Ranking 43 Halloween Candies!

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2019
  • Which Halloween candy is best? Which is the worst? Do people really care about the candy opinions of a man in his late 20s? Find out in this exciting video! It's not quite a tier list, but it's close!
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  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  4 года назад +2230

    Let me know which of your favorite candies I didn't include in this video! Maybe I can update the list with new entries next year?

    • @Snakedude4life
      @Snakedude4life 4 года назад +96

      Twin snake gummies. One is sweet and the other is tart. Also, no step on SNEK.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 4 года назад +65

      Wonder ball and Werther’s Originals!

    • @EndsleyIV
      @EndsleyIV 4 года назад +73

      Mars bars and almond joys

    • @olscratch74
      @olscratch74 4 года назад +40

      Bit'O'Honey!

    • @distractedFreek
      @distractedFreek 4 года назад +44

      I guess it's an experience thing, but I've never gotten fun dip on Halloween but I got plenty of Reese's.

  • @muja_bunny
    @muja_bunny 4 года назад +2964

    Ian green screening himself into his own house is iconic

  • @LavaCanyon
    @LavaCanyon 4 года назад +5426

    Ian's incorrect opinions makes me feel like he would cool to trade with.

    • @Wolfwithn
      @Wolfwithn 4 года назад +34

      LavaCanyon IKR!!!!

    • @ceeb420
      @ceeb420 4 года назад +289

      Giving this dude all my Dots for some fuckin Tootsie Roll pops.

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 4 года назад +194

      What are you some kind of filthy Milk Dude main?
      Okay but fr tho, he put grape nerds at the bottom when he tasted them, and that is sacrilege

    • @bredirish123
      @bredirish123 4 года назад +68

      @@boiboi7717 tru fam. tru. I don't think they're really that medicinal tasting. I just love the sour punch they have.

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 4 года назад +59

      @@bredirish123 Yes! It's just its own separate entity! It tastes nothing like grape, but just thinking about a grape jolly rancher makes my mouth water

  • @ari_anon2228
    @ari_anon2228 3 года назад +1877

    fun dip was never a halloween candy for me... it was a valentine’s day candy. like legit i don’t think i’ve ever gotten a fun dip on halloween

    • @communitytub7739
      @communitytub7739 3 года назад +46

      this

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 3 года назад +105

      I got Fundip a few times on Halloween, but I got the majority of it from Valentine's Day at school.

    • @waffel7664
      @waffel7664 3 года назад +59

      facts
      I used to give out fun dip in like 1st-4th grade for valentines day

    • @ENTR0PY
      @ENTR0PY 3 года назад +48

      @@waffel7664 You were doing God's work out there, son.

    • @ddank9393
      @ddank9393 3 года назад +3

      thats a lot of failed halloweens then

  • @acciaiomorti
    @acciaiomorti 3 года назад +688

    I remember getting a flat jolly rancher in highschool and thought "it can't possibly be just a sheet of hard jolly rancher, it's gotta be like a more rigid taffy, right?" and promptly hurt my teeth

    • @sweetbaby454
      @sweetbaby454 2 года назад +18

      I actually had the flat ones before the round ones

    • @robw5741
      @robw5741 2 года назад +8

      @@sweetbaby454 I remember the flat ones growing up in the corner stores. I never seen the "round" ones til years and years later.

    • @dotsubmcdoodle2959
      @dotsubmcdoodle2959 2 года назад +13

      I just break them before opening them, and have smaller jolly rancher squares

    • @Nicodapro
      @Nicodapro Год назад

      There's flat jolly ranchers??

    • @kokichiouma2
      @kokichiouma2 Год назад

      @@Nicodapro yeah I prefer them tbh

  • @GamesLinked
    @GamesLinked 4 года назад +2251

    "You're gonna hear me say Classic a lot." Proceeds to never say classic again.

    • @branstorm
      @branstorm 3 года назад +30

      Add a public reply...

    • @DoodlerDude
      @DoodlerDude 3 года назад +6

      Did you watch the whole video?

    • @lazyturtle3490
      @lazyturtle3490 3 года назад

      @alec bradley I think I heard him say classic a few times

    • @Jack-zj1ug
      @Jack-zj1ug 3 года назад +28

      @@lazyturtle3490 I watched it through carefully. Can confirm he did not say classic again.

    • @lazyturtle3490
      @lazyturtle3490 3 года назад +1

      @@Jack-zj1ug I thought I did heard him ssy classic but ok

  • @harburmills1783
    @harburmills1783 4 года назад +2557

    The image of Ian talking about his opinion on skittles while a woman cries behind a gravestone in the background is legit the funniest thing i've ever seen

  • @KudosK42
    @KudosK42 3 года назад +707

    *Woman cries in the background in front of a grave*
    Brutalmoose: "Next Candy"

    • @anastasiasux
      @anastasiasux 3 года назад +14

      I’m dying laughing at this rn I loved this background

    • @kelllogg4838
      @kelllogg4838 3 года назад

      Same

    • @haleymeerdink8718
      @haleymeerdink8718 3 года назад +6

      they don’t call him brutal for nothing

  • @Buzzlite99
    @Buzzlite99 Год назад +49

    “Baby Ruth’s taste like the past” may be the most accurate description of a candy I’ve ever heard lmaooo

    • @qrowing
      @qrowing 11 месяцев назад +3

      Baby Ruth and Payday both dude

  • @jimbobjojo8533
    @jimbobjojo8533 4 года назад +2502

    I love the way he talks about everything as if he's not from earth and never heard of anything

    • @vaarsuviusprime
      @vaarsuviusprime 4 года назад +74

      "Like" he's not from earth and never heard of anything... riiight

    • @devilishjester7718
      @devilishjester7718 4 года назад +55

      He talks like me when i'm super tired

    • @cass3837
      @cass3837 4 года назад +27

      Well he’s ranking them for when the aliens come obviously so they know what’s right and wrong

    • @GothGfGG
      @GothGfGG 3 года назад +21

      I’m viewing it from that perspective now and it’s absolutely hilarious

    • @chris6494
      @chris6494 3 года назад +5

      This is... So... Right...

  • @benl7110
    @benl7110 4 года назад +406

    "I had a lot of friends.." *cuts to graveyard* My god what happened....

    • @tristenm1526
      @tristenm1526 4 года назад +6

      Your icon is still the gummy leeches kid? I salute you.

  • @MarMar-mo1ru
    @MarMar-mo1ru 3 года назад +183

    I believe once you turn into a grandma you have an infinite supply of those strawberry candies

    • @betelguse16
      @betelguse16 Год назад +6

      Yes, my Grandma always had strawberry bonbons in her house. Still don’t know where she got them. :)

    • @Homodemon
      @Homodemon Год назад +20

      They're issued to you by the government once you officially qualify as an elder.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад +2

      You can find them at the dollar store usually!

    • @sweetwill6233
      @sweetwill6233 10 месяцев назад +1

      Strawberry Bon Bons are what they are called.

  • @Primalintent
    @Primalintent 3 года назад +116

    Fun Fact: The Baby Ruth was first released in 1921, so it's 100 years old now, and that makes sense why it'd taste like the past!

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s literally called BABY RUTH, why would people think it was a modern candy? Hahah

    • @KidPrarchord95
      @KidPrarchord95 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@maddieb.4282 Because babies aren't old

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@KidPrarchord95 If the way people act online is any indicator, babies come in all ages.

  • @Metaphorically7
    @Metaphorically7 4 года назад +831

    The random people crying at gravestones in the background is the best

    • @swaggycrackerzzz
      @swaggycrackerzzz 3 года назад +1

      444 likes and no comments?

    • @Trevor.Hittle
      @Trevor.Hittle 3 года назад +6

      I was hoping someone else noticed that too. It was really off-putting

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 3 года назад +8

      I assume he just looked up 'gravestone' on a stock image website and found that.

    • @wahmaster2788
      @wahmaster2788 3 года назад +11

      @@Trevor.Hittle it was the funniest shit

    • @AllTheCloudsArePink
      @AllTheCloudsArePink 3 года назад +1

      I took it to be people grieving Ian after he died from too much candy

  • @user-dh1un9lk9f
    @user-dh1un9lk9f 4 года назад +454

    Ian’s videos are so unique- they’re super chill but edited with so much self-indulgent effort without coming off as too formal that they’re worth watch multiple times. And you never know what he’ll focus on next, but he always seems to be enjoying himself.

    • @ChronicSynchronizer
      @ChronicSynchronizer 4 года назад +20

      I love that he has been branching out, the arcade trip was a blast

    • @bambi_weg
      @bambi_weg 4 года назад

      Drama Vin so true

  • @mackattackbootycrack9939
    @mackattackbootycrack9939 3 года назад +260

    “Classic, I’m going to be saying that word a lot”
    Also Ian:
    “I mean Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are... timeless”

  • @danielleorr16
    @danielleorr16 3 года назад +341

    I'm also so mad at skittles about quietly changing the flavor and no one else seems to care. I'm happy to see someone else upset about it lol

    • @anikafemiladensing884
      @anikafemiladensing884 3 года назад +19

      I know, right? Green apple is probably the worst candy flavor on earth.

    • @DeezN00tz99
      @DeezN00tz99 3 года назад +8

      Reddit complains about it constantly

    • @gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461
      @gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, i remember getting skittles for the lime flavor, and then getting disapointed.

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 3 года назад +7

      @Christopher I Wolf then does it really exist at all if I have to go out of my way for it? I just skip classic skittles now for the tropical flavors, I think they're better anyway. At least Mike n ikes still has lime in them

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 2 года назад +3

      @Christopher I Wolf and now as a limited time thing, it's a bag of all line flavor

  • @vitooprandi7966
    @vitooprandi7966 4 года назад +306

    This video is like a warm bowl of soup.

  • @matriiiarch9374
    @matriiiarch9374 4 года назад +1107

    my cat’s name is Snickers- I was watching this video on my laptop w/o headphones, and when she heard you say “snickers” the first time, she looked over, got really excited that a new voice said her name, and watched the rest of the video with me :)

  • @Fithrealmhuntsman
    @Fithrealmhuntsman 3 года назад +159

    Fun fact, in college someone gave me one of those huge bags of footlong twizzlers for secret Santa, the week before finals. I ate all of them in just a couple days and got a kidney stone, still love twizzlers tho.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 месяцев назад +2

      Did you get the kidney stone because of the twizzlers or just a coincidence??

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t think it’s possible that I wrote this comment, I can’t remember watching this video lmfao

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 10 месяцев назад

      @@maddieb.4282 Very spooky.

    • @kelseyjaffer
      @kelseyjaffer 8 месяцев назад

      I got one of those bags in middle school, but I hate twizzlers, so my sister, friend and I just ran around whipping each other with them lmao

  • @bananajamma2705
    @bananajamma2705 3 года назад +134

    For a while I forgot that Whoppers existed, so when I heard the name immediately a memory of me and my grandpa eating the strawberry ones in the car while heading to bass pro shop popped into my head. Might look for them and get them for old times sake.

    • @piperformerlycassette
      @piperformerlycassette 3 года назад +5

      Was it the giant pyramid in Mephis?

    • @Unaliq
      @Unaliq 2 года назад +1

      Any update on your trip down memory lane?

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 2 года назад +3

      There are strawberry whoppers??

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 2 года назад +1

      When he said whoppers I was really confused, because Whopper is one of the burgers from burgerking. „Burgers on halloween?“

    • @shala_shashka
      @shala_shashka Год назад +1

      @@tri-angel there’s a few different flavors but they show up so sparsely I don’t even know how many are out there

  • @Applestoroger
    @Applestoroger 4 года назад +346

    I love the idea that you have a file somewhere that’s just a “plop” sound byte

    • @Nightlightz-ug1vj
      @Nightlightz-ug1vj 4 года назад +2

      Applestoroger lmao yeah I found that funny. First heard in that one food review ,er although I forgot what is was about

    • @astronights
      @astronights 4 года назад +15

      @@Nightlightz-ug1vj The peanut butter chocolate surprise.
      Y'know.
      The ones that'll make your kids squeal.

  • @MisterBigBlunts
    @MisterBigBlunts 4 года назад +408

    When I was little, the gas station down the street would give my brother and I Tootsie Pops for the Indian with the star. I learned many years later that this was never a thing and the clerk was just being nice.

    • @squeedles_1943
      @squeedles_1943 4 года назад +28

      That's a cute story :)

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 4 года назад +45

      IT WAS NEVER A THING!?
      Huh. We used to collect those wrappers as kids and drop a huge stack on the cashier at the store.
      They'd always happily oblige and trade them.
      Weird.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 4 года назад +4

      awwwww

    • @vincentjonesvr
      @vincentjonesvr 4 года назад +12

      @Crystal Kanashii >when I was a kid
      >googled it
      SUMMER CHILD.

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 4 года назад +5

      @Crystal Kanashii We didn't have Google when I was a kid! Must have been nice, lol!

  • @ShadySal_
    @ShadySal_ 3 года назад +217

    finally... another soul who also longs for the return of the lime skittle

    • @annakinal3077
      @annakinal3077 3 года назад +8

      They are still lime in Europe, another example of European candy supetiority

    • @delbeto982
      @delbeto982 3 года назад +3

      @@annakinal3077 but y'all don't have grape because we have the original purple flavor banned, I forgot what the source flavor is in the UK

    • @mackenzietulip3571
      @mackenzietulip3571 2 года назад +4

      @@delbeto982 Super late but black currant

    • @InfestedScapegoat
      @InfestedScapegoat 2 года назад +4

      Green apple is TRASH! Bring back LIME!

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 2 года назад +6

      I love the green apple skittle!! There are already 2 citrus fruits in skittles lol. I save the green for last, and often i get other people to give me their green skittles because they don't like them lol. Give me your greens please

  • @katthedestroyer9653
    @katthedestroyer9653 3 года назад +28

    u ever bite into one of those strawberry candies and ur so excited but it turns out to be one of the solid ones and not the ones with the goo

  • @PatrickMitchell
    @PatrickMitchell 4 года назад +709

    The only reason Ian moved was that he needed to find a house with a crypt.

    • @Endocrom
      @Endocrom 4 года назад +12

      But now he's cursed with a snarky crow that has excellent timing for ruining outros.
      I smell sitcom!

    • @deanc9195
      @deanc9195 4 года назад +1

      a *spooky* crypt!

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 4 года назад

      @@deanc9195 A spooky *cryb*

    • @stonkman9630
      @stonkman9630 3 года назад

      Spooky crypt over yonder

  • @csyrup
    @csyrup 4 года назад +285

    "Into the spooky crypt I go!"
    Literally unleashes hell onto the earth

  • @courtneykovall9694
    @courtneykovall9694 2 года назад +41

    I love you. Please do this with everything ever. I will watch you taste test and rank crackers, juices, cleaning products, tortillas, anything really. More please.

  • @bradasstv
    @bradasstv Год назад +28

    How the heck did he miss an opportunity to add a "love that crunch" from the Ramen noodle lady at the end of the video? Lol

  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  4 года назад +674

    A day late, but hopefully worth the wait!
    Spooky Halloween, everyone!

    • @Zinkolo
      @Zinkolo 4 года назад

      Spook

    • @occamsaturn
      @occamsaturn 4 года назад +10

      it's kinda better, since this is the day that everyone already has candy

    • @beastlygamerfiveforty7220
      @beastlygamerfiveforty7220 4 года назад +1

      Definitly worth, A near Hour of you!? You’re spoiling me.

    • @mikeboyce21
      @mikeboyce21 4 года назад

      10 extra points for the purple spyderco! Nice to see good taste in knives its rare. Usually people just have a 5 dollar no name junk knife.

    • @mooselady1
      @mooselady1 4 года назад

      I think it's a great time. Helps me figure out what discount Halloween candy to get.

  • @r2ube
    @r2ube 4 года назад +448

    If you handed out Fun Dip out in Elementary School Valentine's day, it doesn't matter if you were popular or not, you would be respected and honored for the rest of the month

    • @tarkuscameback1621
      @tarkuscameback1621 4 года назад +26

      Dillon Wingull you would instantly get the heart of your crush if you gave them a cherry fun-dip. No matter who you were.

    • @worldwidewrestling2639
      @worldwidewrestling2639 4 года назад +3

      Dillon Wingull facts

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 4 года назад +4

      I hated the powder but I love eating the sticks

    • @mistymysticsailboat
      @mistymysticsailboat 4 года назад +5

      at first i thought you put the fun dip powder into water like a hot chocolate mix

    • @megmoore8681
      @megmoore8681 4 года назад +13

      Once I bought fun dip in middle school, refused to share any, ate the whole box in a day and experienced the worst migraine I've ever had. Unforgettable.

  • @Kavukamari
    @Kavukamari 3 года назад +39

    it's impressive how many real and live locations ian travels to to bring us these amazing videos

    • @Kavukamari
      @Kavukamari 3 года назад +2

      and not fake

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +1

      You kinda sound like you're under house arrest, ngl...
      Hope it all worked out for ya

  • @Woooskaaa
    @Woooskaaa 3 года назад +177

    the disrespect on those vanilla tootsie rolls is killing me

    • @luigi7834
      @luigi7834 3 года назад +20

      I KNOW THEY ARE LITERALLY THE #1 CANDY

    • @MrMan-uw2vp
      @MrMan-uw2vp 3 года назад +16

      they deserve it

    • @boriszawotski1392
      @boriszawotski1392 3 года назад +1

      They are great i love the white color

    • @SnaxBot
      @SnaxBot 3 года назад +4

      They were my childhood man me and my mom would sit in her room and pick through the variety bag for them and eat them while watching a movie

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 2 года назад +1

      @@luigi7834
      They're good, but to say they're the #1 candy overall is a very unpopular and subjective opinion.

  • @soitssparkie
    @soitssparkie 4 года назад +753

    Ian is really getting his money's worth out of that green screen

    • @thermitekitty9070
      @thermitekitty9070 4 года назад +31

      He could glue $100 bills behind him for his greenscreen and it'd still be worth the cost.

    • @komaedanagito4real
      @komaedanagito4real 4 года назад +15

      he’s already gettin his money’s worth for the lazy susan

    • @sullivanbard
      @sullivanbard 4 года назад +10

      I know! It's fun but also hilarious for how distracting it can get, even with the people excising that speeds up. Plus, a wooden board for some reason.

    • @dragoon9240
      @dragoon9240 3 года назад

      Wow 666 likes what a coincidence

  • @mattbill5565
    @mattbill5565 4 года назад +422

    man the green screen showing people mourning at the cemetery while ian rates candy is genius 😂😂

    • @vvaspss5322
      @vvaspss5322 4 года назад +62

      They're mourning the lime skittle

    • @tekkayagi6814
      @tekkayagi6814 4 года назад +5

      The mans overall editing is genius.

  • @NightimeDemon
    @NightimeDemon Год назад +14

    You gotta try those Snickers ice cream bars if they're still made. Those are fantastic. Combine the good of frozen Snickers with ice cream. It's a match made in heaven.

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 3 года назад +31

    You know you are doing something right with your life (or have peaked in quarantine season) when you realize you have watched an hour-long video of an adult man tasting and ranking your childhood candies.

  • @alexharvey7660
    @alexharvey7660 4 года назад +439

    "I don't know, this shade of orange is pretty cool."
    ...
    "Green. This is green."

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад +2

      Well, green is essentially orange but with a shorter wavelength...

    • @chaxs_connoisseur
      @chaxs_connoisseur 4 года назад +1

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 explains a lot cause your name is orange

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад +1

      @@chaxs_connoisseur Not gonna lie, I didn't even make that connection when I commented.

    • @chaxs_connoisseur
      @chaxs_connoisseur 4 года назад +2

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 yeah, it happens.

  • @-L.S
    @-L.S 4 года назад +504

    reads title: eh
    sees it's brutalmoose: CLICK
    sees it's almost an hour: YES

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 4 года назад +13

      HOLY SPOOKY COW DUDE I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS SO LONG UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT
      YOOO, THIS IS THE TRUE HALLOWEEN TREAT!

  • @lamy8224
    @lamy8224 2 года назад +23

    This is the 3rd time I’m watching this… we need a new one this year Ian!!! WE NEEEEEED ITTTT

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 3 года назад +15

    I beg your pardon! Reese's Cup is for sure #1 Halloween candy. I always beam with joy when I am given them when trick or treating. That being said, I have never had a Fun & Dip.
    Also, in my placings, candies also lose to chocolate bars lol.

  • @SushiStriker
    @SushiStriker 4 года назад +1273

    This is peak "watching RUclips at 2am" content

    • @guesstimation
      @guesstimation 3 года назад +7

      Watching at 3:54am

    • @willowism
      @willowism 3 года назад +15

      watching at 8 am and i haven't slept yet. someone help.

    • @turnoffautoplay
      @turnoffautoplay 3 года назад

      More like 1:43 am.

    • @kstreet7438
      @kstreet7438 3 года назад +1

      Idk reminds me of adult swim.

    • @noahblake4027
      @noahblake4027 3 года назад

      Literally me right now lol

  • @vlccontent5663
    @vlccontent5663 4 года назад +500

    Are we not gonna talk about this dude’s editing skills?

    • @Akoyabones
      @Akoyabones 4 года назад +32

      One of the reasons I love his vids. Hes hilarious anyway but the editing really adds.

    • @ballsmcgee1378
      @ballsmcgee1378 4 года назад +3

      @The Official Chazz Swampman roster teeth

    • @ballsmcgee1378
      @ballsmcgee1378 4 года назад

      @The Official Chazz Swampman 🤦‍♂️

    • @grogly7152
      @grogly7152 4 года назад +1

      If you think this is good watch televoid

    • @pepethefrog8759
      @pepethefrog8759 4 года назад +1

      And his use of sound effects too is notch

  • @beechermouse
    @beechermouse 2 года назад +7

    In my hometown (in Iowa), the local convenience store "Chubs", would let kids exchange a tootsie pop wrappers (with the star archer) for a fresh tootsie pop. I am pretty sure he just threw them away and was happy to let us have a free candy every so often. Likely he had cases of them that he sold for decades. Also to note, he was the only shop in town who would let you do this. All of the shops with gas pumps wouldn't have any of that.

  • @IIyana08
    @IIyana08 3 года назад +62

    Welp guess it's time to rewatch this masterpiece again.

    • @Finkish_
      @Finkish_ 2 года назад

      I'm back also

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Год назад +1

      3rd round for me. Brutalfoods is pretty much my all time favorite content.

    • @timfoerst6348
      @timfoerst6348 Год назад

      Halloween time bitches!

  • @anii2987
    @anii2987 4 года назад +416

    Fun dip is such a Valentine’s Day thing to me; I don’t know why

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand 4 года назад +26

      Oddly I don't associate it with any holidays. For me it's something that you get in the summer from ice cream trucks. Specifically the '70s/'80s design from before the Nestle purchase that came with three flavors and two sticks. Not bad, not great.
      Fun Fun Dip Fact: Fun Dip/Lik-M-Aid, SweeTarts, and Pixy Stix aren't just similar, but are exactly the same candy in different formats. SweeTarts were created to be a less messy version.

    • @ItsJustRJ
      @ItsJustRJ 4 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @Pedri10_
      @Pedri10_ 4 года назад +8

      Anii because they used to have hearts on them near Valentine’s Day and you got them all the time in 1st and 2nd grade party

    • @lG-gh3py
      @lG-gh3py 4 года назад +8

      Cause there would always be a Valentine's fun dip set available to buy for you elementary school Valentine's party lol.

    • @ecto6331
      @ecto6331 4 года назад +2

      thanks for giving me forgotten memories of 2nd grade class parties

  • @CapCapital
    @CapCapital 4 года назад +151

    Good to see that "plop" is alive and well

  • @DwayneRockTheJohnson
    @DwayneRockTheJohnson 3 года назад +26

    I respect your ways.
    I keep my list in 2 different categories with multiple sub-classes of candies
    Fruity: Hard, soft, chewy, crunchy, gummy, taffy, sour, sweet, spicy.
    Chocolate: Melty, minty, peanut-buttery, solid chocolate, dark chocolate, caramel.
    The worst candy is candy corn, hands down.
    Note: Gummy and Chewy are 2 different types of candy. You wouldn't say that a jelly bean is gummy, you would say that it is crunchy and chewy (or soft and chewy, depending on the candies you get.)

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 2 года назад

      chewy is taffy or sticky inside like jelly beans and gummy is gummy

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад

      Can you give examples of each category?

  • @yadlthegamer2852
    @yadlthegamer2852 3 года назад +23

    The fun dip used to be branded under “Wonka”. But they dropped it I think due to licensing issues.

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 Год назад +5

      I think all the Wonka candies have dropped the Wonka branding now.

    • @vandilore
      @vandilore 2 месяца назад

      i know it’s way late but in 2018 nestle sold the wonka candies to a different company and i guess they dropped the wonka branding

  • @vvaspss5322
    @vvaspss5322 4 года назад +160

    The grandma candy is held in a special grandma part of the store, only grandmas are allowed there

  • @payday510
    @payday510 4 года назад +97

    Fun Fact: Vanilla is indeed a fruit, the only edible fruit in the family Orchidaceae.

    • @user-yj1xo5fj3e
      @user-yj1xo5fj3e 4 года назад +5

      Finally, a fellow intellectual.

    • @user-yj1xo5fj3e
      @user-yj1xo5fj3e 4 года назад +1

      The Alliance of the Intellectuals should exist.

    • @shitmaster9000
      @shitmaster9000 2 года назад +1

      I think that’s what they call Reddit, though that’s fairly debatable

  • @Livin-86
    @Livin-86 3 года назад +17

    I remember collecting the Tootsie pop wrappers, but never remembering what the special image was for or how to send them in. Was nice hearing someone else mentioning it.

  • @SaturnaliaJones
    @SaturnaliaJones Год назад +19

    "Candy Corn is a wonderful blend of creamy fondant, rich marshmallow and warm vanilla notes." Just like cardboard is an earthy, fiber rich, chewy treat.

    • @TheBluestflamingos
      @TheBluestflamingos 11 месяцев назад +4

      I like candy corn and even *I* think that's bs. Candy corn tastes like waxy honey nougat and cavities.

  • @Ryan-0413
    @Ryan-0413 4 года назад +213

    Blue and red is the best sour worm, don’t even come at me

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 4 года назад +253

    When I was a kid, we brought a wrapper with the archer on it to the local gas station and told the clerk about the promotion. Total sincerity, we absolutely believed it. He gave us a free sucker. I still think about that sweet guy now who played along with us despite it being a bogus rumor,

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 года назад +21

      He might've not known it wasnt true. Lots of people get away with shit just because they say something confidently enough. Can't tell you how many times people have walked into the kennel I work at (we're still closed to the public) with the confidence of a manager and barely a glance at me, and I always just assume they're supposed to be there since I don't wanna argue.
      Thankfully I've mostly been right.

    • @pingu4938
      @pingu4938 Год назад +5

      @@PointsofData the ol' Amber Heard

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@PointsofDataI mean they were children and he was an employee giving away free merchandise, I highly doubt he actually fell for it

  • @TheRealCptObvious1
    @TheRealCptObvious1 3 года назад +51

    Hershey’s is boring, BUT the balls it takes to just have a straight up chocolate bar. Nothing else added. And it’s still a classic. I don’t feel like it’s as good as it used to be though

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 месяцев назад

      It takes balls to sell chocolate and make millions off it? Hot take

    • @TheRealCptObvious1
      @TheRealCptObvious1 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@maddieb.4282 making a comment in response to my comment 2 years ago, flaming hot

  • @lionblaze0384
    @lionblaze0384 3 года назад +20

    "Onto the next candy, lets eat a nerd!"
    Why, Ian, you can't! That would be cannibalism!

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 4 года назад +470

    >No Milky Way
    My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • @bigoldoints8550
      @bigoldoints8550 4 года назад +2

      masterofbloopers have you ever had a milky way snowball

    • @Hedvigu
      @Hedvigu 4 года назад +5

      @@bigoldoints8550 sounds like something that could catch on.

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru 4 года назад +18

      Milky way is just a shittier snickers. Done, make the placement yourself

    • @Hallykon
      @Hallykon 4 года назад +26

      as someone with a peanut allergy, milky ways are the shit

    • @Zulk_RS
      @Zulk_RS 4 года назад +3

      Milky Ways are my favorite from that company. Though I can never seem to find any at my local stores... nor can I find Mars bars. That's why I eat a lot of Snickers.

  • @Cumbercuke
    @Cumbercuke 4 года назад +308

    I have never laughed so hard at footage of grieving widows

    • @imptwins
      @imptwins 4 года назад

      You must be young.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 года назад +7

      @@imptwins Because he's not in the grave being mourned by a grieving widow?

    • @andrew-ub4ku
      @andrew-ub4ku 4 года назад +10

      as a certified "person-who-understands-everything-and-has-infinite-knowledge" i can confirm that those background clips were indeed hilarious. They subverted my expectations exceptionally well.

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 4 года назад +1

      Imp Twins You have a anime pfp you can’t be talking shit.

  • @superrugby2
    @superrugby2 6 месяцев назад +3

    I consume the most useless youtube content, but the man just calms anxiety really well.

  • @pokebalzzz02
    @pokebalzzz02 3 года назад +3

    It's really nice seeing that a video, despite being almost an hour long, almost has a million views. Love you, Ian

  • @HoopyFroodood
    @HoopyFroodood 4 года назад +352

    I looked it up, vanilla is a fruit. It's actually part of the orchid family.
    ... I guess you're off the hook Tootsie Roll company... >_>

    • @collector_n5063
      @collector_n5063 4 года назад +4

      Hoopy Frood I admire your googling ability

    • @abingleyboy
      @abingleyboy 4 года назад +21

      Vanilla is also black but because of vanilla ice cream folk call white stuff vanilla..go figure

    • @josephlucatorto4772
      @josephlucatorto4772 4 года назад +42

      The vanilla pod is technically a fruit, but because it's used in its dried and powdered form, I would argue that it's a spice

    • @mikeockhurts904
      @mikeockhurts904 4 года назад +3

      @@josephlucatorto4772 this man spittin

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 года назад +2

      Joseph Lucatorto it’s not always completely dried. But I agree: it’s a spice.

  • @stevebutters306
    @stevebutters306 3 года назад +370

    *looks at clearly green candy*
    "This shade of orange is pretty cool!"

  • @bryanmediaproductions8413
    @bryanmediaproductions8413 2 года назад +3

    On month 5 of going to sleep with Brutalfoods videos and I gotta say, nothing is more soothing than Ian meandering his way through grab bags of candy.

  • @Macktastic7
    @Macktastic7 3 года назад +10

    When I was a kid I actually got a few free tootsie roll pops from certain stores when I took em in. I'm assuming those few individuals that actually honored that rumor were just being nice and figured why not.

  • @naomiomiom
    @naomiomiom 4 года назад +506

    "dots are chewy with a flavor" you could literally say that about almost any food

    • @AnkoTime
      @AnkoTime 4 года назад +8

      declan mc Anything that isnt crunchy.

    • @HarryPnass1
      @HarryPnass1 4 года назад +4

      @@AnkoTime what about yogurt

    • @Mike4Lifexx
      @Mike4Lifexx 4 года назад +8

      Heaps of foods aren't chewy.

    • @naomiomiom
      @naomiomiom 4 года назад

      @@Mike4Lifexx said almost any food for a reason bro

    • @demonhunter635
      @demonhunter635 4 года назад +10

      declan mc
      “Almost any” implies the vast majority of foods are chewy. Is this is a statement you have citations for?

  • @MandoYote
    @MandoYote 4 года назад +293

    “Baby Ruth tastes like the past”
    I am truly shook by the accuracy of this sentiment

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula 3 года назад +2

    Spoopy season is back and I am grateful to re-watch this
    Also international sweets and treats would be amazing to see this year maybe if there's a speciality candy shop somewhere near you

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 3 года назад +22

    I love this guy's videos
    "Grape is a low tier flavor"
    *YOU AND I ARE NOW ENEMIES*

  • @donovanwixom8850
    @donovanwixom8850 3 года назад +793

    I love Ian’s videos because he puts so much effort and care into them. He doesn’t have to have fun backgrounds, but he does. He didn’t have to do those beautiful Lazy Susan shoots of the candies, but he did. I think most people would have just sat at the table and talked without ever changing the background or camera angle or anything. Keep up the good work Ian.

    • @SamSphinx
      @SamSphinx 3 года назад +66

      He has a lazy energy while he actually puts a lot of work in his videos.
      And by lazy I mean laid-back.

    • @jamaigar
      @jamaigar 3 года назад +36

      Yeah he feels careless while at the same time he intensely cares

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui 3 года назад +20

      can't forget that he's filming in a hot oversized costume in about 65% of his videos lol. i'd actually like to see his entire costume collection

    • @thatguy_luigi
      @thatguy_luigi 2 года назад +4

      I just realized some of the background videos are playing backwards

    • @StraightestDakregor
      @StraightestDakregor 2 года назад +13

      Also, he leaves in his mistakes. Stutter, having something fall off, technical errors, not knowing something, things others would edit out or re-record he not only leaves them, but plays it as a joke. I think that gives his videos a very natural feeling.

  • @Aranohr
    @Aranohr 4 года назад +338

    Almost an hour of brutalmoose goodness
    WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS DAY

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina 3 года назад +6

    Rewatching for the holiday... I looove mushing the fruity tootsie rolls together. Cherry and everything (but orange). Even put a cherry and regular together.
    Chocolate is still preferred.

  • @jacohenn42
    @jacohenn42 Год назад +1

    Hey Ian, I'm sure you'll never see this but I just thought I'd let you know this video (and your channel as a whole tbh) is a big comfort of mine. Every time I'm sad or bored or just can't find any other video I'm interested in, I come here, and I thank you immensely for that :)

  • @X3nophiliac
    @X3nophiliac 4 года назад +176

    19:29
    omg did ian seriously put people mourning dead people in a graveyard as background videos
    LOL

    • @meat_rainbow
      @meat_rainbow 4 года назад +11

      Glad someone else pointed this out

    • @sachyriel
      @sachyriel 4 года назад +13

      I was thinkin theyre stock footage, instead of for real

    • @gordemn
      @gordemn 4 года назад +22

      Pretty sure it's just stock footage, still hilarious.

    • @Nekotaku01
      @Nekotaku01 4 года назад +2

      Meh.

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 4 года назад +1

      I literally got to that part as I read this comment

  • @benphillips2947
    @benphillips2947 4 года назад +358

    39:22 "I'm gonna rank [Snickers] a little bit higher than you'd expect..."
    >Ranks Snickers way lower than I was expecting.

    • @juantouche1940
      @juantouche1940 4 года назад +6

      Of the 5 candies in this list that I know Snickers is my favourite. The only one I'd really like to have.

    • @hunterhudson4577
      @hunterhudson4577 3 года назад +4

      Snickers are always #1 in my book

    • @NirvanaKC001
      @NirvanaKC001 3 года назад +6

      I know right. Imagine believing kitkat bars are better than snickers, unbelievable.

    • @thetwosler8493
      @thetwosler8493 3 года назад +1

      Snickers is bleh to me

    • @jimdino77
      @jimdino77 3 года назад

      between Dots and Laffy Fucking Taffy, are you kidding me lol..... top 5, easily

  • @jacscar3536
    @jacscar3536 2 года назад

    I love this video quite a bit, i always watch it whenever i'm getting excited for Halloween!

  • @zoemccarty4248
    @zoemccarty4248 3 года назад +7

    I literally love the rainbow twizzlers, they are so underrated

  • @Imadude-1243
    @Imadude-1243 4 года назад +80

    I’ve never seen someone have so much fun with a green screen as much as you Ian

  • @peebis_fizz8401
    @peebis_fizz8401 4 года назад +1058

    Me: I'm going to go to sleep now
    My recommended: jesus in a cat onesie eats sweets for 50 minutes
    Me: well who needs sleep

  • @toaststrudel
    @toaststrudel 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love these vidoes!!! Keep it up man!!!

  • @KiriakosVilchez
    @KiriakosVilchez 3 года назад +1

    20:12 "You know that I have a beef with original Skittles."
    *Mom hugging son on someone's grave in background*
    What?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 года назад +378

    Think about this: Have you ever in your life seen a full-size Krackle bar?

    • @crystalcatt6899
      @crystalcatt6899 4 года назад +30

      noisyturtle I literally forgot krackle bars exist

    • @scorpionqueen11
      @scorpionqueen11 4 года назад +15

      And I don't want to. It's garbage.

    • @eliaburns848
      @eliaburns848 4 года назад +34

      This comment made me have a breakdown you’re right and I’m having a crisis

    • @scorpionqueen11
      @scorpionqueen11 4 года назад +8

      @@theokayperson498 I did as a kid. Rarely now. Just the bunch a crunch version, which are the definitive version of that candy to me anyway

    • @theassclown5438
      @theassclown5438 4 года назад

      Yes on the movie jurassic park 2 iv seen full sized krackle bars.

  • @GeekVFood
    @GeekVFood 4 года назад +262

    "who goes for the lemon heads?"
    Me, Ian. I do

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 4 года назад +6

      Same here. Applehead and Grapeheads are great too.

    • @Andy-ef2on
      @Andy-ef2on 4 года назад +5

      love lemonhead...so good

    • @sfsophiafernandes
      @sfsophiafernandes 4 года назад +5

      When I lived in the US I used to buy like six of those 99 cents lemon head packets on Walmart. I miss them a lot :(

    • @sfsophiafernandes
      @sfsophiafernandes 4 года назад

      Ask muffin and pals tumblr the one with the multiple flavors that had a texture kinda like gum?

    • @MinoTheShow
      @MinoTheShow 4 года назад +1

      I’m definitely a “chocolate guy” who always goes for the brown stuff over other candy but coming across a Lemonhead is always a delight. dat real lemon juice, man

  • @finglide
    @finglide 3 года назад +3

    i've watched this like 5 times and i still love it

  • @8kray1
    @8kray1 3 года назад

    Happy Halloweiner! I love u and ur content. This came back to be at a perfect time to watch :D

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 4 года назад +99

    Weirdly, the vanilla Fruit Chew is my favourite; I always wished that they’d made actual vanilla Tootsie Rolls.

    • @SamPspire
      @SamPspire 4 года назад

      You ever try milko chews? You'd love them

    • @thadude34283
      @thadude34283 4 года назад +3

      You can get whole bags of just vanilla. That's gross, but you can. :-)

    • @adamfriebele3625
      @adamfriebele3625 4 года назад +1

      I love em too

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 4 года назад +6

      They should do Tootsie pops with the fruit chews in the middle instead of the Tootsie roll.

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 4 года назад

      Mines too

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman 4 года назад +293

    Should’ve disqualified Skittles for false advertising as “Original”

    • @elhazelrah
      @elhazelrah 4 года назад +5

      I honestly didn’t hear about the change to green apple. This is an outrage. I hope someone is getting fired.

    • @elizabethrosebud3220
      @elizabethrosebud3220 4 года назад

      And starburst

  • @daddyphantoms
    @daddyphantoms 3 года назад

    Now this is the information that I needed to know..thanks !

  • @civet-coffee4442
    @civet-coffee4442 6 месяцев назад +4

    time for the yearly rewatch fellas

  • @jaydan0995
    @jaydan0995 4 года назад +153

    When you realize the bird screeching at the end was not part of the funny sound affects Ian is know for in his videos.

    • @will-o-the-wisp-witch
      @will-o-the-wisp-witch 4 года назад +6

      it's a crow actually. lol maybe saying "Happy Halloween" ... or "feed me"

    • @notjettson8407
      @notjettson8407 4 года назад +1

      Just liked this comment and the likes went from 97 to 113. Huh.

  • @yeetleslaw8529
    @yeetleslaw8529 4 года назад +53

    Fruit tootiesrolls are so underrated. I hunted these down on halloween.

    • @iploop
      @iploop 4 года назад +8

      the vanilla/blue ones are the best.

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 4 года назад

      Me too, I used to get them at the store a lot too.

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 4 года назад

      I LOVE FRUIT TOOTSIE ROLLS!

  • @swiftfated
    @swiftfated 3 года назад +2

    If anyone almost likes candy corn, there is a far superior version in Brach's (i think) candy pumpkins. They're way, way less waxy and so sugary you can only eat a couple in a sitting.

  • @WhatsOnMyMind908
    @WhatsOnMyMind908 3 года назад +1

    Ian makes my headache go away and puts a smile on my face

  • @zzzkwl
    @zzzkwl 4 года назад +340

    A wise man once said: "I'm right, you're wrong, shut up."

    • @bleucliuqes
      @bleucliuqes 4 года назад +7

      Eugene?!

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, this must be the part where fandoms collide.

    • @aschgray734
      @aschgray734 4 года назад +3

      The Rank King 👑

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 4 года назад +1

      “Obey my food opinions, B I T C H!” -Some Guy, 2017

  • @boiboi7717
    @boiboi7717 4 года назад +120

    really happy to know that you have a dad, my dude-- for some reason I thought you just had no parents

    • @Promatim
      @Promatim 4 года назад +37

      Yeah, I was thinking it was a Doctor Who type scenario. Like, one day Miss Frizzle keeled over after a particularly dangerous episode of Magic School Bus, and when she re-formed, she was a youtuber named Ian with opinions about snacks.

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 4 года назад +15

      @@Promatim LOL yeah I don't know, he just seems like so relaxed and chill and mild-mannered that any background I thought up for him seemed plausible, you know?

    • @Clawdragoons
      @Clawdragoons 4 года назад +10

      @@Promatim This is my headcanon now and no one can take it from me.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 4 года назад +4

      @@Promatim I have no idea why but now that you say that he reminds me of miss frizzle a lot

  • @kuya8329
    @kuya8329 9 месяцев назад

    I love the way you talk about candy here. I've grown up with a lot of bad food influences online, but Halloween is one of my favorite nights a year. Thank you Ian (trollis are my favorite)

  • @authurstretchygreenthing8464
    @authurstretchygreenthing8464 9 месяцев назад

    Brutalmoose's videos are exactly the kind you need if I want to hear a nerd's opinion on seemingly random things while slowly going insane from the steady anxiety buildup. In other words, it's quality content~!

  • @rover2923
    @rover2923 4 года назад +275

    Everyone else: *Makes spooky and culturally-relevant costumes for Halloween*
    Ian: *Dresses up as his own cat*

    • @crazytim8256
      @crazytim8256 4 года назад +9

      Sounds like a top-tier costume to me

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 4 года назад +8

      Crazy Tim it’s the only culturally relevant costume that matters

    • @kody_h598
      @kody_h598 4 года назад +2

      Im gonna get a guy fieri costume for next year, the scariest costume of all

    • @rover2923
      @rover2923 4 года назад +4

      @@gingersnap6004 MJ is the future of pop culture entertainment

    • @creativeusername7951
      @creativeusername7951 4 года назад +1

      @@kody_h598 Be sure and eat lotsa spaghetti.

  • @yourdadsbbqbrisket8526
    @yourdadsbbqbrisket8526 4 года назад +179

    "let's take a break from the fruity stuff"
    i never thought i'd hear ian say that

    • @lorengarms9836
      @lorengarms9836 4 года назад +10

      I guess you could say hes a pretty... fruity guy... I guess.

  • @JB-my8ys
    @JB-my8ys 3 года назад +1

    My kids love this video so much we are watching it again this year as part of our regular Halloween show line up.