Strange Grocery Taste Test!
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- Опубликовано: 19 фев 2021
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Chef Ian Brutalfoods tries a number of tempting treats found at the local grocery store. Be amazed as he tastes Gushers and Starburst flavored Yogurt, Lunchables Brunchables, Coke with Coffee, and more!
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"I'm not a yogurt guy."
*doesn't lick the yogurt lid*
Yep, checks out.
Hate licking the lid, the yogurt is all solidified and weird.
@@chickpea mix that back in that's all the cream from the yoghurt 😋
I eat ypgurt daily and never lick the lid
@@kamenrideraquarius Then you don’t eat yogurt every day. You simply taste a little bit of it every day and never finish it.
@@tylerengland4427 im on a diet
“If your kids like this, they’re fucking freaks”
*Ian is going in and I’m here for it*
😆
lol
😆
I haven’t heard an Ian F Bomb in a while and he put it in the perfect moment.
IAN: DESTROYER OF CHILDREN
6:35 Ian: "My stomach is a little sensitive."
Also Ian: *eats the entire wrapper of the muffin*
He definitely did lol
I mean thats just paper so no big deal.
@@Kriegerherz15 still bad tho lol
fiber baybeeee
@@dogemaster-hm2ce Not really, it's wood pulp and wax. Probably better for him than the plethora of barely legal additives we put in post production shipped food units
The window on the Brunchables package isn't there so you can see the muffin, it's so the muffin can see you.
I don't know what's more horrifying, the implication that the muffin is watching you maliciously, or the implication that it's watching the person who will bring it to its doom
If the illithid muffin gets into your digestive system, ceremorphosis will begin shortly.
"Let me out so I can be inside you!" Said the muffin.
Brutalmoose has such a long time between uploads because he's busy getting his stomach pumped from eating all of this trash lol
Lol
You know, that makes sense.
@Nekaz It's the salt and sugar they put into it. How could they mess up corn, though?
@Nekaz yeah, they aren't as bad as he says, he has weird tastes.
@Nekaz I grew up on the sale steaks, they are really good
I'm entirely convinced Ian only eats when he does these videos
hibernation
Same.
That explains the long periods between videos; he goes from hospitalization to sugar crashes constantly with all that junk.
*I HUNGER*
I imagine him subsisting entirely on the one flavor of protein powder shake he likes. When the restriction becomes too much he makes us these videos to excuse his junk food binge. Obviously I hope I'm wrong.
“My stomach is a little sensitive”
Eats a meals worth of goods that couldn’t be labeled as food when exported outside the US.
I mean the fact he's still alive is just impressive enough, I think after eating all this I would die immediately
You'd be surprised.
Hey, the CDC said it’s legally safe. You just have to wait 75 years for the data to see the side effects
@@JoshuaJacobs83 I believe these fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF
pretty much everything in the video is able to be labeled as food outside the US
I love how he kept shaking his head and backing up from the burstin beads yogurt like it was alive and threatening him. Love it.
HOW IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THAT HE ATE THE WRAPPER TO THE MUFFIN HE ATE THE WRAPPER
HELLO I AM HERE FOR THE SAME REASON HE DEFINITELY ATE THE WRAPPER
WHY DID HE EAT THE WRAPPER
LMAO! He really wanted that lunchable experience
Don't wanna be a party pooper but it was probably an edible paper wrapper, still cursed though
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed
Oh no we all saw it, but personally I think it adds to the funny
We just literally watched a man go through the five stages of grief over a coffee drink after originally giving it one of the best reviews of his video. 10/10
Until it started melting him from the inside. RIP Ian, died doing what he loved.. eating/drinking random stuff for youtube. In all honesty, that drink just didn't sound like it would be good at all. I don't like soda to begin with and I can sometimes tolerate coffee, the combination of the two just sounds like a bad idea.
I work in a convenience store and when I saw that shit I had to try it. Why is it so good?
@@tman72999 I've had it, and it has no business being as good as it is.
You profile picture scares me. Deeply.
@@tman72999 I had to get 3 of the 4 packs haha its so amazing
the idea of the phrase "i'll eat a pirates booty" being taken completely out of context is FUCKING HILARIOUS
man just said that and didnt think we'd bring it up
😂😂
Sounds like a great way to be killed
most youtubers would wait till they stopped hiccuping, but ian leaves it in, and it makes the video so much funnier
if you are a middle schooler maybe
@@mickeyp6639 true that lol
I'm glad someone else found this funny. Ian reviewing multiple items while dying of hiccups had me ROLLING 😂
wow you guys have to be 12 years old max, that hiccup shit was so annoying. @@zootsuiter
@@raydare2002 @mickeyp6639 It was the way he kind of just powered through every word through a hiccup for me. I've never seen someone do that, so it was funny to me. These videos are supposed to be lighthearted and fun! If the hiccuping is what threw you off the review, all the auditory/visual edits should've turned you away from Ian's channel a long time ago!
This just reinforces my theory that one sip of coke would kill a Victorian child
This comment fucking killed me. Thank you
@@bartvansliedregt5482 are you from the victorian era of england?
Don't drink cocaine
Those kids were being given heroine for a case of the sniffles, I think they could handle it
The busting beads would literally wipe out an Victorian orphanage
"Your child is a freak." - Ian "I like the crust of the PopTart the most" MacLeod
Ol notoasty McGee
Beter briffin
@@A.B994 we had those in pre k so children wouldn’t go wild with the sugar in the frosting. They’re not bad
Truth
@@A.B994 frank ocean?
Every time Ian said "Bustin' beads" it got funnier every time
Ian not licking the yogurt lids blew my mind… who doesn’t do that…
Normal people who don't like the disgusting jelly feeling
@@nulle8935 you're the weird one here
@@nulle8935you are supposed to shake yogurt before opening, if you do that the lid is just normal yogurt.
"If your kid likes these, they're fucking freaks"
jesus christ ian, i didn't know yogurt can hurt that bad
Man, that is what I thought. Jesus, it mustve really sucked the big one...
The British: and this is why we spell it yoghurt.
These seem like the only things kids are willing to eat this day...
When he said "You should disown your child if he likes this" I thought that was a little over the top.
ian looks like the college professor who tries to invite his students to his place for parties and try to get them into smooth jazz
High school, and he'd be sikowitz with hair
Holy shit, you nailed it lmao
And not like Kenny G smooth jazz more like Dave Brubeck Take five smooth jazz feel
@@yaboi5932 that would be cool jazz which predates smooth jazz and (as the name implies) is much cooler 😎
id go. we used to have a college professor that lived in my dorm with his entire family- it was so cool
This is my favorite fucking Brutalfoods episodes.
Him screaming "Oh, what the fuck?!" makes me laugh way too hard.
its been actual years since I've watched you, I don't remember a single one of your videos, just remember seeing your face and going "wow that guy looks like my brother." .. and your videos have the same aesthetic and voice used throughout it that brought me comfort those years ago. Glad to see you still making these videos.
The fact that Ian's stomach is so sensitive that he gets incurable hiccups from about 5 sips of soda gives me a greater appreciation for all the trash he's eaten on brutalfoods
Yeah he has an iron stomach.
I'm sure it came from him eating that muffin wrapper and all 😂
I drink a whole can of soda and never get hiccups
@@benjaminmenken5693 Yoo that's cool
@@benjaminmenken5693 cool
The most impressive thing about this whole thing, to me, is that he actually used the ESRB rating system to rate food more effectively than he used any of the other ratings he's used, and more effectively than the ESRB manages to rate games, sometimes.
Hoping he goes for the PEGI rating system next!
>game has scenes where characters say words like "damn" and "crap"
>rated T
>game manipulates kids into spending $12000 on useless crap; real gambling
>rated E
everyone: skeletor_wat.mp4
ESRB rating games properly? Hah! They said Pokemon is a higher rating than Fifa xD
@@RodaMoonknight ESRB and ESA only exist to protect the big game publishers from litigation and govt regulation. I doubt they ever gave a shit lol
@@Nobody7720 who is pegi and why is she 18
Ian trying to talk energetically while having hiccups is the funniest thing lol
A reason for poptart crisps to exist: original poptarts contain gelatin, the crisps do not, but they're close enough in flavor and texture that they make an acceptable substitute for anyone avoiding gelatin and craving pop tarts :)
and less calories!!
Is that an allergy thing -or an IBS/IBD thing- ?
Edit: apparently gelatin is actually good for IBS and IBS as it soothes inflammation and irritation.
@@Eutropiosbrb gonna buy me some nice melted bone and skin for my stomach
@@EutropiosI think it’s for vegans because most gelatin contains animal products
@@StoneColdClassics most modern gelatin is procured from pigs, people with religious dietary restrictions also tend to avoid it
Babe, you ok? You've hardly tocuhed your bustin' beads
I don't feel like busting any beads today
Sounds like something you'd hear from Oney
*tocuhed*
@@okbutatwhatcost9087 tocuhé
I dip my spoon in a special way so I don't pick up the beads with it, leaving them all at the bottom to eat last. Scoop em up, suck off the yogurt, and bust 20 beads at once in my mouth. It's fucking awesome
The thought of Ian looking up “woman moan sound effect” gets funnier every time he rates something for adults.
I had a similar mental image of that editing process, lol. It was because he first rated something as "early childhood" and naturally looked up a baby giggle audio clip- so for the adult rating that came up next, well...then that has to have a sound effect, too. 🌚
Ian’s been using that same sound effect for years now, much like “plop.”
I know he used it in his Banquet Beef Showdown for sure, but I wanna say he used it as far back as his Sociolitron video which is like 6 years old now or something
Edit: looks like Ian took down his Sociolotron video, can’t say I blame him since it was a sex MMORPG
@@cyrilfiggis2879 that video's still up lol wdym
@@CheezyEnsaymada oh look at that. Earlier I just put “sociolotron” into RUclips it didn’t pop up for me but reaction videos to his video did so I just assumed it was down but now going to his channel and scrolling can confirm still there
@@cyrilfiggis2879 ohhh that sucks I was gonna look for it :(
I think the reason they don’t want you to put the pop tart crips in the toasters is because they are so small and might get stuck in the toaster
"it's like it's trying to imitate a flavour that doesn't even exist?"
So, blue raspberry? Which is a 100% artificial flavour.
Isn't blue raspberry just raspberry flavor? It's just blue because there's already a lot of red fruits in candy
so they discontinued trix yogurt because it was "unhealthy/unnatural" but they release gushers yogurt?
Wait they discontinued it? I haven't eaten that stuff in forever but they always served it at breakfast in elementary school. It was the few things I ever ate at breakfast.
@@doggosarecool7737 Yeah :(( Its sad. Youre just not allowed to have variety anymore, its only the absolute most profitable lines that stay arouns
I have it at my school still I think
It's my body and and my choice to fill it with Trix Yogurt >:[
Gushers come out the same way they go in
Fun fact: Ian actually wants these to be serious food reviews, but his editor and SFX team adds all the Hollywood flash.
I can totally tell by the way he whips out a pocket knife and stabs the pb+j puffs
i really don’t even think he has an editor. the editing style is specifically ian
And the confusing part is his editor and SFX team are ALSO both Ian.
@@c-puff he does have amazing editing skills idk how he isn’t like top 10 creators on RUclips. The amount of work he puts into his videos shows
There are clear creative differences between Chef Ian Brutalfoods and Editor Ian Mooseviemaker. I'm hoping it doesn't cause strife down the line
I love how Ian looks so offended when he tastes something he doesn't like.
the endless hiccups after the coke is funnier than it should be
my god, how big is your folder of eating sound effects
Yes and yes
*p l o p*
Five hundred terabytes
One terabyte I guess.
It’s probably on a hard drive.
Endless
Professional food critic: "It tastes like BLUE."
Reminds me of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
what I thought when he said that, since he said it was TOXIC tasting
Blue Paint Flavor? (as if other paint colors have different flavors, I wouldn't doubt it, but still)
I can taste colors, after awhile you start to associate flavors with a color like red being cherry in sweet things cause a lot of us grew up with artificial colors for stuff.
Professional Video Game Critic: "What is this?! Is that BLUE?! Is that FUCKIN' BLUE?!"
@@creativeusername7951 Imagine that Critic's GFuel sponsored flavor being F***in Blue!
21:20 really love how the two yogurts are rated both ends of ESRB rating
Watching these food reviews are helping me remember to eat during afternoons so thanks :) i am also a no food/liquids only in the morning kind of lady. Sensitive tummy as well.
"It doesn't look particularly appetizing, but let's eat it anyway" should be the official Brutalfoods slogan.
@Surfin' Shinji YES, because so often, it *doesn't* look appetizing even if Ian likes the taste and texture.
"Ian reviews assorted food using the ESRB rating system!"
Join us next time when Ian reviews food using Mohs scale of mineral hardness.
Don’t give him ideas
Or the Wentworth Sediment Scale.
No, next time he should use the Schmidt Sting Pain Index...
Use the Enhanced Fujita scale
2022: Ian reviews food by rating them against the relative popularity of past Brutalfoods episodes.
32:20 you can see the moment where Ian TRULY regretted not saving that coffee for the end of the review
"If your kid likes this, they're a fckin FREAK"
Ian just can't appreciate the complex flavor notes within Blue flavor gushers yoghurt 😭😭😭
I've been watching this guy on and off for like 5 years I always forget he exists and then he pops up on my recommendations and I binge everything again
I watch him whenever I have a banquet meal or hungry man meal
More like 'PLOPs up' if you know what I mean
I’m not alone
Same here
Literally lmfaoo
"The gusher yogurt is so gross"
Has like 15 spoonfuls.
He’s a masochist
Better not waste the food
He likes bead skins.
I love the way organic fair trade chocolate doesn’t immediately melt in your mouth, but actually holds its shape for a while before finally melting!
That has nothing to do with being fair trade and is absolutely hilarious that you love that quality in chocolate
It’s also nice to eat chocolate that doesn’t involve child slavery or the destruction of tropical bird habitat!
@@angelawildman122 that is true but also you probably should prioritize that over not melting,,also m&ms don't melt which was their entire selling point for a while and like...they're the opposite of fair trade lmao
@@angelawildman122misinformation a.k.a lies
Ian's first taste of the blue yogurt is the facial expression of INSTANT REGRET
“Are you satisfied yet?”
No. Eat blue yogurt.
@Wock Wizard oh yeah brutalmoose bust those beads I'm almost there 🥵🥵🥵
Why must you pain me so
Yogurt makes me nauseous. Blue, which is scientifically proven to be most unappetizing color, is far worse.
@@kimberlys8422 when it comes to Yogurt, blue is the most unappealing, but in almost anything else, people would probably choose blue over red
"It's like they're trying to go for a flavour that doesn't even exist!"
Ian, there are no blue raspberries.
There actually are blue raspberries that exist! They're called whitebark raspberries and it's what the stereotypical candy blue raspberry taste is based off of! :)
@@Carsman-oi8st well, 'based off' in the same way purple flavouring is based off of concord grapes and banana flavouring is based off of gros michel bananas.
@@Carsman-oi8st are you sure? i thought the generally accepted explanation was that they wanted to make a raspberry flavor but didn't want it to be mistaken for other red flavors like cherry and strawberry
(but i didn't actually know there were real blue raspberries! that's very cool!)
@@gir8244 according to wikipedia its a mix of the two - the flavor originates from the whitebark raspberries, but blue food coloring is used to set them apart - whitebarks have a black hue when ripe
there is no carol in HR
30:42
The pirates would like to know your location
🍑 🏴☠️
"If your kid likes the blue raspberry yogurt, your kid is a fucking freak" 😅 you sir just made my day! 🤘
The fact that he is saying “busting beads” instead of “bursting beads” makes me laugh so hard
At first I thought he said busting beans
Those beads are busting
He actually said bursting once
BUSTIN BEANS 🥵🥵🥵
Every time he said it I died
The way he keeps going and not even flinching at the hiccups is sending me.
Dedication!
Omg Ian choosing to just go on reviewing the next item with the hiccups instead of just waiting them out or getting rid of them first made me smile. It's just so... _Ian_ 🥰
(Btw, I freaking DESPISE the hiccups, I just cannot stand them, so thought I'd share my 100% will work trick with you all. This may sound strange and I know some just won't even attempt to try it, but trust me when I say IT WORKS INSTANTLY. All you have to do is stick your fingers down your throat and trigger your gag reflex. Seriously. Usually hiccups are completely gone after the first gag, at most after two or three. May sound gross, but it _WORKS.)_
i've gotten thru mine by gulping mouthfuls of air until my body just cant anymore, and then slowly exhaling. usually thats where it stops, if not like one solitary hiccup (:
@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Yep, makes sense, that's why my gagging works as well, you just have to get that trapped air out of your diaphragm, that's what causes it. Because yeah, I seriously CANNOT STAND having them....calling them my pet peeve is hugely underselling it. Seriously, having them legit pisses me off, I HAVE to go off and gag immediately as soon as I get them, no matter where I am, I hate them that much 😅
When my dog has hiccups I gently slap it on the back several times, and also my friend once had hiccups and I tried the same technique on her and it worked
The video just gets progressively more chaotic and I love it
"I'll eat a pirate's booty."
-Chef Ian Brutalfoods
You wouldnt? Lol
Dang it, you beat me to it
@@DementedMK no, they weren’t know for their hygiene
I'm pretty sure that's the main plot of the Shantae series.
"I'll eat a pirate's boo*hic*ty"
Says Ian when feeling adventurous.
We're hitting "horse girl" levels of hair. Forwarding this to science as we speak.
I can't tell if we're talking "girl who loves horses too much" or "girl who is also a horse", and I think the inability to make that distinction is an integral part of this comment.
@@sunshinem.7741 All signs point to "yes."
That's a good movie. Still dissapointed she never turned into a humanoid-horse abomination, I was expecting weird body horror from that title like that.
I just commented the same thing 😂
Put your poptarts on a plate and put butter on the tops of them where the icing is, and microwave for 30 seconds. BEST THING EVER
I definitely heard him say “They’re vacuum packed in their own shame…” (talking about the Lunchables) and my brain went, “Yeah that made sense. Continue.” 👍🏻
Can we just appreciate the fact that this guy can go to the grocery store, pick a few things off the shelf and then make a 40 min long video about it that’s both entertaining and engaging
entergaging
Every video of his has a comment a la "Ian could talk about (insert mundane thing) for an hour and I'd be so entertained" and it's just so true. The man has a talent.
His editing is the real reason to watch honestly. He is great, and combined with the sounds and cuts it's so amazing!
I didn't even realize it was 40 minutes until you mentioned it
entergaging
"I'm not a bitch. It smells like Coke."
-Ian, 2021
That "wtf" about the blue yogurt made my night lol
Like 2 months ago I found a Coke with Coffee in a convenience store and it was almost expired and it was in a different language.
It was freaking amazing, the caramel is in there, it's just really blended well with the coffee and coca-cola taste that you really don't notice it. I don't remember if I bought the sugar free or not, but I remember it tasting like you said, "exactly what I would think it would've tasted like." 😄
Hiccupping while he says "I'll eat a pirate's booty" is peak surreal Brutalmoose
"I'd eat a pirate's booty"
Very interesting statement Ian
Lmao, when he mentioned it I didn't think they'd be cheese puff snacks
Is it though?
i love your editing man, some of the best laughs ive had in a while haha
I think this has been mentioned a lot. But I love how you actually chose the worst flavor for the coke coffee. If your stomach can muster it the dark roast and vanilla are leagues better! Not saying they’re particularly delicious. But they’re a lot better than that caramel lol
Every new brutal moose video is like a holiday, not only because they're great but because they come out once every few months...
yeah I thought he died or somethin
@@thilaerian4418 He wouldn't die without telling us first. To not do so would be quite rude.
Agreed
@@guythatdosethingssometimes2651 imagine not telling someone you died, couldn’t be me
Sounds about right
I gladly spent 45 minutes watching a man eat processed food in his house.
Those spontaneous burps AND hiccups throughout the video after the coke with coffee crack me up
the "what the fuhck!" caught me off guard and I almost choked on my whiskey.
Lmao did he really just eat the muffin with the wrapper on it and not notice!? Oh God, never again will I eat a Lunchable.
I was looking for this comment 🤣 I thought I saw paper too and the crunching sound effect didn’t help lol
I thought so too
There's a cut Lol He took the paper off, he just didn't show it. ✌
@@elegantdisarray no he straight put that shit in his mouth and chewed it not even noticing
@@elegantdisarray he really did put the wrapper in his mouth
I mean he technically IS a professional food critic. He's making money off of this after all.
I hope so. He’s spent a lot of money on odd processed food and put in a lot of effort.
Absolutely not. That's like saying RUclipsrs like ralphthemoviemaker and YMS are film critics. They're respected and know what they're talking about, but they aren't actual critics. They aren't part of an established professional film criticism organization.
Likewise, Ian isn't an actual food critic.
@@ronpaulssecretary That's not really a requirement written down anywhere. Yes, they are professional.
@@goombalo10 what? That is literally a requirement to be a professional critic. If you aren't in a professional film critic organization like the Online Film Critics Society or the New York Film Critics Circle then you aren't a PROFESSIONAL critic.
If you don't have an MD or a PhD you aren't a doctor. Wow. Amazing how professions have requirements to avoid people just calling themselves whatever they want.
@@ronpaulssecretary M
this is probably one of my favorite episodes of brutal foods
How have I only recently found you and these amazing videos? Love the commentary and the editing is just a chef's kiss.
This is one of his funniest videos hands down, featuring such lines as "if your kid likes this, they're a fucking freak" and "I'm not a bitch"
😂
IM NOT A DIABETIC BITCH... at least not yet
I can't believe I used to eat lunchables as a kid and feel "satisfied". Shit is a scam in a box.
I'm fully convinced that they DID taste better when we were younger. Just because they didn't mess up the recipe of junk. 😂😂
what gets me is that it's barely even 3 bites worth, for the same price i almost guarantee you can get proper bread/cheese/bacon and make like 20x as much food.
Its for parents who are too lazy to make their kids lunch
From my understanding kids are more attuned to sugary flavors and really dislike anything resembling bitterness but when you eat as an adult it tastes off.
When I was in elementary school, my favorite was the deep dish pizza that came with the water bottle and koolaid packet. I wouldn’t get them often, they were mostly for treats. But without fail, I would be starving after school when I had them because that shit does NOT stick with you.
...And don’t get me started on the nachos. Just a handful of chips, cheese, and a bit of salsa. No meat or anything, what a damn ripoff.
"I'll eat a pirate's booty" DUDE i was lolling soooooo much for these. DO MORE FOOD REVIEWS,MR. MOOSE. SO MUCH FOOD OUT THERE.
when i was young my mother used to get pop tarts for us sometimes
and i remember the reason it was only sometimes was because i would go around the edge of the poptart, remove the part with no filling or frosting and put it inside the wrapper and then forget to throw it out
Mr. Moose, I love your cat, and I really hope she gets more screen time. I appreciate what you do and all, but I feel like you're taking the spotlight away from that good cat.
I agree
ian says on his streams he doesn’t like to force her in front of the camera... she comes and goes as she pleases! and of course as the prima donna of the hall, her appearances are highly paid.
@@milo-ru3hc As they should be, such talent.
kinda sad how much plastic gets wasted just to package one bite of a "lunch" lol
U.S. moment
those gushers bursting beads look like poppin pearls in bubble tea! i’m not sure it’s the same, but you might like them more in a different setting :)
Fun fact, i work in the candy department of a grocery store, the bacon chocolate bar is def the best seller closely followed by "fire cracker" which has pop rocks and cayanne pepper in it.
The “flatbread” looks like the bread that comes out of MRE’s lol
@Johnny Eyeball you don't have enough up votes. let's get this all out on to a tray...
I've gotten a lot of MREs especially when I was homeless and yeah, that bread ain't good. Tabasco could hardly save it.
Is almost is, not quite as bad though
@@forrestclone138 nice 🙂
@Johnny Eyeball I see you too are a man of culture...
Ian legit started buffering after the coke-coffee
Just found your channel , this is genuine and fun , please keep it up , wish all the best for ya
I feel your pain with the sensitive stomach, its been tough for the past year or two
I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.
I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.
@@AlxHotCocoaMan yes that was the comment
@@residentflamingo115 yeah
This is true
I can't even blame him
Ian's hair has reached Wizard length.
And it's thiccer now too
He's gone full Alanis.
I haven't laughed so hard in so long. U got a new subscriber buddy , can't wait to go through your library
23:17 "it smells like coke" got me rolling
I was just at the store and I thought to myself "who the fuck wants blue raspberry flavored yoghurt??" I dont even think kids want it. Bring back the duo trix yogurt instead.
Duo trix yogurt was amazing!
but what if that blue yoghurt had bustin balls that fought incessantly with the carbinated coffee inside your stomach?
"It's like they're going for a flavor that doesn't exist."
Yeah, it's blue raspberry....those don't exist.
I would like to point out that traditionally blue raspberry was a combination of blueberry and raspberry flavorings, that being said I have zero clue what it is now.
Blue raspberry is blue because they had too many red flavors but very few blue. Blue raspberry actually tastes kinda similar to wild raspberries which is kinda odd.
Edit: i have decided to add more history. Raspberry flavoring originally came from beaver scent glands. It doesn’t anymore, but it’s an interesting fact. It’s flavoring source is part of why it doesn’t taste like usual raspberries.
@@someperson2471 I think you're conflating Castoreum (non-vanillin vanilla flavorant) with... whatever artificial chemical raspberry flavor is supposed to be. Beavers were hunted for their pelts and *vanilla* butts, not for their raspberry butts: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
From Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt:
Blue raspberry is a common flavoring for candy, snack foods, syrups, and soft drinks. The flavor ostensibly originates from Rubus leucodermis, more commonly known as the "whitebark raspberry" or "blackcap raspberry" for the blue-black color of its raspberry.
So they do exist.
@@tylerphuoc2653 thats probably it, thank you
Edit: no it used to be used for raspberry as well. Beaver glands have so many uses haha
Special K has a product called Pastry Crisps and that’s what I’d imagine the pop tart crisps to be like.
If a cat is less interested in some Lunchables bacon and cheese than some instant octopus, you know you're in for a treat.
The aftertaste of the Coffee Coke is Sucralose. The artificial sweetener they put in it to cut the sugar count.
Super fun fact - it has also been linked to diarrhea ! Very rad
coke sucks anyways, they brought in some karen for thier anti-racist training and the premise was "be less white" and saying that all whites are born evil.
absolutely stupid
@@nox_luna what the actual fuck is wrong with them? That’s literally just racism.
@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 this stupid karen got ny times bestseller for her book about it.
what the hell is wrong with this world
@@TheFlashBlur my grandma has this lactose free ice cream, and it says on the back of the box that if you have too much it has a laxative effect, i can confirm after a large bowl i loaded up one day.
did nothing but rip some of the biggest farts of my life.
shes lactose intolerant but im not.
Ian’s fashion and posture makes him look like a hippie version of the critic from Ratatouille
Very accurate
i just realized ive never seen ian in the same room as a human. even the ovie reviews are not together
I can’t stop laughing when he called those kids freaks
Im glad this was posted cause I’ve watched the hungry man episode 100 times now.
Amateur, 1.2k views of hungry man
I’ve watched it only three times, but I almost never watch any RUclips video more than once.
such a good video
Same lol
I love that video lol
The fact that Ian doesn’t swear as much as he used to makes his reaction to the bustin beads that much funnier
"IF YOUR KIDS LIKE THIS, THEY'RE FUCKIN' FREAKS"
His editing really is the best in the game.
I bought those gushers bursting yogurts when this video originally aired, I loved the combination of yogurt and popping Boba and now that they're gone I'm really disappointed. I might end up just buying a tub of popping Boba and a tub of yogurt and mixing them together on my own.