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  • @Something_Maybe
    @Something_Maybe Год назад +3556

    “I wish I was adopted”
    There’s so much to unpack with that line

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +116

      where's my fan reboot all about Gerbert an that kid

    • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
      @Deoxys_Used_Mimic Год назад +234

      The most depressing response he could’ve given…

    • @Antifearn
      @Antifearn Год назад +166

      That line has the exact same vibe as the part in the Gerbert Christmas episode where they attempt to address “special needs”

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +127

      the other kid I fully believe will grow up to overcome the effect of his parents' divorce, but this kid?? he gon need more than therapy

    • @thatgeek8064
      @thatgeek8064 Год назад +5

      @Chad 007 woooo hell yeah it's finally here

  • @GamerPhreek
    @GamerPhreek Год назад +2834

    For the first 30 or so seconds of the Binney segments, I was sure I was watching some weird Brutalmoose-style sketch joke lol. In fact, even after finishing the video I'm not sure that Binney wasn't just a big joke and didn't exist in the Gerbert videos at all, haha!

    • @Perfectix
      @Perfectix Год назад +89

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!!

    • @Heliogabalos
      @Heliogabalos Год назад +141

      I was about to say, when I can’t tell if something is some bizarre brutalmoose sketch or a real thing in the actual piece of media it’s gonna be a great time.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +49

      It reminds me of the plays that my grandma's Church used to put on for kids (Mostly acted out by someone's grandpa, uncle, mom, dad, etc.) which looking back is both hilarious and heartwarming. Everything was done by someone's dad or uncle, it was all slapped together, but that's what made it so funny. They made props, they had entire sets. Moms aunts and grandmas helped with costumes and scripts. The adults had just as much fun as the kids I think! We have a few on VHS still. I'm not super religious anymore, but these adults acted their hearts out and really tried to make us laugh, and we did. They were very sweet people. I never forgot their kindness. Thanks everyone who helped out or showed up at CLF church (OC) ♥

    • @wavecast64
      @wavecast64 Год назад +1

      @Chad 007 omg 😭

    • @christophercomtois7175
      @christophercomtois7175 Год назад +26

      He edited that music right cause I thought I was in a horror movie.

  • @khdo12346
    @khdo12346 Год назад +606

    There is no way Binney Brush is actually a real character, he is the funniest thing that has ever broadcasted on TV. He just does a line of coke and rambles at kids as his little passion project, I hope I can be just like him when I grow up

    • @skolnutz
      @skolnutz Год назад +21

      Binney is my spirit animal

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 Год назад +14

      Mixed beans😂

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 Год назад

      You know I actually met the a guy kinda like Binny Brush, yeah he was in this alleyway rambling about how some jaundice-ridden midget with cortisone injections ruined his career... and that Jesus was a communist lizard woman who stole his children from him....
      ....oh and strangest thing, while he was yelling and rambling he was holding an empty bottle of moonshine and it looked like it was chock full of bloody rotted teeth... and he was shaking it around like Binney in the video.
      ....I'm here all night because no one loves me. Try the veal.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 8 месяцев назад +13

      He looks like Ian invented him as a joke but he's fucking real

    • @austenlangford
      @austenlangford 5 месяцев назад +1

      I wish benny was my dad!

  • @cian.o
    @cian.o Год назад +613

    The sheer unimaginable terror I felt when I realized the paintbrush was a costume worn by a human and not a puppet.

    • @completelypointlesstv
      @completelypointlesstv Год назад +39

      My favorite man-made horror beyond comprehension

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 Год назад +24

      OH GOD. I mean, OH GERB.
      I assumed it was wildly-out-of-budget CGI

    • @zalphinian
      @zalphinian 8 месяцев назад +8

      I felt like whoever was in that costume *wanted* to be a drag queen, but was still heavily in the "I hate myself for being gay and or a transvestite" camp. It's the needlessly hour glass figure of the paint brush honestly.

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zalphinianHow the hell did you get to that conclusion?

    • @RandoClowno
      @RandoClowno Месяц назад

      why would you bring my attention to this...

  • @i_teleported_bread7404
    @i_teleported_bread7404 Год назад +719

    Of course Gerbert likes vanilla. I would honestly be surprised if he didn't.

    • @mothercain..
      @mothercain.. Год назад +60

      liking vanilla is the only thing gerbert is right about

    • @voidmayonnaise
      @voidmayonnaise Год назад +79

      Vanilla keeps those carnal urges at bay.

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 Год назад +32

      Vanilla doesn't even taste like (default), it tastes like _Select flavour_

    • @zachzuchowicz4842
      @zachzuchowicz4842 Год назад +24

      I’m sure he likes the faux vanilla and not any of that vanilla bean or French vanilla, thank you very much

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez Год назад +5

      Jesus says only keel it vanilla.

  • @bleepindeadalienbody
    @bleepindeadalienbody Год назад +627

    i was a chaotic child and i think if i had seen even one Binney segment it would have sent me into hysterics. i think he's hilarious man idk he's like a homestar runner rejected character

    • @DeerBonesBaby
      @DeerBonesBaby Год назад +50

      I want Binney to teach me how to draw a dragon

    • @alibarnousky567
      @alibarnousky567 Год назад +41

      You're so right. He even sounds like he could be in a Powered By The Cheat toon

    • @SecretSwifty
      @SecretSwifty Год назад

      Binny seems like an absolute crackhead and i would have loved him as a kid

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад +28

      Idk how Ian didn't like him. Hes clearly insane and it's hilarious

    • @Ensign_games
      @Ensign_games Год назад +15

      sounds like something homestar would watch TBH

  • @marlonmarquez4798
    @marlonmarquez4798 Год назад +326

    Binney Brush is like that one uncle that you really like, but you don't know why your mom says to keep away from him.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      lmao

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 Год назад +1

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 Год назад +24

      He lets u drink beer and drive his pickup truck. 😂

    • @grimpmann4068
      @grimpmann4068 3 месяца назад +3

      @@lawnside82 It was only a sip and we never went over 20mph, I don't know why my sister was so upset.

  • @gabrielolivera6453
    @gabrielolivera6453 Год назад +55

    Binney sounds a lot like a an alcoholic art teacher that shows up drunk to his classroom

  • @aslandus
    @aslandus Год назад +882

    "I'M A MUSICIAN, AND I WROTE A SONG!" Has exactly the right amount of chaotic energy needed to feel out of place no matter where it's put...

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +21

      ......CARS, CARS, CARS, CARS
      8:19

    • @smoppet
      @smoppet Год назад +17

      The inflection he used made me lose it LMFAO

    • @Mr.Pallanza
      @Mr.Pallanza 7 месяцев назад +9

      This comment got me genuinely belly laughing because you're definitely right 😂 like I could not even think of a proper context where *_"I'M A MUSICIAN, AND I WROTE A SONG"_* can be used normally.
      This is compounded even further that this Gerbert Episode has a transportation-themed B-plot for some reason?

  • @bloodyfloorboards
    @bloodyfloorboards Год назад +819

    i sense more underlying rage in gerbert videos when compared to non gerbert ones. i think just the sight of him sends ian off the deep end

    • @Blossomstar-do5gb
      @Blossomstar-do5gb Год назад +24

      I mean he did say in one of his other Gerbert videos that Gerbert is his greatest enemy....

    • @shanebanx9631
      @shanebanx9631 Год назад +11

      I concur sir. It honestly is about unbearable but Ian's rage and humor is pretty accurate for the vibes of this weird ass show.

    • @patrickphelan279
      @patrickphelan279 Год назад +10

      I think it might be even truer and more complicated than that - I think Ian feels Gerbert's repressed rage, the hatred and loathing wrapped up in that tiny orange body, and has no option but to expel it, bringing it into the world in an agonised birth of perfect fury.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 Год назад +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one. Definitely a tiny bit of vinegar in this vid.

  • @retrograde5775
    @retrograde5775 Год назад +107

    I have reason to believe the Binney bits are actually Ian in a giant brush suite living out his dream being a part of a Gerbert show

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Год назад +53

    I would legit watch a 30 minute show of that brush guy
    Also "love is something you choose to do" is oddly profound for an orange preschooler

    • @ucantSQ
      @ucantSQ Месяц назад

      But then he ruins it with his raincoat metaphor

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus Год назад +1950

    Vanilla is actually my fave ice cream, Gerbs knows his shit

    • @dane8713
      @dane8713 Год назад +35

      Hey caddy

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +34

      same
      I've tried them all
      I just love vanilla! Vanilla bean is delicious too.

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 Год назад +29

      Gerbicarus.

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Год назад +28

      That Binny character look like something you'd put in your videos, bet he's friends with spons.

    • @neonredhex
      @neonredhex Год назад +87

      Your favorite ice cream is VANILLA? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NOBODY'S FAVORITE ICE CREAM IS VANILLA!

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Год назад +546

    That little "Don't go away gerber gonna be right back" sounds like a child ghost whispering in your ear

  • @Pattamatt1998
    @Pattamatt1998 Год назад +338

    "I dunno he's pretty young. Looks a little green to me."
    "Uh... I'm orange"
    Genuinely lol'd, well done Gerbs

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 Год назад +7

      It raises so many questions. Do the humans know he’s orange? Do they think he’s a real sick child, or are they aware he’s a puppet? Why are they okay with this living puppet? Why aren’t they either running away from him, or trying to set him on fire as a blasphemy against the miracle of life?

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@C.V317probably Muppet rules. They're a mirrored species

  • @sedme0
    @sedme0 Год назад +130

    Imagine finding out one day that you repressed the memory of _being_ Gerbert as a child. That would be absolutely horrifying.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 8 месяцев назад +10

      It was horrifying but I'm doing better thanks

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 6 месяцев назад +8

      Thank god he’s definitely played by an adult operating the puppet and doing a kid’s voice

  • @Snev
    @Snev Год назад +1210

    God yes, the Ian and Gerbert reunion, I cannot wait for Ian's gently aggressive commentary on his forsaken cloth nephew

    • @willynymbus5030
      @willynymbus5030 Год назад +13

      cars
      cars
      cars
      cars

    • @benjabby
      @benjabby Год назад +12

      *Foreskin cloth

    • @Moony1568
      @Moony1568 Год назад +12

      Gentle aggressive commentary is such a perfect way to describe these videos

    • @poecollector64
      @poecollector64 Год назад +2

      r/BrandNewSentence

    • @oliomphalos3657
      @oliomphalos3657 Год назад +8

      Gerbert being Ian's forsaken cloth nephew both makes no fucking sense and makes perfect sense at the same time.

  • @mn_twisted4319
    @mn_twisted4319 Год назад +470

    The enthusiasm that kid has torwards being adopted kinda worries me about his home life lmao

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад +52

      "Gerbert deals with child abuse"

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +6

      wow really you gots a stable adoption
      hey guess what at my current home I sleep next to the backdoor
      my old room is something called a Den

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 Год назад +38

      He's from a Christian household so I assume there's abuse going on.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Год назад +3

      @@ashkitt7719 Bigotry

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 Год назад +4

      @@EssexAggiegrad2011
      Actually it's anti-Christianism maybe even anti-Abrahamism if they also say the same of Islam and Judaism.

  • @PeninsulaPaintings
    @PeninsulaPaintings Год назад +84

    "I'll just say, Mr Kiser..Fuck you!" That editing was almost flawless, so much so that for .3 seconds I thought the chicken nugget finally snapped for real.

  • @YouWarhammer
    @YouWarhammer Год назад +149

    "Why dont you ask your dad to make you one just like it? I bet he could!"
    "Im adopted!"
    That made me laugh so much, the moose mans editing strikes again!

  • @buranflakes
    @buranflakes Год назад +306

    I can't believe Binney Brush wasn't meant to be some villain for a "stranger danger" skit or something that dude is legit terrifying

    • @big_duecebungalow5138
      @big_duecebungalow5138 Год назад +34

      It’s cause he’s a musician and he wrote a song

    • @djungelskog132
      @djungelskog132 Год назад +11

      I trust him with my lifeb

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom Год назад +8

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who was creeped out by him!!!

    • @Hbot208
      @Hbot208 Год назад +6

      He's definitely got the 'stranger danger' eyes

    • @RemnantCult
      @RemnantCult Год назад +10

      He dresses like my uncle who took up the "camp van life" in order to not pay for a place to live.

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 Год назад +968

    Binnie Brush haunted me as a toddler. I used to have recurring nightmares about him. I never remembered what show it was. Took me 20 years to find out where he came from/show he was in. Because no one I ever knew, knew what this show was or knew what the hell I was talking about. Thank you for covering Gerbert. You are the only one on RUclips who has. Always have been my favorite YT channel for a reason. I'm stumped as to why you don't have millions of subs at this point.

    • @ethanfishell1930
      @ethanfishell1930 Год назад +12

      Binnie Brush scared me too.!!!!!!

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny Год назад +39

      (drunken ramblings) HEY HEY WHAT DO YA SAY KIDS?!
      This beast. This goblin. I thought I forgot him

    • @mothercain..
      @mothercain.. Год назад +27

      he haunted your nightmares and he wrote a song

    • @csvega
      @csvega Год назад +7

      Glad I am not the only one who he terrified!

    • @karlascg1465
      @karlascg1465 Год назад +8

      I mean this brush reminds me more of a sadistic serial killer than a kid show

  • @bigfudgecake
    @bigfudgecake Год назад +47

    While watching this I thought the different colored part of Binney's sunglasses were just a shade or reflection so they're not one color. Then later noticed they were his two eyes staring at me and became increasingly agitated.

    • @kapuzen9769
      @kapuzen9769 3 месяца назад

      Why did you have to point that out

  • @AuroraHemi
    @AuroraHemi Год назад +56

    To anyone who is curious, one of the two brothers, the one who questioned why he couldn’t be the assistant editor, is an actor who played “Eddie” in the TV miniseries of the Stephen King Book “IT”. His name is Adam Faraizl. It lists “Gerbert” in his IMBD.

  • @suspicioususer
    @suspicioususer Год назад +249

    I really hope that " I'm a musician and I wrote a song" is used as a sample for many songs to come

    • @big_duecebungalow5138
      @big_duecebungalow5138 Год назад +6

      @Diego Brando post it when you use it! I’m gonna start quoting that every time I can bring it up 😂

    • @misslynnin3891
      @misslynnin3891 Год назад +2

      @@big_duecebungalow5138 bet

  • @mlgsphee7161
    @mlgsphee7161 Год назад +619

    FINALLY A GERBERT EPISODE

  • @btragicart
    @btragicart Год назад +25

    "Love is like putting on a raincoat" Gerbert out here raising emotionally unavailable children, good for him

  • @mentallythrill9686
    @mentallythrill9686 Год назад +81

    I literally cannot count on one hand how many times throughout the day I say, "I'm a musician and I wrote a song." Since this video was posted.😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +5

      The freaking car song has been in my head since last month
      _CARS CARS CARS CARS_

    • @Bdiers
      @Bdiers Год назад +3

      I now just will randomly mumble 'mixed beans' every now and then

  • @MoeChicken
    @MoeChicken Год назад +179

    OH NO. The first time I watched this, I thought Bennie Brush's eyes (which you can see through the sunglasses) were just a reflection on the glasses. He's WAY scarier when you can see his eyes.

    • @ablancer3582
      @ablancer3582 Год назад +30

      Oh good god I just noticed. It makes him look like an analog horror character

    • @TheChandraraj12
      @TheChandraraj12 10 месяцев назад +16

      Why. Why did you do this?? Some of us were in ignorant bliss!! Is this what Adam and Eve felt like when they ate the forbidden fruit?!

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 8 месяцев назад +3

      OH GOD I SEE IT

    • @veganerwurst
      @veganerwurst 4 месяца назад +1

      Why did you do this to me? 😭😭😭

  • @bareakon
    @bareakon Год назад +670

    Binney seems like some kind of Adult Swim surreal horror parody of kid's craft shows, and feels wildly out of place in Gerbert.
    He straight up sounds like a Justin Roiland character

  • @JTheVlogMan
    @JTheVlogMan Год назад +67

    If Binny Brush gets a spin off show I'll donate all my money to orphan chicken nuggets

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 Год назад +3

      After the Rings of Power flop, Amazon Studios is looking for new properties. Watch out.

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 11 месяцев назад +3

      Is that a donation to chicken nuggets who are orphans, or a donation to orphan (as in the verb) chicken nuggets?
      If it's the latter then I'll happily orphan some chicken nuggets for free. 😋

  • @reilynn7891
    @reilynn7891 Год назад +14

    "Real love isn't something you feel"
    - Gerbert

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 4 месяца назад +1

      I love Gerbert 🌈

    • @SoulCore413
      @SoulCore413 Месяц назад

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@robertschnobert9090
      Now all you have to do is stop feeling him.

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer Год назад +1068

    I’ve been missing Gerbert in my life.

    • @yureiotakughost9464
      @yureiotakughost9464 Год назад +7

      Ay pbg

    • @ChefForte
      @ChefForte Год назад +6

      You and me both, Austin. Welcome to the party. 🍶

    • @milesprower1380
      @milesprower1380 Год назад +7

      One can never have enough of the Gerbs.

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  Год назад +221

      gerbert is always in your heart

    • @Silent_Lucidity
      @Silent_Lucidity Год назад +5

      I hear ya Peebs. We need a Kickstarter to bring Gerbert back.

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 Год назад +31

    This is giving me a lot of nostalgia. I never watched Gerbert, but Binney sounds like a dollar store Bobcat Goldthwait, and brutalmoose sounds like Weird Al

  • @memefactory4353
    @memefactory4353 Год назад +49

    15:51 when he says “I love to paint trees” it made me laugh hysterically
    I don’t know why but just the way he said it made my day

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +3

      He said it the way Cotton Hill would talk about fighting in a war
      "I LOVED SNIPIN THEM NAZIS"

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 Год назад +230

    I laughed loud enough to wake up my kids during the “come on Gerbert, there’s no mental gymnastics you can do to justify keeping the money…ITS A MIRACLE!” bit 💀 😆

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 Год назад +7

      I was kinda hoping that the old lady would try to guilt him, and then he’d slap her to the ground and call her a heretic for not believing in God enough to see a miracle when it’s right in front of her. Then he’d gather all the kids to sing-chant “Burn the Nonbeliever” while gathering sticks to set her on fire.

    • @saltpaddle5593
      @saltpaddle5593 Год назад +2

      Oh lolll I misheard. I thought his reasoning was ITS AMERICA!! Which made me laugh equally hard

  • @theosw6961
    @theosw6961 Год назад +73

    Binney is the trippiest character to ever be added to any children’s media

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 Год назад +6

      Allow me to introduce my friend MATHMAN MATHMAN MATHMAN

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Год назад

      I hate his voice

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Год назад +2

      @@avosmash2121 mr Glitch was definitely the hero in the Mathman segments.

  • @noneofyourbuisness7
    @noneofyourbuisness7 Год назад +163

    Sometimes I think adults forget that children aren’t stupid. You can have normal adult conversations with them about these topics and frankly probably have a better outcome. You don’t need poorly made singing videos to pander to them. Anyway, fantastic video as always sir!

    • @katec708
      @katec708 Год назад +25

      so true, its rly sad how often adults just completely belittle kids simply bc theyre kids

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt Год назад +12

      Yes and no. There are still some topics that kids just simply won't understand and will go over their head

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 Год назад +5

      I mean "kids are stupid" is a generally accepted knowledge

    • @ucantSQ
      @ucantSQ Месяц назад +1

      Totally. I'll watch parents engage in weird displays of power, while belittling their kids for every damn thing, and treating them like they're dumb. Then the kids hit their teen years and the parents pretend that "teenagers are difficult."

  • @propadanda
    @propadanda Год назад +34

    Let's get a Gerbert reboot where Bob Odenkirk voices Binney Paintbrush

  • @mystman1210
    @mystman1210 Год назад +147

    Never in my life have I experienced the sheer horror and psychological damage of Binney Brush showing up on screen and my brain instantly pulling up a bunch of distorted memories from the deepest depths of my mind. I've seen a lot of old childhood things that made me go "Oh yeah, I remember that!" but Binney Brush appearing without warning triggered my fight or flight.

    • @UltraFicus
      @UltraFicus Год назад +9

      Didn't expect you here! Also Binney Brush is the definition of nightmare fuel, his eyes look like the Mandela Catalogue entities or smth

    • @mystman1210
      @mystman1210 Год назад +5

      @@UltraFicus I'm starting to think Binney has been living in my subconscious my whole life and is the reason Baldi's Basics exists.

    • @UltraFicus
      @UltraFicus Год назад +4

      @@mystman1210 That's some lore right there. Would be nice to see a reference to Binney Brush in the final version of Plus tho!

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Год назад +4

      I'd rather face an alternate then binny.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo Год назад

      He sounds so aggressive and he lives stuck in a black void. Horror Creature.

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 Год назад +197

    I'm pretty sure Binney Brush is just one of the producers getting extremely drunk when it's his weekend with the kids.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +6

      same.

    • @procrobat
      @procrobat Год назад +14

      I legitimately thought it was BrutalMoose doing a spoof skit until he talked about it directly afterwards...

    • @katgk8660
      @katgk8660 Год назад +2

      I think it's Rick from Rick and Morty. The voice is a dead giveaway

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Год назад +10

    12:20
    Old lady: **exists**
    Ian: Wow get a load of this CORPSE

  • @chkingvictim
    @chkingvictim Год назад +28

    thank you for specifying his content was for human children. i was showing it to my chicken nugget children and they were extremely confused and found Gilbert unrelatable.

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt Год назад +200

    The "it's a miracle" song to excuse getting cash he didn't deserve is actually an incredibly accurate and ahead of its time critique of rich preachers who extort their followers to buy themselves private jets because "god wants them to have it".

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 Год назад +24

      And on the other hand, Binney Brush takes his drugs and keeps it real. 😎

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 Год назад +2

      Private jets is a little bit much but a nice suit wouldn't hurt can't be taken seriously as a preacher If you're tattered

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 Год назад +8

      @@goodbye6676 And yet this is exactly what is being called for, for preachers and prophets to cast aside their trappings of luxury to wear sackcloth and ashes, walk everywhere they go, and live in the woods on the forage of the land and whatever Binney's smoking.

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 Год назад +1

      @@autobotstarscream765 but people would think they're homeless or just crazy

    • @NixityNullt
      @NixityNullt Год назад +3

      @@goodbye6676 Well Jesus made it work

  • @RatBabyGenius
    @RatBabyGenius Год назад +63

    This show is so batshit insane on its own, sometimes I can’t tell when it’s edits and when it’s the actual show lmfaoo

    • @newroman5421
      @newroman5421 Год назад +1

      It took me so long to figure out that Binney was a serious and real character and not just Ian fucking with us

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification Год назад +9

    "i can like chocolate if you want me to" he Immediately won my loyalty

  • @cocoakoda4042
    @cocoakoda4042 Год назад +8

    Not realizing Binney has eyes behind/in his classes until 9:26 made him even creepier..

  • @kirbyleggington7205
    @kirbyleggington7205 Год назад +147

    Brutalmoose: *finally uploads a new Gerbert video*
    Everyone: 🎶It's a miracle🎶

  • @danderson8431
    @danderson8431 Год назад +184

    I lived on a military base with only one English Channel (FEN). They played Gerbert EVERY SINGLE Sunday. I think I’ve seen every episode. I remember not liking it at all, but there were literally no other options on TV.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Год назад +37

      At a certain point even extreme boredom is better than bad television… but I took a while to learn that.

    • @mothercain..
      @mothercain.. Год назад +4

      @@markiangooley nothing is worse than binney

    • @almightyk11
      @almightyk11 Год назад +5

      You could have tried watching foreign language channels

    • @emirvmendoza
      @emirvmendoza Год назад +1

      Which FEN? Japan, Okinawa, the Philippines, or Guam?

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Год назад +1

      When I was like 12 to 15 we didn't have cable (and this was way before streaming or wifi - I'm old, RUclips wasn't even around yet for part of this timeline), and on Saturdays starting at 11 am my tv antenna would lose reception for every single channel except Trinity Broadcasting Channel, which is a free over the air Christian channel. So I've seen so many Christian-oriented children's programming, so many times, but have somehow never heard of Gerbert before this channel.
      But McGee and Me? Bibleman? Kids Ten Commandments? Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible and its sort of sequel the animated version of Ben-Hur? Check.
      Also all of those shows are amazing tbh.

  • @countesschewi2399
    @countesschewi2399 Год назад +3

    The widely different formats, sets, casts and plot structures of these various Gerbert tapes actually might be one of my favourite things about them: no one Gerbert video ends up being the same.

  • @Ne0nLobster
    @Ne0nLobster Год назад +108

    Ian, I had locked Binney Brush away in the back of my childhood memories for like... 26 years, now! I had completely forgotten about him until your review. A quick RUclips search dredged up the segment I remembered him from. It was the one where he teaches us how to make a boat (and it REALLY FLOATS!)

  • @Tailstraw_xD
    @Tailstraw_xD Год назад +22

    Imagine being on your deathbed, looking back on your life and realizing Bennie the Brush is a thing you made.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 Год назад +5

      They got paid. I hope they did at least.

    • @Tailstraw_xD
      @Tailstraw_xD Год назад

      @@ashkitt7719 FUZZBUTT DETECTED

  • @cringeycronk6710
    @cringeycronk6710 Год назад +222

    I kinda love Gerbert. It’s clearly a show made on a shoestring budget but there is still this passion you can feel even if it doesn’t quite hit the mark.

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 Год назад +11

      I agree

    • @Storm7777
      @Storm7777 Год назад +14

      It was that perfect period of time in the late 80’s, early 90’s where video production was very accessible to the average person. The technology the consumer had access to was affordable and on par with what professionals had.

    • @PurpleSilk
      @PurpleSilk Год назад +3

      True. I rip on it, but sorta lowkey like parts of it 😅 we were forced to watch it in Sunday school

    • @moserfugger6363
      @moserfugger6363 Год назад +1

      thank you, that's exactly how i feel. :) i'm from germany, so i didn't grow up with this stuff. watching it now, it might be cringy, but it's also really charming somehow. lovely and unique. just so refreshingly different from what we have today.

  • @ruinpowder
    @ruinpowder Год назад +52

    at first i was surprised that gerbert was adopted although in retrospect that explains why he’s the only orange puppet child in a world of human beings. maybe gerbert the movie could be about gerb running away to find his puppet birth parents

  • @saraphinn
    @saraphinn Год назад +46

    Those Kidbitts segments are straight up Analogue Horror.

    • @EGLEWRRR
      @EGLEWRRR Год назад +3

      All I could think about during that God-awful second 'Kidbitts' section was that 'Kick the baby' South Park joke - it made watching that segment a little easier

  • @RhysezPieces
    @RhysezPieces Год назад +45

    I named my succulent after Gerbert because of your videos back in 2017. Gerbert is now on his last legs but he lived a good life

  • @beeisonthefloor
    @beeisonthefloor Год назад +250

    my mum grew up on gerbert and whenever my aunt would come over as a kid they’d get wine drunk, put it on (usually with me in the room), and just roast the shit out of everyone on that show. i had a flavourful childhood to say the least 😅

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand Год назад +24

      Was that flavor vanilla?

    • @chaitanya8126
      @chaitanya8126 Год назад +18

      that sounds like a great pitch for a show,heck even a podcast

    • @biorose1210
      @biorose1210 Год назад +7

      That honestly sounds awesome.

    • @holzerisms
      @holzerisms Год назад +3

      wonderful

    • @katec708
      @katec708 Год назад +1

      omg thats priceless

  • @mesosaIpinx
    @mesosaIpinx Год назад +78

    Ian is so wholesome that he can say "fuck" in the first 30 seconds and stay monetized.

  • @understandable9641
    @understandable9641 Год назад +127

    I feel so blessed by this editing. It's like a ytp except instead of bombastic it's really chill. I can practically feel the fun Ian is having putting together every silly side tangent.

  • @quake9078
    @quake9078 Год назад +73

    "that spaceship looks like a metal dick" i can't. i just can't. it's so out of nowhere I've gone back and watched it at least 12 times and i lose my shit each time. bravo, ian brutalmoose (cowriter of the gerbet theme song)

  • @ProtoGhostal1701
    @ProtoGhostal1701 Год назад +71

    gerbert screaming on a mountain broke me
    i love it

  • @UnionizedCrackerbarrel
    @UnionizedCrackerbarrel Год назад +37

    Would love to see a Gerbert “Beg For Forgiveness” T shirt!

  • @FauxRetro
    @FauxRetro Год назад +24

    I may have actually yelled out loud when Binney Brush showed up on screen. Memory unlocked...horrifying, terrible memory unlocked.

  • @eklectic497
    @eklectic497 Год назад +32

    I can’t wait to see Binney in my dreams

  • @uhoh2017
    @uhoh2017 Год назад +84

    Ian, I became so infatuated with the Gerbert videos you made that I bought my own Gerbert puppet for Xmas one year. I'm teaching this good Christian boy how to sin.

    • @natemo82
      @natemo82 Год назад

      Better start him off easy or his head will explode. Begin with sneaking toys home from preschool class and ease into stealing tiny erasers from Michaels. That’s what I did.

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 Год назад +15

      wait wait wait i could OWN him?!

    • @almightyk11
      @almightyk11 Год назад +14

      @@emmettbattle5728 merchandising is the true Christian way

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum Год назад +7

      youre gonna telll me that i can have my own gerbert, and u dont even drop a link?

  • @laylanie88
    @laylanie88 Год назад +33

    Binney looks like a guy I use to see crushing cans outside the circle k so he can recycle them for a 40 later. This is nightmare fuel lol

  • @ruination777
    @ruination777 Год назад +281

    The way Gerbert said "Jesus makes me feel so good" Made me violently ill.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 Год назад +5

      Same

    • @EGLEWRRR
      @EGLEWRRR Год назад +10

      My stomach genuinely creased up on itself when he said that for me

    • @hectorg5809
      @hectorg5809 Год назад

      Why?

    • @EGLEWRRR
      @EGLEWRRR Год назад +5

      @@hectorg5809 I don't know really - for me it was kinda the way he said it

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 Год назад +13

      @@hectorg5809 you’ll understand when you reach puberty

  • @geraldinelewis8314
    @geraldinelewis8314 Год назад +21

    “Dude, you’re ripped. What’s your work out routine?”
    “I shake beans in a bottle.” 😎💪

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 Год назад +101

    I never thought I would get excited about Ian talking about a sentient chicken nugget, but here we are.

  • @TurnoftheDrew
    @TurnoftheDrew Год назад +37

    The lack of Gerbert in these tapes made me horrifically depressed. You know what cured it in the end? A song about buses.

  • @MoonlightChristmas
    @MoonlightChristmas Год назад +93

    The fact that Brutal ACTUALLY followed Binney’s crafting “walkthrough” is amazing

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      it turned out beautiful, and I want to hang it on my fridge

  • @JanetGrimes1
    @JanetGrimes1 Год назад +23

    I immediately recognized the "boring nerd" in the final episode as child Eddie Kaspbrak in Stephen King's IT, which was an infinitely better depiction than Gerbert of how God has forsaken us.

    • @vincenzo082
      @vincenzo082 Год назад +3

      It was driving me nuts because I couldn't place him, but had seen him in something else.

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 Год назад +38

    "My parents are divorced. Are your parents divorced?"
    "I'm adopted."
    "I wish I was adopted."
    No way they're just like me and my friends.
    Epic writing on the writers part.

    • @debbiemcpherson2426
      @debbiemcpherson2426 Год назад +6

      Imagine adopting a baby and you get Gerbert.

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 Год назад

      What? I thought all young kids often thought about and desired to be adopted. Is that not what normal kids usually think about all the time?

    • @goodbye6676
      @goodbye6676 Год назад +1

      @@debbiemcpherson2426 I knew these oil reserves would come in handy

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge Год назад +1

      @@nyancatpoptart5441 I feel like there are three approaches kids take inre to adoption. The first are the genuinely sad cases of abused kids who want different, loving parents. The second are kids who are pissed at their parents for making them do lame shit like eat eat vegetables and sleep and thus want more permissive parents instead. The third are the kids who mock adopted kids because they're bullies who've probably been taught adoption is lesser, even shameful. I'm assuming "I wish I was adopted" kid in the video is the second one.

    • @wetsockfullofhotmeat
      @wetsockfullofhotmeat Год назад +1

      @@nyancatpoptart5441 I partially wanted to be adopted because of a rough home life, but mostly because I constantly saw adoption storylines on TV where the character would go on a grand journey to find their birth parents. I wanted that kind of excitement in my seven year old life. So it varies lmao

  • @00Clank
    @00Clank Год назад +9

    “Gerbert is so lame, would be boring to hang out with him, what a square!”
    *VHS cuts to literally anything else*
    “WHERE’S THE GERB!?”

  • @jonathanbol3969
    @jonathanbol3969 Год назад +375

    The editing style and humor of these VHS videos is by far my favorite of Ian's stuff. Keep it up please

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie Год назад +2

      I also like that the video is shot and posted in old youtube sizing.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +1

      @@4tado The Mystery Tapes VHS series is probably one of my favorite things on RUclips. I love seeing the old news, commercials, weird signs of the times. And Ian's commentary is hilarious!

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      I'll just say: Mr. Kaiser? F*** You.
      "I don't know how else to say it, but... I'M A MUSICIAN, AND I WROTE A SONG!"
      Cars Cars Cars Cars, Cars Cars Cars Cars
      I'm adopted!
      "Don't go away, gerber be right back"
      This video feels like it was made for me. I don't even know what this type of video would be called other than "Comfortable but weird nostalgia" - and I LOVE IT. Brutalmoose videos are some of my favorite. There is no other channel quite like this.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      @@aromaladyellie 4:3 aspect ratio for life!

    • @mommakimmins5554
      @mommakimmins5554 Год назад

      My favorite are the food reviews, but I love it all

  • @Darkfortune629
    @Darkfortune629 Год назад +39

    Ian bullying Gerbet is one of my favorite yearly(?) traditions of the Brutalmoose channel.

  • @JanathanTran
    @JanathanTran Год назад +25

    Binny Brush feels like he's right out of an ARG/Analogue horror

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Год назад

      Aww hell nah, the alternates be taking over my art supplies 😭

  • @NigerianMedic
    @NigerianMedic Год назад +113

    One of the earliest memories I have is being excited to go to daycare to bring a VHS tape to play on the TV. All I had was a Gerbert tape, and I realized 5 minutes in that the tape was boring but I was too scared to ask to take it out and took a nap instead 😆

    • @Ensign_games
      @Ensign_games Год назад +13

      not even a 2 year old likes Gilbert

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +7

      awe mah gosh
      that image is too much
      just some child like uuh uhh it work itself out am gonna sleep

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop Год назад

      @Chad 007 get out, bot. you are not welcome in this comment section.

  • @S0247157
    @S0247157 Год назад +11

    I used to see Binney Brush every night in my room at 3 AM when I was a kid- He's scream and wail in his nasally voice about how it's "too late for me," and "too late for you too, kid," but he'd never tell me what it was we were late for. After that he'd sob miserably for about half an hour. When he was done, he'd say "Hey, gotta go! This is your FaaaaAAAavorite paintbrush, signing out! Binney!" and he'd write his name on the mirror on the closet door in blood.
    I always thought it was pretty rude of him to assume he was my favorite paint brush, but otherwise one of my fondest memories of youth

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Год назад +12

    "IT'S GERBIN TIME"
    - Gerbert

  • @skepticmantis
    @skepticmantis Год назад +22

    17:14 "Well, you know what pairs well with sadness?" BEANS!!!

  • @edison700
    @edison700 Год назад +33

    I thought your Gerbert video seemed familiar, then I saw the Binnie Brush part in this and then it all came back to me like a ton of bricks. Thanks for unlocking that memory my brain tried to forget I guess

  • @LateNiteRamen
    @LateNiteRamen Год назад +47

    As a repressed child who grew up in a household that controlled all media consumption with an iron fist, I absolutely watched this very VHS when it was brand new.

    • @SprightlyValentino
      @SprightlyValentino Год назад +4

      And having watched similarly low-quality children's entertainment in a somewhat restrictive environment, I can attest that it informs your sense of humor well into adulthood.

  • @nessamillikan6247
    @nessamillikan6247 Год назад +25

    These Gerb Special Issue tapes are surreal in full throwback Adult Swim fashion. My headcanon is now that Binney Brush is Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast's drunk uncle. I laughed, I felt strange and I just wanted more of it.

  • @Coldkill2001
    @Coldkill2001 Год назад +12

    As awful as Gerbert might be, I find his analysis of love to be pretty profound. I think people forget that love is something you do because you choose to do it and not just something you feel

  • @lordsmorgasbord2646
    @lordsmorgasbord2646 Год назад +29

    sometimes I feel like ian isn't actually in our world but instead in his own separate pocket dimension and these videos that leak through are our only evidence that he exists at all

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP Год назад +42

    When Binnie Brush appeared on the screen, something was triggered deep, deep within my mind. It unearthed the evil which I had for so long repressed and fought to bury. I may never recover from this scarring experience with the sentient brush...
    Great video Ian!

  • @StraightestDakregor
    @StraightestDakregor Год назад +20

    14:50 I was eating and this made me almost choke, thank you Ian.

  • @Rhubarb.and.Crustard
    @Rhubarb.and.Crustard Год назад +82

    This channel has changed a hell of a lot over the years. Gone from strength to strength though I think - the editing in particular nowadays is just fantastic

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Год назад +13

      it's wild how much it has changed and hasn't changed at the same time. the show kind of grew up with all of us.

  • @ShogunTurnip
    @ShogunTurnip Год назад +20

    I tabbed out for a second to check something. Came back and was introduced to a close-up of Binnie Brush.
    I love horror content, but that thing sent shivers down my spine.

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger Год назад +156

    Congrats on almost 900,000 subscribers, Ian! Here’s to 1,000,000. Thank you for the wonderful content.

    • @aliencafe
      @aliencafe Год назад +3

      Well said, fellow Noah

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Год назад +4

      @Bazinga Never was, and never will be, goddammit.

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione Год назад +2

      You should have been here for the 37,598 subscriber

    • @csvega
      @csvega Год назад

      Share his content! Let's get Moose to 1 million!

  • @itsjustr0wan
    @itsjustr0wan Год назад +9

    4:51 "COOL sometimes i wish i was adopted! :D" same kid

  • @MattayManiac
    @MattayManiac Год назад +64

    I feel like iAN is finally making the kind of content he always wanted. Regardless of how we all feel about it. And I love it

    • @davidnotonstinnett
      @davidnotonstinnett Год назад +4

      No that was Televoid and nobody watched it even though it was the best thing he ever did.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Год назад +5

      @@davidnotonstinnett Televoid was and always will be one of Ian's best! But I can only imagine the kind of labor and editing that went into every episode. But if a highly-produced episode does not get more views or interaction than a food review, then I can see why he quit doing them. But I sincerely hope Ian decides to make another episode someday. It's killing me to know where Televoid Ian is following that drunk fox!

  • @brandoniswhoiam
    @brandoniswhoiam Год назад +8

    “Cool! Sometimes, I wish I was adopted.”
    NO ONE SAYS THIS.

  • @randybrandy6643
    @randybrandy6643 Год назад +10

    If I watched Gerbert growing up, Binney would be locked in my mind as some kind of repressed memory

  • @RomanNomen
    @RomanNomen Год назад +88

    This is the first video of yours you've uploaded since my fiancé passed away. It's the first time in over 8 years I've watched a video of yours alone. You were his favorite.
    I didn't think a brutalmoose video could emotionally devastate me, but here I am...

    • @stacithompson5016
      @stacithompson5016 Год назад +6

      Ss i understand the little triggers that you have know idea that will trigger you... Sorry for your loss...

    • @robertsaget6918
      @robertsaget6918 Год назад +3

      Sometimes it's okay to keep depressing comments to yourself

    • @meat1533
      @meat1533 Год назад +29

      @@robertsaget6918 Practice what you preach

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness Год назад +12

      @@robertsaget6918 you’re a real treat yourself, aren’t you?

    • @boethjelle8769
      @boethjelle8769 Год назад +5

      Right now I’m remembering him too. Thank you for that. If he liked Brutalmoose then he was cool.

  • @MattsMovieMadness
    @MattsMovieMadness Год назад +15

    I love Binney’s voice. Seems like he was played by Bobcat Goldthwait

  • @kanalet8460
    @kanalet8460 Год назад +47

    You do not understand how much i love your Gerbert videos. Like I’ve watched them countless times and I do not know why I like them so much.

  • @tonyborris9584
    @tonyborris9584 Год назад +6

    Why did the creators of Gerbert decide it was a good idea to make benny brush the "creepy uncle" no one wants to be around?

  • @PhoenixHealing
    @PhoenixHealing Год назад +10

    I had insomnia periodically as a kid. My mom would play a Gerbert tape for me. Worked like a treat I never finished the tape! 😁