The Dumbest Scammers of 2018

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2018
  • The annual DUMBEST SCAMMERS of 2018! Let's marvel at this year's stupidity and arrange some awards for scamming low-lights.
    I reference TechYogiIT/Supremo Innovations (this is their busted scam from September 2018: • Supremo Innovations - ... ).
    TechYogiIT's own marketing video: • Video
    Thank you all and I wish you a great 2019!
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  • @TheIshikawaRin
    @TheIshikawaRin 5 лет назад +2122

    "Let me tell you..." is a favourite amongst Indian scammers.

    • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
      @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 5 лет назад +37

      lol, always comes up lol

    • @radioasmr7196
      @radioasmr7196 5 лет назад +58

      To tell not just anything, but ONE THINH

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 5 лет назад +37

      Just like "for you, just for you, I gives speshul prise" of the middle east

    • @boxybox100
      @boxybox100 5 лет назад +11

      One thing

    • @just_kos99
      @just_kos99 5 лет назад +17

      I like "Do you know your address?" and "Can you locate your keyboard?"

  • @Guinea.Pig-Gaming
    @Guinea.Pig-Gaming 4 года назад +2236

    I always hate when my mothersheet gets ionfected by a wirus.

    • @gklnth187
      @gklnth187 4 года назад +74

      Mothrsheet is the brain of the mother 🤣

    • @KonnyP
      @KonnyP 4 года назад +60

      @@gklnth187 The Mothersheet. The Mother of the sheet. The sheet that is called the Mother. The maternal parent of the flat piece of paper of indeterminate size.

    • @looniethemoonie5353
      @looniethemoonie5353 4 года назад +3

      Quite the bummer huh?

    • @Silvers24
      @Silvers24 4 года назад +25

      I heard ionfections are required by the Mothersheet. Or else the Mother Unit can not exist. As for the wirus, that is just the cousin of the walrus. Fuck'em.

    • @kfchero2
      @kfchero2 4 года назад +15

      Its also annoying when its gets hackjed from CO*

  • @Ferrichrome
    @Ferrichrome 5 лет назад +2790

    "what football teams play in manchester?"
    **typing sound intensifies**

    • @kyptix225
      @kyptix225 4 года назад +12

      xD

    • @furydeath
      @furydeath 4 года назад +148

      blue and red are my fav teams

    • @Akeldama4887
      @Akeldama4887 4 года назад +1

      nice comment

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 4 года назад +86

      I'm from the United States and even I know that Manchester's football teams are the New England Patriots Red and Blue Teams, and the Manchester Freedom women's team.

    • @VaguelyCanadian
      @VaguelyCanadian 4 года назад +18

      i live in Canada and I know them, and the rivalry. I don't even watch football (or as we call it, soccer) and I don't need to look it up

  • @kaon9101
    @kaon9101 4 года назад +375

    Scammers: "we cant provide you personal Information"
    also Scammers: "ight what is your bank account"

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 5 лет назад +1908

    'Mothersheet' is the most incredible thing I've heard this week

    • @osmanghalid9452
      @osmanghalid9452 5 лет назад +6

      Same😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JonnyInfinite
      @JonnyInfinite 5 лет назад +12

      TheArchsage74 Yippie K i yay Mothersheet

    • @KajuTheRudeMonke
      @KajuTheRudeMonke 5 лет назад +5

      Hi, Daedalus

    • @Kippykip
      @Kippykip 5 лет назад +40

      Next it'll be "your hard sheet is corrupt"

    • @dipi71
      @dipi71 5 лет назад +22

      You better not sheet on my bed you sonofabeetch :-D

  • @ShopSongs
    @ShopSongs 5 лет назад +3912

    What football teams play in Manchester?
    "Red and Blue, Sir"

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 5 лет назад +366

      Yellow is best player

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 5 лет назад +85

      At least it gave him wings.
      Srry, the pun was there, I'll commit seppuku now.

    • @oliverhilton6086
      @oliverhilton6086 5 лет назад +17

      He must have got Manchester mixed up with Liverpool

    • @vananandreas3070
      @vananandreas3070 5 лет назад +47

      He must be playing PES without patches.

    • @craigory87
      @craigory87 5 лет назад +26

      😭😭😭😭 I’m American and I know this gah what an idiot (and Americans don’t get to call people idiots all that often) haha

  • @web_devs
    @web_devs 4 года назад +559

    "Programing part of the motherboard is mothersheet" 😀😀😭😭😭😀😀😭😭. Miss you fathersheet

    • @lethargic.
      @lethargic. 4 года назад +17

      i lost it at that one 😂😂 the way she explains it is a big facepalm

    • @shadowman7307
      @shadowman7307 4 года назад +21

      These scammers don't know jacksheet

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 3 года назад

      I shee

    • @ld6373
      @ld6373 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying 🤣 😭 😂

    • @morkthecat639
      @morkthecat639 3 года назад +2

      shes fullofsheet

  • @orangeTadpole
    @orangeTadpole 5 лет назад +572

    Guys, stay out of the bathroom, I just took a mothersheet.

  • @souradeepsengupta4269
    @souradeepsengupta4269 5 лет назад +581

    Jim: "Hey, where do you live?"
    Scammer: " We are not supposed to go off script" 😂

  • @AwesomeAim
    @AwesomeAim 5 лет назад +764

    My favourite part about you is that no matter what happens, you're always calm, cool, and collected. You don't get caught up in the stupidity, you just maintain yourself. It's a life skill that a lot of people try, and you've mastered it. Keep up the good work.

    • @rasungod0
      @rasungod0 5 лет назад +6

      Not all heroes wear capes.
      PS: I know you from somewhere else.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 лет назад +2

      NL here?

    • @hollyrosumny2777
      @hollyrosumny2777 5 лет назад +5

      I know. I like Kitboga too because he does a lot of characters, but Jim's work is vastly more important because he keeps his head to gather information and makes it harder for these people to steal money.

    • @MrKbtor2
      @MrKbtor2 5 лет назад +2

      Totally agree. Just take care of business. That is a strength.

    • @mxduponte
      @mxduponte 5 лет назад +2

      AwesomeAim my exact sentiment

  • @vernowietsch
    @vernowietsch 4 года назад +221

    I love how he just sounds like a disappointed parent and the scammers are his children that got in trouble and are trying to think of an excuse even though they know exactly what they did

    • @ThePsangie
      @ThePsangie 3 года назад +5

      is a difficult question peter???
      xDDDD

  • @TCPUDPATM
    @TCPUDPATM 5 лет назад +1598

    Your voice is so calm and you’re laser focused to the point of being intimidating 😂

    • @sweetleaf634
      @sweetleaf634 5 лет назад +85

      Right? I got chills because he's so calm and able to work under pressure while they get so flustered to the point of having to hang up. It hits me in the heart and I'm not even the scammer 🤣

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 4 года назад +69

      TCPUDPATM PORTS he’s got that dad disappointment tone.

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 4 года назад +12

      The Neeson Effect

    • @is1hair
      @is1hair 4 года назад +9

      SHADOW 最高 He sounds like a super villain while being a hero.

    • @fezzeniicrazysequel9893
      @fezzeniicrazysequel9893 4 года назад +5

      Thats why I love this channel

  • @juststeve5542
    @juststeve5542 4 года назад +414

    What surprises me is that when caught they keep hanging on and digging in... I've had great fun with them on the phone, and even after 40 minutes when I reveal I'm a programmer by profession and that it's been great fun, they keep trying their "But your computer is infected" line for many minutes, even transferring me to their boss for him to try to convince me.
    Eventually the reality sunk in and they started swearing. So I criticised their limited swearing vocabulary and expanded it a bit for them... I was crying with laughter by the time they hung up.
    40+ minutes he couldn't be scamming someone else, good deed for the day done.

  • @oliverhilton6086
    @oliverhilton6086 5 лет назад +327

    I wish I had a computer program that told me everything is ok and nothing is wrong every 2 seconds

    • @qwertyduckblank8278
      @qwertyduckblank8278 5 лет назад +37

      Python one
      Import time
      While True:
      Print("everything is fine, nothing is wrong")
      Time.sleep(2)

    • @oliverhilton6086
      @oliverhilton6086 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking more of an annoying pop up window every two seconds instead of a terminal, perhaps using pygame or maybe ditching python and using VBA or something?

    • @qwertyduckblank8278
      @qwertyduckblank8278 5 лет назад +1

      @@oliverhilton6086 shame I do not know a language that could it

    • @trolllol7264
      @trolllol7264 5 лет назад +9

      Oliver Hilton
      Do
      msgbox(‘fine’)
      Wscript.sleep(2000)
      Loop

    • @Mabi19
      @Mabi19 5 лет назад +6

      @@oliverhilton6086 In windows and C it's this:
      #include
      int main() {
      MessageBox(NULL,"everything is fine","annoying message",MB_OK);
      Sleep(2000);
      }
      Edit: I made an error, int main() should me int main(int argc, char** argv) or int main(void) I'm used to putting nothing in the parentheses when there are no arguments because I usually do C++, where you can do that

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi 4 года назад +637

    "mothersheet ionfected"
    I believe it. It's not even spelling correctly.

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 4 года назад +22

      annoyingly enough, I've actually seen them use that bullshit with other scambaiters, they would say that the bad spelling was a direct result of how infected the machine is (when in reality we all know it's actually a direct result of the scammer being an uneducated chutiya, but an unsuspecting victim could potentially believe it)

    • @SydneyPawYT
      @SydneyPawYT 4 года назад +8

      I have taught my dad to say chutiya to every Indian scammer that calls him it’s so hilarious to hear him just shout chutiya at the phone randomly

    • @Silancet
      @Silancet 3 года назад +1

      That is a really cool boss name
      Im going to use it

    • @murphmariotwopointoh7714
      @murphmariotwopointoh7714 3 года назад +1

      :c

    • @imaweeb1456
      @imaweeb1456 3 года назад

      It should be Machine infected or something

  • @abunaishii
    @abunaishii 4 года назад +52

    "Bullsheet" had me in tears for some reason. 😂

  • @thegamerguy56
    @thegamerguy56 5 лет назад +240

    "What football teams play in Manchester?"
    "Red and blue"
    Nah he didn't ask what teams play in team fortress 2 buddy....

  • @ronaldo5712
    @ronaldo5712 5 лет назад +424

    I would be very concerned if my Mothersheet was compromised in any way. Thanks for the recap Jim.

    • @reecewright5138
      @reecewright5138 5 лет назад +4

      I just had a massive mothersheet

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 5 лет назад

      Ronaldo imagine Samuel L Jackson saying “mothersheet”

    • @ronaldo5712
      @ronaldo5712 5 лет назад +2

      @Shade Wood Mothersheet Firewall should do it.

    • @jasscat7645
      @jasscat7645 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah you could be Hackjed

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 5 лет назад

      ʙᴜʟʟsʜᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs

  • @fizixx
    @fizixx 4 года назад +96

    When you tuck your motherboard into bed at night, you cover it up with a 'mothersheet', LOL

  • @sppfy2502
    @sppfy2502 3 года назад +65

    Jim’s voice is quite soothing. I couldn’t imagine him yelling

  • @harbaapkabaap2040
    @harbaapkabaap2040 5 лет назад +644

    Indian here, I feel ashamed of these people and wish Indian government did a lot more to suppress them but unfortunately law and order is not a priority in Indian politics :(

    • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
      @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 5 лет назад +85

      Neither are toilets apparently.

    • @hmwhatisthis6630
      @hmwhatisthis6630 4 года назад +28

      Hindsight bruh don’t be rude they are making toilets as we speak btw I’m Scottish and not indian

    • @hmwhatisthis6630
      @hmwhatisthis6630 4 года назад +8

      M P hmmm “not Indian” maybe you should be on that list

    • @seeameya
      @seeameya 4 года назад +36

      You got your ass handed to you, didn't you? This is why you shouldn't be go on looking for sympathy by shaming your own countrymen. These scammers are shite and will get what they deserve, you don't need to lower your own dignity and start working on betterment of the country.

    • @mymom69420
      @mymom69420 4 года назад +4

      Beech tell your goverment to leave us alone
      I hope UN teach you a lesson

  • @More-Space-In-Ear
    @More-Space-In-Ear 5 лет назад +759

    I sincerely hope 2019 becomes the year of the Brownings, stopping scammers in their tracks. Well done for another year of exposing these lower of low people who prey on the innocent.😡.
    Top awards go to Jim Browning 🏆🍻👍🏼😊

    • @More-Space-In-Ear
      @More-Space-In-Ear 5 лет назад +1

      Shit Owl there was nothing racist in what I said, meant or wrote....lower of low is to all scammers and not of colour of skin...thank you.

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 5 лет назад +3

      no i was talking to some guy with a pretentious attentionwhoring racism name

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 5 лет назад +1

      Browning is saving thousands of more dollars per year than I earn myself. It's a shame that police forces around the world aren't doing this, but they just care about their own country, and are too incompetent to even help their on countries anyway.

    • @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6
      @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6 5 лет назад +2

      It's so funny how scammers are to obvious and the superhero Jim Browning one punches them

    • @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6
      @Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6 5 лет назад

      But also the scammers hide away like little mice because after all they are mice who crave cheese when the steal the cheese from their victims. The cheese is like their money.

  • @Chronomatrix
    @Chronomatrix 5 лет назад +327

    "You are looking it up on the internet, I can hear you tipping" hahahahaha

  • @DaveyBadass876
    @DaveyBadass876 4 года назад +134

    Dont "hackjed" me.
    Those spellings just made me lose my mothersheet.

  • @The97dripdrop
    @The97dripdrop 5 лет назад +316

    "Mother Sheet" ... Goodness.

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 5 лет назад +5

      What was that thing again?

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii 5 лет назад +14

      I read that as the "MotherSheet Goddess". Damned Dyslexia... I think you accidentally invented an internet meme!

    • @ncdave789
      @ncdave789 5 лет назад +5

      Stop bullying Mother Sheet, she tries her best, ok?

    • @rasungod0
      @rasungod0 5 лет назад +5

      The scammer said the mothersheet is the software that runs the motherboard. I need to get a mothersheet, all I have is the UEFI BIOS running my motherboard.

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil 5 лет назад +4

      'Mothersheet ionfected'

  • @jcco6758
    @jcco6758 5 лет назад +382

    The first guy said he was from "Pilipin" (Philippines).😅
    Just so he knows, we do not have an Indian accent.

    • @kennangelotorre9623
      @kennangelotorre9623 5 лет назад +18

      Since yeah, the Philippine English accent is based from both American and Spanish/Tagalog accents.
      I hope I won't get flak here (I'm a fellow countryman too).

    • @hangingjontron818
      @hangingjontron818 5 лет назад +4

      Good. Now i have only 2 countries to hate from asia: china and japan

    • @hangingjontron818
      @hangingjontron818 5 лет назад +1

      @@threshfromoven
      I still hate em because they are racist fucks

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 5 лет назад +1

      Philippines ppl sounds indian

    • @jcco6758
      @jcco6758 5 лет назад +19

      Art Vandelay nah we dont

  • @abdullahbabar5529
    @abdullahbabar5529 4 года назад +133

    Polyhthene: Polythylene: a tough, light, flexible synthetic resin made by polymerizing ethylene, chiefly used for plastic bags, food containers, and other packaging.

    • @xenzuri
      @xenzuri 3 года назад +9

      He do be livin there😳

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 3 года назад

      Polythene Pam - The Beatles ;)

  • @sreckom92
    @sreckom92 4 года назад +82

    Damn those hackers from Colorado!
    They keep trying to ionfect our mothersheets....

    • @imasimp4243
      @imasimp4243 3 года назад +7

      2019 is better, hacker from Gotham city

    • @dr.strange108
      @dr.strange108 3 года назад +1

      @@imasimp4243 😝🤣 ya...seen that

  • @C4_Miles
    @C4_Miles 5 лет назад +257

    OMG my Mothersheet is corrupt.

    • @rasungod0
      @rasungod0 5 лет назад +8

      I don't have a mothersheet, my motherboard is run by the UEFI BIOS. Do I need a mothersheet?

    • @svenwagner9852
      @svenwagner9852 5 лет назад +9

      @@rasungod0
      Of course you need a mothersheet, a screensheet and a usersheet - without that your computer wouldn't work correctly ;-)

    • @sulaiman9766
      @sulaiman9766 5 лет назад +3

      its mothershit

    • @vvinicius100
      @vvinicius100 5 лет назад +2

      I think she was in the Good Place

    • @blueberry1c2
      @blueberry1c2 5 лет назад

      My c omputer is ionfected

  • @Michoss9
    @Michoss9 5 лет назад +83

    You can only admire Peter's determination. You pretty much tell him right to his face "I have evidence that you're a scammer" and he still doesn't decide to cut his losses and disconnect

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +6

      I'd have more respect for him if he said "alright asshole, you got me."
      You'd almost expect these dudes to have stuff like this on a cheatsheet.
      I used to ask questions like this to annoy the webchat girls scammers back in the day. Pretty basic questions to ask people if you're unsure about their honesty. Concerns they should expect. In fact, that's why they claim they're in the UK in the first place, to come across MORE trustworthy, not less. So many callcenters are in India nowadays anyway, you're better off just admitting it.

    • @Crazyivan777
      @Crazyivan777 4 года назад +3

      I believe (although I can't say this for sure) that there are companies like this that penalize you financially if you hang up without the go-ahead from your supervisor, so it may just be that.

  • @americanenigma_5108
    @americanenigma_5108 5 лет назад +88

    I actually love the word “ MOTHERSHEET “ 😂😂😂😂 ! The way she says sounds hilarious

  • @losernob8618
    @losernob8618 5 лет назад +109

    "So Peter, why... would you do this?"

  • @medicalstudybuddy2964
    @medicalstudybuddy2964 5 лет назад +307

    I can't believe I found this channel so late! 🤣

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii 5 лет назад +2

      It's only a snapshot in time. You can review past videos by accessing the "history" button which will give you a sense of our past with the great Jim Browning and his historical machinations with incredible ignorant scammers. You DO NOT want to miss this I assure you. Please be on line...

    • @moogleking
      @moogleking 5 лет назад

      same

    • @TheStevedie
      @TheStevedie 5 лет назад +2

      ME TOO! Lol. I just found it a week ago. going to binge watch a lot of videos lol.

    • @sul41m
      @sul41m 5 лет назад +1

      same lol

    • @Nico-xv5hw
      @Nico-xv5hw 5 лет назад

      same lol

  • @alphagamma1289
    @alphagamma1289 5 лет назад +703

    Where can I download JimBrowning.exe?

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 5 лет назад +85

      AlphaGamma128: Hi it has recently come to our attention that you are interested in JimBrownings. For all JimBrowinig needs and mother sheet please put into card number and pin number. Then we will call you with all JamBrowntown needs.

    • @BrassJunkie
      @BrassJunkie 5 лет назад +79

      Sir listen to me, listen to me, I will tell you each and every thing.

    • @jamesthomson7951
      @jamesthomson7951 5 лет назад +11

      @@chillsy_pluto eh that just redirects to a betting site damnit.

    • @alphagamma1289
      @alphagamma1289 5 лет назад +14

      MillywiggZ Will this get my mothersheet to be ionfected?

    • @desmondthemoonbear335
      @desmondthemoonbear335 5 лет назад +12

      AlphaGamma128 sir you have colorado hackers from colorado

  • @peepee.poopoo
    @peepee.poopoo 3 года назад +40

    being a software developer, i got convinced that my professors never taught me about mothersheets

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors Год назад

      Good job we have Kolkata to re educate you then eh :P

  • @melodymakermark
    @melodymakermark 5 лет назад +81

    “We’ll leave Peter there to wonder what hit him.”
    😂😂😂

  • @Boreing10
    @Boreing10 5 лет назад +208

    Rewind 2018 (scammer edition) lets go!

    • @-Dezhen
      @-Dezhen 5 лет назад +11

      *Claps*
      SCAM. REVIEW.

    • @NichDevRumble
      @NichDevRumble 5 лет назад

      No it would be bad like the real one

    • @OMEGAPanda
      @OMEGAPanda 5 лет назад

      Aaaaaaaah scam time

    • @TheRedRaph
      @TheRedRaph 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 5 лет назад

      Plasma Gamer
      Re-e-wind, when the crowd say “boo the scammer”

  • @oneill-1994
    @oneill-1994 5 лет назад +452

    Dumbest scammers and smartest anti-scammer

  • @ashfaqrahman2795
    @ashfaqrahman2795 4 года назад +33

    Mothersheet is easier to hack. I always keep a Fathersheet to protect my Mothersheet.

    • @karansingh-kx2fe
      @karansingh-kx2fe 3 года назад +5

      And if both of these sheets avoid protection, soon they can have a babysheet(future scammer).

    • @supernova6694
      @supernova6694 3 года назад +1

      @@karansingh-kx2fe I love the word babysheet tbh

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 2 года назад

      And a babysheet

  • @YatiAcharya
    @YatiAcharya 3 года назад +9

    The girl trying not to laugh as she shat the bed with all her spellings is just so fkn hilarious 😭🤣

  • @ophigreen2096
    @ophigreen2096 5 лет назад +186

    Seen a lot of people disliking the premiere feature, and (overall) I do too (With massive milestones being a partial exception), however, I do appreciate that you gave it a shot, It shows that you want to deliver videos to your audience in the best way possible, and to do that you need to know if a feature is any good.
    Trial and Error is important and I appreciate you taking the risk of error with this trial.

    • @ophigreen2096
      @ophigreen2096 5 лет назад +15

      For big yearly events, and things like 250k subscribers, I think it makes sense, for the community aspect of the chat.
      For anything less than that, It's just annoying.
      Just my take, do with it what you will. :)

    • @michaelsteven1090
      @michaelsteven1090 5 лет назад +3

      what are you complaining about?

    • @DylanChng
      @DylanChng 5 лет назад +6

      What's wrong with the premiere feature? Let RUclips move forward. No risks, no process.

    • @RepressedEel55
      @RepressedEel55 5 лет назад +1

      What exactly is this premiere?

    • @forgedpotato5979
      @forgedpotato5979 5 лет назад +6

      I dont understand, what is there to dislike about the premiere? it's only a positive feature.

  • @misterbodine7659
    @misterbodine7659 5 лет назад +58

    6:32
    If you listen close enough, you can hear the guy in the background saying something about "The Hackers"

  • @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo
    @ThePeacefulIsWillingTo 5 лет назад +57

    I like your voice when you are toying the scammer, like Liam Neeson' s catchphrase from the scene in "Taken"

  • @ElTwOJaY
    @ElTwOJaY 4 года назад +74

    Jim: I've decompiled your binary.
    Me: Are you trying to seduce me?

    • @anthonyjones8160
      @anthonyjones8160 3 года назад +13

      that was my favorite part. It's like c'mon Jim, you opened a bat file in Notepad let's not lose our minds. But then I remembered that these are EXACTLY the tactics they use on others, and the symmetry falls into place.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 года назад +8

      “I’ll decompile your binary anytime” is probably the nerdiest pickup line ever.

  • @CalizpzZ0
    @CalizpzZ0 5 лет назад +82

    One of the only people I'd consider supporting on patreon. Also Jim shows how much he is earning on his Patreon which most RUclipsrs don't and I think it's kind of a scummy when they hide it.

    • @Superskull85
      @Superskull85 5 лет назад +1

      @Shade Wood Eh? There is no way you can tell if someone is under or overfundee without knowing their total income and expenses which a business shouldn't be broadcasting, sole practisioner or not. Even a completely public company won't show real time data like that.
      Also if someone is hated by the community then comments won't help if they get moderated. Likes and dislikes aren't that helpful either if, for example, scam organizations band together to dislike videos. Is he hated by the community? Or is he hated by scammers? You won't have that information.
      If you REALLY want to know that then searching for parodies, rants, or negative relation is muuuuuch better metrics than silly likes and and easily moderated comments. This applies to anyone.
      And if you don't know any expenses then you are judging someone based on how much revenue they make and not how much they keep. And even then? You're basing your support for someone you like for their content based on money and not content merit? That doesn't add up and is against the general spirit and hope of the Patreon platform.
      🤷‍♂️

  • @Angie-in1tt
    @Angie-in1tt 5 лет назад +76

    I can’t see what the big hoo ha is about “Premiere”, it’s a special event. I like the fact that Jim has taken extra time & effort to make this video for you to enjoy. So thank you Jim, I liked the whole video.

    • @qwertyduckblank8278
      @qwertyduckblank8278 5 лет назад +1

      It is often overused however this is a annual thing now so it works

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 4 года назад +21

    “We’ll leave Peter there to figure out what hit him” 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @hayleyxyz
    @hayleyxyz 3 года назад +6

    I love when Jim confronts the scammers. He has the cadence of a a good parent giving a child an opportunity to come clean lol

  • @user-sb8cs3le2j
    @user-sb8cs3le2j 5 лет назад +376

    *S O F T W A R E W A R R A N T W E E D*

  • @sandgrownun66
    @sandgrownun66 5 лет назад +35

    4:21 Dog barking in the "call centre"! 🐶

  • @xxCrazy101xx
    @xxCrazy101xx 5 лет назад +268

    DAMIT people from Colorado stop hacking computers lol

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 4 года назад +8

      NEVER!!!

    • @ryanchapman7168
      @ryanchapman7168 4 года назад +22

      *hackjing

    • @oldirtymartian
      @oldirtymartian 4 года назад +1

      We don't get scammers like this in CO but we got these bum ass peoples that message everyone on Facebook telling them they could deposit money in your account and when they ask for your account info they just take everything 💀

    • @garbagegremlins4707
      @garbagegremlins4707 4 года назад

      Heyyyy it’s not all of us... just Mark Johnson

    • @keisuketakahasi4584
      @keisuketakahasi4584 3 года назад +5

      they hajcked me now my mothersheet is infocted with wirus

  • @musicallypsyco
    @musicallypsyco 5 лет назад +11

    "We leave Peter there to wonder what hit him..."
    Probably the best thing I have heard for a while.

  • @sarjim4381
    @sarjim4381 5 лет назад +10

    This is a lot better than RUclips Rewind 2018.

  • @DoYouwantToMakeMoneyOnline
    @DoYouwantToMakeMoneyOnline 3 года назад +10

    Sometimes it is funny to watch Jim at work. But this is a very serious matter and it's dangerous to many people. Love the videos and content. I have been watching for 16 hours straight

  • @charisenterprise333
    @charisenterprise333 5 лет назад +4

    That sarcastic tone is so amazing... Calm, composed, well balanced conversation.... Love the work Jim.. Keep it up. Your videos are a blessing to RUclips.

  • @Shortstuff4n6
    @Shortstuff4n6 5 лет назад +3

    Jim, your videos are great. I can't believe how calm you're able to be when you talk to these scammers. It's amazing. I would lose my temper so quickly with them.

  • @commanderkruge
    @commanderkruge 4 года назад +89

    Man, even I know "Manchester United" - and I'm German and have 0 interest in football. :D

    • @grognakthedestroyer2685
      @grognakthedestroyer2685 3 года назад +3

      lmao I know both Manchester city and Manchester United and im american and have no interest in any sports in general lmao. I don’t even know where in the UK Manchester is lol

    • @matthewknechtli8493
      @matthewknechtli8493 3 года назад

      I’m Australian and I knew Manchester United

    • @JS-hf3oz
      @JS-hf3oz 3 года назад +1

      Same and I'm American

    • @MrZoblox
      @MrZoblox 3 года назад +1

      man i didnt know they had 2 but i knew manchester united and messi so yeah

    • @potatoginger7367
      @potatoginger7367 3 года назад +1

      @@grognakthedestroyer2685 ik you probably don't care, but it's in the Northwest of England

  • @idiotwithideas
    @idiotwithideas 4 года назад +18

    They say Peter is still recovering to this day...

  • @Talifax
    @Talifax 5 лет назад +7

    You WON my subscription. I would subscribe a thousand times over if I could. Definitely expect me on Patreon, Jim. I've never donated to anyone, but I'm glad you aren't like some of the other people who call these tech support scammers. You grab their info, make it public, and tell the authorities. We need more of this out there.
    And that Biteable video made me laugh my ass off. Thanks, Jim.

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket 3 года назад +1

    Jim,
    I just found your videos in my recommendations yesterday, and I've been nonstop binging since!
    You sir, are an amazing human being and a credit to technology and the human race. Keep fighting the good fight, and when i have a chance I'd love to donate.

  • @potatomaaan1757
    @potatomaaan1757 5 лет назад +55

    Oh snap i am getting hackjed from Colorado! Sheet

    • @engrmuhammadwaqas5225
      @engrmuhammadwaqas5225 4 года назад +1

      the Colorado gang just went online to hack some random dude from UK, and the scammer folks care enough to call the victim of the online gang (bang) and fix their problem by scamming him after getting HAKjed xD fuckin stupid

  • @crystalheart1186
    @crystalheart1186 2 года назад +3

    This gets me giddy! I’m so happy I found this channel 😂 it’s both amusing and meaningful!

  • @yoshihiroc.6046
    @yoshihiroc.6046 3 года назад +2

    I love it how calm and cold you are when you ask the scammer what time it is.

  • @TubeSurfer10
    @TubeSurfer10 4 года назад +3

    I have recently found your entertaining and just channel. Simply brilliant having these well deserved and deeply considered awards. I could easily watch this for hours. When I saw the first show good sir I was enthralled, so much when I discovered the next episode I quickly ran to my wardrobe to don my fancy tuxedo t-shirt and dress shorts and flip flops, i then poured myself a champagne in my star wars sippy cup and raced back to enjoy the ceremony. Thankyou to all contestants.

    • @sabretooth5404
      @sabretooth5404 4 года назад

      I Pmsl reading that. cheered my day up big time

  • @ParkinT
    @ParkinT 4 года назад +4

    This is GREAT! I am looking forward to the 2019 edition of these awards.

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 5 лет назад +17

    Well the acting award goes to Jim, it must’ve been hard to act like you didn’t know they were scamming

  • @TiffanyStarrxxx
    @TiffanyStarrxxx 4 года назад +14

    Oh no! Not IONFECTED! That's way worse than regular infected 😂🤣

  • @JasonDkiran
    @JasonDkiran 4 года назад +39

    Ohh I need a new Mothersheeet , I’m having a difficult time finding one

    • @engrmuhammadwaqas5225
      @engrmuhammadwaqas5225 4 года назад +1

      the old one has expired i believe xD we would like to install a brand new mothersheet on your kampyoooterrrr xD

    • @Karma-ho9rv
      @Karma-ho9rv 3 года назад +1

      Your mothershet was ionfected =O

    • @nukamolly
      @nukamolly 3 года назад +1

      Same, fathersheet has been very lonely lately

  • @Star1957able
    @Star1957able 5 лет назад +7

    Once again Jim you are awesome exposing these thieves-this batch of scammers we’re amazingly stupid and you crossed them beautifully with “what time is it” and what futball teams play out of Manchester! I am from California and know this pronto!

  • @stealerltun3718
    @stealerltun3718 5 лет назад +18

    Finally dumbest scammers 2018! Thank you Jim! Happy new year!

  • @cornbread2418
    @cornbread2418 4 года назад +2

    I'm here In 2019,your tech skills are amazing. I've watched a ton of scam videos but this is one of the only ones that gets them back

  • @unknownangel7903
    @unknownangel7903 4 года назад +2

    The ad redo is such a mock 13:09 😂

  • @paradoxxgaming
    @paradoxxgaming 5 лет назад +4

    Jim, you’re the reason I still have a glimmer of faith in humanity, thanks for this awesome video!

  • @dolan9990
    @dolan9990 5 лет назад +40

    I'm excited!!!

  • @nikolaislater705
    @nikolaislater705 4 года назад +29

    "The motherboard is the brain of the computer"
    Ok. It's not like that's exactly how basic computer science courses describe the CPU. Of course not.

  • @DammnDeejay
    @DammnDeejay Год назад

    I’m absolutely addicted. I love how you caught the errors. You’re such a boss❤️ Thank you for existing!!

  • @ChrisPhillipsMusic510
    @ChrisPhillipsMusic510 5 лет назад +53

    I think the best part of this is that I've never watched a soccer match in my life and even I know about Manchester United. The answer I would've given to your question would've been something stupid like "Manchester United and the one that doesn't matter" or some garbage like that

    • @itshunni8346
      @itshunni8346 4 года назад +2

      Theres a lot of angry people in Manchester that wanna speak to you.

    • @bvdrst
      @bvdrst 4 года назад +1

      I'll be honest I dont know any football names. Not even those from my own country.

    • @grief6052
      @grief6052 4 года назад +1

      Chris Phillips it’s literally advertised everywhere even outside the UK lol

    • @c.j.hatton
      @c.j.hatton 4 года назад

      Chris Phillips I know nothing about football and have never been to Manchester and I still know who plays in Manchester

  • @stinkyvonfishstix4196
    @stinkyvonfishstix4196 5 лет назад +4

    cant make everyone happy, great work Jim sure put a smile on my face!

  • @lliddle7616
    @lliddle7616 2 года назад +2

    6:27 Honestly, Jim Browning makes this all hilarious in his own way 😂 well done, my guy

  • @debasishg9
    @debasishg9 5 лет назад +49

    Brain of the mother is known as MOTHERSHEET..😂😂

  • @ecw0647
    @ecw0647 5 лет назад +3

    I'm always amazed at how the scammers never give up hope; that even though you have displayed technical knowledge, they still think there might be a chance of getting money out of you.

  • @Danspy501st
    @Danspy501st 5 лет назад +86

    With the first one. Im not a british person, and I dont even watch football. But even I can name at least one football team from Manchester. Manchester United

    • @g1ng3rsn4ps
      @g1ng3rsn4ps 5 лет назад +1

      There's some people who hiensrly could not though. Plenty when you figure the world population. It's just statistics, and these people would have spread across the entire world, even I concerns to countries they live in. There's better ways to prove they are scammers than gatekeeping fact checking them like that. There's TONS of people who don't know "common info". Look at the folks who fail Family Feud or Who Wants to Be a Millikair early years ago. Just seemed xenophobic to me even though I don't think (at least this is what I hope) this guy is like that.

    • @Keythong
      @Keythong 5 лет назад +24

      Manchester is a football mad city and so like it or not if you lived there you would have at least heard about them in your day to day living, and commuting etc

    • @MiichaeI
      @MiichaeI 5 лет назад +1

      They're from Salford.

    • @adamhallworth
      @adamhallworth 5 лет назад +1

      @@MiichaeI true there's only 1 team from Manchester... CITY 🔵

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 5 лет назад

      @@Keythong Not mention the sports news News Papers

  • @rwandadrives
    @rwandadrives 5 лет назад +1

    I love this channel. Jim, awesome work you're doing!

  • @josiahschiewe9618
    @josiahschiewe9618 5 лет назад +12

    Peter: Mr. Browning, I don't feel so good.

  • @nicolamchugh7223
    @nicolamchugh7223 5 лет назад +4

    you are so calm, i love your manner.. great video xoxo

  • @XxKINGatLIFExX
    @XxKINGatLIFExX 5 лет назад +12

    Jim is bloody brilliant, 100 years from now, people will be watching your Biteable video in an art gallery. Because that is just art. It's fantastic.
    DON'T STOP, GOD (OR GANESH) BLESS YOU JIM

  • @braveknight5462
    @braveknight5462 4 года назад

    I like it so much better when he talks to the scammers him self. This channel has officialy my favorite channel

  • @rowellster
    @rowellster 4 года назад

    Jim, you are the calmest scambaiter I have listened to. Your dulcet Northern Irish tone (kinda reminds me of my old Linguistics professor) disarms the scammer into a false sense of security. When you finally confront them I am sure they feel sick to the pit of their stomachs. A bit like dad discovering your secret stash of nudey mags and mentioning it at the family dinner table in front of mum and sister! Keep up the great work!

  • @weeooh1
    @weeooh1 5 лет назад +10

    After extended silence when asked about the time in Fremont, Cal... "we leave Peter there to wonder what hit him..."

  • @aranara_song
    @aranara_song 4 года назад +5

    You're too calm with these scammers, & it's funny. You can tell that they're going into a panic lol

  • @minamichelle4317
    @minamichelle4317 4 года назад +2

    I love what you're doing. You're a REALLY great person.

  • @Sims3MovieNetwork
    @Sims3MovieNetwork 4 года назад +2

    the soft "oh" after she says "thats colorado sir" has somehow managed to be what has made me break into the biggest grin at nearly 3 in the morning after having such a terrible week. not only have i learned so much but you have also made me entertained and thoroughly happy from it, thank you for everything you do... jesus that really made me laugh lol

  • @TechHypno
    @TechHypno 5 лет назад +17

    This would be so funny on my PC where the "tree" command literally completes within 1 second! xd

  • @rooster3113
    @rooster3113 5 лет назад +22

    i've told you im from polythene( philippines )...

  • @iAmRayleigh
    @iAmRayleigh 10 месяцев назад

    I just re watch it.. it’s soo amazing jim is soo calm and it’s amused to get questions the scammers 😂

  • @SirAJentz
    @SirAJentz 4 года назад

    You are good! Thanks for the videos you really got them stumped.

  • @shimaabdullah9222
    @shimaabdullah9222 4 года назад +3

    The MGM intro flute recorder really gets me laughing every time I watch your annual Best ... videos

  • @h0tie
    @h0tie 5 лет назад +6

    This channel exploded this year as a online tech scam vigilante!

  • @georgia19801
    @georgia19801 5 лет назад

    I’ve just found your channel and am currently binge watching your videos. Awesome work you’re doing, keep it up.

  • @laurieharper1526
    @laurieharper1526 4 года назад +1

    Just found your channel. Great stuff. Your low key approach is so much more effective than the wham bam style of many scam-baiters. Love the alias name you give them - Ronnie Drew. He would be pleased to know he lives on making life difficult for rip-off merchants.