The dumbest scammers of 2019
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- Опубликовано: 28 дек 2019
- Never had so many heard calls from so few and so dumb. Yes, it's time for this year's 'Dumbest Scammer' awards and there have been so many fails that it's been hard to pick winners, so I've chosen 4 awards this year to reflect the profound dumbness of some of some scammers.
I hope you enjoy the chosen few.
On a more serious note, I hope that my efforts in combating tech scams are having an impact and as it's my last video for 2019, I'd like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year for 2020 (if you're not catching up on my back catalogue!).
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Outro music:
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"engage all enemy vehicles"
"what are you on about"
"this is very technical language"
LMAO They always insert "technical" to seem more credible and professional
I think this can pass as a Generals GLA character
bruh i died laughing xdddd
ah yes the SCP Foundation, the most infamous US agency
"he also lives in gotham city" 10:33
Dumbest scammer of the year goes to: "Engage all the enemy vehicles"
ikr! sounds so Command and Conquer
@@ashvermilion Ion cannon activated.
*engages all enemy vehicles for deployment in Gotham City*
"INTERPOL OPEN UP!"
RAMIREZ!!!
RAMIREZ, ENGAGE ALL ENEMY VEHICLES! LAST TOOTHBRUSH, MAKE IT COUNT!
I was crying at the "geek typer" one. The "engage all enemy vehicles" killed me
It is tactical language sir. Let me tell you sir.
Mans just want his computer fixed now part of a confidental secret mission for hunting down the most wanted criminals in gotham city using advanced and militaristic weaponry
Like okay are some tanks gonna steal my info lol
Imagine getting scammed by the SCP Foundation
They're showing him the whole operation to hunt down the hacker in real time what a lad
"batman lives in gotham city"
"yes sir exactly"
"its fictional"
"sir, let me explain, i was there last year, i guarantee you its not fictional"
"yes it is"
"no sir, my mother lives there"
Technically there are several places called Gotham in the UK and the US, just... not cities
@@ArkhBaegor its a joke mate.. on scammers expense...
@@haval8047 he was just explaining that it could be an actual place. 🤗
@@mistycredo4861 fair enough :)
I wanna like but it's at 69
“it says he lives in gotham, which is where batman lives”
“yes, exactly sir”
“batman is a fictional character”
“but your bank account”
i kid you not, there is a city named batman in turkey
I have a fictional bank account..it's got millions in there.
@@muhammetaktas7480 internet historian video: serious business
He takes it for granted that Batman is real. And we should never take Batman for granted.
Yeah, Batman's hacked your account, he's ROBIN all your money! ... haha! what a JOKER! 😆
“IP Trash”
“Activate enemy Vehicles”
“City of Gotham”
That entire section had me in tears
Ive been depressed all day and that whole section made my day
I almost died watching this part
9:58 technical language 😂😂😂
TRIANGULATING... 🛰🛰🛰🔺
Even me could scamme better
Goutam from Gotham City is the real criminal
It's not about the message... It's about the Money?
Goutam in Kolkata
They don't know any cultural references. The Gotham city shit went over his head
lololol
Plot twist: Goutam was not a scammer and somehow he managed to connect from a parallel universe where Batman is real.
9:38 is the equivalent of “I’m presenting to the class but I have no idea what the topic is”
ENGAGE ALL ATRACK VEHICLES
- Wait, that's not what we're doing at all....
KILL THEM ALL RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!
Loool
"From the states of the United Kingdom"
seems legit
lmfao
Scottish Independence gone wrong!
Sounds like a dystopian future film :p
Could have said *yes, the solid state of the UK*
lul
SCP Foundation logo, Hawkeye engaging enemy vehicles, a criminal from Gotham City, Seems legit.
Dude I’m weezing at 3am xD don’t wanna wake my mom up
That's the only thing that has legitimately had me crying with laughter on RUclips ever 🤣🤣🤣 I could barely breathe
Hahaha
Is it a full video for that one?
@@tloc243 I'd like to know too, I think it's just a part of a longer video
Actually, getting one of these awards earns you:
A free pair of handcuffs
A free ride in a police car
A free lifetime stay in a historic and famously secure hotel!
Yes!!!!
Also free food that taste bad but it’s FREEE
hôtel de l'île d'alcatraz ? 😁
@@99999bomb
Free food reminds me of this place called Heart Attack grill that gives people over 350 pounds free food. It’s not healthy and the owner kept the ashes of someone who died in the place, I think he died of a heart attack.
The workers wear nurse uniforms and stuff. Pretty interesting...
Do you really think the indian police cares about scammers?
The hacking one had me in tears laughing with the triangulating, ‘HAWK enemy vehicles’, and City of Gothem.
Activating HAWK
Engage all enemy vehicles
Got em
im a comedian
@@FireflamoFF Ladies and gentlemen
We got em'
Activating HAWK
Don't forget the fact that the SCP Foundation is also completely fictional, and yet he flat out used *that* as his organization alias.
i loved the SCP logo and branding on the site
I love how distraught Jim sounded when he repeated "enemy vehicles".
"Enemy vehicles?! What are you on about?"
"Oh, that's just technical language"
ILLUSION 100
Noice.
To both of you lads
Can anyone send a link to that vid?? I really really wanna watch dat video lol
Can anyone send a link to that vid?? I really really wanna watch dat video lol
That guy was talking about dc vs marvel 😂😂
"It's where batman is "
" YES EXACTLY SIR "
He though he said the *bad man* lmao
I cried man 🤣🤣🤟
legend has it the bad man went on to become the penguin
😂😂
Holycow hahhaa
It's the dry voice he uses when he says "Batman is a fictional character"
Imagine trying so scam someone by telling you there is a criminal from Gotham City where Batman is trying to scam you for money.
What can I say, I need the money. Not like I’m a billionaire or anything.
@@Batman-ro9mj 😂👏
"Engage all enemy vehicles"
"Yes, exactly sir"
LMFAO!!! It was too ridiculous for Jim to even play along with. How can anyone say something like that seriously? HAHAHA!
City of Gotham where batman lives, and the reply is yes... batman/spiderman is a fictional figure
I had to laugh lol
"enemy vehicles, it's technical language" - Aristotle
Activating HAWK ** 3d hawk spins as if loading **
I laughed so hard
The Matrix in real life
This guy is not a scammer, he's an entertainer for sure!
I think he meant tactical
Scammer: *thick Indian accent* Hello, this is Amir
Scammer's boss: You can't use an Indian name, people know a lot of scams come from India
Scammer: *thick Indian accent* Hello, this is Steve
Scammer's boss: Perfect, they'll never suspect a thing
Lmao
If I'd ever get a call, I would *thick Indian accent* right back at him.
@@JezzmanGAMES you know how to do that?
@@truearmy1953 Let's say I watched enough Simpsons to pull off a convincing Apu, I believe.
Amir isn't exactly an Indian name but ok.
Amit is Indian.
“Let me connect to you IP adres”
“Engage enemy vehicles”
“And bring Jim out of Gotham city”
- Indian Scammer 2019
9:49 "enemy vehicles?!... whhhhhat are you talking about?!" I'm CRYING laughing. This is too funny hearing him actually play this out seriously.
It opens up another window with gameplay footage of that call of duty mission where you use a satélite to shoot air strikes looking through a digital screen
As he's like "YES CAN YOU SEE WE-... RIGHT NOW WE ARE NUKING THE HACKER YES CAN YOU SEE IT? WE HAVE FOUND THE HACKER'S HEADQUARTERS WE'RE SENDING AIRSTRIKES TO DESTROY THEM RIGHT NOW"
💀🤣🤣🤣
@@Jack_Woods HELP ME AM BEING NUKEDDD
City of Gotham where batman lives, and the reply is yes... batman/spiderman is a fictional figure
I had to laugh lol
"And yes he just wanted to admire his hairstyle"
Should've sent him a popup message saying "Nice hair, mind if I touch it?"
Hahaha that would be funny
😂
what is that song that plays
@@stevanstankoviii-2989 - I'd like to know that, too. :(
literally every indian guy has that hairstyle and they all think it looks good 😭 well it doesn't ❤️
"It says his last known location is Gotham city"
"Yes sir"
"That's where batman is from"
"Yes exactly"
*"I'M BATMAN."*
Lol, I'm dying over here. Good comment.
nice copied comment
@@achxd I've not seen it in the comments yet, nor do I read every single one. It came I to my head so I posted it. By that logic, nice copied name, picture and life. Most things have been done or said before in some fashion. I'm not here for gain, it gave a few people a laugh and that's all you can really ask for. Retract your forked tongue.
😂 😂
@General Grievous im batmum
"ac0rDinG to aCTivatiNg thE HaWk Eye"
That James Bond ass shit had me in tears
You should have told him "It's ok, I'm Batman" (which you clearly are in the anti scammer trade). Another great job Jim.
Customer: Yes, I got a pop-up on my screen telling me that my computer has a virus.
Scammer: No problem, sir. I have activated all Hawk Eyes to engage all enemy vehicles. Can you give me your social security number?
"AnD gO tO yOur nearest wAlmaRt aNd bUy giF cArds"
Don't forget to contact Batman about that Gotham criminal.
Everyone knows, Gotham City is across the river from Metropolis.
And an hour's flight away from Townsville
It's a French city and he lives near the Pont bridge on Rue Barre..
its also right near site-19
It's also in the Metrocity area
And half a country away from Smallville.
"Activating HAWK" = the moment where I lost it in this video😂
Just remember everyone"
"According to the Hawk eye engage all enemy vehicles"
"That is THE technical language"
Ok? Let me tell you one thing, sir
"He lives in Gotham City thats where Batman lives"
"Yes"
EXACTLY SIR
Yes sir EXACTLY
Batman moved to the coast recently Sir.
Did I stutter?
Seems very Legit 😂👌
My dirty ass thought they were going to do something entirely different with their webcam. whew.
Sexy
Tobias LNG what
Me too😁😁
Same lmao😂
At first I thought the girl's webcam showed a penis. 🤣🤣
I love the moment the guy opens the wrong animation and it starts to show an attack vehicle XD
I kinda hoped he kept going and it showed the stock footage of a bunch of small nukes being fired over the clouds and them being armed mid air in a CGI secuence
Like "Umm as you can see we are nuking the hacker right now!"
"Well, that guy lives in gotham where Batman lives, right?"
"Yesss exactly sir"
"What time is it there?"
"No"
Scam dude absolutely didn't see that coming and that's probably the only English word his potato brain could think of atm
THERE IS NO TIME IN CALIFORNIA
Lol he got cornered there XD and he realized that he called the wrong person.
Mystic Reptile 😁
I’m laughing, the guy using geektype threw up the logo for SCP, a fictional universe full of unreal anomalies
I started laughing when I saw that.
Maybe he's just been trying to start up an ARG…
He has level 4 access? Sounds like a breach to me.
FYI you forgot to fully censor Vikas’ full name in the shot of the email to Teraswitch
When I saw it I saw the logo of the FBI then I re looked and then SCP
Jim: That’s the city where Batman lives
Scummer: Exactly
Jim: Batman is a fictional charac…
Scummer: SIR LISTEN TO ME
The geek Typer guy was clearly an SCP operative trying to cover up the fact that Jim is SCP-079 and contain him
Scammer: "Activating the HAWK eye to engage the enemy vehicles!"
Jim: "Enemy vehicles, what do you mean?"
Scammer: "That is technical language!"
Bruh
Just 5 more for 24 kill streak skill
I was okay up til that point but that did it. Laughed so hard it hurt my face
Jim actually said: "what are you talking about"? In his calm NI accent it kind of creased me up. Enemy vehicles. 🤣🤣🤣
what possessed him to use an online game as a scam feature & how stupid does he think we are
"This is your global office is it?"
"Yes"
*cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*
Omg, same!
it’s literally in my neighborhood bahaha i was floored
I imagined Mr. Burns saying "yes"
I can't like... It's at 420
Frank Costanza is holding a computer sales contest between his son George and Lloyd Braun. The winner gets a water pick.
10:08
What makes it even funnier is that this looks like something you’d see on the Bat-Computer in a Batman movie
When you recognize the SCP logo and motto
Am I the only SCP reader here?
I thought that was pretty comical, imagine getting a call from those cucks and they take you to a fake Foundation hacking website
Me too
The biggest laugh of my life is seeing the Foundation is somehow involved into this bullshit and even the scammer doesn't know what he's talking about.
11:22 Security breach level 3 required!!!!
I would have told them I'm in the O5 Council LOL
“I’d like to wish you a happy 2020”
Narrator: “it would not be a happy 2020”.
I was gonna comment about that too. Oh, how little did Jim and the rest of us know :/
Lol I was planning on commenting this as well.
This comment is pure gold LMAO
lol was just about to comment on that
Well, at least Jim Browning tried.
A for Effort, I suppose.
OMG "Activating Hawk Eye to engage enemy vehicles"
I CANT BREATHE🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
Ahahsahshshah im dying
Lmfaooooo
worthy of the award i could say
I splurted water all over my bed cuz of this
Everyone talking about engaging enemy forces but nobody is talking about how Jim isn’t laughing at all when he said “engage all enemy vehicles”
Yeah I am fucking impressed. I almost bursted into tears. I'm fucking done.
"In terms of technical" might just be my new favourite phrase
"Activating the Hawk Eye, engaging all enemy vehicles! Can you see?" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 i will die laughing.
It's very technical language you wouldn't understand it haha 😖
Hahahahah
That kid is living in "MARVEL UNIVERSE"😂😂😂😂
Geektype needs to add this guy’s voiceover as an Easter egg
It hurts to look at... “that’s where Batman lives.”
“Yes”
"Activating the Hawkeye, where we can engage all the enemy vehicles!" 🤦🏾♂️
Daniel They need to triangulate their locations first.
I could swear that's a line from that failure of a movie; Stealth. 🤣
Actually Hawkeye says OUT. Hitting middle stump.
@@orsoncart1021 And the umpire reverses his decision.
"that is the technical language"
🤦♂️
"I'm in California"
Every single time but they never have the common sense to bookmark the time in California or configure their PC's to display the time in California or have something that tells them the time in California when they are called out about it.
Or just know the math. I live in China and have family in all the US time zones. I could tell you in a couple seconds what time it is in any part of the US (save California ironically).
I absolutely lost it when a window saying “Engaging enemy vehicles” popped up.
I really thought he was joking for a second
I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN I SAW AN SCP LOGO AND THE SLOGAN FROM SCP
We all know that online scammers are keter level anomalies
@@draconic1107 that's why there names are redacted
I commented this before I saw your comment omg I was laughing so much
Jajajajaj me too
Yoooo who's hacking him Plague Doctor? 😂
Everyone is a gangsta until Jim ask them,
"What time is it in..."
next time they will be like .. hello i am Alex from Microsoft at Sen Jose time here is 11 am
Long pause followed by frantic keyboard clicking.
Then the Hawk Eye comes out.
"then what TIME is it with ya?"
"you had to look it up"
@@sagbon98 just time to get out from your mommy's house...
I know I'm late to the party and just found your channel today. But that part with the "hawkeye", "enemy vehicles" made me ache from laughter 😂😂😂. What was he trying to make you do? Buy military equipment to protect yourself? 😂😂😂
The geek typer scammer is literally the hardest I’ve laughed in months
9:21 I’ve never heard a more exhausted ‘yes’ in my life
hahahaha
Probably didn't expect something THAT stupid
I thought the same. He's probabbly thinking: I cant listen to this nonsense anymore lol
Little did he know he was in for a Hawk Eye treat.
I just started dying when the scammer tried to say that SCP was his company
😂😂😂
Scammers Con People, yeah I'd say that's his company for sure
Secure contain protect
scp in his way stands for scam people or sc.p
*WE ARE ENGAGING ALL ENEMY VEHICLES*
"Engage all enemy vehicles"
Legendary. We need a part 2.
Hacker Award is the man of the year. Enemy vehicles, Russian spies, Batman... it had everything.
Right! Jim is nothing short of a straight up LEGEND.
It also was kinda eerie at the end there, hearing him say "have a happy 2020"
9:50 As you can see sir the enemy hackers have activated their score-streaks and are beginning to send enemy vehicles.
Haha that was funny as shit 😂
I understand…
quickly, take my bank information!
ENEMY AC130 ABOVE
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMMING
"enemy vehicles?"
"that is the technical language"
What’s objectively interesting to me, is the level of confidence they have in what they’re doing, the sheer conviction that absolutely nothing bad will happen to them as a result of scamming people in this fashion. It’s also really really really really really funny to me (cathartic, too) to hear you sorts pressure these guys.
"Happy 2020" Well that didn't age well.
LMAO
"That's where batman lives"
"Exactly sir!"
Incredible
"The hacker space vehicles are coming to get you, I can stop them with my deflector shield but it is powered by your banking information sir."
😂🤣
I lol'ed :D
HAHAHAHAH!
“Technical Language” 😂👌🏻
"Trass"
No matter how many times I watch this video, the ‘Engaging Enemy Vehicles’ part always gets me XD The fact that the scammer sounds so confident with it.
If I ever got brain damage and became a scammer, I would have just hung up after that animation played XD Clearly it’s randomised
"He's from the City of Gotham."
"Yes, we found your bank account details with them."
The scariest part of this video was when he said “have a happy 2020”
Well, aren't you?
hahahahha
AHAH SO SCARY
Ok
if only he knew
did this actual lad just claim to be from the SCP foundation holy shit
O5 has some cleaning to do
Secure CONTENT protect
A true master! XD
This is a scp-001 scenario
Hahahah he doesn't work here dw even SCP doesn't hire scammers
I must be one of the few followers of this channel that knows SCP too, I laughed so hard when I saw that part of the video
At the end Jim was wishing everyone a happy 2020. If Jim only knew what crap years 2020/21 were going to be.
10:20 Oh my god that's the dark knight rises guy who Anne Hathaway impersonated. Lol I'm dying
The entire clip at 9:00 is golden, the tech support scammer trying to rationalise the message “Engaging enemy vehicles” at 9:40 honestly made me cry laughing
LMAOOO when he’s like that’s where batman’s from and he goes “exactly sir” hilarious
I also like the part when he says that he was part of the "security team" but the title is the SCP Foundation.
Man acting like he’s the smartest guy in a movie.
lmao where can i find the full clip of this
that was GREAT to watch 😂😂
"That's where Batman lives isn't it?"
"That's exactly right sir"
lmao
@user stfu
OMG 😂 I have never heard such a stupid scammer. "Gotham City".
@@SunilSharma-vs7vb Never heard such a big dummy in my life. "Maybe Gotham and Batman are in Delhi". True Indian brilliance.
@user Renting a room on your house boat? yes
"Where Batman lives?"
"YES."
9:49 "according to HAWK eye...... Enemy vehicles...."
Jim:"Gotham city that's where Batman is"
These Scammers are desperate lol
Why is this not here:
-Sir u have problemo with ur windows compter
-But I use linux
-Yes butYou have a problem with windows security
"It's okay, I have curtains."
@@thebeetalls witty 😂😂😂😂😂
@@thebeetalls I sense a whoosh comin on
CJ bUt thAt iS nOt a lAptOp/ComPuTer
@@beulize1380 lol I was partly correct
"and it says he lives in gotham city, where batman lives?"
"yes that is correct sir"
mate.
I love how confident he is too, "yes EXACTLY sir"
Thats how you know you got some real bad people after you.
www.gotham-city.com.au/ I would be surprised if he lives there.
That sci fi geek typer thing is soooo cool looking!! I would love to be scammed by that. It would feel like an action movie!
"Batman is a fictional character."
Scammer: "you are so naïve, Jim."
I literally died laughing at the SCP guy.
Writing this comment with my last breaths. Just incredible.
"Activating the hawkeye ready to engage all the enemy vehicles"
I just can't.
Absolutely brilliant lol
I'm so glad that the SCP foundation is looking after my online security!
Lmao
SCP-096 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT! I REPEAT SCP-096 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT!
So scp 666 Ensslin through y
A crack and feeding it til Ob u go broke
Dude, he be treatening us with a peanut and a broken God?
I couldn't find that in the video, what's the time stamp?
I really hope you never give up your good work, mr Browning! I love watching these videoes.
You're a true hero! A bit scared that people with your skills could probably hack even my electric toothbrush, but just amazed of your skills and how you use them. True protector of Gotham!
And in a panic
The hacker says
“And according to activating the hawk eye”
*what are you talking about*
“ uhm. It’s technical language “
👏 👏 👏
To be fair, this is 21st century vigilante justice.
Jim Browning is Batman.
more like oracle (barbara gordon)
I mean his name is Jim, he could definitely be the commissioner
To be fair I just blowed marijuana smoke on the screen
Nah more like Jim Gordon.
And what's your point? Do the scammers deserve anything less? So what if it's "21st century vigilante justice." Someone has to do it, and why NOT use their own techniques against these effing ass****s? Go Jim! Keep on scamming the effing scammers, and informing the INNOCENT PUBLIC of their exploits!
the SCP logo in the geektyper scam is what did it for me
Waiting for 2020 :(
Hope you doing okay Jim, love your videos. I purposely get into these spam callers ( because I'm lonely ) and also to take their time and patience as well. I'm happy to see/hear people like you, Ownage Pranks as well and many others working together towards this. I believe it should be illegal internationally being honest, but we do what we can. Cheers mate!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, the SCP LMAO xD.
"enemy vehicles" hahahahaha, I can't breathe man xD.
GORDON MY GUY. I'VE MISSSED YOU SO MUCH
Scp 078 is coming for you!
He wasn't prepared for unforeseen consequences
@@theoracle6611 yeah xD
@@ferencguth5840 *shows picture of SCP-096
Just found this channel.
He actually refunded people who were scammed.
Pretty awesome.
"Enemy vehicles" .... What are you talking about.
Scammer: It's technical 😂
I really enjoy your humor. Lol. “ good job Alex, we hope to see you next year” 🤣🤣
"It says he's from Gotham City ...that's where Batman's from." "Yes exactly sir."
lol! ohh they're such doofs
He is Gautam from Gotham City!!
How didn't you break out in hysterical laughter the moment it said "Last known location: City of Gotham"? I literally cried.
😂😂😂 i wasnt expecting introduction. I nearly choked drinking my tea 😂
Thanks for what you do Jim, we respect you!!
"Activating the *Hawkeye* " "the killer is from Gotham City"
Marvel or DC? I mean just pick one. 😂
@RUclips Comment illuminati confirm 😂
"You have to look it online"
"No,sir"
*Typing furiously in the backround*
I have nothing but the utmost respect for all of y'all scambaiters out there! Thank you all.
The flute playing 20th century fox 🦊 had me dying 😂😂😂
"batman's a fictional character"
"yes exactly, sir"
lmao
Zooms into average looking house
"So that's your global office?"
"...yes"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
man, i wish i had a big average house like that :/
@@voilvelev6775 House like that in india is worth like 35 grand.
@@danchase7454 How much is that house in Gotham city?
Average? Looks pretty good tbh.
He could've said, "We are working from home"
My man really tried to use the scp foundation to prove he's real
ACTIVATING HAWK