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Комментарии • 191

  • @mildsoup8978
    @mildsoup8978 3 года назад +854

    Uncle is the best title, you get all the advantages of being a deadbeat dad and none of the disadvantages.

    • @jokerfbm7461
      @jokerfbm7461 3 года назад +51

      I'm an uncle n I approve this message

    • @gster101or805
      @gster101or805 3 года назад +5

      This is hilarious

    • @omarpage4132
      @omarpage4132 3 года назад +45

      literally u come over a couple times a year follow none of the rules and leave again

    • @dwaynehiler5735
      @dwaynehiler5735 3 года назад +40

      All the advantages of being a deadbeat dad, but none of the judgment. In fact u get praised and loved for popping up every now n again with gifts and/or fun.

    • @pgmdps13
      @pgmdps13 2 года назад

      As an only child, fuck y'all and the boat you rode on

  • @THELYRICALTMAN
    @THELYRICALTMAN 4 года назад +750

    Hannibal is a low-key goat, He's real chill about it

    • @joe.limbus
      @joe.limbus 4 года назад +8

      Relax

    • @waedjradi
      @waedjradi 3 года назад +5

      He be chillin. Same way in all the film cameo he's in

    • @frankviator8315
      @frankviator8315 3 года назад +1

      Goat meaning goat worshiping, eldest son sacrificing freak. He admits it entirely as I'm listening to em. 😂

    • @suckthefartouttamybutt1642
      @suckthefartouttamybutt1642 3 года назад +4

      @@frankviator8315 what are you talking about

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 3 года назад +1

      Clarice didn’t think he was so chill. Js 🤫🤐🐑🐑

  • @kingofjamrock
    @kingofjamrock 4 года назад +159

    'Hookers for my sense of nurturing'😂😂..Perfectly put😂😂👏

  • @nanokow
    @nanokow 4 года назад +1060

    He should fuse with Bill Burr to create Hanni-Bill Burr-ess

    • @jmcd21182
      @jmcd21182 4 года назад +18

      The fuck? 😂🤣🙃

    • @YodaZemunski
      @YodaZemunski 4 года назад +66

      I like how your brain works

    • @IAMSOSA513
      @IAMSOSA513 3 года назад +37

      an A+ comment

    • @ticket2space621
      @ticket2space621 3 года назад +6

      Nice

    • @AbsintheMindedV2
      @AbsintheMindedV2 3 года назад +5

      Even with that amount of likes, this comment is so under appreciated lol

  • @Leon78
    @Leon78 3 года назад +41

    What I like about this dude is how he - even though he looks like he's about to fall asleep any second - just murders the room with his sleepy wits...

  • @sofiafillon9011
    @sofiafillon9011 3 года назад +101

    As the first born of triplets, I have never felt more personally attacked. Also yes, I agree.

    • @keysandcoffees9441
      @keysandcoffees9441 2 года назад +5

      Do you have something on you?

    • @luckerowl8990
      @luckerowl8990 2 года назад +1

      @@keysandcoffees9441 2 twins? how do you think triplets work

    • @daviddiazv17
      @daviddiazv17 Год назад

      Hey, you don't know if there was a 4th sibling before you? XD

  • @jsmithsemper4848
    @jsmithsemper4848 4 года назад +108

    This ain’t Texas Holdem 🤣🤣🤣

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @andysdaman
    @andysdaman 4 года назад +141

    I do the same with the McDonald's cup lids. I only pick from the middle. Cus I feel like somethings on the top one

    • @nicholasjamesrobertkennedy
      @nicholasjamesrobertkennedy 4 года назад +2

      Go fuck your self!!!! Go fuck your self!!!!!!

    • @andysdaman
      @andysdaman 4 года назад +8

      @@nicholasjamesrobertkennedy umm ok bud

    • @pudgecodm9102
      @pudgecodm9102 4 года назад +4

      They are mc Donald's cups they always have stuff on them

  • @kingsosa8671
    @kingsosa8671 4 года назад +385

    Dudes right tho. A lot of kids needa work on their story telling

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 4 года назад +14

      Tom seguras got a good joke about that

    • @Gr8Layks
      @Gr8Layks 4 года назад +15

      Most adults' stories need work too. And, almost *all* women's stories need a _complete_ re-write.

    • @your_local_road_cone1194
      @your_local_road_cone1194 4 года назад +6

      QuarantubE, my man, please, cool it.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 года назад

      @@Gr8Layks this

  • @lloydavontuur3018
    @lloydavontuur3018 4 года назад +31

    The newspaper joke killed me!

  • @user-vx1ut3dv5d
    @user-vx1ut3dv5d 4 года назад +21

    "'Cause absence makes the heart grow fonder."
    Wow, that's so true, man... And that applies to every kind of relationship (in my opinion). He's not just funny, Hannibal is also very down to earth and a really wise guy.

  • @Vybewalbert
    @Vybewalbert 4 года назад +89

    Hannibal Is a true comedian so effortless my God you are definitely one for the ages ❤️❤️😃

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 4 года назад +70

    Three.of.the.same.baby. I love this guy.

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @johnmccabe1974
    @johnmccabe1974 4 года назад +8

    'Give the first one away cause it seems like it got something on it'. That is one nasty bite! I like it.

  • @bluebee29
    @bluebee29 4 года назад +270

    When he pauses to think, I feel he makes jokes on the spot..?

    • @edrine4651
      @edrine4651 4 года назад +22

      Or maybe he pauses to remember what to say next? Idk

    • @bluebee29
      @bluebee29 4 года назад +43

      Edrine true. But compared to other comedians, you can tell they are thinking the order of their jokes or waiting for laughter to die out. Hannibal is different..he doesn't look rehearsed at all for me

    • @Noctua8
      @Noctua8 4 года назад +51

      Nah it's just his comedy style

    • @dratomik
      @dratomik 4 года назад +8

      I think it's just how he performs... hes unique about it, like Norm MacDonald.

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 4 года назад

      Do you!

  • @whatsername77alis
    @whatsername77alis 4 года назад +28

    Hannibal Burress is a treasure. That's really what I came here to say 🎙

  • @BlaqRainFresh
    @BlaqRainFresh 4 года назад +6

    "He's heartless!" LMAO

  • @brojo4877
    @brojo4877 4 года назад +71

    If it rhymes it must be true

  • @AdemolaVictorTv
    @AdemolaVictorTv 4 года назад +48

    Didn’t see that coming 😂😂🤣

  • @zackmckenzie3582
    @zackmckenzie3582 4 года назад +66

    I always hoped that my future kids would be twins or triplets because it’s not fun playing by yourself...

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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    • @Appachoppa112
      @Appachoppa112 4 года назад +7

      Or just space em out 1-2 years

    • @samuelreyes5546
      @samuelreyes5546 2 года назад +2

      But if they're triplets, they would still kinda be playing by themselves...

  • @fathergascoigne4609
    @fathergascoigne4609 4 года назад +53

    Quick shout out....

  • @justamangoddamn
    @justamangoddamn 2 года назад +6

    Anyone else amazed Hannibal still reads newspapers?

  • @jellojoe00
    @jellojoe00 3 года назад +2

    Give Hannibal another special!!!

  • @rexstil
    @rexstil 4 года назад +7

    I always take whatever food item is 1 or 2 back on the shelf at every store and always have. None of that front shit

  • @joanneweiss3864
    @joanneweiss3864 4 года назад +8

    1:15 in & I'm already LMFAO.....don't want 3 of the same baby, man😂😂Her body, her choice...😆👍👏🙌😂😂😂😂

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 года назад +2

    Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @maxp4573
    @maxp4573 2 года назад

    I relate to that Niece/Nephew part a Little toooo much xD

  • @nbaezzy2099
    @nbaezzy2099 4 года назад +4

    If you have never seen this man live, you are missing out!

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 2 года назад +3

    I love being an uncle. Besides, there's already over 8 billion people on this planet. How many more do we need? I have 8 brothers and 4 sisters and only 4 of us don't have kids, somebody's got to bow out of this baby makin' thing.

  • @ayefo7800
    @ayefo7800 4 года назад +4

    Hannibal is like all my internal thoughts that I'm too scared to say out loud...🤣🤣🤣

  • @javelinnia3203
    @javelinnia3203 4 года назад +11

    Okay lately I watch Hannibal (thriller show) and some comedy. RUclips algorithms caught the vibe

  • @JoeNathan42420
    @JoeNathan42420 4 года назад +33

    Low key. I think Hannibal, wants a baby.🤔😂

  • @sarahnipper5327
    @sarahnipper5327 4 года назад +2

    The first one seems like it's got something on it....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Amburmist
    @Amburmist 4 года назад +1

    Anyone else can't take their eyes off the one long rogue hair attached to the left side of his head thats like illuminated by the lights behind him?

  • @sirweebs2914
    @sirweebs2914 4 года назад +1

    ey yo is that the dude from "catch me"? nice.

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 2 года назад +2

    "Hookers for my sense of nurturing". Exactly! They should rent kids out. If society can come together and make sure only good people are the customers I think it'll really benefit everyone involved to have kids but only as like rentals. Some people might opt out, some might get their desire to have kids even more reinforced. Society really needs a "try-it-before-you-buy-it" equivalent of having kids.

  • @nietzschesmuse
    @nietzschesmuse 3 года назад

    His face it is funny in itself.

  • @thomaswayne2076
    @thomaswayne2076 3 года назад +3

    When you think of the way culture talks about the guy “that tatted out Bill Cosby”
    And then you see Hannibal Buress
    You don’t see the same people

  • @jameshill2450
    @jameshill2450 4 года назад +16

    What if it's one pair of identical twins and then a fraternal triplet added in?

    • @ItsJustValHere
      @ItsJustValHere 4 года назад +2

      Same shit. My cousins are supposedly fraternal triplets and it's a nightmare. They are starting puberty and holy SHIT.

    • @love55ickbeat5
      @love55ickbeat5 4 года назад +1

      Still gotta deal with the nightmarish car sear situation doe

    • @Silduril
      @Silduril 4 года назад +1

      easy, one twin's gotta go. didn't you hear the man? he wants balance!

  • @whiskeycrusaderwill8699
    @whiskeycrusaderwill8699 3 года назад

    I'm laughing so damn hard over here

  • @grantdavis692
    @grantdavis692 3 года назад +1

    They quoted him wrong in the thumbnail

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 2 года назад

    So good

  • @ComedianNemaKatt
    @ComedianNemaKatt 3 года назад +2

    Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂 #Genius

  • @Loungemermaid
    @Loungemermaid 4 года назад +7

    Three of the same baby

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @noblevictory2200
    @noblevictory2200 4 года назад +1

    So funny! 👍🤣

  • @perejoyce4756
    @perejoyce4756 4 года назад +7

    Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liberatedilla
      @liberatedilla 4 года назад +1

      Right 😂

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад +1

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  • @boimesa8190
    @boimesa8190 4 года назад +3

    Which special is this?

  • @VodkaandOJ
    @VodkaandOJ 3 года назад

    That was awesome

  • @indigotheindieghost7214
    @indigotheindieghost7214 3 года назад

    3:03 HOOAH

  • @jordanbryant7633
    @jordanbryant7633 3 года назад

    He look like mill house when he takes his glasses off

  • @jackjaworski5446
    @jackjaworski5446 3 года назад

    This is why I want to be an uncle

  • @tolloromassi99
    @tolloromassi99 2 года назад

    4:30 This story is GarBaaaGe!! 😂😂😂

  • @rumpelja4922
    @rumpelja4922 3 года назад

    I need to bring my hairline back like Hannibal.

  • @nimrankhangidwani4285
    @nimrankhangidwani4285 2 года назад

    Gar Barg LMAO

  • @flaco2961.w
    @flaco2961.w 2 года назад

    Weh, i takut gila, Anything happen chat i guna ni. Love U all.

  • @ramsesabundiz
    @ramsesabundiz 3 года назад

    I’m just waiting for Comedy Camisado 2.

  • @TheCountOfTuscany1318
    @TheCountOfTuscany1318 3 года назад

    This man needs to be goated

  • @drewgonzo6578
    @drewgonzo6578 3 года назад

    Funny AF

  • @Flipitmixit
    @Flipitmixit 3 года назад

    THIS AINT TEXAS HOLLUM 😂😂

  • @ThePamelator
    @ThePamelator Год назад

    His comedy makes me feel like everything is alright. I know you know what I mean

  • @grandplat3462
    @grandplat3462 2 года назад +1

    Hannibal is the guy that says loads of messed up sh and people laugh but when you just say anything that includes controversy, the same people attack you

    • @epigaulus1219
      @epigaulus1219 2 года назад +1

      it's because he is funny and you are less so

    • @grandplat3462
      @grandplat3462 2 года назад

      @@epigaulus1219 ye he is funny, I feel like ur attacking me tho

  • @corndogrequiem1728
    @corndogrequiem1728 4 года назад +3

    I'd adopt a Hannibal baby! I'm sure that kid could give me some laughs.

    • @quarantube9200
      @quarantube9200 4 года назад

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  • @davidich3537
    @davidich3537 3 года назад

    This Guy who does the chicken sound with two Pen stuck on ears????

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT 3 года назад +2

    Hannibal thinks penguins are a fish or evolved from fish and seals..... 🤔

  • @lwandontshanga8769
    @lwandontshanga8769 2 года назад

    Sweet

  • @mynjaa1500
    @mynjaa1500 4 года назад

    falling in reverse

  • @The_SOB_II
    @The_SOB_II 3 года назад +2

    This audience SUCKED! I was howling the whole time, they were like "ha ha hee hee lol :*"

  • @theandroidgamer2001
    @theandroidgamer2001 3 года назад

    Like how he said gar-bahj

  • @thisgame2
    @thisgame2 4 года назад +1

    MOST MILLENIALS NEVER SAW A NEWS PAPER MACHINE

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 4 года назад

      @cockstrong3333millenials maybe before they were teens. They started phasing out in late 90s along w payphones

    • @judestinks
      @judestinks 3 года назад

      @@thisgame2 I’m gen z and I know what this is though

  • @gibberandrishtv8154
    @gibberandrishtv8154 4 года назад +2

    I want no kids. Actually did a video on the same.

  • @dickenssayshi
    @dickenssayshi 4 года назад +1

    You have chill and then you hannibal

  • @ariose9961
    @ariose9961 3 года назад

    Only person here who’s making it to the NBA is the ref

  • @xandbfkdbbf6599
    @xandbfkdbbf6599 3 года назад

    My lord this man is high

  • @maxcheese382
    @maxcheese382 3 года назад

    I’m so confused I can’t find this shit on Netflix lol

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 4 года назад +4

    I don’t support the Ray-Ban company.

  • @frankviator8315
    @frankviator8315 3 года назад +1

    And he used "boring story," how patriice did on women.

  • @thelokifiles
    @thelokifiles 4 года назад +3

    Hannibal f'n rocks. He destroyed Cosby.

  • @oscarwebb2108
    @oscarwebb2108 3 года назад

    16-8 final score in a bball game, sounds better then the WNBA...

  • @alexpreston6178
    @alexpreston6178 4 года назад +3

    Very quiet croud following some jokes

  • @VocallyYours3
    @VocallyYours3 4 года назад +1

    I’ve never taken him serious for some odd reason...🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @onethree6002
      @onethree6002 3 года назад

      Im suprised your gave can take anything seriouse walking around with that butt for a face

  • @TheVeganButcher
    @TheVeganButcher 4 года назад +3

    Ok polisha

  • @tyronefrye4706
    @tyronefrye4706 4 года назад +1

    He is funny he aint lie no cap stay safe out here checkout The Main Squeeze🙏

  • @oliviaarenburgh9205
    @oliviaarenburgh9205 4 года назад

    flat earth

  • @1SUNGODELBASIR
    @1SUNGODELBASIR 2 года назад

    He's 🌽 Corny.

  • @gregorymeltzer1216
    @gregorymeltzer1216 3 года назад

    This is weak.

  • @butchreed5764
    @butchreed5764 3 года назад

    This dude doesn’t make me laugh at all. Never liked his style of comedy if that’s what you wanna call it. Don’t think he’s get laughs in a black crowd not as much as bill burr or Gary Owen. He probably crushes it in front of white crowds tho.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 года назад

      Maybe bc he's not edgy and snarky like those other guys

  • @skineyemin4276
    @skineyemin4276 3 года назад

    This dude is just not funny. I don't get it.

  • @martinelich6138
    @martinelich6138 3 года назад

    The abashed addition excitingly ruin because start neuropathologically bruise excluding a tight kayak. sharp, wry view

  • @ayo3able
    @ayo3able 4 года назад +1

    Fake laughs

  • @ebaybasuki
    @ebaybasuki 4 года назад

    Not sure, but i didn't laugh even once... Too much Internet

  • @ec550
    @ec550 4 года назад +2

    this was so boring

  • @andreas956
    @andreas956 4 года назад

    Mr cringe. He is do bad.

  • @guillermoletsworkitout3522
    @guillermoletsworkitout3522 4 года назад

    He isn't funny