All the advantages of being a deadbeat dad, but none of the judgment. In fact u get praised and loved for popping up every now n again with gifts and/or fun.
"'Cause absence makes the heart grow fonder." Wow, that's so true, man... And that applies to every kind of relationship (in my opinion). He's not just funny, Hannibal is also very down to earth and a really wise guy.
Edrine true. But compared to other comedians, you can tell they are thinking the order of their jokes or waiting for laughter to die out. Hannibal is different..he doesn't look rehearsed at all for me
I love being an uncle. Besides, there's already over 8 billion people on this planet. How many more do we need? I have 8 brothers and 4 sisters and only 4 of us don't have kids, somebody's got to bow out of this baby makin' thing.
"Hookers for my sense of nurturing". Exactly! They should rent kids out. If society can come together and make sure only good people are the customers I think it'll really benefit everyone involved to have kids but only as like rentals. Some people might opt out, some might get their desire to have kids even more reinforced. Society really needs a "try-it-before-you-buy-it" equivalent of having kids.
Hannibal is the guy that says loads of messed up sh and people laugh but when you just say anything that includes controversy, the same people attack you
This dude doesn’t make me laugh at all. Never liked his style of comedy if that’s what you wanna call it. Don’t think he’s get laughs in a black crowd not as much as bill burr or Gary Owen. He probably crushes it in front of white crowds tho.
Uncle is the best title, you get all the advantages of being a deadbeat dad and none of the disadvantages.
I'm an uncle n I approve this message
This is hilarious
literally u come over a couple times a year follow none of the rules and leave again
All the advantages of being a deadbeat dad, but none of the judgment. In fact u get praised and loved for popping up every now n again with gifts and/or fun.
As an only child, fuck y'all and the boat you rode on
Hannibal is a low-key goat, He's real chill about it
Relax
He be chillin. Same way in all the film cameo he's in
Goat meaning goat worshiping, eldest son sacrificing freak. He admits it entirely as I'm listening to em. 😂
@@frankviator8315 what are you talking about
Clarice didn’t think he was so chill. Js 🤫🤐🐑🐑
He should fuse with Bill Burr to create Hanni-Bill Burr-ess
The fuck? 😂🤣🙃
I like how your brain works
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Nice
Even with that amount of likes, this comment is so under appreciated lol
What I like about this dude is how he - even though he looks like he's about to fall asleep any second - just murders the room with his sleepy wits...
'Hookers for my sense of nurturing'😂😂..Perfectly put😂😂👏
As the first born of triplets, I have never felt more personally attacked. Also yes, I agree.
Do you have something on you?
@@keysandcoffees9441 2 twins? how do you think triplets work
Hey, you don't know if there was a 4th sibling before you? XD
Dudes right tho. A lot of kids needa work on their story telling
Tom seguras got a good joke about that
Most adults' stories need work too. And, almost *all* women's stories need a _complete_ re-write.
QuarantubE, my man, please, cool it.
@@Gr8Layks this
I do the same with the McDonald's cup lids. I only pick from the middle. Cus I feel like somethings on the top one
Go fuck your self!!!! Go fuck your self!!!!!!
@@nicholasjamesrobertkennedy umm ok bud
They are mc Donald's cups they always have stuff on them
This ain’t Texas Holdem 🤣🤣🤣
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"'Cause absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Wow, that's so true, man... And that applies to every kind of relationship (in my opinion). He's not just funny, Hannibal is also very down to earth and a really wise guy.
The newspaper joke killed me!
When he pauses to think, I feel he makes jokes on the spot..?
Or maybe he pauses to remember what to say next? Idk
Edrine true. But compared to other comedians, you can tell they are thinking the order of their jokes or waiting for laughter to die out. Hannibal is different..he doesn't look rehearsed at all for me
Nah it's just his comedy style
I think it's just how he performs... hes unique about it, like Norm MacDonald.
Do you!
Three.of.the.same.baby. I love this guy.
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Hannibal Is a true comedian so effortless my God you are definitely one for the ages ❤️❤️😃
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If it rhymes it must be true
Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass!
Hannibal Burress is a treasure. That's really what I came here to say 🎙
'Give the first one away cause it seems like it got something on it'. That is one nasty bite! I like it.
"He's heartless!" LMAO
Quick shout out....
To Christina Applegate
To Christina applegate
I always hoped that my future kids would be twins or triplets because it’s not fun playing by yourself...
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Or just space em out 1-2 years
But if they're triplets, they would still kinda be playing by themselves...
Didn’t see that coming 😂😂🤣
Anyone else amazed Hannibal still reads newspapers?
Give Hannibal another special!!!
I always take whatever food item is 1 or 2 back on the shelf at every store and always have. None of that front shit
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I love being an uncle. Besides, there's already over 8 billion people on this planet. How many more do we need? I have 8 brothers and 4 sisters and only 4 of us don't have kids, somebody's got to bow out of this baby makin' thing.
I relate to that Niece/Nephew part a Little toooo much xD
1:15 in & I'm already LMFAO.....don't want 3 of the same baby, man😂😂Her body, her choice...😆👍👏🙌😂😂😂😂
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Low key. I think Hannibal, wants a baby.🤔😂
If you have never seen this man live, you are missing out!
"Hookers for my sense of nurturing". Exactly! They should rent kids out. If society can come together and make sure only good people are the customers I think it'll really benefit everyone involved to have kids but only as like rentals. Some people might opt out, some might get their desire to have kids even more reinforced. Society really needs a "try-it-before-you-buy-it" equivalent of having kids.
Okay lately I watch Hannibal (thriller show) and some comedy. RUclips algorithms caught the vibe
So good
Hannibal is like all my internal thoughts that I'm too scared to say out loud...🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else can't take their eyes off the one long rogue hair attached to the left side of his head thats like illuminated by the lights behind him?
Which special is this?
Comedy Camisado
The first one seems like it's got something on it....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His face it is funny in itself.
ey yo is that the dude from "catch me"? nice.
When you think of the way culture talks about the guy “that tatted out Bill Cosby”
And then you see Hannibal Buress
You don’t see the same people
4:30 This story is GarBaaaGe!! 😂😂😂
I'm laughing so damn hard over here
Weh, i takut gila, Anything happen chat i guna ni. Love U all.
So funny! 👍🤣
What if it's one pair of identical twins and then a fraternal triplet added in?
Same shit. My cousins are supposedly fraternal triplets and it's a nightmare. They are starting puberty and holy SHIT.
Still gotta deal with the nightmarish car sear situation doe
easy, one twin's gotta go. didn't you hear the man? he wants balance!
That was awesome
They quoted him wrong in the thumbnail
This is why I want to be an uncle
I need to bring my hairline back like Hannibal.
Three of the same baby
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This man needs to be goated
Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right 😂
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Gar Barg LMAO
3:03 HOOAH
I’m just waiting for Comedy Camisado 2.
His comedy makes me feel like everything is alright. I know you know what I mean
Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂 #Genius
He look like mill house when he takes his glasses off
THIS AINT TEXAS HOLLUM 😂😂
Hannibal thinks penguins are a fish or evolved from fish and seals..... 🤔
Sweet
Hannibal is the guy that says loads of messed up sh and people laugh but when you just say anything that includes controversy, the same people attack you
it's because he is funny and you are less so
@@epigaulus1219 ye he is funny, I feel like ur attacking me tho
This audience SUCKED! I was howling the whole time, they were like "ha ha hee hee lol :*"
Like how he said gar-bahj
falling in reverse
I want no kids. Actually did a video on the same.
This Guy who does the chicken sound with two Pen stuck on ears????
Only person here who’s making it to the NBA is the ref
I'd adopt a Hannibal baby! I'm sure that kid could give me some laughs.
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My lord this man is high
I don’t support the Ray-Ban company.
And he used "boring story," how patriice did on women.
I’m so confused I can’t find this shit on Netflix lol
MOST MILLENIALS NEVER SAW A NEWS PAPER MACHINE
@cockstrong3333millenials maybe before they were teens. They started phasing out in late 90s along w payphones
@@thisgame2 I’m gen z and I know what this is though
He is funny he aint lie no cap stay safe out here checkout The Main Squeeze🙏
Hannibal f'n rocks. He destroyed Cosby.
Very quiet croud following some jokes
Ok polisha
flat earth
16-8 final score in a bball game, sounds better then the WNBA...
I’ve never taken him serious for some odd reason...🤷🏽♂️
Im suprised your gave can take anything seriouse walking around with that butt for a face
He's 🌽 Corny.
This is weak.
This dude is just not funny. I don't get it.
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Bruh
This dude doesn’t make me laugh at all. Never liked his style of comedy if that’s what you wanna call it. Don’t think he’s get laughs in a black crowd not as much as bill burr or Gary Owen. He probably crushes it in front of white crowds tho.
Maybe bc he's not edgy and snarky like those other guys
Fake laughs
Not sure, but i didn't laugh even once... Too much Internet
this was so boring
Mr cringe. He is do bad.
He isn't funny
Funny AF