15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups | Netflix is a Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 Год назад +232

    My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

    • @wiscogirl81
      @wiscogirl81 Год назад +6

      Mine was Valentines Day 2013! Cheers 🍻

    • @annak6537
      @annak6537 Год назад +3

      Is it really that bad? I’ve avoided it like the plague because I grew up with two dysfunctional adult children and none of it seemed good enough for me to repeat. I am even more taken aback by how many unhappily married people there are. I wonder what the happily married ones know that the rest do not..?

    • @altsam9
      @altsam9 Год назад

      ​@@annak6537I know a lot couples who have been married for +20 years and don't plan on divorcing but they're not happy AT ALL.
      The secret for these couples that never divorce is that one of them (in most cases the woman) has a very low self-esteem and 0 self respect and ends up forgetting multiple times the cheating, the emotional abuse and sometimes even physical abuse.

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Год назад +2

      My ex asked me for a divorce on Valentine’s Day and then later married on Valentine’s Day. I always wonder if they are still married…😏

    • @akrobatik7154
      @akrobatik7154 Год назад +2

      @@annak6537 that's easy! Never stop having sex regularly.

  • @steamboatbill4
    @steamboatbill4 8 месяцев назад +46

    lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

    • @TheodoreDeZorzi
      @TheodoreDeZorzi 4 месяца назад

      Better to be alone than annoyed

    • @jacole1234
      @jacole1234 Месяц назад +1

      Mate... onwards and upwards!

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 Год назад +205

    Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “
    Perfection

  • @Rin-ig3ci
    @Rin-ig3ci 11 месяцев назад +123

    ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage.
    You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner.
    There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

    • @JD-dh7bk
      @JD-dh7bk 11 месяцев назад +6

      The young adults today want and expect too much. They think they are special. Everybody thinks they're special. And the right person for them will know how special they are and fill all the voids in their lives..
      But the problem is NO ONE IS SPECIAL. And everyone needs to climb down from their high horse. And be realistic. We are all flawed. No one will 100% perfect be for anyone. And people need to willing to work on their marriage rather than running to divorce the second it gets hard. Marriage ebbs and flows.
      People today overthink over analyze relationships. It's ridiculous.
      I knew the second I saw my husband he was it for me. 2 weeks of dating we got engaged. 3 months later we got married. In March we will celebrate 28years of marriage. No our marriage isn't perfect. But he is the RIGHT person for me.
      *We met at a friend's house. dating apps weren't a thing. They shouldn't be a thing now.

    • @user-qn8hk7yx1z
      @user-qn8hk7yx1z 11 месяцев назад +3

      its working together and building each other up not going behinde someone and saying it to everyone and they lie and u lie and screw other people

    • @blutygergaming8789
      @blutygergaming8789 11 месяцев назад

      ​@JD-dh7bk Watch out, the Alphabet Soup Group will be burning your house down if they can figure out how to use a lighter

    • @JD-dh7bk
      @JD-dh7bk 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@blutygergaming8789 I don't know who the alphabet soup group is but I'm not worried. Lol

    • @blutygergaming8789
      @blutygergaming8789 11 месяцев назад

      @JD-dh7bk It's LGBTQ- whatever other letters they come up with

  • @annjohnson8437
    @annjohnson8437 Год назад +77

    OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 Год назад +126

    I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

    • @dukeduke2790
      @dukeduke2790 4 месяца назад

      cmon ladies someone reply to him..🤦🏻😂

    • @Moose92411
      @Moose92411 4 месяца назад +2

      @@dukeduke2790 I don't need a reply to feel what I feel.

    • @benjaminwelkens8118
      @benjaminwelkens8118 4 месяца назад

      I apologize for the audacity. But I'm guessing that your mother won custody

  • @robinkrieger8003
    @robinkrieger8003 8 месяцев назад +25

    The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

  • @edithmr21o
    @edithmr21o Год назад +111

    That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

    • @ajneill9640
      @ajneill9640 26 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂 For real she cracks me up

  • @starwolf99
    @starwolf99 9 месяцев назад +12

    I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce.
    The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

    • @phyllissowhat
      @phyllissowhat 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t EVER date someone going through a divorce. Why would you do THAT?

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@phyllissowhat it worked. One of them became my wife of now 17 years.

    • @phyllissowhat
      @phyllissowhat 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@starwolf99 awww. I’m sorry I sounded cynical. I’m happy for you. Here’s to many more years…

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@phyllissowhat thank you. It's cool. I will say this: you learn what NOT to do in a relationship by dating divorcees.

    • @starwolf99
      @starwolf99 6 месяцев назад +4

      @phyllissowhat also, I get to have this little inside joke: "Let the record show she didn't marry an idiot...the second time around."

  • @marycline4802
    @marycline4802 10 месяцев назад +32

    I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

    • @Dyamond-iw5jp
      @Dyamond-iw5jp 5 месяцев назад

      Ain't no shame in that game😊, I'm sure we all done something that we never thought we would. ( I.E. get divorced 😅) Whichever way you go more power to you.🎉❤🇺🇲✊🏿(Power to ALL the people)

    • @Gotoworkkk
      @Gotoworkkk 22 дня назад +1

      Don’t do it!

  • @hillary1161
    @hillary1161 Год назад +38

    Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

    • @en2336
      @en2336 Год назад +14

      see I NEVER understood why men say that women initiate divorce 70% of the time like it's a knock on women...when it's just common sense that those women were treating their men right which is why the men didn't want to divorce, but the MEN weren't treating their wives right so the wives became unhappy...if women weren't treating the men right then more men would want divorces instead...

    • @metsfanal
      @metsfanal Год назад

      @@en2336 Lesbians get divorced at twice the rate as male-female marriages. And they give the same reasons that they blame men for: cheating, one person doing all the work, the other not paying attention to them. Seems to me women very much want to get married, they just don't want to be married.

    • @hillary1161
      @hillary1161 Год назад +1

      @@en2336 ahhhh. Thank you for the nice reply. I'm sure I came off a bit blunt and angst. If you are being sarcastic, then cool, do you.

    • @tarsschley5771
      @tarsschley5771 10 месяцев назад +2

      Or they D.V. us.

    • @HemantKumar-id3jg
      @HemantKumar-id3jg 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@en2336 Treating them right 😂😂.
      No, it's because there isn't any incentive for men to divorce unlike women. Most Women globally (regardless of their income level) marry guys who earn more than them (That's a verifiable stat). A divorce would be a financial suicide for many guys so despite being miserable their incentive is to stay married. It's that simple.
      Your conclusion is as stupid as saying that women were happier in marriages a century ago because the divorce rates were lower. If they weren't being treated right, they would've initiated divorce more.
      That 70% stat just proves that women are much much more likely to end a marriage, which is true.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan Год назад +46

    Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

    • @cindyhill4864
      @cindyhill4864 Год назад +2

      She has a few, love her

    • @dumaskhan
      @dumaskhan Год назад

      @@cindyhill4864 I first saw her on Dry bar, she is a hoot!

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 2 месяца назад +2

    There was an interesting divorce notice in our local paper several years ago. This woman was somehow married to three men in the same family at the same time. It went something like, "Sam Stevens and Edgar Stevens have both filed for divorce against Rebecca Stevens after finding out she is still currently married to John Stevens."

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

  • @Im_who_made_you_life
    @Im_who_made_you_life Год назад +94

    Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 Год назад +1

      My ex husband did that on a bus in Philly, it woke him up and the girl next to him goes 'DAMN WHITE BOY!' 😂

  • @trudy285
    @trudy285 Год назад +61

    I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

    • @prakritisardana118
      @prakritisardana118 Год назад

      Change how?

    • @trudy285
      @trudy285 Год назад +3

      @@prakritisardana118 Brightest Blessings to you. ☺️✌️

    • @adeho789
      @adeho789 Год назад +6

      Congratulations! 22 years after 22 years... Awesome you discovered this special occasion in time! May you be blessed with love! ❤

    • @trudy285
      @trudy285 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@adeho789 Thanks! 👍

  • @joannajung9279
    @joannajung9279 Год назад +96

    I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

    • @jccaine7522
      @jccaine7522 10 месяцев назад +21

      But then how could they start a new family and completely forget about their current children? /s

    • @alexlondynn4440
      @alexlondynn4440 10 месяцев назад

      @@jccaine7522this is an underrated comment

    • @HemantKumar-id3jg
      @HemantKumar-id3jg 9 месяцев назад

      They just aren't attractive. Weird somebody has to point that out.
      Sexual attraction doesn't work that way. Your iron clad solution might as well be- date other guys. Both make just as much sense.

    • @brandonlantier
      @brandonlantier 7 месяцев назад

      You should tell the cougars out here the same thing, Ive seen some creepy ass old men but when women do it its just downright degrading lol.

    • @silverlining1379
      @silverlining1379 3 месяца назад

      @@jccaine7522😂

  • @reiver569
    @reiver569 5 месяцев назад +16

    I’ve eaten a lot of Jello too, and I’d eat it all again.

  • @annmarieknapp
    @annmarieknapp Год назад +414

    Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 Год назад +57

      35 years, here. I look around at couples and think "why?" Such an awful lot of compromise and drama for so little return." I can see why men want to marry. Even in 2023 they still get the whole deal: cook, maid, therapist, mommy. But women? No way.....we get the crap end of the deal almost every time. It's a TRAP that women are conditioned to want to fall into. The way you phrased it was perfect: Independence Day.
      🎉😅

    • @wiscogirl81
      @wiscogirl81 Год назад +26

      My 10 year divorceaversary is coming up!!!
      Cheers 🍻

    • @RocLobo358
      @RocLobo358 Год назад +14

      I'm glad you're happy and got out of a situation that was causing pain

    • @jamaljames3910
      @jamaljames3910 11 месяцев назад

      Yall trippinl.. if you ever meet a good man. You'll see what I mean... women are Bad pickers.

    • @kdbee6086
      @kdbee6086 11 месяцев назад +13

      Last thing in the world I want is another old goat to take care of!

  • @PearlsandRoses
    @PearlsandRoses 3 месяца назад +3

    “…and now our 🎶reputation is diiiiiiF’RENT!!”😂😂😂😂

  • @molefeII
    @molefeII Год назад +8

    So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

  • @kendallstark4302
    @kendallstark4302 Год назад +18

    Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

  • @cehaver
    @cehaver Год назад +24

    These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

    • @LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy
      @LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy Год назад +12

      Kind of terrifying that you’re a therapist but felt the need to Karen underneath a comedy compilation.

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zydude, does Karen mean anything anymore? They’re literally just sharing a benign opinion.

  • @isaacbonner9856
    @isaacbonner9856 13 дней назад +1

    The lady with the flower dress, OMG she was hilarious

  • @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039
    @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 Год назад +102

    I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 Год назад +53

    8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

    • @samanthaswade7053
      @samanthaswade7053 Год назад +1

      This is very much an individual opinion. Everyone is different. BTW, I would never gamble

  • @edsmith2562
    @edsmith2562 Год назад +59

    I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

  • @mokneek82
    @mokneek82 Год назад +44

    Chelsea fucking nailed it.

  • @107uptown
    @107uptown 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 Год назад +14

    I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 Год назад +2

      Lucky! Especially Nate and Kathleen.

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 11 месяцев назад

      @@lisaahmari7199
      Two weeks ago we saw Jim Gaffigan and I was kinda let down by him. The opener was actually better. A comedian by the name of Ted Alexandro, very funny guy.

  • @amyjeanbelk7561
    @amyjeanbelk7561 11 месяцев назад +20

    $1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

  • @NaturalHealingAlchemist
    @NaturalHealingAlchemist 10 месяцев назад +2

    🪩4:47😂 Me🙋🏻‍♀️I can dance but, I can’t do math 🧮 to save my life!🤣

  • @tarsschley5771
    @tarsschley5771 10 месяцев назад +10

    I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses.
    Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 Год назад +4

    Tom Pappa absolutely true.

  • @torrisali2082
    @torrisali2082 Год назад +56

    it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

    • @janematthews9087
      @janematthews9087 Год назад +12

      Welcome to the secret of why people want to go to colleges: That piece of paper you spent 4 years studying doesn't matter so much as your drinking buddy you spent your weekends with in the frat house.
      The paper is a nice decoration for your parent's house, though.

    • @Amythstwish
      @Amythstwish Год назад

      Do you have recommendations?

    • @lcatherineb5396
      @lcatherineb5396 Год назад

      @torrisali2082 is ur pic Thundercats???

    • @torrisali2082
      @torrisali2082 Год назад

      @@lcatherineb5396 ​ @lcatherineb5396 Yes it is. Thanks for noticing. LAVELLE CRAWFORD (side eye @Amythstwish), One of the comedians I saw as a kid and followed joked about it.

  • @MarissaBookiebabe89072
    @MarissaBookiebabe89072 Месяц назад +2

    Leanne Morgan, Anyone know where her dress is from? I love it!!!

  • @shikshakshokwithjuliana
    @shikshakshokwithjuliana Год назад +34

    I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

  • @helengorton894
    @helengorton894 4 месяца назад +3

    My father left when l was 7. My mother told me he was on a
    business trip. I didn't see him again for 5 years. Mind you l was born in 1946. Nobody explained anything in those days.😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marykay7878
      @marykay7878 2 дня назад

      Omfg this is so tragic but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 like what the actual f were adults thinking back then 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @soflyedits322
    @soflyedits322 Месяц назад

    LMFAO @15:11 - 'you don't marry hot, you marry strong' is a profound statement alone but tom papa follows it with 'you don't want a supermodel, you want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch' hilarious !! 💀

  • @GeorgeCostanza-n1o
    @GeorgeCostanza-n1o Год назад +32

    Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

  • @ladyastralis
    @ladyastralis Месяц назад

    “You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch.” Perfect.

  • @lukepurser3432
    @lukepurser3432 29 дней назад +3

    Thumbnail lies, the o ly john Mullaney u get is 2 seconds at the beginning

  • @ankahbello1327
    @ankahbello1327 Год назад +228

    Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

    • @shanpayne44
      @shanpayne44 Год назад +30

      And how many of the divorce statistics are repeat offenders?

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 Год назад +99

      Hey. Just wanted to remind you…this is a comedy compilation, not a TedTalk on divorce/marriage. Not necessary to take it quite so seriously. It’s purely anecdotal, you know?

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Год назад +1

      ​@@shanpayne44this. I have a relative who is on marriage number five. No judgement on that person, they finally found a good fit! I just mean, that absolutely skews the statistics. That relative has two siblings who have each been married to their first spouses for decades.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Год назад +22

      ​@@jenniferpatterson4964But currently, there's a big cultural push to encourage young people to think both marriage and parenting are horrible to the point of being an impossible hell. They're not for everyone, and they both require work,
      But done right, both are some of the most joyful things in life.

    • @kevintinzy7335
      @kevintinzy7335 Год назад +11

      ​@@jenniferpatterson4964you already said what I was about to say. Right On. Some people don't know when to laugh.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Год назад +6

    tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk Год назад +57

    Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc Год назад +9

      Dating. Tried it. I was a buff woman. I started a Meetup singles gp. I lifted weights, blonde, smiley. Men u get…recovering alcoholics, power men who retired but still wants the power, man ruled by his adult kids, and on. The power guy met me at loc only to chg loc to where the staff knew him by name. He cried by the end of the night aft two beers. I gave up. I did set get two couples finding each other. One broke up.

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 Год назад +4

      My husband left after 7yrs when I was 27. We had 3 boys. Then I met someone else at 34 and had a 4th boy but after we got engaged he killed himself. I'm a figure model and finding a good guy like my fiance was is NOT POSSIBLE. Dating is for the frickin birds. I wish you many more happy years together!

    • @barbaramason3145
      @barbaramason3145 Год назад

      Too funny 😂

    • @barbaramason3145
      @barbaramason3145 Год назад

      ​@@roadlesstraveled34bless your heart 😢

    • @cehaver
      @cehaver Год назад +1

      Someone will always want to see you naked, beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes❤. However dating is dumb at our age. I honestly just date casually after my 17 year relationship ended over wanting kids. It was amicable. I don’t really want another man being central in my life.

  • @DanaGoldbergMD
    @DanaGoldbergMD 3 месяца назад +1

    I loved all of it but was so confused by iliza’s pants. 😂

  • @Katherinemeade820
    @Katherinemeade820 15 дней назад

    This hit hard! 🤣

  • @dilciaenid57
    @dilciaenid57 Год назад +26

    On like Donkey Kong

  • @whoaskedforthisbs
    @whoaskedforthisbs Год назад +4

    7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

  • @artparty222murphy9
    @artparty222murphy9 Год назад +5

    Lateral move . 😢😂

  • @hillary1161
    @hillary1161 Год назад +5

    Jo koy nailed it

  • @thepinkBra1
    @thepinkBra1 Год назад +16

    When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

  • @ChantalOfTheNorth
    @ChantalOfTheNorth 28 дней назад

    I divorced and got remarried. My spouse and I have both declared that, if we don't work out long term, neither of us wants to do this again lol. Like we did the work to build something from ground up and we did a damn good job. But never again lol. If something happens and we end up splitting, my bestie and I are going to live together and have dogs lol.

  • @geomonabe
    @geomonabe 6 месяцев назад

    Last guy nailed it.

  • @jacktequila1148
    @jacktequila1148 Год назад +15

    WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

    • @800pgm
      @800pgm Год назад +12

      It's Leanne Morgan! We love her!

    • @francobenevento7598
      @francobenevento7598 7 месяцев назад +1

      The only non funny person of the group.

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@800pgmthank you!

  • @DanaC-ne7bc
    @DanaC-ne7bc 11 месяцев назад +2

    Just hilarious

  • @MervilleJr
    @MervilleJr Год назад +3

    Funny stuff.

  • @nice00017
    @nice00017 11 месяцев назад +2

    Nice ❤

  • @maryd253
    @maryd253 6 месяцев назад +2

    April is great

  • @zanebarrett3728
    @zanebarrett3728 Год назад +4

    Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

  • @UCanHaveHim
    @UCanHaveHim Месяц назад +1

    The problem starts with moving too fast. Sex within a few months and ignoring the signs hoping things will change is...stupid. Breaking up is inevitable. Just wait for it.

  • @jaimeheard9202
    @jaimeheard9202 Год назад +10

    Jello

  • @NOPE-55515
    @NOPE-55515 Год назад

    @annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

  • @jugsteve
    @jugsteve Год назад +11

    John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

  • @celeste3735
    @celeste3735 Год назад +2

    I was distracted by the pants

  • @3rdWorldGirl93
    @3rdWorldGirl93 29 дней назад

    Coz i don't wanna jiggle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SolisSolaris
    @SolisSolaris 2 месяца назад

    How do you tell the difference between the newness of a relationship wearing off vs falling out of love?

  • @z50king29
    @z50king29 10 месяцев назад +2

    What does the double tap mean?

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Год назад +5

    ~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

    • @Nowthatswhaticallsedona
      @Nowthatswhaticallsedona Год назад +4

      Lolol why you care so much how someone wears there pants
      Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Год назад +1

      @@Nowthatswhaticallsedona Lolol Why do you care so much about a random person's comment?
      Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

    • @Nowthatswhaticallsedona
      @Nowthatswhaticallsedona Год назад

      @@echognomecal6742 I definitely don’t care about anybody’s choice of fashion. You posted the original comment I actually didn’t even notice it until I read your comment. It’s called a response, it’s what you do to public comments on RUclips videos. Starting a dialogue ya know it’s what we do on the internet

  • @dqskymagne2762
    @dqskymagne2762 Месяц назад

    "...and I'm like... and she's like... this really like ... and I'm like ... and she's like ..."

  • @achingaster1199
    @achingaster1199 6 месяцев назад

    I’m either going to laugh or cry in 15 minutes

  • @natalie9884
    @natalie9884 Год назад +4

    "Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards).
    No negative comments please and thank you.

  • @LauPulstar
    @LauPulstar 4 месяца назад +5

    Who Is the 57 year old blonde comedienne? The one that ate the jello

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla Год назад +7

    Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

  • @jessicaphillips763
    @jessicaphillips763 Год назад +1

    On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

  • @shushymcsecret993
    @shushymcsecret993 10 месяцев назад +9

    The older country woman was surprisingly funny

    • @lillyluvsJesus2
      @lillyluvsJesus2 10 месяцев назад +10

      I agree, Leanne Morgan is one of my favorite clean comedians. Her delivery and lines are hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @jacobhertan2680
    @jacobhertan2680 Год назад +8

    Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

  • @samkerr117
    @samkerr117 9 месяцев назад

    Aw the first guy tho

  • @alezandradavila2581
    @alezandradavila2581 4 месяца назад

    Yea

  • @matharobinsonsalami6364
    @matharobinsonsalami6364 Год назад

    😂😂

  • @ksy4747
    @ksy4747 Год назад +3

    Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

    • @MaryBethTeaches
      @MaryBethTeaches Год назад

      I agree. Tom Papa sucks. I can’t even stand to hear his voice: if he is on WWDTM, I will turn it off.

  • @chillndrama
    @chillndrama Год назад +1

    Who is the last guy?

  • @GregFiore
    @GregFiore Год назад +2

    Who’s the woman with the accent?

  • @DJ-sv7xf
    @DJ-sv7xf 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now!
    I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

  • @artparty222murphy9
    @artparty222murphy9 Год назад +2

    Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

  • @brian3895
    @brian3895 3 месяца назад

    I'm sorry, I tried I really tried but black comedians are soooooo much more funny.

  • @amandal8330
    @amandal8330 3 месяца назад +1

    hahaha you looking for maritial sympathy from the ones that never made THAT mistake ???

  • @TerroYoung
    @TerroYoung Год назад

    😢❤

  • @rachelattack
    @rachelattack 24 дня назад

    When does the funny bit start?

  • @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw
    @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw 7 месяцев назад

    We were not together.

  • @PoArquero
    @PoArquero 6 месяцев назад

    Fuckin love ya ɓabe

  • @SeeingSebastian
    @SeeingSebastian Год назад +2

    😅

  • @jflowj
    @jflowj Месяц назад

    Nikki Glaser bad fits cause half her breakups

  • @rilenaveen5695
    @rilenaveen5695 Год назад +4

    Wow. These were painfully unfunny

  • @reginahuber
    @reginahuber Год назад +2

    Which pandemic?

  • @Honoredmatres69
    @Honoredmatres69 6 дней назад

    Whats the point of getting married only to get divorced?? People are idiots

  • @danielebunlomo9593
    @danielebunlomo9593 5 месяцев назад

    if i speak....

  • @ericvidiella7497
    @ericvidiella7497 Год назад +1

    Depressing

  • @minigol91
    @minigol91 2 месяца назад

    The red head was so lame

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 8 месяцев назад

    I don’t believe in marriage. It’s a dog and pony show.