Does this happen to other people, mid way through a RUclips video you just randomly scroll down to the comments, and the top comment is a quote of what is being said in the video at that very moment you scroll down. That literally just happen, and it’s not the first time it’s happen to me. In fact, it happens to me a lot and it’s freaky.
When I worked at a restaurant asking for ID became so automatic I asked a 50 year old police officer in uniform for ID. He looked at me like he was going to kill me.
That's when you go "just doin' my job." Ain't gotta like it, but they gotta respect it. Bonus points if you actually tell them they can't enter without showing you.
why all these lizards getting free lights i pay for my lights i will fry one of your lizards and make a lizard sandwich then flick pickle juice all over it like this 👋
Yeah it’s not young teens trying to be sneaky that most worry about it’s the undercover ABC officers that will cause immediate firing if you fuck up in not asking for someone’s ID. I was told if the ID was EXPIRED you could get fired for serving them. (I still allowed it)
Yeah I worked at the beer store for 8 months and I kinda just did this and didn't ask for id based of my instict but I got hit with secret shopper they call them in canada. I didn't get fired but the store got fined and we all had to a training course and we all were dicks about id for like 2 months
I was standing behind an old man who purchased adult diapers and cigarettes. The cashier ask for I d for the cigarettes. Adult diapers should have been enough I d.
You had to be there to get why it made sense to do it. Pre 9/11...airports were different. You could party there...bring the fam, and wait for someone to get off the plane. When the Avalance won the Standley Cup, every fan drove to the Airport to see them come home.
In a few states it's required by law. Basically, if a place doesn't ask to see ID and gets caught by the state, they could get shut down. So a lot of times it's just people covering their asses.
You know you're getting old af when someone brings up "brunch" and your first thought is "Oh, that sounds like a lovely time." FUCK! I'm getting old. 😭
Dear God, man!! You're like that dastardly Randall Graves in CLERKS! You sold that little kid a box of cigs at the Quik Stop!! OH THE SAVAGERY!! *looks around* so hey man, how much for a Screwdriver? Heavy on the vodka!
I think once you start having back problems and show up at 6PM at bars, no more ID ever!!! My mom brings my brother and his ID cuz "how would I be under 21 with a 34 year old son?'
3 reasons i ID people clearly over 30: 1) it's not just the first interaction that person has with the space, it's the first interaction the space with that person. easiest way to tell if someone is too fucked up to drink is to ask for an ID. 2) most people forget to check the expiration date, so i've been able to save A LOT of shitty interactions by being a helpful reminder. 3) i wanna say liability reasons...but we all know it's to make over 30yr olds sweat a little. sucks getting old, sucks even more if you could manage an ID through your 20's and can't in your 30's.
I hate the same thing. I look like a 20 yo with mad wrinkles in my face (35 for real and used to smoke for 16 years) and they're always asking for my ID. One time I lost it and I hope this translates from finnish: "Bitch, look at these wrinkles in my face, do I look like I was born 17 years ago!?" (In Finland you can buy the grown ups shit when you're 18).
I see what he means but there are such thing as undercover cops. You can be fined hundreds on dollars and you have to go to jail. Still hilarious though.
Dead ass crowd, a shame considering these were some good jokes. Maybe it's the fact that there's like 50 people there max so maybe they can't do that much noise tho idk
Okay, imma preface this with the fact I love Hannibal and his standup. That being said, this joke is obviously made by an out of touch rich person. I've been a server for years. It's just policy to see ID, no matter the age, at a lot of venues. the server could get in serious trouble including being fired, getting fined, or in extreme cases even jail time. Getting upset with someone in the service industry for doing their job is unfair to that person. I've been stiffed on tips by men who got all grumpy I asked for ID and it's stupid. Just whip out the little piece of plastic and move on with your life.
@David Clinging many businesses, including the one I work for, have undercover customers who are scoring you and keeping track of whether or not you uphold the regulations set forth by that establishment. You never know who they are, a 20 year old, or an 85 year old. Failure to ask for ID with this customer could result in immediate termination. The servers or whatever don't like it any more than you do, but again, it's pointless to get mad at the server for just doing their job and not wanting to be fired. If the law upsets you, then complain about that, but the server didn't make the law, they're just doing their job.
@David Clinging i work at Outback Steakhouse. And they're sacking people for not following their rules and regulations. The secret customers I've interacted with that I learned were undercover were both probably 40 or 50.
I'm 27. I was buying a 12 year old whiskey and the lady at the register asked me "18 years?" I said "Hell no, 12". I was afraid she was gonna overcharge me...
"These teenagers are out of control with their raging airport brunches!" was the best line
Oh to be a boy again!
Does this happen to other people, mid way through a RUclips video you just randomly scroll down to the comments, and the top comment is a quote of what is being said in the video at that very moment you scroll down. That literally just happen, and it’s not the first time it’s happen to me. In fact, it happens to me a lot and it’s freaky.
@@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431 heard mentality.. double entendre, double entendre
Tough to see the bitterness, you can barely make out his eyes
nice to see you bro
Right? An m&m looks bigger compared to those eyes.
Hope all is well, bro.
I see you on Greg doucette and every video I see online
He looks the same way Milhouse does when they take their glasses off
You took his joke about himself, and made the joke about him in a comment on a video of him.
Lmao
There's plenty of Hannibal to go around.
😂😂😂
They?
Find it mad how Hannibal has eyebrows but he still looks like he ain’t got none.
I used to think his glasses *were* his eyes.
😂
🤣
It's even funnier when I realized Whoopi Goldberg had no eyebrows but still looked like she did for years
He looks like those old cartoons where when the glasses come off, their big eyes turned into little black dots.
Lemme see ID
Lifts shirt to reveal beer gut
Sad but true. I used to mock my older friends... Now I suffer too.
Christian Bender
Metabolism is a bitch!
These teenagers are out of control with their raging airport brunches! love it
Lol I read this exactly while he said it and I am still weak
“I don’t have a metabolism anymore, everything just stays.” Damn I felt that 😂😂
One day you are drinking bloody marys with your friends at an airport.
Next day you are drinking a 40 in a death basket.
Sadfox Films
[bloodY Marys]
MORPHEUS
i hate you and love you.
The delivery of "I guess you live in Dallas now" made me nearly spit out my drink.
"Bitter and overweight" aptly described me in my late teens and 20s. But then I rarely got ID'd.
When I worked at a restaurant asking for ID became so automatic I asked a 50 year old police officer in uniform for ID. He looked at me like he was going to kill me.
That's when you go "just doin' my job."
Ain't gotta like it, but they gotta respect it. Bonus points if you actually tell them they can't enter without showing you.
Why would u need to show id in a restaurant?
@@poisonaxie2035 It's a mystery
@@poisonaxie2035 when you buy an alcoholic beverage at a restaurant they still ask for ID.
Flicking Pickle Juice On My Sandwiches For Flavor... if ya kno ya kno
Some Random Sauce those lizards aren’t on animal planet or nothin they not even famous lizards
Hannibal is in my top 3 favorite comedians
anyone else do the flicking pickle juice action with they hands😂😂😂
why all these lizards getting free lights i pay for my lights i will fry one of your lizards and make a lizard sandwich then flick pickle juice all over it like this 👋
As a career bartender I can confirm most of this.
The raging brunches?
Yeah it’s not young teens trying to be sneaky that most worry about it’s the undercover ABC officers that will cause immediate firing if you fuck up in not asking for someone’s ID.
I was told if the ID was EXPIRED you could get fired for serving them. (I still allowed it)
Yeah I worked at the beer store for 8 months and I kinda just did this and didn't ask for id based of my instict but I got hit with secret shopper they call them in canada. I didn't get fired but the store got fined and we all had to a training course and we all were dicks about id for like 2 months
Simple explanation: gangster bartenders.
Cause gangstas ask questions.
What what
@@LudaChez thats two questions
What? What?
Hannibal saying ‘look into my eyes’ is a joke in itself.
I was standing behind an old man who purchased adult diapers and cigarettes. The cashier ask for I d for the cigarettes. Adult diapers should have been enough I d.
Naw man, next thing that happens is every kid that hears about it starts buying adult diapers and a 20 of Marlboro Reds..
I low key think the machine wont even work before an id is scanned
It was just a really tall toddler
hannibal always sounds out of breath
Judging by the sweat on his face and that beer gut, he probably is.
@@djacobs9974 right! 🤣
@@maryrosekent8223 lol lose weight chubby
@@maryrosekent8223 all I'm hearing is excuses you fat piece of shit. Who the fuck said anything about relationships anyway?
I don't think Hannibal Buress actually tells jokes. He just says things that inexplicably make you laugh.
I get ID’d at 39...it’s just a power trip.....also, we used to go to the airport and drop Acid...
TheRoyalSun storytime! what was that like??
@@mysteryY2K probably like your profile picture.
You had to be there to get why it made sense to do it.
Pre 9/11...airports were different. You could party there...bring the fam, and wait for someone to get off the plane. When the Avalance won the Standley Cup, every fan drove to the Airport to see them come home.
In a few states it's required by law. Basically, if a place doesn't ask to see ID and gets caught by the state, they could get shut down. So a lot of times it's just people covering their asses.
Bro its not a power trip doods not gonna get himself fired just cause you dont wanna take 30 seconds to pull out yer id
"I don't have a metabolism anymore" that line got me
Man I've heard these joke countless times but they still crack me up😂😂😂
You know you're getting old af when someone brings up "brunch" and your first thought is "Oh, that sounds like a lovely time."
FUCK! I'm getting old. 😭
As a bartender. One of the most common drinks an underage person asks for is bloody mary lol.
Why does Hannibal’s face look like the DC Reflecting Pool?
He looks like the type of guy whose rooms would have rooms
I feel attacked
I guess you live in Dallas now... 😭😭😭
Ah airport brunches. The 90s were a wild time let me tell you!
the dallas bit was gold 😂
Hannibal is one of my favorite comedians.
I believe you
CA$INO GANG
He has a fine sense of irony and whimsy, which is an interesting combination you don’t see much.
He's got a new special called "Miami Nights". It was supposed to premiere at SXSW and then stream on Amazon, but I guess it's been delayed. Wack.
"I don't have a metabolism anymore. Everything just stays!"
Underrated line
Omg ! Your great!!! I'm sharing this with everyone!!! I'm still giggling 🤣
Every time I look at his eyes my eyes get watery
Is this just me?...Okay
He has eyes?
Dude! he got better!
better pace
Where can I find that ending music,
Brilliant!
The man is petty as hell and I'm here for it, cus so am I.
Hannibal is great.
Ok
Ok
Oh do I miss those days!
I've heard the I stands for ID, and D for dentification...
tadaojr Norm
Hannibal jokes about how some places get ridiculous with enforcing policy and the takeaway of some people is what he looks like without his glasses.
😂
I'm 30 and I feel this
Put your glasses back on ... you look like your own impersonator.
He needs to put another special
I guess you live in Dallas now...😂😂
Well now you need a REAL ID on your liscnece or id card to allow you to onto a plane. So. . You called it man
Big Bud
Or your passport.
So good
Great bit 😂
They would not see that bitterness in ur eyes homie, they are barely visible.
Complicated compliments.
I'm 47 and I got carded. Lol
i love how this comment section is full of previous hannibal jokes
ADHJKJD SHIT this was hilarious
hannibal, you are hilarious man
Everybody gangster until you ask for ID
oh hey it’s that famous landlord
Hannibal Buress is one fine comedian.
I was hoping he'd mentiom that he's famous, and you should recognize him without needing ID.
I just realized I never ID’d anyone when I worked at a restaurant
😂 Me and my highschool friends would of made sure to come in while you were on shift
Dear God, man!! You're like that dastardly Randall Graves in CLERKS! You sold that little kid a box of cigs at the Quik Stop!! OH THE SAVAGERY!! *looks around* so hey man, how much for a Screwdriver? Heavy on the vodka!
Lunacyk the fuck. U high or drunk?
im Spiffy chill
@@imspiffy Maaaan, can't you see I'm TRYNA GET drunk?!?
Hannibal man. Fucking hilarious
50 and showing ID at liquor store lmao
I’m offended when I don’t get asked to show a Id lol
He has a very good point lol
Damn, I’m older than Hannibal
Well you look great regardless of your age 😊
Danielle Guzman
And forty years from now you’ll wonder how you got so old so fast. Seriously.
I think once you start having back problems and show up at 6PM at bars, no more ID ever!!! My mom brings my brother and his ID cuz "how would I be under 21 with a 34 year old son?'
He is melting
3 reasons i ID people clearly over 30:
1) it's not just the first interaction that person has with the space, it's the first interaction the space with that person. easiest way to tell if someone is too fucked up to drink is to ask for an ID.
2) most people forget to check the expiration date, so i've been able to save A LOT of shitty interactions by being a helpful reminder.
3) i wanna say liability reasons...but we all know it's to make over 30yr olds sweat a little. sucks getting old, sucks even more if you could manage an ID through your 20's and can't in your 30's.
I hate the same thing. I look like a 20 yo with mad wrinkles in my face (35 for real and used to smoke for 16 years) and they're always asking for my ID. One time I lost it and I hope this translates from finnish: "Bitch, look at these wrinkles in my face, do I look like I was born 17 years ago!?" (In Finland you can buy the grown ups shit when you're 18).
I work at a dispo and EVERYONE gets their id check, you should see some of the boomers reactions when I ask them for their id 😂😂
TheFootballstar5588
Dispo?
Mary Rose Kent cannabis dispensary
TheFootballstar5588
Thanks.
hahahahahaha genius stuff - ID please?!?!??!
He fucking bombed in Edinburgh the whole month.
The outro song sounds a little Danganronpa-ish
My first 2 months of bouncing I checked all I.D then I got the picture lol
I guess you live in Dallas now
Hannibal -
°👄°
I feel the same way. You ask for ID and I just wanna show you my stretch marks...fuqu lady
im 22. being 20 is so young. damn im old.
Morty Smith what
LowryderKid im old :/
Morty Smith 20 is young but 22 is old?
LowryderKid isn’t it?
Morty Smith what's weird is that for you a jump from young to old is a two year difference
I think you need to be at least 30 to tolerate an alcoholic tomato juice 🤢
I see what he means but there are such thing as undercover cops. You can be fined hundreds on dollars and you have to go to jail. Still hilarious though.
Let's give a shoutout to Tony Robbins
Let's give a shout out to Baskin-Robbins
Very, very good set. You can tell Hannibal lives his act. But weeeeaakkk audience. Their reactions were the worse: indifferent....
It might be the microphone set up. Cause it sounds quiet constantly so my guess is the mic set up
When a bartender, server, or casino dealer do not check your ID, they are literally betting their livelihood that you are of age. Just sayin...
The casino dealer should be good as long as they play the odds right.
Dead ass crowd, a shame considering these were some good jokes. Maybe it's the fact that there's like 50 people there max so maybe they can't do that much noise tho idk
Does Hannibal still do comedy? What happened to his podcast?
bruh add GAIN to the fucking output so i don't have to max out my volume knob and still barely hear the fucking content
Took my fake to Toronto from La and drank alc in the airport before going out to Montreal, it’s true asf
HANNIBAL! looks older than me!
Hannibal thicc now
Hannibals got the smallest eyes in the game
tiny eyes. very funny!
Why does he remind me of Abella Danger
Cumbrain
@@poolgoldworldwild2163 cumbrain
Does his eyes have prescription in them. Lol
Locks ItAll
He’s wearing contact lenses, if that’s what you mean.
Funniest comedian with no eyes. John Mulaney is a close 2nd.
Rock Chi town!
Okay, imma preface this with the fact I love Hannibal and his standup. That being said, this joke is obviously made by an out of touch rich person. I've been a server for years. It's just policy to see ID, no matter the age, at a lot of venues. the server could get in serious trouble including being fired, getting fined, or in extreme cases even jail time. Getting upset with someone in the service industry for doing their job is unfair to that person. I've been stiffed on tips by men who got all grumpy I asked for ID and it's stupid. Just whip out the little piece of plastic and move on with your life.
@David Clinging many businesses, including the one I work for, have undercover customers who are scoring you and keeping track of whether or not you uphold the regulations set forth by that establishment. You never know who they are, a 20 year old, or an 85 year old. Failure to ask for ID with this customer could result in immediate termination. The servers or whatever don't like it any more than you do, but again, it's pointless to get mad at the server for just doing their job and not wanting to be fired. If the law upsets you, then complain about that, but the server didn't make the law, they're just doing their job.
@David Clinging i work at Outback Steakhouse. And they're sacking people for not following their rules and regulations. The secret customers I've interacted with that I learned were undercover were both probably 40 or 50.
Bittttxxxhhh. I love it
Joe rogan got a hella of a sunburn
takuache sancho boooo
I no know? But have ticket .
I'm 27. I was buying a 12 year old whiskey and the lady at the register asked me "18 years?"
I said "Hell no, 12". I was afraid she was gonna overcharge me...
His arrest video is funnier then this.