The Acolyte Episode 8 - I HATE THIS SHOW! - Angry Review [Part 1]

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @AirborneLlama97
    @AirborneLlama97 3 месяца назад +2676

    Who would’ve guessed that the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise was that he was included in The Acolyte

    • @animetrashamvs
      @animetrashamvs 3 месяца назад +105

      Truly a greater tragedy does not exist

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 3 месяца назад +172

      "Ironic. He could save others from The Acolyte, but not himself..."

    • @bossked1563
      @bossked1563 3 месяца назад +64

      "It's not a tale the Jedi would tell you. Some say it's because they were covering up their crimes, but in truth it's because for all their flaws, they have much better taste in stories."

    • @necrogon22
      @necrogon22 3 месяца назад +20

      Definetly not a joke that you stole from the Critical Drinker's comment section XD

    • @hulksmash2780
      @hulksmash2780 3 месяца назад +9

      When the show makes the meme Canon it's over😂

  • @adamcfwan17
    @adamcfwan17 3 месяца назад +2281

    "Cover this shit up, we must" - Yoda

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 месяца назад +34

      use death star's EXTERMINATUS

    • @bran1886
      @bran1886 3 месяца назад +87

      Yoda going full Secret Service.

    • @jordangerardpotier
      @jordangerardpotier 3 месяца назад +29

      “Is he talking about the events that spiraled in this show or the show itself.”

    • @adamcfwan17
      @adamcfwan17 3 месяца назад +7

      @@jordangerardpotier Events sadly, but you can interpret it as both lol.

    • @JuiceSimpson
      @JuiceSimpson 3 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-hc6ho
    @JohnDoe-hc6ho 3 месяца назад +326

    “Nothing was badass, just bad or ass”-Jeremy Jahns

  • @iamwill_s_t
    @iamwill_s_t 3 месяца назад +167

    Acolyte one: "Oh, they're red now!"
    Acolyte two: "They're red now?!"
    Acolyte many: "THEY'RE RED NOW"

    • @SuperDecimator
      @SuperDecimator 14 дней назад +1

      Acolyte Money: "Are WE in the red now?"

  • @Elmohoody
    @Elmohoody 3 месяца назад +73

    The fact that Leslie’s wife is an actress in the show is crazy, Disney should actually be asking where the money went.

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 3 месяца назад +5

      Oddly enough she was in Russian Doll too!

    • @DeShawnMcDonald
      @DeShawnMcDonald 3 месяца назад

      Disney will throw money at anything that promotes moral degeneracy as positive while also shitting on everything that is normal and isn't some weird shade of sub human only found in LA and Portland

    • @groovygrover190
      @groovygrover190 3 месяца назад

      Look, if you can't see Disney as an evil corp. by now, you are lost. There are a thousand pieces of evidence

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 6 дней назад

      @@sparkycjs Which Leslie worked on

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 6 дней назад

      @@Autobotmatt428 indeed. What a coincidence 🤣

  • @ManaAdvent
    @ManaAdvent 3 месяца назад +643

    Sol is able to survive Squid Games but can't survive sh*tty Disney Star Wars writing.

    • @nightcity8045
      @nightcity8045 3 месяца назад +12

      lmfaooo

    • @cgdimension
      @cgdimension 3 месяца назад +19

      why did he not just use his force skills on here, the force choke is fine to use on norms but a force user, especially a master can just push back

    • @chestnutmouse6823
      @chestnutmouse6823 3 месяца назад

      Shouldn’t have been a man

    • @ALIENBACKGAMING
      @ALIENBACKGAMING 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eriknewton4656
      @eriknewton4656 3 месяца назад

      to be fair trying to survive shitty star wars wrting is pretty much impossible

  • @jordangerardpotier
    @jordangerardpotier 3 месяца назад +1197

    I think I owe Attack Of The Clones an apology.

    • @denzelrobert
      @denzelrobert 3 месяца назад +96

      Finally, you see the light😊

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman 3 месяца назад +106

      Attack of the Clones was bad. But at least it was within Lucas' vision.

    • @redautobotsoldier3812
      @redautobotsoldier3812 3 месяца назад +17

      No you don't that movie is horrible.

    • @main1033
      @main1033 3 месяца назад +44

      ​@@redautobotsoldier3812It was mediocre

    • @ianakamrsilly123
      @ianakamrsilly123 3 месяца назад +27

      AOTC and TPM are still shit, but not as bad as most Disney Star Wars

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms 3 месяца назад +269

    So Leslie Headlands wife is lying and being corrupt as hell while blaming the victim. I wonder where she got that inspiration 😂

  • @Remedy40370
    @Remedy40370 3 месяца назад +152

    Alex to OJ: How dare you disrespect Leslie's wife.
    Joe: ....what?

    • @Faktor13
      @Faktor13 3 месяца назад +1

      Better not disrispect her, she may turn into black smoke

    • @suezcontours6653
      @suezcontours6653 3 месяца назад +1

      James Gunn hires his brother and wife on his projects. What's your point?

    • @sercero
      @sercero 3 месяца назад +9

      @@suezcontours6653 Nepotism is the point...

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 3 месяца назад

      James Gunns brother and wife can act.​@@suezcontours6653

    • @doroza2lol
      @doroza2lol 3 месяца назад +12

      @@suezcontours6653 "James Gunn hires his brother and wife on his projects. What's your point?" What roles and experience. Like im not sure what projects you are talking about Sean Gunn, that guy is seasoned actor with some records. Like they can hire whoever they want as long as the acting is legit. In this star wars case its questionable.

  • @unversedhero6028
    @unversedhero6028 3 месяца назад +43

    It's pretty hilarious how every single woman except for Jeckie turned out to be evil and got away with it.

  • @log8427
    @log8427 3 месяца назад +1409

    I’ve never opened an Angry Joe video faster 😂

    • @EngineeredTheMind
      @EngineeredTheMind 3 месяца назад +32

      lol same, been waiting all day for this one to drop

    • @lunarose4214
      @lunarose4214 3 месяца назад +9

      Same here lol

    • @rubenmorales7733
      @rubenmorales7733 3 месяца назад +8

      BRUUUUHHH HARD SSME 😂😂😂😂

    • @meetdavidothespy
      @meetdavidothespy 3 месяца назад +6

      The hate in you is strong.

    • @Epyon-qr4lh
      @Epyon-qr4lh 3 месяца назад +11

      Same!!!!! I never watch the show at all. I just watched Angry Joe & Jerry Jahns review. Lol

  • @KhinuSage
    @KhinuSage 3 месяца назад +318

    Quigon: Hey chancleor palapatine you wanna try out my light saber
    Palpatine: Oh no its ok
    Quigon: Go ahead try it out
    Palpatine: Holds light saber
    Quigon: Hey why is it red now

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 3 месяца назад +66

      "The new mood saber is here" Changes colors to your mood!

    • @PhyNoir
      @PhyNoir 3 месяца назад +9

      I think you could direct an episode of the Acolyte, I see the potential there :D on par with everything else we've seen

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions 3 месяца назад +34

      ​@@virtuaguyverifyI can't believe the shills are claiming this was a "cool" moment. She bleeds a crystal while not even TRYING TO. Meanwhile Anakin slaughters an entire room full of school children and his is still Ocean blue.

    • @MisterButterfingers
      @MisterButterfingers 3 месяца назад

      The show sucks scrotum. But calling fans who enjoyed the show "shills"​, is pretty shitty @KoolKeithProductions

    • @TheBlueArmageddon
      @TheBlueArmageddon 3 месяца назад

      Not how it works... the show actually did it pretty well

  • @VastoFlo13
    @VastoFlo13 3 месяца назад +1287

    That's right, Darth Plagueis learned to use the Force to create life through watching lesbian space witches.

    • @chupppy2086
      @chupppy2086 3 месяца назад +24

      Honestly could be the other way around but that’s not even that bad honestly it’s just the rest of the show that is kinda mid and meh.

    • @ninja1man4u
      @ninja1man4u 3 месяца назад +97

      DUH POWAH OF MANNNNNEEEEE.

    • @husker4life109
      @husker4life109 3 месяца назад +19

      Honestly i stopped caring about the lore years ago

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 месяца назад +21

      them wokers hmo slaaneshi cultists will just continue ruining star wars and other beloved classics through different methods.

    • @WezBlu
      @WezBlu 3 месяца назад +3

      What’s so bad about that?

  • @TheVic18t
    @TheVic18t 3 месяца назад +34

    The idea of "Bleeding" kyber crystals started with Disney. Lucas Red Light Sabers are from synthetic crystals. That is why Anakin's saber never turns red.

    • @MrBud30
      @MrBud30 3 месяца назад +1

      I find the whole idea of bleeding kyber crystals to be insanely stupid. why would crystals only want to work for jedi

    • @MrBud30
      @MrBud30 3 месяца назад

      I forgot to also mention, as it ties in with that. Disney retconned skywalker killing younglings too.

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 3 месяца назад +119

    Qimir was done well to the point The Critical Drinker changed his name from “Discount Ezra Miller” to “Premium Ezra Miller.”

    • @lukeluke333lukeluke
      @lukeluke333lukeluke 3 месяца назад +6

      Haha that's awesome and funny. Qimir was the best part and character. The show should've just focused on him.

    • @vadamsvengeance3219
      @vadamsvengeance3219 3 месяца назад +2

      critical drinker just sits down and says woke to the mic and money falls into his lap

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@vadamsvengeance3219 you just be woke

    • @vadamsvengeance3219
      @vadamsvengeance3219 3 месяца назад +1

      @@natediaz1863 great argument

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 3 месяца назад +15

      @@vadamsvengeance3219 lol I just did what you did. Critical Drinker literally breaks down stupidity in writing. You just get triggered by him calling out wokeness and it's because youre woke. Show me a single CD review where he just calls something woke and that's it.

  • @55rz55
    @55rz55 3 месяца назад +543

    This show so bad Joe had to make 2 parts to review it lol

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 3 месяца назад +2

      How true😂😂😂

    • @josephkato6678
      @josephkato6678 3 месяца назад +3

      just fastforward all the dialogues and watch Qimir vs Jedi fight scenes😂

    • @dain6492
      @dain6492 3 месяца назад +7

      Double the ad revenue

    • @sarah42e
      @sarah42e 3 месяца назад +1

      And unfortunately Alex was present in them to suck all the energy from the videos.

  • @ryanrooney1987
    @ryanrooney1987 3 месяца назад +419

    Mae killing one guy who murdered her mother: lightsaber turns red
    Anakin massacring multiple children and allies: lightsaber is fuckin blue???

    • @Zero4Champ
      @Zero4Champ 3 месяца назад +96

      The bleeding crystal thing was always stupid. It used to be that the red crystals were synthetic kyber crystals because the Sith had to come up with some way to make lightsabers after leaving the Jedi.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 3 месяца назад +44

      also it's pretty fucking dubious if that was murder by Sol considering the mom just turned into a smoke demon and started vaporizing her own daughter lol

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Zero4Champ I saw the state of that temple and mine in kotor, would have been easy to show up for a smash and grab raid

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 3 месяца назад +3

      @@pnutz_2there was some serious traps and puzzles in there tho right?

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary 3 месяца назад +21

      Well... she's special. Anakin's just some guy. A poor copy of the original.

  • @gurpreetbajwa4490
    @gurpreetbajwa4490 3 месяца назад +200

    I want to thank Leslie Hedland and Kathleen Kennedy for giving us this show. Not because it's good but because we got a two-part angry Joe review 🍿

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 3 месяца назад +13

      The only reason to want more Disney Star Wars at this point is for all the side content it creates for how bad it all is.

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@crazyworld54321
      Best roast reviewers:
      Angry Joe
      Snarky Jay
      DontCallMeChato
      TimDoesMovies
      Star Wars Theory
      Critical Drinker
      Tyrone Magnus
      Drunk 3PO

    • @wabberjacky9951
      @wabberjacky9951 3 месяца назад

      lol , this show only created more content trashing it .

    • @LM-nb7rj
      @LM-nb7rj 3 месяца назад

      Did someone say 3 hour long review split across 2 parts?? I got my popcorn ready!! 🍿🍿🍿

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 3 месяца назад +42

    "once you put the whole thing together, its just a big pile of shit"
    OJ not wrong

  • @Arcexey
    @Arcexey 3 месяца назад +21

    Sol has the opposite of plot armor, he just loses the force when the plot wants it.

  • @mgbomb11
    @mgbomb11 3 месяца назад +644

    The most criminal thing they did was show Darth Plagues the wise acting like a stalker instead of a well experienced villain that people should fear

    • @USS_Sentinel
      @USS_Sentinel 3 месяца назад +43

      That's why the book is SO much better. James Luceno is a great author.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад +79

      I read a comment on another video that was funny "Why did they turn Darth Plagues into a cave perv"

    • @jdpc9391
      @jdpc9391 3 месяца назад +2

      @@USS_Sentinel Best SW book for me

    • @tsdofflow
      @tsdofflow 3 месяца назад +4

      Especially since he hid in plan sight in the book smh

    • @bigzed7908
      @bigzed7908 3 месяца назад +33

      Plagueis would be making deals throughout the republic so he could strengthen his apprentice Palpatine to become a killer politician. But nooo, he's looking from behind a corner in a fucking cave on, get this, UNKNOWN PLANET.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 3 месяца назад +124

    I'm laughing that they couldn't even get the "How to kill a Jedi with no weapon" thing right. I thought the reveal was going to be you cannot kill a Jedi with a weapon, because killing their body does not destroy the soul and to 'kill' a Jedi you have to corrupt them.
    But nope, they just were like 'level up and learn force choke noob' lol

    • @TitusAndromadon
      @TitusAndromadon 3 месяца назад +7

      The force is a weapon...

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 3 месяца назад +18

      In one comment you have demonstrated a better understand of star wars and a higher aptitude for writing than anyone involved with the production of the Acolyte. Bravo.

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 3 месяца назад +1

      What part of there being no weapon was difficult to follow? There was literally no weapon. An officer arriving at that scene would come to the conclusion of no weapon lol

    • @Wright805
      @Wright805 3 месяца назад +5

      @@RGBeanie Except for episode 1, seeing as a knife is a weapon.

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 3 месяца назад +1

      @Wright805 Nothing was mentioned about the first Jedi needing to be killed without a weapon

  • @orlandodisdier5647
    @orlandodisdier5647 3 месяца назад +587

    This “show” is DEFINITELY NOT CANON.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 месяца назад +18

      use the death star EXTERMINATUS CANNON to UNCANONIZE it.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 3 месяца назад +68

      Disney Star Wars isn’t canon

    • @rogue9ch
      @rogue9ch 3 месяца назад +7

      I've been saying that since TFA. Unfortunately, neither you nor I have a say in the matter.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 3 месяца назад +11

      @@rogue9ch I don't have to use the word "canon" if they have a monopoly on it.
      Disney Star Wars is not REAL Star Wars. Happy? or is Disney suddenly defining reality now as well?

    • @InvaderMedia420
      @InvaderMedia420 3 месяца назад +2

      @@medalgear654 amen to that even Star Wars rebels has the bullshit of time travel with the world between worlds

  • @Lynxwire
    @Lynxwire 3 месяца назад +36

    When Joe realises that the green she-hulk lady is Leslye Headland's wife: 9:05
    💀💀💀

    • @suezcontours6653
      @suezcontours6653 3 месяца назад +1

      James Gunn hires his brother and wife. What's your point?

    • @Lynxwire
      @Lynxwire 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@suezcontours6653 I am pointing out Joe's reaction, what is your point? 💀

    • @firestarter000001
      @firestarter000001 3 месяца назад +5

      @@suezcontours6653 That depending on their qualifications and end result, its equally questionable?

    • @Lynxwire
      @Lynxwire 3 месяца назад +7

      @@suezcontours6653 Nobody was arguing whether bringing in family into a movie set is good or bad and honestly, personally I don't think this is an issue as long the result is good. I don't think whataboutism is a good way to make points like this. When we are talking about the Acolyte, seeing how this character Vernestra, is breaking Star Wars canon, being Leslye Headland's wife, it is like all the pieces of the puzzle is coming together. It is easy to assume that Rebecca Henderson probably has the same world views and interest of injecting real world social issues into the work they are doing. It is as if they want to ruin Star Wars by personally invading the universe and deliver the lines themselves.
      I thought it was funny to see Joe's reaction as he realised how Rebecca Henderson is connected to Leslye.

  • @Tomberculosis-q1i
    @Tomberculosis-q1i Месяц назад +2

    I remember being in Middle School in a poetry class. I remember rhyming the word blue (as in sad) with the word blue (as in the color). That is not poetry or rhyming. I feel the writers of this show may have stolen my homework for that English class

  • @cdonnelly5566
    @cdonnelly5566 3 месяца назад +239

    “ everybody sucks, I hate these protagonists “
    Best line

  • @CorinthiansAU
    @CorinthiansAU 3 месяца назад +162

    “I’ve been looking forward to this” - Count Dooku

    • @Gojira-vb2py
      @Gojira-vb2py 3 месяца назад +5

      Count Dooku is the man!

    • @berliner0
      @berliner0 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Gojira-vb2pyyes he is 🎉

  • @Tlukewow1
    @Tlukewow1 3 месяца назад +171

    It absolutely kills me that at no point did Sol just tell Mae and Osha
    “I’m so sorry. She started transforming into a black mist of some kind and I perceived this action as a threat to your safety, and my own.”
    That could have saved everyone the trouble.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад

      That's why I'll NEVER understand, he didn't kill her in Cold Blood he killed her because she was a danger. Bitch turns into a cloud of deadly ass smoke, what the hell did she expect him to do? He is a JEDI a defender and she's over there transforming into darkness.

    • @patriciaa65
      @patriciaa65 3 месяца назад +54

      I got called a “whacko” because I commented something similar. The person said Aniseya was “teleporting Mae”. At what point was the black mist established to be teleporting?

    • @Tlukewow1
      @Tlukewow1 3 месяца назад +21

      @@patriciaa65 even if that’s what it does, and that’s fine, sol just sees a dark magic transformation and panicked. Thats generally understandable I think for osha and Mae to think on

    • @paulconrad6220
      @paulconrad6220 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@patriciaa65It wasn't established as anything at all. And still isn't. Just terrible

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 месяца назад +32

      It’s really pretty disgusting that the show essentially blames him for that whole thing when he was 100% justified.

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 3 месяца назад +8

    Last I checked, corrupting a kyber crystal, or 'bleeding', as it's referred to in lore, takes a while. You have to meditate with the crystal and pour your hatred, anger, and pain into it over a period of time. And it didn't always work. But if you're a strong powerful whaman, it's like changing the LED setting on your keyboard/mouse

  • @unitruth
    @unitruth 3 месяца назад +17

    I just looked on rotten tomatoes, 80% critic and 15% audience.😂

    • @StorytellerDan
      @StorytellerDan 3 месяца назад

      What should we take away. The audience never lie & critics are an army of woketards

  • @markgregorygacosta531
    @markgregorygacosta531 3 месяца назад +141

    Episode 3: I'm the worst episode
    Episode 7: Hold my thread
    Episode 8: Oh my sweet summer child
    Season 2: (menacingly smiles in a corner while plotting which lore to ruin next)

    • @cosmickeyboard9811
      @cosmickeyboard9811 3 месяца назад +32

      Season 2 is hiding in a cave like plagueis 💀

    • @tomashorst9544
      @tomashorst9544 3 месяца назад +2

      Episode 7 should be episode 1 and 9 should be after 8

    • @DmonHiro
      @DmonHiro 3 месяца назад +1

      Season 2 is Plagues looking from the cave.

    • @bigdreams5554
      @bigdreams5554 3 месяца назад +3

      Season 2 is a recounting of Season 1 from the perspective of Darth Plagues in the cave.

    • @SHaris-wu2ne
      @SHaris-wu2ne 3 месяца назад

      ​@@cosmickeyboard9811Darth plaegueis goon cave

  • @jakegrimmer1861
    @jakegrimmer1861 3 месяца назад +377

    Anakin's eyes went FULL Sith yellow, and his sabre was still blue😅

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 3 месяца назад +91

      Yeah but Anakin is a joke, these twins came first and are far more powerful and can change lightsaber colors based on their feelings.

    • @DmonHiro
      @DmonHiro 3 месяца назад +68

      Yeah, cause the color of the saber has zero relevance to which side you're on. It's the crystal. And no, you can't just switch on the fly. That's not how bleeding a crystal works.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 3 месяца назад +8

      Well TO BE FAIR he was also crying so that might have messed up his mood saber reading.. though maybe he was thinking of sand at the time. ?;- )

    • @Big_homielander
      @Big_homielander 3 месяца назад +1

      He didn't pour his pain into the crystal yet.

    • @Big_homielander
      @Big_homielander 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@DmonHirosomeone who knows what they're talking about. 👏🏿

  • @Sean.Turtles
    @Sean.Turtles 3 месяца назад +51

    *For anyone angry about the high production cost of The Acolyte, let me further show just how bad it is:*
    I compared seasons 1 of The Acolyte with a show that's close in production cost, House of the Dragon season 1.
    Acolyte:
    - 8 episodes
    - 33m30s average episode length (excluding intros and credits)
    - 4h22m total show length (excluding intros and credits)
    - $180mil production cost; $22.5mil per episode; $40mil per hour of show (based on 4.5h of show)
    HoTD:
    - 10 episodes
    - 58m42s average episode length (excludin intros and credits)
    - 9h47m total show length (excluding intros and credits)
    - $200mil production cost; $20mil per episode; $20mil per hour of show (based on 10h of show)
    Despite The Acolyte being just 10% less the cost of HoTD:
    - HoTD has 2 more episodes
    - HoTD's episodes are on average about 25 minutes longer
    - HoTD has about 5 hours and 15 minutes more of actual show length (excluding intros and credits)
    - HoTD's cost per episode is cheaper by $2.5 million
    - HoTD's cost per hour (based on show length) is a whole $20 million half less

    • @GeneralToxicus
      @GeneralToxicus 3 месяца назад +1

      There is no way the production cost $180 million to make. Probably a tax write off or something. Oh and it's possible marketing was included in that budget. Did they advertise the acolyte at the last superbowl? Because those slots are super expensive.

    • @Planetdune
      @Planetdune 3 месяца назад

      Well, both are crap, so they have that in common.

  • @Loveselfloveall1
    @Loveselfloveall1 3 месяца назад +8

    I don’t know why I didn’t realize, but even if Qimir erases the last sixteen years of Mei’s mind, she should still know she has a sister since they were at least 7 or 8 when the incident happened!

  • @cykurosaki1337
    @cykurosaki1337 3 месяца назад +9

    First they made Luke a loser, then the word “Sith” a derogatory term, and now Yoda is a liar. Can’t imagine what’s in store next…

  • @jayymoran2122
    @jayymoran2122 3 месяца назад +123

    When Joe predicted 80% of this show from his VLog

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 месяца назад +2

      Task number #1
      Copy Joe Vargas 📝
      Number #2
      Prove it ✅

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 3 месяца назад

      soo when do we get Vader Episode 2 ?

  • @ori2425
    @ori2425 3 месяца назад +133

    This is a horribly written romance novel.
    She's getting a second season, for the same reason she got the first.

    • @lukeclarke267
      @lukeclarke267 3 месяца назад +5

      Tax writeoff? 😂

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 месяца назад +18

      @@lukeclarke267 Thought it was the Weinstein effect

    • @robertobefera5576
      @robertobefera5576 3 месяца назад +14

      She has dirt on some Disney higher ups

    • @chuckdude514
      @chuckdude514 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@lukeclarke267 BlackRock's racial motivations.

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 3 месяца назад +1

      I am praying your wrong. If disney continues to do 30 minute live action episodes. Im not going to watch anymore . PERIOD. Its not even about the story. its about the Jar Jar Abram Mystery Box on top of 30 minutes. AngryJoe is complaining about writing. I am complaining about 30 minutes ..... I need a conclusion to a story. I cant watch fucking cliff hangers every damn episode. Im done.

  • @davidzimmer5736
    @davidzimmer5736 3 месяца назад +93

    I literally stopped watching the moment Osha started choking Sol. I have no idea how the last 20 minutes ends but frankly, I don’t give a shit

    • @SWOTHDRA
      @SWOTHDRA 3 месяца назад +29

      You made it to episode 8, you already failed

    • @FalkFlak
      @FalkFlak 3 месяца назад +4

      yeah, did the same. But at Han Solo's death!
      Some take longer, I guess but we all end on the same page.

    • @aldrighiBR
      @aldrighiBR 3 месяца назад +3

      If you watched then they already got what they wanted.

    • @glendc2945
      @glendc2945 3 месяца назад

      Your loss.

    • @matlerman151
      @matlerman151 3 месяца назад

      ur a idiot for watching up to that point at all tbh

  • @kakaman420
    @kakaman420 3 месяца назад +10

    I haven't watched a single episode but you know damn well I've watched every Angry Review of this dumpster fire. Thank you Disney.

  • @MisterSinisterReviews
    @MisterSinisterReviews 3 месяца назад +11

    Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?…yeah, he was in The Acolyte.

  • @starbuck2907
    @starbuck2907 3 месяца назад +116

    It took the entire Jedi Council to wipe Revan’s mind. Not just some rando Jedi.

    • @Bulletproof_Trump
      @Bulletproof_Trump 3 месяца назад +17

      Good point. Forgot about that

    • @Valkyraw
      @Valkyraw 3 месяца назад +16

      Exactly! Man disney doesn't understand a single thing about star wars.

    • @kokocaptainqc
      @kokocaptainqc 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Valkyraw disney doesnt understand a single thing full stop

    • @Requiem_Phantom
      @Requiem_Phantom 3 месяца назад +6

      Even that had limited success since his memories ended up coming back later on, bit by bit.

    • @Elrohof
      @Elrohof 3 месяца назад +5

      Revan was the most powerful Jedi/Sith known to the republic at the time, it's not a valid comparison to make.

  • @permafrostyx
    @permafrostyx 3 месяца назад +119

    THE POWER OF TWO (parts of the review)

    • @rons_seb
      @rons_seb 3 месяца назад +7

      What a power move to release the episode and the sequel at the exact same time 😂

    • @clairemadeinheaven
      @clairemadeinheaven 3 месяца назад +12

      THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYY

    • @NataliaNeko
      @NataliaNeko 3 месяца назад +8

      the power or mAaAnYy

    • @permafrostyx
      @permafrostyx 3 месяца назад +9

      The power of MAAAAANY haa huh huhuhhah

    • @masterch33fII7
      @masterch33fII7 3 месяца назад +4

      THE POWER OF ONE

  • @leorojas6390
    @leorojas6390 3 месяца назад +93

    Kathleen: "Execute Order 66"
    Lucasfilm: "It will be done my lord."
    *Insert Poppy song in the end credits* 2:40

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary 3 месяца назад +2

      "How do I get my friend's music into this show? It doesn't sound anything like Star Wars." - Headland
      "I got you." - Head Writer

  • @michaelgreen3493
    @michaelgreen3493 3 месяца назад +12

    Nothing from Disney Star Wars is canon in my head other than Rouge One and Andor

  • @Tre_Notes
    @Tre_Notes 3 месяца назад +9

    Me: “wait yoda was around this whole time?? He could’ve ended all this shit himself but sat back as Jedi after Jedi was being murdered? And why the fuck can’t Mei just go with them?”
    I was barely paying attention the entire series so I thought maybe I missed something along the way but didn’t care enough to rewatch any episodes. Then come to find out that Joe, someone who was thoroughly paying attention and taking notes, had the same exact thoughts as me. Bro I laughed so fucking hard 😂😂

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 3 месяца назад +54

    "Wipe this show out of our memories we must, ass it was."

  • @Mdhneo007
    @Mdhneo007 3 месяца назад +28

    They even messed up a 2 sec Yoda cameo. They had the yoda without hair from ESB/RoTJ, not the less stressed, younger Yoda with hair from PM.

  • @soulechelon2643
    @soulechelon2643 3 месяца назад +41

    I've bought Factor myself. They are *not* cost effective. The initial discount helps, but the moment that discount ends you're gonna be paying *alot* even for the smallest box. As for the meals themselves, they love giving you green beans with everything. I ordered something that didn't have green beans...and got green beans lol. Best meals cost more than the other ones. Some of them are legit really good, but others..not so much. Basically - go for it if you don't have time to make your own dinners and cancel the moment that discount ends or you'll start seeing $100+ dollar charges.
    Why am I focusing on the ad instead of the actual video? Cuz I mean, it's the Acolyte. What else is there to say about it lol.

    • @gtomsick
      @gtomsick 3 месяца назад

      they are tasty but not worth it at all. Very oily/buttery and messed my stomach up.

  • @taekfute
    @taekfute 3 месяца назад +3

    12:25 this out burst was so therapeutic, thank you for holding and expressing my outrage Joe

  • @PokeNPC
    @PokeNPC 3 месяца назад +10

    20:33 Come on Joe... that Anakin turn to the dark side in an instant (and being ALL IN) was stupid as hell. I love Star Wars, but god damn no one walked out of that theater thinking it was a well done moment.

  • @TheGr33ncarD
    @TheGr33ncarD 3 месяца назад +75

    My wife was like WHERE IS THE ANGRY GUY REVIEW AT?!. Finally here! Haha

  • @DeathStrikeVirus
    @DeathStrikeVirus 3 месяца назад +61

    BAHAHAHAHA Joe's realization that was Lesyley's wife

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад

      Fugly and I thought that prior to even knowing, she just has that look to her.

  • @GamerofGamesGG
    @GamerofGamesGG 3 месяца назад +139

    Mae/Osha can't act for shit! Daphne acted better as a child in Logan than Mae could ever act in this entire series. Daphne and Lee needed their own show with Manny as a villain, but they killed them off with garbage writing.

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 месяца назад +12

      Cooorrect, Amanda Stener or whatever her name is has to be one of the worst actresses I have ever seen on screen, and that is saying something these days.

    • @aigheluvseks
      @aigheluvseks 3 месяца назад

      a Garbage actress and a Garbage person

    • @morganjackson5709
      @morganjackson5709 3 месяца назад +8

      It's absolutely insane that they cast Amandla when Dafne Keen was right there

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 3 месяца назад +11

      Sadly this is what you get when you try to fit the story to the actress and not vice versa. Lesley Headland has mentioned many times the moment she met Amandla that she wanted her to be in the Star Wars show (that wasn't written yet) - this was consolidated further when she found the (real-life) Afr-American twins to act as the younger counterparts.
      No auditions were held, neither were there test-screenings or script-readings. This was (mainly?) due to the dearth of the type of actresses (without mentioning race) involved. Those who were good (or better) actresses that were approached rejected the role (either due to Star Wars as a franchise, or they read the script).

    • @griffin3447
      @griffin3447 3 месяца назад +8

      I was physically cringing at the start of the episode when she was trying to act "terrified" from the helmet visions but simply looked constipated...then using the force to choke Sol...disinterested? Her face basically has one look. Horrible acting.

  • @Shadow-sword
    @Shadow-sword 3 месяца назад +2

    The old republic four minute sacrifices trailer did a better job telling a cool story about force sensitive twins then this entire show

  • @Autobotmatt428
    @Autobotmatt428 2 месяца назад +3

    Now it’s really over cause it’s canceled

  • @KJ-je9pm
    @KJ-je9pm 3 месяца назад +44

    Never have I ever seen a high budget show with so much inconsistencies and badly written characters. Why did Basil suddenly turned on Sol? They didn’t explain it too. Such a failure of a show.

  • @ShadowCastor175
    @ShadowCastor175 3 месяца назад +92

    I will not consider thus Canon going forward.
    If I want to do a chronological marathon of Star Wars.
    I'm starting with Phantom Menace.
    This show deserves to be forgotten.

    • @ColonelRubens
      @ColonelRubens 3 месяца назад +11

      Start with a Phantom Menace and Stop with Mando Season 2

    • @and8091
      @and8091 3 месяца назад +1

      Ah, the phantom menace. Such a great motion picture.

    • @ColonelRubens
      @ColonelRubens 3 месяца назад +6

      @and8091 not a good movie by any means, but still better than the acolyte

    • @johnsmithjr.9321
      @johnsmithjr.9321 3 месяца назад

      Alternative Star Wars basically.

    • @michomochiii
      @michomochiii 3 месяца назад

      It’s a tv series within their universe for me. Somewhere Syril is watching his show eating his cereal ☺️

  • @ChilledNurse
    @ChilledNurse 3 месяца назад +35

    Omg that clip of her ship crashing and her face having no expression is hilarious. No fear, no shock, no no rizz, no acting.

  • @curian1286
    @curian1286 3 месяца назад +18

    Mae: "See you in hell, Jedi!"
    Me: "Those interplanetary, time traveling, Christian missionaries sound like they are successfully getting their message out there...."
    😂😂😂

    • @GeraldH-ln4dv
      @GeraldH-ln4dv 3 месяца назад

      Hell and the concept of a hell predates Christianity and is present in many other religions. The English word hell is from pre-Christian Germanic origins. In Taoism, hell is Diyu. In Middle Kingdom Egypt the condemned dead were sent to lake of fire (sound familiar?). In Sumeria, the afterlife was a bleak place called Kur. In ancient Greece, the place condemned souls were sent after judgement was Tartarus. Many religions have a similar concept. Why should the religion in the Star Wars universe be different? And just because they have to use an English word for the concept, doesn't mean that it is the same thing as a Christian hell.

    • @shinra94
      @shinra94 3 месяца назад +6

      Hell was mentioned a few times in the prequel trilogy. There's plenty of things to criticize. This is just toxic criticism. Han solo says "Then I'll see you in hell", in episode 5.

  • @cowetascore8476
    @cowetascore8476 3 месяца назад +3

    Disney buys Star Wars: "THE EU IS DEAD. CANON IS GONE"
    Last 5 years: "LOOKEEE LOOKEEE IT'S THRAWN. LOOKEEE LOOKEEE IT'S PLAGUES!!!"

  • @dravyntrejo890
    @dravyntrejo890 3 месяца назад +55

    I don't understand why we have to accept this as cannon! We don't accept fan fiction as cannon and that is what this show is. It is all bad fan fiction and shouldn't be accepted.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 3 месяца назад +1

      you dont. just disregard this and "live with the past". you know all the future star wars will be this quality. even if theres something like endor, it will have to take more and more notes from shows like this. until eventually disney retcons everything

    • @tomaspat4392
      @tomaspat4392 3 месяца назад +2

      Well because you watched the show. Nothing else matters because numbers are added already

    • @aaronhumphrey3514
      @aaronhumphrey3514 3 месяца назад +4

      I don't accept any Disney Star Wars as canon, no one can make me do so.

    • @RaymondSanders-f8c
      @RaymondSanders-f8c 3 месяца назад

      Then Resist. Refuse. Watch The Acolyte as much as possible. Every day. Every night.
      Forever.
      It will still NOT BE CANON

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio 3 месяца назад

      It's cannon if you pay enough, that's how it works.

  • @youngmadman13
    @youngmadman13 3 месяца назад +60

    Fives: The mission...the nightmares... they're...finally...over.

  • @goldenchi1d228
    @goldenchi1d228 3 месяца назад +114

    Thanos looking at Attack of the Clones: Perhaps I treated you too harshly.

    • @PrehistoricChickenBird
      @PrehistoricChickenBird 3 месяца назад +1

      Tbf they even butchered Thanos.

    • @HighScoreFinance
      @HighScoreFinance 3 месяца назад

      TPM and AotC aren't the best, but their problems lie in the acting and dialogue (due to directing). They do not lie in the plot and character motivations, which is the largest problems with The Acolyte.

    • @savy4266
      @savy4266 3 месяца назад +1

      Remember when that was the worst Star Wars media? Yeah..

  • @GillBoldberg
    @GillBoldberg 3 месяца назад +2

    Disney needs to cut their losses and move on. There’s no excuse for wasting 180 million dollars on this embarrassment.

  • @jakebarkerr4519
    @jakebarkerr4519 3 месяца назад +2

    Aj has the fakest smile

  • @Nick-qq2nq
    @Nick-qq2nq 3 месяца назад +126

    It’s honestly hilarious how bad this show was. I only watch new Star Wars anymore just to see the train wreck. It’s insanely easy to not even consider this canon.

    • @youngmadman13
      @youngmadman13 3 месяца назад

      @@Nick-qq2nq We will get Andor season 2 no worries.

    • @Wolfhunter5607
      @Wolfhunter5607 3 месяца назад +4

      @@youngmadman13and probably some other bs to replace this

    • @heebiejeebies4625
      @heebiejeebies4625 3 месяца назад +7

      @@youngmadman13mandalorian s3 was terrible so i wouldn't hold my breath

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад +2

      I only watch the new Star Wars like I do with Marvel, I just HOPE there will be some redemption and with Wolverine and Deadpool there is going to be some. I REALLY want them to do the same with Star Wars, learn from their Wins and make shit for the fans. It's a fact that females would rather see Male character take on the powerful roles like Jedi's or Super Heroes ect, so who the fuck are they making all of this Woke content for? NOBODY, which is why it's all failing.

    • @hypocriticalsatire3966
      @hypocriticalsatire3966 3 месяца назад

      ​@@heebiejeebies4625
      Andor is ending with 2 seasons and is Tony Gilroys baby so prob good

  • @rogueee
    @rogueee 3 месяца назад +120

    Dave Feloni signed off on this trash. Remember that.

    • @Swaguley
      @Swaguley 3 месяца назад +13

      My thoughts exactly. All of this trash is happening on his watch.

    • @ddm62571
      @ddm62571 3 месяца назад +8

      Dave was drunk!

    • @Spawn3X5
      @Spawn3X5 3 месяца назад +8

      I wont give that much credit to feloni
      But its obvious kennedy has this franchise by the balls now

    • @unversedhero6028
      @unversedhero6028 3 месяца назад +9

      Pretty sure that he was put in charge well after this show was already in production, this is a Kathleen Kennedy project, weird how people seem to have forgotten that.🤔

    • @DeShawnMcDonald
      @DeShawnMcDonald 3 месяца назад

      ​@unversedhero6028 he allowed it to be released, instead burning the film real and tipping off the fbi to what at this point has to be fraud at best and foreign powers destroying basic American cornerstones down to tv and movies at worst

  • @seamkeen8441
    @seamkeen8441 3 месяца назад +36

    picard, halo, and the acolyte are really giving a bad name to the space show genre.

    • @whom382
      @whom382 3 месяца назад +6

      Picard Season 3 was actually good. We don't speak of those other two seasons though.

  • @Riverburke8170
    @Riverburke8170 3 месяца назад +7

    “Twice the pride double the fall”

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 3 месяца назад +12

    Woke garbage is announced, trailer is horrendous, everyone can smell that it's gonna suck from a mile away
    Joe: Oh hey, now this has some potencial, why is everyone being so biased?
    Woke garbage is released
    Joe: Oh hey, now this can improve, let's see how it develops, why is everyone being so biased?
    Woke garbage ends its runs
    Joe: Yeah no, I hated this fucking thing, it belongs in hell and I'm never getting those hours back!!!!
    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
    Rinse and repeat.

  • @domfour8109
    @domfour8109 3 месяца назад +44

    I think the lightsaber "bleeding" is stupid. The sith just choose red for symbolic reasons, they use synthetic crystals they could make them whatever colour they felt like.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад +17

      I hate that as well, could you imagine having a shitty day and just yell out "I hate everybody!" out of anger and your light saber turns red. It's like "OHH shit I didn't mean it, please turn blue......my bad' like what is the deciding factor to the change? Anakin killed Younglings (hate that name) and it didnt' change. This series, she kills one dude who killed her mom.... it's RED?

    • @Bluesruse
      @Bluesruse 3 месяца назад +17

      Crystal bleeding is Disney canon bullshit. And it's dumb indeed.

    • @Arander92
      @Arander92 3 месяца назад +1

      Am I really the only one who thinks synthethic crystals are stupid? Like, I've always felt this way, even before Disney. I think imbuing the crystal with the dark side is much more interesting.

    • @domfour8109
      @domfour8109 3 месяца назад

      @@Arander92 why would it be stupid, you can make synthetic crystals right now in real life. This bleeding stuff is some hippie wu wu bullshit Disney made up to make sith look more evil unnecessarily. Lightsabers are just a piece of technology at the end of the day. Why would red be an inherently evil colour for a rock, does that mean rubies are secretly evil?.

    • @domfour8109
      @domfour8109 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Arander92 You can already make synthetic crystals in real life, why would it be stupid in star wars? The bleeding thing is the sort of thing you think is cool when you're an edgy 14 year old.

  • @chaddieladdie6312
    @chaddieladdie6312 3 месяца назад +58

    Why should we care about Qimir and Osha holding hands at the end? They have NO chemistry and just as equally less screentime together... there's NOTHING THERE. They are terrible people.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад

      They were the worse toxic relationship i have ever seen on screen, bitch beat the shit out of her sister or clone whatever, took off her clothes, left her to rot in the forest. None of them have any loyalty to each other, even as kids they were fighting. One wanted to be a Jedi other one wanted to kill everybody.

    • @patriciaa65
      @patriciaa65 3 месяца назад +4

      yup I hate Oshamir

    • @kilowatts6789
      @kilowatts6789 3 месяца назад +13

      Dude slaughtered a bunch of jedi and kidnapped her. Then she falls for his biceps after like 2 hours.

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 3 месяца назад

      ​​​​@@kilowatts6789 Remember he also murdered Osha's friends, and she STILL fall in Qimir🤦🏻‍♂️
      Make sense, isn't it🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @paulconrad6220
      @paulconrad6220 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@kilowatts6789He's a super jacked bad boy who would NEVER turn that badness to her, though.
      This shit is a Twilight fanfic

  • @renegade4288
    @renegade4288 3 месяца назад +30

    Turns out Darth Plagueis was baited into that cave by Chris Hansen's "to catch a force predator ".

  • @rixlox650
    @rixlox650 3 месяца назад +10

    The power of pee, the power of poop, the power of shitty!!!

  • @natsusalamander2396
    @natsusalamander2396 3 месяца назад +2

    When he said Leslie’s wife I was dead. I’m with Joe “😭U DONE FUCKED IT UP!”

  • @ronaldramirez5601
    @ronaldramirez5601 3 месяца назад +41

    Darth Bazil it's true!! He betrayed Sol. Alex was right!!! 😂 What the hell man lol

  • @TemplarKnight11
    @TemplarKnight11 3 месяца назад +24

    Given Lesley Headland worked for Harvey Weinstein you’d think she’d know how to write a better cover up story (that doesn’t blame the victims).

  • @CCARL11
    @CCARL11 3 месяца назад +26

    Can't believe Sol was about to tell this lady that he loved her, and it wasn't sounding like a father type love either, creepy as heck

    • @blodguizer
      @blodguizer 3 месяца назад +8

      He barely knows this woman, why does he get so attached to her? It's sad to know that the actor learned English specifically to play this part.

    • @paulconrad6220
      @paulconrad6220 3 месяца назад +11

      He saw her in the woods and fell in "love" immediately. Fucking weird

    • @MylesKillis
      @MylesKillis 3 месяца назад +2

      @@blodguizerhe does know her. He took her back with him and he trained her for a little bit before she left.

  • @Hgh38
    @Hgh38 2 месяца назад +3

    Who is here after it got cancelled?

  • @workingman9019
    @workingman9019 3 месяца назад +4

    I wonder if Smilo-Rens scar is from S&M? He has the gimp mask, and green chick has the whip... It kinda adds up to me.

  • @135mikerules23
    @135mikerules23 3 месяца назад +65

    This is Darth Plagueis’s aka Hego Damask’s first appearance outside of the books.
    Let that sink in.

  • @BattleMatt
    @BattleMatt 3 месяца назад +71

    'Anything been happening during the last month while I was meditating?' - Yoda

  • @cacophonic7
    @cacophonic7 3 месяца назад +18

    Basil turned on the Jedi! When Jedi Master Sol went to shoot the evil twin down, Basil prevented it, protecting the Sith! I cant believe you were right about that.

  • @sirdudes
    @sirdudes 3 месяца назад +4

    feels like an AI wrote the script and the prompt included having callbacks to the PT and OT

  • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
    @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 3 месяца назад +2

    Sol got the John Walker treatment, did nothing wrong but was demonized.

  • @TheDracul93
    @TheDracul93 3 месяца назад +19

    Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? He was on the Acolyte... That's the tragedy

  • @treasonwhat4
    @treasonwhat4 3 месяца назад +59

    YOU CALLED IT LOL

    • @DamagedSector
      @DamagedSector 3 месяца назад +2

      He called it Leage of Legends?

    • @MrStopAsking
      @MrStopAsking 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@DamagedSector 😐😐😐

  • @PR3DATOR490
    @PR3DATOR490 3 месяца назад +31

    Fan fiction: Green head tries to explain the complete mess of this show to Yoda. An extremely long and uncomfortable silence drags out until Yoda straight up tells her to GTFO. No quirky backwards dialogue. Yoda just straight up tells her to pack her bags and leave.
    Non PG version = Yoda straight up take her head off and delivers it to the council to say SHE was responsible for everything and he will PERSONALLY hunt down Osha etc.
    Flash forward = Qimir, the last space witches and Osha being killed in the rightful rightous fury of thousands of Jedi that will carry them forward as guardians and peaceful protectors of the galaxy.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 месяца назад +3

      Everyone is a villain in this show except some of the characters who are dead. We need an Order 66 next season.

  • @VirtualRobotsRevolt
    @VirtualRobotsRevolt 3 месяца назад +1

    Timothy Zahn (author of Thrawn books) told me in a panel at Comicpalooza in Houston Texas a few years ago Disney has NO PLAN for any of this Star Wars story telling. And was very critical of a lot of the stuff they were doing. Was complimentary the SOLO movie though. And he's still writing cannon stuff for Star Wars Disney currently.

  • @sweatyzeusgaming
    @sweatyzeusgaming 3 месяца назад +2

    When Mae told PIP to “hold on” or whatever she said, I was convinced either she or the director got mixed up who she was supposed to be playing in that scene. Either that or they re-purposed a scene originally meant for Osha. Or I guess it could be just bad writing but it’s so confusing. The motivations were impossible to follow or understand.

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 3 месяца назад

      I think the same

  • @GalvatronTypeR
    @GalvatronTypeR 3 месяца назад +30

    One thing that should be mentioned is that Amandla Stenberg is not a good actress.
    She does not have the skill or gravitas to play two separate characters with differing personalities. Her hand to hand fight scene was a stiff laughable joke. She was not believable or credible whatsoever and it's ridiculous that a barely trained badly written Padawan can disarm and Force choke a Jedi Master.
    Just awful. Gamespot just posted an editorial about how Disney should commit to a season 2 "immediately" and I really hope Bob Iger pays no attention to that.

  • @themissingpeace7956
    @themissingpeace7956 3 месяца назад +46

    The feminist trope that "women did it first but men stole their work"

  • @isreal0219
    @isreal0219 3 месяца назад +33

    It was painful. The entire show was painful to watch …

  • @sweatyzeusgaming
    @sweatyzeusgaming 3 месяца назад +2

    Once I saw the whole stupid “bleeding the Crystal thing” i immediately in my head thought of some Sith undercover in the jedi order… and everytime it’s lightsaber training class he is just consistently absent… or always saying “yeeeaaaaa so I left my saber at home….” Had a little chuckle to myself.

  • @ItsJustFox
    @ItsJustFox 3 месяца назад +35

    "The Acolyte had unlimited potential. High potential."
    ...No, it really didn't, Joe. It had absolutely no potential, and a particular portion of the fans knew it from the moment Leslie Headlund was named the creator.

    • @suezcontours6653
      @suezcontours6653 3 месяца назад

      The portion of fans you talking about is TOO OLD for Disney. Disney is a KIDS entertainment network. They don't give AF about you 30 somethings and above. You don't have kids of your own. It's not a coincidence the actress is South African. Africa has a booming middle class and plenty of kids. White population decline is happening in USA and UK

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 3 месяца назад +1

      He cant say that tho....

  • @MashoneNBK
    @MashoneNBK 3 месяца назад +13

    In George Lucas's Star Wars, red Khyber crystals are synthetic. The lore change to bleeding was done by Disney. You need to pour all your hatred and malice to create a red crystal. Vader tried and failed many times to make his red saber before he finally succeeded, because Vader was still, even while being a Sith, very conflicted.

  • @samuelketner1391
    @samuelketner1391 3 месяца назад +22

    In revenge of the sith, during order 66 you can see yoda become basically physically ill when various jedi are killed.
    He must have just not cared about any of the jedi in this show, like us, since he obviously sensed nothing.

    • @williamdyer5015
      @williamdyer5015 3 месяца назад +2

      to be fair, that was basically every jedi dying at once across the galaxy. this was like 4 jedi over multiple days/weeks. i don't wanna defend this series but i'll give it that.

    • @awesomness36
      @awesomness36 3 месяца назад

      This show is bad but that’s not really a point. Jedi conflicts have happened and resulted in death and I don’t expect Yoda to be in tune with all of that. The fact he’s being informed about it though…

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 3 месяца назад +5

      @@williamdyer5015 Naw, that isn't even a good to be fair moment, he felt the darkness when Anakin got revenge for his mom. Yoda is beyond powerful with the force, he would have no doubt sense their deaths with the force.

    • @samuelketner1391
      @samuelketner1391 3 месяца назад +5

      @@williamdyer5015
      4 jedi?
      There was over half a dozen Jedi killed outside of Kelnacca's hut in short succession.
      Let's assume that a bunch of Jedi died during the clone wars. Order 66 would've been a spike out of the norm, yoda senses the spike right?
      Over half a dozen Jedi killed in 5 minutes in a time period where the galaxy is at peace & it would be very unheardof for someone to kill a Jedi, that would be a major event that I would expect Yoda to sense in some way

    • @williamdyer5015
      @williamdyer5015 3 месяца назад

      @@samuelketner1391 not gonna lie i totally forgot that fight happened. i still find it difficult to believe that yoda would be able to sense any jedi death in any corner of the galaxy, but to each their own. i'd rather have him sensing the genocide of the jedi order be the exception rather than the rule, but that's just me.

  • @Reclaimer116
    @Reclaimer116 3 месяца назад +65

    Sol is literally the only kind of cool character that Disney has made, since they bought Star Wars… and they killed him off… after thoroughly assassinating his character.

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 3 месяца назад +20

      Thats just fondness of the actor, Sol was an awful jedi and weird character.

    • @redram6080
      @redram6080 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@anon2752 it's also because although he is an awful character he still looks like a great character in comparison to the others on the show which are even worse.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 месяца назад +15

      The character was garbage, the actor was great. Qimir is in the same boat imo where the actor is interesting, his helmet is pretty cool, and his fighting style is great, but the character and motivations suck ass. Such a waste of two potentially compelling characters/actors.

    • @MylesKillis
      @MylesKillis 3 месяца назад +3

      Idk man Mando was cool AF

    • @Oogabooga07
      @Oogabooga07 3 месяца назад

      Mando, chirrut, and baze

  • @randallsavage2658
    @randallsavage2658 3 месяца назад +3

    6:42
    OJ: This is a 15 hour video
    Me: “I’m Ready” 😂

  • @jayhartRIC
    @jayhartRIC 3 месяца назад +4

    The five click perimeter that really was just everyone following in a line made me laugh so hard