ACOLYTE PITCH MEETING REACTION FULL VID
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"So there's no soul... And also that guy died."
Best line in the pitch.
"What?" :P
😂😂 my favorite quote, I was hoping he'd pick up on it but he paused at the wrong time
@@jakesmith6750 EXACTLY!!! IT WAS SO PERFECT I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD'VE LOVED IT AS WE DID😭😭😭
@@jakesmith6750 Yeah, there were a couple of things he missed I'm sure he would appreciate. @Star Wars Theory, rewatch this video for yourself! You'll appreciate it!
Star Wars Theory reacting to Ryan George?
Wow wow wow wow
Star Wars Man is tight!!
@@John_Locke_108🤔
Barely an inconvenience!
wOW
@@John_Locke_108gaining that nickname was probably super easy, barely an inconvenience
“So there’s no soul?”
“No sir.”
“And also that guy died.”
“What?”
😂🤣🤣 I love that joke
The Jedi “ so how was osha and mae born?”
The mothers “actually it was super easy.. barely an inconvenience!”
Know Disney, no Star Wars.
No Disney, know Star Wars.
"I'm gonna need you to get riiiiight off my back on that one."
How was the labour of those twins ladies!?
Space lesbian witch scissoring at its finest
@@thiefofa1073 You are wise in the thread, Master
Fricken love Ryan George’s skits. He should honestly be hired to actually pick appart scripts for plot holes
That’d be a step up
Yet he has no idea how films are made?
@@Piratesi666You don’t have to know “how films are made” to point out flaws in the script. I don’t know crap about engineering, but if I see a plane with holes where its wings should be, I know it probably can’t fly.
@@Piratesi666 how do you know?
you know he makes thousands of dollars more just doing what he already does right?
Luke: "How did my Father fall to the Dark Side?"
Obi-Wan: An evil man named Darth Sidious forced him to watch The Acolyte multiple times. No Jedi, no matter how powerful, could hold up under such Torture."
😂
It’s canon now >’_’
I think that would make anyone turn to the darkside, even the non force sensitives lmao
120 cycles of systematic reconditioning 😂
Going to the point where he kills the jedi younglings makes a lot more sense that way
Man, Disney killing beloved franchises is TIGHT!
Modern Disney destroying our childhoods and all the stuff we’ve grown with is easy.
@@chasehedges6775barely an inconvenience
@@chasehedges6775nah old Disney too just RUclips what they done to treasure Island and they hated titan AE and alantis
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@Aikurisu “dIsNeY kIlLeD sTaR wArS fOr ThE hUnDrEtH tImE!!”
JFC, you guys need to take and day off.
That video was better than the show.
Super Easy barely an inconvenience
Watching paint dry is better than watching The Acolyte. 😏
oh bro without a doubt
I like the show and I can say this video is a billion times better than the show!!!
@@thelukeofficial9626 Exactly.
One thing regular viewers of pitch meeting would pick up is the producer guys silence at "The power of one...etc". He's literally at a loss for words when normally he has some kind of feedback whether is positive or confused or a misunderstanding of the pitch. Perfect non response to the nonsense of the chant
My favorite version of this is the producer guy's reaction to hearing John Wick's dog getting killed.
They’re all lesbians/ blue hairs. They would have loved it.
Screenwriter Guy's embarrassed silence is perfect too.
Hell yeah, I've never seen him have such a reaction before, his face and soul both dropped to the floor lmao! 😂🤣
What's also funny in the show is that the MANY died from one Jedi doing one move.
Ryan George has always been pretty fair even in his criticisms so for this one to be… one sided 😭 kind of says a lot
lol exactly
This one and the Velma pitch meeting are top teir call outs.
@@stackels97and also She Hulk
I mean...being fair means being critical on this one
He's ruthless with shows that have little to no saving graces it's hilarious
2:47 The long pause got me rolling 😂🤣
I suspect THE ENTIRE VIEWING AUDIENCE reacted the same way when the episode was streamed...🤭
Me too 😂😂😂
There are 3 times Producer Guy's face summed up the audience experience: John Wick's dog, Twilight guy imprinting on a newborn, and this.
@@la_scrittice_vitawhat’s wrong with the dog?
@NinjatoBlade
Nothing was wrong with that, but in the video the producer guy gets aggressively angry that the dog dies
Didn't watch the acolyte, but I did watch this. The guy's a riot.
Don't watch it, not even to laugh at.
Yes I watched the first episode and trust me it is not worth the air that you breathe
@@Dragnumb55 TBH I don't even Like Ahsoka and I thought that shit was going to be amazing. Everything is shit even Dave Filoni's stuff now. and with the ending and start of season 3 of Mando...why? Like Luke should have trained him off screen the entire season at least...the ending is just a reset to season one now. So, infuriating at times.
YeAh MaN, just get your opinions from YTbers, very easy, barely an inconvenience.
No he's Ryan
"Who's to say why characters do what they do?"
"You"
You missed the funniest line after Osha murders Sol:
Producer: So there's no soul
Screenwriter: Yup (thinking he meant Sol)
Producer: Also that guy died
OSHA pushed a Vaccine Mandate….. OSHA committing murder is not far of a stretch. Lol
@@ResidentRecon89🙄
“Occupational Safety is important” lol shoutout to all the OSHA cert holders 😂
When Two Canadians diss on Star Wars, you know you gone wrong somewhere. Lol
You paused right at the best line. “So there’s no soul?” “Yeah and also that guy dies”
Acolyte will go down in history as having happened, and as a person in 2024, I can confirm that it does indeed exist.
truly one of the shows of its time
Of all the things that happened in 2024, it was definitely one of them.
i mean listen, of all things to happen, this is probably a textbook case of "one of them"
Where's the Mandela Effect when you really need it!? lol
Lies.. deception... it does not exist and it never did
“So there’s no So(u)l.”
Sums it up beautifully.
One of my favorite pitch meetings. Ryan completely nailed everything that was wrong this show.
God no, the video format is way too short, he would have had do make the video half an hour or more.
But he did accurately pinpoint and call out most of the key problems.
@@John_Locke_108 *I smell a casual SW fan*
Ryan making a great pitch meeting with all that content is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You can’t just say The Acolyte was trash:
Everyone: Super easy, barley an inconvenience.
9:11 no it was on ScreenRant but the Pitch Meetings moved to their own channel
the power of mannyy is something he cant even make tight😂😂
"Hey shutup!.." kills me everytime 😂
He actually dismantled just about everything wrong with the show in under 7 mins.
Nah, I don't think this is even half of it. There was literally no mention of Weinstein's assistant directing this and her lesbian wife being given a role because they fuck.
I am a tad disappointed he didn't say his classic "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" at any point during this hehe
It could have been set on repeat during the entire pitch
I think he has stopped with that and replaced it with “heyshutup”
"So there is no Sol, and also that guy died!" 😵😵😵😵😵😵🤣
Almost spit the sip of coffee i had on that one. George is soo good 😅😂
🤣🤣🤣
"Sounds like an OSHA violation"
That makes me laugh so hard. It was brilliant.
I absolutely love Ryan his pitch meetings. They're hilarious and super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience 😄
8:15 you paused it at the perfect joke and missed it
I know! I was like "COME ON!".
Cant wait to see Sol’s force ghost who comes back to explain things after the fact😂😂😂
Well Disney is lore breaking even though Quigon was ment to be the first via the training by the Wills.
The no reaction stone-face from the "power of many" was classic.
Ryans Pitch Meetings are always better then anything Disney actually puts out.
I would love to convince Ryan to do older movie Pitch Meetings. The Lost Boys, Short Circuit, Airplane, The Burbs, The Golden Child, The Man with One Red Shoe. There are SOOOO many options.
He's been starting to. He's done the Indy Jones classic movies, classic Ghostbusters. Classic Superman, etc.
It’s hilarious how Osha’s name is always spelled OSHA in the auto-generated RUclips subtitles.
"We shouldn't HAVE to explain it to you. You should know!" Says the writers...
Why was she turning into a smoke monster?
Mae was shouting... pleading... "HELP, Fire!"
How does turning into a smoke monster and also evaporating your daughter help with a potential fire?
I would be like... Where is the fire? where is Osha? Mae, go start filling some buckets with water! Hey Jedi, can you help us with this fire?
Too much like right!
Finally someone said something about the sabers, they look like toys, with lights in them, your sabers looks better than those in this series
“So uncivilized”
"and this place is made of stone so the fire spreads quickly."
"What?"
Obviously flammable materials like rocket fuel exist in Star Wars. It’s not really a plot hole since it’s possible that the witches doused their entire mountain in this fuel unbeknownst to Mae.
…And yes this is a joke. If you are reading this and going “yeah that makes sense” then please seek help. Go share your thoughts with some cogent adult and accept whatever help the emergency clinic for survivors of head trauma provides to you. Peace and love.
Forget the video, that Anakin impression at the end was perfection
9:59 Hayden Christiansen surprised me
Your damn face when he starts the ‘power of one’ chant just made my year 😂😂 I’ve never felt an emotion so strong through the camera hahah
I love that he had a smile and everything on his face and it just drops lol
A smile turning into a disgust? Yeah, I felt that as well!
I love how the pitch meeting didnt even need to cover “woke” to dunk on how bad this is
I even watched a Filmento Video where he didn't need to cover the lore issues either to dunk on how bad it was. He just used basic storytelling criticisms like "scenes lack emotional stakes" and "the protagonist is too passive to be engaging."
It is mostly bad due to non-woke reasons anyway. It's just a very badly made show in relation to any other show or movie. But it being a Star Wars show, hurts more when one likes Star Wars.
@mitkoogrozev Honestly, I'd say that is the true meaning of "Go Woke, Go Broke". They focused more on being woke than writing a good story. None of the focus went into being good, just the message, so the story suffered. It's like focusing on explosions over character.
@@billybob7135 yeah youre right; you can focus on a good story or being a shill, but you cant do both. So choose.
As far as I'm aware Ryan George isn't a bigot, so why would he?
2:41 When the PTSD hits
2:37 the switch up of your face from laughing at the previous joke 😀 to immediate deadpan 😐 after Pitch Meeting stared doing the power of many chant was funny af
Ryan George is a national treasure. He is absolutely hysterical in every sense.
your "catch you, later my master" was spot on
0:08 no we're not doing such a thing
Sometimes I forget Theory is Canadian. Does he know what an OSHA violation means in the states?😂❤
Well... :Occupational Health and Safety Act (OHSA).
We do have that here in Canada. Ryan George is Canadian as well and he got it.
I was so waiting for Ryan to do his Pitch Meetinng on the Acolyte lol. Ryan could actually have enough material to do 2-3 episodes of Pitch Meeting with the many many terrible plots in the 8 episodes.
Whenever I hear about The Acolyte I remember what Palpatine said about Nute Gunrays buddy in Episode I, “Viceroy, I don’t want this stunted slime in my sight again.”
9:36 It was literally held by a thread
The "for no reason" fires had me rolling I sat for a week trying to understand how you.... burn down a cave or start space fires. The entire series should be called "clickbait acolytes". Trinity was the one but not the one 🤣
I genuinely wonder how much A.I. was used in writing the script. Not joking.
@@WillDreamer Don't underestimate modern AI. Even ChatGPT 3 wouldn't have been able to create such an incoherent story without a very deliberate prompt. Here, I gave it some of the basics of "The Acolyte" to work with:
Set a century before the events of The Phantom Menace, Twins of the Force follows the harrowing journey of twin sisters, Liora and Kaelina Voss, who are discovered to be exceptionally strong in the Force. Raised on the remote planet of Alura, their lives take a dramatic turn when a Jedi Master arrives to train them. However, the sisters choose radically different paths.
Liora, driven by ambition and a thirst for power, is seduced by the teachings of the dark side. She abandons her Jedi training and disappears into the galaxy, reemerging as a formidable Sith acolyte with a new name, Darth Vespera. Her descent into darkness is fueled by a desire to unlock ancient Sith secrets and dominate the galaxy.
In contrast, Kaelina rejects the Jedi Order's offer, choosing a quiet life on Alura, far removed from the galactic conflicts. Despite her efforts to avoid the Force, Kaelina is inevitably drawn into the turmoil when her sister's actions lead to a series of mysterious and brutal murders that shake the galaxy. As the body count rises, it becomes clear that Darth Vespera is behind the chaos, using the murders to further her dark ambitions.
Reluctantly, Kaelina must embrace her latent abilities and her destiny to stop her sister. Teaming up with a rogue Jedi Knight and a band of unlikely allies, she embarks on a perilous journey across the galaxy. The sisters' bond is tested as they engage in a deadly game of cat and mouse, each trying to outwit the other.
As the series unfolds, viewers are taken through a suspenseful narrative filled with intrigue, betrayal, and the struggle between light and dark. The twins' ultimate confrontation will decide not only their fates but also the balance of the Force itself.
Twins of the Force explores themes of family, destiny, and the enduring conflict between good and evil in a richly detailed corner of the Star Wars universe, offering a fresh perspective on the timeless battle between the Jedi and the Sith.
The twin suns of Alura cast long shadows across the tranquil fields, their golden light filtering through the canopy of vibrant flora. In the serene village of Eldara, two sisters, Liora and Kaelina Voss, grew up inseparable, their bond strengthened by an unspoken connection to the Force. They spent their days exploring the verdant forests and their nights dreaming of distant stars.
One fateful afternoon, their lives changed forever. A Jedi Master named Elaris, drawn by a vision in the Force, arrived in Eldara. He sensed the raw power emanating from the twins and offered them the chance to train as Jedi.
"I feel the Force in you both, like a raging storm and a calm sea," Elaris said, his voice resonating with the wisdom of the Order. "With training, you can bring balance and peace to the galaxy."
Liora's eyes sparkled with excitement. "Imagine, Kaelina, we could be Jedi Knights! We could see the galaxy, fight for justice!"
Kaelina, however, felt a knot of apprehension in her stomach. The idea of leaving their home, their family, everything they knew, filled her with dread. "But what of our life here? What of Mother and Father?"
Their parents, supportive yet concerned, left the decision to their daughters. That night, the twins sat beneath the ancient trees, the air thick with the scent of blooming flowers and the hum of life.
"Liora, I don't know if I can do this," Kaelina admitted, her voice barely above a whisper. "The Jedi way... it's not for me. I want a simple life, here, with our family."
Liora turned to her sister, her face a mix of disappointment and determination. "Kaelina, we have a gift. We can't hide from it. We have to use it to help others, to make a difference."
Kaelina shook her head, tears welling in her eyes. "I can't, Liora. I feel the Force, but I don't want it to define my life. You go. Follow your path. I'll be here, waiting for you."
The next morning, the village gathered to bid farewell to Liora. Kaelina hugged her sister tightly, a sense of foreboding gnawing at her heart.
"Promise me you'll be careful," she whispered. "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Liora smiled, her eyes gleaming with resolve. "I promise. And I'll come back for you."
***
Years passed. Kaelina remained in Eldara, tending to their family's farm, finding solace in the simplicity of her life. She occasionally sensed echoes of her sister through the Force, feeling Liora's growing strength and ambition. But news from the wider galaxy was rare, and Kaelina could only hope her sister was safe.
One stormy night, a cloaked figure appeared at their doorstep. Kaelina's heart raced as she recognized Liora, though her sister's presence was darker, her eyes harder.
"Liora, what happened to you?" Kaelina asked, fear and concern mingling in her voice.
Liora lowered her hood, revealing a cold, determined expression. "I'm not Liora anymore. I am Darth Vespera. The Jedi were weak, Kaelina. They restrained me. The Sith have shown me the true power of the Force."
Kaelina recoiled, unable to believe the transformation. "The Sith? Liora, no. This isn't you."
Darth Vespera's eyes softened for a moment, a flicker of the sister Kaelina once knew. "It is who I have become. Join me, Kaelina. Together, we can rule the galaxy."
Kaelina shook her head, tears streaming down her face. "I can't. I won't. You've lost your way."
A tense silence hung between them, the storm outside mirroring the turmoil within. Finally, Darth Vespera turned away, her voice cold and distant. "Very well. But remember this, Kaelina: the Force binds us, whether you accept it or not. Our paths will cross again."
As she disappeared into the night, Kaelina felt a deep sorrow and an even deeper resolve. She knew that one day, she would have to face her sister and the darkness that had consumed her. Until then, she would prepare, embracing the Force she had once tried to reject, for the fate of their bond and the galaxy rested on her shoulders.
In the quiet aftermath, Kaelina stood alone, the weight of destiny settling upon her. She looked up at the stormy sky, the future uncertain, but her resolve unshaken. The paths of the Voss twins had diverged, but their story was far from over.
@@c99kfm Instantly more logical, coherent, and promising than the Acolyte.
He’s covered every Star Wars thing to come out. They are all good!
The effort you put into watching someone else's hard work is inspiring.
Ooooh! Watching Ryan George’s Pitch Meetings is TIGHT! ❤
“So there’s no soul (Sol) and then also that guy dies.” A great line that you may have missed when watching this Pitch Meeting the first time.
I enjoyed watching you cracking up at the devastatingly accurate zings, a contrast to your disappointment and rising outrage as you went through the season with this series. Some things were too bad to be funny and can only be met with cold silence. Like Ryan George’s Producer Guy, when you hit The Witch Power Chant, the smile was wiped from your face and there were no words.
I did not expect Ryan to call them space whiches😂
witches*
Star Wars Acolyte. The show where Jedi masters act like students at uni, handling problems problematically while causing more problems along the way :')
"So there is no soul, and also that guy died."
The ‘OSHA’ joke to open was pretty good. It is amazing that nobody in the production team though the name sounded like the gov. agency.
Then again so much was missed or ignored by the producers that it is not surprising.
I wish actual pitch meetings were this honest
When she saw the ratings, Leslye Headlandtried changed the story while it was being aired, with data from focus groups. so this is quite impossible.
I really loved what you did with this video here and pitch meeting I would LOVE to watch you do the same for the rest of the Star Wars pitch meetings
Ryan George is a marvel 😂😂😂
Pitch meeting is the only screen rant thing I actually like. Thankfully they got their own channel.
The disney era sabers look like our collectible ones because that's exactly what they are, but with higher durability (all in the name of more realistic lighting they say). Just ignoring the fact it adds extra weight compared to Lucas era using lightweight props and actual fx, lending to the slower and odd looking fight choreography we know and hate these days...
revenge of the sith was peak choreography and I don't care who disagrees.
Reasons I'm Grateful for the Acolyte: Discovering Theory's channel.
Now I know where to go if I ever convince my brother to buy Theory Sabers with me.
Ok, your voice is like a warm blanket or a toasty cup of hot chocolate with the little baby marshallows.
Simply soothing. 🗣💆🏾♀️🤤
I did try to explain the first four episodes once to a coworker, and we kept stumbling on the question and eventually the response of,
"How does that happen? How did Sol know it wasn't Osha? Why did 1 literal shiv kill a Jedi Master? Why is there a fire in space? Why is one of the jedi suicidal? What is with that stupid chant? Why are witches praying to a hole in the ground? How does fire spread so quickly across stone?"
"I do not know... and I do not care. Apathy is death."
Sooo glad you reacted to this!! This show was MADE for a pitch meeting! LMFAO
There are Pitch Meeting videos for every Star Wars project, and they are all gems. I highly recommend watching them all. It'll be super easy - barely an inconvenience.
Yes, the new lightsabers are just high-powered glowsticks. That's why nobody can hold them properly and the blades are so fat.. The hilts have to hold batteries that can run for a whole day of shooting. The old sabers were just sticks that were roto-scoped in post.
Watching characters who can barely get their hands around the hilts (like Jekie) is just frustrating as shit.
They don't sound like the old ones either. I remember as a kid going, "whow, whow...whow" when we'd pretend, plus they had that "steel scraping glass" screeching when they touched, and just that low pitched hum when they were on. They sounded deadly.
Ryan’s ability to brutally dissect a story is a genuine super power.
Dude is savage lol 😂
Are you freaking kidding me??
He paused on THE BEST JOKE! I was literally waiting to see his reaction to the "No soul, also that guy died" line 🤦♂️
I found the Pich Meeting channel because of the acolyte recommandation, and been binge watching it ever since
If you think about it though, those types of incredibly sensitive people that Headland and her ilk represent would absolutely be terrible at communication, they wouldn't want to offend anyone after all, so communication is hard.
I wouldn't call Harvey Weinstein an incredibly sensitive person, unless you know something about him that I don't.
@@c99kfm Who said anything about Weinstein? Stop making stuff up.
@@LocrianDorian Well, Headland used to be his personal assistant, so he's definitely one of the people she represents.
@@c99kfm She definitely does NOT represent Weinstein, that's a fucking retarded thing to say. If your family member or colleague one day decides to shoot up a street, does that mean he represents your own opinions? Don't say it's different because it isn't. She is bad enough on her own without Weinstein being in the discussion.
So happy somebody finally said something about the lightsaber quality
A genius pop culture philosopher once said…
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Pitch meeting is on my top 3 favorite channels. Dude not only writes funny stuff but his delivery is top notch
Yo dude fuck the haters I know you're a real one. Thanks for keeping interest in Star Wars alive. You've done more to keep me engaged with the franchise than anything else has. Thanks for all the work you do.
I love when Theory plugs in “Theory Sabers” for comedic effect. 😂 7:49
"I mean, this show destroying the franchise might be complicated to accomplish"
"Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, you just need to ignoring the canon, destroy the character development and insult the loyal fanbase"
"Ah, betraying a loyal fanbase is tight!"
I’m so glad you watched Pitch meeting. Ryan George always gives some good points especially on Disney Star Wars.
I grew out of star wars
Ryan George is the goat. Been putting these out for years. So glad you’re putting him on your show
hope you're good brother. been a while since we've spoke. looking forward to thos outlaws stream so much.
Fun fact: apparently the lightsabers in the new stuff are Theory Sabers. Or, well, Neopixel lightsabers. That way the lighting is “natural” and actors have something more solid to swing. It’s why they also look clunkier. It’s not choreographed, the sabers are just way heavier. It’s yet another way for Disney to cut corners and not have to pay for the CGI editing of the sabers over green sticks or adjusting the lighting on scene and character in post-processing.
Just gonna tell people to watch this instead of the show 😂😂😂
Real People like you, Ryan George, etc. got me through the lock down, incrementally happier with each video.
So you have a new theory for me?
Star Wars Theory: 😐
"Stretching out things is tight!" "Paradoxically...Yes."
The show of all time
Yes was truly the show of all time
Very whelming
This show is definitely the best TV show set in the High Republic so far.
Been following Theory and Ryan George for years. This is freaking hilarious
Love from Poland! ❤
I have easily explained Acolyte to multiple people. It goes like this:
"I got about ten minutes in, said 'nope', turned off the TV, and went and reread 'I, Jedi' by Michael A. Stackpole. It was still great." 😊
His silent reaction was one of a kind. He usually tries to make some sense of some particular scenes, but not this one.
And now it's canceled, done and gone, no more season 2.
‘What are we even doing here?’
- Torbin after wandering in circles collecting moss for 8 weeks.
Reacting to all of them would be super easy, barely an inconvenience. You should react to them all