Irish Lad at the US Embassy

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  19 дней назад +202

    Our USA and Canada Tour : 🇺🇸 Denver, Phoenix, San Diego, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Philly, Washington DC, New York, Boston, LA, Minneapolis, Chicago, 🇨🇦 Vancouver, Toronto, Montréal, Ottawa, Edmonton, Calgary www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

    • @DavidKenny-nm1qy
      @DavidKenny-nm1qy 16 дней назад +1

      Probably not the best thing to call them lossers 😂

    • @wildfireintexas
      @wildfireintexas 15 дней назад +1

      Ahh, come on. When are y’all coming to Texas.

    • @VM-vb5eb
      @VM-vb5eb 13 дней назад +2

      Come to London

    • @bernadettekenaghan3246
      @bernadettekenaghan3246 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@wildfireintexas I'm hoping to move to texas , what is it like to live there ?

    • @83dude
      @83dude 7 дней назад

      No Thanks paddy, this was as funny as dhiareea

  • @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena
    @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena 19 дней назад +2231

    "Shtick me down for that then, I'll do me best" - that's such a great line.
    Can't even count the times I had to stop myself from blurting it out. So applicable. 😅

  • @suzannebilski6914
    @suzannebilski6914 16 дней назад +498

    I remember coming home to Canada crossing the US border they asked my 9 year old son where he was born. He told them in a hosipital 😂 btw, USA customs agents don't find ANYTHING funny, lol

    • @AridDessert
      @AridDessert 15 дней назад +24

      I'm British my father lived in Canada, we took a trip to the US. My younger bro 14 and ex gf~20 were both sat in the back and wouldn't speak. I thought we were done for as traffickers cause we couldn't answer for them and they wouldn't frixkin speak.

    • @oprophetisfake9482
      @oprophetisfake9482 14 дней назад +18

      ​@@AridDessert would exgf 20 mean her age or had you had 19 others before her?

    • @oprophetisfake9482
      @oprophetisfake9482 14 дней назад +3

      I think it's just a US vs Canada thing.

    • @AridDessert
      @AridDessert 14 дней назад +6

      @@oprophetisfake9482 age at the time I we were around 20

    • @AridDessert
      @AridDessert 14 дней назад +6

      @@oprophetisfake9482 I think it is. I once got into France without a passport.( My partner had it but was on a later ferry as I was cycling.)

  • @jcarr162000
    @jcarr162000 16 дней назад +1394

    When they said visa denied, I thought he was gonna say, try me MasterCard

    • @SaHlGood
      @SaHlGood 15 дней назад +25

      Could been good

    • @sellout1372
      @sellout1372 8 дней назад +3

      I got money on my MasterCard for sure

    • @yaroslavx6447
      @yaroslavx6447 7 дней назад +1

      That’s underrated

    • @asadm9522
      @asadm9522 17 часов назад

      Good one

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 19 дней назад +801

    "Under 'reason for visit' you put 'for the crack', you should know that's illegal here."

    • @brendantaggart7291
      @brendantaggart7291 17 дней назад +55

      Craic

    • @Scubadooper
      @Scubadooper 17 дней назад +6

      ​@@brendantaggart7291doesn't quite work so well for the joke

    • @geordiewishart1683
      @geordiewishart1683 17 дней назад +11

      The word originated from a word used in north of England, crack.
      It was adopted and made to look Gaelic by spelling it as craic.
      But it is crack, a British word

    • @cianosullivan4671
      @cianosullivan4671 15 дней назад +20

      @@geordiewishart1683it’s an Irish word actually “bhí an craic againn” means something like we had great fun

    • @alexg5513
      @alexg5513 15 дней назад +8

      Good idea but I'd have to spell it correctly... Craic 😋

  • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
    @IRLTheGreatZarquon 13 дней назад +191

    "Ah sure you know yourself like"
    Certified Irish response, visa approved.

  • @mikedangerdoes
    @mikedangerdoes 13 дней назад +128

    "Don't be calling my parents in an emergency!" haha what a lad.

  • @LadyMistborn
    @LadyMistborn 14 дней назад +105

    The third cousin line killed me 😂😂😂

  • @gutsfinky
    @gutsfinky 18 дней назад +96

    "I've only ever called her Mam." 😊

    • @garolstipock
      @garolstipock 15 дней назад +4

      Pretty sure he started out calling her 'mammy' when he was a really wee one...

    • @whayasayin6556
      @whayasayin6556 15 дней назад +7

      ​@garolstipock its 'mammy' when ya want something no matter what age ya are hah

  • @APØLLØ-204
    @APØLLØ-204 День назад +4

    The most accurate description of an Irish person ever 😭😭🙏

  • @jamesbull890
    @jamesbull890 14 дней назад +29

    Reminds me of Father Dougal from the Father Ted series. 😂

  • @KeithMillar-jr3uy
    @KeithMillar-jr3uy 15 дней назад +13

    Well nobody can fault him in his answers, always to the point, no beating about the bush, question followed by razor sharp answer. Every "Mam's" dream son. Honest until the cows come home, unless he ate them first that is, sure you know!

  • @eddiewinehosen6665
    @eddiewinehosen6665 19 дней назад +163

    "Stick me down for that then, I'll do me best" LMAO!

  • @toosiyabrandt8676
    @toosiyabrandt8676 9 дней назад +3

    Hi
    I love the joke about the Brit who went to the Australian embassy to apply for migration to Australia where the immigration officer asked him if he had a police record, and he looked downcast and asked ‘Oh, is THAT still a prerequisite then?’ 😂

  • @davidjennings2179
    @davidjennings2179 18 дней назад +62

    Did you know there are more people in the US who say they're Irish than there are in Ireland? Probably all those cousins.

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 18 дней назад +9

      It's like how at one time there were more Polish people in Chicago than any other city in the world--including the capital of Poland..😂

    • @robertmatch6550
      @robertmatch6550 13 дней назад

      There are more people in New York City!

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 10 дней назад +2

      Their are a lot of people in America who have Irish heritage

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 8 дней назад +1

      @acat6145 no kidding. Like, half of New-england at least. Most of them don't even realize that they are Irish.

    • @pritch9317
      @pritch9317 6 дней назад +7

      @@gutsfinkythey’re not Irish though, they’re American. They may have Irish ancestors but that doesn’t make them Irish.

  • @romulusfane9821
    @romulusfane9821 8 дней назад +5

    The emergency contact bit had me laughing hard 😂

  • @seanmorris
    @seanmorris 14 дней назад +7

    I know of a lad being questioned at an RUC checkpoint back in the troubles -
    "...and what do they call your father?"
    'Oh, we just call him daddy!'

  • @BallymurphyBabe
    @BallymurphyBabe 7 дней назад +5

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with being proud of your heritage. I find it very interesting knowing my past ancestors and their stories. Some people like it and some don’t.

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 3 дня назад

      Do you know any stories about your FUTURE ancestors?!
      They would be worth knowing. 😉😊

  • @toshijawaley9896
    @toshijawaley9896 19 дней назад +60

    'Oh, Aaahhh' got me..!!😂😂

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 19 дней назад +51

    That face after Paddy's day 😂 I think he may be planning a bit of a mad one 🧐

  • @awoodman85
    @awoodman85 13 дней назад +3

    Scenario's where paddys are thick are so entertaining and charming, thank you so much for sharing.

  • @fionahireland
    @fionahireland 19 дней назад +65

    Arms does gormless really well 😂😅💜

    • @TSLondon
      @TSLondon 19 дней назад +13

      I think the hair brushed forward helps him get into character 😂

    • @brendantaggart7291
      @brendantaggart7291 17 дней назад +1

      Gormless, klass

  • @Ravel1299
    @Ravel1299 18 дней назад +22

    I'm one of the Irish descendant "losers". Can't help feeling proud. 🍀

    • @liisahmanni
      @liisahmanni 16 дней назад +3

      It's a common symptom.

    • @liisahmanni
      @liisahmanni 16 дней назад +2

      Can you tell all your "Irish" family to be less annoying about it?

    • @uvbe
      @uvbe 10 дней назад

      ​@@liisahmanniLMAO

    • @BallymurphyBabe
      @BallymurphyBabe 7 дней назад

      Fair play to you! 🥰

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 19 дней назад +55

    But I AM your third cousin!!!

    • @thiago9359
      @thiago9359 19 дней назад +5

      We all are your third cousin Paddy!!😂

  • @Clairerooney143
    @Clairerooney143 13 дней назад +4

    Stop the lights 🤣🤣🤣 " thanks for having me hahaha .. ❤❤ 🇮🇪

  • @MarkJDiez
    @MarkJDiez 16 дней назад +14

    Well, in his defense I didn't know my Mum's name until I was about 13 so...

    • @russsadler2727
      @russsadler2727 14 дней назад +1

      Son..is that you?
      It's your dad.😊

  • @thescoobymike
    @thescoobymike 19 дней назад +91

    Sorry for all the emails. Just tryna reconnect cuz

    • @fiallachm
      @fiallachm 7 дней назад

      As long as you don't say "I'm Irish", it's fine.

  • @seyara1
    @seyara1 9 дней назад +1

    It makes me giggle how Americans pronounce Patrick, the A is much shorter when we say it so when an American says it to my ear it sounds like Paaatrick 😂❤

  • @LakechBetiret
    @LakechBetiret 3 дня назад +1

    I was like, this is how visa interviews should be until the end 😅😅😅

  • @mumpitz771
    @mumpitz771 19 дней назад +31

    Guess it's not for the worst he'll be sitting in a plane back to Ireland soon, considering the current circumstances.

    • @bmacpher
      @bmacpher 18 дней назад +2

      Chin up, she might win.

    • @JacksonRhodes42
      @JacksonRhodes42 17 дней назад +4

      @@bmacpher Not even a day later and this comment’s already aged like milk.

  • @picholasido155
    @picholasido155 18 дней назад +6

    Only 50% through and you can already hear the exhaustion behind his voice

  • @tarruska
    @tarruska 19 дней назад +24

    I swear I know this by heart 😂 one of my favourites!

  • @87worms
    @87worms 19 дней назад +30

    This is definitely one of my favourites xD

  • @Irish-Lorenz
    @Irish-Lorenz 12 дней назад +4

    Saw them a few years ago. Very funny!

  • @lordandsavior6726
    @lordandsavior6726 11 дней назад +1

    "i do not know" idk why but out of everything that got me 😂

  • @John-Dennehy
    @John-Dennehy 13 дней назад +2

    The ancestry emails is so true 😂

  • @TobeWilsonNetwork
    @TobeWilsonNetwork 13 дней назад +1

    “Ah sure you know yourself like”
    *I do not know*

  • @djfckya
    @djfckya 7 дней назад +1

    Classic Irish guy😂😂 me mam and 999 😂😂

  • @Paulie-v2t
    @Paulie-v2t 6 дней назад

    Love the Mayo jersey, Arms. 💚❤️

  • @tonymcmenim
    @tonymcmenim 16 дней назад +37

    In my 40s i was admitted to hospital for kidney surgery. They asked me for a contact in case of emergency.
    The closest relative was thousands of miles away. I was single.
    So I told them that in case of emergemcy call a doctor, you do have doctors here dont you?
    Now I understood that they also wanted to know who to call should I die on the table.
    So I said, if I die, call the police.

  • @2Hearts3
    @2Hearts3 8 часов назад +1

    So much for laws and borders and visa applications-- toe the line with the Irish, but millions pouring in from the south.

  • @wendygore2709
    @wendygore2709 19 дней назад +20

    There's an episode of Black Book where Bernard says something similar while trying to do his taxes. When it asks "what us your mother's maiden name?" He says "I don't know. I only ever knew her as Mam!! 😂 I may live in the US, but grew up with a Welsh Gran on Da's side & English Gran on me mums. I only really watched BBC & PBS as a kid, so not everyone gets my humor 😂 Cheers for another great video laddies 👍🏻❤️

    • @olliegueret4348
      @olliegueret4348 17 дней назад +2

      I love that episode!!!

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 3 дня назад

      You must find life among the heathens very difficult.

  • @katebowers8107
    @katebowers8107 19 дней назад +3

    …. On ancestry telling my I’m their third cousin….😂

  • @SS-iq5we
    @SS-iq5we 13 дней назад

    lol. I was NOT expecting the final visa status. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @ntatemohlomi2884
    @ntatemohlomi2884 14 дней назад +1

    When honesty is not always the best policy.

  • @SuperPokekami
    @SuperPokekami 18 дней назад +4

    Shtick me down hits diff with the jersey...

  • @icebox5378
    @icebox5378 12 дней назад

    “Ahhh.. bollox” 😂

  • @alexwolffe2409
    @alexwolffe2409 16 часов назад +1

    I love the names 🤣🤣 my grandma is Sheila and I have a cousin Una!!

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen1725 7 дней назад

    Visa denied?
    He had all the right answers!

  • @Nabend1402
    @Nabend1402 19 дней назад +4

    Thanks to Garron Noone, I have been able to correctly identify that as a Mayo accent. Very proud of myself.

  • @belacemoswen5044
    @belacemoswen5044 11 дней назад +1

    But I am your third cousin, it was just my great grands that came over, and my Nana was a brit. I'm more european than most who live there.

  • @boredniko2406
    @boredniko2406 2 дня назад

    Here I was expecting this one to be silly and it's the only one played straight lol

  • @oisinm332
    @oisinm332 12 дней назад +1

    Won't catch me wanting to going to America.

  • @Markinlondon
    @Markinlondon 16 дней назад +6

    Spot on

  • @Ensign_Roque
    @Ensign_Roque 19 дней назад +6

    Ah the bots are here again 😅
    Great sketch, love the Irish lad

  • @lilsprugga
    @lilsprugga 18 дней назад +1

    I love the piece, but I know it'd cost a fortune, so it's a pipe dream to me.

  • @clairefuzipeg1983
    @clairefuzipeg1983 12 дней назад

    Perfect Irish responses 😂

  • @MarcusGibson-d7u
    @MarcusGibson-d7u 4 дня назад

    If your Irish you dont need a visa to enter the United States the United States has a passport agreement with several friendly nations that allow for a passport to be used to enter country and depending on the country you can stay somewhere between 90-120 days without a Visa

  • @oprophetisfake9482
    @oprophetisfake9482 14 дней назад

    When I went to America they gave me a 30 day visa for passing through the airport on my way to somewhere else.
    To be honest I think 4 weeks would be long enough for me even if I was on holiday in the wilderness.

    • @danielch6662
      @danielch6662 12 дней назад

      Visa is normally 1 to 10 months, with a max 6 months stay. But in this skit, it's 21 days. And Irish people don't need visas anyway, plus they get to stay 90d. The only reason he would be applying for a visa is if he needed to stay longer than 90d, or he got flagged under ESTA, indicating a different unfunny problem.

  • @thevileirish6764
    @thevileirish6764 15 дней назад

    Well... I guess I'll stop emailing you then

  • @AnonymousTrust21
    @AnonymousTrust21 17 дней назад +1

    Yes.. absolute experience even for Indians. Visa denied

  • @JoesphBrown-rb7lr
    @JoesphBrown-rb7lr 11 дней назад +1

    Wee are not that bad 😂😂😂😂

  • @cawiltu
    @cawiltu 14 дней назад

    My only problem with the application was : a question asking if I had a “history of deviant behavior “. I had to go ask my daddy what that meant in 1967. The things one needed to know to emigrate to the USA back then were indeed mind expanding 😱

  • @jennifermaceachern2155
    @jennifermaceachern2155 12 дней назад

    In Ireland they say “Do you have any relations in the US”

  • @attackpatterndelta8949
    @attackpatterndelta8949 10 дней назад

    In my youth i did a working holiday in the US. In the 5 months that i was their, i met 3 Americans who claimed to be English, because they each had an English grandparent.
    I thought that this must be what the Irish have to put up with on a daily basis.

    • @kightsun
      @kightsun 17 часов назад

      The term is Anglo-American. The only language I have ever known is English . . . So yeah not hard to understand lmao.

  • @agent86.
    @agent86. 14 дней назад +1

    Spot on 😂

  • @thomaskirkpatrick4031
    @thomaskirkpatrick4031 3 дня назад +1

    That's all right, just go down to the Southern border. You'll not only get in but they'll pay you to do it.

  • @chrishawth1589
    @chrishawth1589 17 дней назад +1

    Would that scene work with any other accent, to be sure I don tink so,😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @buckfastpk
    @buckfastpk 14 дней назад

    The tut at the end 😅

  • @presidentjoethudbrandon7074
    @presidentjoethudbrandon7074 12 дней назад

    "Here's your ticket to Mexico, and contact numbers for both a coyote, and INS for your voucher once you've crossed"

  • @acornhomestead3575
    @acornhomestead3575 14 дней назад

    Patrick, it's the States run the other way 😂😂😂

  • @Sloppyjoes9408
    @Sloppyjoes9408 10 дней назад

    Una,Sheila,Dimpna and Mary are the most common mam names 😂

  • @shaneog6298
    @shaneog6298 18 дней назад +1

    Irish Paul McCartney 😂

    • @gaillouise8310
      @gaillouise8310 6 дней назад +1

      Paul McCartney's mother was Irish!!

    • @shaneog6298
      @shaneog6298 5 дней назад +1

      @gaillouise8310 his grandad Owen Mohan is from county Monaghan and his parents are both from Liverpool (The second capital of Ireland) 🤘

  • @tonyclifton2230
    @tonyclifton2230 12 дней назад

    Sounds like don Cheadle from the guard.

  • @intensemint7800
    @intensemint7800 3 дня назад

    Love this! 😂❤

  • @cheriestl
    @cheriestl 19 дней назад +3

    I’m your third cousin! Come visit us in St. Louis!

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 18 дней назад +1

    Is this an excerpt from one of this channel's classic vids?

  • @joshuabowen6919
    @joshuabowen6919 15 дней назад +1

    Is the interviewer going for an American accent? Or is that what he sounds like? I feel like I hear just a little bit of Irish slipping through

    • @TypicallyThomas
      @TypicallyThomas 5 дней назад

      Yeah he's trying his best American there

    • @joshuabowen6919
      @joshuabowen6919 5 дней назад

      @TypicallyThomas it starts good, but his accent comes out pretty quickly. 🙂

  • @DisabledPrepper
    @DisabledPrepper 13 дней назад

    If the Irish did that to the Americans for one day, the next day everyone in ireland would be given open travel to usa. lol

  • @racheldee8361
    @racheldee8361 6 дней назад

    I think it could be like Sheila or Una 😂😂

  • @Puro116.2.0
    @Puro116.2.0 15 дней назад

    If the visa declined use ulster bank (jkjk)

  • @joshuajones634
    @joshuajones634 12 дней назад

    If shit hits the fan... but not their yet now are we

  • @yarnybart5911
    @yarnybart5911 16 дней назад +1

    He can't even go illegally anymore, poor soul.

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 2 дня назад

    Yep. That's how it is now. Take a flight to Mexico and walk north until someone offers you a loaded bank card, a smart phone, and a place to stay for free. Better hurry up.

  • @benryder1213
    @benryder1213 10 дней назад

    Of course they're from mayo (Im from mayo)

  • @Stu-SB
    @Stu-SB 14 дней назад

    Cameron from Ferris Bueler 😂

  • @rubensnogueira5838
    @rubensnogueira5838 15 дней назад

    I wish I could learn that accent, I would feel like Brad Pitt in "Snatch"

  • @walterfletcher
    @walterfletcher 13 дней назад

    It wouldn't make for a funny video but Irish passport holders don't need a visa to enter the US. You just go online to get a Electronic Travel Authorization and you can stay up to 90 days.

    • @TypicallyThomas
      @TypicallyThomas 5 дней назад

      He's planning to stay longer though. You know yourself like

  • @lucaandreacolombo2710
    @lucaandreacolombo2710 9 дней назад

    Sure….Ireland is part of EU no VISA required….

    • @TypicallyThomas
      @TypicallyThomas 5 дней назад

      That's not how that works if you're planning to stay long term

  • @dmann7004
    @dmann7004 12 дней назад

    Should’ve applied for citizenship instead of a visa..

  • @LumberjackMC
    @LumberjackMC 11 дней назад

    Dude whos supposed to he the American cant shake that irish accent.

  • @marktyler3381
    @marktyler3381 14 дней назад

    That's hilarious mate

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan 13 дней назад

    You can just walk over the southern border. But best you do it before January, 2025.

  • @BallymurphyBabe
    @BallymurphyBabe 7 дней назад

    Right then, who would want to visit the states anyway 🙀

  • @bangbangduck388
    @bangbangduck388 15 дней назад

    Go via Mexico, no Visa needed 🙂

  • @travismahaffey_Shamrock
    @travismahaffey_Shamrock 4 дня назад

    3rd cousin here...come on we got you

  • @gromitpesley
    @gromitpesley 4 дня назад

    Is that john lennons son ?

  • @WolverineTime
    @WolverineTime 11 дней назад

    This issue is your from Europe Patrick. If you where somali the dude would have given you his own passport.

  • @jareddanielgibson
    @jareddanielgibson 14 дней назад

    Of course I see that y'all are on tour in Phoenix, the day of

  • @landrum3893
    @landrum3893 12 дней назад

    American accent isnt bad.