The Acolyte Episode 2: Execute Order 66 Chicken McNuggets!!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Because the writers are so beyond terrible in this show. We are once again greeted with a show that makes no sense, is full of contrivances and coincidences. Not only that it's so badly done it's laughably painful.
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  • @thestarisalie
    @thestarisalie 3 месяца назад +984

    So to be clear: disney thinks all black people have dreds.

    • @mbob4337
      @mbob4337 3 месяца назад +161

      Remember Stereotyping is not bad when they do it. Like Headland saying C3po is gay. Because his voice. Even though a 9 year old Anikin programed him.

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 месяца назад +21

      That's certainly what it looks like.

    • @wedgeantilles8575
      @wedgeantilles8575 3 месяца назад

      @@mbob4337 Well, the majority of the woke community IS into way too young children and loves to do stuff that was a reason for jail a fewyears ago.
      So at least this is consistent...

    • @askers81
      @askers81 3 месяца назад +4

      They do tho

    • @juanpablosaenz9037
      @juanpablosaenz9037 3 месяца назад +43

      ​@@mbob4337Not gay just British. 😂

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 3 месяца назад +162

    So now the Force has the Light Side, the Dark Side, and the Side of Extra Gravy.

    • @djretro83
      @djretro83 3 месяца назад +1

      Or a side of fruit salad.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 месяца назад +509

    Disney should be charged with necrophilia at this point.

    • @thestarisalie
      @thestarisalie 3 месяца назад +26

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha
      The pride community says we need to let people love whoever they love.

    • @atomicninjaduck9200
      @atomicninjaduck9200 3 месяца назад +11

      @@thestarisalie Yup! LGBTIAN!

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +4

      LOL The algorithm literally deleted my two word post for suggesting a relevant company also provided that corpse.

    • @reinholdw1800
      @reinholdw1800 3 месяца назад +2

      lmao!

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 месяца назад +3

      its not illegal in California

  • @fromchomleystreet
    @fromchomleystreet 3 месяца назад +88

    Yoda is in for it when Luke Skywalker finds out that all that running around the jungle, doing flips, climbing vines, and getting all sweaty that Yoda made him do on Dagobah wasn’t actually a necessary part of Jedi training at all.

    • @stevenscott2718
      @stevenscott2718 3 месяца назад +14

      maybe yoda saw the state of jedi training at this time and instituted a must be able to climb stairs at a slight incline testing requirement.

    • @jasonnames
      @jasonnames 3 месяца назад +4

      You are WRONG! Jedi have to go through the highest training across the universe. Yoda focused a lot of energy and time of Luke because he knew Luke was capable. Yoda knew Luke needed extra attention. Female Jedi are already better than everyone and Yoda needed to feel important. So he found a simple minded male to convince him he was a Jedi. See..Yoda couldn't mansplain this to a female Jedi as Female Jedi are BORN stronger and faster than men. Actually what Yoda never explained, nor did the OG story explain in any shape or form was that men cannot be Jedi. The whole;e story leading up to when Disney took over...The original movies were fan fiction. Disney is telling the true story. Women are the True Jedi. Men are cosplayers at best. So to conclude...Poor Luke. Spent all that time training...when he was actually just pretending.

    • @dunatyphon5416
      @dunatyphon5416 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jasonnames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wheelie2077
    @Wheelie2077 3 месяца назад +395

    "Attack me with all your strength!" "Surely, you can't be serious?" "I am serious and stop calling me Shirley!"

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 3 месяца назад +33

      Roger Roger.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +18

      Literally shouting "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" at each of her targets with all the nervous warbling of a tantruming toddler.

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 3 месяца назад +17

      The Jedi Temple!? What is it!?
      It's a big building where jedi train, but that's not important right now

    • @TheGruntski
      @TheGruntski 3 месяца назад +9

      Monty Python: "Attack me with the banana. What about a pointed stick?"

    • @varuug
      @varuug 3 месяца назад +7

      @@----.__ "What's our vector, Victor?"

  • @scottybreuer
    @scottybreuer 3 месяца назад +60

    Az. Come on. They didn't make Order 66 Chicken McNuggets fat just because they hate men. They also hate health and fitness and competency.

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g 3 месяца назад +837

    We now return to "AZ losing his mind..."

  • @KagagiouX
    @KagagiouX 3 месяца назад +71

    Someone who worked for Weinstein has a character 'flirt' with a child? Nah... couldn't see THAT coming...

  • @nuclearmedicineman6270
    @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 месяца назад +343

    If I had a dollar for every time the solution to an engineering problem was "just bypass it", I'd have.. zero dollars, because you don't bypass things on complicated machinery. Everything is there for a reason. You replace, repair, tighten, loosen, you never bypass because that's how things end up exploding and killing people.

    • @neilyb4590
      @neilyb4590 3 месяца назад +49

      Have you heard of Boeing masters of the bypass irw

    • @nunyabizz8730
      @nunyabizz8730 3 месяца назад +5

      Well said!

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 3 месяца назад +29

      Yeah good point.. I get the feeling these writers imagine a "heart bypass" would be to have all blood vessels completely bypass the heart to somehow fix the problem, dood.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 месяца назад +29

      Hey, I bypassed the automatic shutdown system at Chernobyl and NOTHING went wrong! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! *shifty eyes*

    • @CrazyJudgeYT
      @CrazyJudgeYT 3 месяца назад +6

      Meh, not the most egregious thing in the show. May not qualify as "complicated" but there is a pretty common thing called a delete on trucks that bypasses/ removes the exhaust filter which improves engine performance. Just an example off the top of my head, so not completely unheard of, but certainly not some brilliant move either.

  • @michaelmarino1420
    @michaelmarino1420 3 месяца назад +149

    The irony is that if they did attack her with all their strength the show would’ve ended in the first scene.

    • @dennisdouglas5941
      @dennisdouglas5941 3 месяца назад +23

      In a perfect world, it would have!

    • @Metzwerg74
      @Metzwerg74 3 месяца назад +11

      would have been a far better story then...

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 3 месяца назад +6

      Gonna call it now because this is how predictablly stupid the writers are: The Trinity chick faked her own death, sent the assasin after herself to throw the “evil” Jedi off her trail while she plots for this TERRIBLE assassin to somehow kill the “evil” Jedi for whatever reason. All the while she’s calling herself a “Sith” to not be associated with the Jedi. This would explain the “Sith” using a voice modulator and quoting that steel cannot kill a Jedi.
      There, I spoiled the rest of the series based only on the fact being “impaled” is a formality in DSW and “force healing” is a plot device anyone can do to cheat death.

    • @BeverageOfSorts
      @BeverageOfSorts 3 месяца назад +1

      "Nah, I'd win" but realised in show

    • @MagnanimousEntropy
      @MagnanimousEntropy 3 месяца назад

      No, she would have just screamed 'racism' and the Jedi would have backed off, grovelled and just let her win.

  • @CursedKelpie
    @CursedKelpie 3 месяца назад +833

    1: attack me with all of your strength
    2: no, I don't think I will
    1: why not?
    2: the way you asked was cringe

    • @nunyabizz8730
      @nunyabizz8730 3 месяца назад +25

      😂😂😂😂 Can I like this comment twice?

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +30

      Literally shouting "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" at each of her targets with all the nervous warbling of a tantruming toddler.

    • @dragonback6075
      @dragonback6075 3 месяца назад +25

      1 : why not?
      2 : it seemed a bit gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @primmakinsofis614
      @primmakinsofis614 3 месяца назад +8

      "Okay. Attack me with half your strength. Please?"

    • @CursedKelpie
      @CursedKelpie 3 месяца назад +9

      @@primmakinsofis614 no, I don’t want to. It still sounds like cringe

  • @Rizzo2185
    @Rizzo2185 3 месяца назад +21

    Yes apparently Jedi are susceptible to dust clouds, steak knives, and the McDonalds dollar menu…

    • @LDrosophila
      @LDrosophila 3 месяца назад +3

      Is that why the Dollar Menu is gone? All the Jedis except Rey died?

  • @roymills9334
    @roymills9334 3 месяца назад +55

    "In a galaxy far far away". Not far away enough if you ask me.

    • @Green-IV
      @Green-IV 3 месяца назад

      yeah lmao wtf
      supposed to be a different place where things work kinda differently which justifies things- then theres hollywood trying to turn it into an LGBQ theme park so more ppl visit disney world jesus christ why are we here

  • @occasional-dabbler
    @occasional-dabbler 3 месяца назад +19

    "A wookiee appears and I don't give a shit."
    The current state of Star Wars fandom in a nutshell.

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 3 месяца назад +144

    This is what happens when you hire people that don't know anything about Star Wars. They think it's all about magic and sword fights.

    • @fortunefinder5697
      @fortunefinder5697 3 месяца назад

      This is what happens when you hire shit tier writers.

    • @Sir_Godz
      @Sir_Godz 3 месяца назад +11

      and basic murder mystery writing

    • @mansiondave23
      @mansiondave23 3 месяца назад +15

      No. This is dei in its ultimate form. Hiring people for no reason beyond appearance. It’s as bad as the product of pure nepotism or cronyism.
      Good writers and entertainers that know nothing about Star Wars can turn out a good Star Wars product. These people cannot.

    • @theinfidel2143
      @theinfidel2143 3 месяца назад +11

      @@mansiondave23 A good writer would at least do some research into the subject he/she was writing about.

    • @The_Stranger1986
      @The_Stranger1986 3 месяца назад +7

      Kathleen Kennedy literally told Lesley to "make your story" !!! What the actual f**k???

  • @user-yv4mm6bx3c
    @user-yv4mm6bx3c 3 месяца назад +7

    "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." -Fatawan.

  • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
    @cheeseburgersuperior1874 3 месяца назад +56

    Obese One Kenobi has a glucose counts 100x more than master yoda with diabetic midiclorians.

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan 3 месяца назад +4

      Fast Food restaurant manager (points at the guy): "He is the Chosen One. Long has it been foretold that he shall bring balance to the Fries."

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 3 месяца назад

      @@clefsan "Are you an angel?"

    • @karatachi69
      @karatachi69 3 месяца назад

      His insulin needs are over 50,000!

    • @Kragar01
      @Kragar01 3 месяца назад +1

      He’s more ice cream now than man

    • @wkdpsin
      @wkdpsin 3 месяца назад

      Struth mate. Obese One Kenobi gave me my first involuntary belly laugh in days.

  • @smakfu1375
    @smakfu1375 3 месяца назад +12

    The ultimate in DEI television. The scary part: United Airlines thinks the same philosophy that led to this show, is great for picking pilots.

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 3 месяца назад +358

    Considering how many lesbians are in this show, wouldn't the McDonald's order be filet-o-fish?

    • @themadmoderator8465
      @themadmoderator8465 3 месяца назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 3 месяца назад +26

      The filet-o-fish also happens to be the worst thing on the menu

    • @paullatina7413
      @paullatina7413 3 месяца назад +6

      😂awesome

    • @nunyabizz8730
      @nunyabizz8730 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 3 месяца назад +8

      @@weswolever7477 Putting cheese on a fish sandwich is vile.

  • @KomarBrolan
    @KomarBrolan 3 месяца назад +9

    What was crazy is Osha somehow gets to Torban’s chamber a full minute quicker while never having been in the temple before. While the local Jedi apparently took the longest route.

  • @Jeromad
    @Jeromad 3 месяца назад +80

    Well this is definitely not a spoof like "the naked gun" , because "the naked gun" was actually freaking aqesome and funny!

    • @ralpha112233
      @ralpha112233 3 месяца назад +11

      The Naked Gun had a plot as well.

    • @shawnmcdaniel435
      @shawnmcdaniel435 3 месяца назад

      Having that chainsaw powered d1ldo from The Naked Gun in this show would be PRICELESS,( and appropriate). Lezlie H. could just bring hers from home.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 3 месяца назад

      Yeah this is more in line with the SeltzerBerg films.

  • @MikeHagenah
    @MikeHagenah 3 месяца назад +21

    The Acolyte is Leslye Headland's mega blockbuster hit show where she shows the world that the only thing holding her back from making a decent show is talent, work ethic, ability, intelligence, creativity, restraint, (self-)respect, selfawareness and basic human decency.
    The first episode kicks off with a weird fever dream where Trinity is somehow back in the Matrix. But the AI was only fed on Disney Star Wars content so the world and its rules make no damn sense. What follows is fight scene between Trinity and evil feminized discount Rick James which is initiated by one of Rick James' greatest hits.
    "Attack me with all your strength!" -> translation -> "Give it to me baby".
    But 5 minutes into the show Trinity realizes "wait a minute, this is really god damn stupid" and just dies out of embarresment for being in this travisty.
    What follows is a murder mystery without an actual murder mystery with good feminized discount Rick James in the middle of it.
    It is considered so incredibly complex that not even the Teletubbies wanted to give it a shoot because it would be an insult to their intellect.
    We get the strong implication that this is indeed a simulation because good feminized discount Rick James' awesomeness creates a glitch in the Matrix that makes fire burn slowly without oxygen in space. Later there is a prison break caused by a prisoner with the ability to mind control droids which could easily have been prevented if the droids controlling the ship would have encrypted their connection with Nord VPN.
    The episode ends with a ripoff scene from The Fugitive minus the stakes and the tension which makes good feminized discount Rick James act so stupid that one has to ask if she really trained to be a Jedi as a kid or that's what they told her and instead she visited a school for children with special needs.
    The premise of the second episode is that there is a Jedi master floating around in a room for the last 10 years until evil feminized discount Rick James tries to promt "Give it to me baby" on him but he doesn't like the song at all so this time it doesn't work. This guy's behavior marks the final confirmation that this isn't the world of Star Wars but a simulation within the Matrix because this Jedi acts entirely like an NPC. His clothes are clean, his facial hair looks like it's been taken care of and there is no sign of human excrements which would pile on after 10 years of not leaving this position. Evil feminized discount Rick James can't penetrate the force field with her song because of plot armor and those aren't the lines programmed into the NPC that causes him to interact with one of the other characters. Somehow she finds out what this NPC is all about, appearently she was able to have a look at his code because he also didn't encrypt his connection with Nord VPN.
    She phrases the lines nessesary to interact with him and hands him a vile that contains her song in liquified form which makes totally sense in the wolrd of Disney Star Wars and alignes with the loophole-free and tight worldbuilding we have seen so far in this show. He detests this song so much that it causes him to die of cringe especially after realizing that from here on out this "plotline" will only become even more god damn stupid.
    It seems obvious that with this show Leslye Headland wanted to impress her spiritual role model Steven Seagal.
    Like this show, Seagal movies make no sense what so ever and with a completion of just 25% of the runtime, the audience's intelligence and morals have been assaulted multiple times already. The main character turns always out to be the villain without Seagal/Disney realizing it. It's always a guy/in Disney's case girlboss with a dark past who goes on a killing spree for revenge and ends up causing way more destruction especially on innocent bystanders. But it's considered okay for the movie/show because it is Steven Seagal/current girlboss. After supressing those urges to kill the innocent, Seagal finally decides to kill the villain because the runtime of the movie almost hits 90 minutes and after that he has to work for free.
    Leslye Headland even managed to give us the closest to an actual Steven Seagal cameo in episode 2 representing Seagal with the morbidly obese Jedi padavan. It's like in his movies when most of the time it's not Seagal but a body double just for walking/waddling around and making the rest of the female cast uncomfortable and several times they have a voice over from the janitor whenever Seagal's mumbling becomes too incohesive or incomprehensible.
    And if there is one thing that Disney and Seagal movies taught us it's that even now it can always get much worse.

    • @wht-rabt-obj
      @wht-rabt-obj 3 месяца назад +2

      Space Ice, is that you? 😂

    • @noyesplease9522
      @noyesplease9522 3 месяца назад +1

      @@wht-rabt-obj I would love to see Space Ice do a bit about Disney Star Wars. This is truly comparable to Steven Seagals finest work

  • @och70
    @och70 3 месяца назад +145

    Execute Order Scissor Six ✂✂

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 3 месяца назад +6

      We're missing a few scissors =)

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +9

      And then, the Mary Sueth convinced the entire Jedi order to commit [CTRL-ALT-DEL] at once. And there was much rejoicing/scissoring.

    • @och70
      @och70 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Pentti_Hilkuri FOOKING SCISSORING!! If you get that reference, you've seen AZ's hilarious "Ocean Man" music video.

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 месяца назад +3

      yaaz yaaz acodyke

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 3 месяца назад +2

    "The actual spoof, Spaceballs, is more Star Wars than Star Wars. Ironic." - *Palpatine*

  • @neocortex2043
    @neocortex2043 3 месяца назад +77

    Scientists long have known that two women can not make a baby, but in Star Wars the experiments continue.

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 месяца назад +1

      yaaz yaaz

    • @dennisdouglas5941
      @dennisdouglas5941 3 месяца назад +1

      ZERO chance

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 3 месяца назад

      Yet. I'm sure someone will come up with a way to merge two eggs into a fetus. And then lesbians will outlaw men.

  • @lylewilson6493
    @lylewilson6493 3 месяца назад +11

    The way dude looks like a Bee Gee is hilarious..
    "Attack me with all your might..."
    "Night Fever.. Night FEEEVEER!!"

  • @Pentti_Hilkuri
    @Pentti_Hilkuri 3 месяца назад +63

    It's a murder and a mystery. The murder of the star wars franchise and a mystery of who TF greenlit this!?!?

  • @Agent_86_
    @Agent_86_ 3 месяца назад +17

    As a lifelong Peter Sellers fan I give you an A+++ for the Inspector Clouseau situational name drop!
    Clouseau:
    There is someone in this rheaum who kneaus more about the meaurder than he is telling.
    Suspect:
    Murder?
    Clouseau:
    What was that you said?
    Suspect:
    I said "murder".
    Clouseau:
    What meaurder?
    Suspect:
    I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".
    Clouseau:
    I said meaurder? YEAU said meaurder!
    Suspect:
    No, I said murder because you said murder.
    Clouseau:
    I SAID MEAURDER?!

    • @chadmyron2552
      @chadmyron2552 3 месяца назад +4

      “Does your dog bite?”
      “No”
      (Dog bites man)
      “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!?”
      “That is not my dog..”

  • @gardius8151
    @gardius8151 3 месяца назад +14

    Royston Vasey? "A local shop for local people. We'll have no trouble here!"

    • @pressb
      @pressb 3 месяца назад

      Who live locally.

    • @garylancaster8612
      @garylancaster8612 3 месяца назад

      Can also be "There's nothing for you here" as the final sentence. 😂

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 3 месяца назад +63

    In Hollywood, "might be" means "definitely is." Leslye Headland learned that from her sith master.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm starting to think she might have been a lot more than just an apprentice on her job... funny how Harvey took the fall and she's untouched...

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Xbalanque84 its insane she is given a pass

    • @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
      @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 3 месяца назад

      ​@@captaintoyota3171yeah, Quentin Tarantino as well, another scumbag enabler who turned a blind eye while HW bankrolled every single film he made.

    • @MrFryhead957
      @MrFryhead957 3 месяца назад +3

      Its amazing how Guislane Maxwell got sent down but Lesbian Headlamp gets off scot free

    • @mikeyua7
      @mikeyua7 3 месяца назад +1

      Only Sith deal in absolutes

  • @mansiondave23
    @mansiondave23 3 месяца назад +13

    “As intimidating as a person blowing their nose” made me recall the covid propaganda from the media-
    “I remember when a sneeze didn’t sound like a gun shot”

  • @StreetPreacherr
    @StreetPreacherr 3 месяца назад +30

    RESPECT THE SOURCE MATERIAL!
    "Order 66 Big Macs" was already PERFECT!

  • @mozax8118
    @mozax8118 3 месяца назад +15

    Happy Mens Mental Health Awareness Month.

  • @parapendejadas4913
    @parapendejadas4913 3 месяца назад +8

    Rachel Zegler: Most hated actress she/her/it in Holywoke"...
    Amandla Stenberg: "Hold my queer saber"....

  • @robotjones6434
    @robotjones6434 3 месяца назад +5

    It sounds like the jedi master took the poison, so he doesn't have to listen to her cringe anymore.

  • @morganwalters72
    @morganwalters72 3 месяца назад +29

    'Do you want a can of can't? '
    Do I get the 5 slurpo points?

    • @lostronin380
      @lostronin380 3 месяца назад +3

      "TROUBLE...trouble, we'll have no trouble here"

  • @Ribadi1
    @Ribadi1 3 месяца назад +2

    So, two sisters, one of them presumed dead, turns evil, goes around kills people. The second one just letting her go.
    So, it's batwoman, IN SPACE!

  • @lunkystraydog6572
    @lunkystraydog6572 3 месяца назад +124

    Jedi : Order 66 ......... Cheese burgers
    Clone trooper : " Order 66 " raises rifle ....... lowers it " Cheese burgers "
    Jedi : raises eyebrow , " Chese burgers "

    • @DHB373
      @DHB373 3 месяца назад +18

      …..and a diet Coke.

    • @atomicninjaduck9200
      @atomicninjaduck9200 3 месяца назад +12

      @@DHB373 Jedi: "Diet?"
      Clone Trooper: "I am trying to lose weight"
      Jedi: Raises eyebrow.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +3

      It looks like an AI-generated Dr. Pepper meme.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +10

      "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 3 месяца назад +3

      This is something I’d definitely hear in a Robot Chicken Star Wars parody

  • @IOJFJM
    @IOJFJM 3 месяца назад +8

    I think the plot and how it develops reflects the lack of focus, short attention span and the incapacity of delaying gratification of everyone involved in the writing.

  • @andrewwilliamson5121
    @andrewwilliamson5121 3 месяца назад +41

    This is a local jedi temple, for local jedi, there's nothing for you here!

  • @Avery-P_arker
    @Avery-P_arker 3 месяца назад +34

    "Brown boy summer"- love it!

  • @majorgear1021
    @majorgear1021 3 месяца назад +6

    Fat Jedi: “I bypassed the compressor!”
    Master Jedi: “Try passing by Burger King next time.”

  • @endovault8003
    @endovault8003 3 месяца назад +13

    Suicide in Star Wars. That's just fucked up.

    • @MrSuckeragi
      @MrSuckeragi 3 месяца назад +2

      White Guilt metaphor >_

  • @PR3DATOR490
    @PR3DATOR490 3 месяца назад +104

    "Attack me with all of your strength"
    - Repeatedly gets curbstomped by Jedi who barely fight back.
    What does the Acolyte expect is going to happen when she fights a Jedi that ACTUALLY does attack her with all of their strength ?
    This series is still in the timeframe to let Yoda show up... watch her get plastered by a 500 year old puppet.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 месяца назад +12

      Literally shouting "HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" at each of her targets with all the nervous warbling of a tantruming toddler.

    • @Darkstarsovereign
      @Darkstarsovereign 3 месяца назад

      God it ould be great if it actually Edward Norton’d her
      In an instant goes from 1/10 to 10/10

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Xbalanque84I read that in 1980s song lyrics.

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler 3 месяца назад +14

      "Attack me with all of your strength"
      -Force Throws assassin off the nearest cliff
      -goes back to sipping space beer

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 3 месяца назад +3

      The 'Yoda Slap, but in reverse'

  • @johnbransby6231
    @johnbransby6231 3 месяца назад +4

    I think I realize why we do not see Yoda, he saw what was going on on and said stupid these people are, out of here I am . He found a nice beach to hang out at for a couple centuries until smart people were in charge again.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 3 месяца назад +1

      Well I hope Yoda enjoys the beach because he might be there a for while because nearly everyone at Disney is delusional stupid.

  • @crintraian
    @crintraian 3 месяца назад +20

    I have friends who are still fans and watch this and even they can't explain what's happening, you can see the shine in their eye vanish as they try to convince you "It's still Star Wars guys."

    • @tommymarco9893
      @tommymarco9893 3 месяца назад +4

      ag shame. I have a friend like this as well. and they love this trash.

    • @karatachi69
      @karatachi69 3 месяца назад +5

      Shark eyes. They get shark eyes when they explain how this is tooootally still Star Wars.

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN 3 месяца назад +6

      Cognitive dissonance.

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 3 месяца назад +4

      Sorry to hear that brother ....

    • @strangelee4400
      @strangelee4400 3 месяца назад +3

      Star wars is shite. All of it. Even the first one. Go and watch it... you'll see how it's been tainted by the memory of the 'modern' films and series.

  • @brockdavid
    @brockdavid 3 месяца назад +40

    Haha, Ghey Ryan Kinel! It cannot, and will not, be UNSEEN!

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 3 месяца назад +5

    Speaking of "Naked Gun", that "Oh boy!" delivery was Leslie Neilson levels of deadpan there Az!
    Very well done.

  • @gurumagoo
    @gurumagoo 3 месяца назад +10

    Hotpie from Game of Thrones is learning the ways of the Force.

  • @theelder4797
    @theelder4797 3 месяца назад +4

    Yoda will show up with a full head of hair and sporting a little padawan braid.

  • @sapphiro
    @sapphiro 3 месяца назад +2

    Watching 1 episode of Disney Star Wars ❌️
    Watching 6 youtubers roast 1 episode of Disney Star Wars ✅️

  • @brrrayday
    @brrrayday 3 месяца назад +7

    My poor, beloved Star Wars...how far the mighty have fallen

  • @joba4848
    @joba4848 3 месяца назад +3

    ‘League of Gentlemen’ reference.
    Enjoying my prize as I write.

  • @lemonacidrounds7293
    @lemonacidrounds7293 3 месяца назад +7

    Amandla is having some extraordinary skills. She got the 1st place from Rachel Zegler in fans interactions.

  • @michaelamaya9032
    @michaelamaya9032 3 месяца назад +2

    "Execute Order 66 McChicken Nuggets!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TJCID22
    @TJCID22 3 месяца назад +20

    I bet AZ is regretting that diet now. If he had remained on his fat trajectory he could have become a Jedi.

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 3 месяца назад +1

    10:45. The button on that tunic is doing overtime.

  • @yerushalaimnehereset
    @yerushalaimnehereset 3 месяца назад +65

    "He looks like a gay Ryan Kinel."
    Wait, Ryan Kinel isn't already the gay version of Ryan Kinel?

  • @ianlassitter2397
    @ianlassitter2397 3 месяца назад +4

    Nothing like overweight Jedi’s to impart that “we are an order of discipline” message.

  • @TheMartsky99
    @TheMartsky99 3 месяца назад +1

    This is hilarious 😂 I laughed so hard I cried. It's a shame the Acolyte has only 8 episodes, the RUclips content is so good

  • @manaflow1980
    @manaflow1980 3 месяца назад +1

    You sir, are a legend! This video provided more entertainment than the first two Acolyte episodes combined. Due to your superb reviews and the already legendary Starfield Rant you deserve at least 1 million subs ASAP.

  • @ashesmoria5902
    @ashesmoria5902 3 месяца назад +19

    Ngl, Az, I'm happy to see the Robyn Hood gagging carry-on. Lol

  • @CouchCoop128
    @CouchCoop128 3 месяца назад +1

    I run a local co-op channel for local people so, reference got, about to enjoy a freshly opened 'I can I can't'

  • @richardmarshall2858
    @richardmarshall2858 3 месяца назад +2

    Just remembered what that bearded Jedi reminded me of, search big train Chaka Khan vs the bee gees 😂

  • @erraticuk
    @erraticuk 3 месяца назад +7

    If a force user can create a dust cloud, I'm pretty sure a jedi master could clear the cloud with a wave of his hand.

    • @BookOfWorms
      @BookOfWorms 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but AZ pointed out they have REALLY let themselves go since yonder grand days of Brotherhood of Darkness and the canon story that once was and still should be

    • @ElecManEXE
      @ElecManEXE 3 месяца назад +1

      One single powerful push can create the dust cloud. You can go to an area with dry soil and aim a leaf blower straight down and whip up a big cloud of dust pretty easy. Clearing it out would require a lot more force over a much wider area. Trying to blow that same dust cloud clear with the leaf blower would be much more difficult.
      Granted some of the things they've shown the force doing in this show and other recent Disney sludge makes it seem like a constant wide-area push wouldn't be that big of a deal, though. They never seem to think of having force users counter what other force abilities are used in these shows.

    • @BookOfWorms
      @BookOfWorms 3 месяца назад

      @@ElecManEXE even with a wide area force push taking a bit more, there is still the fact that every Jedi of at least middling skill level has the classic remote training. Headland can borrow the line, and NOT remember the scene it was used for? But it shouldn’t be surprising considering they are supposed to be all about pronouns and forgot that R2 has identified as he/him since episode 4 released in theaters. Makes it awful difficult to claim he’s a lesbian, especially when he extends a third leg, and is called on frequently for his expertise to plug into an outlet to get what he’s looking for. If anything, that makes him their worst nightmare: a Chad player.
      They want to play the dirty game, they should try researching first.

    • @ElecManEXE
      @ElecManEXE 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh, without a doubt, I'm not saying they shouldn't be able to beat a dust cloud. Many ways they should easily get around that, especially with how they absolutely dominated mop head just minutes ago. In order for it to actually work the Jedi have to lose all their abilities for no reason.
      Bad writing in obvious effect, she needs to get away for the plot to happen and they either can't think of a way to get her away convincingly *or* they think the solution they came up with is actually super clever and convincing. Considering she's an assassin and she uses throwing knives and poison, I'm assuming they think a dust cloud is a super cool ninja technique and don't even care that it's dumb and should in no way work because it fits the picture they're trying to paint.

  • @CatSixty6
    @CatSixty6 3 месяца назад +2

    Haha, not only did the Jedi ignore her but she got the droid out to throw a device onto the part that was exposed anyways. Why did she have the child throw something at it to potentially warn the people in the temple. Also there isn't only a skylight but a side window that directly leads towards the streets that nobody noticed :D
    It was hilarious to watch, I almost got a sore belly from laughing xD

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 3 месяца назад +19

    All Jedi can be defeated by sand canon confirmed.

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 месяца назад +11

      To be fair, sand is pretty rough, it gets everywhere and it can be distracting.

    • @corvus_armatura7595
      @corvus_armatura7595 3 месяца назад +3

      And people laughed at me when I said I was a fan of SANDpeople.

    • @jimmyjunk3093
      @jimmyjunk3093 3 месяца назад +1

      I heard a certain Jedi didn't like sand.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 3 месяца назад +1

      That's why Vader doesn't hate it, but Anakin does. And why Rey likes sand. HHHHHmmmmmm...

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cheeseburgersuperior1874 Sand is the substance of the dark side!

  • @jamememes4114
    @jamememes4114 3 месяца назад

    This is my guess:
    The "big reveal" is going to be that the twins were *actually* working together - a most brilliant plot twist made possible by the sheer stupidity and incompetence of everyone around them.

  • @joshuabrzezinski2828
    @joshuabrzezinski2828 3 месяца назад +9

    Apparently, there are not 2 sisters and we have a fight club situation going on. This I guess is the real twist they are aiming for.

    • @shadf7902
      @shadf7902 3 месяца назад +9

      Thats about the dumbest thing they could come up with, so I 100% believe it.

    • @joshuabrzezinski2828
      @joshuabrzezinski2828 3 месяца назад +1

      @shadf7902 I guess Headcase made all the actors watch fight club b4 they started filming and she didn't seem upset when the twins got leaked. So it makes sense she has some other "twist"
      It won't save that sh*t show

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 3 месяца назад

      it's not her sister, it's the force all along because the force is female.

  • @markk7731
    @markk7731 3 месяца назад +1

    8:54: Trying to blend in. Is that an allegory for squatting?

  • @bishopsopening
    @bishopsopening 3 месяца назад +72

    11:05 omg that had me in bits, absolute savage 🤣

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 3 месяца назад

    1:45 League of Gentlemen, Edward and Tubbs in their Local Shop in Royston Vasey. One of the best British sketch comedies of all time, best wedding speech ever.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 месяца назад +35

    DarthDonalds is my favourite Sith Burger.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 3 месяца назад +3

      DarthDonalds now in association with Ronald Schlurpo, serving your favourite Sith Burgers of Disney Stonk Wants.

    • @ErikDeMann
      @ErikDeMann 3 месяца назад +3

      /waves hand: "You want to go home and reconsider your diet.."

    • @richardtreat7955
      @richardtreat7955 3 месяца назад +1

      You should try their Cries. It’s Heaven.

  • @graymatter6810
    @graymatter6810 3 месяца назад +2

    Damn... Your commentaries on these episodes are the best on RUclips.. 😂

    • @tkps
      @tkps 3 месяца назад +1

      Disparu's are pretty good too so I always watch both taking turns on who gets to tell me the plot first but still watching the other.

  • @MrSuckeragi
    @MrSuckeragi 3 месяца назад

    I'm still laughing my ass off at the jedi master telling the alien kid with NO EYELIDS to CLOSE HIS EYES

  • @ShadowDissector
    @ShadowDissector 3 месяца назад +15

    "...he looks like a gay Ryan Kinel, don't worry about that bit..." 😂

    • @TCK-9
      @TCK-9 3 месяца назад +1

      Redundant statement, but still funny.

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek 3 месяца назад +1

    You know Az, the most surprising and enjoyable thing in this whole video was your singing!

  • @draydensmith9043
    @draydensmith9043 3 месяца назад +11

    So good!🤣🤣🤣 At least Minons franchise understands that the cater to families. Universal Studios in Florida has great Minons merchandise, bakery, and Cafe.

  • @VorpalBunnysRevenge
    @VorpalBunnysRevenge 3 месяца назад

    Once the council promotes him, we can call him Jedi Hot Pie.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 3 месяца назад +7

    Question, how did she expect to administer the poison?
    Like aerosolized would prob work but if it was meant to be drank... wtf.

  • @socipathicgaming5914
    @socipathicgaming5914 3 месяца назад +1

    I find it hilarious that the most logical thing about this show is the twins having the same hair cut.

  • @HexKitty
    @HexKitty 3 месяца назад +5

    Listening to Brown Boy Summer ask good questions and get shut down reminds me of Jerry from Rick & Morty do the same, to the same result. Huh.

  • @MichaelOglesby
    @MichaelOglesby 3 месяца назад

    Best 20 minutes of comedy ever. Brilliant. Should be on the DVD as alternative commentary.

  • @TsDwelling
    @TsDwelling 3 месяца назад +4

    Reparations are now in Star Wars....wow.

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 3 месяца назад

    66 chicken mcnuggets? That guy's big enough to have eaten 66 entire Mega Ultra Chickens!

  • @Fistfullofpizza
    @Fistfullofpizza 3 месяца назад +5

    The scissor-chlorian count is off the chart.

  • @TJ347
    @TJ347 3 месяца назад

    Just wait until the fifth episode, when Fatawan makes "Force Hungry" a canon Jedi ability.

  • @-Keith-
    @-Keith- 3 месяца назад +4

    In legends, there was a hutt dark jedi. Most hutts are obese because of indulging in the excesses of their lavish lifestyles, but this hutt was swoll as can be because of his training. Jedi training does not allow one to become obese because it is a strict way of mental self discipline and physical training. And dark jedi/sith aren't going to become obese because they're so focused on becoming powerful that anything that would get in the way of their strength (like eating too much) would be discarded.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 месяца назад

      Leia fought a hutt force user in one of the books

    • @-Keith-
      @-Keith- 3 месяца назад

      @@GH-ub7qz Same one that I was talking about

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 3 месяца назад

      @@-Keith-yeah... i read most of the books written before the prequels came out and spawned a bunch of prequel books....i don't remember the titles to most anymore, or what other stuff came out...i kept them for some reason unlike many hundreds of other books i donated to goodwill ..i guess Disney may want to burn them all .. lol

  • @SergeyBerengard
    @SergeyBerengard 3 месяца назад

    I loved it when she threw the knife at the force field and it bounced back and got stuck in her thigh. So then she pointed at it with both her palms and screamed in agony before running off to find Shikaka.

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide 3 месяца назад +2

    10:42 Obese-Wan Cannoli.

    • @legiran9564
      @legiran9564 3 месяца назад

      My keyboard is covered in beer. THANKS!

  • @Theseus9-cl7ol
    @Theseus9-cl7ol 3 месяца назад +9

    "Gay Ryan Kinnel" lol poor Ryan.

  • @emilyorter3661
    @emilyorter3661 3 месяца назад

    No wonder the empire won, Gravywan is gonna die of a heart attack when trying to run.

  • @williamroberts6803
    @williamroberts6803 3 месяца назад +4

    So three feet tall and scary angry girl boss can’t touch this.

  • @paulc.288
    @paulc.288 3 месяца назад +1

    I haven't laughed this hard at recaps since the Robyin Hood series! I know watching this 💩 is killing you, but thank you! 😂😂😂

  • @DJCORA
    @DJCORA 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow just wow ..spot on,bro. Im watching it but then again i have a tendency to just stare at campfires for hours straight on end.

  • @d4ve0fw4r
    @d4ve0fw4r 3 месяца назад

    I’m so glad “The Robyn Hood Noise” is back

  • @RaymuHakurei
    @RaymuHakurei 3 месяца назад

    You've got to admit. It was bold of the writers to give a backstory to Jabba the Hutt.

  • @TheCarterKent
    @TheCarterKent 3 месяца назад +3

    In Episode ONE: They Ripped off that "The Fugitive" scene.
    In Episode TWO: They ripped off the "poison the martial arts teacher's food" from "Kill Bill".
    In Episode THREE: ???? .......(perhaps the "it's twoo, it's twoo" scene from "Blazing Saddles").

  • @Dude-co6cx
    @Dude-co6cx 3 месяца назад +1

    What bothers me most is that Miramax made great movies, George Lucas made great movies...how the f*** didn't LezHead and Klu Klux Kennedy learn ANYTHING?!? How?!

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 месяца назад +10

    Jedi Abetus has struck again. Order of 66 Big Mack's is in, and he's super sized it!

    • @S4ns
      @S4ns 3 месяца назад +1

      Master Wilfred Brimley, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?