TheAcoloyte Episode 4 Review: Written By Window Lickers For Window Lickers!!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • The Acolyte episode 4. The only mercy is it is really short because nothing happens except a bunch of stupid s*&t. Including adding Master Yedi that won't even be born for another thirty years.
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  • @nullbubble791
    @nullbubble791 7 месяцев назад +623

    Ki-Adi Mundi's older brother Ki-Adi Tuesdi

    • @UlmoIsGod
      @UlmoIsGod 7 месяцев назад +41

      Ah... You speak Aussie

    • @karlthorsten9118
      @karlthorsten9118 7 месяцев назад +46

      Must have a sister, too. Kie-Audrey Wenday.

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 7 месяцев назад +54

      They could have at least used his father: Ki Adi Sundi

    • @arghanothername
      @arghanothername 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@karlthorsten9118is she the goth chick in the family?

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 7 месяцев назад +16

      I am so disappointed in myself for guffawing at that.

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511 7 месяцев назад +1387

    Not only Wookieepedia quickly retcon the character's bio, but I'm also just surprise that they didn't change it to having Anakin blowing up the Death Star.

    • @Karaksonen
      @Karaksonen 7 месяцев назад +213

      Wokeipedia more like.
      Ever since they added pronouns and whatnot that side just went downhill with the quality of it's content.

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@Karaksonen*site?

    • @HellsFallenAngel1
      @HellsFallenAngel1 7 месяцев назад +65

      Analin blew up the Death Star is now cannon. If you think about it, the only person to be alive after the Death Star blew up was Palpatine…. So he saved the emperor. Disney-cannons shooting holes through plots.

    • @wombatillo
      @wombatillo 7 месяцев назад

      Retconned by helpful idiots or paid stooges. "A fandom site" indeed.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 7 месяцев назад +83

      Just like Wikipedia, which used to be a decent source of information.

  • @gaming_crusades
    @gaming_crusades 7 месяцев назад +464

    2012: “I wonder what the future of Star Wars holds in store for us!”
    2024: “We have a Jedi Master so powerful that he lived even before he was born”

    • @AteshSeruhn
      @AteshSeruhn 7 месяцев назад +16

      Is it possible to learn this power?
      *slow turning of the head*
      Not from someone sane.

    • @itariwasashi1645
      @itariwasashi1645 7 месяцев назад +8

      Well I think Ki-Adi-Mundi is the Sith lord behind this all. He has the evil dark side power of "force conception". His Force conception is so powerful it works both ways. Not only did he have a hand in creating the force twins using his force conception but he also tapped into the thread and used his force conception ability as a pre-natal force ghost, thus allowing him to conceive himself before his actual birth... Through the force. Ki-Adi-mundi has no real parents. He is a wound in the force much like Darth Nihilus. He conceived himself using the force therefore he is a paradox. He then used his force conception to put himself into the force womb and rebirth himself in 93 BBY.

    • @craigjacks588
      @craigjacks588 7 месяцев назад

      But how is that even possible? They gave an impressive feat to a scumbag MAN! Clearly this was a mistake, and whoever did it should be canceled on Twitter. Only gay, stunning and brave wymen can do things that defy the laws of physics...or common sense.

    • @thrrax
      @thrrax 7 месяцев назад +5

      Chuck Norris was a Jedi Infinite Master. Chuck Norris is also The Force.

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 7 месяцев назад +2

      -" That's NOTHING ! I went to the Future and left it behind. . . "
      🙄

  • @sakehump7536
    @sakehump7536 7 месяцев назад +290

    J : joke
    E : equity
    D : diversity
    I : inclusion

    • @abcde_fz
      @abcde_fz 7 месяцев назад +11

      Ah, very clever you are.
      And famous you will be.
      ------ Noted istphobe Yoda,
      ------ commenting on J.E.D.I. comic genius.

    • @xel1673
      @xel1673 7 месяцев назад

      For at least a year now they have been trying to change DEI into JEDI. The J standing for "justice".

    • @chrisbuxton1958
      @chrisbuxton1958 7 месяцев назад +11

      Funny and accurate.

    • @RhysCallinan-hf7qx
      @RhysCallinan-hf7qx 7 месяцев назад +11

      Diversity should be diversion, and inclusion should be idiocy.

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@RhysCallinan-hf7qx stop thinking logically
      just let the "farce" flow through you!

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest 7 месяцев назад +106

    The former personal assistant to a serial rapist gets 180 million dollars to make a vindication therapy session basically and it is no wonder that this show is trash.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 7 месяцев назад +10

      Finally KK hired someone just as qualified as herself. You know...someone who used to get coffee and take notes for people who were actually qualified to do something.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@frocat5163 At least back then she was actually learning something and the only problem was is that those lessons where too advanced for her.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 7 месяцев назад +235

    "THEY DIDN'T BREAK CANON! They retconned the lore afterwards! Shut up Chuds!" - Woki-pedia editors (undoubtedly)

  • @fenicusfro9091
    @fenicusfro9091 7 месяцев назад +455

    Don't be silly Az, Anakin isn't in the Acolyte. He's far too busy blowing up the Death Star!

    • @glitterkitty1979
      @glitterkitty1979 7 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lwiis64
      @Lwiis64 7 месяцев назад +2

      Which is not a bad thing, because it all depends on which side are you on.

  • @e.c.winner7252
    @e.c.winner7252 7 месяцев назад +140

    I’m fully convinced that every new Star War is a huge tax evasion/money laundering/embezzlement grift-scam.
    That’s the only way that any of this makes sense to me. They’re so cheap, and so so so bad, but they cost SO MUCH MONEY.

    • @alexedwards6509
      @alexedwards6509 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@kelpie1533 Mel Brookes brings you SpaceNoBalls. I see your Swartz is gayer than mine

    • @hundkebab2433
      @hundkebab2433 7 месяцев назад +5

      pretty much this - all that money is getting loaded offshore with only a minimal fraction going to the actual show
      someone needs to tip off the IRS tbh

    • @MrDeepseadweller
      @MrDeepseadweller 7 месяцев назад

      Well she was Harvey Weinstein’s PA so it’s safe to assume she has plenty of dirt on plenty of people who control the purse strings in Hollywood.

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 7 месяцев назад +2

      No wonder Lesbian Headlamp's the showrunner. She knows how to keep a secret.

    • @gruby970
      @gruby970 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@hundkebab2433 and what is IRS gonna do? touch a penny of tiny hat money? Come on.

  • @xel1673
    @xel1673 7 месяцев назад +52

    Tiny Audience: Oh, neat. A Jedi Wookie. Maybe that will be cool to watch.
    The Acolyte show: *murders Jedi Wookie off-screen without him doing a damn thing*

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 7 месяцев назад +1

      Not true... the wookie almost had a minute of screen time....
      /s

    • @thenson1Halo
      @thenson1Halo 7 месяцев назад +3

      Instead of a Lowbacca we got a berightbacca.

    • @rubenfrankish
      @rubenfrankish 7 месяцев назад

      He fixed a speeder and growled... why are you so negative... we'll get a flash back at some point showing him lighting one up, and it will be really, really exciting. Sabers lighting up used to mean something... now it's like getting the milk out the fridge for a cuppa!

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 7 месяцев назад +85

    -No knowledge of history, mythology, science, the product, the company, basic common sense.
    -Character flips on a dime, says she's good and people believe her; she gets away with murder because of it
    -Costs millions of dollars but still somehow looks cheap
    This show is a perfect *representation* of extremely rich women with no actual problems in life

    • @Mrs.Grave5433
      @Mrs.Grave5433 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fucking truth. Wealthy Overly Emotional Liberal Big City Women who think watching The View makes them Neo in the Matrix & the second coming of Christ.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ashleybanks-wm4cg What in the hell gave you the impression anything about this show was "cool"? The whole thing is so terribly written. They tried to set up a murder mystery and almost immediately spoiled it in their very first episode. They had a jedi off himself by drinking poison, only to reveal that he wasn't responsible for ANYTHING that he's being blamed for (by a known sith apprentice, btw), and was introduced as someone who's prone to peaceful meditation. The murderer is revealed to have started the fire (even though a stone temple wouldn't burn like that, even if the lesbo space-coven mopped their floors with gasoline) and had a direct hand in the very thing she's trying to get revenge for!
      What is cool about this garbage to you?! What about this story, that you are choosing to uncritically consume, interests you? Is it just bright lights and pretty colors you're after? Buying a kaleidoscope and staring at it for an hour is far cheaper than Disney+, bud.

    • @frankvandorp2059
      @frankvandorp2059 7 месяцев назад

      @@ashleybanks-wm4cg "Because it has a woman?"
      Yeah, that must be it, there were no women in any Star Wars films before Disney got it, after all.
      Oh wait. Maybe there actually were, and you are about as intelligent as an oyster with a birth defect for even making this argument.

  • @evaper665
    @evaper665 7 месяцев назад +386

    Can't wait for Gandalf to make a guest appearance

    • @siddreddy1416
      @siddreddy1416 7 месяцев назад +23

      I think we will see Willow first 😂

    • @rachellandry3116
      @rachellandry3116 7 месяцев назад +24

      FLY you fools! As he fights a Rancor

    • @yojimbo26
      @yojimbo26 7 месяцев назад +15

      They don't have the rights. Expect a discount Gandalf of colour though.

    • @viniciuscardoso8056
      @viniciuscardoso8056 7 месяцев назад +4

      Wainting saruman played by😂 McKellen

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@yojimbo26 lil G'andalf is OG fam

  • @amarcellus1714
    @amarcellus1714 7 месяцев назад +297

    Ki-Adi-Mundi didn't even come to mind when i saw him. I just thought, "Oh cool, another Cerean." When I found out afterwards, i was like "FUCK"

    • @renaissancenovice7202
      @renaissancenovice7202 7 месяцев назад +13

      Yeah, didn't even look like him which you'd think he would given how much makeup it takes to show one.

    • @papichuckle
      @papichuckle 7 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah, I assumed it was just the same alien race

    • @FatT45
      @FatT45 7 месяцев назад +8

      Nope not for me knew what they were doing with member berries when saw Ki and Plo and said ah 5:32 eff when will Yoda appear, but remember they have done replaced him with a green female ! They care nothing about actual canon or timelines and only member berries!

    • @B0redom13
      @B0redom13 7 месяцев назад +9

      You think the writers even knew the name of his race lol

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 7 месяцев назад +11

      There's your problem. You were thinking.

  • @godsbadkarma
    @godsbadkarma 7 месяцев назад +77

    KK & Lesbian Headlamp aren't qualified to run a fucking lemonade stand.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 7 месяцев назад +5

      To be fair, going by their track record, they'd manage to turn it into a piss sales stand.

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 7 месяцев назад +8

      They'd pee in the lemonade, pat themselves on the back for creating "organic" lemonade, then call you evil for not loving it.

  • @Lwiis64
    @Lwiis64 7 месяцев назад +25

    Why is a wookiee dead from a lightsaber slash when an impalement doesn't kill a human? Disney's Star War logic is hard.

    • @godsbadkarma
      @godsbadkarma 7 месяцев назад +4

      Bold of you to assume logic is involved anywhere at Disney's LucasFilm.

  • @anubus30
    @anubus30 7 месяцев назад +43

    Master Ki-Adi-Mundi was not born until 39 years after this takes place lol

    • @thenson1Halo
      @thenson1Halo 7 месяцев назад +6

      I guess this is what happens when they destroy the EU and fire the entire joint continuity department of Lucasfilm and Del Rey and give their salaries to a pack of wannabe girl bosses.

  • @doodystreams
    @doodystreams 7 месяцев назад +508

    Ki Adi Mundi Father Force Sperm was so strong, he managed to live 40 yrs before his birthday.
    I'm looking at the Revenge of the Sith compendium and it states He was born in 93BBY. The series takes place in 123 BBY

    • @Legiondel
      @Legiondel 7 месяцев назад +83

      People on twitter are using the: that date isn’t canon defense. So tiresome

    • @dogstar5927
      @dogstar5927 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dude’s got a dick growing outta his head ! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

    • @doodystreams
      @doodystreams 7 месяцев назад +89

      ​​​@@Legiondellol it's in the movie compendium
      Can't get more Canon than that

    • @Legiondel
      @Legiondel 7 месяцев назад

      @@doodystreams i know, try telling that to those braindead shills. And we are the toxic ones haha. Yet they are the ones changing everything. In this case just for a: hey member this guy moment

    • @Kairax
      @Kairax 7 месяцев назад +26

      Nah nah nah. It's all makes sense!
      123 > 93 so he was 30 years old. Right? ... right?? ( what BBY even is)
      extreme /s if you not got it :)

  • @anajuni5800
    @anajuni5800 7 месяцев назад +52

    1977: “May the Force be with you.”
    2024: his pronouns might be they / them

  • @KennethBlum-sl6rx
    @KennethBlum-sl6rx 7 месяцев назад +17

    "Come at me...
    with all your cringe!"

  • @winters0075
    @winters0075 7 месяцев назад +17

    I lost it at "They SaBAAAAAAAAAARD!" and that deadpan stare at the end. Hats off to you, Az. Don't ever change that sense of humor.

  • @freakbiker
    @freakbiker 7 месяцев назад +52

    Notice how Leslie's wife never refers to Sol as "Master Sol" even though she does so to other Je-DEI?

    • @Kridian01
      @Kridian01 7 месяцев назад

      I thought green head was Sol's master?

    • @freakbiker
      @freakbiker 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Kridian01 Even Yoda referred to Kenobi as Master Kenobi. Just more shit writing

    • @TheJimmyClip
      @TheJimmyClip 7 месяцев назад

      Because she is actually 'Yoghurt' from Space Balls

  • @haitch2676
    @haitch2676 7 месяцев назад +113

    The reviews shouldn’t be more entertaining than the show, and yet here we are. Enjoying Az’s rants and not watching the show. Life is good!

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 7 месяцев назад +9

      I hope for all our sakes he can make it through the remaining episodes before he loses it completely.

    • @travisgeorge1553
      @travisgeorge1553 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yet, it's been like this, for 7+ years....

    • @funzario144
      @funzario144 7 месяцев назад +5

      People always find a way to get entertained. Hollywood did not expect , that watching the reviews of their turd shows will be peak entertainment once.

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's sad that when Hollywood has gotten so bad, that watching reviews about said popular thing, is more entertaining than actually watching the show.

  • @grahamsiner1772
    @grahamsiner1772 7 месяцев назад +57

    Ki Adi Mundi was the one in phantom menace that said the SITH have been extinct for a millennium- he must get a massive bang to the head in this car crash of a series

    • @railmacher1303
      @railmacher1303 7 месяцев назад +15

      Any bets he is going to lose his memory at the end of the series and forgot he met the Sith a 100 years before Episode 1 and also he forgot he was born 30 years earlier than he thinks he is? 🤣

    • @renaissancenovice7202
      @renaissancenovice7202 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lol

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 7 месяцев назад +1

      He didn't get the memo.

  • @thundermaxx1273
    @thundermaxx1273 7 месяцев назад +166

    Leslye Headland: Hello, I don't know anything at all about Star Wars but I want you to give me 150 million dollars to create a SW story that has lesbians, pronouns, and makes The FORCE more female while at the the same time makes the Jedi look like mass murders.
    Kathleen Kennedy: DONE! And don't forget to make your lead character female, all powerful and ALWAYS correct about everything.
    Leslye Headland: YOU got it, boss! I'll make you proud!
    And the rest is cinematic excrement history!!🤢🤮

    • @charlestruppi7793
      @charlestruppi7793 7 месяцев назад

      And don’t forget, that after she gets this one in a million opportunity that she is totally unqualified for that makes her filthy rich, she goes around telling people that women like her are victims and put down in society. You can’t make this crap up.

    • @doomsdave3321
      @doomsdave3321 7 месяцев назад +5

      And don't forget her skin colour must be darker than Luke, his Father and all who are to come.

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 7 месяцев назад +2

      Gotta wonder what George did to her.

    • @analogsignal
      @analogsignal 7 месяцев назад +7

      $180

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@chaos.corner Not so much George as Spielberg (most of her pre-Disney credits are on Spielberg movies, her only work with Lucas was on the Indy movies) and the stories are that Spielberg had to overrule her constantly in production meetings because she kept coming up with inane ideas which would destroy the plot. Oh, and she was also well known as the "pass-around girl" on set because she brought all the guys "coffee".

  • @davidl4312
    @davidl4312 7 месяцев назад +14

    Leslie wife is surely the sith, not because it's interesting or clever but because I can't imagine her putting her wife in a background role

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm 7 месяцев назад +4

    The best part about all this. Is that the writer for the Acolyte said that the pronoun addition was a Joke…. And that all writing was signed off on by Lucas films execs. Essentially winning the lawsuit for Gina, since she was punished for making the joke about pronouns lmfao

  • @916hayabusa
    @916hayabusa 7 месяцев назад +77

    RIP MUNDI, only Disney can make characters die twice.

    • @spasmplayer7422
      @spasmplayer7422 7 месяцев назад

      Well, Lucasfilm did kill Shaak-Ti four times...

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 7 месяцев назад

      Somehow, Ki-Adi-Mundi returned.

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 7 месяцев назад +113

    So lightsabres can burn through 10 feet of steel doors yet when used to cuts a Wookie down, no fur is burnt ?

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 7 месяцев назад +23

      It looked like a light graze on tough fur
      The wookie actually died from second hand embarrassment

    • @sabatheus
      @sabatheus 7 месяцев назад +17

      You're actually expecting these people to know how basic physics works? They think rock burns like wood, and fire in space looks like a camp fire in Earth's 1G atmosphere.

    • @mkhud50n
      @mkhud50n 7 месяцев назад

      his fur IS burning

    • @calcariachimera
      @calcariachimera 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@mkhud50n it really isn't

    • @calcariachimera
      @calcariachimera 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@sabatheus lol good point!

  • @stephenshelton4267
    @stephenshelton4267 7 месяцев назад +35

    I'm surprised they don't have transporters, food replicators, and tricorders considering how poorly they know the source material.

    • @ArionNoble
      @ArionNoble 7 месяцев назад +9

      Beam me up, Obi.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 7 месяцев назад

      I think with the lack of droids etc, they think the tech wasn't advanced. At least that's how it seems.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 7 месяцев назад +9

      Use the force Harry, Gandalf

    • @renaissancenovice7202
      @renaissancenovice7202 7 месяцев назад +3

      Wait for it

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 7 месяцев назад

      They should probably fly over the forest and use the scanners on their ship.

  • @michiganman9599
    @michiganman9599 7 месяцев назад +7

    Caroline Dries: Nobody’s a worse show runner than me!
    Leslye Headland: Hold my soy.

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 7 месяцев назад +26

    180 million makes me wonder how much her wife got paid...

    • @jasonbaird1645
      @jasonbaird1645 7 месяцев назад +4

      The intimacy and diversity "consultants" (all friends of the showrunner, of course) must've soaked up at least $100m of the budget. Not much left for writing, acting, costumes, set designs, or special effects after that, but who needs those things, anyway?

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 7 месяцев назад +9

      I cant believe there is a society that thinks the words "her wife" make sense.

    • @BruvahSulaiman
      @BruvahSulaiman 7 месяцев назад

      @@Likexner
      Everyone knows it doesn't make sense. But we've had years of social media censorship and cancel culture forcing ppl who reject that behavior to keep their opinions to themselves in order to create the illusion that the ppl of the world have accepted it as normal.

    • @hundkebab2433
      @hundkebab2433 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Likexnerit all started with womens rights and went all the way to the misandry we got today
      tbh we should forcefully demonstrate our differences in strength to make them realize that they're at our mercy, not the opposite - like why should Lesbian Headlamp be able to talk all that shit without getting her skull caved in?

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 7 месяцев назад

      Take away catering, massages, hotel penthouse suites (necessary for those brilliant on-location scenes), paying the in-house starbucks team, etc.....
      $2.37 split between the cast.

  • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
    @DCeasedbrickbuilds 7 месяцев назад +285

    I went into Rotten Tomatoes & gave The Acolyte 1 star & the Holiday Special 4 stars. Why? Because I’m petty…

    • @JJW3
      @JJW3 7 месяцев назад +27

      This should be done at IMDB as well. 😉

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 7 месяцев назад +13

      Na.
      Solid review...from a certain point of view.

    • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
      @DCeasedbrickbuilds 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@JJW3 on it

    • @lobomon2000
      @lobomon2000 7 месяцев назад +27

      The Star Wars Holiday Special is Godfather II compared to this garbage!

    • @ProfessorHeyTeeEn
      @ProfessorHeyTeeEn 7 месяцев назад +6

      That is well earned.

  • @alaba.altheus810
    @alaba.altheus810 7 месяцев назад +281

    Smylo Ren: “I’m Mary Poppins Y’all”

  • @oldsparkyyy
    @oldsparkyyy 7 месяцев назад +26

    At this point I'd rather watch an alternate-timeline comedy spin-off where Luke Skywalker goes with his friends to Toshi Station (or whatever it's called) to pick up the power converters.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 7 месяцев назад +2

      It could be a sit-com like Cheers. Tales From Toshi Station.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 7 месяцев назад +1

      We even have a theme song for it all ready, courtesy of Bad Lip Reading.

  • @colelider5480
    @colelider5480 7 месяцев назад +9

    "Don't mind us, we're going on a Star War"
    I laughed so frickin hard when he said that 🤣
    That was amazing

  • @necrosmurf316
    @necrosmurf316 7 месяцев назад +5

    The point of all of these shows that Disney is putting out isnt to make competent shows that we all enjoy. The plan is to destroy everything we love so they can re-write history in their own image.

  • @literalvampirepotbellygobl5629
    @literalvampirepotbellygobl5629 7 месяцев назад +113

    "Stop defiling people's childhoods!"
    This is Disney, AZ. That's pretty much their MO.

    • @tonygreenfield7820
      @tonygreenfield7820 7 месяцев назад

      That's one step away from defiling peoples children.

    • @Discgolfanatic
      @Discgolfanatic 7 месяцев назад

      Well they do like to defile children at Disney, so it's in line with them.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 7 месяцев назад +5

      Disney used to define childhoods. Did pretty good for me back then.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 7 месяцев назад

      IF the folks at Disney can't defile children, they'll defile childhood as a whole.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 7 месяцев назад +3

      They're also trying to defile children.

  • @frankenbou
    @frankenbou 7 месяцев назад +15

    Ki-Adi-Mundi clearly knows how to use the power of many to become pre-alive before actually being alive, giving him a headstart...at life.

  • @insanogeddon
    @insanogeddon 7 месяцев назад +391

    That Leslye Headland hired Rebecca Henderson for such a main high paid role is the definition of corruption, cronyism, and show all they ever complained about was NEVER about justice, morality, truth and ALL about spite, greed, evil plans.

    • @davidburke709
      @davidburke709 7 месяцев назад +14

      They were hittin' the "Crack-O-Pipe."

    • @sharksbreath7
      @sharksbreath7 7 месяцев назад +16

      Is that her wife?

    • @shadowarez1337
      @shadowarez1337 7 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@sharksbreath7the Discount She Hulk yea that's her scissor wife.

    • @sharksbreath7
      @sharksbreath7 7 месяцев назад

      @@shadowarez1337 Then she probably hired her as a peace offering. Based on interviews it's clear one reason for this abomination is LH has a crush on Stenberg. So another fat paycheck and she can keep an eye on them. I've known a couple lesbian couples, they were jealous af.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 7 месяцев назад

      @@shadowarez1337 What an ugly couple

  • @cgill4269
    @cgill4269 7 месяцев назад +12

    Disney used to be a money printing machine & everything they made turned to gold but ever since they decided to hire activists, DEI failures & changed every movie to follow the SAME EXACT STORY & MESSAGE, all they can produce is heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach & diarreha!!

  • @south55metal
    @south55metal 7 месяцев назад +11

    Disney trying to Identify as Star Wars.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 7 месяцев назад

      Sadly, their pronouns are Woke/Broke.

  • @westerncivilization
    @westerncivilization 7 месяцев назад +98

    God bless your noble works

  • @ekij133
    @ekij133 7 месяцев назад +70

    "The Jedi seem surprised that the wookie went into the forest" - That actually got a laugh out of me, which is no small feat given how depressed I am regarding Star Wars.

    • @tonyflitton4407
      @tonyflitton4407 7 месяцев назад +3

      Padawan: the locals say he went in the forest.
      Jedis stare at massive forest.
      Sol: I think he's in there
      Yes, that would be the massive forest.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 7 месяцев назад +1

      The quick brown wookiee jumped over the lazy forest.

  • @L337M4573RK
    @L337M4573RK 7 месяцев назад +26

    This is WHY researching the original source material (i.e. the original Star Wars films) should be MANDATORY!

    • @renaissancenovice7202
      @renaissancenovice7202 7 месяцев назад +4

      This is why researching a whole lot more than the films is necessary

    • @L337M4573RK
      @L337M4573RK 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@renaissancenovice7202 Fair enough. There were the official books, comics (excluding the High Republic), etc as well.

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 7 месяцев назад

      @@renaissancenovice7202 Come on! They won't even watch abridge versions of the films and you expect they will do that and watch another few hundred hours and read several thousand pages of fan fiction...
      $180 mill don't pay for that kind of effort, that's barely catering and foot massages!!!

    • @L337M4573RK
      @L337M4573RK 7 месяцев назад

      @natmarelnam4871 It IS an oversight when an official Star Wars website (i.e. Wookie-pedia) has to SCRAMBLE (IN REAL TIME) to change the age of a classic character just to match a garbage show that was written and directed by people who have NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL.

  • @johnfoster7823
    @johnfoster7823 7 месяцев назад +7

    Smylo Ren will be revealed to be Gimp Sidious. He will then be locked in a trunk until they decide to wake him up in Pulp Fiction.

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ki-Adi-Mundi just got Professor McGonnagalled.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 7 месяцев назад +21

    That minute of silence for the death of Star Wars was so on point.

  • @mrmudcatslim1004
    @mrmudcatslim1004 7 месяцев назад +91

    Its shyte. All shyte. Its a shyte sandwich covered in dung gravy, with a big side of shyte and a large cold shyte to wash it all down with. Shyte.

    • @glitterkitty1979
      @glitterkitty1979 7 месяцев назад +1

      Omfg!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment! You win the internet today!!!

  • @davidgeorgemorin
    @davidgeorgemorin 7 месяцев назад +26

    Ki-Adi Mundi and Plo Koon being aware of these events ruins everything. The only thing this show had going for it was not ruining classic characters... then a witch replaced the Force by doing an immaculate conception... now this

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 7 месяцев назад +3

      Tenebrous was the Sith lord when this show takes place, isn't there only supposed to be one Sith lord and apprentice?

    • @lexparanormal1125
      @lexparanormal1125 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah darth tenebrous was the Master around this time scale and yes the Rule of 2 was still in effect.

  • @metalworker14
    @metalworker14 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love the fact that everyone was worried about them putting Yoda in and ruining him. They’re no even competent enough to look things up on Wookiepedia and just threw Ki-Adi-Mundi in there for the hell of it

  • @DmitriVanderbilt
    @DmitriVanderbilt 7 месяцев назад +4

    Lmao so glad Az is still doing the Robbin' Hood "music" transition thing. Hit me with an unexpected "ST. JESUS GEORGE LIONHEART FLOOOOYD" and my week will be made

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 7 месяцев назад +7

    Mae:
    Attack me with all you strength!
    (Kills a Jedi)
    Also Mae:
    I wanna be a Jedi!

  • @inspector2363
    @inspector2363 7 месяцев назад +21

    Ki Adi Mundi is just there to retcon his line in episode one as an implied cover up, timeline be damned.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 7 месяцев назад +5

      We should be seeing another conversation between Yoda and Mace Windu in the next couple episodes. Probably right before the Anakin blowing up the death Star flashback.

    • @viniciuscardoso8056
      @viniciuscardoso8056 7 месяцев назад +3

      Disney being woke once more😂😂

    • @viniciuscardoso8056
      @viniciuscardoso8056 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mercuryshadow09Anakin vs vader fight im in 🔥 😂😂😂

  • @confusedzentradi
    @confusedzentradi 7 месяцев назад +51

    The sad thing is that everything in the script that Az complains about are elements that the writers think are clever little details. This is all just objectively bad. Qui-Gonn sensed Anakin immediately. Can Master Sol do that? No, let’s give a dog person some used Wookie toilet paper to sniff. Never mind the Jedi have other communication tools. Give me a break here. They are just insulting women thinking they are dumb enough to accept this drivel.

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 7 месяцев назад

      To be fair... they are only targeting the one who are actually dumb enough to accept this drivel...
      It's obviously not made for anyone else!

    • @gruby970
      @gruby970 7 месяцев назад

      >they are just insulting women thinking they are dumb enough to accept this drivel
      Oivey, stop noticing!

  • @dermotfitzpatrick5045
    @dermotfitzpatrick5045 7 месяцев назад +7

    Ki-Adi-Mundi looks older in The Acolyte than he does 100 years later in The Fantom Menace.
    Disney haven’t got a clue 🤣

    • @fantasygameplay256
      @fantasygameplay256 7 месяцев назад

      the force made him live forever and younger XD

  • @TheGoldCrow
    @TheGoldCrow 7 месяцев назад +4

    I still think Smilo Ren is one of the mothers just so they can:
    A: Reveal the masked person was a woman for the 9001 time
    B: so she can say "Osha, I am your mother"

  • @simonparker4275
    @simonparker4275 7 месяцев назад +108

    They will probably run into Yoda in a bar next week, wearing a tutu, and dancing.

    • @davidburke709
      @davidburke709 7 месяцев назад +19

      If I was you, I'd get on the phone to my attorney and make sure that Disney gives you a writing credit for that one!

    • @rachellandry3116
      @rachellandry3116 7 месяцев назад +2

      yadda the drag thing

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 7 месяцев назад

      Misgender my pronouns, will you? Suck a c*ck, I must!
      .....wouldn't put it past the "gayest Star Wars"

    • @mightypancake2211
      @mightypancake2211 7 месяцев назад +7

      well Yoda makes sense. Yoda was around 900 when he passed in the OG trilogy. So yes that he isn't present is baffling. But I guess his time is coming they are going to emasculate him

    • @undercomposition
      @undercomposition 7 месяцев назад +2

      Played by Judy Gatwa.

  • @nmmrg
    @nmmrg 7 месяцев назад +133

    Why are they trekking for the wookie walking in single file over hills LOTR style when they have planetary life scanners and ships that can drop them off anywhere?

    • @galacticgui2305
      @galacticgui2305 7 месяцев назад +24

      Because the writing is SHIT! "They" clearly have no love or respect for this IP or the fan base.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 7 месяцев назад

      Idk, it's like they think the tech wasn't as advanced because it's a hundred years before, the tech had been the same for a thousand years. Where are all the droids etc. I don't think I've seen one yet.

    • @Legiondel
      @Legiondel 7 месяцев назад +16

      Because the former assistant of Harvey Weinstein. Takes things form al the movies she knows. And slaps a star wars skin on it. Accept for things out of star wars

    • @wesleythomas7125
      @wesleythomas7125 7 месяцев назад +1

      They don't want to tip him off or something.
      But that's my own justification for 💩 writing.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 7 месяцев назад

      Could they afford a Trandoshan or no?

  • @auraguard0212
    @auraguard0212 7 месяцев назад +159

    "I'm not even alive yet" 😂

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 7 месяцев назад +9

      He's obviously a "Force Fetus"

  • @HermitGeek
    @HermitGeek 7 месяцев назад +2

    "I was a Jedi Master before your great great grandfather was a twinkle in your great great great grandfathers eye." Ki-Adi-Mundi, probably...

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 7 месяцев назад +2

    This reads like the Mad TV skit with the little Asian lady who just says "And Then!".

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 7 месяцев назад +20

    "window licker" isn't a phrase I've heard in a while! 😂😂

    • @stage6fan475
      @stage6fan475 7 месяцев назад

      I never heard it before Az used it. It seems to be British, like the legendary hoofwanking bunglecunt.

    • @bigbendmarine
      @bigbendmarine 7 месяцев назад +1

      In my best Obi voice, "Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a very long time..."

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 7 месяцев назад +10

    Osha is there to make sure there is no slips or falls

  • @jcf2103
    @jcf2103 7 месяцев назад +28

    Disney : Hey look I did a Star Wars.
    Internet: You sure did buddy. Now get the Je'dei off my lawn.

  • @TheCourtJester.
    @TheCourtJester. 7 месяцев назад +16

    i was washing dishes heard the silence, thought my connection dropped, had a breath of relief when i realised its just a brit having existential crisis

  • @yuedarkangel1
    @yuedarkangel1 7 месяцев назад +1

    Now I don't know if this was something I remember from KoTOR or not, but recall hearing that for Wookies it is incredibly taboo to shave your fur (like to the point where you would get shunned by every other Wookie you would ever meet), even washing or combing your fur is supposed to be faux pas.

  • @00-Fresh-Snow-00
    @00-Fresh-Snow-00 7 месяцев назад +30

    It's true! "Osha Mae" is an actual brand of beauty products! Way to go, DEIsney! 😂

  • @ThunderThumz
    @ThunderThumz 7 месяцев назад +12

    Ki adi Mindi is born 39 years after this show supposedly takes place. This is absolutely hilarious and good catch AZ!! Can’t wait for them to explain this away

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 7 месяцев назад

      Simple, they memory-hole the old lore and say he was always at war with Eastasia.

  • @lobomon2000
    @lobomon2000 7 месяцев назад +10

    This is more evidence that Disney would rather hire no-talented hacks as show-runners rather than someone with more than 15 years of writing experience and full knowledge of the lore of Star Wars.
    I hope these Disney scumbags goes bankrupt!

  • @freakinrican1098
    @freakinrican1098 7 месяцев назад +1

    LOL, Az, you had me fooled thinking I accidently hit the space bar!

  • @raymondbenadictine
    @raymondbenadictine 7 месяцев назад +2

    Somewhere there's already containers full of Bazil plushies being emptied into landfill.

  • @JourneyofOne971
    @JourneyofOne971 7 месяцев назад +5

    so.. Conehead dude, who said the Sith had been extinct for 1000 years is alive 30 years before his birth. And... Yoda, who is hundreds of years old, is apparently on vacay from the Jedi?

  • @carlbieler9039
    @carlbieler9039 7 месяцев назад +27

    “Gay Ryan Kinnel”. I spit coffee.

    • @stevef68
      @stevef68 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me too! 🤣😅😂

  • @VeegovonDOOM
    @VeegovonDOOM 7 месяцев назад +23

    I agree Az... The way she just changed her mind on killing and decides to turn herself in was so left field and out of the blue. That's writing and story boarding at its worst.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 7 месяцев назад +1

      That is like having a road trip, and getting "And now we go right to follow the 25 south to El Paso. And you are about to ride into Canada.
      Things indeed need setting up.

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 7 месяцев назад

      **daenerys period noises**

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 7 месяцев назад +1

      16 years or so of hatred for the Jedi undone after a nice walk to clear her head.

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Dog-creature-gerbil-boy."
    LMAO!

  • @Raxus502
    @Raxus502 7 месяцев назад +1

    i like that the 2 dumbest j -dies were given the yellow saber... an oversight only disney could make.

  • @stevenchamberlin01
    @stevenchamberlin01 7 месяцев назад +25

    I love that smile-lo-ren caught on

  • @ronnyspanneveld8110
    @ronnyspanneveld8110 7 месяцев назад +120

    Whats a Wookie ? is that kinda like a hairy version of Kathleen Kennedy ?

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 7 месяцев назад +15

      That's an insult to wookies. KK is an entirely different species.

    • @DyslexicLivesMattress
      @DyslexicLivesMattress 7 месяцев назад +14

      Wokie 😂

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 7 месяцев назад +2

      According to Headcase and friends, it’s a giant dog that travels around with Ham Solo

    • @morganb6717
      @morganb6717 7 месяцев назад

      @@DyslexicLivesMattress ah yes, Wokies from the planet Cry'reee

  • @jamestacardi8767
    @jamestacardi8767 7 месяцев назад +23

    Oh dear....When will this sewage end.

  • @CMSixSeven
    @CMSixSeven 7 месяцев назад +1

    14:10 For a second, I thought I accidentally bumped my mouse key. 🤣

  • @scottsmith4480
    @scottsmith4480 7 месяцев назад +1

    In the past I’ve watched your recaps then watched the shows. I don’t bother watching the shows anymore. Thanks for your hard work and the money spent on streaming services you’ve saved me.

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 7 месяцев назад +80

    I found a piece of Hillshire Farms "smoked sausage" that had fallen behind the vegetable drawer in my refrigerator long ago.
    It was the same color as Leslie Headlands wife.

  • @enalb5085
    @enalb5085 7 месяцев назад +13

    jeDEI needs to be a phrase adopted by the wider community

  • @Aisaaax
    @Aisaaax 7 месяцев назад +27

    14:00 I thought the video stopped playing 😂

    • @Noah-hd2je
      @Noah-hd2je 7 месяцев назад +2

      Challenge: Try doing a blinking contest with him. It's tough.

  • @funzario144
    @funzario144 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Il barbiere di Siviglia" has also lots of scissoring in it and should be the next show produced by the former assistant of HW.

  • @Dilios_of_Sparta
    @Dilios_of_Sparta 7 месяцев назад +5

    Prequel Trilogy, we judged ye too harshly. Look at what we've got now...

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 7 месяцев назад +2

      Being too harsh on the prequel trilogy is what led George to sell the Disney in the first place.

  • @spig3547
    @spig3547 7 месяцев назад +85

    She believes if you turn evidence on other people you will completely avoid any and all reprocussions because that's not at all what happened with a certain show runner and her old master, nope she didnt offer evidence to avoid jail, that totally did not happen.

    • @liverpooljft9623
      @liverpooljft9623 7 месяцев назад +2

      Doesn't even make sense as it was confirmed in the previous episode, and this episode that she has absolutely no idea who the master is. So what information does she think she has to get her off with "two" murders.

    • @spig3547
      @spig3547 7 месяцев назад

      @@liverpooljft9623 I mean that makes logical sense, which this series doesn't do

  • @CanKick
    @CanKick 7 месяцев назад +17

    Master Gay Ryan Kinnel is the beacon of hope we need.

  • @rpgadventurer32
    @rpgadventurer32 7 месяцев назад +161

    Once again, they care nothing about the established lore.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 7 месяцев назад +16

      Oh it's worse than not caring; they actively want to dismantle and alter the established lore.

    • @MonstersNotUnderTheBed
      @MonstersNotUnderTheBed 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@russianoverkill3715And how did the Prequels break any lore?

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@MonstersNotUnderTheBedthat's a Disney bot.

    • @ArionNoble
      @ArionNoble 7 месяцев назад +3

      That goes for most 304s. They don't care about rules or standards or tradition. They will FORCE everything to be all about them.

    • @ErikDeMann
      @ErikDeMann 7 месяцев назад +5

      The worst part is knowing that all the virtue signallers at Disney SW are falling over their own feets, to be first in line to congratulate Headland with her success story, while immediately puking violently the moment they get out of sight. Everybody is faking it, from the writers to the people celebrating it, just to apppear virtuos.
      This show is made to instill and uphold forced political correctness in the audience, it was never meant to entertain, and the Star Wars franchise were just the tool to get there.

  • @ezcompane
    @ezcompane 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm glad I wasn't alone with scratching my head when they pulled out the cloth for the tracker to smell. I was like "where the hell did they find a piece of clothing that still had the wookiee's scent on it?"

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:21 "Thankfully, Lesley Headland's wife turns-up to cash a paycheck, and immediately gets information wrong!"

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm 7 месяцев назад +49

    They figured Ki-Adi-Mundi was already a piece of shit to clones, so he might as well be to the Jedi by hiding the truth about possible Sith for a few hundred years.

    • @viniciuscardoso8056
      @viniciuscardoso8056 7 месяцев назад +7

      And all in these series died and he survived, Disney being Disney, waiting for saruman appear 😂😂

  • @echoechoecho7142
    @echoechoecho7142 7 месяцев назад +8

    LOL the Saber Pause at the end. I thought my video froze. Epic lol.

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 7 месяцев назад +7

    Ki Adi “the Doctor” Mundi over here deciding to casually pop in 200 years early to grab a drink or something

  • @farrel13sw
    @farrel13sw 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wookie living in a forest ! Oh I am surprised , what next a camel living in the desert and a penguin going to Antarctica

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack 7 месяцев назад +3

    OSHA: "I grew up surrounded by victims."

    • @tlrlml
      @tlrlml 7 месяцев назад

      BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @batmanuel9669
    @batmanuel9669 7 месяцев назад +52

    "The lunatic next door is going on about Star Wars again dear."
    -- AZ's Neighbors, 2024

  • @LuigiTheMetal64
    @LuigiTheMetal64 7 месяцев назад +98

    4Kids are connected to Harvey Weinstein too. Miramax.

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 7 месяцев назад +251

    Thanks for watching this garbage so we don't have to.

    • @davidburke709
      @davidburke709 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@amazingbakingsoda6811 According to Han Solo, Imperial Star Destroyers jettison their garbage before they jump to light speed.

    • @jeffrix_ogs
      @jeffrix_ogs 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah hopefully he's watching with 30 of his friends

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 7 месяцев назад +2

      👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏

    • @WEKM
      @WEKM 7 месяцев назад

      I'm almost sorry for you. But you are doing it to yourself. 😢

    • @elpenguinotierno6238
      @elpenguinotierno6238 7 месяцев назад

      I watched it with a friend while drinking Martini and making fun of it 😂 you gotta view it as a parody otherwise it's just surreal that our favourite franchise has become a disgrace

  • @Acemanveryspecial
    @Acemanveryspecial 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh man, all you can do is laugh at this point.
    Save your tears for another day.

  • @flyinpigmusic331
    @flyinpigmusic331 7 месяцев назад +1

    Az, I just want to say that you're looking great! Keep up your exercise and diet regimen. It's a huge inspiration!