If you can't beat 'em, Wampum

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @RHR199X
    @RHR199X 5 лет назад +2256

    where do i even begin with this one

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +37

      are you asking?

    • @teo-medesi
      @teo-medesi 4 года назад +165

      @@SmashLiXs I bet you're so dumb, you answer rhetorical questions!

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +94

      @@teo-medesi i don't know do you?

    • @teo-medesi
      @teo-medesi 4 года назад +23

      @@SmashLiXs yes

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +17

      @@teo-medesi aha so you are that dumb

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 2 года назад +538

    "Re genocide those savages there"
    Holy shit fuck.

  • @papab5381
    @papab5381 4 года назад +1094

    Random oiler: uh oh, the prophecy.

    • @JohnFortniteKennedy_
      @JohnFortniteKennedy_ 4 года назад +15

      OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 4 года назад +12

      Me when the nukes fly. Yeah

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler 3 года назад +28

      I never noticed him gesturing gayly when he said that.

  • @ElArto95
    @ElArto95 Год назад +439

    The most underrated joke of this show is when one of the cowboys screams "Yee-had"

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 4 года назад +847

    “It’s all built on an ancient Indian strip club” is probably the greatest play on that trope I’ve ever heard.

    • @boozados
      @boozados Месяц назад

      what trope

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@boozadosThings being haunted because they're built on an ancient indian burial ground

  • @CypherIsland
    @CypherIsland Год назад +244

    “come bet on red” is one of the most underrated and quietly delivered jokes in this whole scene

    • @luxaslolete
      @luxaslolete Год назад +3

      I don't get it. Care to elaborate?

    • @Gman_2009_
      @Gman_2009_ Год назад +36

      The joke is that the whole casino commercial plays off Native American stereotypes. There was an old stereotype where native Americans were portrayed with red skin.

    • @Zach-qs2bw
      @Zach-qs2bw 4 месяца назад +1

      It's also a play on casino game colors red meaning negative and black being even ​@@Gman_2009_

  • @taylorhightower3737
    @taylorhightower3737 4 года назад +1165

    I want universal oneness, can't you buy it for me daddy?

    • @joegriffin9599
      @joegriffin9599 4 года назад +76

      Soon I can buy you the dang ol moon boi

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 года назад +22

      @@joegriffin9599 I'm moving my oil pumps to the Injin burial ground, and I's about to hit the mother vain and suck up that *SWEET* Wampum sauce!

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 4 года назад +18

      But I want it NOW.

    • @alcatraz2010
      @alcatraz2010 3 года назад +5

      Future unitologist

    • @injunweeb1973
      @injunweeb1973 2 года назад +9

      Eureka! we got struck red gold!

  • @ThumbsTup
    @ThumbsTup 2 года назад +243

    "I guess it's time for me to ramble on"
    *running away from the situation*

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +7

      Truly, Xavier is an inspiration to us all.

    • @ThumbsTup
      @ThumbsTup Год назад +1

      @@cheezemonkeyeater he is so quick in his mission to become the greatest AIDS spreader of all time

    • @TheoMartin_
      @TheoMartin_ 2 месяца назад

      Me when anyone comes to collect the money I owe.

  • @hobbyist518
    @hobbyist518 4 года назад +1573

    "Our totem pole dances and lap rain dances will make your totems pole and your laps rain."

    • @WIImotionmasher
      @WIImotionmasher 4 года назад +152

      *Will make your poles dance and your laps rain

    • @analothor
      @analothor 4 года назад +77

      Whoever wrote this script is beyond genius

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 4 года назад +47

      @@analothor its a marvel of writing. and it was all written by a fuckin towel

    • @ohboi2119
      @ohboi2119 2 года назад +1

      @@elmerjfapp5730 a high towel at that

  • @Kastafore
    @Kastafore 3 года назад +626

    The writing in this show was truly lightning in a bottle.

    • @GeeWTee
      @GeeWTee 2 года назад +7

      Not exactly (imo). The Shivering Truth is still really great

    • @DelinquentDemon
      @DelinquentDemon 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@GeeWTeeur opinion sucks

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 4 года назад +650

    “Free blankets - what could go wrong?”
    Oh no

  • @Rottypops
    @Rottypops 4 года назад +804

    "Uh-oh, the prophecy!"

    • @DickPenisecki
      @DickPenisecki Год назад +4

      The number of likes... The prophecy is foretold! By definition, a prophecy is that which is foretold!

    • @realkekz
      @realkekz Год назад +2

      I love your pfp!

  • @plasticold2167
    @plasticold2167 4 года назад +287

    Gotta love how he calls indians noble right before stepping over the grave.

    • @captainnyet9855
      @captainnyet9855 3 года назад +76

      he also calls them "savages" about a minute later

  • @Nacalal
    @Nacalal 4 года назад +1396

    "Whered you learn to do that?"
    "From you alright, I learned it from watchin you!"
    I didn't expect that reference

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 4 года назад +10

      ?

    • @BillyQ.
      @BillyQ. 4 года назад +176

      @@user-vs6oe8fl3m It's an old drug PSA.

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 4 года назад +9

      @@BillyQ. thx

    • @nottoofast
      @nottoofast 4 года назад +29

      @@BillyQ. I recognized it but couldn't remember what it was. Thanks lol

    • @RipperofRippers
      @RipperofRippers 4 года назад +45

      Its funny cuz it's not even true. His ass was asleep when they did it.

  • @alex0hager
    @alex0hager 3 года назад +381

    This all started because Xavier helped Giuseppe, the pet shop owner, visualize the customers and robbers in the store. When Xavier hands over the money they blow a hole in wall revealing Firewater Casino. Xavier and Giuseppe created this scenario from their shared vision.

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm 3 года назад +29

      Man, I've seen this episode probably 10x, but never noticed that.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +12

      _...HOW DID I MISS THIS DETAIL UNTIL NOW?_

    • @ambatuBUHSURK
      @ambatuBUHSURK Год назад +32

      This is what happens when you're an 8th degree imaginationist

    • @DickPenisecki
      @DickPenisecki Год назад +3

      You're absolutely correct, this show is a master at foreshadowing in the dumbest and seemingly most random ways

    • @UNALLOYEDSLOP
      @UNALLOYEDSLOP 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@ambatuBUHSURKsuch compassionate piggies

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +622

    that drug psa parody was bloody brilliant

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 4 года назад +32

      I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 4 года назад +15

      “bloody brilliant”

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +3

      @@tigertoxins584 what?

    • @Octopetala
      @Octopetala 4 года назад +4

      @@SmashLiXs because he was injecting injun blood, not hard to follow.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +1

      @@Octopetala that wasn't even intentional

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 4 года назад +343

    1:50 I just noticed that guy in the background take like 7 axes to the chest and just stand there afterwards like nothing happened.

    • @gurdeepsidhu1999
      @gurdeepsidhu1999 4 года назад +13

      ye the grey suit

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 года назад +40

      Dudes probably dealt with bullshit like this before

    • @the_smog581
      @the_smog581 4 года назад +19

      Fallout protagonists

    • @almondwater9583
      @almondwater9583 4 года назад +8

      @@the_smog581 adamatium skeleton perk maxed out

    • @DickPenisecki
      @DickPenisecki Год назад

      ​@@the_smog581ah, the Chad toughness and pre-war suit build

  • @owlface5023
    @owlface5023 3 года назад +120

    Literally one of the only moments I’ve been left speechless.

  • @_iao_
    @_iao_ Год назад +41

    the superior Dune adaptation

  • @Matt_19-89
    @Matt_19-89 2 года назад +59

    Pumping out the blood mujaheddin fighters cowboys to face the native americans blood spirits is an absolute powermove

  • @iscream4761
    @iscream4761 3 месяца назад +9

    " i want universal wonderness, can't you buy it for me"
    Unironically a good line 😢

  • @julesdudes853
    @julesdudes853 4 года назад +222

    "my tribe's genocide is yourrr bonafide!"

  • @Eisenbison
    @Eisenbison 4 года назад +315

    "Our slots are looser than local Squaw!"

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray 3 года назад +50

    “This is how I shleep”

  • @edwardtidwell2821
    @edwardtidwell2821 3 года назад +62

    I'm going to tell my Children that this is There Will Be Blood.

  • @CataclysmDM
    @CataclysmDM 3 года назад +61

    "My god.... this cemetary's tainted with a-rab blood!"

  • @americanpartisan1776
    @americanpartisan1776 Год назад +15

    I'm still trying to get passed "come see if you can wipe us out"

  • @alexking1129
    @alexking1129 4 года назад +73

    I recently found this show and it is possibly the most genius thing I’ve ever found

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 4 года назад +173

    This cemetery is tainted with A-rab blood

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 4 года назад +23

      *hooray we struck oil*

    • @merp9840
      @merp9840 3 года назад +26

      JIIIIHAD

  • @cheeseboi588
    @cheeseboi588 4 года назад +109

    Some shows do what they want, to varying degrees
    There’s Gumball, a show that likes to go off and do random shit, but still sticks to the plot
    Ed Edd n Eddy, again still following a plot, but can pull crazy shit out of nowhere at the most unexpected times
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, forgets its plot a lot of the time but there is some semblance of what should be
    Xavier Renegade Angel

    • @mehwhatever9726
      @mehwhatever9726 2 года назад +19

      In most cases sitcoms and shows alike don't have plots. There are separate arcs that usually end in characters being in the same condition as in the beginning. Nothing ever permanently changes about characters, or the setting around them.
      XRA effectively masks that by being overly creative and unpredictable with it's setting and characters. Which really puts it ahead of all the shows mentioned above, even though XRA is still technically a sitcom.

    • @johnspinelli9396
      @johnspinelli9396 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget courage the cowardly dog

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 2 года назад +2

      Their latest show "the shivering truth" is even more out there, I highly recommend. It's literally like watching a claymation reenactment of someones fever dreams

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +1

      God bless PFFR.

    • @SeabassSmith
      @SeabassSmith Год назад

      Yeah

  • @arempy5836
    @arempy5836 4 года назад +132

    "That shweeeeeeet wampum shauce!"

  • @WelcomeMatt98
    @WelcomeMatt98 3 года назад +43

    I like how he still snores even as he's getting up

  • @LOS_NEGRITOS
    @LOS_NEGRITOS 6 месяцев назад +8

    you really need to watch each ep of this shit like 10 times MINIMUM to get (most) of the jokes lol. like ive literally been watching this show front to back for 10 years now and each time i come back to it i discover something new on it.

  • @hastyhillfarmand4x480
    @hastyhillfarmand4x480 Год назад +12

    Ancient cowboy burial ground 😂

  • @javierescuella7838
    @javierescuella7838 4 года назад +45

    if you cant beat em wampum :(

  • @user-to1tb4lo1q
    @user-to1tb4lo1q 4 года назад +44

    this show is precious

  • @PresidentialWinner
    @PresidentialWinner 3 года назад +58

    "Their totem pole dances and lap rain dances will make your pole dance in your lap rain"

  • @Gabeghouls
    @Gabeghouls 4 года назад +41

    And then he just ditched the kid at the end hahahaha

  • @Quackerilla
    @Quackerilla 4 года назад +20

    "struck red gold"
    lmao

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 3 года назад +82

    “How could you disgrace the sacred universal interconnectedness? I want universal oneness.”
    That’s actually kinda deep.

    • @DickPenisecki
      @DickPenisecki Год назад +5

      Followed up with "can't you buy it for me, daddy?" which is incredibly vapid

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +10

      You've fallen for this show's trap.

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras Год назад

      @@cheezemonkeyeater are you saying you can’t buy Oneness with money?

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +7

      @@AegisAuras Well, that, too. But the whole point of this show is to mock people who say stuff to sound deep, but who don't actually say anything at all. So, thinking it's deep is falling for it's trap.

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras Год назад

      @@cheezemonkeyeater that’s why that particular line stood out to me. It’s an exception because it reflects actual philosophy from a variety of spiritual worldviews, such as pantheism.
      The narrative being that all consciousness is actually one entity merely observing itself from multiple points of perspective called souls. Thus, when souls merge again through the concept of love, a truer state of being is achieved.

  • @ZakkWasNotAvailable
    @ZakkWasNotAvailable 3 года назад +9

    *snore*
    "this is how I sleep"
    *snoooore*

  • @saxshton
    @saxshton 3 года назад +10

    I've seen this entire episode and still don't know the context

  • @youtubefriends384
    @youtubefriends384 10 месяцев назад +2

    "the prophecy is foretold. by definition, a prophecy is that which is foretold."

  • @AliceTheNeko
    @AliceTheNeko Год назад +12

    Every time I see an episode of this show, I look at the comments and notice people pointing out like 500 subtle jokes and wordplays that flew right by me at the time. If there's anything that can properly demonstrate how blurred the line between genius and madness is, it would probably be this.

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 3 года назад +14

    The trail of beers 🤣

  • @jonathanquiros6280
    @jonathanquiros6280 3 месяца назад +3

    This is entire thing is fucking insane from beginning to end 💀

  • @nathanmarshall745
    @nathanmarshall745 Год назад +4

    Welp, started a literal blood war, guess i'll mosey on outta here

  • @pixelprowl-ib7fd
    @pixelprowl-ib7fd Год назад +5

    best 2 minuets and 34 seconds of my life

  • @pp-zj1mv
    @pp-zj1mv 4 года назад +9

    the best show in human history

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 3 года назад +12

    When the show makes so little sense, that this makes complete sense.

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns 4 года назад +132

    2020:
    me: Uh oh, the prophecy.

  • @lilcrust3063
    @lilcrust3063 4 года назад +9

    “Free blankets,what could go wrong?”

  • @TheThundercow
    @TheThundercow 3 года назад +19

    2:16 Jihaawwd

  • @-WizardKid
    @-WizardKid 2 года назад +8

    This show scared me late at night a few years ago, I was terrified I didn’t sleep even after It went off lmao

  • @alwayssunnyincalifornia9272
    @alwayssunnyincalifornia9272 3 года назад +11

    Im trying to figure out how they did the animation. Starting to think this was a failed gta project.

  • @impatotec
    @impatotec 4 года назад +12

    Ever notice the background music in the commercial? I cry laughing every time.

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 2 года назад +6

    Tombstone reads
    "Little smacks a horse."
    Probably crazy horse's big brother.

  • @theforbiddenfruit2300
    @theforbiddenfruit2300 4 года назад +47

    1:10 how many people got the reference plz tell me if you did

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi 7 месяцев назад

    Something about the "If ya can't beat em, wampum" scene alone is so unsettling. Like it's life changing in a way I'll never be able to put into words.
    And hey, vote YES✔️ on proposing 1231!

  • @johnremaks53
    @johnremaks53 6 месяцев назад +2

    Takes the blood of a Native American into a syringe from a guy named “Little Smacks a Head”.

  • @Summerslide0978
    @Summerslide0978 3 месяца назад +1

    “Trail of Beers” I’m fucking dead

  • @Summerslide0978
    @Summerslide0978 3 месяца назад +5

    1:08. For anyone who doesn’t know, that’s a parody of an old anti-weed psa.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 4 года назад +6

    "Free blankets- what could go wrong?" Oh you

  • @TheSleepingSeer
    @TheSleepingSeer Год назад +5

    Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

  • @MrSmart199
    @MrSmart199 4 года назад +29

    Prop 1231. Think of the kids. SOME kids.

  • @everlast6053
    @everlast6053 6 лет назад +64

    I'm 0.001% indian

  • @jebengee9326
    @jebengee9326 2 года назад +3

    "Free blankets - What could go wrong?" jesus

  • @peterstoric6560
    @peterstoric6560 5 месяцев назад +2

    Why is nobody talking about the “trail of beers”

  • @deanherring3622
    @deanherring3622 5 месяцев назад +1

    “This is how I sleep….”

  • @shadysam7161
    @shadysam7161 4 года назад +42

    Teacher: Try to make an advertisement for the ancient empire were studying!!
    Students: 0:32

  • @coreytripp9939
    @coreytripp9939 4 года назад +11

    I watched adult swim when it first came out, and I definitely did not know what most the shit was referring to at all considering i was only 5-6 yearsolds those dudes dressed as devils scared the fucking shit out of me too, i watched the original dracula film (1920 nosferatu i beleive) and anything like it was super scary to me lol

  • @PrimalSnake
    @PrimalSnake 5 лет назад +24

    Zzz zzz this is how I sleep

  • @adisonmiller8552
    @adisonmiller8552 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chief smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

  • @ZLScratch
    @ZLScratch 2 года назад +7

    When you go so full on insanely offensive that it becomes absurd and funny instead.

    • @LOS_NEGRITOS
      @LOS_NEGRITOS 6 месяцев назад +1

      thats because IMAGINE TAKING ANY OF THE INSANE SHIT HAPPENING ANY SERIOUSLY

    • @weezusQL
      @weezusQL 3 месяца назад

      we used to call this “satire”

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 4 месяца назад +1

    You know, I wonder what most natives think of this scene. And this whole show in general.

  • @senatorarmstrong9041
    @senatorarmstrong9041 4 года назад +30

    I remember coming across this originally years ago late at night on TV and I thought I was having a fever dream.

    • @byWilfor
      @byWilfor 4 года назад +5

      I've heard that like 5 times by now

  • @greyblob1101
    @greyblob1101 2 года назад +6

    JIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAWWWD

  • @raphsere
    @raphsere 2 года назад +2

    "Indian Chief Worthington"

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 4 года назад +3

    this feels like 10 minutes

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 3 года назад +4

    Uh oh the prophecy

  • @deathsdesciple6405
    @deathsdesciple6405 3 года назад +4

    "A blood fued!?!?"

  • @danielperez143
    @danielperez143 2 года назад +9

    This would NOT be made today and I love it 🤣

    • @voyeursquid7904
      @voyeursquid7904 4 месяца назад +1

      Why not? This is some quality television that I would actually pay for.

  • @TheLittleRedVixen
    @TheLittleRedVixen 3 года назад +1

    If ya can't beat them, wamp them.

  • @Asraeks
    @Asraeks 4 года назад +5

    Jiihaaaad!

  • @wonderland9601
    @wonderland9601 8 месяцев назад

    ENA showing xavier humor to the next generation

  • @lucastyler7272
    @lucastyler7272 3 года назад +2

    “The South will rise again.”

  • @rodrigojaramillo7876
    @rodrigojaramillo7876 4 года назад +7

    Oh no the profesy 1:38

  • @E621-c9x
    @E621-c9x 3 года назад +4

    I counted 40 jokes in this clip

  • @tackontitan
    @tackontitan Год назад

    The maisey mae joke is pure gold

  • @pjms2107
    @pjms2107 4 года назад +2

    *Uh oh. The prophecy.*

  • @principetnomusic
    @principetnomusic 4 года назад +76

    I have zero Native blood nor knowledge of Native American culture and I still felt offended

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +33

      good

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +21

      I mean, based off that name/PFP it's appropriate for you to get offended for other people. Lmao

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 4 года назад +11

      The joke is that Indians own casinos. He got injected with Indian blood so he opened a casino

    • @sethkrueger5472
      @sethkrueger5472 4 года назад +3

      I'm Half and this shit is gold

  • @Meatjar20769
    @Meatjar20769 2 года назад +1

    the fucking gmod water drop sound

  • @gravityshark580
    @gravityshark580 Год назад +1

    i do NOT remember this

  • @rhysf.505
    @rhysf.505 4 года назад +3

    Cowboy burial ground lol

  • @Saukingalpha
    @Saukingalpha 4 года назад +2

    Alternate version of There will be blood??

  • @mothhh2114
    @mothhh2114 3 года назад +3

    AY rab blud

  • @Gwestytears
    @Gwestytears 15 дней назад

    Hooray we struck oil

  • @cheesyboygouda
    @cheesyboygouda Год назад +1

    The guy in the thumbnail looks like Schlatt

  • @eleddio
    @eleddio 4 года назад +2

    JSchlat on his 40s

  • @joehill4094
    @joehill4094 4 года назад +1

    he just went to the store