@Bald black guy from the shining oh that's acrually pretty sad sounding. I just thought he had horse legs because of all the other animal references in his design.
I work a food truck and sometimes an old Mexican couple would chill at the park and let their two bright white poodles roam. They're so well trained too lmao.
@@fluffylynx6643 Rather be a literal normal person then someone who gains pleasure off pretending to be a animal. Having sex in the 9,000$ suit and trying to actively keep your lie of happiness up
I JUST REALISED THE JOKE BEHIND THE TATTOO. The guy wanted to get a tattoo of poop on his belly. He drew a scheme of where exactly on his body the tattoo is supposed to be and the master instead of tattooing a pile of poop on his belly tattooed the character with a pile of poop on his belly ON HIS BELLY
The only person Xavier helps who isn't dead or disfigured by the end of the episode, is the owner of the pet shop who needed money to keep the business afloat. Xavier gives the shop owner the money he got when he agreed to be a new pet for that rich boy.
@@Wungus_BillWell, they got to pursue their dream of poodle care, they have no more debts to Shiny since he’s dead and in Heaven, and Percy, the guy they thought Xavier was, got a new girlfriend(?) in the form of the humanoid mass of mosquitoes Honestly the only casualties were Shiny, a few of the poodles, and Percy getting brain damage from asphyxiation + hooked on coke from the flushed drugs
Guy 1 genuinely comforting Guy 2 in his sadness over the end of Guy 2's affair with Guy 1's wife is one of the funniest and most oddly wholesome things ever
let me correct you right here Girls' sleepover: XRA boys' sleepover: lol who tf cares I kid you not, women do not talk to each other about males. You are not more interesting than a box of wallpaper glue or a dead housefly XD
@@beabea5985 holy shit i've never seen someone be so anti-joke before inb4 you pull a 'i was merely pretending to be braindead' with a whoosh or some shit
"So she says, All the puppies are the cutest thing in the world, and it's like, I'm standing right here mom, I'm standing right here" Not gonna lie, that one was kinda sad....
i like that all time there sniffing sounds, but there never shown who doing that, they just played that sound for stereotype atmosphere of "anonymous clubs"
These are all the jokes I could find. pretty much one every line lol "FRIDAY night, es Taco TUESDAY" "This WEEK, instead of eating Tacos, let's just TALK-Oh" "Heart spirits have to say, to your mind sacks?" *at group therapy* "I guess I tend to use my Switch Blade as a defense mechanism.." "You guys are the only family I have. Maybe because you guys killed my family.." "I couldn't express myself with words. I always did it like this." *Mexican horn plays, man cries in understanding* "You're right, rape is not an excuse. it's a REASON." "And tonight, everything seems so REASONable." "I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds." "DROPPED YOUR WIFE!!!" *actually starts talking about how his love for the man's wife made him say that, but he got dumped, a double twist* "How do they expect me to stay outta jail?? That's where all my stuff is." *shows off his tattoo, the expectation being that it'll be a shit tattoo, but the actual tattoo is a tattoo of him having a tattoo of shit. a shit tattoo.* "Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine" *They all like training and grooming poodles* "Watch, turn your back! I'm doing it!" "I can't see, my back is turned!"
I counted 25 jokes in the span of under 2 minutes.
And this is why Xavier is the greatest comedy ever written.
@@WaddedBliss Smart writers, dumb characters. lol
@@quepid42 Very much so.
sorry mate, i count there are 16.
Counted 25 as well
"Friday night is Taco Tuesday."
es*
wow I never caught that wtf...
how about we talk-o
200 iq gangbangers
Colby Botelho slipped my mind
the fucking noise after "I dumped your wife" destroys me every time
REKT!!!
this so fucking much lmao
It sounds like a clown with ED trying to get a boner
Lmfao
And the minor lag lmfao
"I guess I use my switchblade as a defense mechanism"
That line had me in tears
Good to know he only uses it for self defense.
So sad 😢😢😢😭😭😭
literally a machine made for defense lmao
Congrats. You have working ears and thumbs
"You guys are the only family I have; maybe that's because you guys killed my family."
How they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is...
Thanks for literally just typing what is said in the video I couldn’t hear it
@@quartzking3997 np
@@quartzking3997
i mean, the first time i didn’t understand what they were saying so he’s actually helping here
that made me laugh
*"PASSION. THIS IS WHAT GANG-BANGING OUGHT TO BE ABOUT."*
Passione.
@@skavitwodents unexpected
They have a dream.
@@skavitwodents say what?
@@SmashLiXs I swear I see you almost everywhere I go, you have taste.
I always think the show really shines when Xavier genuinely helps someone.
Kind of adds to the flavor of the story. Where as other times it goes horribly wrong ingeniously.
Or when he outsmarts someone, like forcing the flashback on that rich brat.
He didn't help anyone. They all died at the end because of Xavier pissing off Shiny, who was melted into a building and crushed everyone.
@@Rubyofthedead He helped the community by getting rid of the gang.
@@noahkarpinski1824 if he helps people along the way, so be it.
Ok, as weird as xavier looks, I just can't get past his backwards bending legs.
No matter what, he's always moving backwards
It's really cringey... I mean, ouch. Err... Why!?
there is an brazilian myth with those legs too, it's name is "Curupira"
@@rociotilleria2143 they're horse legs right? Like horses' and dogs' legs bens that way
@Bald black guy from the shining oh that's acrually pretty sad sounding. I just thought he had horse legs because of all the other animal references in his design.
As somebody from a Mexican family, I found this scene to be hilarious especially since my relatives have poodles whom they groom and train
I work a food truck and sometimes an old Mexican couple would chill at the park and let their two bright white poodles roam. They're so well trained too lmao.
It could also be a reference to how gang members often 'groom' people into their gangs
My grandma from tijuana has a poodle she loves dearly, she’s older than some of my siblings now
are you guys messing with me? whenever you guys turn your backs, my family secretly grooms and trains poodles
The Locos' weekly schedule:
Wednesday: Tag Tuesday
Thursday: Mailroom Monday
Friday: Taco Tuesday
They really needed trimming and training poodles to fill that schedule.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Saturday can be Scissors Sunday and Sunday can be Fetch Friday.
That's loco
I thought this was a bad joke but nope, it's in the show
How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is.
bruh that had me dead
Furry
@@johnsalchichon777 Normie
@@fluffylynx6643 Rather be a literal normal person then someone who gains pleasure off pretending to be a animal. Having sex in the 9,000$ suit and trying to actively keep your lie of happiness up
@@johnsalchichon777
dude who cares
"How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is!"
This line always kills me
Lmao
Whenever you guys turn your backs I secretly groom and train poooodles
watch! turn around
Souel Yun I'm doing it! I'M DOING IT!
I can't see! My back is turned!
Souel Yun Passion, this is what gangbanging ought to be about
Thank you 🙏 😊 ☺️
“Rape is not an excuse it’s a reason”
And tonite everything seems so reasonable
69 likes
noice
69
@@svenes2326 Up until two months ago. Now it's at 343 likes
600th like, I didn't get to see the glorious 69 or 420
I JUST REALISED THE JOKE BEHIND THE TATTOO. The guy wanted to get a tattoo of poop on his belly. He drew a scheme of where exactly on his body the tattoo is supposed to be and the master instead of tattooing a pile of poop on his belly tattooed the character with a pile of poop on his belly ON HIS BELLY
This show doesn't feel real, like it's one of the shows in a gta world with only 2 different "episodes" that are like 30 seconds long
except the show is 11 min per episode
@@SmashLiXs and had two seasons.
It was fully animated by a ps2 game cutscene company. This show is even on their demo reels.
This literally reminded me of a real gta show lol
Reminds me of that cartoon in Max Payne
"Instead of eating tacos, let's youst talk...Ooo..."
Tac- o
Let's just talk-o
One of the instances where Xavier actually helped people instead of causing death and destruction.
The only person Xavier helps who isn't dead or disfigured by the end of the episode, is the owner of the pet shop who needed money to keep the business afloat. Xavier gives the shop owner the money he got when he agreed to be a new pet for that rich boy.
@@psilobomthat guy and also the cavemen
@@Wungus_BillWell, they got to pursue their dream of poodle care, they have no more debts to Shiny since he’s dead and in Heaven, and Percy, the guy they thought Xavier was, got a new girlfriend(?) in the form of the humanoid mass of mosquitoes
Honestly the only casualties were Shiny, a few of the poodles, and Percy getting brain damage from asphyxiation + hooked on coke from the flushed drugs
@@jakegriffin6360 It's implied that the caveman immediately dropped all his teachings right at the end of the episode lol
"I recently dropped 230 pounds. Yeah, I dumped your WAEEEF" *pewewewoeew*
"I guess I told that joke as a defence mechanism"
I didn’t dump your wife, she dumped me 😢
Best scene in the entire series
this is not the scene where xavier argues with himself
what?
Racist troll.
Best scene is with when he’s watching himself watching washing
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 what?
"Before tonight, I could never express myself with words, I always did it like this"
**cries**
*Cry in understanding
La Cucaraaachaa
XRA was and is so underrated.
it is less underrated now but still is
Generic Internetter I didn't even knots it was a production
are you a long time fan who just came out of the woodworks or did you discover it now with all the stupid memes gaining popularity?
i've been a fan since its first airing in 2007. i even got the dvd of it a few years ago
SmashLiXs regardless this is the kinda shit I need more of, it's so weird, multilayered jokes, funny, clever, rewatchable, fresh.
every line in this is sheer brilliance
seriously the writing is top notch
Guy 1 genuinely comforting Guy 2 in his sadness over the end of Guy 2's affair with Guy 1's wife is one of the funniest and most oddly wholesome things ever
"You guys are the only family I have, maybe because you guys killed mine"
This show is actually so genius with its humour holy shit I'm crying
You’re right! Rape is not an excuse, it’s a reason.
And tonight everything seems so *REASONABLE*
*HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA*
insert bill cosby joke. i wanna say that's in poor taste, but this show has done worse
That's a threat if I've ever seen it
@@SmashLiXs I hate when people act like shit is off limits in comedy, nothing should be. Life is just one huge joke after all.
@@bigshrimp6458 its all about respect
Girls sleepover: does anyone have a crush on jimmy
Boys sleep over:
*sneeze*
* emotional homies *
from here to the stars my dude
let me correct you right here
Girls' sleepover: XRA
boys' sleepover: lol who tf cares
I kid you not, women do not talk to each other about males. You are not more interesting than a box of wallpaper glue or a dead housefly XD
@@beabea5985 holy shit i've never seen someone be so anti-joke before
inb4 you pull a 'i was merely pretending to be braindead' with a whoosh or some shit
"This... is what gang-banging ought to be about..."
PASSION.
"So she says, All the puppies are the cutest thing in the world, and it's like, I'm standing right here mom, I'm standing right here"
Not gonna lie, that one was kinda sad....
I felt that in my soul.
Same man, when he said that, my heart was touched
That’s when he started grooming and training poodles.
"aww that puppy's the cutest"
Knowing that you’re not good enough.
That shit just hurts.
“I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism”
I love that Xavior is wearing the bald dude's tattoo, and the gang's logo is that recurring symbol in the show.
Is this the closest Xavier actually got to being helpful?
How about the mosquito
Me and my friends scream lines from this in class
Same
How many times have you been expelled?
69 likes, make a wish!
"Rape its not an excuse, its the REASON"
XD
0:47 that riff is so funny
"I guess i tend to use the seitch blade as a defense mechanism"
This line is unironically genius
switch
This shit is top tier along with "Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing."
"Maybe i have more issues than a magazine stand"
But all those magazines, are poodle fancy.
This show was going at 88 Jps
Jokes per seconds
0:42 this is going to be my senior quote
Did you graduate? It’s been four years 😄
"I dumped your wife"
*Guitar riff*
The random sniffing sound at 0:15 and 0:22 is so underrated
i like that all time there sniffing sounds, but there never shown who doing that, they just played that sound for stereotype atmosphere of "anonymous clubs"
1:03
Is it strange that I found this one kind of heartbreaking? Like, I can relate to that...
All the extremely clever and hilarious jokes in this
"How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is!"
I freaking died XD
My favorite is "I can't see! My back is turned"
This is genuinely one of the greatest exchanges in all of fiction.
"passion is what gang banging ought to be about" best quote from this clip
"You guys are the only family I have, maybe because you guys killed my family"
God I laughed so hard
*”This week instead of eating tacos we talk...oh”*
holy fuck this was a profound experience
What's up Roach Dogg
@@Vincent43746 jr, please.
It's been a long time since I watched the show but I think these are the only people he actually ever helped
He kind of helped the Weird pet shop guy
@@gupoll I guess he did. You having a good day man
Don't forget the caveman lol
Taco Tuesday is now no GF Tuesday
darkowin :[
friday night is no gf tuesday
*honks La Cucaracha horn in sympathy*
every day is a no gf tuesday
I guess that means every day is Taco Tuesday then.
*category: MUSIC*
DJ Warbel its the music that is the wind and water of the never ending ocean of the soul
Man they are taking GTA 6 in a whole new direction.
“Watch, turn your back!”
When your custom character appears in a cutscene
“i’m standing right here mom.. i’m standing right here..”💀💀💀
They're no longer a drug gang
They're permanently cracked already
i showed this to my therapist & he found it hilarious too
"I'm standing right here mom.....I'm standing right here........."
“Got more issues than a magazine stand.” Holy fuck I’m so stealing that 😂😭
I spit my fucking drink out at his chest tattoo
Every line is a joke. I cannot get a sec to stop laughing.
the sniffin echo is the only thing about xavier that even comes close to cute and even then it's always used in the weirdest context
Wtf I've never seen this show but I wouldn't be surprised if the gods themselves had come down and made it wow
you can watch the entire show in under 4 hours
How to end the war on drugs, 2021 colorized
" I think I use my switchblade as a defence mechanism* This show is a goldmine
I think of this scene every Tuesday. I'm watching a day early this week.
This show was so ahead of its time with what internet humor would become.
Yes
"How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is."
Dear lord, every XRA character acts like a Postsal 2 npc
Raise hands if you secretly groom and train poodles
The reason we can’t see him train the poodle is because we don’t have our backs turned
Actually genius. I'll rewatch and turn around.
That sound effect after "I dumped your wiieeefffe" kills me every time.
"Before tonight I could never express myself with words, I always did like this ✋🎹🎶🎵🎶"
"Friday night is taco Tuesday"
It's insane how this show is like family guy, but miles better.
*”Rape is not an excuse, rape is a reason. And tonight, everything seems so reasonable.”*
*la cucaracha honk sounds loudly in the background*
It was in the foreground coming from the dude's steering wheel.
"Friday night, es taco tuesday." I swear this whole show is satirical on a level beyond humanity.
"You guys are the only family I have. Maybe because you guys killed my family"
thiss is the greatest sceane in all of everthing
shoutout to all my fellow insecure people out there feeling the "I'm standing right here mom" 💀💀💀💀
The writing of this shit is thousands of years ahead
god damn the writing in this show is so damn good
This is both illogical and hilarious
My face is laughing, but my heart is feeling
*sniff sniff*
*sniff sniff*
I think the best joke here that they treat tacos like they're just bad as all the other gang stuff they do
“ how do they expect me to stay outta jail? That’s where my stuff is”
I used to have a girlfriend
Now I have a wife
Condescending online Man Im sorry for you
Did i really make this fake ass comment 7 months ago? What a loser!
Have they met yet?
which of you lost 200 pounds?
Cool, is he disabled?
These are all the jokes I could find. pretty much one every line lol
"FRIDAY night, es Taco TUESDAY"
"This WEEK, instead of eating Tacos, let's just TALK-Oh"
"Heart spirits have to say, to your mind sacks?"
*at group therapy*
"I guess I tend to use my Switch Blade as a defense mechanism.."
"You guys are the only family I have. Maybe because you guys killed my family.."
"I couldn't express myself with words. I always did it like this." *Mexican horn plays, man cries in understanding*
"You're right, rape is not an excuse. it's a REASON."
"And tonight, everything seems so REASONable."
"I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds."
"DROPPED YOUR WIFE!!!"
*actually starts talking about how his love for the man's wife made him say that, but he got dumped, a double twist*
"How do they expect me to stay outta jail?? That's where all my stuff is."
*shows off his tattoo, the expectation being that it'll be a shit tattoo, but the actual tattoo is a tattoo of him having a tattoo of shit. a shit tattoo.*
"Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine"
*They all like training and grooming poodles*
"Watch, turn your back! I'm doing it!"
"I can't see, my back is turned!"
You forgot the best one
"Passion.. This is what gang banging outta be about"
Wow, the magazine joke flew over my head lol
“How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That’s where all my stuff is!”
World's greatest show, I remember watching this debut on adult swim like 10 years ago
it debuted in 2007
SmashLiXs bro shut up you’re annoying nobody cares about freedom friday
i heard snoop dogg voice acted in that episode
I think you’re thinking of mannibalism. Not this episode
"OK, Woolsie wants a donkey punch, and no chit chat."
"I dumped your WAIIIIFFFFF"
So she says, "Oh that puppy's the cutest thing in the world!" And it's like, 'I'm standing right here mom, I'm standing right here!'
Seriously, this is what gangbanging ought to be about
"I never wanted to be a vato"
Yea,
Remember being a kid and passing out in front of the tv… only to wake up to this at 1am?
I love how this channels 2 main contributions is uploading a Xavier renegade angel clip and creating the Tommy wright I creep at night meme