The fact that the Rock saw Oppenheimer and immediately thought about this movie is a hilarious testiment to his own inflated ego and dillusional perspective on films as an art.
j.k. simmons also played another santa claus character in a netflix movie called "klaus" which is a good movie. maybe that's why they casted him for "red one."
When Seagal finally does his spirit will pass on and fully possess The Rock; causing rapid weight gain and the unresistable urge to assault crew members and do racist accents
I haven't seen it yet myself but I remember seeing the trailers coming out and I was like "Ughhhh" but apparently it's actually good?! Like damn I get when trailers try to make a bad movie look good, but the inverse is quite the bold decision. @@DaWho05
I work at a movie theater and for red one, they had us put out a giant two-layered cardboard cutout standee, giant cards for each character from the movie over the bar, Santa “nice” stickers and Krampus “naughty” stickers over every piece of protective glass we have, Red One holographic cups, Red One popcorn buckets, Red One sleigh popcorn buckets, Red One popcorn BAGS for free popcorn tuesdays that are so unbelievably thin that even a drip of butter will 100% go straight through it, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for OUR REWARDS PROGRAM that play ON OUR MENU SCREENS, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for the movie trivia ads that play before movies start (all of the trivia questions were replaced with christmas trivia btw, also both these ads only featured Garcia and the snowmen in NOTICEABLY lower quality), CUSTOM RED ONE PIZZA BOXES THAT ARE MADE DIFFERENTLY AND FOLD DIFFERENTLY THAN OUR USUAL PIZZA BOXES, CUSTOM RED VESTS FOR OUR UNIFORMS WITH JK SIMMONS SANTA ON THE BACK OF IT, CUSTOM RED ONE HATS FOR OUR UNIFORMS THAT DONT FIT OUR HEADS AT ALL, AND A WHOLE ASS SANTA IMPERSONATER SCHEDULED TO BE THERE ON RED ONE’S OPENING WEEKEND, WHOS JOB IT WAS TO GIVE THE KIDS MORE RED ONE HATS AND the week before it released, Amazon (i assume, idk WHOEVER TF WORKED WITH AND PROMOTES RHE MOVIE) had given out free tickets for early Red One showings that were so unbelievably packed that my coworkers asked me if it was a taste of how working christmas day was like (For context, I worked last Christmas and they didn’t, and all they know about last Christmas is that we had to clean evry bodily fluid BESIDES blood, only one person tipped, and there was a literal fist fight in the lobby at midnight where like 3 cop cars trapped the guy in our parking lot and I just kept working. Unfortunately no fights happened over Red One, but I wasn’t there for the Red One early screening rushes so know, my coworkers compared it to THIS) I’m happy to say that 2 days after Red One released, we threw out the cardboard standee cuz it was taking up way too much room and we needed to put new ones out, and I was able to get the head of JK Simmons and Garcia, and the Rock’s head is mounted on the employee bathroom paper towel dispenser I put JK Simmons on my bedroom wall, and surprised my parents with Garcia on their wall, where my dog then barked at the decapitated head of Garcia like it was an actual polar bear for like a whole ass half hour, and still is weary around it after being shown its 2D and a severed head
@ Couldn’t ask for a better finale then blasting Christmas music in the back and watching all the managers rip the giant cardboard standee apart like a rage room Truly the reddest moment of all ones
Bro i wish i read this before watching it i was going 20 days strong but then he apeared and i nostalgia criticised all over the screen instantly shit video unsub
@aesthetic3355 including this one i have watched 3 separate videos where he’s popped up out of nowhere and only one of them actually pertained to the main topic… we have it rough out here…
Side note: the actress who plays the villain, Kiernan Shipka, has been having a surprisingly great year. She's in this (and whether that's a good thing is definitely questionable), but she was also in both Twisters and Longlegs, plus a holiday romcom coming out before the end of the year. Get that bag I guess, queen?
If you guys would’ve just gone to see Black Adam back in 2023, The Rock wouldn’t make an unnecessarily expensive Christmas movie because he saw Oppenheimer on IMAX one time.
Yeah I have seen rise of the guardians and Santa was badass in that but I was referring to this movie specifically Rise of the guardians is cool so I give it a pass
Hi Mr. Chazington! I felt it prudent to inform you that around 4:52 you say Mrs. Claus is baking macaroons but you then show a picture of macrons. Macaroons are fluffy cookies that are commonly made with shredded coconut and dropped directly onto the baking sheet, whereas macarons are 2 small cookies stuck together with a cream filling and are usually placed on the baking sheet with a piping bag to ensure it remains evenly shaped. Both are quite tasty, and it’s a common mistake to make, but I hope in the future you will do more research as to the baked good you’re showing off to your audience!
When Chris Evens juked the baby after going "what are you looking at" i just knew this movie was gonna be a 10/10. I looked at my friend and said "See he didnt steal the candy from the baby, its a subversion of expectations" but then he steals the candy at the end of the scene. Peak shit.
mr. chaz, genuinely hope you see this. thanks so much for all ur videos, especially from this year. your sense of humor with the frantic editing, repeating phrases is super unique. been binging them and even from ones i’ve rewatched a dozen times, it still makes me laugh so much. absolute comfort food like classic AVGN/Old Jontron/TFS. Keep it up, boss. 💚
That movie belongs on level 4 of the naughty list. Also, what have we as a species done wrong to deserve to be punished with the existence of a Skibidi Toilet collector's figure?
ok i’m really stupid so a quote i kept seeing about the movie was “dwayne johnson will no longer just be the voice of maui but the face of him as well” i took it as dwayne johnson’s will no longer be the name and face of maui my bad
Watched it when it came out, haven’t seen it again, but I recall liking it. It felt like they actually cared about making something entertaining and original, and not just something to fill a theatre, and then sell plastic novelty junk based off the IP for years. Besides, I am always down for John Leguizamo😂
Two weeks ago my sister and I were having a birthday, and we decided to go to the cinema, she had let me to pick the movie. I wanted to see The Wild() Robot film but my sister said no because it was a kid's movie. So we then picked this.
I'm surprised that this was somewhat self aware, it made it be that much more than just "random guy watches something he doesn't want to like, then rants for 15 mins", pretty good job
I would treat this movie as a "So bad it's good" movie. This legit feels like a fever dream like what is even going on?? Where did KRAMPUS of all things come from??
I will say I think this movie is a step in the right direction with what's basically a parody movie with a goofy premise taking itself 100% seriously vs constantly undercutting itself with self-referential humor. Some of my favorite movies are shit like Judge Dredd and Starship Troopers that themselves are pretty overt satires however they have vast amounts of charm over how they just take themselves completely seriously at the same time.
8:16 Speaking of Gmod, that sound effect of the woman screaming has been used in countless Gmod horror/Haloween maps. It might even be in base HL2 but i’m not sure. When the big budget movie plays a sound effect that can be heard in that one Vinesauce HL Haloween video from 12 years ago, you know it’s good.
You know the saddest part about a holiday movie with the MCU style? It could very much work. How do I know this? Because of Rise of the Guardians. An animated movie made by DreamWorks about Santa and other holiday/mythical figure who's teamed up to fight Boogeyman and saving Christmas and other holidays. It's an actual fun holiday season movie that's full of joy and actions. That movie deserve a sequel
The most unspoken funny in this video is the fact that the woman on the poster, Lucy Liu, was also in one of the Shazam movies. The connections just keep coming.
Red one changed my life, I saw it with friends and it was an eye opening experience, Red one revitalized my crops, saved my family, saved my life, It did everything! I truly understand that I am merely nothing compared to the greatness that is red one, and all I can do is spread the word as I can only express gratitude towards this truly once in a lifetime experience. Bravo!
The Rock pissing in water bottles officially makes him a level 4 naughty lister
A level 4… naughty lister?!
The Rock method acting as an Amazon warehouse worker for a Christmas movie is oddly apropos
How about level 10 for that
Level 4 bottle pisser
he's just making jarate
The Rock probably had to pee in bottles to make him feel like he was still stranded in the jungle, otherwise he couldn't be in the movie
Why would someone opt to pee in bottles if they were stranded in a jungle? Oh wait, yeah that checks out for The Rock....
Actual good theory since he did Jumanji 3 times and the Boat thing in the jungle
@@ItsKanches Extra hydration dude, come on think!
The hierarchy of power in the naughty list is about to change
The north pole has been taken...
I just remembered Black Christmas is an actual movie from
*_50 years ago._*
Wait till they get a load of me
He's a LEVEL FIVE NAUGHTY LISTER
Wait till they get my load
level 4 naughty lister?
The bear says it like it’s a slur
Level 4? House reference?
A level 4 naughty lister?
Level 4 gya…
“Level 4 naughty lister”
Translation: “to old to order off the kids menu”
The North Pole has been taken, billions must become level 4 naughty listers.
I'm gonna become a level 5 naughty lister
All the things she said (All the things she said) running through my head 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
@@LifeIsPain878Guys he is the chosen fatty lister
War over presents when?
Santa gives the dustiest coal to his naughtiest listers
The fact that the Rock saw Oppenheimer and immediately thought about this movie is a hilarious testiment to his own inflated ego and dillusional perspective on films as an art.
i dunno man if you think about it the movies are really not that different
You just can't smell it.
Wasn’t it about how Oppenheimer was in IMAX a movie that doesn’t need to be
he seriously sickens me, those who can't appreciate the art of cinema, don't deserve to watch or be in it.
This comment was straight up copied and pasted from somewhere else. The lack of creativity just to farm little RUclips comments like is crazy. lol
j.k. simmons also played another santa claus character in a netflix movie called "klaus" which is a good movie. maybe that's why they casted him for "red one."
Klaus is legitimately the best Christmas movie I've seen and I hate how it can now be compared directly with this shit
@@mister_lad at least people will be talking about klaus more now
i look forward to december every year because it's klaus season
Klaus is so unbelievably good
Klaus is peak
friendship ended with "TOO OLD TO ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU"
now "level 4, naughty lister?" is my new best friend
We dragging to old to order off the kids menu into 2025
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO
@@MillsMiles. The "too old to order off the kid's menu' meme is still MASSIVE.
A level old....order lister?
TOO OLD TO BE A LEVEL 4 NAUGHTY LISTER
First movie to cost Red One Billion dollars; it truly made me feel the corporate, I mean Christmas Spirit
Red one billion dollars was funny as hell
@@expandapantsii341insane pfp
This is like Morbius but evil.
Level 4 naughty lister sounds like a joke from Futurama with robot Santa.
Sounds like a slur
Futurama would make it funnier too.
Bender would be like the only guy in that section lol
My brother dragged me to watch Transformers One with him, and when the trailer for this played, I told him that it looked like a fake movie trailer.
At least we saw transformers one after seeing this trailer
@@Feircedeityslayer youre his brother?
atleast transformers one is a good movie
He’s just a level 4 naughty lister
@@expandapantsii341 He is indeed my brother.
Saw someone claim that Dwayne Johnson is becoming Steven Seagal. And the more i think about that connection, the more it makes sense.
When Seagal finally does his spirit will pass on and fully possess The Rock; causing rapid weight gain and the unresistable urge to assault crew members and do racist accents
@@Finamajig not to mention start saying “punani” and making shitty energy drinks
@ He already makes energy drinks and he’s technically already done a song… by god the process is even further along than we thought
Seagal is slowly posessing his body that's why he becomes more souless every year. His soul is being transferred
Nah Dwayne doesn't hit on minors
This year is truly a gold mine for slop kid movies that cost WAY too much money
Except for the cinematic masterpiece known as TRANSFORMERS ONE… which was marketed as kids slop…
@@DaWho05 Transformers one be like: WTF IS A BAD MOVIE 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@@graham7784 Then next year will have The Minecraft Movie so that should be amazingly terrible
I haven't seen it yet myself but I remember seeing the trailers coming out and I was like "Ughhhh" but apparently it's actually good?! Like damn I get when trailers try to make a bad movie look good, but the inverse is quite the bold decision. @@DaWho05
The Wild Robot was good.
I work at a movie theater and for red one, they had us put out a giant two-layered cardboard cutout standee, giant cards for each character from the movie over the bar, Santa “nice” stickers and Krampus “naughty” stickers over every piece of protective glass we have, Red One holographic cups, Red One popcorn buckets, Red One sleigh popcorn buckets, Red One popcorn BAGS for free popcorn tuesdays that are so unbelievably thin that even a drip of butter will 100% go straight through it, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for OUR REWARDS PROGRAM that play ON OUR MENU SCREENS, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for the movie trivia ads that play before movies start (all of the trivia questions were replaced with christmas trivia btw, also both these ads only featured Garcia and the snowmen in NOTICEABLY lower quality), CUSTOM RED ONE PIZZA BOXES THAT ARE MADE DIFFERENTLY AND FOLD DIFFERENTLY THAN OUR USUAL PIZZA BOXES, CUSTOM RED VESTS FOR OUR UNIFORMS WITH JK SIMMONS SANTA ON THE BACK OF IT, CUSTOM RED ONE HATS FOR OUR UNIFORMS THAT DONT FIT OUR HEADS AT ALL, AND A WHOLE ASS SANTA IMPERSONATER SCHEDULED TO BE THERE ON RED ONE’S OPENING WEEKEND, WHOS JOB IT WAS TO GIVE THE KIDS MORE RED ONE HATS
AND the week before it released, Amazon (i assume, idk WHOEVER TF WORKED WITH AND PROMOTES RHE MOVIE) had given out free tickets for early Red One showings that were so unbelievably packed that my coworkers asked me if it was a taste of how working christmas day was like (For context, I worked last Christmas and they didn’t, and all they know about last Christmas is that we had to clean evry bodily fluid BESIDES blood, only one person tipped, and there was a literal fist fight in the lobby at midnight where like 3 cop cars trapped the guy in our parking lot and I just kept working. Unfortunately no fights happened over Red One, but I wasn’t there for the Red One early screening rushes so know, my coworkers compared it to THIS)
I’m happy to say that 2 days after Red One released, we threw out the cardboard standee cuz it was taking up way too much room and we needed to put new ones out, and I was able to get the head of JK Simmons and Garcia, and the Rock’s head is mounted on the employee bathroom paper towel dispenser
I put JK Simmons on my bedroom wall, and surprised my parents with Garcia on their wall, where my dog then barked at the decapitated head of Garcia like it was an actual polar bear for like a whole ass half hour, and still is weary around it after being shown its 2D and a severed head
@@honeydrop1118 amazing and beautiful story full of villains and heroes
@ Couldn’t ask for a better finale then blasting Christmas music in the back and watching all the managers rip the giant cardboard standee apart like a rage room
Truly the reddest moment of all ones
The red scare
@@spookyjosh158 back and ready for action
@@spookyjosh158 why Red One is communist Marxist propaganda
Was Hitler a level 4 naughty lister?
I heard he was Level 5.
a level nein actually
LMAOO
No, actually. As it turns out, the rumors that he sent several million of satan's elves up the chimney are greatly exaggerated.
Maybe
Red One is my favorite new installment in the “movie you would see a trailer for on Hallmark once and your aunt would call it neat” saga.
The Rock can’t get over the fact that he’s in his fifties now
and not cool any more
and the gear he's on is aging him rapidly now
Soooo...midlife crisis?
This movie feels like what people assume when people say that Die Hard is a Christmas film.
Violent Night (2022) exists
@@molanohouseSo too does the 2023 John Woo film Silent Night
@@theactualTVBand then the other silent night with horror slasher Santa Claus
@@SonicKirby_069also that horror movie with krampus and his army of men-eating toys
@@XD-sc4ixcant forget about that one weird horror movie The Gingerdead Man
he says level 4 naughty lister in the same way the nostalgia critic says the bat credit card bit
this movie is a level 4 naughty lister out of 10 ngl
That’s what I rated it
"what if we made arthur christmas but with none of the whimsy"
arthur christmas was fire as fuck
@@abbottvisr1234 “Here, have a bonbon” slayed me for literally no reason. That movie is peak.
I don’t know how, but Chazington went down a deep enough rabbit hole to get to “GARBAGE DAY.” This is the content I’m subscribed for
I was waiting for that line as soon as he brought up silent night deadly night 😂
This movie feels like it would've been released in Y2K america, and years later would be seen as an ironic christmas classic
IF YOU ARE DOING NO NOSTALGIA CRITIC NOVEMEBER THIS YEAR DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
Bro i wish i read this before watching it i was going 20 days strong but then he apeared and i nostalgia criticised all over the screen instantly shit video unsub
@aesthetic3355 including this one i have watched 3 separate videos where he’s popped up out of nowhere and only one of them actually pertained to the main topic… we have it rough out here…
@@aesthetic3355Sounds like he's a lever 4 naughty lister
"the north pole has been taken , Billions must get gifts"
Side note: the actress who plays the villain, Kiernan Shipka, has been having a surprisingly great year. She's in this (and whether that's a good thing is definitely questionable), but she was also in both Twisters and Longlegs, plus a holiday romcom coming out before the end of the year. Get that bag I guess, queen?
Twisters wasn’t that good ngl
@DinoRicky no but like... a) it's not Red One, so I grouped it with the good ones, b) it made decent money, and c) it was a decent time waster
She also Don Drapers daughter on MadMen
@@ericbaker8781 and Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the Riverdale-verse
"You guys have a Melissa Morgan action figure?"
That’s not how it works, come on!"
Good comment
@@chazington1073good boy
@@chazington1073chaz can you sell me your skin I want to become chaz
“Do you have a Melissa Mouffette action figure?”
Do you have a john cena action figure
“level four fatty lister” is now something me and my little brother unironically quote
9:12 I just got what if five nights at freddies was funny flashbacks.....
Maro Malt by Garrett Williamson. Haven't checked up on the guy in some time, but that track stays in the back of my brain like a sleeper code LMAO
Lol same
@@amberhernandezfor real LOL
If you guys would’ve just gone to see Black Adam back in 2023, The Rock wouldn’t make an unnecessarily expensive Christmas movie because he saw Oppenheimer on IMAX one time.
Normalize calling these things “class movie day” movies.
@@DaWho05 OH MY GOD YES THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THESE ARE
thrift store dvd section
Generic brand version
“Movies to watch while stoned out of your mind”
Fr the teachers be pulling out the most random movies no one asked for
I actually didn't hate the movie as much as I expected to but why are modern movies so expensive? It was never gonna make its money back.
villain was a baddie though
It’s money laundering
@@hirosekoichi466there’s no other explanation, it has to be this
Friendly reminder that Arcane, one of the most expensive shoes to make in history, cost less total than the average Pixar movie lmao.
@@_MyNameIsAJ_ REAL
4:59 “Mr. President, you’re going to want to hear this.”
“Sir, a second sleigh has hit the workshop, the North Pole is under attack”
@@the-experimentKrampus' Goblins are terrorizing the north
NO THAT IS NOT SOLIDUS SNAKE
“My fellow Americans, today I am heard to publicly address to you the heartbreaking and shocking news that the North Pole has indeed been taken.”
@@the-experimentI’m dead 🤣 🤣 💀
6:57
"Butter Freddy!"
"Aren't you a level 4 naughty lister?"
I kinda forget the SD fan accounts are run by real people who leave real comments under other youtube videos
The entire idea of the movie being Santa but badass feels like a movie idea that a Metal Gear Rising fan would come up with.
It feels like something off of Wattpad
@@hirosekoichi466Wasn't Santa ALREADY badass tho? St nick SLAPPED Arius in the face
I mean I never saw Rise of the Guardians but wasn’t Santa just a badass daddy in that?
not just an mgr fan, an mgr fan who doesn't know anything about the other games
Yeah I have seen rise of the guardians and Santa was badass in that but I was referring to this movie specifically
Rise of the guardians is cool so I give it a pass
Hi Mr. Chazington! I felt it prudent to inform you that around 4:52 you say Mrs. Claus is baking macaroons but you then show a picture of macrons. Macaroons are fluffy cookies that are commonly made with shredded coconut and dropped directly onto the baking sheet, whereas macarons are 2 small cookies stuck together with a cream filling and are usually placed on the baking sheet with a piping bag to ensure it remains evenly shaped. Both are quite tasty, and it’s a common mistake to make, but I hope in the future you will do more research as to the baked good you’re showing off to your audience!
mack aaron's.
Literally unwatchable
M'crns
I hope someone got fired for this blunder
He can never earn back my trust after this blunder.
First movie to gross one redillion dollars
Level 4 box office lister
The part where the rock said “Alright, It’s The Red One’n time” then came in Santa’s ass gave me chills.
This movie was like the antithesis to Arthur Christmas with no holiday spirit whatsoever.
My Sister asked me to see this movie with her, but I had to do college algebra homework. I’m pretty sure I had more of a good time than her.
what is... it like to have a sister?
@@benonaru what
The rock is imminently about to go full kayne
"I love everyRedOne"
you always find one clip to repeat in every video and i love it
level 4... naughty lister?
"You woundnt have [shima luan] doll would you?"
"That’s not how It works!"
Stop thinking small, we gotta reach level 5 naughty lister
Truly a modern day Christmas classic
hi man i see everywhere!
I agree.
The Holdovers is an absolute Christmas Classic.
One for the ages
When Chris Evens juked the baby after going "what are you looking at" i just knew this movie was gonna be a 10/10. I looked at my friend and said "See he didnt steal the candy from the baby, its a subversion of expectations" but then he steals the candy at the end of the scene. Peak shit.
Babe wake up! He found a new "Too old to order of the kids menu" joke to beat! me next!
@@cringeysammy1551 If you’re a level 4 naughty lister you can’t order off the kids menu
mr. chaz, genuinely hope you see this. thanks so much for all ur videos, especially from this year. your sense of humor with the frantic editing, repeating phrases is super unique. been binging them and even from ones i’ve rewatched a dozen times, it still makes me laugh so much. absolute comfort food like classic AVGN/Old Jontron/TFS. Keep it up, boss. 💚
Thank you I really appreciate being compared to those guys
"Level four fatty lister" is Chaz's way of not having to say "gyatt".
I respect it.
You ain’t never watched Chazington til your watching him during lunch at school while freezing from the mild winds.
This video better be good cuz I had to sit through a long ass milk ad
Milk ad was better no doubt
Mario got milk ad 👀
did it make you want to drink long-ass-milk
@@chazington1073 If it makes you feel better, know that I thought your video was better.
@@YourAverageRUclipsCommenterthe milk add was peak cinema
Guys I think the rock is a level 4 naughty lister
You know who else was a Level 4 naughty lister? Pol Pot. Coincidence? Probably.
Oh Chaz, you level 4 naughty lister.
That movie belongs on level 4 of the naughty list.
Also, what have we as a species done wrong to deserve to be punished with the existence of a Skibidi Toilet collector's figure?
"What we as a species did wrong" I dont think it's a question that need to be aswered
I wished their was a joke about that in this film
6:10 GARBAGE DAY
I somehow thought he said "carpet day"
huh? NO!
(Bang) AUGH!
I can't 🥹😂
"Which one does Santa wear?"
".....The Red One"
I watched transformers 1 instead of Red One, good call :)
I watched both
something a level 4 naughty lister would do
What about Absolute?
are we just not talking about the polar bear
He unfortunately only had about 3 minutes of screen time, which felt like a waste of a potentially awesome main character.
i hope our christmas present will be that chazington will start rendering and uploading his videos in 1080p
Never
jet set radio spotted
Dwayne is finally using his rich-people free will
Shima solos Santa Claus
I want Shima to solo me
no he is a level -116722661 naughty lister
something what a level 4 naughty lister would say
No it's not Santa Claus it's nick
I thought this was in a different language for a split second
i love the idea "What if Christmas was in the MCU". Santa gets a redesigned leather suit with that one stripe pattern they always do
“The North Pole has been taken” is gonna become my latest vocal stim
7:45 UNEXPECTED SONICSEGAGAMER JUMPSCARE
Holy shit
ok the funniest part about you saying the rocks in moana 2 i’m almost 100% certain the rock isn’t in it
He 100% is because his name is in the films cast list and he has done interviews about the movie.
I think he is
ok i’m really stupid so a quote i kept seeing about the movie was “dwayne johnson will no longer just be the voice of maui but the face of him as well” i took it as dwayne johnson’s will no longer be the name and face of maui my bad
Oh he is in it
i can unironically vouch for violent night, its a very fun movie that i've ended up watching somewhat yearly
Watched it when it came out, haven’t seen it again, but I recall liking it. It felt like they actually cared about making something entertaining and original, and not just something to fill a theatre, and then sell plastic novelty junk based off the IP for years.
Besides, I am always down for John Leguizamo😂
LEVEL 4 BOTTLE PISSER?
The Rock playing the same Character in every movie makes him a Level 4 naughty lister
We shall refer to him as "Mr. Johnson" until he makes a good movie.
Two weeks ago my sister and I were having a birthday, and we decided to go to the cinema, she had let me to pick the movie. I wanted to see The Wild() Robot film but my sister said no because it was a kid's movie. So we then picked this.
My condolences bro
@bruuuuuuuuhhhh dont worry it was fine I just wish I watched that movie instead of the Red one or something
7:30 bro, I'm so high rn, and this caught me off guard🤣🤣
I'm surprised that this was somewhat self aware, it made it be that much more than just "random guy watches something he doesn't want to like, then rants for 15 mins", pretty good job
Balls have been rubbed this day thank you sir for your sacrifice you're,you're a good man... bless you sir,bless you.
this is a certified level 4 naughty lister video
I would treat this movie as a "So bad it's good" movie. This legit feels like a fever dream like what is even going on?? Where did KRAMPUS of all things come from??
saw a big cardboard thing for this while going to see kiki's delivery service a couple of weeks ago. looks just as strange as I thought it would be.
I like your profile picture.
Wait, are we back in 1989?
@molanohouse GKIDS paired with AMC a few years back and you can watch Ghibli movies in theaters as a result.
You know what's funnier? Violent Night, from 2022, an R rated movie, had a budget of $20 million, but it's a hundred times better than Red One
No
Violent Night is cheeks
Too naughty to eat off the level 4 menu
I will say I think this movie is a step in the right direction with what's basically a parody movie with a goofy premise taking itself 100% seriously vs constantly undercutting itself with self-referential humor.
Some of my favorite movies are shit like Judge Dredd and Starship Troopers that themselves are pretty overt satires however they have vast amounts of charm over how they just take themselves completely seriously at the same time.
They didn't make a parody they made a shitty movie
@@axolotl1777 I didn't say it was good only a step in the right direction. The next step would be to make a movie that's actually good.
It's weird how Chris Evans is a LEVEL 4 NAUGHTY LISTER, because he's also TOO OLD TO ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU!
A level 4...gyatt lister?
8:16 Speaking of Gmod, that sound effect of the woman screaming has been used in countless Gmod horror/Haloween maps. It might even be in base HL2 but i’m not sure.
When the big budget movie plays a sound effect that can be heard in that one Vinesauce HL Haloween video from 12 years ago, you know it’s good.
It is in base HL2, you can occasionally hear it in Ravenholm
too old to order off the naughty list
a naughty lister can't legislate
All I want for Christmas is a Genshin Impact Miracle for Chasca
Half of the people you cover on this channel are level 4 naughty listers.
whoever doesn't think this movie is a classic is a level 4 naughty lister.
You know the saddest part about a holiday movie with the MCU style? It could very much work. How do I know this? Because of Rise of the Guardians. An animated movie made by DreamWorks about Santa and other holiday/mythical figure who's teamed up to fight Boogeyman and saving Christmas and other holidays. It's an actual fun holiday season movie that's full of joy and actions. That movie deserve a sequel
"Mr president, they hit the north pole"
The Garbage Day clip killed me
The most unspoken funny in this video is the fact that the woman on the poster, Lucy Liu, was also in one of the Shazam movies. The connections just keep coming.
Red one changed my life, I saw it with friends and it was an eye opening experience, Red one revitalized my crops, saved my family, saved my life, It did everything! I truly understand that I am merely nothing compared to the greatness that is red one, and all I can do is spread the word as I can only express gratitude towards this truly once in a lifetime experience. Bravo!
Silent night deadly night 5 being mentioned was like being 85 and getting a war flash back
I can see the level 4 naughty lister becoming part of chazington's vocabulary
I knew exactly where the Silent Night tangent was going and I am very happy I was right.
One of the Christmas movies of all time
The Rock never losing a fight in movies makes him a Level 4 naughty lister
The North Pole has fallen.
Billions must get coal.
The hierarchy of the North Pole, is about to change.
he got 50 mil for that movie. that's his quote. if he gets offered another movie, he has to get 50 mil. even if he does a bad job, that's 50 more mil.
0:30 is that Omni man playing as Santa
No it's Cave Johnson
It’s J. Jonah Jameson Jr.
Nah, that's Stanford Pines
Nope, it’s Kai