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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @Lovesickwastaken
    @Lovesickwastaken 2 месяца назад +6915

    The Rock pissing in water bottles officially makes him a level 4 naughty lister

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 2 месяца назад +4503

    The Rock probably had to pee in bottles to make him feel like he was still stranded in the jungle, otherwise he couldn't be in the movie

    • @ItsKanches
      @ItsKanches Месяц назад +47

      Why would someone opt to pee in bottles if they were stranded in a jungle? Oh wait, yeah that checks out for The Rock....

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 Месяц назад +34

      Actual good theory since he did Jumanji 3 times and the Boat thing in the jungle

    • @poymannyng1845
      @poymannyng1845 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@ItsKanches Extra hydration dude, come on think!

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 23 дня назад +3

      @@poymannyng1845 infinite hydration glitch

  • @ninjajack6457
    @ninjajack6457 2 месяца назад +4830

    The hierarchy of power in the naughty list is about to change

    • @mrgutsybat
      @mrgutsybat 2 месяца назад

      The north pole has been taken...

    • @DanialTarki
      @DanialTarki 2 месяца назад +79

      I just remembered Black Christmas is an actual movie from
      *_50 years ago._*

    • @SinisterBlitzo9
      @SinisterBlitzo9 2 месяца назад +28

      Wait till they get a load of me

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 2 месяца назад +4

      He's a LEVEL FIVE NAUGHTY LISTER

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 Месяц назад

      @@SinisterBlitzo9 NAH MAN THATS FOUL
      can i get a load of you? :3

  • @CinnaBox
    @CinnaBox 2 месяца назад +1618

    friendship ended with "TOO OLD TO ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU"
    now "level 4, naughty lister?" is my new best friend

    • @MillsMiles.
      @MillsMiles. Месяц назад +34

      We dragging to old to order off the kids menu into 2025

    • @CRPit
      @CRPit Месяц назад +5

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO

    • @GusFling
      @GusFling Месяц назад +19

      ​@@MillsMiles. The "too old to order off the kid's menu' meme is still MASSIVE.

    • @hopefulfriend4163
      @hopefulfriend4163 Месяц назад +16

      A level old....order lister?

    • @imposteramogus2167
      @imposteramogus2167 Месяц назад +12

      TOO OLD TO BE A LEVEL 4 NAUGHTY LISTER

  • @OctopusFather
    @OctopusFather 2 месяца назад +8204

    level 4 naughty lister?

    • @thatonenerd9252
      @thatonenerd9252 2 месяца назад +765

      The bear says it like it’s a slur

    • @Bigsean74
      @Bigsean74 2 месяца назад +191

      Level 4? House reference?

    • @Bahbyhruh
      @Bahbyhruh 2 месяца назад +136

      A level 4 naughty lister?

    • @Drastic644
      @Drastic644 2 месяца назад +100

      Level 4 gya…

    • @Jackalmercenary-t7y
      @Jackalmercenary-t7y 2 месяца назад +26

      “Level 4 naughty lister”
      Translation: “to old to order off the kids menu”

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 2 месяца назад +3932

    The fact that the Rock saw Oppenheimer and immediately thought about this movie is a hilarious testiment to his own inflated ego and dillusional perspective on films as an art.

    • @starkar91
      @starkar91 2 месяца назад +248

      i dunno man if you think about it the movies are really not that different

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 2 месяца назад +85

      You just can't smell it.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 2 месяца назад +64

      Wasn’t it about how Oppenheimer was in IMAX a movie that doesn’t need to be

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions 2 месяца назад +42

      he seriously sickens me, those who can't appreciate the art of cinema, don't deserve to watch or be in it.

    • @carlwheezer1640
      @carlwheezer1640 2 месяца назад +162

      This comment was straight up copied and pasted from somewhere else. The lack of creativity just to farm little RUclips comments like is crazy. lol

  • @Burbin7995
    @Burbin7995 2 месяца назад +3902

    The North Pole has been taken, billions must become level 4 naughty listers.

    • @LifeIsPain878
      @LifeIsPain878 2 месяца назад +123

      I'm gonna become a level 5 naughty lister

    • @gamemax1049
      @gamemax1049 2 месяца назад +118

      All the things she said (All the things she said) running through my head 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

    • @mrgutsybat
      @mrgutsybat 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@LifeIsPain878Guys he is the chosen fatty lister

    • @deadeye_john
      @deadeye_john 2 месяца назад +14

      War over presents when?

    • @lepidusthewiser
      @lepidusthewiser 2 месяца назад +41

      Santa gives the dustiest coal to his naughtiest listers

  • @realmikefjord
    @realmikefjord 2 месяца назад +2361

    j.k. simmons also played another santa claus character in a netflix movie called "klaus" which is a good movie. maybe that's why they casted him for "red one."

    • @mister_lad
      @mister_lad 2 месяца назад +383

      Klaus is legitimately the best Christmas movie I've seen and I hate how it can now be compared directly with this shit

    • @yarkster9_
      @yarkster9_ 2 месяца назад +133

      @@mister_lad at least people will be talking about klaus more now

    • @OctoAmbush-nc4xt
      @OctoAmbush-nc4xt 2 месяца назад +86

      i look forward to december every year because it's klaus season

    • @lukasbanana4949
      @lukasbanana4949 2 месяца назад +63

      Klaus is so unbelievably good

    • @gtdc4685
      @gtdc4685 2 месяца назад +43

      Klaus is peak

  • @samuelsolomon7330
    @samuelsolomon7330 2 месяца назад +905

    Saw someone claim that Dwayne Johnson is becoming Steven Seagal. And the more i think about that connection, the more it makes sense.

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig 2 месяца назад +233

      When Seagal finally does his spirit will pass on and fully possess The Rock; causing rapid weight gain and the unresistable urge to assault crew members and do racist accents

    • @MrDanno
      @MrDanno 2 месяца назад +81

      @@Finamajig not to mention start saying “punani” and making shitty energy drinks

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig 2 месяца назад +87

      @ He already makes energy drinks and he’s technically already done a song… by god the process is even further along than we thought

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 2 месяца назад +5

      Seagal is slowly posessing his body that's why he becomes more souless every year. His soul is being transferred

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 Месяц назад

      Nah Dwayne doesn't hit on minors

  • @RipplyAnemone67
    @RipplyAnemone67 2 месяца назад +907

    Level 4 naughty lister sounds like a joke from Futurama with robot Santa.

    • @Battery-acid2
      @Battery-acid2 Месяц назад +30

      Sounds like a slur

    • @danielserrano929
      @danielserrano929 Месяц назад +20

      Futurama would make it funnier too.

    • @Eric-1444
      @Eric-1444 Месяц назад +8

      Bender would be like the only guy in that section lol

  • @CoolKidMethew
    @CoolKidMethew 2 месяца назад +1609

    My brother dragged me to watch Transformers One with him, and when the trailer for this played, I told him that it looked like a fake movie trailer.

    • @Feircedeityslayer
      @Feircedeityslayer 2 месяца назад +242

      At least we saw transformers one after seeing this trailer

    • @expandapantsii341
      @expandapantsii341 2 месяца назад +45

      @@Feircedeityslayer youre his brother?

    • @sv_cheats1
      @sv_cheats1 2 месяца назад +98

      atleast transformers one is a good movie

    • @LastAmericanHero911
      @LastAmericanHero911 2 месяца назад +33

      He’s just a level 4 naughty lister

    • @CoolKidMethew
      @CoolKidMethew 2 месяца назад +78

      @@expandapantsii341 He is indeed my brother.

  • @honeydrop1118
    @honeydrop1118 2 месяца назад +886

    I work at a movie theater and for red one, they had us put out a giant two-layered cardboard cutout standee, giant cards for each character from the movie over the bar, Santa “nice” stickers and Krampus “naughty” stickers over every piece of protective glass we have, Red One holographic cups, Red One popcorn buckets, Red One sleigh popcorn buckets, Red One popcorn BAGS for free popcorn tuesdays that are so unbelievably thin that even a drip of butter will 100% go straight through it, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for OUR REWARDS PROGRAM that play ON OUR MENU SCREENS, Red One CUSTOM ANIMATED ADS for the movie trivia ads that play before movies start (all of the trivia questions were replaced with christmas trivia btw, also both these ads only featured Garcia and the snowmen in NOTICEABLY lower quality), CUSTOM RED ONE PIZZA BOXES THAT ARE MADE DIFFERENTLY AND FOLD DIFFERENTLY THAN OUR USUAL PIZZA BOXES, CUSTOM RED VESTS FOR OUR UNIFORMS WITH JK SIMMONS SANTA ON THE BACK OF IT, CUSTOM RED ONE HATS FOR OUR UNIFORMS THAT DONT FIT OUR HEADS AT ALL, AND A WHOLE ASS SANTA IMPERSONATER SCHEDULED TO BE THERE ON RED ONE’S OPENING WEEKEND, WHOS JOB IT WAS TO GIVE THE KIDS MORE RED ONE HATS
    AND the week before it released, Amazon (i assume, idk WHOEVER TF WORKED WITH AND PROMOTES RHE MOVIE) had given out free tickets for early Red One showings that were so unbelievably packed that my coworkers asked me if it was a taste of how working christmas day was like (For context, I worked last Christmas and they didn’t, and all they know about last Christmas is that we had to clean evry bodily fluid BESIDES blood, only one person tipped, and there was a literal fist fight in the lobby at midnight where like 3 cop cars trapped the guy in our parking lot and I just kept working. Unfortunately no fights happened over Red One, but I wasn’t there for the Red One early screening rushes so know, my coworkers compared it to THIS)
    I’m happy to say that 2 days after Red One released, we threw out the cardboard standee cuz it was taking up way too much room and we needed to put new ones out, and I was able to get the head of JK Simmons and Garcia, and the Rock’s head is mounted on the employee bathroom paper towel dispenser
    I put JK Simmons on my bedroom wall, and surprised my parents with Garcia on their wall, where my dog then barked at the decapitated head of Garcia like it was an actual polar bear for like a whole ass half hour, and still is weary around it after being shown its 2D and a severed head

    • @chazington1073
      @chazington1073  2 месяца назад +322

      @@honeydrop1118 amazing and beautiful story full of villains and heroes

    • @honeydrop1118
      @honeydrop1118 2 месяца назад +97

      @ Couldn’t ask for a better finale then blasting Christmas music in the back and watching all the managers rip the giant cardboard standee apart like a rage room
      Truly the reddest moment of all ones

    • @spookyjosh158
      @spookyjosh158 2 месяца назад +92

      The red scare

    • @honeydrop1118
      @honeydrop1118 2 месяца назад +14

      @@spookyjosh158 back and ready for action

    • @MechFung
      @MechFung Месяц назад

      ​@@spookyjosh158 why Red One is communist Marxist propaganda

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig 2 месяца назад +1133

    First movie to cost Red One Billion dollars; it truly made me feel the corporate, I mean Christmas Spirit

    • @expandapantsii341
      @expandapantsii341 2 месяца назад +36

      Red one billion dollars was funny as hell

    • @KvngLeroy1
      @KvngLeroy1 2 месяца назад +2

      ​​@@expandapantsii341insane pfp

    • @vanillabatcave5677
      @vanillabatcave5677 Месяц назад +3

      This is like Morbius but evil.

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 23 дня назад

      @@KvngLeroy1 whats insane about it? its just 2 colours

    • @KvngLeroy1
      @KvngLeroy1 23 дня назад

      @@Grayson-tk5hn it’s from a naughty site

  • @stebe5508
    @stebe5508 2 месяца назад +413

    he says level 4 naughty lister in the same way the nostalgia critic says the bat credit card bit

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 2 месяца назад +739

    Red One is my favorite new installment in the “movie you would see a trailer for on Hallmark once and your aunt would call it neat” saga.

  • @twindrill2852
    @twindrill2852 2 месяца назад +515

    This movie feels like what people assume when people say that Die Hard is a Christmas film.

    • @molanohouse
      @molanohouse 2 месяца назад +21

      Violent Night (2022) exists

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 2 месяца назад +8

      @@molanohouseSo too does the 2023 John Woo film Silent Night

    • @SonicKirby_069
      @SonicKirby_069 Месяц назад +1

      @@theactualTVBand then the other silent night with horror slasher Santa Claus

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix Месяц назад +3

      ​@@SonicKirby_069also that horror movie with krampus and his army of men-eating toys

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Месяц назад +3

      ​@@XD-sc4ixcant forget about that one weird horror movie The Gingerdead Man

  • @birdboy16
    @birdboy16 2 месяца назад +493

    The Rock can’t get over the fact that he’s in his fifties now

    • @ewanski0848
      @ewanski0848 Месяц назад +47

      and not cool any more

    • @grantoden8242
      @grantoden8242 Месяц назад +37

      and the gear he's on is aging him rapidly now

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity Месяц назад +15

      Soooo...midlife crisis?

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 23 дня назад +1

      @@ewanski0848 was he ever cool?

    • @Samlevine111
      @Samlevine111 23 дня назад

      @@luxeternitymidlife is 38 u clown

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump 2 месяца назад +207

    Side note: the actress who plays the villain, Kiernan Shipka, has been having a surprisingly great year. She's in this (and whether that's a good thing is definitely questionable), but she was also in both Twisters and Longlegs, plus a holiday romcom coming out before the end of the year. Get that bag I guess, queen?

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 2 месяца назад +2

      Twisters wasn’t that good ngl

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump 2 месяца назад +19

      @DinoRicky no but like... a) it's not Red One, so I grouped it with the good ones, b) it made decent money, and c) it was a decent time waster

    • @ericbaker8781
      @ericbaker8781 Месяц назад +1

      She also Don Drapers daughter on MadMen

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump Месяц назад +1

      @@ericbaker8781 and Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the Riverdale-verse

    • @bbwblk
      @bbwblk 29 дней назад

      get a life man

  • @graham7784
    @graham7784 2 месяца назад +1116

    This year is truly a gold mine for slop kid movies that cost WAY too much money

    • @DaWho05
      @DaWho05 2 месяца назад +172

      Except for the cinematic masterpiece known as TRANSFORMERS ONE… which was marketed as kids slop…

    • @ActualDumbassatron
      @ActualDumbassatron 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@DaWho05 Transformers one be like: WTF IS A BAD MOVIE 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 месяца назад +66

      @@graham7784 Then next year will have The Minecraft Movie so that should be amazingly terrible

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 2 месяца назад

      ​I haven't seen it yet myself but I remember seeing the trailers coming out and I was like "Ughhhh" but apparently it's actually good?! Like damn I get when trailers try to make a bad movie look good, but the inverse is quite the bold decision. @@DaWho05

    • @debbieganger
      @debbieganger 2 месяца назад +38

      The Wild Robot was good.

  • @funsizedbeans
    @funsizedbeans Месяц назад +74

    “level four fatty lister” is now something me and my little brother unironically quote

  • @graham7784
    @graham7784 2 месяца назад +365

    I don’t know how, but Chazington went down a deep enough rabbit hole to get to “GARBAGE DAY.” This is the content I’m subscribed for

    • @thomasgomes844
      @thomasgomes844 Месяц назад +4

      I was waiting for that line as soon as he brought up silent night deadly night 😂

  • @Rhettroizms
    @Rhettroizms 2 месяца назад +179

    This movie feels like it would've been released in Y2K america, and years later would be seen as an ironic christmas classic

  • @IcyDiamond
    @IcyDiamond 2 месяца назад +534

    Was Hitler a level 4 naughty lister?

    • @CoolKidMethew
      @CoolKidMethew 2 месяца назад +119

      I heard he was Level 5.

    • @voodoo-one
      @voodoo-one Месяц назад +183

      a level nein actually

    • @bluefenix1457
      @bluefenix1457 Месяц назад +9

      LMAOO

    • @TheCentriole
      @TheCentriole Месяц назад

      No, actually. As it turns out, the rumors that he sent several million of satan's elves up the chimney are greatly exaggerated.

    • @datrickster8674
      @datrickster8674 Месяц назад

      Maybe

  • @athomicritics
    @athomicritics 2 месяца назад +147

    "the north pole has been taken , Billions must get gifts"

  • @kwahhh
    @kwahhh 2 месяца назад +299

    "what if we made arthur christmas but with none of the whimsy"

    • @abbottvisr1234
      @abbottvisr1234 Месяц назад +15

      arthur christmas was fire as fuck

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Месяц назад +2

      @@abbottvisr1234 “Here, have a bonbon” slayed me for literally no reason. That movie is peak.

  • @flyingdisk898
    @flyingdisk898 2 месяца назад +258

    "You guys have a Melissa Morgan action figure?"
    That’s not how it works, come on!"

    • @chazington1073
      @chazington1073  2 месяца назад +63

      Good comment

    • @KetoCommander
      @KetoCommander 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@chazington1073good boy

    • @definitelynot9510
      @definitelynot9510 2 месяца назад

      @@chazington1073chaz can you sell me your skin I want to become chaz

    • @imposteramogus2167
      @imposteramogus2167 Месяц назад +2

      “Do you have a Melissa Mouffette action figure?”

    • @tdplayer9582
      @tdplayer9582 Месяц назад +1

      Do you have a john cena action figure

  • @thatgibberishrappingdog6057
    @thatgibberishrappingdog6057 2 месяца назад +416

    IF YOU ARE DOING NO NOSTALGIA CRITIC NOVEMEBER THIS YEAR DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO

    • @aesthetic3355
      @aesthetic3355 2 месяца назад +86

      Bro i wish i read this before watching it i was going 20 days strong but then he apeared and i nostalgia criticised all over the screen instantly shit video unsub

    • @thatgibberishrappingdog6057
      @thatgibberishrappingdog6057 2 месяца назад

      @aesthetic3355 including this one i have watched 3 separate videos where he’s popped up out of nowhere and only one of them actually pertained to the main topic… we have it rough out here…

    • @USA-IRS
      @USA-IRS Месяц назад +8

      ​@@aesthetic3355Sounds like he's a lever 4 naughty lister

  • @Bruh-rk7gl
    @Bruh-rk7gl 2 месяца назад +227

    Hi Mr. Chazington! I felt it prudent to inform you that around 4:52 you say Mrs. Claus is baking macaroons but you then show a picture of macrons. Macaroons are fluffy cookies that are commonly made with shredded coconut and dropped directly onto the baking sheet, whereas macarons are 2 small cookies stuck together with a cream filling and are usually placed on the baking sheet with a piping bag to ensure it remains evenly shaped. Both are quite tasty, and it’s a common mistake to make, but I hope in the future you will do more research as to the baked good you’re showing off to your audience!

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 2 месяца назад

      mack aaron's.

    • @Bravo312
      @Bravo312 2 месяца назад +35

      Literally unwatchable

    • @MyScorpion42
      @MyScorpion42 2 месяца назад +7

      M'crns

    • @littlebeefbeefpro1920
      @littlebeefbeefpro1920 2 месяца назад +35

      I hope someone got fired for this blunder

    • @thenoisytown
      @thenoisytown 2 месяца назад +9

      He can never earn back my trust after this blunder.

  • @LukeStuff-f8z
    @LukeStuff-f8z 2 месяца назад +294

    this movie is a level 4 naughty lister out of 10 ngl

  • @DaWho05
    @DaWho05 2 месяца назад +248

    Normalize calling these things “class movie day” movies.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 месяца назад +17

      @@DaWho05 OH MY GOD YES THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THESE ARE

    • @fullmetalgrave
      @fullmetalgrave Месяц назад +9

      thrift store dvd section

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ Месяц назад

      Generic brand version

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Месяц назад +2

      “Movies to watch while stoned out of your mind”

    • @claytonsimons3361
      @claytonsimons3361 Месяц назад +3

      Fr the teachers be pulling out the most random movies no one asked for

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 месяца назад +118

    If you guys would’ve just gone to see Black Adam back in 2023, The Rock wouldn’t make an unnecessarily expensive Christmas movie because he saw Oppenheimer on IMAX one time.

  • @VroonGrimblo
    @VroonGrimblo 2 месяца назад +28

    When Chris Evens juked the baby after going "what are you looking at" i just knew this movie was gonna be a 10/10. I looked at my friend and said "See he didnt steal the candy from the baby, its a subversion of expectations" but then he steals the candy at the end of the scene. Peak shit.

  • @aztrosistfan
    @aztrosistfan 2 месяца назад +58

    6:57
    "Butter Freddy!"
    "Aren't you a level 4 naughty lister?"

    • @eret3
      @eret3 Месяц назад

      I kinda forget the SD fan accounts are run by real people who leave real comments under other youtube videos

  • @Chase_the_Great
    @Chase_the_Great 2 месяца назад +99

    4:59 “Mr. President, you’re going to want to hear this.”

    • @the-experiment
      @the-experiment 2 месяца назад +24

      “Sir, a second sleigh has hit the workshop, the North Pole is under attack”

    • @shirleymaemattthews4862
      @shirleymaemattthews4862 2 месяца назад

      ​@@the-experimentKrampus' Goblins are terrorizing the north

    • @racungotlost6428
      @racungotlost6428 Месяц назад +2

      NO THAT IS NOT SOLIDUS SNAKE

    • @CA11M3J0sch
      @CA11M3J0sch Месяц назад +4

      “My fellow Americans, today I am heard to publicly address to you the heartbreaking and shocking news that the North Pole has indeed been taken.”

    • @CA11M3J0sch
      @CA11M3J0sch Месяц назад

      @@the-experimentI’m dead 🤣 🤣 💀

  • @_MyNameIsAJ_
    @_MyNameIsAJ_ 2 месяца назад +166

    I actually didn't hate the movie as much as I expected to but why are modern movies so expensive? It was never gonna make its money back.

    • @_MyNameIsAJ_
      @_MyNameIsAJ_ 2 месяца назад +35

      villain was a baddie though

    • @hirosekoichi466
      @hirosekoichi466 2 месяца назад +55

      It’s money laundering

    • @abba9265
      @abba9265 2 месяца назад +9

      @@hirosekoichi466there’s no other explanation, it has to be this

    • @ygthemoth9425
      @ygthemoth9425 Месяц назад +23

      Friendly reminder that Arcane, one of the most expensive shoes to make in history, cost less total than the average Pixar movie lmao.

    • @bluefenix1457
      @bluefenix1457 Месяц назад

      @@_MyNameIsAJ_ REAL

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 2 месяца назад +55

    This movie was like the antithesis to Arthur Christmas with no holiday spirit whatsoever.

  • @Zeromea-s4f
    @Zeromea-s4f 2 месяца назад +183

    9:12 I just got what if five nights at freddies was funny flashbacks.....

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez Месяц назад +12

      Maro Malt by Garrett Williamson. Haven't checked up on the guy in some time, but that track stays in the back of my brain like a sleeper code LMAO

    • @bepisenjoyer
      @bepisenjoyer Месяц назад +5

      Lol same

    • @danielhanna19
      @danielhanna19 Месяц назад

      ​@@amberhernandezfor real LOL

  • @thatyandhiguy
    @thatyandhiguy 2 месяца назад +55

    you always find one clip to repeat in every video and i love it
    level 4... naughty lister?

  • @DouBBy-The-Great
    @DouBBy-The-Great Месяц назад +28

    7:30 bro, I'm so high rn, and this caught me off guard🤣🤣

  • @hirosekoichi466
    @hirosekoichi466 2 месяца назад +74

    First movie to gross one redillion dollars

    • @Kirbing0
      @Kirbing0 Месяц назад +7

      Level 4 box office lister

    • @J-joe11
      @J-joe11 Месяц назад +2

      The part where the rock said “Alright, It’s The Red One’n time” then came in Santa’s ass gave me chills.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ Месяц назад +11

    "Level four fatty lister" is Chaz's way of not having to say "gyatt".
    I respect it.

  • @ThisIsMyName21
    @ThisIsMyName21 2 месяца назад +65

    You ain’t never watched Chazington til your watching him during lunch at school while freezing from the mild winds.

  • @Corn_Syruppy
    @Corn_Syruppy 2 месяца назад +28

    Stop thinking small, we gotta reach level 5 naughty lister

  • @KidOnTheKurb
    @KidOnTheKurb 2 месяца назад +25

    mr. chaz, genuinely hope you see this. thanks so much for all ur videos, especially from this year. your sense of humor with the frantic editing, repeating phrases is super unique. been binging them and even from ones i’ve rewatched a dozen times, it still makes me laugh so much. absolute comfort food like classic AVGN/Old Jontron/TFS. Keep it up, boss. 💚

    • @chazington1073
      @chazington1073  2 месяца назад +11

      Thank you I really appreciate being compared to those guys

  • @kiricappuchin
    @kiricappuchin 2 месяца назад +18

    i love the idea "What if Christmas was in the MCU". Santa gets a redesigned leather suit with that one stripe pattern they always do

  • @Femboy_Shota
    @Femboy_Shota 2 месяца назад +44

    "You woundnt have [shima luan] doll would you?"

    • @flyingdisk898
      @flyingdisk898 2 месяца назад +7

      "That’s not how It works!"

  • @cringeysammy1551
    @cringeysammy1551 2 месяца назад +39

    Babe wake up! He found a new "Too old to order of the kids menu" joke to beat! me next!

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 месяца назад +6

      @@cringeysammy1551 If you’re a level 4 naughty lister you can’t order off the kids menu

  • @Xeorboom
    @Xeorboom 2 месяца назад +19

    "Which one does Santa wear?"
    ".....The Red One"

  • @Legless_Amphibian
    @Legless_Amphibian 2 месяца назад +110

    The rock is imminently about to go full kayne

  • @RandyTheRamRandomVideos
    @RandyTheRamRandomVideos 2 месяца назад +9

    The Rock playing the same Character in every movie makes him a Level 4 naughty lister

  • @Jimsby117
    @Jimsby117 2 месяца назад +49

    You know who else was a Level 4 naughty lister? Pol Pot. Coincidence? Probably.

  • @Citrusautomaton
    @Citrusautomaton Месяц назад +15

    8:16 Speaking of Gmod, that sound effect of the woman screaming has been used in countless Gmod horror/Haloween maps. It might even be in base HL2 but i’m not sure.
    When the big budget movie plays a sound effect that can be heard in that one Vinesauce HL Haloween video from 12 years ago, you know it’s good.

    • @bluedogz1624
      @bluedogz1624 Месяц назад +1

      It is in base HL2, you can occasionally hear it in Ravenholm

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 2 месяца назад +78

    Truly a modern day Christmas classic

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 2 месяца назад +7

      hi man i see everywhere!

    • @molanohouse
      @molanohouse 2 месяца назад

      I agree.
      The Holdovers is an absolute Christmas Classic.

    • @deadeye_john
      @deadeye_john 2 месяца назад

      One for the ages

  • @crangejo
    @crangejo Месяц назад +13

    I'm surprised that this was somewhat self aware, it made it be that much more than just "random guy watches something he doesn't want to like, then rants for 15 mins", pretty good job

    • @dumbstuff5850
      @dumbstuff5850 Месяц назад +3

      Balls have been rubbed this day thank you sir for your sacrifice you're,you're a good man... bless you sir,bless you.

  • @ernie7554
    @ernie7554 2 месяца назад +34

    Guys I think the rock is a level 4 naughty lister

  • @Crunchcookie4real
    @Crunchcookie4real 2 месяца назад +84

    This video better be good cuz I had to sit through a long ass milk ad

    • @chazington1073
      @chazington1073  2 месяца назад +53

      Milk ad was better no doubt

    • @FartyIsFarty
      @FartyIsFarty 2 месяца назад +1

      Mario got milk ad 👀

    • @distalion
      @distalion Месяц назад

      did it make you want to drink long-ass-milk

    • @GuyThatLikesBananas
      @GuyThatLikesBananas Месяц назад

      @@chazington1073 If it makes you feel better, know that I thought your video was better.

    • @bananaman7803
      @bananaman7803 Месяц назад +1

      @@GuyThatLikesBananasthe milk add was peak cinema

  • @apieceofbitsandpieces342
    @apieceofbitsandpieces342 2 месяца назад +32

    Oh Chaz, you level 4 naughty lister.

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog 2 месяца назад +16

    Dwayne is finally using his rich-people free will

  • @jameshurricane3169
    @jameshurricane3169 2 месяца назад +83

    My Sister asked me to see this movie with her, but I had to do college algebra homework. I’m pretty sure I had more of a good time than her.

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru Месяц назад +1

      what is... it like to have a sister?

    • @bluefenix1457
      @bluefenix1457 Месяц назад +1

      @@benonaru what

  • @flashet404
    @flashet404 2 месяца назад +37

    i hope our christmas present will be that chazington will start rendering and uploading his videos in 1080p

  • @undeadswans
    @undeadswans Месяц назад +20

    7:45 UNEXPECTED SONICSEGAGAMER JUMPSCARE

  • @ColonelKlink1965
    @ColonelKlink1965 2 месяца назад +24

    That movie belongs on level 4 of the naughty list.
    Also, what have we as a species done wrong to deserve to be punished with the existence of a Skibidi Toilet collector's figure?

  • @TripleXMango
    @TripleXMango Месяц назад +4

    Dwayne the Rock johnson started his “acting” career doing awful kids movies, so it’s fitting that he’ll end his career there as well.

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 2 месяца назад +5

    This film is secretly a sequel to _Whiplash_ but instead of J.K. Simmons abusing Drummer Boy it's J.K. Simmons abusing himself.

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 2 месяца назад +8

    “The North Pole has been taken” is gonna become my latest vocal stim

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 2 месяца назад +62

    6:10 GARBAGE DAY

  • @Neutral_Dude-l8f
    @Neutral_Dude-l8f 2 месяца назад +61

    I watched transformers 1 instead of Red One, good call :)

    • @mmmbhss3468
      @mmmbhss3468 2 месяца назад +4

      I watched both

    • @moeshoppumoe
      @moeshoppumoe 2 месяца назад +21

      something a level 4 naughty lister would do

    • @deadeye_john
      @deadeye_john 2 месяца назад +2

      What about Absolute?

  • @palisko
    @palisko 2 месяца назад +18

    Two weeks ago my sister and I were having a birthday, and we decided to go to the cinema, she had let me to pick the movie. I wanted to see The Wild() Robot film but my sister said no because it was a kid's movie. So we then picked this.

    • @bruuuuuuuuhhhh
      @bruuuuuuuuhhhh 2 месяца назад +6

      My condolences bro

    • @palisko
      @palisko 2 месяца назад +9

      @bruuuuuuuuhhhh dont worry it was fine I just wish I watched that movie instead of the Red one or something

  • @Coffeesaurusrex
    @Coffeesaurusrex 2 месяца назад +818

    Shima solos Santa Claus

    • @RightFootCreep
      @RightFootCreep 2 месяца назад +15

      I want Shima to solo me

    • @conrad-ft2dk
      @conrad-ft2dk 2 месяца назад +24

      no he is a level -116722661 naughty lister

    • @hypeman958
      @hypeman958 Месяц назад +11

      something what a level 4 naughty lister would say

    • @giantmutantbug
      @giantmutantbug Месяц назад +1

      No it's not Santa Claus it's nick

    • @qnybucks
      @qnybucks Месяц назад

      I thought this was in a different language for a split second

  • @lordflorida3518
    @lordflorida3518 12 дней назад +2

    this is the first vid of yours I've ever seen, 10/10 and subscribed

  • @awokedfromyou331
    @awokedfromyou331 2 месяца назад +20

    LEVEL 4 BOTTLE PISSER?

  • @victini7777
    @victini7777 Месяц назад +9

    I would treat this movie as a "So bad it's good" movie. This legit feels like a fever dream like what is even going on?? Where did KRAMPUS of all things come from??

  • @notandum
    @notandum 2 месяца назад +17

    i can unironically vouch for violent night, its a very fun movie that i've ended up watching somewhat yearly

    • @TripleXMango
      @TripleXMango Месяц назад

      Watched it when it came out, haven’t seen it again, but I recall liking it. It felt like they actually cared about making something entertaining and original, and not just something to fill a theatre, and then sell plastic novelty junk based off the IP for years.
      Besides, I am always down for John Leguizamo😂

    • @mystic_miser_1
      @mystic_miser_1 27 дней назад

      Loved Violent Night

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 2 месяца назад +8

    I will say I think this movie is a step in the right direction with what's basically a parody movie with a goofy premise taking itself 100% seriously vs constantly undercutting itself with self-referential humor.
    Some of my favorite movies are shit like Judge Dredd and Starship Troopers that themselves are pretty overt satires however they have vast amounts of charm over how they just take themselves completely seriously at the same time.

    • @axolotl1777
      @axolotl1777 2 месяца назад +2

      They didn't make a parody they made a shitty movie

    • @theodorehodbor5080
      @theodorehodbor5080 2 месяца назад +8

      @@axolotl1777 I didn't say it was good only a step in the right direction. The next step would be to make a movie that's actually good.

  • @matthewhunter1193
    @matthewhunter1193 2 месяца назад +31

    It's weird how Chris Evans is a LEVEL 4 NAUGHTY LISTER, because he's also TOO OLD TO ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU!

  • @gdottothegamer1001
    @gdottothegamer1001 Месяц назад +6

    You know the saddest part about a holiday movie with the MCU style? It could very much work. How do I know this? Because of Rise of the Guardians. An animated movie made by DreamWorks about Santa and other holiday/mythical figure who's teamed up to fight Boogeyman and saving Christmas and other holidays. It's an actual fun holiday season movie that's full of joy and actions. That movie deserve a sequel

  • @Royale_Cecilia
    @Royale_Cecilia Месяц назад +7

    this is a certified level 4 naughty lister video

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 2 месяца назад +17

    You know what's funnier? Violent Night, from 2022, an R rated movie, had a budget of $20 million, but it's a hundred times better than Red One

  • @RyZGuy53
    @RyZGuy53 2 месяца назад +6

    Comedy movies feel bad now. You never see something like “Shaun of the Dead” or “Napoleon Dynamite” anymore.
    If you haven’t seen those movies please go watch them now.

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue Месяц назад +8

    I'm surprised you didn't reference _The Santa Clause_ 1994 because that film absolutely did try to do like a really modern take on father Christmas and include all the latest gadgets and gizmos to explain how he gets his job done (like for example GPS on his sleigh etc).

    • @fractal-dreamz
      @fractal-dreamz Месяц назад +2

      I LOVE THE SANTA CLAUSE!!!!!1!1 #1 SANTA CLAUSE GLAZER!!!

  • @AndrewCreatez
    @AndrewCreatez 24 дня назад +3

    the fact that you can remove the space from the title and it would be called "redone" feels like real-life satire

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria Месяц назад +6

    We shall refer to him as "Mr. Johnson" until he makes a good movie.

  • @1heKing
    @1heKing 2 месяца назад +17

    saw a big cardboard thing for this while going to see kiki's delivery service a couple of weeks ago. looks just as strange as I thought it would be.

    • @CoolKidMethew
      @CoolKidMethew 2 месяца назад +1

      I like your profile picture.

    • @molanohouse
      @molanohouse 2 месяца назад

      Wait, are we back in 1989?

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 2 месяца назад

      ​@molanohouse GKIDS paired with AMC a few years back and you can watch Ghibli movies in theaters as a result.

  • @arandomduck4456
    @arandomduck4456 2 месяца назад +4

    Dude I just got finished watching this film with my family and all of a sudden this appears on my feed!? Epic naughty lister moment

  • @mrgutsybat
    @mrgutsybat 2 месяца назад +14

    A level 4...gyatt lister?

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 2 месяца назад +13

    Half of the people you cover on this channel are level 4 naughty listers.

  • @amvic60
    @amvic60 Месяц назад +5

    The most unspoken funny in this video is the fact that the woman on the poster, Lucy Liu, was also in one of the Shazam movies. The connections just keep coming.

  • @thecommentor1804
    @thecommentor1804 2 месяца назад +11

    All I want for Christmas is a Genshin Impact Miracle for Chasca

  • @carpentiled
    @carpentiled 2 месяца назад +17

    Red one changed my life, I saw it with friends and it was an eye opening experience, Red one revitalized my crops, saved my family, saved my life, It did everything! I truly understand that I am merely nothing compared to the greatness that is red one, and all I can do is spread the word as I can only express gratitude towards this truly once in a lifetime experience. Bravo!

  • @plutoniumrocks
    @plutoniumrocks Месяц назад +3

    The North Pole has fallen. Millions are level 4 naughty listers.

  • @Antichthon
    @Antichthon 2 месяца назад +15

    too old to order off the naughty list

  • @bonnieplushtuber5517
    @bonnieplushtuber5517 2 месяца назад +13

    The hierarchy of the North Pole, is about to change.

  • @bensadfleck9972
    @bensadfleck9972 Месяц назад +3

    I can see the level 4 naughty lister becoming part of chazington's vocabulary

  • @RandyTheRamRandomVideos
    @RandyTheRamRandomVideos 2 месяца назад +3

    The Rock never losing a fight in movies makes him a Level 4 naughty lister

  • @skep2923
    @skep2923 2 месяца назад +6

    I knew exactly where the Silent Night tangent was going and I am very happy I was right.

  • @daydragoon331
    @daydragoon331 2 месяца назад +11

    Too naughty to eat off the level 4 menu

  • @Kramerjohn89
    @Kramerjohn89 2 месяца назад +14

    Silent night deadly night 5 being mentioned was like being 85 and getting a war flash back

  • @medman7527
    @medman7527 2 месяца назад +7

    whoever doesn't think this movie is a classic is a level 4 naughty lister.

  • @GiffanyCD
    @GiffanyCD 2 месяца назад +13

    The Garbage Day clip killed me

  • @remistefanixo
    @remistefanixo 2 месяца назад +12

    i swear to god thats the scream that plays at the start of each round in gmod murder at 8:23