@@_Yombo Here fellas we got the edgy, 13 year old, with an -_- on his username making him look very sassy and ignorant. He also uses the worst reply video in the world only for nothing!
Okay hold on... He stated a rhetorical question talking about a rhetorical question, and then he answered back with another rhetorical question...? (I think)
@@danielsurvivor1372 A rhetorical question is a question that is supposed to spark a conversation. Not a question that can be answered in a sentence. In this case, he responds to himself with ANOTHER rhetorical question, which is pretty confusing.
@@zh9664 Both are correct. A rhetorical question is a question that has an obvious answer, and therefore, isn't meant to be answered or spark a debate. They're generally used in convincing speeches that politicians use to gain support - using it to make their opponent seem like the "obvious" wrong choice.
@@iliketochangemyname8494 you didnt have to bring homestuck into this but you did anyway. that comment couldve stayed just a thought. i am ashamed of you.
MXC is the same way, every other word out of a character's mouth is a joke, word-play or pun of some kind. The game's titles are jokes, the character names themselves and their various jobs are jokes. Then of course you have the people failing the games and that is funny on its own merits.
Just a bit of context: since the first episode, Xavier had been kinda looking for his father's killer (although the flashback already revealed that Xavier himself is at fault, he accidentally burned down his house while smoking and meditating) and in this episode he finally found out about it. But he vowed to get revenge, so that's why he split in two and started metaphorically roasting himself, just like how he literally roasted his father!!! THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS A PUN ITSELF!!!
KoolDual Ever heard of parallel compute? With enough programming time and skill, a programmer could get a similar result to what is in this video. Especially with modern machine learning algorithms and hardware acceleration.
Clever way to refer to his vegetative state (slumber being half awake half asleep while also a cucumber being a vegetable (I know it’s a fruit but still))
@@wizoop8469 Pretty sure he was picking out a reference to the phrase "Justice is blind". Given its origins in the Greek statue of justice being portrayed with a blindfold and being female, it's an extremely layered line. I doubt it was related to that specific character who, given I know nothing about them, seems to be a reference in and of themselves to that same phrase.
“Oh yeah? Well, when God was handing out insight you thought he said that when God was handing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets, because your soul has diarrhea, of the mouth, faucet” is the best line I’ve ever heard
@@sageflamex1958 He couldn't find anything to rhyme with 'insight' so he just restarted the joke mid way through. “Oh yeah? Well, when God was handing out insight you thought he said (RESTARTED HERE) that when God was handing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets, because your soul has diarrhea, of the mouth, faucet”
@@bait5257 A bit late but this is suppose to be an ironic joke. Skylark is right. Xavier 1 couldn't think of a joke to ryhme with insight, so he started over. Though when he did so he accused Xavier 2 of an idiom which essential means to talk without thinking, which is what Xavier 1 did. This joke has another layer of humor when you conisder these two are both the same person, so he's right and wrong at the same time.
Badz Toim No, it means a question that wasn’t meant to be answered. The comeback is that he doesn’t answer the question, but replies with another question reflecting the original question back to the asker.
Listen, we don't cotten to freaks round these parts. Scram weirdo Oh yeah? I don't Polly cotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don't you split Looks like I already did Your the sad figment of my twisted phycis tragic dividend Your the unme I'm the real me you wannabe me Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first Me, bequefed thee the phycopothicalogical hand you down So your the one who stained them, Whoever found it browned it You'd like me to be you. Wouldn't me? But it's too late. You Snoze You Loze You Sleeped, You Weaped. You Napuh You Get Slapuh You Slumber A Cucumber. You Ketchuped On Some Zeads, You Get Out Of My Heads You slumber, HamBURGER-I Don't Want To Talk About Nothing ElseAH Listen, this phycy is not big enough for 2 manaphysical seekers. You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag. Yeah I know, cause it would be an egg ooh. This guy might be better than me You right I am better than me. Look buddy, Know when your defeated accept your deficitiation No thanks, I'm full cause I eat p___y's like you for breakfast. Look at you, you look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Oh yeah? Your mom so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is a boutree. Your asbout as deep as a bowl of soup And your toung is about as shart as a soup spoon. Hey, say what you want about me. But lay off the soup If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup. Cause I'm already married, to Justice Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you. I know everything your gonna sa- Say. and I know everything your gonna- Don't. Oh yeah? When god was passing out insite you thought he said, that when god- was passing out HolyProfits, you thought he said "Oily Fosits." Cause your soul has diarrhea of the mouth- Fosit. Are you so dumb, you even answer retorical questions. I don't know, do you? We can play this game all night. Firs-
This is when you and your friend have an argument in a language you both barely know and other people who are proficint in that language are listening.
This is when somebody time travels and tries talking to somebody from the 1500s and said somebody has to use google translate while the time traveler has to use another translator to translate his old english.
the thing is, that wasn't a restart. He is him, so when he said that, he mis-spoke it to roast himself, who is also the opponent, about mis-hearing. There is also meaning behind the Christianity aspect, but it's too big-brain for me to understand.
@@buzzsburner.8286 aight, so, 1) he said the sentence wrong, which is an insult. 2) the insult hurt him, which also hits the other, because they are the same person 3) he restarted the sentence and said it the right way which points out the fact that he has trouble saying the right thing 4) now refer back to line two of this comment.
"You look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearence" This is an absolute mentally destroying insult that would end anyone's will to live in a matter of miliseconds
DerWaffel thats what makes the line so spectacular, because its a self roast against himself so in reality he did roast the other xavier in a round about way
"If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?" "Because I'm already married to justice." "Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you." *Apply water to burned area*
"If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?" "'Cause I'm already married to justice." "Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you." This is a really powerful comeback.
This is just a small part of this episode because copyright is a bitch www.adultswim.com/videos/xavier-renegade-angel/shakashuri-blowdown Full episode here
Basically Xavier splits into two parts after he finds something out about himself in the beginning of the episode, something which completely changes the meaning of his whole life and renders the past years of his life pointless. He tries to kill himself with a razor, but instead gets bullied by a physically disabled guy in a cargo train while the train is lifted by a helicopter. The disabled dude tries to taunt him and starts shaving off the hairs on his wrist to make some sort of coat or something, but it reveals numbers like the digits tattooed on a Jewish person in a Nazi concentration camp. He believes that it’s a phone number so he goes to the nearest phone booth to call it. The person that answers is the copy/split version of himself. From the angle of the shot it appears that one Xavier is in the desert and one is in a snowy mountain, giving the appearance that they’re in two completely different places. They argue for a while, and the Xavier in the mountains hangs up first which angers the Xavier from the train. They both walk out of their booths, but when the camera moves back, it reveals that the mountains were just a background and the booths were connected. As they exit, they both find each other and realize that they were talking to each other. Which ultimately leads to the beginning of this video.
POV: *You left adult swim on, woke up at 3 AM & rolled over to face the TV to watch a crackhead-fueled show with 0 context for 30 seconds before falling back asleep.* Edit: these are legit the type of thoughts I have when I'm *half awake*
For people struggling to understand this brilliant piece of writting, because it's so fast paced and nonsensical, I suggest going back to the one liners, one by one. Almost every single "comeback" is a self-burn. Things like "You LOOK so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearence" it's both a insult and a self-loath. There's also more subtle ones like "we can play this game all night" when it's clearly a day. All liners are full of paradoxes, irony, sarcasm and double meaning. Gets even more hilarious when you remember he's literally talking to himself, so even if he actually "roast" the adversary, he also loses by default. A clever way to demostrate the whole purpose of the show, mocking word-salad esoteric nonsense. In another words YOU SLUMBER, A CUCUMBER!
"We don't cotton to freaks" - Cotton to = Make friends with, he just insulted him with a metaphor "I don't poly cotton to coping tropes, even my own" - It's revealing that Xavier doesn't face his issues, its the clone reversing the argument, AND he one upped "cotton to" with "poly cotton to" because poly cotton is a higher quality cotton "So why don't you split?" "Looks like I already did. You're the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend." Trying to get a foot hold of the conversation by using big words while explaining what part of the mind the clone comes from. "Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants" Fighting for who's the original here. "Hate to break it to ya, but I wore it first." Reversing the idea back to the clone. "So you're the one who stained them." A self-deprecating joke about how Xavier's personality is shitty. "You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag." Calling him unenlightened, which this tickles me more than it should. "Yeah, I know, cuz it would be an EGG." LMFAO He really said he's been enlightened since he was born (since his hatching) "You're right, I am better than me." Giving himself that small amount of credit needed before going back to the self-deprecation. "Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her." That is 4 parallel universes ahead of my intelligence Like, he just made a your mom joke, but took it back and actually didn't make one. "Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup." Admiration for soup? And a fat joke? Dude's oddly ripped, though ._. "Only a blind girl would marry you." One of the oldest jokes ever, still slaps, though. "I know everything you're gonna--" "Don't." HE'S 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF HIMSELF "Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?" "I don't know, do you?" Okay, this one's super layered. He's insulting him with the same thing he brought up, a rhetorical question, but had a mean ass comeback. First, he answers it by throwing the question back to him, answering the question in the process, but asking him if he's that stupid to do so, BUT HE PROVED HIMSELF THAT HE IS IN FACT THAT STUPID BECAUSE HE'S A CLONE OF HIMSELF ANSWERING THE RHETORICAL QUESTION. Fuck it, this just needs to go into a video I guess.
The blind girl quip is brilliant because not only is it a classic burn (You're so ugly, only someone who can't see what you look like would date you) but it's also a reference to how *justice is blind.* It's why those statues of the female personification of justice are blindfolded.
To explain why he was so hurt by the “it would be an egg” line, it’s because of the “too stupid to get out of a cardboard bag” insult. Whereas a paper bag can have the end fold so the inside is dark and hard to find your way in, a cardboard bag would have the end open at all times because cardboard doesn’t fold on its own, so if you couldn’t get out when the way out is clear and unhidden, it would mean that you’re very, very stupid. However, an egg is entirely different. Animals hatching out of an egg have instincts telling them to, so it’s super easy for them to crack the egg and get out. Because he said it would be an egg, he’s claiming that it’d be super easy for him to get out, the opposite of the insult. It shouldn’t be a hard burn, because it’s the same as saying “it’d be easy for me to get out of a cardboard bag” BUT. Because of how complicated and well thought out the comeback is, the clone is surprises because it’s PROOF they’re smart. Edit: cardboard bag not paper bag
This is Genius! I understand only like 10% from watching and get another 40% from the comment section. The remaining 50% is left for the more sapient humans of the future to decode! The writers of XRA are incredible!
originally it aired on adult swim,but Im not sure about cartoon network,cant find a trace of this sho-fucking thing to have ever been in cartoon network
“You couldn’t seek your way out of a cardboard bag”
CARDBOARD BAG
that's because it would be an egg
caRdbOARD BAG
@@QuantemDeconstructor oh i think he might be better than me.
@@seminnesotatrainsairplanes839 that's right! I am better than me!
I...
woah. Never noticed this.
whoever scripted this was like 13 years ahead.
12 digit IQ plays
I love how people still regularly watch this video
@@anto-bd6oj yep
Ahead of even now
This episode was from 2008...
They don't even sound legitimately mad at each other.
They’re just roasting each other politely
@@Neucod55 epic rap battles of history
Xavier vs. Xavier
Ew a furry 🤮
Cuz it’s him dealing with his own guilt
@@radicaIized shut up
“I’m already married, to justice.”
“Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.”
An unironically savage burn.
Only until now, I remembered the phrase "Justice is blind."
@@flouglemireindustries4335 that makes it so much funnier jfc
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T e r e z i
@@_Yombo Here fellas we got the edgy, 13 year old, with an -_- on his username making him look very sassy and ignorant. He also uses the worst reply video in the world only for nothing!
I'm not married to soup,i'm married to justice
Yeah only a blind girl would marry you
Hands down a pretty good burn
DanielFoxy 1999 I think the joke is that “justice is blind”
BigBubba And representations of Justice are blindfolded women.
My brother said this too me once it was awesome
DanielFoxy 1999 is this a jojo reference
BigBubba Some say... that love is blind. -The Room
"Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?"
"I don't know, do _you?"_
So many layers just in that tiny spat alone.
Okay hold on... He stated a rhetorical question talking about a rhetorical question, and then he answered back with another rhetorical question...? (I think)
I don't get it as a non English speaker.
Can you explain?
@@danielsurvivor1372 A rhetorical question is a question that is supposed to spark a conversation. Not a question that can be answered in a sentence. In this case, he responds to himself with ANOTHER rhetorical question, which is pretty confusing.
@@realhumbug no its not? A rhetorical question is a question that has an obvious answer.
@@zh9664 Both are correct. A rhetorical question is a question that has an obvious answer, and therefore, isn't meant to be answered or spark a debate. They're generally used in convincing speeches that politicians use to gain support - using it to make their opponent seem like the "obvious" wrong choice.
“You slumber a cucumber” he has a such way with words
Girls don't want to date him because they wouldn't understand.
@@glacierwolf2155 that line isn’t what you think it means lol
@@gupoll slumber the cucumber inside
You snoze you loze
@@DanteDMC3 you sleeped, you weeped
When he said "You'd like me, to be you, wouldn't me?"
I felt that
It really made me choke.
Why is this a meme response, you didn't feel anything other than the smug superiority of spouting a dead meme.
@@redbasher636 idk, i just decided "frick it"
This doesn't even really fit the meme format
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“I’m already married to justice.”
“Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.”
That’s actually a very smart comeback
terezi
Well according to helltaker...
@@iliketochangemyname8494 you didnt have to bring homestuck into this but you did anyway. that comment couldve stayed just a thought. i am ashamed of you.
@@heselofhephidiyiai5985 omg and he even says "im already married to justice"
Celery.05 I’m sorry I could not resist the temptation
god the writers are actually geniuses, there's literally one to three jokes every sentence
I believe there was only one
@@minecraftveteranyoda4476 he was also the voice of xavier
@@bosstha1749 That probably explains how cohesive yet off the walls this all seems. In the self contained world, it makes sense.
@@minecraftveteranyoda4476 nope
MXC is the same way, every other word out of a character's mouth is a joke, word-play or pun of some kind. The game's titles are jokes, the character names themselves and their various jobs are jokes. Then of course you have the people failing the games and that is funny on its own merits.
My last two brain cells fighting
You slumber, a cucumber.
You catch up on some Zeds-uh, get outta my heads-uh
You slumber, hamburger I don’t wanna y’all about nothin else ah
Dio Brando DIO
brain cells are the smartest cells out there
Just a bit of context: since the first episode, Xavier had been kinda looking for his father's killer (although the flashback already revealed that Xavier himself is at fault, he accidentally burned down his house while smoking and meditating) and in this episode he finally found out about it. But he vowed to get revenge, so that's why he split in two and started metaphorically roasting himself, just like how he literally roasted his father!!! THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS A PUN ITSELF!!!
CRAZY WRITING
Where can watch the hole thing
glorious this show is, Xavier renegade angel
@@doud-kb7sm only the eyes of true ascended can glance at this shows full length
@@doud-kb7sm There's a playlist
"This psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers"
That might be the most coolest sentence I've ever heard as a non-english speaker
You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag.
Yeah, I know, because it would be an EGG!
Oh! (This guy might be better than me).
You're right. I am better than me.
Look buddy, know when you’re defeated. Accept your defecation.
When you see someone in VRChat that’s using the same avatar as you
Petition to make Xavier a VR chat avatar
@@bilbot.baggins9019 I've actually seen one on there some time ago
Someone needs to have this exact argument in VRChat.
0:16
@@foxboy6145 agreed
"we can play this game all night"
that sounds like a threat to the audience XD
first of all, its day and this, is no game.
rogal ?
God I wish.
That being a threat to the audience is like a giantess threatening to step on you, you deep down want it to happen.
@@Spubbily01 nah fam thats just you....
I would sell my kidney to see two xavier cosplayers at a comic con, suddenly meeting each other and reciting this
That's... sorta sad.
BRO YESSS I NEED THIS FIT
@@kingcobrajfsofficialYOU'RE sorta sad. Very sad actually
Would you?Hmmmmm...
This literally sounds like a conversation algorithm.
cleverbot could *never*
#MicrosoftBringBackTay
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Yombo -_-
dude we get it
KoolDual Ever heard of parallel compute? With enough programming time and skill, a programmer could get a similar result to what is in this video. Especially with modern machine learning algorithms and hardware acceleration.
The new mortal Kombat mirror matches look great
Don't be rude, Xavier looks way better than the character designs in MK11.
Xavier needs to be in mk
@@studhouser6969 they'd probably give him an overcoat and some pants if he was in mk11.
I'm sure you know what I'm referencing
@@corpsemachine6949 sharia clothing rules for MK
@@corpsemachine6949 Ever seen Barakka?
*”All credit to Cartoon Network”*
The hell was Cartoon Network making 8 years ago
Some real shit
Quality content
To bad they are pussies now
Queff “adult swim”*
The animated story of god
"Are you so dumb you answer rhetorical questions?"
"I don't know, do you?"
This is god level writing
It caught me off guard
1:38 "I'm already married to justice"
"Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you" genius, pure genius
Oh I just got that, that’s actually really clever
i-is that a helltaker reference?
@@pristinesison4230 the IRL representation of Justice in Courts is a blindfolded woman. That's the joke for both products.
king crimson no noryoku I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but it’s referencing Lady Justice, a statue with a blindfold
@@fledbeast5783 ooh right. her
My friend and I memorized this
Prove it
Don't you have something better to do
Zaid Abd this is something better to do
@@swf_buccellati2098 aight
Zaid Abd ye aight
When somebody has the same skin as you do in minecraft
Lel
When there’s the same hero on the enemy team in overwatch
When there's someone playing as your same class in TF2
When you find someone playing the same hero as you in For Honor.
MAKE A FUCKING CUSTOM SKIN USE THE APP “SKINSEED”
1:15
I love how Xavier on the right looks so confused.
“Wh- what the hell is this dumbass talking about?”
"You slumber, a cucumber"
- A devastating burn by that guy.
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Thats what i searched on youtube to find this clip lol
No, it was THAT guy, not *that* guy
@Chadwick Boseman But much, much worse.
You owe me new eyes.
You slumber, hamburger
POV: You're watching Cartoon Network and a major artery has burst in your brain.
*Adult swim
what
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@@_Yombo ._.
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“You slumber, a cucumber”
Best line
You nap-a you get slap-a
You catch up on some Zed's, you get out of my heads
@@actually144 You slumber, ham- burgeridontwannatalkaboutnothinelse
@Danilo Llorca *NAHHHHHHH*
@@pillswithsunglasses Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers.
"You slumber, a cucumber"
*Damn thats deep* 😤
Clever way to refer to his vegetative state (slumber being half awake half asleep while also a cucumber being a vegetable (I know it’s a fruit but still))
@@gupoll I thought it was just him calling the clone sleepy.The "vegetative" state is a better way to put it.
@@unnikrishnanvr186 that too lol
“Because I’m already married to Justice”
“Yeah, only a *blind* girl would marry you.”
*hmmm*
Continue.
@@AveragePDGamer yeah i am quite interseted as well
@@nopda4095 in the game helltaker, there is a character named justice, Justice is blind.
@@wizoop8469 ah a fellow cultured man
@@wizoop8469 Pretty sure he was picking out a reference to the phrase "Justice is blind". Given its origins in the Greek statue of justice being portrayed with a blindfold and being female, it's an extremely layered line. I doubt it was related to that specific character who, given I know nothing about them, seems to be a reference in and of themselves to that same phrase.
this is the level of comedy rick and morty fans think they have
@Chadwick Boseman I would rather get rick rolled
@@IdontKnow-sp5ec ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html ok gamer
This is made by the same company as Rick and Morty
@@PyroFloe Aired on the same company, not produced. Adult swim itself doesn't make shows, if i am not mistaken
Really hope no one here's really ego tripping thinking there's even a "level"
Apreciate that he said
"I am married to justice."
"Only a blind girl wpold marry you."
would*
@@vasting9829 would* #2
Sal TTPF, haha, because Terezi, glad I’m not the only one who thought that
"r4d1c4l"
how does a comment that has such a bad spelling mistake have so many likes lmao
“Oh yeah? Well, when God was handing out insight you thought he said that when God was handing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets, because your soul has diarrhea, of the mouth, faucet” is the best line I’ve ever heard
Could you please explain I really don’t understand
@@sageflamex1958 what is there to explain, Plato is jealous of this dude
@@sageflamex1958 He couldn't find anything to rhyme with 'insight' so he just restarted the joke mid way through.
“Oh yeah? Well, when God was handing out insight you thought he said (RESTARTED HERE) that when God was handing out holy prophets you thought he said oily faucets, because your soul has diarrhea, of the mouth, faucet”
@@Skylartk oh thx
@@bait5257 A bit late but this is suppose to be an ironic joke. Skylark is right. Xavier 1 couldn't think of a joke to ryhme with insight, so he started over. Though when he did so he accused Xavier 2 of an idiom which essential means to talk without thinking, which is what Xavier 1 did. This joke has another layer of humor when you conisder these two are both the same person, so he's right and wrong at the same time.
"are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical question?"
"I don't know, do you?"
The writers are actual geniuses
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Yombo -_- ruclips.net/video/xVzK79undb0/видео.html
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Im dont het i
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1:15 “Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.”
Hold up
lmao. it's so smart how they come up with the insults yet they fuck it up with a simple error. Gotta love the comedy in this.
Jai-M ikr, it’s so subtle but yet so funny
what?
hello there he’s being super hypocritical
@@ILZE.77 oh
Imagine being the voice actor and getting handed the script for this
Guys, I get it. The VA was a writer. You can stop telling me.
I do this stuff to myself
seems like something only the writer is willing to read
The VA is also a writer so it's fine
Imagine being handed a script
@@dimitriwarchief301 we are doing it, right now
“Are you so dumb you answer rhetorical questions?”
“I don’t know, do you?”
Damn that was a great comeback.
Sagar Roy I read that the seconed it came up
I don't get it... Halp
Badz Toim Look up what rhetorical questions means if you dont know. Then the joke should make more sense
@@sagarroy8679 I know what it means like a question that doesn't have a direct answer but I still don't get it
Badz Toim No, it means a question that wasn’t meant to be answered. The comeback is that he doesn’t answer the question, but replies with another question reflecting the original question back to the asker.
This sounds like a common discord argument
Nah the discord arguments wouldn't be actual that smart like in the video it will be probably a earrape insults.
when i liked this comment it was at like 3 likes wooah
Yeah less of smart, witty comebacks and more of raging non sensical insults and has the IQ of toilet paper
@@deadchannelgoaway.-kr6tt Rocks are the best leave them alone! ;( #RockLivesMatter
@@deadchannelgoaway.-kr6tt You better be!
Teacher: The hearing test isn’t that hard
The test:
Listen, we don't cotten to freaks round these parts.
Scram weirdo
Oh yeah? I don't Polly cotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don't you split
Looks like I already did
Your the sad figment of my twisted phycis tragic dividend
Your the unme I'm the real me you wannabe me
Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants
Hate to break it to you, but I wore them first
Me, bequefed thee the phycopothicalogical hand you down
So your the one who stained them,
Whoever found it browned it
You'd like me to be you. Wouldn't me? But it's too late.
You Snoze You Loze
You Sleeped, You Weaped.
You Napuh You Get Slapuh
You Slumber A Cucumber.
You Ketchuped On Some Zeads, You Get Out Of My Heads
You slumber, HamBURGER-I Don't Want To Talk About Nothing ElseAH
Listen, this phycy is not big enough for 2 manaphysical seekers.
You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag.
Yeah I know, cause it would be an egg
ooh. This guy might be better than me
You right I am better than me.
Look buddy, Know when your defeated
accept your deficitiation
No thanks, I'm full cause I eat p___y's like you for breakfast.
Look at you, you look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearance.
Oh yeah? Your mom so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is a boutree.
Your asbout as deep as a bowl of soup
And your toung is about as shart as a soup spoon.
Hey, say what you want about me. But lay off the soup
If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup.
Cause I'm already married, to Justice
Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.
I know everything your gonna sa-
Say. and I know everything your gonna-
Don't.
Oh yeah? When god was passing out insite you thought he said, that when god- was passing out HolyProfits, you thought he said "Oily Fosits."
Cause your soul has diarrhea of the mouth- Fosit.
Are you so dumb, you even answer retorical questions.
I don't know, do you?
We can play this game all night.
Firs-
@@makhtydh *catch up on some zeds
1000th like
@@makhtydh Thank you
"i'm married to justice"
"Yeah, because only a blind girl would marry you!"
That's actually a pretty sick burn.
This is what people who speak English sound like to people who don’t speak English
Accurate
No
This is when you and your friend have an argument in a language you both barely know and other people who are proficint in that language are listening.
Blasphemy, there's no way any English speaker can be this *W O K E*
This is when somebody time travels and tries talking to somebody from the 1500s and said somebody has to use google translate while the time traveler has to use another translator to translate his old english.
"Im married to justice"
"Yeah only a blind girl would marry you"
*APPLY ICE TO BURNED AREA*
Funny enough justice is usually blindfolded
@@camkid5866 wow dude that's such a deep insight
@@WilliamTaylor-rr6zw is that a pun i see?
Tbh this is exactly justice in helltaker
not even liquid nitrogen can handle that burn
“Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical question?”
“I don’t know. Do you?”
Damn he got him there
thing is he answers the rhetorical question
i’m the 400th like lol
@@ryanolson2405 thing is that's what mr L was joking about Ryan Olson
@@ryanolson2405 I mean... "I dont know" isnt really an answer.
@@jakeaholic6148 No
I can watch this clip 10,000 times and still get a new joke every time.
I just now noticed the b- before the 'say'
I love the sound effects each time they deliver a burn, like the ricochet noise and at one point a door bell lol
i love the ridiculous little bells as the insults are being fired back and forth lol
I like the gunshot after, "only a blind girl would marry you."
I love how he couldnt think of something that rhymed with "insight" so he restarted the roast
the thing is, that wasn't a restart. He is him, so when he said that, he mis-spoke it to roast himself, who is also the opponent, about mis-hearing. There is also meaning behind the Christianity aspect, but it's too big-brain for me to understand.
@@jayandremcmurtry7331 I lost you at "the"
@@buzzsburner.8286 aight, so,
1) he said the sentence wrong, which is an insult.
2) the insult hurt him, which also hits the other, because they are the same person
3) he restarted the sentence and said it the right way which points out the fact that he has trouble saying the right thing
4) now refer back to line two of this comment.
Bud I was joking with the "I lost you at 'the' ", but I understand it now a little better lol
Momento mori
"You look so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearence"
This is an absolute mentally destroying insult that would end anyone's will to live in a matter of miliseconds
It's also a self-burn. No survivors.
DerWaffel the nuclear option
DerWaffel thats what makes the line so spectacular, because its a self roast against himself so in reality he did roast the other xavier in a round about way
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The said before that ''Look at you'', judging himself by physical appearence.
This scene is actuslly college essay level of deep, there are so many layers to the dialogue its insane
*This was literally dialogue in older WWE games.*
@supersoniclegend sad but true
@MAMAOU 4Life Like • said, any of the old raw vs smackdown games, WWE all stars, and many others I forgot
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@@_Yombo ok
@MAMAOU 4Life Yeah, sadly
This is actually just the Metal Gear Solid lore
I'm not joking this is pretty accurate to how it feels
YES YOU JUS READ MY MIND
Oh God I am never playing Metal Gear Solid
Someone used this in a video titled MGS4 was a mistake. Honestly a pretty good video imo. Buuut it's 3 and half hours long.
@@Devourlord tbh this fits MGSV more, with Big Boss and his Phantom after all
@@jayb9310 Haven't played MGSV, but I'll take your word for it.
“You slumber a cucumber”
You catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads
"You slumber, hamburger"
You Nap a you get slapped A
You nappa, you get slappa
When you pick the same characters, and they start talking before the battle:
"If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"
"Because I'm already married to justice."
"Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you."
*Apply water to burned area*
cucumber
Proffessional Fricktard indeed
@@tallguy8719 hell yeah brother
It's even more profound because he's inferring "Justice is blind"
noneya bizness that’s the joke
The craziest thing is
He lost against him
Me lost against me, wouldn’t me?
*XAVIER:* You snoze, you lose!
My brain...
W H O ! ! !
John Kapusta he....
This sounds like the script of an old west tv show after being converted through 38 languages on google translate then back to english
Then asked to be blessed and cursed and also
peer edited by satan and god
Very accu rate I translated "You slumber, a cucumber." through a bunch of languages and got "more like cereal".
The gunshot sound effects to represent shots being fired is perfection
“You couldn’t seek your way out of a cardboard bag.”
“Yeah, I know, because it would be an egg.”
Me: *DEEPER MEANING?!*
Don’t try to understand. It’s best not to.
He stabs him
@@filler2359 holy shit we thought the same
saucy boi
Are you an English teacher?
"If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"
"'Cause I'm already married to justice."
"Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you."
This is a really powerful comeback.
i must have heard this meme dozens of times and the two squirrels living in my head finally put together that Justice is blind. -facedesk-
i missed it until i read your comment
“You would like me to be you, wouldn’t me?” Absolute Genius.
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@@piidiid7705 when the when to bruh the yes but why to the is infrastructure of a Type 45 Destroyer
Wanted “me” to be “you”, so instead of “wouldn’t you”, he said “wouldn’t me”! Lol
@@HolyManOfficial What
@@joshuastgermain3418 Who asked and also ruclips.net/video/yKEyDyucU2o/видео.html
1:12 line was sooo good
"I know everything you're gonna -"
"Say. And I know everything you're gonna -"
"Don't."
As a schizophrenic this is like home.
Y'all must see some weird ass stuff
talking to yourself isn't schizophrenia. its completely normal.
You married soup?
True tho.
True, this is just how I see people normally lol
Me imagining roasting people while in the shower
I swear the jokes in this series are so advanced
POV: you're the shampoo bottle watching yourself argue in a made up situation
I totally won that argument too.
Hi
@@piretiris8223 hello man
Wait,
why tf is there just a random ass telephone booth.
This is just a small part of this episode because copyright is a bitch
www.adultswim.com/videos/xavier-renegade-angel/shakashuri-blowdown
Full episode here
Is that the only thing in this video that gets your attention
Basically Xavier splits into two parts after he finds something out about himself in the beginning of the episode, something which completely changes the meaning of his whole life and renders the past years of his life pointless. He tries to kill himself with a razor, but instead gets bullied by a physically disabled guy in a cargo train while the train is lifted by a helicopter. The disabled dude tries to taunt him and starts shaving off the hairs on his wrist to make some sort of coat or something, but it reveals numbers like the digits tattooed on a Jewish person in a Nazi concentration camp. He believes that it’s a phone number so he goes to the nearest phone booth to call it. The person that answers is the copy/split version of himself. From the angle of the shot it appears that one Xavier is in the desert and one is in a snowy mountain, giving the appearance that they’re in two completely different places. They argue for a while, and the Xavier in the mountains hangs up first which angers the Xavier from the train. They both walk out of their booths, but when the camera moves back, it reveals that the mountains were just a background and the booths were connected. As they exit, they both find each other and realize that they were talking to each other. Which ultimately leads to the beginning of this video.
@@bolson42 makes sense
was this conjured in a dream or something? it sounds uncannily like a dream I might have
How to get into Harvard’s with 2 easy steps
1. Know what this video actually means
2. Recite step 1
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@@_Yombo my man are you really going through all these comments posting the same thing? Go outside
@@Natoursofcourse just report it for spam lol
@@ashenamber2305 k
He is trying to get over the fact he killed his father right?
Voice actor after reading the script:
“I gotta catch up on some zeds, and get this outa my head”
This entire show was literally a fever dream on *a c i d.*
What was said show
@@xendral6329 It's on Adult Swim, I can't remember the full name but it's "Alexander" something.
@@xendral6329 Xavier Renegade Angel
Strange show it's like if you mixed up philosophy, memes, and Nonsense into a word salad
@@stevecooper6578 so it was basicly internet?
Regular show
When you're playing TF2 and you encounter a spy disguised as you
nice
Nice(3)
Nice(4)
Nice(5)
Nice(6)
Even auto captions don't want to translate this horror.
For once, I don't blame it
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Uncalled for
@@_Yombo you slumber a cucumber.
@@_Yombo shut up racist
POV: *You left adult swim on, woke up at 3 AM & rolled over to face the TV to watch a crackhead-fueled show with 0 context for 30 seconds before falling back asleep.*
Edit: these are legit the type of thoughts I have when I'm *half awake*
Also it’s 2007 and it’s the weekend, you got a bag of cheese curls and nothing but time to kill
@@brandonaumiller3997 Add in a bottle of Jack, and sounds about right.
For people struggling to understand this brilliant piece of writting, because it's so fast paced and nonsensical, I suggest going back to the one liners, one by one.
Almost every single "comeback" is a self-burn. Things like "You LOOK so superficial you probably judge things by their physical appearence" it's both a insult and a self-loath. There's also more subtle ones like "we can play this game all night" when it's clearly a day.
All liners are full of paradoxes, irony, sarcasm and double meaning. Gets even more hilarious when you remember he's literally talking to himself, so even if he actually "roast" the adversary, he also loses by default.
A clever way to demostrate the whole purpose of the show, mocking word-salad esoteric nonsense.
In another words YOU SLUMBER, A CUCUMBER!
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@@_Yombo to quote xavier himself, you are " so shallow you think everything she says is about her "
@@_Yombo nuts
@@jambers5177 🥜
@@_Yombo bro, you sure have a lott of time
This is what happens when you talk to yourself; you get stupid answers.
At least when you face against your clone, you can outsmart yourself.
@@madlink3495 but if we can outsmart our clone, doesn't that mean our clone can also outsmart us?
Who’s to say we aren’t the clone?
"You slumber, a cucumber"
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that
You slumBUrrr a CUcumBurr
reminds me of my stepsister and I.
@@penisbutthole1720 God damn it
Based Incel thank you “based incel” with hentai pfp
This is unironically a masterclass in English wordplay.
When you have to make the presentation two minutes longer:
"We don't cotton to freaks" - Cotton to = Make friends with, he just insulted him with a metaphor
"I don't poly cotton to coping tropes, even my own" - It's revealing that Xavier doesn't face his issues, its the clone reversing the argument, AND he one upped "cotton to" with "poly cotton to" because poly cotton is a higher quality cotton
"So why don't you split?" "Looks like I already did. You're the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend."
Trying to get a foot hold of the conversation by using big words while explaining what part of the mind the clone comes from.
"Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants" Fighting for who's the original here.
"Hate to break it to ya, but I wore it first." Reversing the idea back to the clone.
"So you're the one who stained them." A self-deprecating joke about how Xavier's personality is shitty.
"You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag." Calling him unenlightened, which this tickles me more than it should.
"Yeah, I know, cuz it would be an EGG." LMFAO He really said he's been enlightened since he was born (since his hatching)
"You're right, I am better than me." Giving himself that small amount of credit needed before going back to the self-deprecation.
"Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her." That is 4 parallel universes ahead of my intelligence
Like, he just made a your mom joke, but took it back and actually didn't make one.
"Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup." Admiration for soup? And a fat joke? Dude's oddly ripped, though ._.
"Only a blind girl would marry you." One of the oldest jokes ever, still slaps, though.
"I know everything you're gonna--" "Don't." HE'S 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF HIMSELF
"Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?" "I don't know, do you?"
Okay, this one's super layered.
He's insulting him with the same thing he brought up, a rhetorical question, but had a mean ass comeback.
First, he answers it by throwing the question back to him, answering the question in the process, but asking him if he's that stupid to do so, BUT HE PROVED HIMSELF THAT HE IS IN FACT THAT STUPID BECAUSE HE'S A CLONE OF HIMSELF ANSWERING THE RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Fuck it, this just needs to go into a video I guess.
Thank you, thank you so much for this
The blind girl quip is brilliant because not only is it a classic burn (You're so ugly, only someone who can't see what you look like would date you) but it's also a reference to how *justice is blind.* It's why those statues of the female personification of justice are blindfolded.
@@JollyJuiice Holy shit that's so smart
I am the chaos advocate, my client here is insane, but I ask of the jury to let me translate and understand what my client is trying to say :)
Thank you for explaining the first two things said, I had no idea what they meant.
My inner psyche arguing with my brain when taking a hard test
Ey 8 minute old justin comment wohoo
Haven't seen you in a while
You're everywhere aren't you?
Justin's only comment with less than 10 likes
Lmao
See, this is why I can't get into Kingdom Hearts.
I just realize this is basically KH conversation but wilder
Please explain lol. Unless it's about everyone being Xehanort
To explain why he was so hurt by the “it would be an egg” line, it’s because of the “too stupid to get out of a cardboard bag” insult.
Whereas a paper bag can have the end fold so the inside is dark and hard to find your way in, a cardboard bag would have the end open at all times because cardboard doesn’t fold on its own, so if you couldn’t get out when the way out is clear and unhidden, it would mean that you’re very, very stupid.
However, an egg is entirely different. Animals hatching out of an egg have instincts telling them to, so it’s super easy for them to crack the egg and get out. Because he said it would be an egg, he’s claiming that it’d be super easy for him to get out, the opposite of the insult.
It shouldn’t be a hard burn, because it’s the same as saying “it’d be easy for me to get out of a cardboard bag” BUT.
Because of how complicated and well thought out the comeback is, the clone is surprises because it’s PROOF they’re smart.
Edit: cardboard bag not paper bag
Absolute analyzation
Someone actually took the time to write this
...that makes sense.... like its saying the two xaivers are deadlocked. Funny the duel they had later was to a stand still
@@africheeseyoutube Absolute anal
Thanks, Peter
Can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate just how good this voice actor is at arguing with himself
Me in the shower:
I’m just mesmerized by his enunciation skills
The backwards knees makes me uncomfortable.
The 6 nips, the beak and the snake arm are ok
Darius Miller those are weird but they aren’t as bad as the knees. And I didn’t notice the 6 nipples, and I’m sad I know about them now.
ThePcGamer we’re not gonna talk about how they have modern shoes
@@JuicyMilf2.0 *we're not gonna talk about how their third eye is on where their penis should be.*
"i can't marry soup i'm already married to justice"
"oh yeah? only a blind girl would marry you" holy shit that is insane
“If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?”
“Cuz i already married to _J U S T I C E_ “
(Helltaker) Justice: Say what now?
@Chadwick Boseman Me: Hey Lufer/Satan, is there anymore room for one more corpse?
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"yea only a blind girl will marry you"
the title of this video is elon's other son
X Æ 12's twin
lol elon musk very funy
Season 10 episode 1 Is the name?
Bob you mean?
Nice
You'd like me to be me wouldnt me
But it's too late,you sleeped,you weeped
@@gildedshieldproductions6901 You nap uh you get slap uh
@@gildedshieldproductions6901 You catch on some zeds you get outta my heads
You slumber... hamburgeridontwannatalkaboutnuttinelse
listen this psychee is not big enough for 2 metaphysical seekers
„You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance“ This Joke is on another level
Dialogue is one thing but
Can we just apreciate for a second how great those animations are?
Some AAA game devs can't even dream about being this good
It's like they hired the people that became GModders. But hey, adult Swim has contracted Anymoose.
cough cough mass effect
They may not be realistic, but they work well for the expressions.
Its motion capture on some shitty gta san andeas level graphics.
It did age quite nicely though
Is ps2 cutscene
This feels like more than 2 minutes.
It is about 14 seconds longer than 2 minutes.
@@Aaron-kk4xy if feels like 8 minutes
“All credit goes to Cartoon Network.” Wait what?
1:12 *HOW*
Apparently they're the same company
This is from Xavier: renegade angel, the show came out in like 2004 on adult swim
This is Genius! I understand only like 10% from watching and get another 40% from the comment section. The remaining 50% is left for the more sapient humans of the future to decode! The writers of XRA are incredible!
Why are his movements so realistic for someone with backwards legs
Good question
Dont mention it.
He’ll polycotton your coping tropes
"Credits to Cartoon Network"
*What the hell happened here?*
adult swim
@@xyouthe even then
originally it aired on adult swim,but Im not sure about cartoon network,cant find a trace of this sho-fucking thing to have ever been in cartoon network
Acid hour on adult swim
I see this is one of the rumors thats called "RUclips Recommendation"
its from markiplier i guess
E Cola sause?
I really appreciate the fact that you can always clearly understand each and every word.
"I'm already married to justice."
"Yeah. Only a blind girl would marry you."
Damn.
I can't believe a writer is able to cram so many jokes in a 2 minute interval and make all of those jokes be utter gold
2020 Presidential Debate in a nutshell.
Yeah
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You would need 3 Xaviers then
You wish
@Robin The God ruclips.net/video/etaBIe5T6TY/видео.html
When grandpa forgets that he has alzheimers and starts remembering everything
* Everywhere At The End of Time starts playing backwards *
so now imagine this with the vine boom sound effect on each insult
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
🗿
😂💀
I might do it
I've just done it xD: ruclips.net/video/XWVSAJKMFwE/видео.html