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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • as told by coach mcguirk

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  • @andrewnitzschke5998
    @andrewnitzschke5998 4 года назад +6181

    "Scared straight? You're already straight".
    "I'm already scared".

    • @deanstewart2382
      @deanstewart2382 4 года назад +144

      Andrew Nitzschke
      That line gets me every time as well.

    • @svt_mike66
      @svt_mike66 4 года назад +20

      Hopefully no one else likes this comment, 420 is just right.

    • @rageinternet9391
      @rageinternet9391 4 года назад +7

      @@svt_mike66 620 now

    • @user-lt2rw5nr9s
      @user-lt2rw5nr9s 4 года назад +14

      @@svt_mike66 666 is just right

    • @noice__
      @noice__ 4 года назад +14

      I found that way more amusing than I should have.

  • @mustsnip537
    @mustsnip537 4 года назад +1009

    I hated this show as a kid, now that I understand the jokes it's actually genius.

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 2 года назад +109

      i watched it here and there when i was 7 and always thought it was weird that they all had footy pajamas on but now that im older i know it was just the animators being lazy because drawing shoes and different clothing pieces takes time so in their case they just paint drop.

    • @codafett
      @codafett 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles Год назад +16

      really? i thought it was pretty cool as a kid, it treaded the line between cool kid stuff that i liked and boring adult shows that i couldnt get into. this and that Oblongs show felt like a nice first step into more mature television as a child

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 Год назад +8

      I didn't even realize this was a kids show, some of the comedy is that on point

    • @samyud1819
      @samyud1819 Год назад

      @@valkaerie8715it’s not? I saw it on adult swim which isn’t for kids

  • @45johngalt
    @45johngalt 3 месяца назад +5

    I completely forgot coach was adopted by a family of Greeks who also gave him his first job at a pizza parlor at the age of 8

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 3 месяца назад +1

      Its a pretty average thing i could see how you forgot

  • @ashsquest1235
    @ashsquest1235 2 года назад +7

    I like hearing the little giggles they make throughout conversations

    • @juicenozzle2575
      @juicenozzle2575 15 часов назад +1

      season 1 was improv it's so good lmao

  • @Krabnut
    @Krabnut Год назад +1

    McGurk predicted dad bods 20 years before it was a thing

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 3 года назад +3

    I love the design of those bleachers. They look unfinished.

  • @oaschloch-reuploads4423
    @oaschloch-reuploads4423 Год назад +2

    Home Movies or what was the name of the show?

  • @makesomething4093
    @makesomething4093 Год назад

    I just realize some of these feel like Wes Anderson movie dialogue

  • @DanTheEnigma
    @DanTheEnigma 12 лет назад +2426

    Coach: The first step is admitting it. Now say it fatso.
    Brendan: You say it!
    Coach: Okay. You're fat!

    • @loganwolverine5849
      @loganwolverine5849 2 года назад +40

      Try this with a female, she’ll thank you for it.

    • @alexhobbs1208
      @alexhobbs1208 2 года назад +130

      @@loganwolverine5849 the fact you refer to them as " females " speaks volumes.

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 2 года назад +32

      @@alexhobbs1208 Sigma male rule #3954: refer to women as "females:

    • @ChrisDeve
      @ChrisDeve 2 года назад +72

      @@alexhobbs1208 Yeah, he should have used the appropriate term instead, "femoid".

    • @FranciscoFJM
      @FranciscoFJM 2 года назад +4

      @@loganwolverine5849 Incel alert

  • @eucaine
    @eucaine 10 лет назад +6818

    "I'm discovering all this too as I say it." Genius. God I miss this show.

    • @kibbytait4112
      @kibbytait4112 4 года назад +35

      Damn five years ago

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 4 года назад +24

      I still say that

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 3 года назад +6

      Damn six years ago

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 3 года назад +11

      pure genius, that line

    • @funniebunnie4u
      @funniebunnie4u 3 года назад +9

      7 years ago.... STILL stands as some of the best comedy writing, ever... #McGuirkForever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nocturneplays8337
    @nocturneplays8337 7 лет назад +7970

    The conversations in this show seem so natural. I love it. It makes it so much more funny.

  • @tconderino
    @tconderino 4 года назад +6047

    "You ever see a Therapist Mr. McGuirk?""Well yeah, sometimes you gotta do certain things to re-enter society"

    • @leah6029
      @leah6029 4 года назад +39

      Lol

    • @nicox88956
      @nicox88956 4 года назад +156

      Probably cuz' of the "killed a man once"

    • @sunnyd1098
      @sunnyd1098 2 года назад +26

      fucking hilarious

    • @atl5033
      @atl5033 2 года назад +58

      he was right about psychology lmao

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 2 года назад +17

      @@atl5033 and astronomy

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 8 лет назад +4079

    You thinking about running away? You should, it builds character

    • @smilessantana2049
      @smilessantana2049 4 года назад +93

      I mean sometimes you get to meet police officers🤷‍♀️

    • @dionysus3774
      @dionysus3774 4 года назад +43

      @@smilessantana2049 And kidnappers/rapist. 😃

    • @GaunterODinn
      @GaunterODinn 4 года назад +122

      Builds character tho

    • @shaquiller2648
      @shaquiller2648 4 года назад +23

      Is that a fact

    • @joedirtlord1960
      @joedirtlord1960 4 года назад +24

      My first time I saw a dead homeless man. Called cops had to go back home.

  • @HoOGenghisB
    @HoOGenghisB 12 лет назад +1376

    Theres about 8 phases, it starts from dumpy, then it goes to frumpy then it goes to fat.. the six phases of fat. I don't know I'm not a scientist.

  • @VTV-Live
    @VTV-Live 10 лет назад +2082

    I would attend a coach Mcguirk life lessons seminar

    • @TerminalPassage
      @TerminalPassage 7 лет назад +33

      I would watch a Mcguirk movie or show

    • @redfury91
      @redfury91 7 лет назад +8

      you just might be psychic

    • @H4RLM
      @H4RLM 6 лет назад

      VTV ditto

    • @wolecole7521
      @wolecole7521 5 лет назад +3

      I have fat father syndrome lol

    • @BGVintage
      @BGVintage 3 года назад

      Same

  • @Ratama
    @Ratama 9 лет назад +2087

    this show is the reason I can't hear H. Jon Benjamin as any other character. just the coach man.

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 4 года назад +1984

    "Here's another thing: make a shiv."
    "Yeah? How do you do that?"
    "I dunno--you find stuff, you make it."

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +13

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

    • @loganwolverine5849
      @loganwolverine5849 2 года назад +11

      How TF did they get the material to make a shank that fancy, I’m highly convinced those are staged photos.

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG 2 года назад +6

      @@loganwolverine5849 i think they used a piece of the bed and some cord

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Год назад +6

      "You can stab someone with anything"

  • @ilackedtheheart
    @ilackedtheheart 5 лет назад +2592

    "You know what I was good at Brendon?"
    "Drinking?"
    Holy shit that's pretty funny.

    • @Sir_Maximus_Hardwood
      @Sir_Maximus_Hardwood 4 года назад +43

      The whole show is moments like that.

    • @colfury100
      @colfury100 4 года назад +11

      Nice MHTRTC pic

    • @Rolfboyjose
      @Rolfboyjose 3 года назад +5

      I love brendan and his sarcastic humor

    • @JellyJman
      @JellyJman 2 года назад +3

      This was the best line Brandon ever used on Coach

    • @indiscreetbeat
      @indiscreetbeat 2 года назад

      @@colfury100 what

  • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
    @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 2 года назад +1641

    Asking a kid if he is frustrated of his father remarrying a woman who is beautiful because he is jealous is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

    • @brianna6087
      @brianna6087 Год назад +91

      Brendon's wheezing as coach describes her in a towel is so funny to me😭

    • @kxkxkxkx
      @kxkxkxkx Год назад +24

      My dad remarried twice to two of the fugliest dogs I ever saw 🤔
      ....I wasn't so much frustrated as I was confused and disgusted 💯

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 Год назад +52

      I mean, he didn't talk down to Brendan. That is the main reason Brendan would go to McGuirck. He was world weary, but despite his often bad advice, he never patronized the kid and conversed with him. By the end of the series, he basically became Brendan's dad. He was better than his actual dad ngl.

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 Год назад +2

      * some comedy master minds worked on this...

    • @TheAceLewis
      @TheAceLewis Год назад +11

      Me: a 28 year old with a 53 year old dad who is fucking an 18 year old while I’m single.
      Also me: “yeah, can’t relate. Can’t relate at all. 🙃”

  • @DrSolarMD
    @DrSolarMD 4 года назад +1364

    5:00 omfg
    "I used to do that Brendan."
    "Oh I didn't know you played guitar, coach."
    "I didn't, I just carried one around."

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +36

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar

    • @kushkungvivo744
      @kushkungvivo744 4 года назад +149

      @@SuperGreatSphinx Thanks I didn't know what a Guitar is

    • @jamesscott6661
      @jamesscott6661 4 года назад +48

      Its a phase I went through. It was the seventies, everyone had kind of a prop.

    • @dxrbkn5145
      @dxrbkn5145 2 года назад +5

      Hard same

    • @blakake
      @blakake 2 года назад +2

      Same lol

  • @bonemachine11
    @bonemachine11 10 лет назад +793

    I made it to the pizza place, but I got a job there.

  • @martindiaz8968
    @martindiaz8968 4 года назад +1156

    The entire show feels like an animated podcast

    • @mediocreboi
      @mediocreboi 3 года назад +158

      The earlier you go in the show, the more it was actually improvised, giving it some of the most natural feeling dialogue at times.

    • @Chorweiler
      @Chorweiler 2 года назад +15

      Love

    • @DiscipleDojo
      @DiscipleDojo 2 года назад

      McGuirk is basically what happens of Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer fell into a gene splicer.

  • @fish2222223222222
    @fish2222223222222 10 лет назад +444

    I didn't know you played guitar.
    I didn't I just carried one around.

    • @stevestevens9770
      @stevestevens9770 9 лет назад +15

      ***** i knew a guy that walked around with a guitar. he said he could play it but all he knew were love songs. tryhard @ chix

    • @Swim_Jonse
      @Swim_Jonse 6 лет назад +2

      _queue Mike Birbiglia bit_

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +3

      Steve Stevens Wonderwall

  • @fishkid94
    @fishkid94 12 лет назад +608

    why couldn't Home Movie only be this? People talking to McGuirk.

  • @PrezPoet
    @PrezPoet 9 лет назад +1447

    The subtle shuffle Coach McGuirk makes towards Brendon when he says his dad's girlfriend could be on a magazine is genius.

    • @amphiskioj4512
      @amphiskioj4512 7 лет назад +115

      Or the restless leg he's got going while describing her getting out of the shower

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +17

      Thank you for mentioning that, I had to go back to catch it

    • @Macroprosopus
      @Macroprosopus 3 года назад +7

      I didn't even notice it until I saw this comment. Lmao.

    • @PrezPoet
      @PrezPoet 3 года назад +3

      I haven't watched this in a while. Great stuff.

    • @curtis445
      @curtis445 Год назад +3

      He scoots closer not that his leg twitches. Still funny since it shows he's more interested in the details haha

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 4 года назад +571

    Life sucks Brendon, that's your lesson...

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 Год назад +430

    I would pay money to just sit around and listen to McGuirk go off on one. He's like a wise old sage who dumped all his stats into Charisma without leaving anything for Wisdom or Intelligence.

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance 4 года назад +357

    This is a show that I never payed attention to because it was on 4am adult swim when I was half asleep

    • @liamnissanS2K
      @liamnissanS2K 4 года назад +10

      Same I watched but I didnt really listen.

    • @zeaferjones1404
      @zeaferjones1404 4 года назад +18

      I always watched this show right before Cowboy Bebop and Yu Yu Hakusho.

    • @OneShroomTooMany
      @OneShroomTooMany 4 года назад

      Same !!

    • @alittlefeddy
      @alittlefeddy 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t it on like 8 PM now? Cause that’s how I first found out about this show

    • @koranlumpkins5393
      @koranlumpkins5393 3 года назад

      7:48-8:00

  • @9Sadness9
    @9Sadness9 2 года назад +430

    "You know anything too hard in life is not worth doing." Words to live by.

  • @dorourke105
    @dorourke105 4 года назад +168

    "NO!! NO MAN!! NO MAN!! NO!! I DON'T THINK SO!! I DON'T THINK SO!! ALRIGHT?! IS IT?! IS IT?!" Oh man that part killed me

    • @mrmagnifasent3674
      @mrmagnifasent3674 4 года назад +14

      That was good
      Feel my heart... its pounding 🤣

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +761

    None of this advice worked for me, except, "anything hard in life is not worth doing". That's solid advice that has never let me down.

    • @Unknown-wk1qk
      @Unknown-wk1qk 3 года назад +44

      Seems depressing, and also boring. That’s nice though, I guess

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад +13

      You joined 15 years ago holy shit. Respect

    • @traolin5877
      @traolin5877 2 года назад +23

      @@kam2894 RUclips has decided to send me down this rabbit hole and I was also noticing that a lot of the profiles commenting on the videos of this show joined 15 years ago. There was one thread I saw where the youngest profile was 13 years and op comment was only 2 years old. Wild

    • @dancingisraeli8382
      @dancingisraeli8382 2 года назад +5

      @@Unknown-wk1qk why? Life is simple why complicate things

    • @Unknown-wk1qk
      @Unknown-wk1qk 2 года назад +4

      @@dancingisraeli8382 I don’t think complicated things are bad. They’re usually interesting and can help you in some way. To be honest though, I don’t know why I said this

  • @01Iamme01
    @01Iamme01 8 лет назад +272

    "It's textbook stuff, Brendan."

  • @kultur-vultur
    @kultur-vultur 2 года назад +147

    "Sometimes ya gotta do certain things to re-enter society" ~ Coach McGuirk

  • @googleuser6117
    @googleuser6117 7 лет назад +270

    I think coach McGuirk is in the wrong profession. He should be a LIFE coach!

    • @Sadin15
      @Sadin15 6 лет назад +1

      google user he is a life coach

    • @screamtoasigh9984
      @screamtoasigh9984 5 лет назад +2

      It's as funny as when Jez from Peep Show 'works' as a life coach.

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 4 года назад +5

      google user He’s funny but if someone actually took that advice they’d be miserable and awkward.

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma 4 года назад +1

      Crooked Artwork
      Why do you think Brendon talks to him all the time, lmfao

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent Год назад

      No they'd be awesome like he is

  • @willznuts
    @willznuts 4 года назад +1168

    Everything he says is gold but what really stands out to me is him simply telling Brandon that "he will be fine" because "he's just a kid.". I love this show.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 Год назад +117

      He acknowledges the fact that Brendon is a kid but never talks down to him. I appreciate that about him.

  • @Sleepy_Spaghetti
    @Sleepy_Spaghetti 8 лет назад +178

    Three tear drops, no one will touch you.

  • @CC-oi9mc
    @CC-oi9mc 2 года назад +215

    In a way he’s actually a good father figure to Brendan, he’s honest about life lol

  • @ZigealFaust
    @ZigealFaust 4 года назад +880

    2005: When you're fat you remind women of their fathers.
    2020: DAD BODS
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +46

      Men have it too, with their mothers. All the time.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад +6

      @@CrizzyEyes nah

    • @crasnicul3371
      @crasnicul3371 3 года назад +44

      @@kam2894 How do you think the thicc craze started dude

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад +2

      @@crasnicul3371 what do mothers have to do with being thicc, and if so, why hadn’t it been a thing for all of humanity?

    • @crasnicul3371
      @crasnicul3371 3 года назад +29

      @@kam2894 It was, just not as talked about as today. Also mothers in general tend to have more curves, so if we follow the same logic for the attraction towards dad bods, boys growing up will look for the same traits in other women I suppose.

  • @knoxbox1212
    @knoxbox1212 9 лет назад +325

    I can't even watch Archer because all I see is the coach lol

    • @pkman947
      @pkman947 8 лет назад +32

      +Domanic Blanco Coach Mcguirk's Burgers

    • @miked4309
      @miked4309 7 лет назад +6

      he was satan in Lucy, daughter of the devil" too. everything he does...he makes so funnny...

    • @Pastryarchy
      @Pastryarchy 7 лет назад +3

      Domanic Blanco All I see is Ben Katz

    • @miked4309
      @miked4309 7 лет назад +2

      ***** and in aqua teen hunger force

    • @TerminalPassage
      @TerminalPassage 7 лет назад +1

      The master is hilarious.

  • @dr3amwatcher960
    @dr3amwatcher960 4 года назад +169

    The first way of dealing with your fat is saying it, so say it.
    No you say it.
    Ok your fat.
    God this show is amazing

  • @xgum
    @xgum 5 лет назад +181

    this show had stellar writing

    • @credinzel6996
      @credinzel6996 4 года назад

      I want that profile. Source?

    • @nightfox380
      @nightfox380 4 года назад +26

      It was all improv

    • @jamiecranton
      @jamiecranton 3 года назад +5

      @@nightfox380 not true

    • @hacobjansen
      @hacobjansen 3 года назад +9

      @@jamiecranton there was very little scripting, it was mostly improv

    • @jamiecranton
      @jamiecranton 3 года назад +3

      @@hacobjansen retro scripting isn’t improv the story lines were set in stone it’s just a few jokes that were improv it’s a massive misconception that anything past season 1 is all improv

  • @NolaChick82
    @NolaChick82 7 лет назад +196

    "What type of magazine? Like a dirty mag or one of those model mags?" "Uh...like a model mag." "Oh." lol

  • @mattponikvar4944
    @mattponikvar4944 4 года назад +391

    Brendan talking to Coach Mcguirk is how I talk to my dad about politics and stuff. It's like he'll agree and just throw in a few things as Mcguirk rambles on even though he knows it's all bullshit but he doesn't want to get into an argument because he knows it'll be ugly for everyone involved

    • @ChipChurp
      @ChipChurp 2 года назад +19

      Just a good listener that's how I am with random people they love talking to me lol I dont even say anything!

    • @Darealog963
      @Darealog963 2 года назад +9

      That’s so epic you’re just like Brendan and Coach!!!!11111!!!

    • @valgoyt912
      @valgoyt912 Год назад

      Legend

    • @lieutenantlesboraine
      @lieutenantlesboraine 3 месяца назад

      yeah. yeah. no yeah

  • @blakebramley9171
    @blakebramley9171 4 года назад +210

    2:40 the prediction of the Dad bod craze was over a decade ahead of its time

    • @JimiLaPointe
      @JimiLaPointe 2 года назад +4

      Nah that’s just always been a thing

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 2 года назад +5

      Most people, women and gay men alike, think dad bod is just bodybuilder with over 20% body fat. I've heard people saying Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill have dad bods, it's really discouraging tbh

    • @animals_are_alive
      @animals_are_alive Год назад +6

      @@ScootyPuffJrSuxovercome your physical body, seek God

  • @tempphonedownload1972
    @tempphonedownload1972 2 года назад +146

    Really underrated moment includes 6:14 where Brendon starts to ask "So you ever-" and immediately gets cut off about food. And he tried to wriggle back into the conversation of putting out food with "putting out milk, checking the date" while coach just keeps going and moved to the next part of his rambling

    • @Linkfan007
      @Linkfan007 Год назад +5

      Idk how they record or animate this since the conversations are so unpredictable! Lol when they interrupt eachother it sounds so natural.

  • @miked4309
    @miked4309 7 лет назад +182

    coach is one of the best characters EVER. "you know what i was good at?" "drinking?"

  • @AmericanMuslimOW
    @AmericanMuslimOW 6 лет назад +147

    "There are 6 stages to fat....idk I'm no scientist" 😂😂😂

  • @yujm7
    @yujm7 8 лет назад +183

    anything hard is not worth doing

  • @trailofdeadpeople
    @trailofdeadpeople 13 лет назад +82

    "Make a knife out of contacts"

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay Год назад +43

    I used to really enjoy Home Movies because of how genuine the conversations felt. It's the kind of conversations I have with my friends and family. It's the same thing that attracted me to Bob's Burgers, I basically consider it the spiritual successor to Home Movies.

    • @jamesandrews8698
      @jamesandrews8698 Год назад +8

      Jon Benjamin is a national treasure so glad he finally got his due with Bob's burgers!

    • @RaspberryBang
      @RaspberryBang Год назад +4

      Bob's Burgers is far inferior to Home Movies, though.

  • @samuel38211
    @samuel38211 4 года назад +194

    Coach mcgirk is so funny. He reminds me of some teachers I’ve had and a few bosses I’ve had in the past.

    • @ripnecco5477
      @ripnecco5477 4 года назад +14

      samuel Monaghan when I was 20 and worked at Ruby Tuesday, imagine this Coach McGuirk but everything he says also relates to the Bible somehow

  • @miraikuriyama1929
    @miraikuriyama1929 4 года назад +162

    "I don't know you played guitar, Coach."
    "No I didn't, I just carried one around. It's a phase I went through. It was the 70s, you know?"
    "Yeah."
    "Kinda everybody got a prop."
    "Right."
    "If anybody else gonna play, I just complain that I you know, Tinnitus."
    "Why didn't you just learn how to play, I mean-"
    "Cuz it's hard, Brendon. It's too hard. You know anything too hard in life's not worth doing. Remember that."

    • @JimiLaPointe
      @JimiLaPointe 2 года назад +10

      Tendinitis

    • @haveagreatday6952
      @haveagreatday6952 2 года назад

      What did you type this from memory or something?

    • @Ken-ru6or
      @Ken-ru6or 2 года назад +3

      @@haveagreatday6952 probably not. He's just highlighting how good the writing is tho. mad clever stuff

  • @thestrongprevail3039
    @thestrongprevail3039 4 года назад +75

    "How the folks take it?"
    "We threw a party."

  • @fflglt4689
    @fflglt4689 4 года назад +82

    I remember my mom freaking out when she caught me watching this show when I was 9. Now I'm watching it wondering what she thought was so bad ha!

    • @grategoogleemooglee
      @grategoogleemooglee 4 года назад +2

      Punch her

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +29

      Coach McGuirk's advice obviously

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 2 года назад

      probably because she heard coach say *girls have fat fathers* 2:37

  • @vibestm1846
    @vibestm1846 4 года назад +30

    "You know what I was good at Brendan?"
    "Drinking?"
    WHAT IS THIS SHOW LMFAOOO

  • @gaelenj.francis2860
    @gaelenj.francis2860 6 лет назад +99

    Such a great mentor of my childhood

    • @gezbit
      @gezbit 4 года назад +1

      @@chocolatetampon4492 why I'm 61

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +99

    "I would just pretend that I had tendinitis."
    Now does THAT sound familiar.

  • @bakedz1ti406
    @bakedz1ti406 4 года назад +48

    “I’m gonna put one under your eye. Three tear drops, no one will touch you.”

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN 4 года назад +1

      ssj oven that shit made me weak

  • @jaoife
    @jaoife 4 года назад +87

    This is the funniest show I’ve seen in a while.
    The conversations are just so natural and are funny

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 года назад +67

    One of the best shows ever made

  • @buckeye4297
    @buckeye4297 4 года назад +57

    “Anything in life that’s too hard is not worth doing”

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 Год назад +28

    “The other thing Brendan is cheating is just another way of being prepared. You’re basically memorizing something is cheating. You knew the answer before the test was given. And so by taking the test and saying that you learned that stuff is cheating.”
    It’s weird how that makes sense when he puts it like that

  • @a21schizoidman
    @a21schizoidman 11 лет назад +64

    Life sucks Brendan, that's your lesson, go enjoy it.

  • @ibrushmyteethbeforeieatass1329
    @ibrushmyteethbeforeieatass1329 3 года назад +419

    I love it when people talk in a calm tone of voice for extended periods of time

    • @JimiLaPointe
      @JimiLaPointe 2 года назад +10

      So just life in general

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 Год назад

      * they did good...

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru Год назад +12

      ...That's podcasting and radio. Its why it kicked off as hard as it did.

    • @comicrandomness3289
      @comicrandomness3289 9 месяцев назад +6

      You must enjoy watching joe pera. He has his own show on adult swim

  • @iiTzBaKeD
    @iiTzBaKeD 4 года назад +62

    RUclips welcomes us to a 11yo video once more

  • @AmericanMuslimOW
    @AmericanMuslimOW 6 лет назад +74

    "They're all conmen, even the women!!" 😂😂

  • @snappy_.
    @snappy_. 4 года назад +21

    1:25
    “Welcome to the fat club Brendon”
    “No”
    “Yes!”

  • @testtube173
    @testtube173 Год назад +39

    I couldn’t appreciate how awesome this show was as a child. Its writing is just astonishingly good as a adult though.

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца

    0:39 "thinking of running away, you should, it builds character" wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dacrib5350
    @dacrib5350 Год назад +37

    The lesson on cheating actually helped me get through a couple of classes with the same professor. I couldn't physically write enough in class to finish essay portions without horrible hand cramps. So I would fill out the blue book beforehand for exams where we were given prompts before. I'm pretty sure he knew and didnt care because i wasnt actually cheating, I just needed more time because my hands had gotten used to only typing by that point. They were always my own ideas.

    • @Tribophopic
      @Tribophopic Год назад +1

      That’s more like you were doing extra work to save yourself in the future.

  • @Ravangers
    @Ravangers 2 года назад +24

    "You know what I was good at Brendan?"
    "Drinking?"
    "Being a rodey, I was a rodey"
    ... "The only down side, we never travelled, we were a local band"
    LMFAO never noticed this shit

  • @buffordjohnson9812
    @buffordjohnson9812 4 года назад +19

    “You wear contacts? Make a knife with contacts. That’s where I learned. I killed a man with contacts” funnies shit ever

  • @scarfblade5884
    @scarfblade5884 4 года назад +20

    Other teachers: Oh no! Don’t go to prison do good deeds and be happy, make good in the world and smile...
    Coach: make a S H I V

  • @jasond.5723
    @jasond.5723 2 года назад +19

    1:20 *Unknowingly shares the most insane story ever told about his kidnap at age 8 and subsequent celebration*
    Brendon: That’s a good story 😊

  • @flavoredwallpaper
    @flavoredwallpaper 13 лет назад +110

    5:18
    "Anything too hard in life is not worth doing... if you're not immediately good at something, why do it?"
    This is my life philosophy. To a tee.

  • @scrambles7045
    @scrambles7045 Год назад +8

    I've watched this show for 20 years and just realized mcgurik ment astrology not astronomy.

  • @deepblue153
    @deepblue153 4 года назад +45

    “Bottom line is you’re gonna be fine. You’re just a kid.”

  • @JoeCambo
    @JoeCambo 9 лет назад +43

    I was a helpie

  • @665Sunshine
    @665Sunshine Год назад +12

    This was the first cartoon that aired on the first night of Adult Swim, and I instantly fell in love.
    I was like 11 or 12 and this scratched an itch I wasn’t even aware I had.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was too stupid at that age to like this show. I love it now.

  • @andrewrustav3898
    @andrewrustav3898 4 года назад +49

    I loved this show only because it was so minimalistic so if I wanted to go back to sleep it'd lull me to sleep but if I wanted to stay up, it was funny if you bothered actually listening to what is said

  • @jameseglavin4
    @jameseglavin4 3 месяца назад +6

    “I’m discovering all this too… as I say it” is such a great way to admit to talking a bunch of bullshit, I love this show

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight Год назад +14

    "I'm discovering all of this stuff, too, as I say it." Oh my goodness, that's a great line

  • @salami99
    @salami99 2 года назад +2

    this show is NOT good to watch my senior year of college. final semmester

  • @steviejoe7918
    @steviejoe7918 4 года назад +41

    "If you're not immediately good at doing something, why do it?" "Anything too hard in life is not worth doing, remember that. I agree. Lmao. Coach McGuirk is my idol.

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 12 лет назад +24

    Brendon: "Must've been some ladies out there, huh?"
    McGuirk: "Pfff, you kidding me?"
    Breandon: "yeah."

  • @owenguiffre2827
    @owenguiffre2827 4 года назад +22

    There relationship is the best part of the show

  • @zionfreeman303
    @zionfreeman303 4 года назад +11

    This show can just be audio lol

  • @Tywil714
    @Tywil714 4 года назад +17

    Yo coach mcguirk no joke the kinda guy that you would feel comfortable talking about anything with

    • @ChipChurp
      @ChipChurp 2 года назад +1

      He sounds like my old coach/highschool history teacher, he didn't teach us shit but tell us life stories we didn't mind he passed all of us. His motto is history is life lived gotta know to know

  • @expansivegymnast1020
    @expansivegymnast1020 2 года назад +18

    That story about him being raised by the pizza place was like way too realistic to be made up. This show as a masterpiece.

  • @brianna6087
    @brianna6087 Год назад +30

    4:18
    "Sure, yeah... what?"
    "No but anyway brendon-"
    The transitions in conversations in this show are one of the best parts. Cant even explain why this stuff is so funny to me it just is

  • @n00000blet
    @n00000blet 2 года назад +12

    "if you're not immediately good at something, why do it?"
    This isn't actually completely terrible advice. You can waste hours at school and university trying to understand the stuff you struggle with, only to get to a bare minimal pass at best. You're much better off spending that time getting to an advanced level at the things you're naturally good at

    • @elektrickery
      @elektrickery 2 года назад

      very curious as to what you think you're good at

    • @n00000blet
      @n00000blet 2 года назад +4

      @@elektrickery Mathematics. I'm not claiming to be some sort of genius or prodigy, but I would sit classes the year above me all through high school. It came easily to me. I never had to try hard to understand it.
      On the other hand I absolutely sucked at foreign languages. I would spend hours after school trying to get vocab into my head, doing pages and pages of grammar exercises etc. I barely passed French, and I can definitely say it was not worth the effort at all. I have never used it. No employer cares about it. I didn't enjoy doing it.
      This would be true for somebody the inverse of me as well; if you have a natural aptitude for languages and suck at math, use your time to become fluent in French instead of struggling to understand integration rules you will never use outside of school

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 2 года назад

      @@elektrickery cheese

    • @NyanMango
      @NyanMango Год назад

      ​@@n00000bletWhile it's not terrible advice for young adults like college students, I'd try to discourage kids and teens from giving up on a subject after one bad class.

  • @mcg92001
    @mcg92001 8 лет назад +24

    HJB ... is ... the ... greatest ... ever

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 4 года назад +13

    This is the trippiest looking cartoon

  • @ziggle5000
    @ziggle5000 2 года назад +11

    At 7:05 you can see on mcguirks notepad he actually has a tactical idea scribbled down: "move mellissa to half back" The idea of either Mcguirk or Melissa understanding what a half back does in soccer is hilarious to me.

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass Год назад +40

    Great memories, I watched this show when I was like 8 when it first aired on adult swim. Their interactions always felt like natural conversations, the writers knew how to write naturally flowing dialogs, not only with Brendan and Coach McGuirk, but through the entire show. Home movies was ahead of its time, I wish it would have gotten more reception back in the day

  • @samrose5780
    @samrose5780 2 года назад +7

    *Fails to do basic math* “I don’t know I’m not a scientist”

  • @painteddolphin0324
    @painteddolphin0324 Год назад +5

    I used to watch this as a sleepy 7 year old waking up and trying to turn on Cartoon Network too early. I think it morphed my brain over the long term

  • @joshuagoforth1658
    @joshuagoforth1658 3 года назад +12

    H. Jon Benjamin is absolutely amazing

  • @sbschamp10
    @sbschamp10 2 года назад +8

    “They’re all conmen, even the women.” Gets me every time.

  • @anime_man9874
    @anime_man9874 Год назад +3

    bob burber
    bob burbebrer