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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewnitzschke5998
    @andrewnitzschke5998 4 года назад +6480

    "Scared straight? You're already straight".
    "I'm already scared".

    • @deanstewart2382
      @deanstewart2382 4 года назад +150

      Andrew Nitzschke
      That line gets me every time as well.

    • @svt_mike66
      @svt_mike66 4 года назад +21

      Hopefully no one else likes this comment, 420 is just right.

    • @rageinternet9391
      @rageinternet9391 4 года назад +7

      @@svt_mike66 620 now

    • @user-lt2rw5nr9s
      @user-lt2rw5nr9s 4 года назад +14

      @@svt_mike66 666 is just right

    • @noice__
      @noice__ 4 года назад +14

      I found that way more amusing than I should have.

  • @tconderino
    @tconderino 4 года назад +6381

    "You ever see a Therapist Mr. McGuirk?""Well yeah, sometimes you gotta do certain things to re-enter society"

    • @leah6029
      @leah6029 4 года назад +45

      Lol

    • @nicox88956
      @nicox88956 4 года назад +170

      Probably cuz' of the "killed a man once"

    • @sunnyd1098
      @sunnyd1098 2 года назад +28

      fucking hilarious

    • @atl5033
      @atl5033 2 года назад +61

      he was right about psychology lmao

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 2 года назад +18

      @@atl5033 and astronomy

  • @eucaine
    @eucaine 10 лет назад +7069

    "I'm discovering all this too as I say it." Genius. God I miss this show.

    • @kibbytait4112
      @kibbytait4112 4 года назад +37

      Damn five years ago

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 4 года назад +27

      I still say that

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 4 года назад +8

      Damn six years ago

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 3 года назад +12

      pure genius, that line

    • @funniebunnie4u
      @funniebunnie4u 3 года назад +10

      7 years ago.... STILL stands as some of the best comedy writing, ever... #McGuirkForever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nocturneplays8337
    @nocturneplays8337 7 лет назад +8118

    The conversations in this show seem so natural. I love it. It makes it so much more funny.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 8 лет назад +4237

    You thinking about running away? You should, it builds character

    • @smilessantana2049
      @smilessantana2049 4 года назад +97

      I mean sometimes you get to meet police officers🤷‍♀️

    • @dionysus3774
      @dionysus3774 4 года назад +45

      @@smilessantana2049 And kidnappers/rapist. 😃

    • @GaunterODinn
      @GaunterODinn 4 года назад +126

      Builds character tho

    • @joedirtlord1960
      @joedirtlord1960 4 года назад +26

      My first time I saw a dead homeless man. Called cops had to go back home.

    • @grigismigis6993
      @grigismigis6993 4 года назад +1

      the yoshi See builds character

  • @VTV-Live
    @VTV-Live 10 лет назад +2146

    I would attend a coach Mcguirk life lessons seminar

    • @TerminalPassage
      @TerminalPassage 7 лет назад +34

      I would watch a Mcguirk movie or show

    • @redfury91
      @redfury91 7 лет назад +8

      you just might be psychic

    • @H4RLM
      @H4RLM 6 лет назад

      VTV ditto

    • @wolecole7521
      @wolecole7521 5 лет назад +3

      I have fat father syndrome lol

    • @BGVintage
      @BGVintage 3 года назад

      Same

  • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
    @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 2 года назад +1777

    Asking a kid if he is frustrated of his father remarrying a woman who is beautiful because he is jealous is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

    • @brianna6087
      @brianna6087 Год назад +100

      Brendon's wheezing as coach describes her in a towel is so funny to me😭

    • @kxkxkxkx
      @kxkxkxkx Год назад +28

      My dad remarried twice to two of the fugliest dogs I ever saw 🤔
      ....I wasn't so much frustrated as I was confused and disgusted 💯

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 Год назад +57

      I mean, he didn't talk down to Brendan. That is the main reason Brendan would go to McGuirck. He was world weary, but despite his often bad advice, he never patronized the kid and conversed with him. By the end of the series, he basically became Brendan's dad. He was better than his actual dad ngl.

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 Год назад +4

      * some comedy master minds worked on this...

    • @TheAceLewis
      @TheAceLewis Год назад +15

      Me: a 28 year old with a 53 year old dad who is fucking an 18 year old while I’m single.
      Also me: “yeah, can’t relate. Can’t relate at all. 🙃”

  • @DrSolarMD
    @DrSolarMD 4 года назад +1436

    5:00 omfg
    "I used to do that Brendan."
    "Oh I didn't know you played guitar, coach."
    "I didn't, I just carried one around."

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +39

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar

    • @kushkungvivo744
      @kushkungvivo744 4 года назад +157

      @@SuperGreatSphinx Thanks I didn't know what a Guitar is

    • @jamesscott6661
      @jamesscott6661 4 года назад +49

      Its a phase I went through. It was the seventies, everyone had kind of a prop.

    • @dxrbkn5145
      @dxrbkn5145 2 года назад +5

      Hard same

    • @blakake
      @blakake 2 года назад +2

      Same lol

  • @Ratama
    @Ratama 9 лет назад +2166

    this show is the reason I can't hear H. Jon Benjamin as any other character. just the coach man.

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 4 года назад +2061

    "Here's another thing: make a shiv."
    "Yeah? How do you do that?"
    "I dunno--you find stuff, you make it."

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +13

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

    • @loganwolverine5849
      @loganwolverine5849 2 года назад +12

      How TF did they get the material to make a shank that fancy, I’m highly convinced those are staged photos.

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG 2 года назад +6

      @@loganwolverine5849 i think they used a piece of the bed and some cord

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Год назад +6

      "You can stab someone with anything"

  • @HoOGenghisB
    @HoOGenghisB 12 лет назад +1471

    Theres about 8 phases, it starts from dumpy, then it goes to frumpy then it goes to fat.. the six phases of fat. I don't know I'm not a scientist.

  • @DanTheEnigma
    @DanTheEnigma 12 лет назад +2580

    Coach: The first step is admitting it. Now say it fatso.
    Brendan: You say it!
    Coach: Okay. You're fat!

    • @loganwolverine5849
      @loganwolverine5849 2 года назад +42

      Try this with a female, she’ll thank you for it.

    • @alexhobbs1208
      @alexhobbs1208 2 года назад +144

      @@loganwolverine5849 the fact you refer to them as " females " speaks volumes.

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 2 года назад +31

      @@alexhobbs1208 Sigma male rule #3954: refer to women as "females:

    • @ChrisDeve
      @ChrisDeve 2 года назад +80

      @@alexhobbs1208 Yeah, he should have used the appropriate term instead, "femoid".

    • @FranciscoFJM
      @FranciscoFJM 2 года назад +4

      @@loganwolverine5849 Incel alert

  • @ilackedtheheart
    @ilackedtheheart 6 лет назад +2683

    "You know what I was good at Brendon?"
    "Drinking?"
    Holy shit that's pretty funny.

    • @Sir_Maximus_Hardwood
      @Sir_Maximus_Hardwood 4 года назад +47

      The whole show is moments like that.

    • @colfury100
      @colfury100 4 года назад +12

      Nice MHTRTC pic

    • @Rolfboyjose
      @Rolfboyjose 3 года назад +6

      I love brendan and his sarcastic humor

    • @JellyJman
      @JellyJman 2 года назад +3

      This was the best line Brandon ever used on Coach

    • @indiscreetbeat
      @indiscreetbeat 2 года назад

      @@colfury100 what

  • @PrezPoet
    @PrezPoet 9 лет назад +1492

    The subtle shuffle Coach McGuirk makes towards Brendon when he says his dad's girlfriend could be on a magazine is genius.

    • @amphiskioj4512
      @amphiskioj4512 7 лет назад +117

      Or the restless leg he's got going while describing her getting out of the shower

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +16

      Thank you for mentioning that, I had to go back to catch it

    • @Hesykast
      @Hesykast 3 года назад +6

      I didn't even notice it until I saw this comment. Lmao.

    • @PrezPoet
      @PrezPoet 3 года назад +3

      I haven't watched this in a while. Great stuff.

    • @curtis445
      @curtis445 Год назад +3

      He scoots closer not that his leg twitches. Still funny since it shows he's more interested in the details haha

  • @martindiaz8968
    @martindiaz8968 4 года назад +1247

    The entire show feels like an animated podcast

    • @mediocreboi
      @mediocreboi 3 года назад +172

      The earlier you go in the show, the more it was actually improvised, giving it some of the most natural feeling dialogue at times.

    • @Chorweiler
      @Chorweiler 2 года назад +18

      Love

    • @DiscipleDojo
      @DiscipleDojo 2 года назад

      McGuirk is basically what happens of Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer fell into a gene splicer.

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 27 дней назад +1

      Cause it literally was. They'd just have people talk and then animate it afterwards.

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 Год назад +466

    I would pay money to just sit around and listen to McGuirk go off on one. He's like a wise old sage who dumped all his stats into Charisma without leaving anything for Wisdom or Intelligence.

  • @bonemachine11
    @bonemachine11 10 лет назад +838

    I made it to the pizza place, but I got a job there.

  • @9Sadness9
    @9Sadness9 2 года назад +456

    "You know anything too hard in life is not worth doing." Words to live by.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +796

    None of this advice worked for me, except, "anything hard in life is not worth doing". That's solid advice that has never let me down.

    • @Unknown-wk1qk
      @Unknown-wk1qk 3 года назад +48

      Seems depressing, and also boring. That’s nice though, I guess

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад +14

      You joined 15 years ago holy shit. Respect

    • @traolin5877
      @traolin5877 2 года назад +26

      @@kam2894 RUclips has decided to send me down this rabbit hole and I was also noticing that a lot of the profiles commenting on the videos of this show joined 15 years ago. There was one thread I saw where the youngest profile was 13 years and op comment was only 2 years old. Wild

    • @dancingisraeli8382
      @dancingisraeli8382 2 года назад +5

      @@Unknown-wk1qk why? Life is simple why complicate things

    • @Unknown-wk1qk
      @Unknown-wk1qk 2 года назад +4

      @@dancingisraeli8382 I don’t think complicated things are bad. They’re usually interesting and can help you in some way. To be honest though, I don’t know why I said this

  • @fishkid94
    @fishkid94 12 лет назад +631

    why couldn't Home Movie only be this? People talking to McGuirk.

  • @kultur-vultur
    @kultur-vultur 2 года назад +152

    "Sometimes ya gotta do certain things to re-enter society" ~ Coach McGuirk

  • @01Iamme01
    @01Iamme01 8 лет назад +294

    "It's textbook stuff, Brendan."

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 4 года назад +593

    Life sucks Brendon, that's your lesson...

  • @fish2222223222222
    @fish2222223222222 10 лет назад +471

    I didn't know you played guitar.
    I didn't I just carried one around.

    • @stevestevens9770
      @stevestevens9770 9 лет назад +17

      ***** i knew a guy that walked around with a guitar. he said he could play it but all he knew were love songs. tryhard @ chix

    • @Swim_Jonse
      @Swim_Jonse 6 лет назад +3

      _queue Mike Birbiglia bit_

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +3

      Steve Stevens Wonderwall

  • @CC-oi9mc
    @CC-oi9mc 2 года назад +232

    In a way he’s actually a good father figure to Brendan, he’s honest about life lol

    • @tributetolost
      @tributetolost 26 дней назад +3

      He lies about everything all the time

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance 4 года назад +379

    This is a show that I never payed attention to because it was on 4am adult swim when I was half asleep

    • @liamnissanS2K
      @liamnissanS2K 4 года назад +11

      Same I watched but I didnt really listen.

    • @zeaferjones1404
      @zeaferjones1404 4 года назад +19

      I always watched this show right before Cowboy Bebop and Yu Yu Hakusho.

    • @OneShroomTooMany
      @OneShroomTooMany 4 года назад

      Same !!

    • @alittlefeddy
      @alittlefeddy 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t it on like 8 PM now? Cause that’s how I first found out about this show

    • @koranlumpkins5393
      @koranlumpkins5393 3 года назад

      7:48-8:00

  • @mustsnip537
    @mustsnip537 4 года назад +1049

    I hated this show as a kid, now that I understand the jokes it's actually genius.

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 2 года назад +114

      i watched it here and there when i was 7 and always thought it was weird that they all had footy pajamas on but now that im older i know it was just the animators being lazy because drawing shoes and different clothing pieces takes time so in their case they just paint drop.

    • @codafett
      @codafett 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles Год назад +17

      really? i thought it was pretty cool as a kid, it treaded the line between cool kid stuff that i liked and boring adult shows that i couldnt get into. this and that Oblongs show felt like a nice first step into more mature television as a child

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 Год назад +8

      I didn't even realize this was a kids show, some of the comedy is that on point

    • @samyud1819
      @samyud1819 Год назад

      @@valkaerie8715it’s not? I saw it on adult swim which isn’t for kids

  • @miked4309
    @miked4309 8 лет назад +190

    coach is one of the best characters EVER. "you know what i was good at?" "drinking?"

  • @mattponikvar4944
    @mattponikvar4944 4 года назад +407

    Brendan talking to Coach Mcguirk is how I talk to my dad about politics and stuff. It's like he'll agree and just throw in a few things as Mcguirk rambles on even though he knows it's all bullshit but he doesn't want to get into an argument because he knows it'll be ugly for everyone involved

    • @ChipChurp
      @ChipChurp 2 года назад +19

      Just a good listener that's how I am with random people they love talking to me lol I dont even say anything!

    • @Darealog963
      @Darealog963 2 года назад +9

      That’s so epic you’re just like Brendan and Coach!!!!11111!!!

    • @valgoyt912
      @valgoyt912 Год назад

      Legend

    • @girlspit42000
      @girlspit42000 5 месяцев назад

      yeah. yeah. no yeah

  • @Sleepy_Spaghetti
    @Sleepy_Spaghetti 8 лет назад +188

    Three tear drops, no one will touch you.

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay Год назад +50

    I used to really enjoy Home Movies because of how genuine the conversations felt. It's the kind of conversations I have with my friends and family. It's the same thing that attracted me to Bob's Burgers, I basically consider it the spiritual successor to Home Movies.

    • @jamesandrews8698
      @jamesandrews8698 Год назад +8

      Jon Benjamin is a national treasure so glad he finally got his due with Bob's burgers!

    • @RaspberryBang
      @RaspberryBang Год назад +4

      Bob's Burgers is far inferior to Home Movies, though.

  • @googleuser6117
    @googleuser6117 7 лет назад +281

    I think coach McGuirk is in the wrong profession. He should be a LIFE coach!

    • @Sadin15
      @Sadin15 6 лет назад +1

      google user he is a life coach

    • @screamtoasigh9984
      @screamtoasigh9984 6 лет назад +2

      It's as funny as when Jez from Peep Show 'works' as a life coach.

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 4 года назад +5

      google user He’s funny but if someone actually took that advice they’d be miserable and awkward.

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma 4 года назад +1

      Crooked Artwork
      Why do you think Brendon talks to him all the time, lmfao

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent Год назад

      No they'd be awesome like he is

  • @NolaChick82
    @NolaChick82 7 лет назад +210

    "What type of magazine? Like a dirty mag or one of those model mags?" "Uh...like a model mag." "Oh." lol

  • @tempphonedownload1972
    @tempphonedownload1972 2 года назад +153

    Really underrated moment includes 6:14 where Brendon starts to ask "So you ever-" and immediately gets cut off about food. And he tried to wriggle back into the conversation of putting out food with "putting out milk, checking the date" while coach just keeps going and moved to the next part of his rambling

    • @Linkfan007
      @Linkfan007 Год назад +6

      Idk how they record or animate this since the conversations are so unpredictable! Lol when they interrupt eachother it sounds so natural.

  • @dorourke105
    @dorourke105 4 года назад +176

    "NO!! NO MAN!! NO MAN!! NO!! I DON'T THINK SO!! I DON'T THINK SO!! ALRIGHT?! IS IT?! IS IT?!" Oh man that part killed me

    • @mrmagnifasent3674
      @mrmagnifasent3674 4 года назад +15

      That was good
      Feel my heart... its pounding 🤣

  • @samuel38211
    @samuel38211 4 года назад +197

    Coach mcgirk is so funny. He reminds me of some teachers I’ve had and a few bosses I’ve had in the past.

    • @ripnecco5477
      @ripnecco5477 4 года назад +14

      samuel Monaghan when I was 20 and worked at Ruby Tuesday, imagine this Coach McGuirk but everything he says also relates to the Bible somehow

  • @testtube173
    @testtube173 Год назад +43

    I couldn’t appreciate how awesome this show was as a child. Its writing is just astonishingly good as a adult though.

  • @xgum
    @xgum 5 лет назад +184

    this show had stellar writing

    • @credinzel6996
      @credinzel6996 4 года назад

      I want that profile. Source?

    • @nightfox380
      @nightfox380 4 года назад +27

      It was all improv

    • @jamiecranton
      @jamiecranton 4 года назад +5

      @@nightfox380 not true

    • @hacobjansen
      @hacobjansen 3 года назад +11

      @@jamiecranton there was very little scripting, it was mostly improv

    • @jamiecranton
      @jamiecranton 3 года назад +4

      @@hacobjansen retro scripting isn’t improv the story lines were set in stone it’s just a few jokes that were improv it’s a massive misconception that anything past season 1 is all improv

  • @blakebramley9171
    @blakebramley9171 4 года назад +219

    2:40 the prediction of the Dad bod craze was over a decade ahead of its time

    • @JimiLaPointe
      @JimiLaPointe 2 года назад +4

      Nah that’s just always been a thing

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 2 года назад +8

      Most people, women and gay men alike, think dad bod is just bodybuilder with over 20% body fat. I've heard people saying Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill have dad bods, it's really discouraging tbh

    • @animals_are_alive
      @animals_are_alive Год назад +8

      @@ScootyPuffJrSuxovercome your physical body, seek God

  • @thestrongprevail3039
    @thestrongprevail3039 4 года назад +81

    "How the folks take it?"
    "We threw a party."

  • @knoxbox1212
    @knoxbox1212 9 лет назад +337

    I can't even watch Archer because all I see is the coach lol

    • @pkman947
      @pkman947 8 лет назад +33

      +Domanic Blanco Coach Mcguirk's Burgers

    • @miked4309
      @miked4309 8 лет назад +7

      he was satan in Lucy, daughter of the devil" too. everything he does...he makes so funnny...

    • @Pastryarchy
      @Pastryarchy 7 лет назад +4

      Domanic Blanco All I see is Ben Katz

    • @miked4309
      @miked4309 7 лет назад +3

      ***** and in aqua teen hunger force

    • @TerminalPassage
      @TerminalPassage 7 лет назад +2

      The master is hilarious.

  • @flavoredwallpaper
    @flavoredwallpaper 13 лет назад +112

    5:18
    "Anything too hard in life is not worth doing... if you're not immediately good at something, why do it?"
    This is my life philosophy. To a tee.

  • @AmericanMuslimOW
    @AmericanMuslimOW 6 лет назад +154

    "There are 6 stages to fat....idk I'm no scientist" 😂😂😂

  • @bakedz1ti406
    @bakedz1ti406 4 года назад +50

    “I’m gonna put one under your eye. Three tear drops, no one will touch you.”

    • @xBE4STCLAN
      @xBE4STCLAN 4 года назад +1

      ssj oven that shit made me weak

  • @fflglt4689
    @fflglt4689 4 года назад +86

    I remember my mom freaking out when she caught me watching this show when I was 9. Now I'm watching it wondering what she thought was so bad ha!

    • @grategoogleemooglee
      @grategoogleemooglee 4 года назад +2

      Punch her

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 года назад +32

      Coach McGuirk's advice obviously

    • @FreeAimDog
      @FreeAimDog 2 года назад

      probably because she heard coach say *girls have fat fathers* 2:37

  • @HaveanOreshnik
    @HaveanOreshnik Год назад +17

    0:39 "thinking of running away, you should, it builds character" wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gaelenj.francis2860
    @gaelenj.francis2860 7 лет назад +102

    Such a great mentor of my childhood

    • @gezbit
      @gezbit 4 года назад +1

      @@chocolatetampon4492 why I'm 61

  • @dacrib5350
    @dacrib5350 Год назад +37

    The lesson on cheating actually helped me get through a couple of classes with the same professor. I couldn't physically write enough in class to finish essay portions without horrible hand cramps. So I would fill out the blue book beforehand for exams where we were given prompts before. I'm pretty sure he knew and didnt care because i wasnt actually cheating, I just needed more time because my hands had gotten used to only typing by that point. They were always my own ideas.

    • @Tribophopic
      @Tribophopic Год назад +1

      That’s more like you were doing extra work to save yourself in the future.

  • @JimmyMouthwashing
    @JimmyMouthwashing 4 года назад +90

    This is the funniest show I’ve seen in a while.
    The conversations are just so natural and are funny

  • @jameseglavin4
    @jameseglavin4 5 месяцев назад +10

    “I’m discovering all this too… as I say it” is such a great way to admit to talking a bunch of bullshit, I love this show

  • @MysteryFluid
    @MysteryFluid 19 дней назад +3

    Coach McGuirk was the wisest man I ever knew.

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 Год назад +33

    “The other thing Brendan is cheating is just another way of being prepared. You’re basically memorizing something is cheating. You knew the answer before the test was given. And so by taking the test and saying that you learned that stuff is cheating.”
    It’s weird how that makes sense when he puts it like that

  • @yujm7
    @yujm7 8 лет назад +188

    anything hard is not worth doing

  • @vibestm1846
    @vibestm1846 4 года назад +35

    "You know what I was good at Brendan?"
    "Drinking?"
    WHAT IS THIS SHOW LMFAOOO

  • @buckeye4297
    @buckeye4297 4 года назад +59

    “Anything in life that’s too hard is not worth doing”

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass Год назад +41

    Great memories, I watched this show when I was like 8 when it first aired on adult swim. Their interactions always felt like natural conversations, the writers knew how to write naturally flowing dialogs, not only with Brendan and Coach McGuirk, but through the entire show. Home movies was ahead of its time, I wish it would have gotten more reception back in the day

  • @miraikuriyama1929
    @miraikuriyama1929 4 года назад +166

    "I don't know you played guitar, Coach."
    "No I didn't, I just carried one around. It's a phase I went through. It was the 70s, you know?"
    "Yeah."
    "Kinda everybody got a prop."
    "Right."
    "If anybody else gonna play, I just complain that I you know, Tinnitus."
    "Why didn't you just learn how to play, I mean-"
    "Cuz it's hard, Brendon. It's too hard. You know anything too hard in life's not worth doing. Remember that."

    • @JimiLaPointe
      @JimiLaPointe 2 года назад +11

      Tendinitis

    • @haveagreatday6952
      @haveagreatday6952 2 года назад

      What did you type this from memory or something?

    • @Ken-ru6or
      @Ken-ru6or 2 года назад +4

      @@haveagreatday6952 probably not. He's just highlighting how good the writing is tho. mad clever stuff

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 года назад +15

    "I'm discovering all of this stuff, too, as I say it." Oh my goodness, that's a great line

  • @AmericanMuslimOW
    @AmericanMuslimOW 6 лет назад +76

    "They're all conmen, even the women!!" 😂😂

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +101

    "I would just pretend that I had tendinitis."
    Now does THAT sound familiar.

  • @trailofdeadpeople
    @trailofdeadpeople 13 лет назад +86

    "Make a knife out of contacts"

  • @painteddolphin0324
    @painteddolphin0324 Год назад +7

    I used to watch this as a sleepy 7 year old waking up and trying to turn on Cartoon Network too early. I think it morphed my brain over the long term

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 Месяц назад +4

    “Anything hard isn’t worth doing”
    “If you aren’t immediately good at something don’t do it”
    The older I get the more profound this man is.

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 года назад +68

    One of the best shows ever made

  • @Linkfan450
    @Linkfan450 5 лет назад +53

    I miss this show. Some of the conversations were just so amazing and natural.

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 Год назад

      * seems like good material...

  • @665Sunshine
    @665Sunshine Год назад +13

    This was the first cartoon that aired on the first night of Adult Swim, and I instantly fell in love.
    I was like 11 or 12 and this scratched an itch I wasn’t even aware I had.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut Год назад +1

      I was too stupid at that age to like this show. I love it now.

  • @brando11259
    @brando11259 Год назад +5

    "If You're not immediately good at something, why do it?"
    That hit a little to close to home

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 Год назад +7

    I watched this show when I was young and never really understood it. Now I love it. Especially scenes with the coach.

  • @dreamWatcher-2
    @dreamWatcher-2 4 года назад +175

    The first way of dealing with your fat is saying it, so say it.
    No you say it.
    Ok your fat.
    God this show is amazing

  • @steviejoe7918
    @steviejoe7918 4 года назад +42

    "If you're not immediately good at doing something, why do it?" "Anything too hard in life is not worth doing, remember that. I agree. Lmao. Coach McGuirk is my idol.

  • @andrewrustav3898
    @andrewrustav3898 4 года назад +49

    I loved this show only because it was so minimalistic so if I wanted to go back to sleep it'd lull me to sleep but if I wanted to stay up, it was funny if you bothered actually listening to what is said

  • @deepblue153
    @deepblue153 4 года назад +49

    “Bottom line is you’re gonna be fine. You’re just a kid.”

  • @ashsquest1235
    @ashsquest1235 2 года назад +10

    I like hearing the little giggles they make throughout conversations

  • @sbschamp10
    @sbschamp10 2 года назад +9

    “They’re all conmen, even the women.” Gets me every time.

  • @95Everan
    @95Everan 4 года назад +11

    This shows art style is awesome . It’s so cute . An their mannerisms are hilarious

  • @zigfaust
    @zigfaust 4 года назад +889

    2005: When you're fat you remind women of their fathers.
    2020: DAD BODS
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +47

      Men have it too, with their mothers. All the time.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +8

      @@CrizzyEyes nah

    • @crasnicul3371
      @crasnicul3371 4 года назад +45

      @@kam2894 How do you think the thicc craze started dude

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +4

      @@crasnicul3371 what do mothers have to do with being thicc, and if so, why hadn’t it been a thing for all of humanity?

    • @crasnicul3371
      @crasnicul3371 4 года назад +30

      @@kam2894 It was, just not as talked about as today. Also mothers in general tend to have more curves, so if we follow the same logic for the attraction towards dad bods, boys growing up will look for the same traits in other women I suppose.

  • @Ravangers
    @Ravangers 2 года назад +25

    "You know what I was good at Brendan?"
    "Drinking?"
    "Being a rodey, I was a rodey"
    ... "The only down side, we never travelled, we were a local band"
    LMFAO never noticed this shit

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Год назад +8

    This is my favourite show, and possibly my favourite quote in the whole thing is "I'm discovering this too, as I say it", hahahah. It's so applicable and easy to shove in a conversation.

  • @owenguiffre2827
    @owenguiffre2827 4 года назад +25

    There relationship is the best part of the show

  • @snappy_.
    @snappy_. 4 года назад +25

    1:25
    “Welcome to the fat club Brendon”
    “No”
    “Yes!”

  • @buffordjohnson9812
    @buffordjohnson9812 4 года назад +22

    “You wear contacts? Make a knife with contacts. That’s where I learned. I killed a man with contacts” funnies shit ever

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Год назад +8

    "There's no such thing as Psychology, it's all made crap" that got me lmao

  • @TheComedyGeek
    @TheComedyGeek Год назад +5

    McGurk is a force of nature. 😀 A truly legendary character. The creators of the show said that one of its themes was "adults who are bad at being adults" and McGurk is the living embodiment of that.

  • @ziggle5000
    @ziggle5000 2 года назад +13

    At 7:05 you can see on mcguirks notepad he actually has a tactical idea scribbled down: "move mellissa to half back" The idea of either Mcguirk or Melissa understanding what a half back does in soccer is hilarious to me.

  • @brianna6087
    @brianna6087 Год назад +31

    4:18
    "Sure, yeah... what?"
    "No but anyway brendon-"
    The transitions in conversations in this show are one of the best parts. Cant even explain why this stuff is so funny to me it just is

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 4 года назад +9

    Thank you Mcguirk you taught me the valuable lesson's of Cheating,running away and hitting below the waist!

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 12 лет назад +25

    Brendon: "Must've been some ladies out there, huh?"
    McGuirk: "Pfff, you kidding me?"
    Breandon: "yeah."

  • @brreakfastYT
    @brreakfastYT 2 года назад +21

    "Anything too hard, in life, is not worth doing" words I've lived by since childhood

  • @jasond.5723
    @jasond.5723 2 года назад +21

    1:20 *Unknowingly shares the most insane story ever told about his kidnap at age 8 and subsequent celebration*
    Brendon: That’s a good story 😊

  • @joshuagoforth1658
    @joshuagoforth1658 3 года назад +12

    H. Jon Benjamin is absolutely amazing

  • @a21schizoidman
    @a21schizoidman 11 лет назад +65

    Life sucks Brendan, that's your lesson, go enjoy it.

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 4 года назад +13

    This is the trippiest looking cartoon

  • @expansivegymnast1020
    @expansivegymnast1020 2 года назад +18

    That story about him being raised by the pizza place was like way too realistic to be made up. This show as a masterpiece.

  • @Tywil714
    @Tywil714 4 года назад +18

    Yo coach mcguirk no joke the kinda guy that you would feel comfortable talking about anything with

    • @ChipChurp
      @ChipChurp 2 года назад +1

      He sounds like my old coach/highschool history teacher, he didn't teach us shit but tell us life stories we didn't mind he passed all of us. His motto is history is life lived gotta know to know

  • @scrambles7045
    @scrambles7045 Год назад +9

    I've watched this show for 20 years and just realized mcgurik ment astrology not astronomy.

  • @rlewis1203
    @rlewis1203 4 года назад +10

    Three tear drops no one will touch you 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @VensVids
    @VensVids 2 года назад +6

    "I mean I'm discovering all this too as I say it." If that line was improvised then it makes it even better.

  • @dannyarmstrong2013
    @dannyarmstrong2013 4 года назад +5

    I ran away when I was a kid.
    Nobody knew it till I was grown and told them about it.

  • @penguinjay
    @penguinjay 2 года назад +9

    @7:48 has always been on of my favorite moments of this show.

  • @mcg92001
    @mcg92001 8 лет назад +24

    HJB ... is ... the ... greatest ... ever