I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol
@@StorytellerFromTheMachineWorld I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27 he says アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています
3 years ago, I lost my shit at this. 3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time. This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038
he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync
I'm like her child,She wants me to be a perfect machine,but I like dogs,North and hank. I Also hate people like Gavin or Perkins. So I consider myself to be Human.
"are you armed (Aggressively pulls out gun) "i don't have a gun" "your lying " "i'm telling you the truth Danial" "i know you have a gun" "you have to trust me Danial" "i wanna car" "is this really what you want" "you lied to me" "that's impossible Danial" "i trust you" "NO" (both shoot) time for my daily seizure
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"I don't have a gun"
*Pulls out a gun
"You're lying!"
“I trust you.”
*_”NO!”_*
y O U l I Ed tO mE
*_that’s not possible_*
Omae wa mou shinderu
@@okaydokay7 Nani
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
- Anxiety
@Otto Middleton lol
@Otto Middleton no NO PLEASE don't do that 3:56 XD
That was the first funny thing I laughed in this video btw I watched this 3 months ago you unworthy demon
MY NAME IS LANCE, IM THE EMPTIONAL SHOCK SENT BY LIFE
Catte Official some say I'm still laughing to this day
"you're a meme, connor."
"just a meme."
"You're a meme Connor..."
"I'm a wot?"
"Just a meme"
whens that?
*"hello darkness my old friend" playing in the backround
28 STAB WOUNDS
yoU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, H u H ?
4:16 I have no clue why this caught me off guard but the disappointment in Conor’s voice made it even better
Oh…
poor guy
*O h....*
Oh...
Oh
*pulls out gun aggressively*
"I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"
You're lying!
@@retrogamer2774 how did you know? 😂
I know you have a gun!
RetroGamer you have to trust me
@@julioaditya5876 i trust you
"Destroy this machine and I'll--..."
_Connor shoots_
*F A S C I N A T I N G*
He's very eager to finish the investigation early
haha 420th like nice
he heard "Destroy this machine..." and couldn't wait to hear the end of the sentence.
“Why did you shoot?”
Connor: KiTcHeN GuN
BANG BANG BANG
“You’ll be deactivated”
“Thank you, Amanda”
*Depression has entered the chat*
"I have a surprise! You are going to die!"
"YES!"
-Happiness- has Left the chat
Eu li *Amada* ;-;
F in the chat
@@espressocookie8965 me in a nutshell
8:37
“We’ll do things together” 😂 *Eyebrows, going up and down* 😂
“ *I'm the emotional shock sent by life* ”
damn, I felt that
*Deppression in a nutshell*
same
e
Lol
Mood
“Car”
“My name is car”
*BEEP BEEP*
Dont believe what hank is name hank's real name is car beep beep hahahhahahah
My name is motorcycle
I'm the motorcycle who can talk and I'm a robot motorcycle..
Oops is time to go
🏞️
🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏍️
*Brummmm brummmm*
LOL
@@jhuricpaulgranada7623 u make absolutely no sense at all
Hello, I am the emotional sHoCk sent by *life.*
"If it falls...i t f a l l s"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Together we can *stop* this!
People die when they are killed
When you die you don’t live anymore
Nepuru oh god why did I think so hard about that Afrika thing fuck me
and speed chess is chess
I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol
@@StorytellerFromTheMachineWorld I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27
he says
アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています
* can’t *
I only do Japanese, Spanish and etc…
never really learnt any Slavic languages. soz.
@@pocolocoSPDaR8he spoke russian in
"TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ" scene
He talked in english in german then in russian@@StorytellerFromTheMachineWorld
“My name is captain coc, I’m the emotional shock sent by life”
Coc, 2038
I felt that
Lmao broke my lungs
Haha
I think instead of shock it was chalk
I actually lost it when it showed the taxi again and Connor was still saying his model number XD
349376123343530313•••
as did i, my friends got it, but didn't laugh as hard and i gave them the disappointment look
daniel: “are you armed?”
connor: *pulls out gun*
connor: “no”
SailorSleeper101 Connor: i swear im not armed
SailorSleeper101 “IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH DANIEL”
Ага🤣👍
🇸🇮 РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД!!!💪
Is this really what you want?
2:38 この筆の動きじゃ絶対こうなるだろってずっと思ってたからめちゃめちゃ笑ったwww
How dare you speak Nihongo instead of Afrikaans!?
4:29
@@錦山_明？？？
"My name is Connor.
Im the Android sent by c-"
*Stress level raises*
"NO ! No. Please dont do that"
*slam*
TWENTY
ACHT
УДАРОВ НОЖОМ
@@bitterjames XD
Yes I will keep saying my name is Conner and I’m the android sent by cyber life
@@naterocker0590 *stress level raises* no...no please don't.
I got the 666th like
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life", me every day
Thats detroit become human for you l😂😂
My anxiety waking me up every day
I heard it like "i'm the emotional sock send by life" for the first time
OH MY GOD! I'm in tears! 😂
detroit become Jersku XD
"Nice girl. Nice place. Nice place- girl. Nice girl-place"
*It's not a girl*
"Nice place"
*I T S N O T A G I R L*
“It’s a girl that looks like an android”
*It’s a trap*
Entropy *slowly backs out*
7:03
“It’s not a girl”
“I T S N O T A G I R L”
“It’s a girl”
3 years ago, I lost my shit at this.
3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time.
This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038
"Jesus Christ"
"No, it's me Connor"
-Connor and Hank 2038
@marina sev no captain coc the emotional shock sent by life
You mean 2038 :)
@@bonami1 oh yea i missed that
its 2021 and this is still funny
"I'm the android sent by Cyberlife"
"If it falls, it falls"
Did you expect a name? Exactly
fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YOU WHAT!?
That was reply to this guy whose got a nick "did you expect a name" that guy who made video
I'm the 1000th like
"-Why did you shoot?
-I could. That's all."
He's definitely a meme.
Just a meme
@@nicholaslokos7949 proceed with Connor's death sound AKA the windows closing sound.
@@albertolazo-mons6018 for some reason my brain keeps looping the Yoda death sound instead of the Windows shutdown noise
You’re just a meme, Connor.
“Am i a living being? Or just a meme😔?”
“You’re a meme, Connor. Just a meme. 😐”
0:42
"I'm not armed"
he be just gaslighting 😂
Buys Hank a drink
*immediately spills it*
No offense did you expect a name bullying is something repeated and t- (rembers Conner being a asshole and etc)oohhhh
Wonders of technology
mood
*"I'll buy you one for the road."*
He didnt give the drink to hank he gave the drink to the floor
"are you armed?"
*emotional shock sent by cyberlife pulls out gun*
"i don't have a gun daniel"
"you're lying"
@Abigail Pritchard Captain CooC: "You have to trust me, Daniel!"
"i wanna car"
„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"
@@existingisasin “Is this really what you want?”
@@Serapher "you lied to me"
"I trust u"
"No"
*The negotiator*
Lmao
This video is me in a parallel universe ;).
"You lied to me"
"That's impossible, Daniel"
*The negotiator*
“Are you armed?!’’
“I don’t have a gun! *pulls out gun*
@Federal Bureau of Investigation I’m telling you the truth daniel!
4:14 「私はロボットではありません」が好きすぎるww
In English, please
@@tbopetc4390 4:14 I like "I'm not a robot" too much (lol)
I'm Japanese, so I'm not good at English. I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
@@redbullf1378you did a great job , your english is pretty good
@@tbopetc4390Not everyone speaks English 😐
@@MillieDuuits a joke
What could be worse than having to choose between two evils? *Having to chew two evils.*
Hank: Why did you shoot?
Connor: I could. That's all.
Androids are psychopaths confirmed!
loomman529 HAHAAAH!!!
@Человек Какой-тоYes, I did..?
-I'm connor, an android sent by c...
-No, please don't do that
*personally my favourite*
3:57
28 колотых ран
You didn’t leave him a sans HUH?!
Conner Nights of nights 4:10
Sorry u mean *am the
My name is connor,I'm the android sent by cyberli. No please dont do that. *self destructs*
The Coffee scene was easily my favorite, that "Connor.exe stopped working" made me laugh so hard.
*whips out gun*
“i don’t have a gun”
You’re lying!
I’m telling you the truth, Daniel!
I *know* you have a gun!
You have to trust me Daniel!
I want a car!
Hank: "My son, what's his name?"
Connor: "Connor"
Hank: " DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!"
Dank*
It's official. Connor is Hank's adopted son 😂
Perfect
Fallout refrence. LAST LINE thanks.
666th like
6:27 "jesus christ"
"no,it's me connor"
Bennet Groesser 😂
*connor
It's Jason born
Im probably the only person who will get this: ??
" jesus Christ!! "
" no im Castiel "
@@miacutiea5079 You are
丁寧な日本語翻訳が付いてるの愛を感じる
それな
-Destroy this machine, And I'l...
-*Shoots*
-FaScInAtInG
Bwahahaha! He cut him off lol.
Fascinating...
A machine doesn't need to know what it's reward will be if it obeys.
What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?
To chew two evils?
@@cooldevildjva1246 n o m
"my name is car"
*Click, click"
I died-
Beep beep
beep beep
*beep beep*
B E E P B E E P
"Im the emotional shock sent by life"
Same Connor...
0:22
I think you mean... *c0cK*
0:19 to 0:25
That's a major league mood
Agreed
4:47
How he tilts his head to the side in confusion is cute as-
“Do you have a gun?”
*Whips out gun*
“NO”
„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"
@Shamimtaz Kalpona TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!
@Shamimtaz Kalpona O
@Shamimtaz Kalpona He will die so no. Let him push me off. I'll be back next morning.
@Shamimtaz Kalpona I can't die,you know?
*pulls out gun* “I DONT HAVE A GUN”
Youre lying!
@BlueXD I know you have a Gun!
@BlueXD Ok.. i trust you.
Puts gun away YOU LIED TO ME
Wyan anna wanna car
7:19 Kamski: destroy this machine and i'll te-
Connor: *shooting Chloe*
Kamski: FASCINATING
Lmao, didn't even let him finish
Why did you shoot Connor?
-I could, That's all!
毎日見てるのに
3:19 I'm Batman...NiCe CoAt
で毎回声出して笑ってる
日本語訳の方もセンス抜群で素敵
"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
honestly same
odd_linx *CRAWWLING IN MY SKIINN*
odd_linx
Too true
@@natsuki5439 I'm a huge fan. :D
@@reynanlamsen2007 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
gasp
you copied Jersku
"Why did you shoot?"
"I could, that's all."
Strange question ))) Connor don't need the reason to shoot if he can )))
Ah, connor is an american.
this comment kinda copied
Americans be like:
Amanda: I have surprise for you Connor,you will be deactivated
Connor: Thank you!
You are a Czech?
Yes i am
Amanda:"We will do things together...(creepy face)"
@@amitr24242 but i hate MILFs
@@potatoesgoodfood80Amanda: you're welcome >;)
Markus: saving the androids.
Kara: saving the little girl.
Connor:savin'da fishy...
"If it falls..."
*_"It falls."_*
hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
If I shoot it, it gets shot
If I die I die
Sounds like Flex Tape
Ahhh yes
Speed Chess _is_ Chess.
“My name is ｃａｒ”
Me: beautiful name
Early Kara hit a car.
@@a-4eskyhawk Early Kara was hit by a car* :)
My name is K A R
It's better than my name oof
BEEP BEEP
Deviant:I TRUST YOU
Conner:NO!
*shoots each other
**DED** **omae wa mou**
Spinge bill XD
@@FroppyKai nani!!!!!?!!!??!?!
btw connor not conner
0:50
2:00 I love how you took time to write dank instead of hank even though its so easy to miss, this is such a good ytp.
“Jesus Christ...”
“No,
_its me, Connor!”_
Why did I not get this joke the first 15 times?
NonewEm nice likes lol
I'm more concerned about the fact that you watched this over 15 times
Lol who hasn't
Efe Furkan Gübe big 🧠
My favourite one in the entire ytp and the second one
Connor: **Buys drink for Hank**
Also Connor: *SPILLS HIS DRINK*
A savage move for sure!
That just feels like a huge flex.
The wonders of technology...
See Jimmy tecnology
*a true savage*
突然の日本語が時々あるからこの人の動画好き
_"Get back or I swear I'll blow your back off!"_
_- Car 2038_
"Destroy this machine a-"
*shoots*
"Fascinating."
Agreed
lol thanks for dem likes
Hiii Simops 😂
@@luki5110 bruh
I laughed so hard I dislocated my shoulder
"Jesus Christ"
"No, this is Conner."
No this is Patrick.
if only he used that meme
No, this is ur mom ur grounded son.
I can't breath! I am laughing so hard right now!
Bruh not conner.. Connor!!!
“Um, Patrick.. that’s the name of the restaurant” lol
1:42- there are layers of pain behind that smile
*Buys Hank Another Drink*
*Immediately Spills It*
“Wonders Of Technology”
*IF IT FALLS* (looks back dramatically) *IT FALLS*
he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync
Amanda: TRUSTED
"Connor, I'm so sad to see you."
Amanda: BETRAYED
Ngl fr she’s a bitch nothing makes her happy
I'm like her child,She wants me to be a perfect machine,but I like dogs,North and hank. I Also hate people like Gavin or Perkins. So I consider myself to be Human.
Даже спустя пять лет, великий-охрененный-межгалактический-коннорский вселенского масштаба респект автору русских субтитров.
I'm not armed
* pulls out out a gun
YOU'RE LYING
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree
tH3 fL1pP1nG sP1nN1nG d48 0F 2O1B 😂😂
I laughed so hard at that part
ScienceExp lol same
100th like
500th like
"You're a meme Connor."
Just a meme.
Am i a living being...
or just a meme ?..
@@blizzardfox7155 you’re a meme made by mematic
*silent windows shutdown*
Underrated comment
28 stub wounds!
Daniel: “are you armed?!”
Connor: *pulls out gun* “no”
YOU PEACE OF SUS
Ugly God um okay what does that mean
@@lillie9622 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!! HUH
Ugly God okay no
Ugly God you’re fucking cringeworthy as shit
Here I am, 4 years later, and the Detroit comunity still have some of the best content in the gaming community
destroy this machine and i'll-
[shoots android]
FASCINATING
I actually had to laugh so hard on this one
oh sorry i didnt see this comment i made a comment similar i can delete it if you want?
gg bro
You know Connors a savage!
"-Why did you shot?
-I could. That's all"
*_its 2019, why is this still my sense of humour_*
Because you have an amazing sense of humor like me.
#YTPforever
“Mood,” as the millennials say.
I'm still laughing at reverses I guess I'm always young
ikr
same lmfao
You gotta love when Connor switches from English to German to Russian while saying 28 STAB wounds
Twenty *acht* _ударов ножом_
ты действовал наверняка, si?
Ich speche ein bisschen deutsch.
4:05 is where it's at.
me, as a russian, it is a very nicely ( AND SO FUNNY, IT IS A REAL MEME AMONG US)
its been 6 years and this video still has me in tears, congratulations
you lied to me
Thats impossible Daniel
I Trust you
Best part
cut him some slack he had a *software malfunction*
Amanda: *trusted* ..."am so sad to see you..." *betrayed*
Me:wtf... 😂
*The emotional shock sent by life*
Do you want a fancy old man beating
I wanna see a falling fall cuz it's... well... I wanna see a TaT.
Edit: I heard TaTs and Taxes are good in Detroit in this good winter season in 2038!
*Likes own comment* yay now I have 28 likes. You know what that means... 😃
Connor: Hi
Amanda: Bretrayed.
"What's my dogs name..."
"I L I K E D O G S."
"That settles it! Shoot him, lieutenant!"
What's wrong about that? I like dogs!
🤣🤣🤣
“My son, what’s his name?”
@Noah Leopold “D O N ‘ T Y O U T A L K A B O U T M Y S O N”
This is literally the most funniest ytp video ever nice work
"Are you armed?!"
**whips out gun** "I DON'T HAVE A GUN"
*you're lying!*
@@quicksilvergaming7768 *I'm telling you the true Daniel*
*I know you have a gun*
*You have to trust me Daniel*
*I wanna car*
"What's my sons name?"
"Conner."
That hit home :'(
DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!!
@@JadeSpade46 What?
@csakemmaa *I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!!!!*
"You lied to me"
"That's impossible Daniel"
"I trust you"
" *no* "
@Lev games channel тут соглы
@Lev games channel возможно)) я этого не отрицаю
Crunchy McCrunchBoi it’s on 666 *SATAN*
don't ruin It
Aaron 654 ?
5:47 When I try to get into my locked house.
* tries to go on database *
* gets a reCAPTCHA test *
"...oh."
I love that part!
my fave part of the game was him going on to Hanks database and the password was FUCKINGPASSWORD and connor says, Obviously
@@askdeterminataleandaus5670 lmao sameee
And that's how I protected the database from deviants
Daniel:Are you armed?
Pulls out a gun
Connor:No i don't have a gun
You’re lying!
@@Alex-uq1el I'm telling you the truth Daniel!
I *know* you have a gun!
@@Alex-uq1el You have to trust me Daniel!
I want a car!
*"TWENTY ACHT УДАРОВ НОЖОМ!!!"* - legendary masterpiece of international localizations.
@Burnt Spaghetti *"TWENTY"* - English, *"ACHT"* - eight (German), *"УДАРОВ НОЖОМ!!!"* - stab wounds/stabs (Russian)
*...humor - no sense.*
@@nods5137 ты знаешь русский?
It went from english to russian really quickly
you didn't want to leave him sans, huh
@@papa_cheese_mudri нет, блин, татарский 🌚
I love how the quality improves with each one of these
“Why did they make you look like A POODLE???”
Andorids amanga oso awdh idk idk ..........
Ahahahahahhaahahhahahaa
*barks in connor*
NooberX In English, please.
*clap*
Connor: Am i a living being...
Or just a meme?..
Hank: You're a meme, Connor.
Just a meme.
Autumn Sayers that probably the best one
He's the meme sent by Cyberlife
If it falls, it falls
me: no, you are the ource of 99% of stress meme
You're a wizard, harry
[Buys another drink]
[Pours out drink]
*F A C E P A L M*
Kayagorzan
Hank: *Flips Connor Off* Wonders of technology
2:00
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! SON
W O N D E R S O F T E C H N O L O G Y
That's what I call wasting money
0:36 “I don’t have a gun” even tho he literally pulled out a gun had me dying 😂
YOU'RE LYING!
@@foxtrot7557”That’s Impossible Danial.”
@@titanicandothershipstudies4202"I trust you... "
That's my favourite part I was in tears
I need more quality DBH ytp’s like this, I literally did not stop smiling and laughing throughout this.
Same
Yez
@Sven Too bad you´re not german, we have hours of YTP treasures like this :D
Dont know why english YTP usually are kind of shitty
@@MrPotatoforever Any examples of good german YTP?
In France we have some : ruclips.net/video/_N4XunFaSnU/видео.html
4:15 *(opens computer)*
⬛ I am not a robot
Connor: oh
task failed successfully!
Lol
l am not robot 🤖
Connor: I always accomplish my mission
Soldiers: That’s a Android!
"If it falls..."
......
"IT FALLS"
☆^☆
IMPOSIBLE
BRUH!
5:38
Simon: Welcome to Jericho
Also Simon: 👁️👄👁️
mark: gets out from jericho boat
7:20
--Destroy this machine and I ...
"Connor fired instantly"
-*F A S C I N A T I N G*
:D
De quoi tu parles ? Quand ? Qui ?
Anf i thought i was the only one lmao
Fastinatiating
WHIT CAN BEI WURS THAN HAVING TO CHUSE BTWUIN TU EVLZ
HAVin tO cHeW
YUr FUED
“And they decided to disobey together”
“No!”
*” Y E S “*
i love this part ROFL
*BANG*
Whereee
COUGH Tea 6:40
Luther just HAD to join in with Kara 😂
EDIT: Or Car in this case
"Car"
"My name is Car"
*beep beep*
My favorite part😂
Sonic 09 I wanna Kar
My name is Kar
*beep beep*
1:21
0:45
*Kara hit it*
Twenty aucht УДАРОВ НОЖОМ,my favourite part
💀💀💀
4:14 absolute comedy gold 💀
3:29 😂
8:40 this killed me xD
“You’re a meme Connor”
*”Just a meme”*
You spin me right round round baby round
Hi Frisk;)
Sans -_- Hi Sans
I mean hes not wrong. Connor is a meme
Sans -_- where is Papyrus?
7:20 ''destroy this machine and i'll-'' Shoots without *hesitating*
FASCINATING
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this one
“What can be worse than having to choose between two evils?”
@@spacedoutorca4550 *having to chew two evils?
hesitation is defeat (c) some old japanese fictional sword saint
Car: Whatever happens don’t panic, just stay calm
Alice: aight
Soldier: Hey!
Car: *Shoots cops in intense panic*
*Bruh sound effect #2*
*BRUH*
You had one job Car! XD
Hey!
A car has intense panic in Detroit city!
"meh name is car."
That "Connor.exe is not responding" joke cracked me up way harder than it should've
"are you armed
(Aggressively pulls out gun) "i don't have a gun"
"your lying "
"i'm telling you the truth Danial"
"i know you have a gun"
"you have to trust me Danial"
"i wanna car"
"is this really what you want"
"you lied to me"
"that's impossible Danial"
"i trust you"
"NO"
(both shoot)
time for my daily seizure
😂 that makes me laugh a lot
#stolen
How do you not know how to spell daniel...
danial
@@jessegibson476 I made this comment 1 year after the video was made of course someone would have made a comment like it