Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]

9:44 minutes of overused memes with a shit quality of 720p. That's all. (/ಠ⌣ಠ)/
and I'm 4 months late.
Part 2: • Detroit: Become Humid ...
Part 3: • Detroit: Become Derang...

[@theshermantanker7043]

"I don't have a gun"
*Pulls out a gun
"You're lying!"

[@larrybutz742]

“I trust you.”
*_”NO!”_*

[@harrytarded7002]

y O U l I Ed tO mE

[@larrybutz742]

*_that’s not possible_*

[@lunatm.4226]

Omae wa mou shinderu

[@kianaosi9986]

@@lunatm.4226 Nani

[@EpigeoN_]

“Car”
“My name is car”
*BEEP BEEP*

[@jhuricpaulgranada7623]

Dont believe what hank is name hank's real name is car beep beep hahahhahahah

[@Junnoishere]

My name is motorcycle
I'm the motorcycle who can talk and I'm a robot motorcycle..
Oops is time to go
🏞️
🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏙️🏍️
*Brummmm brummmm*

[@candimunguia176]

LOL

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

@@jhuricpaulgranada7623 u make absolutely no sense at all

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

Hello, I am the emotional sHoCk sent by *life.*

[@katrine8695]

Connor shooting Chloe before Kamski even finished his sentence had me in tears from laughing, that timing was great.

[@Fr0staX]

Honestly, so me during my first playthrough.
Literally anyone(including Kamski): Shoot-
Me: OKAY! *kills*

[@m3trr]

i died laughing when kamski said "fascinating" after connor interrupts and kills chloe

[@doormat4386]

Hank: "Why did you shoot?"
Connor: "I could, that's all"
Straight up me playing this game

[@caity_strophic]

FaScINaTiNg...

[@iwantabigpiece]

“Shoot her and I’ll-“
*Gunshot*
“FASCINATING”

[@yese2769]

4:16 I have no clue why this caught me off guard but the disappointment in Conor’s voice made it even better

[@annalieseboldt82]

Oh…

[@llllavemder]

poor guy

[@turboismad9376]

*O h....*

[@Izzy-be-dizzy]

Oh...

[@Joseph-xr4km]

Oh

[@Hyenaguy]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
- Anxiety

[@SweetHeartsss]

@Otto Middleton lol

[@teycona9759]

@Otto Middleton no NO PLEASE don't do that 3:56 XD

[@iraklimurjikneli2885]

That was the first funny thing I laughed in this video btw I watched this 3 months ago you unworthy demon

[@nicklord650]

MY NAME IS LANCE, IM THE EMPTIONAL SHOCK SENT BY LIFE

[@RealPhoenixFlight]

Catte Official some say I'm still laughing to this day

[@taylors5981]

*pulls out gun aggressively*
"I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"

[@retrogamer2774]

You're lying!

[@taylors5981]

@@retrogamer2774 how did you know? 😂

[@retrogamer2774]

I know you have a gun!

[@julioaditya5876]

RetroGamer you have to trust me

[@retrogamer2774]

@@julioaditya5876 i trust you

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

I love it when Connor suddenly started speaking in Japanese ( and also answering Hank’s question properly) and Hank gave that response. it just really matched lol

[@user-bn3by3rk3v]

Where?

[@user-bn3by3rk3v]

I only heard that they were talking in English and in Russian.

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

@@user-bn3by3rk3v I don’t really recognise them speaking in Russian but Connor’s Japanese line starts at 4:27
he says
アンドロイドは人間と共存できるようデザインされています

[@pocolocoSPDaR8]

* can’t *
I only do Japanese, Spanish and etc…
never really learnt any Slavic languages. soz.

[@HuskyMN2002]

8:37
“We’ll do things together” 😂 *Eyebrows, going up and down* 😂

[@FhantomOfficial]

"my name is car"
*Click, click"

[@_cybermoth]

I died-

[@kendrick1494]

Beep beep

[@paeridolia]

beep beep

[@redstonegamer468]

*beep beep*

[@momo-zz2no]

B E E P B E E P

[@stephnes2505]

“My name is captain coc, I’m the emotional shock sent by life”

[@robotdude4377]

Coc, 2038

[@thisismynamenow]

I felt that

[@Infernaladmiral]

Lmao broke my lungs

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Haha

[@brianliu713]

I think instead of shock it was chalk

[@mi4nn]

2:38 この筆の動きじゃ絶対こうなるだろってずっと思ってたからめちゃめちゃ笑ったwww

[@leonienuhn4571]

0:42
"I'm not armed"
he be just gaslighting 😂

[@martynapiszczek401]

"Destroy this machine and I'll--..."
_Connor shoots_
*F A S C I N A T I N G*

[@drunklord9471]

He's very eager to finish the investigation early

[@luckyafsdjflasioandfi6939]

haha 420th like nice

[@HumanoidCrearure]

he heard "Destroy this machine..." and couldn't wait to hear the end of the sentence.

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“Why did you shoot?”

[@Nameless69418]

Connor: KiTcHeN GuN
BANG BANG BANG

[@izansmallcat631]

"I trust u"
"No"
*The negotiator*

[@tinyde7729]

Lmao

[@epsilon3-175]

This video is me in a parallel universe ;).

[@davidbacioiu3009]

"You lied to me"
"That's impossible, Daniel"
*The negotiator*

[@gavindelgado3560]

“Are you armed?!’’
“I don’t have a gun! *pulls out gun*

[@apocalypse5228]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation I’m telling you the truth daniel!

[@ghostozou7693]

Connor: gets on computer
Computer: verify “I’m not a robot”
Connor: Oh🙂

[@redbullf1378]

4:14　「私はロボットではありません」が好きすぎるww

[@tbopetc4390]

In English, please

[@redbullf1378]

@@tbopetc4390 4:14　I like "I'm not a robot" too much (lol)
I'm Japanese, so I'm not good at English. I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

[@zzrev]

@@redbullf1378you did a great job , your english is pretty good

[@MillieDuu]

@@tbopetc4390Not everyone speaks English 😐

[@ginodivirgilio]

@@MillieDuuits a joke

[@bm4299]

Buys Hank a drink
*immediately spills it*

[@naterocker0590]

No offense did you expect a name bullying is something repeated and t- (rembers Conner being a asshole and etc)oohhhh

[@bigoof3851]

Wonders of technology

[@aoinene]

mood

[@banana6619]

*"I'll buy you one for the road."*

[@noob_master6962]

He didnt give the drink to hank he gave the drink to the floor

[@zb9840]

"you're a meme, connor."
"just a meme."

[@m0n5a80]

"You're a meme Connor..."
"I'm a wot?"
"Just a meme"

[@Ana-ur1mm]

whens that?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

*"hello darkness my old friend" playing in the backround

[@thememelord5975]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@zb9840]

yoU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, H u H ?

[@manuelkfc7916]

The Coffee scene was easily my favorite, that "Connor.exe stopped working" made me laugh so hard.

[@gomachiku_]

丁寧な日本語翻訳が付いてるの愛を感じる

[@jasonsillygoober]

daniel: “are you armed?”
connor: *pulls out gun*
connor: “no”

[@Bob-jm6ye]

SailorSleeper101 Connor: i swear im not armed

[@jasonsillygoober]

SailorSleeper101 “IM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH DANIEL”

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

Ага🤣👍

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

🇸🇮 РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕД!!!💪

[@rufousthefox9766]

Is this really what you want?

[@jaydenforest]

"If it falls..."
......
"IT FALLS"
☆^☆

[@cypher2194]

IMPOSIBLE

[@StreamyDenny]

BRUH!

[@orcii_]

4:47
How he tilts his head to the side in confusion is cute as-

[@Enist1XD]

3 years ago, I lost my shit at this.
3 years later, I appreciate the details I've missed AND lose my shit at the same time.
This should be the definition of a YTP, can't wait to rewatch this and say the same thing in 2038

[@TheRandomRager]

4:15 *(opens computer)*
⬛ I am not a robot
Connor: oh

[@krisjinstark4843]

task failed successfully!

[@TheRandomRager]

Lol

[@cristinacristina8141]

l am not robot 🤖

[@elmenmexicanomex6272]

Connor: I always accomplish my mission

[@AlvianDzhafarov]

Soldiers: That’s a Android!

[@chalkynommy9578]

"If it falls...i t f a l l s"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@sargezero]

Together we can *stop* this!

[@luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974]

People die when they are killed

[@teresakelley4057]

When you die you don’t live anymore

[@blackferrets820]

Nepuru oh god why did I think so hard about that Afrika thing fuck me

[@Babuskin_TV]

and speed chess is chess

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

1:42- there are layers of pain behind that smile

[@umutazraucar1699]

Markus: saving the androids.
Kara: saving the little girl.
Connor:savin'da fishy...

[@Jersku]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life", me every day

[@amitr24242]

Thats detroit become human for you l😂😂

[@SenorFluffy]

My anxiety waking me up every day

[@frokzcandraw3311]

I heard it like "i'm the emotional sock send by life" for the first time

[@TheEveningDeath]

OH MY GOD! I'm in tears! 😂

[@professionalspeedster411]

detroit become Jersku XD

[@allen9370]

"My name is Connor.
Im the Android sent by c-"
*Stress level raises*
"NO ! No. Please dont do that"

[@bitterjames]

*slam*
TWENTY
ACHT
УДАРОВ НОЖОМ

[@ductusfructus]

@@bitterjames XD

[@naterocker0590]

Yes I will keep saying my name is Conner and I’m the android sent by cyber life

[@allen9370]

@@naterocker0590 *stress level raises* no...no please don't.

[@LukeSkywalker01]

I got the 666th like

[@sumimasen444]

1:17
ここの流れ好き過ぎる

[@oka-7856]

日本語字幕めっちゃおもしろいwww

[@ookreek5374]

"I'm the emotional shock sent by life."
honestly same

[@reynanlamsen2007]

odd_linx *CRAWWLING IN MY SKIINN*

[@natsuki5439]

odd_linx
Too true

[@ookreek5374]

@@natsuki5439 I'm a huge fan. :D

[@thefan1629]

@@reynanlamsen2007 THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

[@Rainbowboy561]

gasp
you copied Jersku

[@LilyTreeArt]

Hank: "My son, what's his name?"
Connor: "Connor"
Hank: " DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON!"

[@nou6206]

Dank*

[@ClydeMystik301]

It's official. Connor is Hank's adopted son 😂

[@strakoferno8406]

Perfect

[@coffee9315]

Fallout refrence. LAST LINE thanks.

[@3l3ctr0mania3]

666th like

[@lumine2895]

4:14 absolute comedy gold 💀

[@teawr3cks]

"You're just a meme, Connor."

[@RayTheRat06]

"Jesus Christ"
"No, it's me Connor"
-Connor and Hank 2038

[@random_orange]

@marina sev no captain coc the emotional shock sent by life

[@bonami1]

You mean 2038 :)

[@random_orange]

@@bonami1 oh yea i missed that

[@redbaronace19]

its 2021 and this is still funny

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"I'm the android sent by Cyberlife"

[@spacephantm7738]

“My name is ｃａｒ”
Me: beautiful name

[@a-4eskyhawk]

Early Kara hit a car.

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

@@a-4eskyhawk Early Kara was hit by a car* :)

[@datguymiller]

My name is K A R

[@ivanshustriy]

It's better than my name oof

[@softdevilcp9651]

BEEP BEEP

[@kjoseph4425]

毎日見てるのに
3:19 I'm Batman...NiCe CoAt
で毎回声出して笑ってる
日本語訳の方もセンス抜群で素敵

[@desare1916]

The subtitles make it funnier :D

[@gabesimmers9665]

“Do you have a gun?”
*Whips out gun*
“NO”

[@epsilon3-175]

„ It's only the effect of your software being compromised. It's not really there,right Emma?"

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona O

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona He will die so no. Let him push me off. I'll be back next morning.

[@epsilon3-175]

@Shamimtaz Kalpona I can't die,you know?

[@l_2.065]

*🔲 I'm not a robot*
"...o h "

[@CrazedLunaa]

O
H

[@orbitprodutions]

That’s one of the best jokes Iv ever seen in a YTP holy crap 😂

[@allenyeh5883]

4:16

[@Optical_Dogey]

Not to be rude but i made this first but got less attention ;-;

[@l_2.065]

@@Optical_Dogey Ah, sorry about that. I couldn't see any similar comments to this one when I posted it >~<
RUclips's comment system is kinda messy tbh.

[@loboradioativo4497]

5:38
Simon: Welcome to Jericho
Also Simon: 👁️👄👁️

[@jessealvarado7796]

mark: gets out from jericho boat

[@reynardvanderwalt2390]

I come back to this video at least once a year. It truly is a joy to watch

[@SnowChickenFlake]

-I'm connor, an android sent by c...
-No, please don't do that
*personally my favourite*

[@allenyeh5883]

3:57

[@mochaaura-discontinued4145]

28 колотых ран
You didn’t leave him a sans HUH?!

[@allenyeh5883]

Conner Nights of nights 4:10

[@oofmynugs5923]

Sorry u mean *am the

[@lokpopdrop9057]

My name is connor,I'm the android sent by cyberli. No please dont do that. *self destructs*

[@sivaamanu]

Deviant:I TRUST YOU
Conner:NO!
*shoots each other

[@FroppyKai]

**DED** **omae wa mou**

[@sivaamanu]

Spinge bill XD

[@anakinskywalker5034]

@@FroppyKai nani!!!!!?!!!??!?!

[@mykephillips5839]

btw connor not conner

[@allenyeh5883]

0:50

[@KJ23177]

it's surprising how the incredible effort put in to the multi language subtitles is going unnoticed!

[@irinaprotek]

5:47 When I try to get into my locked house.

[@Atajew]

-Destroy this machine, And I'l...
-*Shoots*
-FaScInAtInG

[@matthewsankey817]

Bwahahaha! He cut him off lol.

[@steelshoelace1970]

Fascinating...

[@RorytheRomulan]

A machine doesn't need to know what it's reward will be if it obeys.

[@cooldevildjva1246]

What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?
To chew two evils?

[@steelshoelace1970]

@@cooldevildjva1246 n o m

[@talon_xi165]

"If it falls..."
*_"It falls."_*
hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@Traviiii]

If I shoot it, it gets shot

[@wiselychosethisname9166]

If I die I die

[@Ya_Pal_Pebbles]

Sounds like Flex Tape

[@strakoferno8406]

Ahhh yes

[@malachiatkinson7245]

Speed Chess _is_ Chess.

[@AmarMcCable-zn4vl]

The dramatic reveal of the canvas and it being blank save for two lines will never not be hysterically funny to me 😂 so many jokes in here pack the same sort of punch in the best way; so many laugh out loud moments.
These have gotta be some of my favorite videos on the internet years later. Glad I revisited them :)

[@yeetsupYT]

I love how the quality improves with each one of these

[@powandwow750]

"Destroy this machine a-"
*shoots*
"Fascinating."

[@MindofUnknown]

Agreed

[@powandwow750]

lol thanks for dem likes

[@luki5110]

Hiii Simops 😂

[@powandwow750]

@@luki5110 bruh

[@ilikedogs8906]

I laughed so hard I dislocated my shoulder

[@sonic0919]

"Car"
"My name is Car"
*beep beep*
My favorite part😂

[@jellyAn6930]

Sonic 09 I wanna Kar
My name is Kar
*beep beep*

[@dr.brightsamulet.3157]

1:21
0:45

[@wyattzero]

*Kara hit it*

[@qeezshow6792]

Twenty aucht УДАРОВ НОЖОМ,my favourite part

[@Serenity_420]

💀💀💀

[@user-oz1of2dd8v]

最初の１分で腹筋崩壊したわ

[@ratt_4359]

its been 6 years and this video still has me in tears, congratulations

[@loomman5296]

Hank: Why did you shoot?
Connor: I could. That's all.
Androids are psychopaths confirmed!

[@TheEveningDeath]

loomman529 HAHAAAH!!!

[@loomman5296]

@Человек Какой-тоYes, I did..?

[@facepalm7606]

"Nice girl. Nice place. Nice place- girl. Nice girl-place"
*It's not a girl*
"Nice place"
*I T S N O T A G I R L*

[@Hamza-Monir]

“It’s a girl that looks like an android”

[@entropy7888]

*It’s a trap*

[@vibe3063]

Entropy *slowly backs out*

[@sherbert_herbert]

7:03

[@jophylewjophy]

“It’s not a girl”
“I T S N O T A G I R L”
“It’s a girl”

[@Lia-bj2tq]

Thank you for these amazing closed captions. Instead of ones that don't match the words, we get ones with faces.

[@mahjabinfiza9982]

i wish i could like this video thousand times!!! i never laughed THIS MUCH watching a video! my lungs are hurting now XXDDD YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING GREAT EDITOR!!

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Amanda: I have surprise for you Connor,you will be deactivated
Connor: Thank you!

[@toxicdudecz9500]

You are a Czech?

[@potatoesgoodfood80]

Yes i am

[@amitr24242]

Amanda:"We will do things together...(creepy face)"

[@cypher2194]

@@amitr24242 but i hate MILFs

[@StreamyDenny]

@@potatoesgoodfood80Amanda: you're welcome >;)

[@rockinrobin05]

"Im the emotional shock sent by life"
Same Connor...

[@allenyeh5883]

0:22

[@danastyone3179]

I think you mean... *c0cK*

[@lidaaletap2646]

0:19 to 0:25

[@harperlovespandas1473]

That's a major league mood

[@SweetCherryBlossoms]

Agreed

[@iroha24225]

笑いました😂
面白い動画をありがとうございます！！

[@hecker8524]

"are you armed?"
(pulls out gun)"no, i dont have a gun."

[@franciszeksarna9691]

"If it falls, it falls"

[@franciszeksarna9691]

Did you expect a name? Exactly

[@powandwow750]

fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cypher2194]

YOU WHAT!?

[@franciszeksarna9691]

That was reply to this guy whose got a nick "did you expect a name" that guy who made video

[@zeyroxx5351]

I'm the 1000th like

[@hazel5744]

“You’ll be deactivated”
“Thank you, Amanda”
*Depression has entered the chat*

[@espressocookie8965]

"I have a surprise! You are going to die!"
"YES!"

[@danieltheguard5199]

-Happiness- has Left the chat

[@Naty-ef6ed]

Eu li *Amada* ;-;

[@M4L1W4N]

F in the chat

[@alexprajzu5766]

@@espressocookie8965 me in a nutshell

[@iCamera15]

quality content. solid memes. amazing game. literally nothing can be better.

[@saladgreens912]

Oh my lord bless your soul not even a minute in and I'm laughing crying over Connor pulling out a gun and claiming to not be armed.
And you even went through the effort of making RUclips comments bless your soul.

[@bennetgroesser6094]

6:27 "jesus christ"
"no,it's me connor"

[@suchamoodright4902]

Bennet Groesser 😂

[@avery5769]

*connor

[@gamerman6386]

It's Jason born

[@miacutiea5079]

Im probably the only person who will get this: ??
" jesus Christ!! "
" no im Castiel "

[@dominikneuhaus5881]

@@miacutiea5079 You are

[@ohno3139]

"ARE U ARMED"
*PULLS OUT GUN*
"Im not arm"
"YOUR LIEING"

[@allenyeh5883]

0:35

[@DeliciousOrphanToes69]

No u

[@allenyeh5883]

...

[@mihaithecool]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fernandoceli5318]

@@mihaithecool *no u*

[@Hulemap]

This is truly masterpiece

[@titanicandothershipstudies4202]

0:36 “I don’t have a gun” even tho he literally pulled out a gun had me dying 😂

[@foxtrot7557]

YOU'RE LYING!

[@titanicandothershipstudies4202]

@@foxtrot7557”That’s Impossible Danial.”

[@smileorgobyebye6330]

​@@titanicandothershipstudies4202"I trust you... "

[@bigchicken4135]

"You lied to me"
"That's impossible Daniel"
"I trust you"
" *no* "

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

@Lev games channel тут соглы

[@jastrgembiecpubgm]

@Lev games channel возможно)) я этого не отрицаю

[@tyriannaross392]

Crunchy McCrunchBoi it’s on 666 *SATAN*

[@Aaron64589]

don't ruin It

[@tyriannaross392]

Aaron 654 ?

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

Here I am, 4 years later, and the Detroit comunity still have some of the best content in the gaming community

[@BeastRedAsh]

I'm fucking dyiiing from these edits XDDD Good job!

[@lillie9622]

Daniel: “are you armed?!”
Connor: *pulls out gun* “no”

[@Kratos77227]

YOU PEACE OF SUS

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God um okay what does that mean

[@Kratos77227]

@@lillie9622 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!! HUH

[@lillie9622]

Ugly God okay no

[@pablothecreator7251]

Ugly God you’re fucking cringeworthy as shit

[@madelaineangelique6292]

*whips out gun*
“i don’t have a gun”

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@couldbeme5561]

I’m telling you the truth, Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@couldbeme5561]

You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@_firstbloodzero_7567]

What kills it for me is when Connor deliberately pulls out a gun for Daniel to visibly see, and Daniel goes “I know you have a gun!”

[@MindofUnknown]

I can't believe this game is 4 years old

[@twoshotted]

*pulls out gun* “I DONT HAVE A GUN”

[@filiphellberg3335]

Youre lying!

[@filiphellberg3335]

@BlueXD I know you have a Gun!

[@ralseithespy7482]

@BlueXD Ok.. i trust you.

[@CenoriaWoah]

Puts gun away YOU LIED TO ME

[@idkwhattocallmyself657]

Wyan anna wanna car

[@lebah8555]

“ *I'm the emotional shock sent by life* ”
damn, I felt that

[@fastest159]

*Deppression in a nutshell*

[@novaneskin]

same

[@water_is_wet]

e

[@kyokotsu5083]

Lol

[@Ryl-yx7yn]

Mood

[@toyo8460]

This is actually hilarious.

[@get_a_workout_program_for_free]

"i turst you"
"NO"
0:50

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"What's my dogs name..."
"I L I K E D O G S."

[@ValhallaChaos]

"That settles it! Shoot him, lieutenant!"

[@epsilon3-175]

What's wrong about that? I like dogs!

[@_.maru._.wr700._6]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spacedoutorca4550]

“My son, what’s his name?”

[@spacedoutorca4550]

@Noah Leopold “D O N ‘ T Y O U T A L K A B O U T M Y S O N”

[@kirikakirikakirika]

*IF IT FALLS* (looks back dramatically) *IT FALLS*

[@kakahass8845]

he just ruined that line for me now i can't stop hearing "if it falls *IT FALLS* " like when was watching the video i was even trying to say the line in sync

[@foranzo1582]

I keep coming back to this, this is still hilarious!!

[@wsfifa2393]

Legend has it that Connor is still saying his serial number

[@yuripein]

"-Why did you shoot?
-I could. That's all."
He's definitely a meme.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Just a meme

[@albertolazo-mons6018]

@@nicholaslokos7949 proceed with Connor's death sound AKA the windows closing sound.

[@nicholaslokos7949]

@@albertolazo-mons6018 for some reason my brain keeps looping the Yoda death sound instead of the Windows shutdown noise

[@sublot]

You’re just a meme, Connor.

[@Muhd_SYAHMI]

“Am i a living being? Or just a meme😔?”
“You’re a meme, Connor. Just a meme. 😐”

[@towwong2822]

"Are you armed?!"
**whips out gun** "I DON'T HAVE A GUN"

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*you're lying!*

[@aecorn5763]

@@quicksilvergaming7768 *I'm telling you the true Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I know you have a gun*

[@aecorn5763]

*You have to trust me Daniel*

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

*I wanna car*

[@GiantParfait]

4:39 this Mario slap sequence is amazing 😂

[@_nikiTV]

突然の日本語が時々あるからこの人の動画好き

[@Sohrab_6130]

Daniel:Are you armed?
Pulls out a gun
Connor:No i don't have a gun

[@Alex-uq1el]

You’re lying!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el I'm telling you the truth Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I *know* you have a gun!

[@thefan1629]

@@Alex-uq1el You have to trust me Daniel!

[@Alex-uq1el]

I want a car!

[@carolusrex1072]

7:19 Kamski: destroy this machine and i'll te-
Connor: *shooting Chloe*
Kamski: FASCINATING

[@richardinis]

Lmao, didn't even let him finish

[@Mari-nw7gz]

Why did you shoot Connor?
-I could, That's all!

[@blooberryjamyt5688]

Watching this with captions was the best decision I've ever made

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

That "Connor.exe is not responding" joke cracked me up way harder than it should've

[@isacatlvr]

Connor: **Buys drink for Hank**
Also Connor: *SPILLS HIS DRINK*

[@animatorze1140]

A savage move for sure!

[@ReverieSamedi]

That just feels like a huge flex.

[@derpytuber2096]

The wonders of technology...

[@davidemaffeis7745]

See Jimmy tecnology

[@uhhhkay.9836]

*a true savage*

[@frostbrandednoble98]

I actually lost it when it showed the taxi again and Connor was still saying his model number XD

[@Muhnoomuhnoo]

349376123343530313•••

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

as did i, my friends got it, but didn't laugh as hard and i gave them the disappointment look

[@emschauer8111]

im sick and this video killed me (in the best way possible). im laughing and coughing so hard this is fantastic

[@zainengineer3873]

Best video of the year

[@kayagorzan]

[Buys another drink]
[Pours out drink]
*F A C E P A L M*

[@cckiller0053]

Kayagorzan
Hank: *Flips Connor Off* Wonders of technology

[@allenyeh5883]

2:00

[@morrigan7038]

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! SON

[@meltdown3080]

W O N D E R S O F T E C H N O L O G Y

[@cezarnechita2565]

That's what I call wasting money