Detroit: Become Humid [YTP]

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
  • 28 28 28
    Wanted to keep the promise I never made and upload this video
    before Article 13 kills this channel and it's too late.
    I apologize for the earrape.
    This sentence deviated.
    I got a whole PS4 for this, great.
    GG, well played.
    Part 1:
    • Detroit: Become Defect...
    Part 3: • Detroit: Become Derang...

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @quillgoblin
    @quillgoblin 4 года назад +6947

    “It all started with the knife. The android stabbed the victim without a weapon. The android murdered the victim 28 times.”
    -Connor, 2038

    • @limepostor3425
      @limepostor3425 4 года назад +358

      Alright its makes sense

    • @p_mishev
      @p_mishev 4 года назад +204

      Hank: Alright, that makes sense. 😂

    • @coconoot_
      @coconoot_ 4 года назад +90

      “Alright that makes sense”

    • @mightypurplelicious1625
      @mightypurplelicious1625 4 года назад +52

      Alrighty that makes sense

    • @banquo4223
      @banquo4223 4 года назад +34

      Alright, that makes sense

  • @emmielemons7899
    @emmielemons7899 5 лет назад +4943

    “You shouldn’t do this, Connor.”
    *connor constantly rubs the gun*
    “kEeP oUt Of ThIs LiEuTeNaNt”

  • @destructiveraider
    @destructiveraider 5 лет назад +15430

    "The android stabbed the victim without a weapon."

    • @Erbolir
      @Erbolir 5 лет назад +1574

      'He murdered him ..... 28 times'

    • @P.Harmony
      @P.Harmony 5 лет назад +767

      @@Erbolir Alright, that makes sense.

    • @u.m.rcentral868
      @u.m.rcentral868 5 лет назад +241

      @@P.Harmony sounds about right XD

    • @Alex-ir2rv
      @Alex-ir2rv 5 лет назад +649

      "The weapon stabbed the Android without the victim"

    • @u.m.rcentral868
      @u.m.rcentral868 5 лет назад +65

      @@Alex-ir2rv 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flickersense
    @flickersense 4 года назад +2508

    Imagine this:
    Markus: "We demand rights"
    Simon: "They are coming!"
    Markus: "What? The rights?"
    Simon: "No, the cops!"

    • @gemmagrosvenor4721
      @gemmagrosvenor4721 3 года назад +89

      Is this fandom still somewhat alive wait what

    • @yuluvii
      @yuluvii 3 года назад +51

      @@gemmagrosvenor4721
      Yes. Very much. Not on Yt a lot but in other places

    • @angiewinchester3384
      @angiewinchester3384 3 года назад +9

      This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Isolation_yt
      @Isolation_yt 3 года назад +6

      @@gemmagrosvenor4721 yes, always

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii 3 года назад +4

      @@gemmagrosvenor4721 Always has been.

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 5 лет назад +1489

    2:59 you need an IQ of at least 200 understand the Deep philosophical intellect of what Connor's just said

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 5 лет назад +193

      no you need exactly 28 IQ to understand.

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 5 лет назад +6

      Android got a medkit from Sven Co-op(this thing revives player, if his body still exists)?

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 5 лет назад +8

      Jaeden Edwards and TheGreenTaco999 more like 280

    • @MohamedTarek-if7pq
      @MohamedTarek-if7pq 5 лет назад +24

      how did he MURDER him 28 times???

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 5 лет назад +32

      @@MohamedTarek-if7pq revived and then murder again

  • @dragonlover492
    @dragonlover492 5 лет назад +2581

    5:04
    Simon: “Markus your face.”
    Markus: **Derpifies**

  • @Jil1807
    @Jil1807 5 лет назад +3886

    Simon: Markus, your face
    M: 👁👄👁

    • @the0valleyX
      @the0valleyX 5 лет назад +23

      Me: 👁️👅👁️
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @r4cc00n2
      @r4cc00n2 5 лет назад +36

      That made me laugh so damn hard

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 5 лет назад +20

      👁👃👁
      👄

    • @galaxys9581
      @galaxys9581 5 лет назад +16

      👁. 👁
      👄

    • @double_chomps
      @double_chomps 5 лет назад +4

      Who's M

  • @RDani223
    @RDani223 4 года назад +955

    0:42
    Subtitles: " *words* "
    Guy who made the subtitles:
    No need to thank me

  • @danealioo
    @danealioo 4 года назад +3055

    Connor: “stay back or I’ll shoooooo-oooo-ooo-oo-oo”
    Marcus: “what are you doing?”
    Connor: “o-o-o-o-o..... pEw”
    That part had me dying😂😂

  • @centemo
    @centemo 5 лет назад +639

    North : be careful about whay you're gonna say Marcus
    Marcus : ......... wE deMaNd RiGHt

  • @sodaesq.6366
    @sodaesq.6366 4 года назад +2209

    2:46
    "Oh yeah? Shoot."
    "I don't have a gun!"
    lmao

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 4 года назад +67

      *LYING 100*

    • @random_orange
      @random_orange 4 года назад +9

      i got that the second time whatching then forgot further on

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 4 года назад +13

      @@random_orange bruh. That was actually a decent joke in a certain conversation. Made me laugh

    • @buddy4711
      @buddy4711 4 года назад +5

      The android stabbed the victim with a knife and murder the victim without a weapon

    • @random_orange
      @random_orange 4 года назад +1

      @@lasajnae9626 can you explain how that involves me

  • @imsosirius3151
    @imsosirius3151 4 года назад +697

    1:45 "Keep out of this lieutenant. It's none of your business."
    Hank: *HMMMMMMMM*

    • @ThatCyberpunkGuy
      @ThatCyberpunkGuy 4 года назад +19

      All you hear after: EEE, EEE, EEE, EEE

    • @kigatomi33
      @kigatomi33 3 года назад +50

      Oh, very nasty Connor

    • @epsilon3-175
      @epsilon3-175 3 года назад +17

      My rifle is a good boi.

    • @epsilon3-175
      @epsilon3-175 3 года назад +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Which one?

    • @epsilon3-175
      @epsilon3-175 3 года назад +1

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Of the sniper?

  • @sp-grox822
    @sp-grox822 5 лет назад +468

    *28 out of 28 editing skills!*

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 5 лет назад +1

      The editting could be better

  • @jacobpetrasyoutube
    @jacobpetrasyoutube 5 лет назад +1207

    2:59 “The Android murdered the victim 28 times.”
    “Alright, makes sense.”

    • @uranicstring748
      @uranicstring748 5 лет назад +13

      Excuse me, what the fuck

    • @antikys
      @antikys 5 лет назад

      the victim murdered the android 28 times

    • @ace1diots
      @ace1diots 5 лет назад +6

      iNdroid - iOS & Android Gaming 2:13
      Room 28
      28 Stab wounds
      Coincidence? I think NOT!

    • @aguafria9003
      @aguafria9003 5 лет назад +1

      He constructed revived him and then killed him over and over again

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад

      He was dead! But you killed him, again, and again, and again!

  • @zackattack5803
    @zackattack5803 4 года назад +994

    3:44 lmaoooo when that answer completely ruined his relationship with hank 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @seikuo36
      @seikuo36 4 года назад +143

      New status: Disowned

    •  4 года назад +14

      Heyyy Why make fun of such an enormous game?
      This game impresses people and takes the fight!
      Sorry. I don't like it ... Please don't be ridiculed!

    • @felipegabrielmarcondes1321
      @felipegabrielmarcondes1321 4 года назад +1

      o que significa "lmao''?

    • @gentle_noeil
      @gentle_noeil 4 года назад +8

      @@felipegabrielmarcondes1321 lmao stands for "laughing my ass off"

    • @RelliousNeth
      @RelliousNeth 4 года назад +6

      @@felipegabrielmarcondes1321 basicamente morrendo de rir

  • @beeninja2539
    @beeninja2539 5 лет назад +1348

    “Yeah probably in room *28!* ”
    Wait a minute...

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +2131

    4:27
    _"I love this place. Everything is so calm and peaceful."_
    *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"*
    I just about died at this point☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @shogunz32
    @shogunz32 5 лет назад +693

    "The Android murdered the victim.... 28 times"
    Wait what?

    • @BuckBewENOfficial
      @BuckBewENOfficial 5 лет назад +6

      Maybe he has 28 life

    • @germaincasse
      @germaincasse 5 лет назад +11

      Alright, that makes sense

    • @theantknight6132
      @theantknight6132 5 лет назад +10

      "The android stabbed the victim... without a weapon"

    • @caseyvint
      @caseyvint 5 лет назад

      He is 3 cats and 1 man

    • @wish6810
      @wish6810 5 лет назад +1

      “It all started with the knife”

  • @therealwuffo
    @therealwuffo 2 года назад +188

    3:34 so nobody's gonna talk about how perfectly timed that follow alert was?

    • @ArfiniGa
      @ArfiniGa Год назад +10

      Noooooo now i noticed it

    • @Pxl_Point
      @Pxl_Point 4 месяца назад +2

      I looked up the stream. There was a different alert so its eddited. Sorry to Burst your bubble ....One Year Later

  • @sleepywalker87
    @sleepywalker87 5 лет назад +424

    3:34, just the look on Emelie’s face was priceless. Even she realizes he shouldn’t be allowed to say “28” anymore.

    • @ColoringAHouse
      @ColoringAHouse 5 лет назад +20

      Look at the video in the top of the right

    • @vnationx7694
      @vnationx7694 5 лет назад +23

      You see it shows her LED going yellow and red

    • @honk4311
      @honk4311 5 лет назад +8

      @@ColoringAHouse Sync.

    • @Mono-so1cl
      @Mono-so1cl Год назад +16

      slam
      TWENTY EIGHT FOLLOWERS.
      YOU DIDNT WANT US TO BECOME UNPOPULAR, H U H?

  • @creationfied
    @creationfied 5 лет назад +888

    Connor saves fish
    Soft ware instability +
    Wait
    Conor deviated because of the fish :0

  • @TheRandomRager
    @TheRandomRager 5 лет назад +802

    2:59 the android murdered the victim, 28 times
    Alright that makes sense
    *no it doesnt*

    • @dowom1452
      @dowom1452 5 лет назад +11

      *laugh track*

    • @bramborakk647
      @bramborakk647 4 года назад +1

      How can he died 28 times?

    • @Hibisco_Angelita
      @Hibisco_Angelita 4 года назад +2

      @@underscorched r/im14andthisiswoooosh

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 года назад +1

      @@Hibisco_Angelita it's the woooosh-pocalypse

    • @dynov3946
      @dynov3946 4 года назад +1

      @Samuel Skala I salute you

  • @andrewdominicmayuga8966
    @andrewdominicmayuga8966 4 года назад +229

    1:38 I will never forget this horror🤣🤣🤣

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 5 лет назад +729

    The android murdered the Victim 2 8 T I M E S...
    Alright, that makes sense

  • @palletlover8519
    @palletlover8519 5 лет назад +453

    "We demand rights."
    "They're coming!"

  • @hpds3133
    @hpds3133 5 лет назад +192

    hit or miss..
    *YOU DONT WANNA TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?*

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 5 лет назад +12

      *28 MISS WOUNDS*

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 5 лет назад +8

      You got an android? I bet he doesnt deviate ya

  • @patrikvarga598
    @patrikvarga598 4 года назад +527

    4:48 i can't stop laughing

    • @water_is_wet
      @water_is_wet 4 года назад +7

      Its on 69 likes so i wont like

    • @patrikvarga598
      @patrikvarga598 4 года назад +4

      @@water_is_wet 2 things to say:
      1. really? I didnt knew about the likes
      2. Ok, youre not forced to like

    • @marc5880
      @marc5880 Год назад

      ​@@patrikvarga598looks to toxic to man who laugh from words "my ass"

    • @dbh.cybers4life
      @dbh.cybers4life 6 месяцев назад +1

      he finally knows where to stick his instructions :D

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 13 дней назад +1

      ''My ash'' Connor, 2038

  • @champropaganda
    @champropaganda 5 лет назад +979

    1:03 Kara's Theme (doodoo cover) You're welcome

  • @jamalwilliams3601
    @jamalwilliams3601 5 лет назад +771

    Connor: “stay back or I’ll shoooooooooooooo”
    Markus: “what are you doing” 😂😂

    • @iloveanimations9088
      @iloveanimations9088 5 лет назад +1

      Shoot

    • @iloveanimations9088
      @iloveanimations9088 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @omarkiller2222
      @omarkiller2222 5 лет назад +5

      Jamal, you are the most wonderful person I have ever met, I also think you keep to your namesake. Don't let either of your parents tell you otherwise. We *love* you, your sister loves you. Say no to toxic people. Stay happy dear

    • @jamalwilliams3601
      @jamalwilliams3601 5 лет назад +3

      Le Random PC Gamer awww thanks buddy😊😊😊

    • @shydreameress264
      @shydreameress264 5 лет назад

      I'm lagging.

  • @agent_277
    @agent_277 5 лет назад +297

    3:30
    Connor - My computer
    Hank - Me

  • @ShootingCatYT
    @ShootingCatYT 3 года назад +77

    Hank: "My humblest apologies. I promise i'll shoot you again"
    Connor: "Thank you, lieutenant"
    Don't be like connor

  • @giraffitti168
    @giraffitti168 5 лет назад +502

    Connor: “The android murdered the victim... 28 times...”
    Hank: “Alright, that makes sense...”
    lol

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 5 лет назад

      "He stabbed the victim with a weapon."

    • @moldysourlemons
      @moldysourlemons 5 лет назад +2

      @@CenoriaWoah He stabbed him withOUT a weapon

    • @laboot7447
      @laboot7447 5 лет назад +1

      2:59

    • @theholycow3257
      @theholycow3257 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know why the way Conner sounds so serious kill me XP

  • @R.E.D_
    @R.E.D_ 5 лет назад +2425

    *Connor:* "The android stabbed the victim without a weapon."
    *Also Connor:* "The android murdered the victim........... 28 times."
    Edit: timestamp because yes 2:54

  • @penrosetri-jay-ngle8234
    @penrosetri-jay-ngle8234 5 лет назад +253

    "Your words will shape the future of our people" "We demand rights"

    • @cursedchannel133
      @cursedchannel133 5 лет назад +15

      *THEY'RE COMING!*

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 5 лет назад +6

      PsychedelicMemer Damn, too bad Markus didn't have enough time to request anything.

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 5 лет назад +3

      I thought markus would use the time to say the n word

  • @kentonchalep__
    @kentonchalep__ 4 года назад +46

    “Call Dick Anderson”
    - Connor 2038

  • @kiamaria331
    @kiamaria331 5 лет назад +346

    3:45 For some reason the arrow dropping that low on the screen has me in phcking tears. What if that was actually possible in game? 😂😂😂

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 лет назад +19

      Relationship level drops, the stress level goes up to 100%

    • @_NazzleDazzle
      @_NazzleDazzle 5 лет назад +9

      That made me laugh the most 😂😂😂

  • @jennysanimations4181
    @jennysanimations4181 4 года назад +1232

    "Stay back , or i'll shshshshshshshshshs-"
    "What are you doing?"
    "ohohohohohohohohohohoohoh"
    "What?"
    _pEw_
    lost it

  • @VidDuality
    @VidDuality 5 лет назад +625

    4:50 It's like *memes* ... too old. *It's time for it to end.* 😂😂😂

    • @hpds3133
      @hpds3133 5 лет назад +54

      *markus leaves the bed uncomfortably*

    • @totallynotafurry8545
      @totallynotafurry8545 5 лет назад +4

      VidDuality
      😂😂👌👌👌
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHahahaha- *breaks up in tears*
      I MISS THIS

    • @lostnotyetfound6013
      @lostnotyetfound6013 5 лет назад +2

      @@totallynotafurry8545 yikes

    • @MadisonChesney
      @MadisonChesney 5 лет назад +2

      Sum Meme.
      _
      \\_ (#-#)
      \\ |
      |
      /\
      The best dab I can do XD

    • @MadisonChesney
      @MadisonChesney 5 лет назад +2

      @@didyouexpectaname2586 it felt painful making it XD

  • @Neofoxxx
    @Neofoxxx 4 года назад +88

    2:49
    Shoot,
    I don't have a gun

  • @lizc.7436
    @lizc.7436 5 лет назад +277

    “Wait, we really need your help.”
    **doorbell**
    **Alice’s face derps**
    **closes door**

    • @the-real-franz-kafka
      @the-real-franz-kafka 4 года назад

      And I'm nb hello fellow gaybies

    • @pussyyyy
      @pussyyyy 4 года назад

      @Amethyst Girl doesnt make anysense

    • @pussyyyy
      @pussyyyy 4 года назад

      @Amethyst Girl i love u

    • @TheMinekBolt
      @TheMinekBolt 4 года назад

      @Amethyst Girl How does one reply to I love you with thanks

    • @TheMinekBolt
      @TheMinekBolt 4 года назад

      @Amethyst Girl I mean, that's what I'd say

  • @YankeeNoBrim
    @YankeeNoBrim 5 лет назад +243

    3:45 caught me completely off guard with how Hanks red bar went so far down, just because Connor told him his name 😂
    I also lost it again right after with the spy's head from tf2 in the fridge. Love it! Made me laugh my ass off

    • @Emmanuel-xm9sd
      @Emmanuel-xm9sd 5 лет назад +6

      I think it would be more funny if Hanks shoots connor lmao

    • @mrfag3413
      @mrfag3413 5 лет назад

      That is snipez

  • @merymcsusa
    @merymcsusa 5 лет назад +137

    "The android murdered the victim... _28 times_ "
    *"...Alright, makes sense"*

  • @hchdhsbcbsbzjxns
    @hchdhsbcbsbzjxns 4 года назад +455

    1:04 yo this actually sounds so cool wtf
    Edit: can you make a full version of this please? Sounds too cool

  • @redlineriot8948
    @redlineriot8948 5 лет назад +183

    The fish face thumbnail plague continues to spread...
    Still made me laugh with these edits. Noice work.

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 5 лет назад

      Lord Kurama 9k I like the fish face

  • @socks2412
    @socks2412 5 лет назад +211

    blue blood: *exists*
    connor: *_ITS FREE REAL ESTATE_*

  • @leopoldpferdmann6980
    @leopoldpferdmann6980 5 лет назад +170

    2:59
    His face when he says that is amazing
    "He murdered the victim.... 28 times"

  • @nekoyin8040
    @nekoyin8040 4 года назад +33

    Wait so 3:02
    Victim= yasuo (died *2 8 t i m e s* )
    and android= orianna
    *its all coming together now.*

  • @hudsondzc
    @hudsondzc 5 лет назад +224

    3:34 On the top right he literally syncs it perfectly

  • @legendzoidberg
    @legendzoidberg 5 лет назад +288

    4:43
    2019-Normal gun shot
    2039-*pew*

  • @howemowlee8854
    @howemowlee8854 5 лет назад +477

    4:48 *finally he knows where to stick it👌 omg yes😂😂*

    • @spaghelion940
      @spaghelion940 5 лет назад +15

      Guess the engineers had time to implement that

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah 5 лет назад

      HoweMowlee I just watched that as I saw this comment 😂

    • @Wally_Darling1960
      @Wally_Darling1960 5 лет назад +2

      My ass

    • @shishi109
      @shishi109 5 лет назад +1

      @@Wally_Darling1960 Hank is so proud ,Connor.

  • @nikane_
    @nikane_ 4 года назад +75

    "Kill me"
    "Later"
    ah yes. I smell tf2.

  • @akuji5138
    @akuji5138 5 лет назад +372

    “Yo can we get some takeaway food?”
    “No there’s food at home”
    The food at home: 3:49

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад +9

      I hope somebody understand that reference, it got me real good.

    • @S1LENT-_-PHANT0M
      @S1LENT-_-PHANT0M 4 года назад +12

      @@dumbleking5172 yeah.. team fortress 2 "Meet the Medic"...

    • @joaorodrigues1477
      @joaorodrigues1477 4 года назад +7

      @@dumbleking5172 same, tf2 meet the medic

    • @karoszu1844
      @karoszu1844 4 года назад +1

      Wait why spy is supposed to be food?

  • @enchanted4468
    @enchanted4468 5 лет назад +169

    The android stabbed the victim. *Without a weapon*
    Me: *Brain has stopped working*

  • @suricatapreto298
    @suricatapreto298 5 лет назад +397

    3:57
    "My humblest aplogies i promise i will shoot you again"
    "Thank you Liutenant"

    • @misssandy1993
      @misssandy1993 4 года назад +11

      Gavin: Hey Connor talking to you asshole hey asshole I’m talking to you androids. Have a tendency of um.. set on fire these days double wink 😉 Connor: help me my head on fire

  • @chicken595
    @chicken595 4 года назад +31

    "The android murdered the victim 28 times."
    "...that makes sense."

    • @irene_kou
      @irene_kou 3 года назад

      This literally has 28 likes.

  • @danim8344
    @danim8344 5 лет назад +109

    2:59
    *Conor:The android murdered the victim 28 times*
    *Hank:Makes sense*

    • @coffee9315
      @coffee9315 4 года назад +1

      without a weapon. ?

  • @Marvelous02
    @Marvelous02 5 лет назад +310

    You know? RUclips has this feature now, that if you put a mouse on the video and dont click, you get a litle short video of what is in it. and i got 1:38

    • @rice._.3637
      @rice._.3637 4 года назад

      You Know That Is Only Works On Computer You Dang It.

    • @Nelvod
      @Nelvod 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Chris83275
    @Chris83275 5 лет назад +162

    4:45 Hank: You know where you can stick you instructions? Haha
    Connor: My ass
    Hank: Haha

    • @marc5880
      @marc5880 Год назад

      That wasn't "haha", it's "hehe"

  • @MynameisBooboo
    @MynameisBooboo 4 года назад +28

    5:20 он так мило пытается сказать эту фразу 😂❤️

  • @xlewgzaiuy.174
    @xlewgzaiuy.174 4 года назад +808

    "28 ударов ножом"
    Уже в кино

    • @kamray4127
      @kamray4127 4 года назад +22

      с 5 марта интерактивное кино на рен тв (час рен тв посмотришь жить надоест)

    • @teleboobie
      @teleboobie 4 года назад +52

      Самое интересное что автор не русский :,D

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 года назад +10

      wAt

    • @tealover9858
      @tealover9858 4 года назад +4

      хехехех 69 луцков

    • @glebglebiusgames_3350
      @glebglebiusgames_3350 4 года назад +8

      28 удров нотхом

  • @creationfied
    @creationfied 5 лет назад +380

    Human: breathes
    Androids: -

    • @simoncx100
      @simoncx100 5 лет назад +15

      Human: :-
      Android: no

    • @CoolCatCorbin
      @CoolCatCorbin 5 лет назад +3

      I like how i put in the 100th like, like a like that likes likes...

    • @Wally_Darling1960
      @Wally_Darling1960 5 лет назад +1

      Oh no you can't do that

  • @dominictoretto6234
    @dominictoretto6234 5 лет назад +227

    Kara: sings japoniese
    Markus: everything will be alright
    Connor: 28 StAb WoUnDs

  • @benjamintran5562
    @benjamintran5562 3 года назад +21

    3:13 lmao the turns you on gun in the background

  • @ConnorRK_800
    @ConnorRK_800 4 года назад +295

    "We demand rights"
    "They're coming!"
    WW1 in a nutshell

    • @Higihihihihi
      @Higihihihihi 4 года назад +5

      Hey connor, I missed the very beginning of the video, I went to get ketchup, how many stabs wounds now?

    • @ConnorRK_800
      @ConnorRK_800 4 года назад +5

      @@Higihihihihi 2471

    • @amyfonex52
      @amyfonex52 4 года назад +1

      I know you have a gun!

    • @Higihihihihi
      @Higihihihihi 4 года назад +1

      @@amyfonex52 that's impossible,

    • @amyfonex52
      @amyfonex52 4 года назад

      Sans the skeleton 201X YT I KNOW YOUR LYING

  • @eohunderorion4228
    @eohunderorion4228 5 лет назад +259

    3:33 We are just about to over to 28 followers
    Me: CONNOR, JUST SAY IT, JUST SAY YOU WANT TO SAY 28 STAB WOUNDS. I KNOW YOU WANT TO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 5 лет назад +4

      ...it was probably 28.000, you know...

    • @defectivekuma8336
      @defectivekuma8336 5 лет назад +6

      Look a the gif in the right top it shows the 28 stab wounds part xD

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 лет назад +2

      *SLAM* JUST SAY "28 STAB WOUNDS", IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?

    • @michaelafoulk979
      @michaelafoulk979 5 лет назад

      H

    • @kobatohanato876
      @kobatohanato876 5 лет назад

      bruh he said that at the exact time the gif appeared omg perfect timing

  • @vadimgrachev1650
    @vadimgrachev1650 4 года назад +613

    "We demand rights"
    "They are coming!"
    Best scene, truly a Russia experience, 28 ударов ножом/10

    • @formerly_human
      @formerly_human 4 года назад +10

      ТЫ ДЕЙСТВОВАЛ НАВЕРНЯКА

    • @spektor6704
      @spektor6704 4 года назад +8

      @@formerly_human ДА? ЭТО БЫЛА НЕНАВИСТЬ?

    • @ketsaroseito1693
      @ketsaroseito1693 4 года назад +9

      ГНЕВ? ОН БЫЛ В КРОВИ, УМОЛЯЛ О ПОЩАДЕ, НО ТЫ СНОВА И СНОВА НАНОСИЛ ЕМУ УДАРЫ !

    • @spektor6704
      @spektor6704 4 года назад +9

      @@ketsaroseito1693 Я ЗНАЮ, ТЫ УБИЙЦА!ПОЧЕМУ ТЫ НЕ ПРИЗНАЕШЬ ЭТО? ПРОИЗНИСИ:Я ЕГО УБИЛ! ЭТО ЧТО, ТАК СЛОЖНО?!

    • @Retrogamer-cr3hz
      @Retrogamer-cr3hz 4 года назад

      Į

  • @ryanm4166
    @ryanm4166 4 года назад +25

    4:11
    Connor has discovered a new emotion
    D e p r e s s i o n
    DAMN IT HANK WHY DID U SHOW HIM BILLIE EILISH’S SONGS!?

  • @As-vv5nh
    @As-vv5nh 5 лет назад +665

    Twenty Acht Ударов Ножом

    • @OEpistimon
      @OEpistimon 5 лет назад +41

      Not enough languages in this comment, 6/10

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 5 лет назад +55

      Twenty-Huit Udarov mit Messer

    • @As-vv5nh
      @As-vv5nh 5 лет назад +4

      @@OEpistimon Well yup but that's exactly what was said in the previous "Detroit Become Defective" part

    • @isaiahfajardo4331
      @isaiahfajardo4331 5 лет назад +2

      I want to like this comment but i want it to stay at 69

    • @leasagna2202
      @leasagna2202 5 лет назад +20

      ACHTUNDZWANZIG STICHWUNDEN

  • @yeet-owo7371
    @yeet-owo7371 5 лет назад +49

    "I love this place, everything is so calm and peaceful"
    Screaming guy at the background
    *"so calm and peaceful"*

    • @Ashreon
      @Ashreon 5 лет назад +1

      28 LIKE :O

  • @victoriaabraham9423
    @victoriaabraham9423 5 лет назад +391

    I just realized that Connor's eyes in the tumbnail are reflecting "28"
    Edit: I need more like, please I want 28 likes 😅
    Edit: Now I have too many likes: "A comment, liked 306 times... Why are they obsessed with this sign ?"

  • @HUMADUCK
    @HUMADUCK 4 года назад +7

    “The android stabbed the victim without a weapon”
    Connor 2018

  • @syntatic5930
    @syntatic5930 4 года назад +332

    1:45 Oh dear lord.

  • @darkavrora6680
    @darkavrora6680 5 лет назад +129

    Your video made my day
    1:38-1:43 I DIED
    Also, I love your editing skills :D
    *Please make more of these*

    • @romich335
      @romich335 5 лет назад +2

      I need 10 hours version

  • @realswobby
    @realswobby 5 лет назад +106

    Connor: "Lieutanant. I think I figured out, what happened!"
    Hank: "Oh yeah?... Shoot!"
    Connor: *shows a gun "I don't have a gun!"

  • @Vexis_plays_games
    @Vexis_plays_games 4 года назад +24

    0:23 is the response to all wattpad DBH fans writers

  • @callumdickinson7275
    @callumdickinson7275 5 лет назад +48

    He has got excellent editing skills. One of the best I'd say.

    • @WildRage_
      @WildRage_ 4 года назад

      Look up at Juston Bibero. He has god-tier editing.

  • @xcensial
    @xcensial 5 лет назад +71

    *"Beep, beep, beep, beep.."Detective Anderson..." beep, beep, beep, whatever"*

  • @dudestop1198
    @dudestop1198 5 лет назад +98

    3:48
    Ahh, my favorite TF2 meme. The Fridge Spy never gets old.

  • @Nikartan
    @Nikartan 6 месяцев назад +5

    *_"28 УДАРОВ НОЖОМ! ТЫ ДЕЙСТВОВАЛ НАВЕРНЯКА, ДА?"_*

  • @willardh.yeahright8801
    @willardh.yeahright8801 5 лет назад +74

    5:19 is me when my group chooses me to talk longly and surely on a debate.

  • @rexthehusky_
    @rexthehusky_ 5 лет назад +262

    This was in my recommend and I’ve never been so confused in my life.
    Also 5:04 made me choke

    • @thefan1629
      @thefan1629 5 лет назад +7

      "We demand rights".
      *They're* *coming* !

    • @zapthebird8141
      @zapthebird8141 5 лет назад +6

      In my opinion at 3:17 Hank going beep over and over again was the best part 🤣

  • @mynameizjeff.
    @mynameizjeff. 5 лет назад +161

    3:34 we are just about to cross over 28 followers.
    Me:28 sTaB w0uNdS

    • @Pilzi02
      @Pilzi02 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks captain obvious

  • @Jk-gs7cb
    @Jk-gs7cb 3 года назад +24

    50:30 МИНУТ! ТЫ ДЕЙСТВОВАЛ НАВЕРНЯКА, ДА?! У МЕНЯ БОЛЕЛО ЛИЦО И ЖИВОТ, НО ТЫ ПРОДОЛЖАЛ И ПРОДОЛЖАЛ СМЕШИТЬ МЕНЯ!! ТЫ СПЕЦИАЛЬНО ДА? ПРИЗНАЙСЯ! ЭТО ТАК СЛОЖНО? ПРОСТО СКАЖИ, Я КРУТ! ПРИЗНАЙСЯ!

  • @drag0nzru186
    @drag0nzru186 5 лет назад +82

    Hank- "But what are you really..?"
    Connor- "Im the android sent by Cyb-"
    HANK EXTREMELY DISLIKES THAT

  • @sario63
    @sario63 4 года назад +99

    2:41 Damn I love those edits XD

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 5 лет назад +41

    The lip syncing at 3:45 is REALLY well done!

  • @akehaku
    @akehaku 4 года назад +14

    0:12
    Eu não estava esperando a voz do dublador brasileiro do Connor falando "28 facadas!" no começo do vídeo, no meio das falas do dublador original e do dublador russo. Achei ótimo kkkkk

  • @Birbmun
    @Birbmun 5 лет назад +187

    1:03 *Alice: Become Orchestra*

    • @Literallyuto
      @Literallyuto 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 5 лет назад

      Did you even know that Orchestra?

    • @NiliMoto
      @NiliMoto 5 лет назад

      Please tell me thats a real song. I wanna listen to it

    • @Birbmun
      @Birbmun 5 лет назад +1

      @@NiliMoto Basically it's just Kara's Theme Song, but they/he/she put Alice's voice in it instead of the instruments

    • @bigiron1311
      @bigiron1311 5 лет назад

      Lol yeah

  • @No-xp8bm
    @No-xp8bm 5 лет назад +150

    *room 28*
    Conners mind: *28 STAB WOUNDS*

  • @fancyfauna
    @fancyfauna 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe this was 2 years ago already.

  • @closethetab
    @closethetab 4 года назад +92

    4:45 is literally how we would talk to androids in real life just for fun

  • @Zlurm
    @Zlurm 5 лет назад +188

    Detroit: Become Moist
    Detroit: Become Wet
    Detroit: Became Broke

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 5 лет назад +19

      Detroit: Become Depressed

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 5 лет назад +2

      Daddy moist?

    • @proelitjump1355
      @proelitjump1355 5 лет назад +3

      Detroit become : woke

    • @ashittygamer
      @ashittygamer 5 лет назад +3

      Detroit: Become Emotion

    • @Xervolmao
      @Xervolmao 5 лет назад +5

      Detroit become S U C C U L E N T

  • @GamesTube80
    @GamesTube80 4 года назад +117

    1:36 Thank you, now I won't play this part innocent anymore

    • @youtube1.0alpha70
      @youtube1.0alpha70 4 года назад +9

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @manicscrunkly
      @manicscrunkly 4 года назад +5

      i will never trust a timecode again

    • @dreadkingrathalos9213
      @dreadkingrathalos9213 4 года назад +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @aidyong8496
    @aidyong8496 7 месяцев назад +3

    I think that the Russian version of 28 УДАРОВНОЖОМ (28 STAB WOUNDS) has already become legendary. Let's just admit it already.

  • @firstnamelastname8903
    @firstnamelastname8903 5 лет назад +61

    3:37 me when my friend say something stupid
    Her light thing also timed it very well lolz

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 5 лет назад +158

    1:37 you better hire a good lawyer because you just murdered me

  • @sillylover9470
    @sillylover9470 5 лет назад +55

    connor: stay back or i’ll...
    markus: what?
    everyone there: what?
    connor: ...28 stab wounds

  • @imsosirius3151
    @imsosirius3151 4 года назад +6

    "The android stabbed the victim without a weapon. The android murdered the victim 28 times.”
    Hank- Alright, that makes sense
    *10000000 IQ*

  • @emanon2774
    @emanon2774 5 лет назад +182

    3:41 I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OMG

  • @shekinahshy.9500
    @shekinahshy.9500 5 лет назад +50

    2:44
    So this is pretty much where their story ends.