Detroit: Become Deranged [YTP]

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @sammayo473
    @sammayo473 3 года назад +4540

    2:02 "stabbed, 2471 times"
    Why does it sound like he actually said that without edit

    • @blindbasilisk8457
      @blindbasilisk8457 3 года назад +113

      IKR?

    • @hl4352
      @hl4352 3 года назад +56

      Anyone know the name of the song in the beginning
      Bro some one liked this please help

    • @hl4352
      @hl4352 3 года назад +16

      @@blindbasilisk8457 do you know

    • @blindbasilisk8457
      @blindbasilisk8457 3 года назад +7

      @@hl4352 Nah sorry, I don’t know.

    • @hl4352
      @hl4352 3 года назад +7

      @AJS THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @p_mishev
    @p_mishev 4 года назад +2938

    "Elijah Kamski has fallen into the river in Detroit city"
    "Start the new Android sent by Cyberlife and go for the rescue"

    • @Potatomasher72
      @Potatomasher72 4 года назад +7

      @Filip Mishev This is so underrated!

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 4 года назад +39

      *HEY*

    • @wiselychosenname2867
      @wiselychosenname2867 4 года назад +47

      @@TheAustronaut03 *Build the attack helicopter and fly into the sun*

    • @Ficli
      @Ficli 4 года назад +2

      I really wanna like this comment but it has 69 likes on it so take this comment as a like 👍👍👍

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 4 года назад +21

      @@wiselychosenname2867 *The new RK900 from detroit city*

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +8840

    Markus: *paints Carl saying "Oh my God..."*
    Carl: "Oh my God..."

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 3 года назад +268

      Markus: *does anything*
      Carl: "Oh my God..."

    • @camillasantaana9694
      @camillasantaana9694 3 года назад +48

      @@orangelake2268 Any comment that has to do with Carl saying "Oh my God..." makes me laugh! 😂

    • @orangelake2268
      @orangelake2268 3 года назад +14

      @@camillasantaana9694 agreed, Carl is just 😌👌

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад +11

      Portals be like

    • @HamsterGOOD1
      @HamsterGOOD1 2 года назад +6

      Я что один русский уоторый посмотрел это выидео или они все на англиском пишут .

  • @ladyofodd
    @ladyofodd Год назад +401

    "You lied to me, Conk."
    "You were going to kill that child-"
    "You lied to me."
    "You gave me no choice-"
    "You lied to me-"
    "SHUT UP"

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +1

      You lied to me 🎉C0Ck 🎉 got me ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:34

    • @Shibbie_In_U
      @Shibbie_In_U 11 месяцев назад

      I don’t think i need subtitles but thanks

    • @RobertoBeto64
      @RobertoBeto64 3 месяца назад +2

      "One day You'll pay, WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

    • @RaiseRiggy286
      @RaiseRiggy286 3 месяца назад +1

      "You lied to me, Conk." is the best line ever.

  • @elmenmexicanomex6272
    @elmenmexicanomex6272 4 года назад +8204

    "You lied to me"
    "You were going to k-"
    "You lied to me"
    'I had no cho-"
    "You lied to me"
    "Shut up"
    Wow that hit hard

  • @ConnorRK_800
    @ConnorRK_800 4 года назад +10260

    Detroit: Become Reuploaded

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 4 года назад +99

      hOlY sHiT

    • @Bebo-b4c
      @Bebo-b4c 4 года назад +178

      connor marry me

    • @ConnorRK-bz2kh
      @ConnorRK-bz2kh 4 года назад +69

      Ты просто чертовски ненормальный

    • @metalgearexcelsus
      @metalgearexcelsus 4 года назад +78

      @@ConnorRK-bz2kh in english, please

    • @megabirbz4987
      @megabirbz4987 4 года назад +43

      @@metalgearexcelsus conner RK900 is a russian bootleg

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 года назад +12287

    The amount of effort put into each of these is incredible.

    • @anonymousgoat87
      @anonymousgoat87 3 года назад +101

      Don’t know why, but I felt the need to reply to this comment

    • @cobyroberts9678
      @cobyroberts9678 3 года назад +51

      I was thinking the exact same

    • @Prietzelo
      @Prietzelo 3 года назад +30

      Seriously tho.

    • @hiklyy
      @hiklyy 3 года назад +18

      the capions dont have the previuos backgrund i feel like thats hard

    • @noamreuveni2570
      @noamreuveni2570 3 года назад +4

      @@anonymousgoat87 Nobody asked what you felt mate

  • @LucasVoid
    @LucasVoid 2 года назад +1084

    Jokes aside, i think that if Carl hadn't told Markus to paint something that doesn't exist (which wasn't on his program), he never would become a deviant

    • @milfsloverr
      @milfsloverr Год назад +170

      i think he would have either way. Carl told markus multiple times that he should think of his own and not just do what he is programmed for. I think that carls character in general and his empathy towards him made markus a deviant.

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 Год назад +39

      Carl the real villain of the story.

    • @BigFilth
      @BigFilth Год назад +56

      ​@@liurabaum8746 nah he the hero, paraplegically ending slavery

    • @flamingspinach
      @flamingspinach Год назад +23

      Markus became a deviant because Kamski programmed him that way, lol. He was a prototype model. It makes the whole story pretty cynical because Markus's android revolution wasn't possible just through his personal strength of will or character or anything, it was only made possible because he was a prototype and had magic brainwashing powers

    • @LucasVoid
      @LucasVoid Год назад +6

      @@flamingspinach damn, forgot it was kamski who did that lol

  • @m.adibdanial8425
    @m.adibdanial8425 4 года назад +10801

    Markus was so powerful, he teleported into gta

    • @blessingm4047
      @blessingm4047 3 года назад +245

      As for North she teleported into GTA and a man🤣

    • @mermaidmelusin7204
      @mermaidmelusin7204 3 года назад +17

      @@blessingm4047 😂😂😂😂

    • @towerbunga
      @towerbunga 3 года назад +63

      “Simeon actually cost me a run recently”

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 3 года назад +16

      I was hoping marcus would draw a swastika

    • @grapefruitjuice9473
      @grapefruitjuice9473 3 года назад +17

      @@towerbunga top ten OHKO fails

  • @pm138
    @pm138 3 года назад +9637

    Markus : **blinks**
    North :🔻
    Markus : “I BLINKED, North.”
    North : 🔻🔻
    Markus : “NORTH-”
    North : 🔻🔻🔻🔻

    • @IqbsonnI
      @IqbsonnI 3 года назад +1087

      Or
      Markus: Killed
      North: 🔼
      Markus: kills policeman
      North: 🔼
      Markus: Starts war and lose
      North: I love you markus

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 года назад +719

      @@IqbsonnI
      Markus: commits murder
      North: oh shit! Well 🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼
      Markus: saves someone
      North: you weren’t supposed to do that! 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻

    • @l1amshere
      @l1amshere 3 года назад +121

      @@IqbsonnI what if you kill north tho?

    • @achannel9598
      @achannel9598 3 года назад +261

      @@l1amshere north: ^^^^^^^^^

    • @PROBOTEAM
      @PROBOTEAM 3 года назад +179

      Wait, but Markus can’t close his eyes, it’s not in his program... (1:24)

  • @emilystephenson7418
    @emilystephenson7418 3 года назад +635

    "I'M ONLY A MEME, LIEUTENANT. NOTHING MORE. JUST A MEME" PLSSSSS I CANT-

  • @buckethatboy8719
    @buckethatboy8719 Год назад +135

    Bro?? The Pokemon section around 7:00?? Holy shit that looks good!!

  • @dr_goofenshmirtz5931
    @dr_goofenshmirtz5931 3 года назад +4030

    Ironically, the funniest part of this was the Marcus speech where he doesn’t say anything, since it’s barely even edited. It’s just a part of the game.

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 3 года назад +316

      I feel like there should be a mod which changes it to max out reputation for staying silent instead, tbh a silent sad boi makes me feel better about the android resistance than one that's demanding things.

    • @dr_goofenshmirtz5931
      @dr_goofenshmirtz5931 3 года назад +64

      @@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf Yup

    • @cloudycitrus2984
      @cloudycitrus2984 2 года назад +21

      @@dr_goofenshmirtz5931 really? i haven't been able to find any videos on it.

    • @artemis.w.
      @artemis.w. 2 года назад +63

      that shit kept making me laugh, and he wasn't doing shit

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 2 года назад +7

      @@cloudycitrus2984 same i did not know about this.

  • @isaaca.garcia8958
    @isaaca.garcia8958 4 года назад +1891

    1:15 Carl: That is something that doesn't exist.
    Markus: *Sad boi noises*

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 4 года назад +26

      I even not ship it

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 4 года назад +8

      @@aeonsgf turn on the subtitles

    • @ConnorRK-bz2kh
      @ConnorRK-bz2kh 4 года назад +6

      *draws himself*

    • @akodaah13-e32
      @akodaah13-e32 4 года назад +63

      I WANT THAT SHIP ON THE GAME!!!!

    • @Makarov61
      @Makarov61 4 года назад +21

      Sad bromance noises

  • @Unfixable
    @Unfixable 4 года назад +543

    6:07 The binary translates to "I like dogs", a quote from Connor when talking about Hank's dog.

    • @ericawebster8702
      @ericawebster8702 4 года назад +15

      thank god i'm not the only one who spent time translating that

    • @Azteraw
      @Azteraw 4 года назад +6

      *No longer waiting for someone to translate the binary meme*

    • @giornobrabox5016
      @giornobrabox5016 4 года назад +2

      Fuck... You're God?

    • @toastcz8823
      @toastcz8823 4 года назад +1

      It translates to: 
      or 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 30 30 31 30 31 31 30 31 30 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 31 30 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 30 30 31 30 30 30 31 31 30 31 31 31 30 31 31 30 30 31 31 31 30 31 31 31 30 30 31 31

    • @TheBlindingWhelk
      @TheBlindingWhelk 4 года назад +1

      gg.

  • @lilli3337
    @lilli3337 Год назад +566

    1:41 Simon peeking is so subtle, its great 😂

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +31

      And the investigation in the background with uncle Connor got me ded 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @tnturnip
    @tnturnip 4 года назад +1498

    This is incredibly high quality. I salute you, good sir.

    • @azametturan9843
      @azametturan9843 4 года назад +8

      You lied me cock

    • @Xibalba_FGC
      @Xibalba_FGC 3 года назад +1

      Anybody know the name of the song at the beginning lmao

    • @dogteam1767
      @dogteam1767 3 года назад +3

      @@Xibalba_FGC night of nights, if you turn in captions its a whole different funny thing

    • @patrik5636
      @patrik5636 3 года назад

      I salute you all for watching this

    • @literallyjustchickensandwich
      @literallyjustchickensandwich 3 года назад

      @@hatsunemikufan2598 Don’t do this randomly and without any context. It’s weird.

  • @banana6619
    @banana6619 4 года назад +1516

    binary at bottom right at 6:07 translates to: "I like dogs"
    *epic*

    • @php1036
      @php1036 4 года назад +36

      heroes

    • @kiddiestrangler
      @kiddiestrangler 4 года назад +99

      You had the effort to translate the binary code, jeez what a legend

    • @bookworm_of_heaven
      @bookworm_of_heaven 4 года назад +51

      From the bottom of my heart,
      *thank you.*

    • @banana6619
      @banana6619 4 года назад +24

      @@bookworm_of_heaven welcome you are

    • @Killer-um8rh
      @Killer-um8rh 4 года назад +15

      you are oficially the 5th person ive ever met that also understands the binary code

  • @DaLazyRat
    @DaLazyRat 3 года назад +699

    Legend has it Markus is still choosing what to say to this day.

    • @Bithe_Get
      @Bithe_Get 3 года назад +31

      In the end he decided and becomed a comunist

  • @NickCorrupted
    @NickCorrupted Год назад +356

    0:21 3 years later, still waiting for a full version off of this.

  • @jordzking6330
    @jordzking6330 3 года назад +2125

    3:26 "You Okay?"
    "Yeah why wouldn't I be?"
    **Proceeds To Break Knees**

    • @randomcustoden7880
      @randomcustoden7880 3 года назад +18

      Funny

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +53

      "bruh"

    • @zmenaczzz3165
      @zmenaczzz3165 3 года назад +18

      What happened there man it was so random 😭

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 2 года назад +4

      @@zmenaczzz3165 i to like to know what happened there did she slip or something

  • @chako2872
    @chako2872 4 года назад +1907

    As i said before
    TODD BECOME CHINESE

  • @maybe6731
    @maybe6731 3 года назад +1704

    4:55 hank:shouldn't do this connor
    connor: I AM THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE

    • @HenryNotStick
      @HenryNotStick 3 года назад +160

      "Its not a man.... Its a ma'am."

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 3 года назад +19

      >:(

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +31

      AND I ALWAYS ACCOMPLISH MY MISSION

    • @maybe6731
      @maybe6731 3 года назад +3

      @@ipsharoy7398 lmao

    • @taijon999
      @taijon999 3 года назад

      You gonna kill a man who wants to be free

  • @tomruisseaux7795
    @tomruisseaux7795 Год назад +57

    Damn this is very high quality for a ytp. The relationship, the moving pictures (like the illuminati on Connor). It looks like this was directly taken from the game

  • @benjaminbjornsson
    @benjaminbjornsson 4 года назад +3841

    1:14
    Carl : "That is something that doesn't exist."
    Me : "I know" **Ugly sob intensifies**

  • @Wobbles_09
    @Wobbles_09 3 года назад +425

    "That is something that doesn't exist"
    *sad Markus*
    1:15

  • @쪙니-e8f
    @쪙니-e8f 4 года назад +2792

    5:00 " It's not a man. It's ma'am" LMAOOOO

    • @maryukenwaves
      @maryukenwaves 3 года назад +47

      LOL

    • @greenisthedevilscolor784
      @greenisthedevilscolor784 3 года назад +147

      The fact they have similar voices makes it all the better

    • @blessingm4047
      @blessingm4047 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sasha-sj4xe
      @Sasha-sj4xe 3 года назад +60

      @@greenisthedevilscolor784 I'm pretty sure it was Connor's voice actor that said that

    • @greenisthedevilscolor784
      @greenisthedevilscolor784 3 года назад +22

      @@Sasha-sj4xe nope, wasn't him ruclips.net/video/Lb6OpRfyLFo/видео.html

  • @Kire667
    @Kire667 Год назад +77

    2:28 the EXACT same glitch happened to me. Other than that I've seen mostly perfection for every scene. Except escaping Jericho when Luther got stuck standing in the way so I ran off without him while he said "follow me".

  • @espada6002
    @espada6002 3 года назад +2762

    Hank: You're gonna kill a man who wants to be free
    Connor: It's not a man, IT'S MA'AM

    • @ZZZZZZZay
      @ZZZZZZZay 3 года назад +7

      Yhyh go and copy another person who sed dat

    • @HarryJamesPotter7
      @HarryJamesPotter7 3 года назад +57

      @@ZZZZZZZay That was literally in the video

    • @ZZZZZZZay
      @ZZZZZZZay 3 года назад +1

      @@HarryJamesPotter7 and??

    • @ZZZZZZZay
      @ZZZZZZZay 3 года назад +3

      @@HarryJamesPotter7 I can say it for the likes at least it smt

    • @shenhe1750
      @shenhe1750 3 года назад +37

      @@ZZZZZZZay... What?

  • @Jacobson26
    @Jacobson26 4 года назад +425

    Plot twist: We were watching Connor watching Connores memes whole time

  • @LittleGoblinBoi
    @LittleGoblinBoi 4 года назад +275

    2:11 - 2:16 WHY DOES IT FLOW SO WELL???
    MY GOD I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER

    • @crypto789
      @crypto789 4 года назад +7

      I love that part

    • @leggy6428
      @leggy6428 4 года назад +28

      *_"You cook the house."_*

  • @thetotallyrealsusie
    @thetotallyrealsusie 5 месяцев назад +19

    1. Every time this video reappears on my FYP, I click it and watch it all the way through, because it’s just that good.
    2. Holy shit, can we appreciate the dedication the video creator made creating all the captions??

  • @justinleong2589
    @justinleong2589 4 года назад +775

    2:35 So Todd play Detroit: become human. He sure let both Kara and Alice die.

  • @bignono2439
    @bignono2439 4 года назад +252

    You've outdone everyone this time, even yourself.

  • @rubyyates4778
    @rubyyates4778 4 года назад +913

    2:21
    "Alice!"
    *"A S S"*

  • @The_Fastest_Gravedigger
    @The_Fastest_Gravedigger 2 года назад +150

    4:17 Markus was too CALM😂

  • @btslove_hope2888
    @btslove_hope2888 4 года назад +425

    10:07
    {· We are FrEeEëêÉè-! ·}
    By: Markus🤖

    • @sargezero
      @sargezero 4 года назад +9

      bless you

    • @sargezero
      @sargezero 4 года назад +4

      @@Shmark I think he just put "REEEE" once markus said "free"

    • @Asasmon
      @Asasmon 4 года назад +5

      You also in this snezee hear free?

    • @Antonio-fj5gs
      @Antonio-fj5gs 2 года назад +1

      10:06
      Markus: WE ARE
      some guy: *Russian Sneeze*
      Madam President Elizabeth: bless u
      Markus: *FREEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      The formation of a communist Android utopia where all androids are free and fair.

  • @prideprice
    @prideprice 3 года назад +302

    1:15 “That is something that doesn’t exist.”
    *HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES*

    • @kookieeec
      @kookieeec 3 года назад +15

      I'M DONEE 💀💀

  • @arandompersonlol1202
    @arandompersonlol1202 4 года назад +752

    8:27 did anyone notice the middle finger? I've never had such a good laugh in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hxpe178
      @hxpe178 4 года назад +19

      a random person lol I noticed it just now it and it scared me-

    • @pandagirl42087
      @pandagirl42087 4 года назад +32

      Maybe I think too much but I honestly thought that's kinda sad. Just means some android got fed up with some human's shit, gave them the finger, and got killed for it. :(

    • @npne1253
      @npne1253 4 года назад +20

      Another refrence is the sign on the left of 8:18, the EAT sign that was used on previous episodes.

    • @arandompersonlol1202
      @arandompersonlol1202 4 года назад

      @Fusion Craft one of them

    • @kibervoron
      @kibervoron 4 года назад

      Your avatar makes me laugh
      And scares me._.

  • @Orioooon64
    @Orioooon64 11 месяцев назад +27

    That pokemon section was so good lmao
    I was not expecting that😭

  • @aykay8917
    @aykay8917 4 года назад +816

    Fun fact: the binary at 6:07 says “I like dogs”

    • @athenam4410
      @athenam4410 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for clarifying

    • @fionameehan133
      @fionameehan133 4 года назад +22

      How did you read that

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C 4 года назад +28

      @@fionameehan133 With his/her eyes.

    • @absoluteunit2424
      @absoluteunit2424 4 года назад +11

      Chloe Chew r/technicallythetruth

    • @aykay8917
      @aykay8917 4 года назад

      Fiona Meehan Binary Converter.

  • @Nawrbody
    @Nawrbody 4 года назад +542

    2:52 was legit smooth lmao

    • @manicscrunkly
      @manicscrunkly 4 года назад +23

      don't even noticed it wasn't the same game

    • @kingofthedong3908
      @kingofthedong3908 4 года назад +9

      im dead af right here and it is 4am ffs HAHAHAHAHA

    • @soroceandario23
      @soroceandario23 4 года назад +20

      FRANKLIN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOIN'?

    • @pivomees
      @pivomees 4 года назад +6

      dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!

    • @dustineagan3881
      @dustineagan3881 4 года назад +4

      I FKIN LOVE THAT SCENE 😂

  • @ocefloww
    @ocefloww 3 года назад +514

    3:35 *Breaks down door*
    "Get the f*ck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!"
    *Puts bars back on door*

    • @therealnoob9954
      @therealnoob9954 3 года назад +8

      bruh ITS so funny!

    • @ZZZZZZZay
      @ZZZZZZZay 3 года назад +1

      It's the wrong time but it's hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @patik5883
      @patik5883 3 года назад +8

      he went: understandable, have a good day

    • @stopsign2594
      @stopsign2594 3 года назад +2

      Don’t ruin hes game

    • @イーサン-k6s
      @イーサン-k6s 3 года назад +3

      3:47..

  • @l3g0b0y6
    @l3g0b0y6 2 года назад +78

    The double fake out was just perfect he got us not once, but twice.
    A true legend right there.

  • @putrwy
    @putrwy 4 года назад +2075

    9:45 "Kara, I'm cold" i can't stop laugh 😂😂

    • @erwinrommel6987
      @erwinrommel6987 3 года назад +74

      This reminds me "Leon, help!" 😂

    • @PLSSIcant
      @PLSSIcant 3 года назад +24

      I was laughing but the scene still broke my heart XD

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 3 года назад +20

      she’s designed to be annoying

    • @PLSSIcant
      @PLSSIcant 3 года назад +43

      @@rlm2933 I mean, she’s designed to be a child, and they’re pretty annoying. But she still has a place in my heart

    • @nicss_
      @nicss_ 2 года назад +6

      @@erwinrommel6987 Samee vibes HAHAHAHAHAA

  • @i_cri_evertim
    @i_cri_evertim 4 года назад +955

    5:01 "It's not a man... It's MA'AM!" lmao That caught me off guard, now my stomach hurts.

    • @imdog1554
      @imdog1554 4 года назад +12

      (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 🅸 🆂🅼🅴🅸🅸 🅰︎ 🅶🅾︎🅾︎🅳 🅲🅾︎🅼🅼🅴🆃

    • @candie6018
      @candie6018 4 года назад +33

      The way he said "MA'AM!" Is just the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @lucaspearson2388
      @lucaspearson2388 4 года назад +2

      Is that from last of us?

    • @belka8618
      @belka8618 4 года назад +6

      @@lucaspearson2388 no
      It was from a transgender guy who freaked out in a store

    • @MeisterFlieger4677
      @MeisterFlieger4677 4 года назад +5

      *dId you just assume my gender*

  • @banira4770
    @banira4770 3 года назад +514

    Markus : having an existential crisis
    Public opinion: *_impatient_*

  • @ogawankodayo
    @ogawankodayo 2 дня назад +1

    たった11分ほどの動画なのに満足感が高すぎる

  • @NeonFroggit
    @NeonFroggit 4 года назад +415

    2:31 iT rEaLlY rEfLeCtS yOuR pErSoNalItY-

    • @Rachel-zv1ep
      @Rachel-zv1ep 3 года назад +16

      Absolutely does
      Can really tell the kind of person he is :)

  • @GenTheFurredArtist
    @GenTheFurredArtist 4 года назад +639

    4:34
    His eyes... aaaaaaaaaand now my lungs hurt from wheezing so hard.

  • @user-ue4ek3pe8r
    @user-ue4ek3pe8r 4 года назад +655

    rA9
    R is the 18th of alphabet
    A is the 1st
    9 is nine
    18 + 1 + 9 = 28
    *28 STAB WOUNDS*

  • @leowastakenwastaken
    @leowastakenwastaken Год назад +19

    5:33
    “You lied to me, Connor”
    “You were going to kill-“
    “You lied to me.”
    “-a child. You gave me no-”
    “You lied to me.”
    “Shut up.”

  • @vehielphantom4116
    @vehielphantom4116 4 года назад +417

    10:34 BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY INTERNET

  • @gooby1248
    @gooby1248 4 года назад +694

    2:51 probably the best transition I’ve seen

    • @sylentsam1235
      @sylentsam1235 3 года назад +13

      So it would seem...

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 года назад +8

      Plus he got the best dialogue for that scene too. DAAAAAMN!

    • @Jackdawwwwww
      @Jackdawwwwww 2 года назад

      *HE’S A PIRATE INTENSIFIES*

  • @just_N0body
    @just_N0body 2 года назад +1072

    7:57 "Bromance unlocked" f*cking killed me

  • @Transparence.
    @Transparence. 2 месяца назад +2

    I come back often, this channel was truly gold

  • @30795William
    @30795William 4 года назад +561

    RUclips copyright in a nutshell:
    RUclips: You dare to make a ytp of a popular video game and make jokes that are funny to the majority of people and meme Community video taken down
    Logan Paul makes a video showing a dead body
    RUclips: perfect just the content we want
    People posting scam videos on RUclips
    RUclips: free pass
    Someone makes a video criticizing another RUclipsr
    RUclips: taken down

    • @Tales541
      @Tales541 4 года назад +4

      Copyright is gay

    • @hannisentbycyberlife
      @hannisentbycyberlife 4 года назад

      I like your name and you profile picture.

    • @spongyafiu2138
      @spongyafiu2138 4 года назад

      Tururururururururu Tururururururururu Tururururururururu ding ding ding dong

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 года назад

      Meanwhile
      "This is why I fuckin hate video games"

    • @flirtyyae8015
      @flirtyyae8015 4 года назад

      Doppio got dat *iron scissors*

  • @jasontheyoshi
    @jasontheyoshi 3 года назад +1436

    2:46
    They crashed so hard they went into another game as different characters. LMAO

  • @moment6271
    @moment6271 4 года назад +593

    The four horsemen of confusion
    -every sixty seconds in america, a minute passes
    -You die if you get killed
    -if it falls it falls
    -the boat did nothing and nothing happened

  • @freeeeeeeedom
    @freeeeeeeedom Год назад +28

    英語版字幕見るとこれもまた面白い
    多言語で楽しめる
    1粒で3度美味しい

  • @makrmaster8465
    @makrmaster8465 4 года назад +334

    8:26 theres middle finger

  • @silentsoul8338
    @silentsoul8338 3 года назад +704

    10:13 This was the REAL purpose of the movement.

  • @icecream4you161
    @icecream4you161 4 года назад +247

    2:36 literally everyone who got this scene

    • @bilalthefighter829
      @bilalthefighter829 4 года назад +2

      was it an actual scene LMAO

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 4 года назад +6

      Bilal thefighter
      No but I wish it was

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад +5

      They probably mean everyone who got the quote from Chloe, of course it wasn't on Todd's TV...

    • @bilalthefighter829
      @bilalthefighter829 4 года назад +2

      well that is sad

  • @xxmagfracerxx4697
    @xxmagfracerxx4697 2 года назад +9

    Let's also just appreciate the subtitles for this masterpiece, they're gold!

  • @istoleyourcomment1613
    @istoleyourcomment1613 4 года назад +206

    There are two options:
    - You straight up broke the game's code to put your own images
    - This is stolen footage from Area 51
    - Extra option: You actually edited this, but you are a being with superpowers not belonging to this realm of existence

    • @nicolacanti4460
      @nicolacanti4460 4 года назад +23

      I'm still trying to understand how he did it, but if he really did it just by editing, I think he can be considered one of the best pooper of the history

    • @necrago
      @necrago 4 года назад +2

      @@nicolacanti4460 no, he modded the game, if you look at the communist flags, there's no way he edited that in video format

    • @nicolacanti4460
      @nicolacanti4460 4 года назад +1

      @@necrago yeah, i think it must be like this

    • @kewjess697
      @kewjess697 3 года назад

      How do you edit all that?!

    • @trashboxbobylev9900
      @trashboxbobylev9900 3 года назад

      @@kewjess697 mod the game intensively

  • @unknownboi3824
    @unknownboi3824 4 года назад +420

    10:10 That synchronization with Markus' sentence LMFAOOOO

    • @ZZZZZZZay
      @ZZZZZZZay 3 года назад +18

      Synchronization when he said "we a freeeeeeeeeeeee" LMAOOOOOOO

  • @ibrahimr.6711
    @ibrahimr.6711 3 года назад +784

    2:11 Makes me cry from laughter every time.

  • @ぴーすけ-abc1
    @ぴーすけ-abc1 Месяц назад +3

    編集うますぎwww

  • @stillcantdothefandango
    @stillcantdothefandango 4 года назад +359

    0:21 i want to put this tune as my ringtone, alarm sound and wherever where - i want to hear this masterpiece every single day of my life

    • @terra6713
      @terra6713 4 года назад +15

      Night of Nights is such a good theme

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 года назад +10

      Stab Wounds of Stab Wounds
      Wait why did stab correct to stand I’ve been watching too much jojo

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 года назад +2

      @@neotheshadowwarrior4082 *there is no such thing as to much JoJo*

    • @leaiga-riverhills7674
      @leaiga-riverhills7674 4 года назад

      Same tho

    • @xoftcorex
      @xoftcorex 2 года назад

      @@leaiga-riverhills7674 whats the theme btw

  • @Tekkerue
    @Tekkerue 4 года назад +161

    Connor to Gavin: "I'm really going to miss our bromance."
    Hank: *_Bromance Unlocked_*
    Connor: 🤔😏

  • @jdnasnt
    @jdnasnt 3 года назад +520

    1:21 props to people who saw conner screaming at the Android for 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @madi7385
      @madi7385 3 года назад +2

      AYO 5 DAYS AGO HI

    • @jdnasnt
      @jdnasnt 3 года назад +2

      @@madi7385 AYO HI

    • @icecreamgod529
      @icecreamgod529 3 года назад +2

      Go on, grab the ass

    • @scorpy8959
      @scorpy8959 2 года назад

      @Ogre-547 it's one of the edited dialogues after u see that pic in that scene

    • @Soul_Of_Revan
      @Soul_Of_Revan 2 года назад

      @@madi7385 1 year ago

  • @PedroGuerreiro2004
    @PedroGuerreiro2004 2 года назад +78

    10:12 *THIS PART WAS VERY GOOD!* 😂😂😂

    • @SmailKing78
      @SmailKing78 Год назад +2

      Товарищ коммунистическая партия полностью солидарна с вами!

    • @thematthew83s_kleccondrake
      @thematthew83s_kleccondrake 9 месяцев назад +1

      Long live to USSR!

  • @imnotanapricot7405
    @imnotanapricot7405 4 года назад +357

    4:58 you’re going to kill a man who wants to be free?
    It’s not a man.... ITS MA’AM😂

    • @theanonymousboss9365
      @theanonymousboss9365 4 года назад +5

      Your wrong! Its an android that looks like a girl, a BL 100

    • @imnotanapricot7405
      @imnotanapricot7405 4 года назад +2

      @@theanonymousboss9365 IT’S A MA’AM WHO WANTS TO BE FREE

    • @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j
      @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j 4 года назад +1

      @@theanonymousboss9365 It's an RT6666666.......
      LMAO XD

    • @hemkae1357
      @hemkae1357 4 года назад +1

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @leightonpizzaboy3683
    @leightonpizzaboy3683 3 года назад +860

    10:07 OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS

  • @snowy9598
    @snowy9598 4 года назад +207

    2:11 You do the housework, the washing, the washwork, c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ you cook the house, you cook the wash, you cook the work, you do the housewash, you do the workwash, you do the housing, you do the working, you do the housecook, you do the washcook, you do the cooking (finally it makes sense), you wash the house, you wash the cook, you wash the work, you wash the house, you wash the wash, you house the work, you house the wash, you house the cook, you house the house, you cook the wash, you cook the work, you cook the cook, you house the washing, you house the cooking, you cook the working, you house the working, you cook the washing, you cook the housing, you wash the housing, you wash the working, you wash the cooking, you wash the washing, you house the housing, you house the washing, you house the working, you work the house, you work the wash, you work the cook, you work the work, you work the housing, you work the washing, you work the cooking, you work the working and you take care of...

  • @ayeslpirninsev
    @ayeslpirninsev Год назад +3

    Why are these so well edited

  • @pluiedenuage5125
    @pluiedenuage5125 4 года назад +855

    10:33 😭😂 I thought my WiFi had stopped again TwT
    You got me

  • @ReVDeatH
    @ReVDeatH 2 года назад +640

    7:32 The way Connor interrupts Hank is pure gold LMAO

    • @fedcab4360
      @fedcab4360 Год назад +36

      "just a meme"
      Sounds so smooth lol

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +14

      Dank: 🔻

  • @biscuits4smvt
    @biscuits4smvt 4 года назад +1575

    7:32
    "I'm not dank, hank."
    "I'm a mEmE."
    "Nothing more"

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 4 года назад +22

      Best part of the whole video tbh

    • @naizamabao4681
      @naizamabao4681 4 года назад +14

      That 'Meme' part sounded like British Connor

    • @ikiasoul
      @ikiasoul 4 года назад +12

      It was smooth as hell

    • @biscuits4smvt
      @biscuits4smvt 4 года назад +11

      @ZDevil Blade your wrong lieutenant
      "fUcK yOu."

    • @xoxodaisydoesgachaxoxo9225
      @xoxodaisydoesgachaxoxo9225 4 года назад +6

      I’m only a meme, Lieutenant.
      Just a meme.

  • @Nikartan
    @Nikartan 6 месяцев назад +8

    *_"28 УДАРОВ НОЖОМ! ТЫ ДЕЙСТВОВАЛ НАВЕРНЯКА, ДА?"_*

  • @sillya7x668
    @sillya7x668 4 года назад +222

    4:56. Boy, when I tell you I laughed... “You’re gonna kill a man who wants to be free” “It’s not a man” ... “It’s ma’am”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vampirethespiderbatgod9740
      @vampirethespiderbatgod9740 4 года назад +1

      @ً It's cringe when someone says that for no reason unexpectedly.

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 года назад +13

      “You’re going to kill a man who wants to be free”
      “It’s not a man” *cocks sniper* “it’s MA’AM”

  • @Anon-Moxity
    @Anon-Moxity 4 года назад +2087

    3:26
    Markus: you ok?
    North: why wouldn't I be
    Also north: *takes 5 steps and legs break*
    1.3k Likes!?!?!? THANK YOU

    • @Potato_God96
      @Potato_God96 4 года назад +26

      DONT LIKE HIS COMMENT GUYS ITS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS if you did like it it was 69 likes while writing this

    • @Anon-Moxity
      @Anon-Moxity 4 года назад +7

      @@Potato_God96 your quite correct it is perfection

    • @girlycanttalk2026
      @girlycanttalk2026 4 года назад +14

      More like 7

    • @isaaca.garcia8958
      @isaaca.garcia8958 4 года назад +13

      It was actually 7 steps.

    • @huggywuggy3247
      @huggywuggy3247 4 года назад +15

      Can someone tell us WTF is happened with her?? xD

  • @chippie4595
    @chippie4595 3 года назад +429

    9:19 i always come back for connor's face here

  • @sin-t
    @sin-t 2 года назад +7

    5:13
    The FBI: *clearly announces who they are by doing loud noises and trying to break down the door multiple times*
    Adam: The police! ITS THE POLICE
    Oh, you don’t say?

  • @unknownboi3824
    @unknownboi3824 4 года назад +615

    10:27 " *WE* did it."
    Markus the true Communist

    • @uppindown8466
      @uppindown8466 3 года назад +35

      Markus... Marx

    • @potatoheadxd7891
      @potatoheadxd7891 3 года назад +21

      And this is a great day for OUR people

    • @asbest2092
      @asbest2092 3 года назад +6

      comunism is sh_t

    • @uppindown8466
      @uppindown8466 3 года назад +17

      @@asbest2092 Lets.. not get into that debate. I'm not ready to get reply spammed, and probably neither is Unknown.

    • @asbest2092
      @asbest2092 3 года назад +3

      @@uppindown8466 I said the fact, you can't even argue it. Every Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, east German etc would tell you that.

  • @moocake057
    @moocake057 3 года назад +2134

    I CANT LMAO WHEN MARKUS JUST STOOD THERE AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AHAHAHAH 4:10

  • @crimsonx7182
    @crimsonx7182 4 года назад +122

    10:05 easily the best 8 seconds of content on youtube

  • @抹茶ぬん
    @抹茶ぬん 2 года назад +10

    英語だけじゃなくて、日本やその他の国のネタが多くて好きw
    This game and this MAD video are great!
    ("Kara! Schnell!" is pronounced like Japanese "Kara! shine!" By the way, "shine" means die.)

  • @HumanoidCreatur
    @HumanoidCreatur 4 года назад +93

    the amount of background detail in this is unbeliveable.

  • @Veronica-mf1uy
    @Veronica-mf1uy 4 года назад +435

    0:38
    "What music do you listen to?"
    *_UHM_*

  • @stekrbx_yt
    @stekrbx_yt 4 года назад +172

    7:56 did u guys see dat? There's illuminati in Connors suit

  • @0chukasa
    @0chukasa 6 месяцев назад +6

    8:27 the middle finger help😭😭

  • @Zachassery
    @Zachassery 2 года назад +126

    Connor blinking on going cross eyed at 4:34 may be the funniest part of the video

  • @archived8783
    @archived8783 4 года назад +63

    But can we appreciate how well edited this is?? If I didn't play the game at least 100 times I would have believed some of the dankest parts were in the actual game.

    • @sierraapples8099
      @sierraapples8099 4 года назад

      Actually he also edited a game folder texture

  • @slavicsoobridit6956
    @slavicsoobridit6956 4 года назад +459

    You did it Markus..
    "No..."
    "WE did it."
    *USSR Anthem intensifies*

  • @Muscleman19441
    @Muscleman19441 10 месяцев назад +7

    6:57 That was funny lol bro the editing is crazy nice job

  • @lopdognumbers
    @lopdognumbers 4 года назад +271

    10:34 me trying to find out why RUclips is laggy, but then realizes it's part of the video.
    EDIT: 281 likes! This is the most likes I got on anything!

    • @Variance-ib6kt
      @Variance-ib6kt 4 года назад +3

      Lop 2018 I knew it was a part of the video, it was too much of a coincidence that Connor’s lagged and then mine did the same. Me big brain.

    • @frankiecartwright8448
      @frankiecartwright8448 4 года назад +1

      I felt the same

    • @aliiirxsa4235
      @aliiirxsa4235 4 года назад +5

      I thought the second one is real lmao

    • @whiteandproud5902
      @whiteandproud5902 4 года назад +1

      Hah, pranked

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад +2

      It will stop working some day once RUclips changes its interface again...

  • @camillasantaana9694
    @camillasantaana9694 3 года назад +569

    The ending actually tricked me, I thought my screen froze! 😂

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook 4 года назад +163

    4:31 Thought that was actually from the game for a moment and thought "Since when does Connor see Markus' speech that way?"

  • @999agA
    @999agA 2 года назад +4

    I was sad and yt send me this video and now I'm cry with laughter :D great job!