Mr. Spade, a couple of years ago my wife and I had the pleasure of talking with you, and getting a few pictures, as you were waiting to perform at the University of Northern Iowa. We were not sure hw you would react as we approached you in a partially flooded park next to the Cedar River, but you were gracious and welcoming, a real pleasure to talk with. We wish you the best, sir, and look forward to seeing more from you!
Gonna get me some of that Urethraium. The new editing is pretty cool. I could watch 20 of these in a row at 5-minutes a piece. I'm hesitant to wade into longer bits sometimes, because I think I'll have to stop for something IRL in the middle and lose my place. BTW, the Mr. Mayor bit was a nice surprise!
oh dont be disappointed, he is a humanitarian and philanthropist who operates a retreat for broken down lava lamps that no one else wants. found that shit on his 100 percent verified wikiapedia page.
oh dont be disappointed, he is a humanitarian and philanthropist who operates a retreat for broken down lava lamps that no one else wants. found that shit on his 100 percent verified wikiapedia page.
This dude said, “Quiznos outlet...” WTF “Real money for fake air” I’m done 😵 wait... “23 and me” OMG 😆!!!! ♠️ for the win. This guys getting his groove back
Well, rich is relative. According to Google, he is worth about 60 million, a far cry from the likes of Gates, Musk, or Bezos, but hey, I would be quite content with a similar net worth, and BTW, everyone knows that OJ was framed, silly.
@@stevedyches4635 Rich is rich. You don't have to be one of the richest men in the world to qualify as "rich." BTW, the men you mentioned are actually in the super rich class.
There is a finite amount of bitcoin that can be mined by a computer that solves complex math puzzles which makes the bitcoin. There's only supposed to be 121 million bitcoin made.
The fact that he has zero clue how Reddit works made this more hilarious
He is sort of out of touch for being "mid 40s"
@Rob I need a new wardrobe
@@chaosynergychannel he’s 56
I like how he compared it to Quiznos haven't they gone the way of blockbuster?
I'll b laughing when everyone loses there money he's 100% right
Mid 40’s come on man, That was the funniest line of the whole bit.
Right?! Spade's 56 (dob July 22, 1964). I have a feeling he's going to be "in his mid 40s" from now on.
“Actor in his mid forties”
Exactly! That line furrowed my brow.
That’s was the best line
In the, “mid 90s.”
I was born 4 months after him and I'm 56. But he looks better.
I miss Lights Out. It's was kind of like the heroin to this RUclips version of methadone.
Thanks for posting, D Spade.
I miss it too, loved it.
Same here! I went into shock when it went off air.
All I can think about is how informed you are on methadone vs. heroin. Lol. That was an interesting comparison. :)
WOW THE SOUND IS BACK crisp and sharp awesome
So glad I found Spade again. Stopped getting lights out notifications and wondered if hed make a come back, come back. Lol
pure comedy gold - talk about a rare and valuable commodity the world needs more of - it's you, Davey
Was just thinking I need a lava lamp, and the 80s back
Dave you are starting to look Mr. Rogers with that sweater!
One day people will wake up and realize that paper money isn't real either
fiat currency not worth anything by itself . declared worth , subject to change
“If you want degenerate gamblers like me don’t give them time to think” lol!
"It's all gonna end in tears." But wait, isn't this is a whole new thing?
@@irider1201 0uuu
“Mid-40’s???” LOL!
"I don't wanna give them my information"--- "You just did 23andMe" 😆😆😂😆
It was a great rant anyway, but the throw to 23andme (or whatever) was brilliant :)
He’s not a new face, his face actually looks like a California raisin, but his jokes are fresh and funny. Spade stands out, he is a legend
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Miss the show! Thrilled to see you still commentating...yer a breath of fresh air
The scuff on the wall above the Ethernet jack is killing me
I keep wiping my screen
cmon we know the scuffs name. thats joes dirt.
I laughed too hard at "my dog goes urrr"
"An actor in his mid 40s". lol Good rant.
This was such a quality monologue.
Actor in his mid-forties! Love it Spade!!
David Spade, you see into our souls 😂
Good jokes, Spadey. I shaved off my soul patch in honor of you.
Mr. Spade, a couple of years ago my wife and I had the pleasure of talking with you, and getting a few pictures, as you were waiting to perform at the University of Northern Iowa. We were not sure hw you would react as we approached you in a partially flooded park next to the Cedar River, but you were gracious and welcoming, a real pleasure to talk with. We wish you the best, sir, and look forward to seeing more from you!
Wow! Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox is sooo goood! Segal was great in any role!!!
I'm so proud of you. You combed your hair! 😎😆
Love how you're so happy with your Scrabble deal .. hilarious. 👍🏻✌🏻
Spade you rock bro love it thumbs up
That was great David!
We need more Lights Out kind of material, watching you with guests like Norm, Dana Carvey and Dennis Miller was the best.
Hey, D-Spade.. loved your bitcoin bit. Made me howl as usual. Can't wait until next time.
Lets go Spade. Ive always been a fan of yours. So happy to see you on RUclips.
The audio and video quality really seems to have improved. Or maybe David was more passionate with his material. Either way, always good to see these!
looks like he's got a video edittor now.. a few zoom in shots and such i noticed as well.
Dave I love your lava plants... and your jokes! =)
Gonna get me some of that Urethraium. The new editing is pretty cool. I could watch 20 of these in a row at 5-minutes a piece. I'm hesitant to wade into longer bits sometimes, because I think I'll have to stop for something IRL in the middle and lose my place. BTW, the Mr. Mayor bit was a nice surprise!
bro is getting more & more real. every time.
You probably went and picked up that 500 monopoly money right away, ironed it out and put it back in safe hiding.
Ha! That was funnier than the whole video.
Stock market/talk market line. Killed with your closer. Love you,man!
David - mid 40s! HAHAHAHAHA
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Thanks, Dave!
That was a good skit! Highs lies and lows and back to the punch! Still got it Spade. No racism.
Luv this show
Came here for the lava lamps. Disappointed they’re broken.
oh dont be disappointed, he is a humanitarian and philanthropist who operates a retreat for broken down lava lamps that no one else wants. found that shit on his 100 percent verified wikiapedia page.
oh dont be disappointed, he is a humanitarian and philanthropist who operates a retreat for broken down lava lamps that no one else wants. found that shit on his 100 percent verified wikiapedia page.
"What, did you see my wedding ring in the picture?"
"You just did 23 & me! They have your DNA! They're making robots of you in Japan right now!" Exactly!!
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This was amazing.
Nobody’s going to talk about that snl reference that he did? You and Farley were the best man!
You can buy shrimps with bitcoins.
I wonder how many shrimps you could get. And are the shrimps......fresh?
@@grecco_buckliano lol. Maybe he ate two orders of shrimps.
@@grecco_buckliano I was so excited when last Saturday I saw a "5 Shrimps" appetizer on a local Chinese food menu! I say " shrimps" too
@@MarnettaAnn I would like six shrimps, please.
Good to see you David
🤣Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!
Second Acquittal , scary times David ! Fish Fry !
This is beautiful. 😹
Lol okay better than my jokes... of course
Oh, yeah, Yep, I'm in my mid 40s too....
Davey's on a rant today more than usual :D
OMG 🤣 this is literally me exactly even the coinbase happened to me!
David, let's do a movie together....two guys who hate each other like hell end up becoming best friends.
DAVID SPADE SOS HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA
Callback game on point tonight
I feel like I learned so much from this video 😂
I like your lava lamps !!♡!!
Have you got any lava lamp jokes ???
This is the most hilarious wrong answers only response
I love making fake bitcoin and converting it to USD and putting cash in my bank account!!!
So.. the Redditors gonna raise David Spade stock next? I mean, if they keep to the pattern...
So Pro.
He invented how to read and toppings on ice cream work ❤️ you Dave
They can't all be winners, the last one was amazing though.
"Right thanks for the three dollars!"
Slick.
I've missed him. He has the pulse of the nation lol 😆
Your best joke was the one you said 'a actor in his 40's' classic David Spade.
Mid-40's? Hmmm......LOL!
Thanks, Spader
Tightening up the ship, nice job y’all.
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😂👏👏
Hey David I heard you tried to kill Tiger Woods? 😂🤣
This dude said, “Quiznos outlet...” WTF “Real money for fake air” I’m done 😵 wait... “23 and me” OMG 😆!!!! ♠️ for the win. This guys getting his groove back
great video. Welcome to RUclips!
Dude looks younger than Joe Dirt.
❤👍👍
Spade you da man! Az
Taking Bitcoin with lava lamps in the background ..
You'll be kicking yourself when Bitcoin hits $100K lol
You're KINDA rich?!?! LOL Yeah, and OJ is KINDA guilty.
Well, rich is relative. According to Google, he is worth about 60 million, a far cry from the likes of Gates, Musk, or Bezos, but hey, I would be quite content with a similar net worth, and BTW, everyone knows that OJ was framed, silly.
@@stevedyches4635 Rich is rich. You don't have to be one of the richest men in the world to qualify as "rich." BTW, the men you mentioned are actually in the super rich class.
@@spiegel3269 They might see David Spade as slightly above a pauper, to me he is rich.
It is like buying gold from your bank, but the gold don't exist.
Dave!!!!!
I only punched like for the $500 call back at the end
C'mon dinkus, don't be modest, it's late 30s. ;)
There is a finite amount of bitcoin that can be mined by a computer that solves complex math puzzles which makes the bitcoin.
There's only supposed to be 121 million bitcoin made.
You’re lovely, Dave. ☺️
That is exactly what the US dollar is Monopoly money. 40% increase in the money supply in last 12 months
Thanks to Don the Con.
Print and they will spend it.... or hide it under the board. 🤣
nice callback to the monopoly money. 3min, but still a callback qualifier.
King
Is that a After Party schedule? 😃
Hello David growin ups
Funny guy
Nice jokes. Will you talk about you playing in the new hotel transylvania
🤣🤣
mid-40s?! LOL
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Stanford plss