Feels like a time machine kidnapped me yesterday and rewound and then fast forwarded and today is a yesterday and... is today yesterday twice? Or did you merely repost this? Nah, time machine kidnapped me.
Sorry late to the game. Just found out lights out is canceled. What a bunch of bad words I can't say on the internet or my account will be suspended. You did a crazy good job. Hopefully you can do stand up in my hometown sometime after the rona.
I looooooove this. Spade is in top of his game. Love his style. Movie, tv show... i dont know but this need to be put on the screen for the people. No angle with the father of two selling drugs in suburbia, talking dog or some shit like this. Just Spade, is all you need!
It’s been a minute. I’m hearing word you are are in production for The Wrong Missy Part 2. Spoiler alert, Rick Moranis cameo. Somebody’s (initials DS) junk got shrunk.
How's your hamsprings.. you made that awesome. Apparently a couple people dislike the video. You must have offended some cannibals.. if that dude has a party and says he has edibles...run
Seriously blown away by the love and support from you all dedicated fans like you are the reason I've attained such greatness, thank you. Where in the world are you watching from?
did you have to reupload because armie hammer said he was going to eat you after ripping on him for five minutes? zzzzzzzrp, reel it in mr spade, cannibals are out to git ya.
What’s your new man with tie on next to lego man who is he? He’ll thank God, Hell I was hoping you weren’t referring to me messing with you! Ha Ha! Charlie from Michigan!
I know the $ probably has a gap, But I like this more than your show, don't get me wrong I liked the show but it had lots of commercials, I like my Dave straight up, no commercials no guests, although you had some of the most awesome guests, maybe I should just shut up
Davey? Oh Daaaaaave. Will you tell me a story Dave? Tell me a story about cannibal guy, and face tattoo guy and tell about the fat guy in the little coat. And Dave......tell me about the shrimps Dave. The shrimps and the fishes and the crabs, Dave. They all matter to me. Pleeeeeeeease?
Hey Davey, theres a tribe in New Guinea (which is wayyyy better than Old Guinea) That eat the tribes that they fight. Dont you think there are a few tribes dudes that see the females from the conquered tribe and try to swoop on them saying "Look, youre hot and Im hot lets just chop off one of those fingers for Daddy and see where it goes, huh?" Its perfectly natural.
No fucking clue who Armie Hammer is or what he does other than ride that baking soda fame coattail. But until I searched him after watching I assumed it was a pet name For R Lee Ermie. A man who I just assumed ate fingers anyway. Also has been dead for 3 year. So ya
Hearing him call it a "doinker" made my day.
David! I could watch you every single day & it would never get old! Been a fan for yrs! Keep on keepin' on! U rock! xx 💯🤘🥰💜💥🌟
Glad you’re doing ok. Really miss your show!
Once again, Spade has mastered the Ellen/Johnny Depp hybrid look.
🤣🤣🤣 “Meep Meep, There goes the Creep!” 🤣🤣🤣 Best Joke of the Day
Awesome I Really Love David Spade
Jfyi we also Love and know David in Europe
Deja vu?! I swear I saw this yesterday! lol No big deal tho
I love that regular conversation with him makes me laugh :-)
I giggled all the way through this bit 🤣
This discussion is so much needed right now. Thank you!
love the visual aids...
♠️ for clarity
I liked this one I laughed out loud. Nice
Welcome back David. Funny one topic segment. I’m feeling it.
Appreciate you Dave.
This is one of the best episodes
Feels like a time machine kidnapped me yesterday and rewound and then fast forwarded and today is a yesterday and... is today yesterday twice? Or did you merely repost this? Nah, time machine kidnapped me.
wait a minute, he talked about this on IG, a day ago I think.
11 hours old, but I watched it 24 hours ago........ help
@@cindyleeger lol
Why did you repost this? It was uploaded yesterday lol
Freaking hilarious 😆😂🤣I been laughing about this.We all are.👍🏻
When the 2 cars veered off in different directions, I laughed soooooo hard!!! Lolololol 🤣
Thanks RUclips for recommending. Spade is genius . Hilarious vid. Subbed.
Good boy David, doing what you are told I see.. Keep up the good work lad.
Dave, I 🧡💛💙 your cool boy jacket!✈️
What up David? I wish you and everyone reading this a pleasant weekend.
Totally agree with you! CG from MI.
Keep up the good work
cool coat!
Sorry late to the game. Just found out lights out is canceled. What a bunch of bad words I can't say on the internet or my account will be suspended. You did a crazy good job. Hopefully you can do stand up in my hometown sometime after the rona.
He looking rough the chrome must be wearing of
That jacket is fire
I can't decide which version I like better!
re-ologue
U got alot of subs so videos. 😂
i miss david spade😔💔
Armie finds his dates on "Tender".
Ew, but haàaaaaaaa
He finds them on Tinnedher. Ew!
I never stay on the subject, in which you are talking about! Just saying Hi! Charlie from Michigan!
He probably had to censor a part
STOP THIS WAS SO FUNNY
Groundhog Day?
D K
isn't every day Groundhogs Day??
Today is.
Officially it is..
That's funny funny stuff.
Spadoodle-oodle-doo -daa
Spadoodle-oodle-doo-daa
Spadoodle-oodle-doo-daa-DAAAAAYYYY
I wonder what Spade's jacket is? It's cool!
I need my Spade fix
What did you guys edit out from yesterday? Did you get in trouble for something? Yesterday's copy is gone. Weird.
Dude makes me laugh so hard
I looooooove this. Spade is in top of his game. Love his style. Movie, tv show... i dont know but this need to be put on the screen for the people. No angle with the father of two selling drugs in suburbia, talking dog or some shit like this. Just Spade, is all you need!
I clicked to view at 666 views. What a beautiful day. YEW \m/
So good! "Sewage talk", is really really bad! I think Armie has a friend in David Spade. ❤️
Hi , I’m Rogers , you don’t mind me sending you a direct message, I’d love to talk to you
😘💗
Take 2?
Hi so how u? Doing laundry. Trying to finish book seems like I’m stuck for now, just wishing you a good day!
Arm & Hammer needs to reel it back a notch
you reminded me to change the Armie Hammer in my freezer.
Is this the last nonologue?
Armie's lurked around the Dolcett art forums for years...
😬😟
It’s been a minute. I’m hearing word you are are in production for The Wrong Missy Part 2. Spoiler alert, Rick Moranis cameo. Somebody’s (initials DS) junk got shrunk.
Your Gpa dm’d me😂😂😂😂 meeep meep wheres the creep💝✨
Way to call that arni creep out👌👌lol
Two in the gash and one in the trash?
I always thought it was two in the pink and one in the stink - The Shocker.
How's your hamsprings.. you made that awesome. Apparently a couple people dislike the video. You must have offended some cannibals.. if that dude has a party and says he has edibles...run
Hi David...from Northern Ontario Canada... you keep me laughing thru these days of boredom...👍🇨🇦
David's from Arizona, not Northern Ontario Canada.
Seriously blown away by the love and support from you all dedicated fans like you are the reason I've attained such greatness, thank you. Where in the world are you watching from?
Dedicated fans like you are the reason I've attained such greatness, you are highly appreciated.
@@davidspade5713... Ontario Canada, 🇨🇦❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Be safe!
@@beatricefaria-clendinning8943
I made this platform to reach out to real fans like you,to appreciate your effort,and to show how I do love you all.
Everyone here is you in a past or future life 💫
Beeper Beep theres the Creep XD
I was at the chocolate factory in Milwaukee a week before they caught Dahmer. Close call eh?
nonologue inception
re-run already? what’s next a non-ologue clip show?
Fo a spin off of rules of engagement!
Hannibal lecter hammer
the audio has been improved methinks
Repeat Performance😏
You always have friend to Barrie a chain saw from
+1 Meep meep, there's the creep.
Hi
Nice tan...but not around your eyes.
did you have to reupload because armie hammer said he was going to eat you after ripping on him for five minutes? zzzzzzzrp, reel it in mr spade, cannibals are out to git ya.
이분이 몬스터호텔에 투명이 성우시구냐
armie hammer was talking to women right, not girls?
Two in the ... and one in the... Hmmmm. Is that how you sweet talked K.C. to a Lake game?
He needs a pre-authorized agreement prior to fine young cannibal talk
Wow 17 thousand views. Classic.
hahaha the first one I heard lame.. I have a confession.. that's not my finger.. & she says... well that's not my belly button
Who powdered white around his eyes ? #awkward
Plot twist. AH is really a zombeaver 🦫
What’s your new man with tie on next to lego man who is he? He’ll thank God, Hell I was hoping you weren’t referring to me messing with you! Ha Ha! Charlie from Michigan!
It’s Chris Farley from Tommy Boy.
I thought it was, just wanted to make sure! Thank-You! Cg from MI.
Shrimps
Cannabalism is a bit of a turn off
This one is shorter. Something got cut out.
Part in the middle of the old video was cut he was talking about something that happend to him, dirty talk thing...
Aww, self-censorship sucks.
Armie Hammer is younger than me so therefore.. I have no idea who he is
Heather if you are being held against your, will we are here is help..
I know the $ probably has a gap, But I like this more than your show, don't get me wrong I liked the show but it had lots of commercials, I like my Dave straight up, no commercials no guests, although you had some of the most awesome guests, maybe I should just shut up
Davey? Oh Daaaaaave. Will you tell me a story Dave? Tell me a story about cannibal guy, and face tattoo guy and tell about the fat guy in the little coat. And Dave......tell me about the shrimps Dave. The shrimps and the fishes and the crabs, Dave. They all matter to me.
Pleeeeeeeease?
Hey Davey, theres a tribe in New Guinea (which is wayyyy better than Old Guinea)
That eat the tribes that they fight.
Dont you think there are a few tribes dudes that see the females from the conquered tribe and try to swoop on them saying
"Look, youre hot and Im hot lets just chop off one of those fingers for Daddy and see where it goes, huh?"
Its perfectly natural.
re-run? I gave this a thumbs up yesterday, and now you're back for another?! Get a job Spade.
My seven-year-old son STILL says that you can keep his jacket...it's way too small for him.
Gross, not a real man real men are smarter than that. Love a man that can make me laugh!
No fucking clue who Armie Hammer is or what he does other than ride that baking soda fame coattail. But until I searched him after watching I assumed it was a pet name For R Lee Ermie. A man who I just assumed ate fingers anyway. Also has been dead for 3 year. So ya
Talking about cannibalism when were all supposed to be social distancing is hardly what I call appropriate.
😉👍
Oh my, that facial hair looks more like an elderly cats nether regions. Perhaps time for a new look??
Dont wear the same coat back to back - check your mansion, I’m sure you have others 😂❤️
Tommy boy kinda wrecked his other coat. RIP
Your Gpa dm’d me😂😂😂😂 meeep meep wheres the creep💝✨