Hermitcraft Tall Claims Court :: When Pigs Fly

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 2,4 тыс.

  • @bobsthejunk88
    @bobsthejunk88 5 месяцев назад +4754

    “Later we found out he was kind of a creep. But that’s what I want to be for the hermits” 😂

    • @JaveMyschock
      @JaveMyschock 5 месяцев назад +36

      lol

    • @Necr0MncR-YT
      @Necr0MncR-YT 5 месяцев назад +147

      I was thinking the same thing 😂
      Poor choice of words

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 5 месяцев назад +161

      I thought that was the joke when he was hiding behind the pillar, spying on Scar. 😅😂

    • @swampy1978uk
      @swampy1978uk 5 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@Necr0MncR-YTNot poor choice perfect choice for a very funny video

    • @jamesparker6211
      @jamesparker6211 5 месяцев назад +19

      And then soon after, "Aaaagh! ... Why are you crouching behind the pillar?" :)

  • @docm77
    @docm77 5 месяцев назад +6567

    #FreeTheGoat

    • @lFunGuyl
      @lFunGuyl 5 месяцев назад +68

      The doc himself!

    • @sglenny001
      @sglenny001 5 месяцев назад +24

      Hii Doc you soon will

    • @lFunGuyl
      @lFunGuyl 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@docm77 Watch yourself doc HC has legal accountability now

    • @ashpoker7321
      @ashpoker7321 5 месяцев назад

      Doc, it's 100% Cleo + Scar taking your ore. it makes sense.

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 5 месяцев назад +20

      More weeks you'll stay on that island, the sweeter a revenge plan you'll cook up.

  • @eclogues_
    @eclogues_ 5 месяцев назад +7665

    possibly the most important hermitcraft video ever released

    • @brittany1049
      @brittany1049 5 месяцев назад +51

      Absolutely been waiting for this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @screamer22222
      @screamer22222 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yes

    • @BeepBoop896
      @BeepBoop896 5 месяцев назад +66

      Quite possibly the most important RUclips video ever released

    • @Lyminary
      @Lyminary 5 месяцев назад +16

      I audibly exclaimed in anticipation when I saw the video! Been waiting fr!

    • @meady50
      @meady50 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@brittany1049same I’ve been so excited for BDubs pov to come out 😂

  • @d0_z3n
    @d0_z3n 5 месяцев назад +623

    “I pronounce you Husband and wife” I laughed SO HARD at the end there

  • @joshuastucky
    @joshuastucky 5 месяцев назад +1817

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that Bdubs had to go in and record like 10 different perspectives in replay mod, then properly sync the audio, then edit the video to look like it's cut for a tv show. Not to mention the actual gameplay, build time, ideation, and collaborative logistics necessary for this content to even happen. The amount of editing for this video is monumental, and the logistics of producing this kind of content are impressive. It really pays off in the quality of this video. Hats off, Bdbus. Amazing episode!

    • @joshuastucky
      @joshuastucky 5 месяцев назад +34

      Also love the random inclusion of 1 Kings: 16-28 (in KJV I think) . Your wisdom and judgements are truly the rival of Solomon himself.

    • @Narshe311
      @Narshe311 5 месяцев назад +6

      You could be a lawyer with all those big words you just used.

    • @whorlingwisteria
      @whorlingwisteria 5 месяцев назад +6

      I was in awe at the editing process this whole video

    • @kerra7386
      @kerra7386 5 месяцев назад +2

      He did such a good job!!

    • @GekkoGeemu
      @GekkoGeemu 3 месяца назад

      I want an episode that shows that editing workflow in the courtroom. 😆 It’s seriously impressive.

  • @hneuds1517
    @hneuds1517 5 месяцев назад +3363

    Tall claims court: where judge Bdubs compensates for his size with the amount of power he has given himself!

    • @munchycrunch7709
      @munchycrunch7709 5 месяцев назад +12

      Real

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 5 месяцев назад +28

      Hah, he does this every season.

    • @baarbedwire
      @baarbedwire 5 месяцев назад +11

      My favorite trope !

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 5 месяцев назад +21

      That's why he's "your highness"

    • @KFishproductionII
      @KFishproductionII 5 месяцев назад +11

      Its called Tall Claims because he claims to be tall

  • @voidlv8430
    @voidlv8430 5 месяцев назад +1614

    I love that Xisuma and Jevin were just. There. In the background and it never gets addressed

    • @jaykebird2go
      @jaykebird2go 5 месяцев назад +392

      Jevin actually posted his perspective, it was amusing to find out that the hermits in the audience were in their own little voice chat group chatting about the case as it was going on lol.

    • @CHEESEPUFF_7
      @CHEESEPUFF_7 5 месяцев назад +72

      Ohhh i need to go watch that after this

    • @nathanharlos5846
      @nathanharlos5846 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@jaykebird2goit was the first perspective I watched because he posted first 😂 it was so good

    • @Pandaboomina
      @Pandaboomina 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@jaykebird2goI can’t find his video! Can you link it? Or share the title? Thanks

    • @GreySyren
      @GreySyren 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​​@@Pandaboomina Episode 14 trial starts at 21: 08 called Pranking Cub

  • @Mogswamp
    @Mogswamp 5 месяцев назад +1355

    Man this brings me back to the court case in the colosseum. This was a movie, Bdubs! Hope to see even more stuff like this, I'm glad to see you pushing the envelope.

    • @Moss_guy
      @Moss_guy 5 месяцев назад +22

      Hi mogswamp

    • @physis_shenzai
      @physis_shenzai 5 месяцев назад +21

      the superflat guy himself!

    • @Arthuraband
      @Arthuraband 5 месяцев назад +18

      No way, it’s dirt gu- I mean the superflat king

    • @bensonjarvis5025
      @bensonjarvis5025 5 месяцев назад +9

      King Mogswamp of the superflats is here?!? All hail the king

    • @squibkanotty99
      @squibkanotty99 5 месяцев назад

      Dirt guy? You mean, like dirt man!?! /ref ​@@Arthuraband

  • @Aerolfoz
    @Aerolfoz 5 месяцев назад +785

    Considering it is a TV court, I can only hope we see the illustrious star of the renowned show "Cooking with Etho" make an appearance!

    • @Dyl6886
      @Dyl6886 5 месяцев назад +11

      Lmao that would be amazing

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 5 месяцев назад +33

      We need a "Cooking with Etho" ad break of course! With the all new Etho's onion cutting knife as a one time special offer!

    • @douira
      @douira 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@StuffandThings_ The onion cutting knife that obliterates the onions so he doesn't have to eat them lol

    • @silverxpanda5852
      @silverxpanda5852 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dyl6886Just imagining that actually happening 😂

    • @Bookish_Belle
      @Bookish_Belle 5 месяцев назад +2

      i NEED cooking with etho yall

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 5 месяцев назад +339

    36:08 Gosh this is genius and hilarious. Bdubs’ spiel about making both parties happy as a judge with the ACTUAL AUDIO of the laughing/protesting reactions in the background, muffled as if they’re happening in the other room. Even the LESS MUFFLED audio as the door is open. Freaking GENIUS.

  • @Geng4d
    @Geng4d 5 месяцев назад +1035

    "No further questions your honour"
    "Seriously?!"
    is absolute gold

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 5 месяцев назад +24

      horn material lol. also doc's panicked NO! when Cleo said they'd like his diamond ore privileges cut lmao

  • @alltrysilver
    @alltrysilver 5 месяцев назад +1791

    1 minute into the video and bdubs is already comparing himself to predator 💀

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 5 месяцев назад +84

      I read this before I got to that part and I was thinking the Predator as in the Yautja Hunters from the Predator movies
      I'm too pure and innocent I didn't think of the creepy human kind of predator

    • @CoolAnagram
      @CoolAnagram 5 месяцев назад +31

      Average Minecraft RUclipsr

    • @Roasted-Tomato27
      @Roasted-Tomato27 5 месяцев назад +36

      @@CoolAnagram Not the Hermits though. Hermitcraft is very free of scandals and drama

    • @theforestofoak
      @theforestofoak 5 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@Roasted-Tomato27 not exactly, but all current members are fine as far as I know

    • @lemuhnn
      @lemuhnn 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@Roasted-Tomato27 current members maybe but you never know

  • @ScooterinAB
    @ScooterinAB 5 месяцев назад +1719

    "Whoever tips the most wins."
    *immediately afterwards*
    "I consider myself to be a pretty honest guy. I'm gonna have to mislead Doc..."

    • @lorimartabin7992
      @lorimartabin7992 5 месяцев назад +19

      One of my favorite parts of the episode so far lol

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 5 месяцев назад +12

      Hey, it's just like _real_ court!

    • @raccoon2899
      @raccoon2899 5 месяцев назад +7

      Sounds like some always sunny in philly lmao

  • @mikewilliams6025
    @mikewilliams6025 5 месяцев назад +587

    You've struck gold, Bdubs. I mean, not literally. No one is buying any of your products. But in a deeper, non-financial sense, you're swimming in it.

    • @hakerboi
      @hakerboi 2 месяца назад

      that is very... direct?

    • @maryjanecompton8458
      @maryjanecompton8458 2 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead! Love you bdubs but this was some good banter 🖤

  • @bananaspliitz9136
    @bananaspliitz9136 5 месяцев назад +150

    17:47 Joe calling doc a well meaning young man like he’s not the oldest hermit on the server😂

  • @Bee_Dup
    @Bee_Dup 5 месяцев назад +2845

    Finally Bdubs can sue Tango for slander whenever he calls him anything less than 5'10", the step stool revenge tour has been cooking since Season 9.

    • @keyos4398
      @keyos4398 5 месяцев назад +19

      who would be the judge in that case

    • @Bee_Dup
      @Bee_Dup 5 месяцев назад +67

      @@keyos4398 The tallest one in the courtroom.

    • @keyos4398
      @keyos4398 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@Bee_Dup isnt that doc? the last person i would want to see the judge

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe 5 месяцев назад +11

      omg…did not know that my account came with bdubs emojis🎉🎉🎉

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 месяцев назад +5

      Well he did cut his hair short, so we might need a remeasure.

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 5 месяцев назад +1104

    that intro went ALL OVER THE PLACE LMFAO
    "he gave kids candy"
    "he turned out to be kind of a creep"
    "i want to be that for the other hermits"
    XD

  • @evawettergren7492
    @evawettergren7492 5 месяцев назад +469

    Now, I wouldn't mind watching a "Scar vs Snails/Big Ron" court case episode. And perhaps the court shoud... Appoint... legal representation to the snails. Let's say for instance, Grian and Gem? (Scar might consider hiring Skizz, he's the best lawyer around at the moment it seems.)

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 5 месяцев назад +11

      I think hermitcraft should implement the if Big Ron is on your build, you should be responsible for the lawsuit.

    • @reverance_pavane
      @reverance_pavane 5 месяцев назад +7

      Surely there are a couple of hermits that act in loco parentis for the snails...

    • @levilukeskytrekker
      @levilukeskytrekker 5 месяцев назад +8

      Grian and Gem could serve as Public Defenders, which are the free lawyers you can request if you're broke and can't afford a lawyer.

  • @Kahandran
    @Kahandran 5 месяцев назад +140

    "You can't... sue... snails. But I'll do it."

  • @Sitskier123
    @Sitskier123 5 месяцев назад +158

    Bdubs: “are your legs tingling my legs are tingling”
    Me looking down at me wheelchair: “yep just barely”

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 3 дня назад +1

      As paraplegic with chronic pain in my legs somehow I feel seen

  • @mimasweets
    @mimasweets 5 месяцев назад +1406

    Joe's "Child esophagus defense" is still my favorite part of this case 😂😂😂

    • @chicabear
      @chicabear 5 месяцев назад +121

      The cherry on top was Bdubs' "SERIOUSLY?"

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl 5 месяцев назад +64

      it's funny that pleading insanity is the only option joe had

    • @beeninn8307
      @beeninn8307 5 месяцев назад +43

      "lord have mercy" docm killed me

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@kittyshippercavegirl it's a "nothing is ever anyone's fault" situation. if you know you know.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 5 месяцев назад +44

      "I was not thinking of Doc's esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass" is the sentence of all time.

  • @tacoboutaknight3964
    @tacoboutaknight3964 5 месяцев назад +841

    Of course you can sue a snail. You just need to get the snails to hire a lawyer.

    • @DisasterAster
      @DisasterAster 5 месяцев назад +33

      It's perfect. With the mail system totally possible too

    • @DatRandomInternetDude
      @DatRandomInternetDude 5 месяцев назад +72

      Grain or Gem as a lawyer or a witness will be hilarious

    • @lordbusiness-qs4ok
      @lordbusiness-qs4ok 5 месяцев назад +7

      I think you can represent yourself in arbitration

    • @linklink3069
      @linklink3069 5 месяцев назад +22

      Scar could sue Grian and Gem for conspiring with the snails to bully him

    • @ciaramaereyes3026
      @ciaramaereyes3026 5 месяцев назад +16

      Plus a translator who can talk in their behalf

  • @izzytodd4242
    @izzytodd4242 5 месяцев назад +1534

    The “what the heck is happening” during Joe’s “big baby” argument made me put down my crochet and laugh for about a full minute, thank you for that Bdubs 😂😂

    • @MaxVolumeHD
      @MaxVolumeHD 5 месяцев назад +13

      So good 🤣

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 5 месяцев назад +15

      I am very happy I had my inhaler

    • @DugSundance
      @DugSundance 5 месяцев назад +31

      His characters blink was perfect

    • @theazalealemon
      @theazalealemon 5 месяцев назад +14

      eyyy! fellow crocheter!

    • @karenpag
      @karenpag 5 месяцев назад +10

      Exactly the same happened to me with my crochet hahaha I came directly to the comments and found your comment so funny

  • @owenm.7460
    @owenm.7460 5 месяцев назад +98

    as a certified paralegal, i can confirm that most of this courtroom scene is accurate. Skizz did a wonderful job at setting the scene and using the *mostly* correct language. excellent job!

  • @MxMothra
    @MxMothra 5 месяцев назад +214

    24:10 he forcefully approached us and said “hey, I’m the guy who wants all the wood.”
    I mean, he knows what he wants, no shame in that these days.

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb 5 месяцев назад +1170

    "no further questions, your honor."
    "...SERIOUSLY?"
    omg i've been DYING this whole episode, possibly the most i've ever laughed at a hermitcraft episode. thank you for this bdubz, tall claims court is amazing!

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 5 месяцев назад +6

      that was so funny

    • @xiaoxuee
      @xiaoxuee 5 месяцев назад +10

      27:15

    • @sauropody3992
      @sauropody3992 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@xiaoxuee thank you, you kind, kind soul.

  • @LepRECON.
    @LepRECON. 5 месяцев назад +329

    “I now pronounce you husband and wife” and then the cut to credits killed me

  • @chrismerrell7957
    @chrismerrell7957 5 месяцев назад +964

    "Cleo, thrilled! Doc..."
    Doc wailing in the background: "I HAVE THINGS THAT I NEED TO DO!!!"
    "He's adjusting to the judgment."
    That was too perfect XD

    • @candychip2557
      @candychip2557 5 месяцев назад +34

      36:34 for anyone who didn't hear it the first time

  • @DanielHauser
    @DanielHauser 5 месяцев назад +46

    This video will be remembered. It's one for the books.

  • @alyssa09485
    @alyssa09485 5 месяцев назад +51

    Of ALL the top notch ediitng jam-packed into this video I think my favorite by far is the cutaway at 17:35, Joe's voice getting muffled, Bdubs blinking a blank stare for a beat, and then "what the heck is happening" 😂😂 this video is SOOO good

    • @dee2007
      @dee2007 5 месяцев назад +2

      The big shots of the courtroom scenes and close ups of doc and Cleo reactions -- how many cameras did you have going Bdubs??!!

  • @keab42
    @keab42 5 месяцев назад +222

    The closeup on Cleo just casually breaking Lawyer False's neck was just great.

    • @r7f1clw0lfgames2
      @r7f1clw0lfgames2 День назад

      I like to think of it as a False Lawyer (since it’s just an armor stand lol)

  • @alexoyvind
    @alexoyvind 5 месяцев назад +416

    "WE'RE GOING HEADS OR TAILS!" There are tears in my eyes from laughing :D

    • @Rhaifha
      @Rhaifha 5 месяцев назад +16

      The *GLEE* in his voice, saying that. I loved it.

    • @Trunga77th
      @Trunga77th 5 месяцев назад +11

      This has gotta be a horn for sure!

  • @oofy_emma1072
    @oofy_emma1072 5 месяцев назад +379

    "look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail" -Doc, probably

  • @crasscastle6115
    @crasscastle6115 5 месяцев назад +73

    If we only get "TALL CLAIMS COURT" for the rest of the hermitcraft season... I will be a happy man.

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 5 месяцев назад +74

    This right here is why "watching the same events from multiple viewpoints" is an integral part of the Hermitcraft Experience. You got Cleo and Doc for the pov of prosecution and defendant, of course, then you have the Joe Hills Difference™ of being _in_ the courtroom audience, and now we get the "shot for broadcast TV" version with an episode of _Tall Claims Court,_ which was well worth the wait. Thank you for making us laugh all over again, Your Highness!

  • @thomasandolf7365
    @thomasandolf7365 5 месяцев назад +220

    Bdubs, here is a tip, make a horn that sounds like a gavel smacking the bench... would be a great addition so when people our out of order, you play the horn!

    • @annieh1315
      @annieh1315 5 месяцев назад +22

      Better yet, put it on a player head on a note block. That way he can play it over and over and not have to wait for the cooldown!

  • @captain_noodles
    @captain_noodles 5 месяцев назад +709

    doc looking at joe:
    look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 5 месяцев назад +38

      Doc made it impossible for any1 to defend him poor Joe xD

    • @jackdaw6095
      @jackdaw6095 5 месяцев назад +8

      Thats what you get when you hire a muppet

  • @FrostbyteFreeman
    @FrostbyteFreeman 5 месяцев назад +530

    37:37 Words cannot even possibly begin to articulate how unfathomably disappointed I was when the "I sang that" didn't play the second time through with the Out on Location theme. Petition for that soundbite to become an official part of the theme tune, pretty please, Your Majesty.

    • @urmom-_
      @urmom-_ 5 месяцев назад

      pretty please your majesty is next level glaze 😂 i respect it

    • @keenbtf
      @keenbtf 5 месяцев назад +6

      I was waiting for that too XD

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 5 месяцев назад +25

    Skizz was actually completely legally correct in his objection. Joe’s methods while examining Ren were argumentative

  • @yuriakibara8469
    @yuriakibara8469 5 месяцев назад +28

    Love the fact that bdubs is just free to give himself/other people power in the server whenever he feels like it

  • @metalnut92
    @metalnut92 5 месяцев назад +323

    'I cannot recall if I cannot recall.'
    Ren's been watching footage of UK Parliamentary select committees. He's gonna ace that citizenship test.

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth 4 месяца назад

      I thought you only saw circus acts like that in my own country's parliament (South Africa). Don't know whether to feel relieved or concerned.

    • @Matthew_Branagan
      @Matthew_Branagan 3 месяца назад

      @@DissonantSynthFunnily enough Ren is actually from South Africa

  • @Shepscapades
    @Shepscapades 5 месяцев назад +738

    "I'll take care of Cleo and Doc's mouth after my segment" insane. thank you bdubs

    • @aud9931
      @aud9931 5 месяцев назад +7

      :O HI SHEP!!! i love your comics :D

    • @Kaczucha12
      @Kaczucha12 5 месяцев назад +1

      I saw the profile pic and had to double check if it was actually you

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 5 месяцев назад +1

      hi shep ^-^//

  • @cameron7938
    @cameron7938 5 месяцев назад +522

    I love the little language barrier at 38:44 when Bdubs says lets take a few steps back and Doc just backs up lol

    • @luaqi
      @luaqi 5 месяцев назад +68

      didn't catch that, that's so cute lol

    • @PKua007
      @PKua007 5 месяцев назад +62

      I don't think it was a language barrier, maybe a subconscious suggestion, Doc is quite proficient with his phrasal verbs and idioms. As a non-native English speaker, I wish I was as natural as him

    • @crit7514
      @crit7514 5 месяцев назад +20

      It was a joke

  • @Braxiatel_
    @Braxiatel_ 5 месяцев назад +79

    You can absolutely tell how much time and effort has gone into the editing of this. It's clever, it's funny, and it flows perfectly. Artfully done, Bdubs, this is absolutely something you can take pride in.
    Dont' take this as me saying you should be rushing off to the next project already, but I do hope to see more of these trials. I would especially love to see the case of Scar v. the Snails (and Big Ron? Mumbo?), or perhaps something involving Cub? He sued Pearl to get her to build the shopping district portal, and has clearly realised that he can use the power of the court to his advantage. I bet you get him to sue other people and make a case out of that too.

  • @LimeymanZero
    @LimeymanZero 5 месяцев назад +78

    "Tall Claims Court" is such a great hermit joke, well done! This is the 3rd or 4th time seeing this trial and it's not getting old, hope Hermitcraft goes sue crazy this season!

  • @brianschoenrock601
    @brianschoenrock601 5 месяцев назад +359

    "It's fine, it's f...look at the size of this hat!" I lost it. I'm still giggling.

    • @izzytodd4242
      @izzytodd4242 5 месяцев назад +17

      Immediately followed by “HES GOT THE DIAMOND BOOTS!”

  • @DanZorny
    @DanZorny 5 месяцев назад +310

    Doc's anguished cries as Bdubs pats himself on the back for the perfect judgement is everything

    • @owowarrior864
      @owowarrior864 5 месяцев назад +39

      LOL YES
      he was like "i'm so glad that everyone is happy about this outcome ^w^ " and doc's there swearing revenge on everyone in a 50 mile radius

  • @ChaseL16357
    @ChaseL16357 5 месяцев назад +328

    That's no from Doc @ 28:56 was the most genuine no I've heard in a long time.

    • @ExistentialNathan
      @ExistentialNathan 5 месяцев назад +30

      Cub needs to make that a horn

    • @ChaseL16357
      @ChaseL16357 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@ExistentialNathan oh yeah

    • @leandrosoares8338
      @leandrosoares8338 5 месяцев назад +10

      It was so intense, a lot of emotion was on that monosyllable

  • @APrettyGoodChannel
    @APrettyGoodChannel 5 месяцев назад +12

    This is a gift in case I ever end up in your court.

  • @haldalas
    @haldalas 5 месяцев назад +9

    36:30 the muffled screams and arguments in the room behind him are fantastic here

  • @Aenyn
    @Aenyn 5 месяцев назад +482

    The court could be the perfect medium to bring in guests. Can you imagine Jimmy coming on as an attorney?

  • @Joe-jh2gc
    @Joe-jh2gc 5 месяцев назад +339

    “No swearing in this court” 😂 Possibly one of the best Hermitcraft videos ever made. So many punch lines

  • @TheSourHappy
    @TheSourHappy 5 месяцев назад +258

    "There's no swearing in this court" might he my favorite line

  • @Klehan
    @Klehan 5 месяцев назад +29

    "He's wearing the diamond boots!" The delivery of that line killed me🤣 New favorite quote of the season!

  • @ErisUrsdrmortis
    @ErisUrsdrmortis 5 месяцев назад +9

    27:14
    “Lord have Mercy~”
    Doc sounds so tired and done with this whole thing, like, “Why did I choose this guy as my lawyer? Oh, I regret so many things right now..”

  • @alltrysilver
    @alltrysilver 5 месяцев назад +395

    Villager was a paid actor

  • @MrMurph
    @MrMurph 5 месяцев назад +403

    The “I fell asleep like halfway through it” when Bdubbs was sleeping on the podium actually caught me off guard.

    • @thebananaking144
      @thebananaking144 5 месяцев назад +8

      I snorted bahaha

    • @luaqi
      @luaqi 5 месяцев назад +6

      that was so funny I was about to comment the same thing

  • @servantbee.
    @servantbee. 5 месяцев назад +81

    (joe explaining how doc is a baby) “what the heck is happening”
    SO good im cryinnggggg

  • @cai_ryn
    @cai_ryn 5 месяцев назад +22

    The framing and editing of the third person sequences in this episode are *chefs kiss* sublime. It’s genuinely so immersive and entertaining!

  • @serotoninghost
    @serotoninghost 5 месяцев назад +11

    "The moment I find out who did It I Im gonna-" bdubs holds diamond ore "what..?😟" doc was flabbergasted.
    Also ren's double take😂 23:10

  • @antiichristie
    @antiichristie 5 месяцев назад +509

    This is the greatest day of my life. Tall Claims Court merch when?

  • @equestrianrosie
    @equestrianrosie 5 месяцев назад +317

    I have played minecraft for 1000s of hours over 13 years. I have never once seen a mob walk through an armor stand and set a world record for fastest costume change.

    • @justt_lynch
      @justt_lynch 5 месяцев назад +66

      I think the skeleton shot an arrow at the Armour stand and it broke and that allowed the skeleton ro do the costume change so fast lol

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 5 месяцев назад +182

    Bdubs, I don’t know how you did it but you have managed to create the *perfect* stage for the Hermits to show off their comic chops. This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. “WE’RE GOIN HEADS OR TAILS!!” kills me every time.

  • @Vingari_
    @Vingari_ 5 месяцев назад +25

    I’ve already seen the court case like 3 times but it’s better every time, especially with these cinematic camera angles

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 5 месяцев назад +195

    Doc saying the audience pressured him into going with pearl, when that audience was overwhelmingly telling him not to do it.

  • @TheWasthereonce
    @TheWasthereonce 5 месяцев назад +249

    It's not a Bdubs and Scar video without their immediate deaths within the first minute of them meeting. lol

  • @jtswartz1672
    @jtswartz1672 5 месяцев назад +214

    "I sang that" is gonna live rent free in my head all day. Thanks Bdubs!

  • @djoagast9668
    @djoagast9668 5 месяцев назад +4

    100% best hermitcraft video there is, everyone was so prepared! I don’t even wacht hermitcraft OR videos longer than 2 minutes. I think this is the first video in years that I watched all the way through. Thanks for the laughs Bdubs!

  • @siralstarborn1079
    @siralstarborn1079 5 месяцев назад +1

    Best episode of all Hermitcraft since Ren's ending Movie of Season 7! Thanks, BDubs!

  • @alecthe2nd
    @alecthe2nd 5 месяцев назад +110

    Mans got time-bending powers, lol, his deliberations took no more than a second on the other hermits' perspectives

  • @Darker_Waters
    @Darker_Waters 5 месяцев назад +286

    I'm calling it. Bdubs has been stealing docs diamond redstone ore because he knows doc would go insane and, well, do what doc does when he's angry. All in order to convince people to sue him when that eventually happens. It's all part of bdubs' plan to create his own court house TV show. Nailed it.
    Ps, nice editing bdubs. 😁

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 5 месяцев назад +31

      If this _IS_ the case and Doc finds out... There will be nothing left of the court house TV show... OR the court house! _Nyehahahaha-_

    • @kirk7784
      @kirk7784 5 месяцев назад +12

      This adds up, we all know that Bdubs has incredible redstone prowess

    • @JoelNitsch
      @JoelNitsch 5 месяцев назад +13

      I had to come see if anyone else had this same thought!! People think it’s Cub because of his Redstone knowledge, but as we all know from Redstone with BDubs, he is also a perfect redstoner. Also Cub didn’t have motive beyond just pranking, BDubs has motive to get his court house going!

    • @purplejellytotPJT
      @purplejellytotPJT 5 месяцев назад +6

      Or he convinced his season partner, Impulse, to do the dirty work for him!!

    • @OliverMeyer-tp2dk
      @OliverMeyer-tp2dk 5 месяцев назад +6

      He also had diamond blocks in hi s inventory when talking to Cleo

  • @missjacquelineo
    @missjacquelineo 5 месяцев назад +141

    Totally worth the wait. I know you were stressing about it but it’s truly fantastic.

  • @TheCraterz
    @TheCraterz 5 месяцев назад +7

    Love the reference to First Kings 3:16, a.k.a., "A Wise Ruling". Nicely done, your "high"-ness!

  • @StevenWadeJr
    @StevenWadeJr 5 месяцев назад +5

    The production quality of this was absolutely superb. The subtle details from Bdubs' blinks, the muffled voices behind the doors, the slight echo everyone's audio had as if they were in a large empty room. Absolutely stand up job!

  • @Qwertyguy09
    @Qwertyguy09 5 месяцев назад +138

    I love the “May the force be with me while I judge them lest they be judged” sign behind Bdubs

  • @Justalilllama
    @Justalilllama 5 месяцев назад +122

    Not even a minute in and I've learned so much about who bdubs is as a person; I truly respect him wanting to be the creepy person who gives candy to kids

    • @benja1378
      @benja1378 5 месяцев назад +9

      Nooooo 😂

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 5 месяцев назад +85

    Bdubs should have Cleo make an armor stand of bdubs holding a bell like a town crier and under it have a skulk sensor that detects people and sets off a record with bdubs saying “free suin’ papers! Get your free suin’ papers here!” And a bell that repeatedly goes off for the duration of the disk! That would go perfect outside the courthouse next to the barrel and anvil!
    Edit: Maybe even add a couple through the shopping district and outside the permit office

  • @agentant0039
    @agentant0039 5 месяцев назад +16

    You need to issue jury summons to get some jurors in there to help you determine the guilt of the defendant.

  • @dee2007
    @dee2007 5 месяцев назад +4

    Amazing effects on the video clip of doc and Cleo incident 4:26 - black and white grainy footage and audio adjustments- chefs kiss 👏

  • @BRORIGIN
    @BRORIGIN 5 месяцев назад +122

    If you put on an elytra, it's gonna look like you're wearing a judge's cape. Better yet, you can retexture it to look like one

  • @PerryRata
    @PerryRata 5 месяцев назад +64

    Bdubs. This is genuinely the highest quality Minecraft video I have ever seen. SOOOO MUCH PASSION WENT INTO THIS and it was 100% worth the wait!! Hearing and seeing all of the editing choices were SO professional and absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for this, you did phenomenal!

  • @Morningblossom
    @Morningblossom 5 месяцев назад +55

    I love the Post-Trial "interview" with Bdubs and you can just hear Doc yelling in the background, it's so funny

  • @amelia-vz5ex
    @amelia-vz5ex 4 месяца назад +5

    THE COURT ROOM IS ECHOING. Absolutely baffled by the sheer amount of attention to detail you’ve done here. Keep up the good work!

  • @awkwardsilence4241
    @awkwardsilence4241 5 месяцев назад +14

    "You can't sue snails"
    Clearly Bdubs has never watched Gary Busey pet judge

  • @LelaniWaterflower
    @LelaniWaterflower 5 месяцев назад +68

    I've been going around watching all of the courhouse POVs, and I don't know how but Bdubs has managed to make a COMPLETELY different experience than the uncut POVs. Like the ominous music of the Heads or Tails machine, the little judge commentaries sprinkled in, the camera zooms, it feels like I'm genuinely watching a courtroom reality TV show and I love it-

  • @bizmar
    @bizmar 5 месяцев назад +69

    Excellent sound design. Muffling the courtroom banter when you close the door was really nice. You sing good.

  • @appleofdoom
    @appleofdoom 5 месяцев назад +83

    I feel like Joe could've predicated the whole case on the fact that Cleo had no attachment nor ownership over that pig instead of predicating it over Doc being a big baby

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 5 месяцев назад +16

      That would have been a difficult angle to pursue, given it was a pig with historical significance.

    • @Yirggzmb
      @Yirggzmb 5 месяцев назад +28

      "Doc is a big baby" is funnier though lol

    • @Rhaifha
      @Rhaifha 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yes, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny

  • @mikaelaullberg9004
    @mikaelaullberg9004 5 месяцев назад +8

    If you watch at 1:55 the skeletons are fighting each other and one misses and hits the armor stand, which breaks it. The gargoyle skelly then walked through the pile of armor and did the fastest Suit Up known to man 😄
    Also Bdubs you've outdone yourself, this was amazing

  • @G.M23
    @G.M23 5 месяцев назад +10

    This is a hermitcract MASTRPIECE!! Next time, can you do a Kitchen Nightmares style opening, where you give snippets of the upcoming drama?

  • @dbuck4602
    @dbuck4602 5 месяцев назад +62

    They say reality TV is the lowest form of entertainment. **They** have clearly never seen Tall Claims Court!
    This was truly a masterpiece XD

  • @lFunGuyl
    @lFunGuyl 5 месяцев назад +392

    Grian: Scolds viewers for requesting more content
    Mumbo: Drops Redstone to become Builder
    BDubs: *LET'S GET SUE CRAZY*

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 5 месяцев назад +83

      What a season of metamorphosis this has been.
      Grian has picked up redstone and has created a government instead of resisting it;
      Mumbo does a 180 and becomes a building RUclipsr;
      Pearl becomes a redstone master in the span of 3 episodes;
      Bdubs, instead of choosing a puppet government of his liking, decided to drop the act and *BECOME* the power weilder.
      And meanwhile, Doc. The same inhumanely petty goat-god with insane technical skill.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@NickAndriadze To be fair to Doc, he said straight out in Episode 1 that he doesn't like to do anything, and that includes changing.

    • @stefanogalimberti1416
      @stefanogalimberti1416 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@NickAndriadzeto be fair, Mumbo has always been a good builder

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@NickAndriadze To be fair though, Etho is still posting like once a month and lives in an unfinished house in a jungle. Some things just never change...

  • @PRINCEofNONE
    @PRINCEofNONE 5 месяцев назад +74

    Note to self: Don’t leave your best sets of armor on armor stands where a skeleton can shoot it and pick it all up.

  • @MichaelVanHuik
    @MichaelVanHuik 5 месяцев назад +12

    All fun and jokes aside, can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematic style of video, i love it so much!! Felt more like i was watching an episode from… then watching a youtube video

  • @ziggyoickle3445
    @ziggyoickle3445 5 месяцев назад +5

    I hope I get to see fanart of Judge Bdubs officiating a wedding of Doc in a Bride's outfit and Cleo in a tux with Joe as the maid of honour and Skizz as the best man

  • @Plabs_
    @Plabs_ 5 месяцев назад +33

    I saw you were stressing out about this video on Twitter but man, you did a phenomenal job on it! I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Excited to see future trials!

  • @NoOne-yy8ok
    @NoOne-yy8ok 5 месяцев назад +75

    best vid ive watched in a hot minute, "WE'RE GOIN HEADS OR TAILS" has me in stitches 🤣

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze 5 месяцев назад +36

    This has been the most anticipated video of the year for me so far, ever since the court case dropped I was DYING to see Bdubs' beautiful and professionally edited TV show version of it. And boy did it not disappoint!

  • @CarlHaggerty
    @CarlHaggerty 5 месяцев назад +5

    Such a quality video - this is setting a new standard for episodes - this feels like an episode of Reno 911 or Parks and Recreation.
    Massive kudos to you bdubs

  • @theunpatrioticcroat6284
    @theunpatrioticcroat6284 5 месяцев назад +3

    25:10 Objection your highness in this court it is actually 5 strikes
    30:36 your highness, here we have a 4th example of a docm77 threat. He is holding a porkchop.

  • @akr4s1a
    @akr4s1a 5 месяцев назад +35

    I do not understand how bdubs could possibly think this video didn't live up to expectations, the extra time was absolutely worth it.