It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead. This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage. Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does. Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long. Seriously, what a f'n joke.
I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol
Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck
Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time
It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.
Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.
I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.
he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck
He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang." You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ? Where do you read that only old people say dog ? And what did I win ? Haha
I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy! That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!
Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story
I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.
I had a pre algebra teacher freshman year that lived on my street, barely old enough to teach, and was sleeping with one of my bf and she would give me nothing but A's and let me smoke herb in her car during school.It was a great beginning of highschool.
When Joey Diaz was in highschool he asked the principal to step into his office.
i was like 666
invaa2K congratulations
@@conormartin3476 Congratulations on congratulating him for being the 666th like
Jacob Peters congratulations on congratulating the the guy that congratulated someone else for getting the 666th like.
@@conormartin3476 Fuck that guy that originally got congratulated
how is this guys life not a mini series yet?
It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead.
This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage.
Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does.
Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long.
Seriously, what a f'n joke.
proni1 dude.. because it's 95% lies lol.
Dan Dan Gray even if it is, it's entertaining as fuck
fuck a mini series this should just be a regular series
Dan Dan Gray yea, you would definitely know that, makes sense... dumbass
I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol
yeah but you'd be 60 by now...
Baby boomers ruined the economy dog... Too much blow and too little giving a fuck about real shit
Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck
the basedgod nah the 70s and 80s seem great now in the present but in those days crime was fucking rampant it really was not a great time to be alive.
Burroughs Golden Speedballs it sounds like you are.....
"He goes close the door behind ya" lol
Damn I wish I graduated high school in the eighties
Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time
It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.
Not many people did
Eric the Viking
Watch the movie "class 82", you will have an idea . You'll have to survive the violent punks
Early 90s were okay too. Definitely not the 80s, but we did a bunch of stuff that would get kids arrested today.
Nobody can top this man on a story
mxamiss5 i can. Easy...
Enlightened Idiot ima sit here n wait for u to tell one of your stories I don't care if it takes me years, let's hear one
john byers ok I'll give you one today...
Charlie Murphy was on par with Joey in story telling
Idk man... Steve o’s got some pretty crazy stories with video proof to them all
Imagine if you were an ex classmate of Joey's and watching this right now and looking back thinking about that coach. #stoned
Karl Pilkington .
He's either the greatest liar of all time or has had one hell of a life lol.
Bit of both probably
Greatest liar for sure. But damn he tells them well
Dude is a liar.
@@Juan_deep how so?
Great storytelling.
If you grew up in a neighborhood like he did, this shit is still going on.
His stories tangent off into better stories than the original story 😂
"And then he called me because a younger friend of mine cut his finger off." Uhhhhhh aight?
Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.
“It was 82, everyone was hiding and doing blow.”
And lookin out windows lmao
I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.
Damn you never know who a motherfucker is
This is the biggest cap I’ve ever heard
🧢
imagine a teacher actually risking his job to smoke a bowl in a port o potty with a teenager
Juul Eater say cap one more time you inbred, underage, nicotine fiendin ass boi.
2 hours to count 400 dollars? Maybe if it was in quarters...
these momos aint got enough toes to count that high all at once
Moonman dude are you sane?
It's a figure of speech isn't it
Sureyya EkincI read his profile click on his pic
It's called hyperbole. It's annoying when people over-analyze stuff. You know what was being said.
GTA: Joey Diaz Edition
A million and one stories, this guy...
Impossible to get tired of this legend..!!
I could deadass fall asleep to this mans stories. Such a soothing voice.
joey diaz somehow whispers and yells at the same time
"Fuckin Stiopik!!!"
Walter Tupou only few people get this 😂😂😂😂
Ryan Dixon pretty sure anyone who watches jre would get this
Walter Tupou he's got that immigrant mentality. you can't fuck with him
hahahaha! your gum is comin out fix that shit!
ITS HIM AND FUCKING KHALABIB
he's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang
Nigga you dumb AF people still say dawg
why should i read it again i understood what he said that's why i replied with people still say it emphasis on "people" ages 0-120
he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck
He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang."
You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ?
Where do you read that only old people say dog ?
And what did I win ?
Haha
Sounds like a date.
Truth, it was crazy back then the old heads know him.
your the most honest guy on television a big fan from Canada RICH TV LIVE
“That’s how you gotta live. I wish it would’ve lasted.” Lmao
This man Joey Diaz has the funniest story's 😂😂😂
If leather had a voice it would sound like Joey Diaz
It sounds like he’s interviewing Owen Wilson
“Wooooow”
“WOW”
*whispers* “woooow”
what would joey Diaz be like infused with that "Stoned surfer dude owen wilson"
I wish this guy was my grandad or something. I could listen to old dudes talk ALLLLL DAAY.
I love when hes done telling a story about drug, gun, dealing and running, hes like "whatcha gonna do, we had to have fun?" Lmfao
Plot Twist: Joey Diaz was a regular dude in the eighties but can pull stories out of his ass in an instant.
Best "STORY" teller.
Great story teller. Love the podcast. Keep telling those stories.
Videos like this are why I say one more time at 2:30 am
everybody was lookin out the window
Doug Johnson explain.. what does that mean
@@pmaii7707 they're paranoid about cops or other people coming for them for either dealing coke or using
I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy!
That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!
He sounds like he can send 50 murders after my family with just a cough
Lol Joey is lucky to be alive after all the coke and robbery stories
This fuckn khalabib
George Saint Pierre it's st
Fucking Stiopic too!!!
Take a hit of the GSP
He wasn't a good dealer if he didn't know a dollar weighs a gram, so he coulda just weighed the cash.
You reckon all his cash was in 1 dollar notes😂😂😂😂
Tom Klopp all the bills weight the same lmao, grand in 20s gonna be 50g/50 bills for example
Would love to meet joey
Im.from nj and his stories remind me so much of what dad tells me about growing up
I could listen to him talk for hours
Greatest story teller of all time, what a guy 🤣🤣🤣
From someone who used to do blow, its a crazy life. Glad its behind me.
i love listening to diazs stories
What an OG!!! A dying breed
The discrete bong on the bottom right
The first summer after you leave high school is always the best
It was a great summer
Mad flavour
"everybody was looking windows at that point"
Cocaine is a substance I will happily never do
Shiii u missing out dawg
Me neither. Stimulants aren't my thing.
Artem Jetman bro you guys actin like coke is an amazing high, yeah maybe it won’t mess you up in moderation but most coke users get addicted
Quentin Reiner
Youre a fucking moron
Prolly from the coke
Quentin Reiner how many grams in a 8 ball?
Where can I find these whole podcasts?
This the type of stories I wish my grandfather would tell not that boring shit
shit what does your grandpa tell you
Rehab and Detox is like this: people telling what we call War Stories about all the dirt they’ve done. The old timers always have the best stories
I think he just tells stories if people are listening
“Looking out windows at that point” 😂
love the stories!
Meanwhile my buddy did the same thing and is facing idk how many years, I’m clueless.
This man has had one the most interesting lives ...ever
Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story
lol. I knew an algebra teacher my age who did coke and bought ounces of molly. Dude partied every weekend.
Man I love this guy ! 😂💯🙌🏽
I got plenty of those great stories but the statue of limitations are still fresh so I can't tell them on a podcast. Maybe a book one day.
Joey “what were we talking about” Diaz
Joey Diaz cocaine stories go great with breakfast
Ahhh North Bergen High School! The good old days...go Bruins lol
YEEERRRR
I love hearing this guys stories... He just doesn't seem like the type to bullshit and lie about what happened.
Anyone know the title to the one where he and his friends beat up the overland skier in his neighbourhood.... That's classic
Joey makes up everything as he goes lol
Joey is the MVP
"AND??" 😆😂🤣
1982 baby!
Uncle Joey was wild
Uncle Joey the wild man
Haven’t seen a morning joint vid in a year
Uncle Joey's Stories!.
I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.
There was a gun commercial before this.
Joey is the best story teller. He has a way of talking about his past crimes that make you want to do them with him.
greatest story ever
Does anybody know what high school this guy went too
U can probably google it
This man's a fuckin legend
It was a great fucking summer lol
If joey told you it was raining you would have to look out the window !!!!
Great story
He needs to write a book
I had a pre algebra teacher freshman year that lived on my street, barely old enough to teach, and was sleeping with one of my bf and she would give me nothing but A's and let me smoke herb in her car during school.It was a great beginning of highschool.
He’s so much more calm when he’s high 😂
Everyone is.
He should really have a documentary done on himself...netflix would pick that shit up im sure...nothing but joey in the 80s id watch that shit
"great fucking summer.. wish it would of lasted."
tremendous
snooting with the professor
Joey has sinned more than the entire state of Utah.
I wish I could find some nice coke
Mike Pantaleo you're a fucking loser lmao
David Stevenson lol your a coward
Crooked_MX-5 y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack
I get the fire blow guy 😂🔥💪🏻
Bronx baby!
Joey why have you not drafted a screenplay yet based on your life? Do you not realize it would be a blockbuster?
I conned a cop to give me back my pipe when my car was searched once. My friends jaws hit the ground.
aric raymond how
How
on some breaking bad type stuff 🤣🤣
All his stories are like in the movie is this guy for real
That tremendous coke was Colombian coke 💀💀💀😹😹😹😹
Coco needs a Netflix series
“He robbed a gas station” MAD CHILL