Joey Diaz - How He Bribed A Teacher with Cocaine

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 6 лет назад +2249

    When Joey Diaz was in highschool he asked the principal to step into his office.

    • @invaa2k271
      @invaa2k271 5 лет назад +1

      i was like 666

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 5 лет назад +8

      invaa2K congratulations

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +6

      @@conormartin3476 Congratulations on congratulating him for being the 666th like

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 5 лет назад +7

      Jacob Peters congratulations on congratulating the the guy that congratulated someone else for getting the 666th like.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +7

      @@conormartin3476 Fuck that guy that originally got congratulated

  • @proni1
    @proni1 7 лет назад +3151

    how is this guys life not a mini series yet?

    • @fixyourface10
      @fixyourface10 7 лет назад +102

      It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead.
      This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage.
      Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does.
      Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long.
      Seriously, what a f'n joke.

    • @dandangray5766
      @dandangray5766 7 лет назад +91

      proni1 dude.. because it's 95% lies lol.

    • @proni1
      @proni1 7 лет назад +76

      Dan Dan Gray even if it is, it's entertaining as fuck

    • @miltonontario2068
      @miltonontario2068 7 лет назад +45

      fuck a mini series this should just be a regular series

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 7 лет назад +8

      Dan Dan Gray yea, you would definitely know that, makes sense... dumbass

  • @garrygarcia5008
    @garrygarcia5008 7 лет назад +799

    I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol

    • @DopeEd
      @DopeEd 7 лет назад +82

      yeah but you'd be 60 by now...

    • @gustavodemira7416
      @gustavodemira7416 7 лет назад +103

      Baby boomers ruined the economy dog... Too much blow and too little giving a fuck about real shit

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад +13

      Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 6 лет назад +3

      the basedgod nah the 70s and 80s seem great now in the present but in those days crime was fucking rampant it really was not a great time to be alive.

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад

      Burroughs Golden Speedballs it sounds like you are.....

  • @erictheviking844
    @erictheviking844 7 лет назад +1028

    Damn I wish I graduated high school in the eighties

    • @jedhud7609
      @jedhud7609 7 лет назад +24

      Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time

    • @josephkelley8641
      @josephkelley8641 7 лет назад +23

      It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.

    • @shane8911
      @shane8911 6 лет назад +1

      Not many people did

    • @paultremblay4836
      @paultremblay4836 6 лет назад +1

      Eric the Viking
      Watch the movie "class 82", you will have an idea . You'll have to survive the violent punks

    • @Meow_Ag47
      @Meow_Ag47 6 лет назад +4

      Early 90s were okay too. Definitely not the 80s, but we did a bunch of stuff that would get kids arrested today.

  • @MrLawrenceflowers
    @MrLawrenceflowers 7 лет назад +260

    "He goes close the door behind ya" lol

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 7 лет назад +145

    Imagine if you were an ex classmate of Joey's and watching this right now and looking back thinking about that coach. #stoned

  • @freakinmint4093
    @freakinmint4093 5 лет назад +118

    "And then he called me because a younger friend of mine cut his finger off." Uhhhhhh aight?

    • @MrJ-rw2hb
      @MrJ-rw2hb 4 года назад +9

      Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.

  • @mxamiss5
    @mxamiss5 7 лет назад +113

    Nobody can top this man on a story

    • @enlightenedidiot9552
      @enlightenedidiot9552 6 лет назад +1

      mxamiss5 i can. Easy...

    • @johnbyers293
      @johnbyers293 6 лет назад +3

      Enlightened Idiot ima sit here n wait for u to tell one of your stories I don't care if it takes me years, let's hear one

    • @enlightenedidiot9552
      @enlightenedidiot9552 6 лет назад

      john byers ok I'll give you one today...

    • @manel1378
      @manel1378 5 лет назад +1

      Charlie Murphy was on par with Joey in story telling

    • @jakeflores2048
      @jakeflores2048 5 лет назад

      Idk man... Steve o’s got some pretty crazy stories with video proof to them all

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 5 лет назад +310

    He's either the greatest liar of all time or has had one hell of a life lol.

    • @tomscanlon9485
      @tomscanlon9485 5 лет назад +43

      Bit of both probably

    • @Snubben123143
      @Snubben123143 5 лет назад +17

      Greatest liar for sure. But damn he tells them well

    • @Juan_deep
      @Juan_deep 4 года назад +2

      Dude is a liar.

    • @Calidrummer21
      @Calidrummer21 4 года назад +2

      @@Juan_deep how so?

    • @mochopz
      @mochopz 3 года назад +6

      Great storytelling.
      If you grew up in a neighborhood like he did, this shit is still going on.

  • @rangernation4538
    @rangernation4538 5 лет назад +226

    I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.

    • @atlienn2566
      @atlienn2566 5 лет назад +28

      Damn you never know who a motherfucker is

    • @juuleater8853
      @juuleater8853 5 лет назад +60

      This is the biggest cap I’ve ever heard

    • @danielteague7609
      @danielteague7609 5 лет назад +28

      🧢

    • @sleepwalkusa135
      @sleepwalkusa135 5 лет назад +48

      imagine a teacher actually risking his job to smoke a bowl in a port o potty with a teenager

    • @Doinksinamish820
      @Doinksinamish820 5 лет назад +10

      Juul Eater say cap one more time you inbred, underage, nicotine fiendin ass boi.

  • @richihead10
    @richihead10 4 года назад +19

    His stories tangent off into better stories than the original story 😂

  • @reygonzalez7483
    @reygonzalez7483 7 лет назад +563

    2 hours to count 400 dollars? Maybe if it was in quarters...

    • @lightupthedarkness6762
      @lightupthedarkness6762 7 лет назад +84

      these momos aint got enough toes to count that high all at once

    • @joshrigo5692
      @joshrigo5692 7 лет назад +3

      Moonman dude are you sane?

    • @sureyyaekinci4630
      @sureyyaekinci4630 7 лет назад +12

      It's a figure of speech isn't it

    • @joshrigo5692
      @joshrigo5692 7 лет назад

      Sureyya EkincI read his profile click on his pic

    • @chuckd5877
      @chuckd5877 7 лет назад +46

      It's called hyperbole. It's annoying when people over-analyze stuff. You know what was being said.

  • @nbaezzy2099
    @nbaezzy2099 5 лет назад +68

    “It was 82, everyone was hiding and doing blow.”

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 4 года назад +8

      And lookin out windows lmao

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE 9 месяцев назад

    A million and one stories, this guy...
    Impossible to get tired of this legend..!!

  • @christianmartinez7325
    @christianmartinez7325 5 лет назад +76

    GTA: Joey Diaz Edition

  • @RICHTVLIVE
    @RICHTVLIVE 6 лет назад +4

    your the most honest guy on television a big fan from Canada RICH TV LIVE

  • @Anythingcool19
    @Anythingcool19 7 лет назад +2

    I could deadass fall asleep to this mans stories. Such a soothing voice.

  • @bensonhedges479
    @bensonhedges479 5 лет назад +16

    joey diaz somehow whispers and yells at the same time

  • @waltertupou6749
    @waltertupou6749 7 лет назад +153

    "Fuckin Stiopik!!!"

    • @ReggyRy
      @ReggyRy 7 лет назад +2

      Walter Tupou only few people get this 😂😂😂😂

    • @alloftheabove97
      @alloftheabove97 7 лет назад +3

      Ryan Dixon pretty sure anyone who watches jre would get this

    • @rickyparmar9055
      @rickyparmar9055 7 лет назад +1

      Walter Tupou he's got that immigrant mentality. you can't fuck with him

    • @lesantone3082
      @lesantone3082 7 лет назад

      hahahaha! your gum is comin out fix that shit!

    • @SuperL00k
      @SuperL00k 7 лет назад +6

      ITS HIM AND FUCKING KHALABIB

  • @472t
    @472t Год назад +1

    Truth, it was crazy back then the old heads know him.

  • @mikeb8125
    @mikeb8125 5 лет назад +4

    “That’s how you gotta live. I wish it would’ve lasted.” Lmao

  • @bigfresh954
    @bigfresh954 5 лет назад +6

    This man Joey Diaz has the funniest story's 😂😂😂

  • @jiffywaxjesus1951
    @jiffywaxjesus1951 5 лет назад +4

    I love when hes done telling a story about drug, gun, dealing and running, hes like "whatcha gonna do, we had to have fun?" Lmfao

  • @MrSamo001
    @MrSamo001 6 лет назад +1

    Great story teller. Love the podcast. Keep telling those stories.

  • @1983khd
    @1983khd 5 лет назад +5

    Best "STORY" teller.

  • @danielduran7349
    @danielduran7349 7 лет назад +290

    he's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +46

      Nigga you dumb AF people still say dawg

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +1

      why should i read it again i understood what he said that's why i replied with people still say it emphasis on "people" ages 0-120

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +1

      he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck

    • @baartenkaas
      @baartenkaas 6 лет назад +3

      He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang."
      You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ?
      Where do you read that only old people say dog ?
      And what did I win ?
      Haha

    • @baartenkaas
      @baartenkaas 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds like a date.

  • @seyedemadardebili8470
    @seyedemadardebili8470 5 лет назад +16

    If leather had a voice it would sound like Joey Diaz

  • @katiemoehring4945
    @katiemoehring4945 4 года назад +3

    It sounds like he’s interviewing Owen Wilson
    “Wooooow”
    “WOW”
    *whispers* “woooow”

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 4 года назад

      what would joey Diaz be like infused with that "Stoned surfer dude owen wilson"

  • @jack_up1122
    @jack_up1122 5 лет назад +1

    Videos like this are why I say one more time at 2:30 am

  • @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561
    @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561 7 лет назад +62

    everybody was lookin out the window

    • @pmaii7707
      @pmaii7707 5 лет назад

      Doug Johnson explain.. what does that mean

    • @Downhillways
      @Downhillways 5 лет назад +4

      @@pmaii7707 they're paranoid about cops or other people coming for them for either dealing coke or using

  • @georgesaintpierre5884
    @georgesaintpierre5884 7 лет назад +189

    This fuckn khalabib

  • @jade9288
    @jade9288 5 лет назад +4

    I wish this guy was my grandad or something. I could listen to old dudes talk ALLLLL DAAY.

  • @PaypalBank
    @PaypalBank 6 лет назад

    i love listening to diazs stories

  • @zacksal2269
    @zacksal2269 5 лет назад +25

    He sounds like he can send 50 murders after my family with just a cough

  • @MichaelVitello
    @MichaelVitello 6 лет назад +1

    I could listen to him talk for hours

  • @mixerFL
    @mixerFL 5 лет назад +28

    Lol Joey is lucky to be alive after all the coke and robbery stories

  • @MrRalfie23
    @MrRalfie23 5 лет назад

    What an OG!!! A dying breed

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 4 года назад +14

    Plot Twist: Joey Diaz was a regular dude in the eighties but can pull stories out of his ass in an instant.

  • @chuckliddell4889
    @chuckliddell4889 7 лет назад +14

    Would love to meet joey

  • @Mujeeb863
    @Mujeeb863 4 года назад +1

    Greatest story teller of all time, what a guy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alexfromthe6
    @Alexfromthe6 4 года назад

    “Looking out windows at that point” 😂

  • @franciscorcoran1935
    @franciscorcoran1935 6 лет назад

    Im.from nj and his stories remind me so much of what dad tells me about growing up

  • @kellywright540
    @kellywright540 4 года назад +1

    I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy!
    That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!

  • @HyperSaneDemon
    @HyperSaneDemon 5 лет назад +25

    He wasn't a good dealer if he didn't know a dollar weighs a gram, so he coulda just weighed the cash.

    • @tomklopp8475
      @tomklopp8475 5 лет назад +1

      You reckon all his cash was in 1 dollar notes😂😂😂😂

    • @Timtebowofficial
      @Timtebowofficial 4 года назад +1

      Tom Klopp all the bills weight the same lmao, grand in 20s gonna be 50g/50 bills for example

  • @nicholasrosebush6182
    @nicholasrosebush6182 3 года назад +1

    From someone who used to do blow, its a crazy life. Glad its behind me.

  • @robsgarage552
    @robsgarage552 5 лет назад

    love the stories!

  • @anthonygalicia4377
    @anthonygalicia4377 7 лет назад +8

    It was a great summer

  • @happyhouston11
    @happyhouston11 6 лет назад

    The first summer after you leave high school is always the best

  • @knowarning
    @knowarning 5 лет назад +3

    The discrete bong on the bottom right

  • @Pablo-cp2zv
    @Pablo-cp2zv 6 лет назад +3

    "everybody was looking windows at that point"

  • @Teamshmo
    @Teamshmo 6 лет назад +1

    It was a great fucking summer lol

  • @BigBiddnezz
    @BigBiddnezz 2 года назад

    Joey makes up everything as he goes lol

  • @misterdabalina4694
    @misterdabalina4694 7 лет назад +10

    Mad flavour

  • @RajBeats
    @RajBeats 2 года назад

    Joey Diaz cocaine stories go great with breakfast

  • @vitoblack5928
    @vitoblack5928 Год назад

    Uncle Joey was wild

  • @rafaelmedina5659
    @rafaelmedina5659 5 лет назад +13

    This the type of stories I wish my grandfather would tell not that boring shit

  • @eliteproductions835
    @eliteproductions835 5 лет назад +10

    Cocaine is a substance I will happily never do

    • @artemjetman
      @artemjetman 5 лет назад +4

      Shiii u missing out dawg

    • @jeffreyjimenez3112
      @jeffreyjimenez3112 5 лет назад +2

      Me neither. Stimulants aren't my thing.

    • @awesomeguysuncle
      @awesomeguysuncle 5 лет назад +1

      Artem Jetman bro you guys actin like coke is an amazing high, yeah maybe it won’t mess you up in moderation but most coke users get addicted

    • @NoahOnYT.
      @NoahOnYT. 5 лет назад +2

      Quentin Reiner
      Youre a fucking moron
      Prolly from the coke

    • @payintowin7866
      @payintowin7866 5 лет назад

      Quentin Reiner how many grams in a 8 ball?

  • @grittypeso2083
    @grittypeso2083 6 лет назад

    Joey is the MVP

  • @bamadeadhead
    @bamadeadhead 7 лет назад +10

    I think he just tells stories if people are listening

  • @leejones3115
    @leejones3115 6 лет назад

    Uncle Joey the wild man

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 5 лет назад +2

    "AND??" 😆😂🤣

  • @DeathBecomesHerDeathBecomesHer
    @DeathBecomesHerDeathBecomesHer 7 лет назад +10

    lol. I knew an algebra teacher my age who did coke and bought ounces of molly. Dude partied every weekend.

  • @gunsakimbo9064
    @gunsakimbo9064 5 лет назад

    This man's a fuckin legend

  • @Trkdmw
    @Trkdmw 5 лет назад

    Man I love this guy ! 😂💯🙌🏽

  • @sicapeo
    @sicapeo 3 года назад +1

    I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.

  • @etchosts8162
    @etchosts8162 3 года назад

    1982 baby!

  • @njed9745
    @njed9745 6 лет назад +2

    Ahhh North Bergen High School! The good old days...go Bruins lol

  • @heron-aaronbrito3179
    @heron-aaronbrito3179 5 лет назад +4

    Meanwhile my buddy did the same thing and is facing idk how many years, I’m clueless.

  • @951base
    @951base 5 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey's Stories!.

  • @laurenstrines4783
    @laurenstrines4783 6 лет назад +2

    This man has had one the most interesting lives ...ever

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 6 лет назад

    Rehab and Detox is like this: people telling what we call War Stories about all the dirt they’ve done. The old timers always have the best stories

  • @TBHundreds
    @TBHundreds 5 лет назад +4

    Joey “what were we talking about” Diaz

  • @MormonMustang_
    @MormonMustang_ 7 лет назад

    greatest story ever

  • @zk5598
    @zk5598 5 лет назад

    That tremendous coke was Colombian coke 💀💀💀😹😹😹😹

  • @Born2DoubleUp
    @Born2DoubleUp 5 лет назад

    I love hearing this guys stories... He just doesn't seem like the type to bullshit and lie about what happened.

  • @MrJtdaugherty
    @MrJtdaugherty 5 лет назад

    Where can I find these whole podcasts?

  • @Waterboydust99
    @Waterboydust99 3 года назад

    Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story

  • @ishotjustin
    @ishotjustin 6 лет назад

    He’s so much more calm when he’s high 😂

  • @csb772
    @csb772 4 года назад

    I got plenty of those great stories but the statue of limitations are still fresh so I can't tell them on a podcast. Maybe a book one day.

  • @thatdude169
    @thatdude169 7 лет назад +61

    I wish I could find some nice coke

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 7 лет назад +8

      Mike Pantaleo you're a fucking loser lmao

    • @crimsoncreep26
      @crimsoncreep26 7 лет назад +15

      David Stevenson lol your a coward

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад +27

      Crooked_MX-5 y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack

    • @akazeek
      @akazeek 6 лет назад

      I get the fire blow guy 😂🔥💪🏻

    • @arimonroe7060
      @arimonroe7060 5 лет назад

      Bronx baby!

  • @goatboy9837
    @goatboy9837 7 лет назад +2

    There was a gun commercial before this.

  • @spykerhond7008
    @spykerhond7008 4 года назад

    noooo a teacher , how can you uncle joey, whaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha

  • @waynecarroll2647
    @waynecarroll2647 6 лет назад +3

    If joey told you it was raining you would have to look out the window !!!!

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 5 лет назад

    He needs to write a book

  • @doobtubes
    @doobtubes 7 лет назад

    Great story

  • @miracles4u
    @miracles4u 2 года назад

    Anyone know the title to the one where he and his friends beat up the overland skier in his neighbourhood.... That's classic

  • @charlesjones32787
    @charlesjones32787 4 года назад

    He should really have a documentary done on himself...netflix would pick that shit up im sure...nothing but joey in the 80s id watch that shit

  • @Ralf4778
    @Ralf4778 6 лет назад

    "great fucking summer.. wish it would of lasted."

  • @pollux2825
    @pollux2825 5 лет назад

    Right outta high school selling/dealing cocaine with his high school teacher great fucking summer

  • @isaiasmartinez2854
    @isaiasmartinez2854 2 года назад

    on some breaking bad type stuff 🤣🤣

  • @userndnend
    @userndnend 5 лет назад

    Haven’t seen a morning joint vid in a year

  • @lkg972
    @lkg972 5 лет назад

    Bro my English teachers name is McGrath lmao

  • @MrSocko-vn7fw
    @MrSocko-vn7fw Год назад

    The Mormon church does drug cleanup. Back in the day when I was younger we searched through old garbage and camps and we did clean up pipes and syringes and such. I don’t know if the practice is still done. I could definitely see them destroying the pipe. 100 percent without a doubt.

  • @saltyandsouthern
    @saltyandsouthern 3 года назад +1

    Joey has sinned more than the entire state of Utah.

  • @ronaldduarte8300
    @ronaldduarte8300 5 лет назад

    So blow gets you paranoid? Lmao

  • @datonejuyjacoba03
    @datonejuyjacoba03 6 лет назад

    The most interesting person i know

  • @jamesmertel8131
    @jamesmertel8131 5 лет назад +2

    Does anybody know what high school this guy went too

  • @hourplastic4546
    @hourplastic4546 5 лет назад

    Wish this could’ve been my life

  • @jonanthony2432
    @jonanthony2432 5 лет назад +2

    If heart disease had a voice

  • @aleiterful
    @aleiterful 5 лет назад

    Great fuckin summer dog