It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead. This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage. Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does. Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long. Seriously, what a f'n joke.
I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol
Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck
Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time
It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.
Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.
I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.
he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck
He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang." You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ? Where do you read that only old people say dog ? And what did I win ? Haha
I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy! That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!
I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.
Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story
The Mormon church does drug cleanup. Back in the day when I was younger we searched through old garbage and camps and we did clean up pipes and syringes and such. I don’t know if the practice is still done. I could definitely see them destroying the pipe. 100 percent without a doubt.
When Joey Diaz was in highschool he asked the principal to step into his office.
i was like 666
invaa2K congratulations
@@conormartin3476 Congratulations on congratulating him for being the 666th like
Jacob Peters congratulations on congratulating the the guy that congratulated someone else for getting the 666th like.
@@conormartin3476 Fuck that guy that originally got congratulated
how is this guys life not a mini series yet?
It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead.
This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage.
Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does.
Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long.
Seriously, what a f'n joke.
proni1 dude.. because it's 95% lies lol.
Dan Dan Gray even if it is, it's entertaining as fuck
fuck a mini series this should just be a regular series
Dan Dan Gray yea, you would definitely know that, makes sense... dumbass
I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol
yeah but you'd be 60 by now...
Baby boomers ruined the economy dog... Too much blow and too little giving a fuck about real shit
Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck
the basedgod nah the 70s and 80s seem great now in the present but in those days crime was fucking rampant it really was not a great time to be alive.
Burroughs Golden Speedballs it sounds like you are.....
Damn I wish I graduated high school in the eighties
Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time
It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.
Not many people did
Eric the Viking
Watch the movie "class 82", you will have an idea . You'll have to survive the violent punks
Early 90s were okay too. Definitely not the 80s, but we did a bunch of stuff that would get kids arrested today.
"He goes close the door behind ya" lol
Imagine if you were an ex classmate of Joey's and watching this right now and looking back thinking about that coach. #stoned
Karl Pilkington .
"And then he called me because a younger friend of mine cut his finger off." Uhhhhhh aight?
Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.
Nobody can top this man on a story
mxamiss5 i can. Easy...
Enlightened Idiot ima sit here n wait for u to tell one of your stories I don't care if it takes me years, let's hear one
john byers ok I'll give you one today...
Charlie Murphy was on par with Joey in story telling
Idk man... Steve o’s got some pretty crazy stories with video proof to them all
He's either the greatest liar of all time or has had one hell of a life lol.
Bit of both probably
Greatest liar for sure. But damn he tells them well
Dude is a liar.
@@Juan_deep how so?
Great storytelling.
If you grew up in a neighborhood like he did, this shit is still going on.
I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.
Damn you never know who a motherfucker is
This is the biggest cap I’ve ever heard
🧢
imagine a teacher actually risking his job to smoke a bowl in a port o potty with a teenager
Juul Eater say cap one more time you inbred, underage, nicotine fiendin ass boi.
His stories tangent off into better stories than the original story 😂
2 hours to count 400 dollars? Maybe if it was in quarters...
these momos aint got enough toes to count that high all at once
Moonman dude are you sane?
It's a figure of speech isn't it
Sureyya EkincI read his profile click on his pic
It's called hyperbole. It's annoying when people over-analyze stuff. You know what was being said.
“It was 82, everyone was hiding and doing blow.”
And lookin out windows lmao
A million and one stories, this guy...
Impossible to get tired of this legend..!!
GTA: Joey Diaz Edition
your the most honest guy on television a big fan from Canada RICH TV LIVE
I could deadass fall asleep to this mans stories. Such a soothing voice.
joey diaz somehow whispers and yells at the same time
"Fuckin Stiopik!!!"
Walter Tupou only few people get this 😂😂😂😂
Ryan Dixon pretty sure anyone who watches jre would get this
Walter Tupou he's got that immigrant mentality. you can't fuck with him
hahahaha! your gum is comin out fix that shit!
ITS HIM AND FUCKING KHALABIB
Truth, it was crazy back then the old heads know him.
“That’s how you gotta live. I wish it would’ve lasted.” Lmao
This man Joey Diaz has the funniest story's 😂😂😂
I love when hes done telling a story about drug, gun, dealing and running, hes like "whatcha gonna do, we had to have fun?" Lmfao
Great story teller. Love the podcast. Keep telling those stories.
Best "STORY" teller.
he's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang
Nigga you dumb AF people still say dawg
why should i read it again i understood what he said that's why i replied with people still say it emphasis on "people" ages 0-120
he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck
He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang."
You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ?
Where do you read that only old people say dog ?
And what did I win ?
Haha
Sounds like a date.
If leather had a voice it would sound like Joey Diaz
It sounds like he’s interviewing Owen Wilson
“Wooooow”
“WOW”
*whispers* “woooow”
what would joey Diaz be like infused with that "Stoned surfer dude owen wilson"
Videos like this are why I say one more time at 2:30 am
everybody was lookin out the window
Doug Johnson explain.. what does that mean
@@pmaii7707 they're paranoid about cops or other people coming for them for either dealing coke or using
This fuckn khalabib
George Saint Pierre it's st
Fucking Stiopic too!!!
Take a hit of the GSP
I wish this guy was my grandad or something. I could listen to old dudes talk ALLLLL DAAY.
i love listening to diazs stories
He sounds like he can send 50 murders after my family with just a cough
I could listen to him talk for hours
Lol Joey is lucky to be alive after all the coke and robbery stories
What an OG!!! A dying breed
Plot Twist: Joey Diaz was a regular dude in the eighties but can pull stories out of his ass in an instant.
Would love to meet joey
Greatest story teller of all time, what a guy 🤣🤣🤣
“Looking out windows at that point” 😂
Im.from nj and his stories remind me so much of what dad tells me about growing up
I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy!
That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!
He wasn't a good dealer if he didn't know a dollar weighs a gram, so he coulda just weighed the cash.
You reckon all his cash was in 1 dollar notes😂😂😂😂
Tom Klopp all the bills weight the same lmao, grand in 20s gonna be 50g/50 bills for example
From someone who used to do blow, its a crazy life. Glad its behind me.
love the stories!
It was a great summer
The first summer after you leave high school is always the best
The discrete bong on the bottom right
"everybody was looking windows at that point"
It was a great fucking summer lol
Joey makes up everything as he goes lol
Mad flavour
Joey Diaz cocaine stories go great with breakfast
Uncle Joey was wild
This the type of stories I wish my grandfather would tell not that boring shit
shit what does your grandpa tell you
Cocaine is a substance I will happily never do
Shiii u missing out dawg
Me neither. Stimulants aren't my thing.
Artem Jetman bro you guys actin like coke is an amazing high, yeah maybe it won’t mess you up in moderation but most coke users get addicted
Quentin Reiner
Youre a fucking moron
Prolly from the coke
Quentin Reiner how many grams in a 8 ball?
Joey is the MVP
I think he just tells stories if people are listening
Uncle Joey the wild man
"AND??" 😆😂🤣
lol. I knew an algebra teacher my age who did coke and bought ounces of molly. Dude partied every weekend.
This man's a fuckin legend
Man I love this guy ! 😂💯🙌🏽
I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.
1982 baby!
Ahhh North Bergen High School! The good old days...go Bruins lol
YEEERRRR
Meanwhile my buddy did the same thing and is facing idk how many years, I’m clueless.
Uncle Joey's Stories!.
This man has had one the most interesting lives ...ever
Rehab and Detox is like this: people telling what we call War Stories about all the dirt they’ve done. The old timers always have the best stories
Joey “what were we talking about” Diaz
greatest story ever
That tremendous coke was Colombian coke 💀💀💀😹😹😹😹
I love hearing this guys stories... He just doesn't seem like the type to bullshit and lie about what happened.
Where can I find these whole podcasts?
Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story
He’s so much more calm when he’s high 😂
Everyone is.
I got plenty of those great stories but the statue of limitations are still fresh so I can't tell them on a podcast. Maybe a book one day.
I wish I could find some nice coke
Mike Pantaleo you're a fucking loser lmao
David Stevenson lol your a coward
Crooked_MX-5 y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack
I get the fire blow guy 😂🔥💪🏻
Bronx baby!
There was a gun commercial before this.
noooo a teacher , how can you uncle joey, whaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha
If joey told you it was raining you would have to look out the window !!!!
He needs to write a book
Great story
Anyone know the title to the one where he and his friends beat up the overland skier in his neighbourhood.... That's classic
He should really have a documentary done on himself...netflix would pick that shit up im sure...nothing but joey in the 80s id watch that shit
"great fucking summer.. wish it would of lasted."
Right outta high school selling/dealing cocaine with his high school teacher great fucking summer
on some breaking bad type stuff 🤣🤣
Haven’t seen a morning joint vid in a year
Bro my English teachers name is McGrath lmao
The Mormon church does drug cleanup. Back in the day when I was younger we searched through old garbage and camps and we did clean up pipes and syringes and such. I don’t know if the practice is still done. I could definitely see them destroying the pipe. 100 percent without a doubt.
Joey has sinned more than the entire state of Utah.
So blow gets you paranoid? Lmao
The most interesting person i know
Does anybody know what high school this guy went too
U can probably google it
Wish this could’ve been my life
If heart disease had a voice
Don't gotta be a dick
Great fuckin summer dog