Joey Diaz - How He Bribed A Teacher with Cocaine

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 6 лет назад +2247

    When Joey Diaz was in highschool he asked the principal to step into his office.

    • @invaa2k271
      @invaa2k271 5 лет назад +1

      i was like 666

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 5 лет назад +8

      invaa2K congratulations

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +6

      @@conormartin3476 Congratulations on congratulating him for being the 666th like

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 5 лет назад +7

      Jacob Peters congratulations on congratulating the the guy that congratulated someone else for getting the 666th like.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +7

      @@conormartin3476 Fuck that guy that originally got congratulated

  • @proni1
    @proni1 8 лет назад +3148

    how is this guys life not a mini series yet?

    • @fixyourface10
      @fixyourface10 8 лет назад +103

      It's because they (TV stations or whatever the fuck) would rather put trash like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore-ish shows are on instead.
      This is the pathetic world we live in - where people actually watch and somehow enjoy this kind of garbage.
      Keeping Up with the Karbitchians has been on for like 10 years and the ratings are f'n awful. I don't know how it gets renewed for a new season all the time but it does.
      Somebody must be getting their dick sucked by Kim, Kourtney and ever so brave "Caitlin" in order to have that shit show continue for so long.
      Seriously, what a f'n joke.

    • @dandangray5766
      @dandangray5766 8 лет назад +91

      proni1 dude.. because it's 95% lies lol.

    • @proni1
      @proni1 8 лет назад +77

      Dan Dan Gray even if it is, it's entertaining as fuck

    • @miltonontario2068
      @miltonontario2068 8 лет назад +45

      fuck a mini series this should just be a regular series

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 8 лет назад +8

      Dan Dan Gray yea, you would definitely know that, makes sense... dumbass

  • @garrygarcia5008
    @garrygarcia5008 8 лет назад +799

    I wish I could of grown up in the 70s and 80s. every time I see picture's from back then it looks like everyone was having a blast and always got into crazy shit lol

    • @DopeEd
      @DopeEd 7 лет назад +82

      yeah but you'd be 60 by now...

    • @gustavodemira7416
      @gustavodemira7416 7 лет назад +103

      Baby boomers ruined the economy dog... Too much blow and too little giving a fuck about real shit

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад +13

      Jay W: “back in my day” fuck outta here lol. It’s cool to look back nostalgically, why you feel the need to turn that into “now everything sucks.” Maybe you just fucking suck

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 6 лет назад +3

      the basedgod nah the 70s and 80s seem great now in the present but in those days crime was fucking rampant it really was not a great time to be alive.

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад

      Burroughs Golden Speedballs it sounds like you are.....

  • @MrLawrenceflowers
    @MrLawrenceflowers 8 лет назад +260

    "He goes close the door behind ya" lol

  • @erictheviking844
    @erictheviking844 8 лет назад +1027

    Damn I wish I graduated high school in the eighties

    • @jedhud7609
      @jedhud7609 7 лет назад +24

      Eric the Viking the 80s were definitely the shit no doubt the cops were less on the imediate throw the book at you alot of times if you weren't doing anything to fucked up they gave us a break but it definitely was a great time

    • @josephkelley8641
      @josephkelley8641 7 лет назад +23

      It's Joey Diaz, he can go anywhere, observe, taken mental notes, appear NOT to involved - and when he comes out of whatever experience he's HAD? He'll make YOU want to have that same experience. It's the talent of Joey, the talent of Joe Rogan. Their considerable gifts.

    • @shane8911
      @shane8911 7 лет назад +1

      Not many people did

    • @paultremblay4836
      @paultremblay4836 6 лет назад +1

      Eric the Viking
      Watch the movie "class 82", you will have an idea . You'll have to survive the violent punks

    • @Meow_Ag47
      @Meow_Ag47 6 лет назад +4

      Early 90s were okay too. Definitely not the 80s, but we did a bunch of stuff that would get kids arrested today.

  • @mxamiss5
    @mxamiss5 7 лет назад +113

    Nobody can top this man on a story

    • @enlightenedidiot9552
      @enlightenedidiot9552 6 лет назад +1

      mxamiss5 i can. Easy...

    • @johnbyers293
      @johnbyers293 6 лет назад +3

      Enlightened Idiot ima sit here n wait for u to tell one of your stories I don't care if it takes me years, let's hear one

    • @enlightenedidiot9552
      @enlightenedidiot9552 6 лет назад

      john byers ok I'll give you one today...

    • @manel1378
      @manel1378 6 лет назад +1

      Charlie Murphy was on par with Joey in story telling

    • @jakeflores2048
      @jakeflores2048 5 лет назад

      Idk man... Steve o’s got some pretty crazy stories with video proof to them all

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 7 лет назад +145

    Imagine if you were an ex classmate of Joey's and watching this right now and looking back thinking about that coach. #stoned

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 5 лет назад +308

    He's either the greatest liar of all time or has had one hell of a life lol.

    • @tomscanlon9485
      @tomscanlon9485 5 лет назад +43

      Bit of both probably

    • @Snubben123143
      @Snubben123143 5 лет назад +17

      Greatest liar for sure. But damn he tells them well

    • @Juan_deep
      @Juan_deep 4 года назад +2

      Dude is a liar.

    • @Calidrummer21
      @Calidrummer21 4 года назад +2

      @@Juan_deep how so?

    • @mochopz
      @mochopz 4 года назад +6

      Great storytelling.
      If you grew up in a neighborhood like he did, this shit is still going on.

  • @richihead10
    @richihead10 4 года назад +18

    His stories tangent off into better stories than the original story 😂

  • @freakinmint4093
    @freakinmint4093 5 лет назад +118

    "And then he called me because a younger friend of mine cut his finger off." Uhhhhhh aight?

    • @MrJ-rw2hb
      @MrJ-rw2hb 5 лет назад +9

      Skyler Call it’s actually not hard to do. I’ve seen people get their fingers slammed in car doors and it’s gotten cut off. Also if you’re working with a saw, and your not paying attention your just asking to lose a finger. Just some hypotheticals for you.

  • @nbaezzy2099
    @nbaezzy2099 5 лет назад +68

    “It was 82, everyone was hiding and doing blow.”

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 5 лет назад +8

      And lookin out windows lmao

  • @rangernation4538
    @rangernation4538 5 лет назад +226

    I had a teacher almost the exact same but with bud lol I used to smoke in the portable bathrooms ( they where remodeling the school at the time) one day I dropped my bud sack and he seen he took me out of the class and asked me for a bowl lol we smoked in the portable bathrooms got all lit a week later I seen him at a archery shop and he asked me if I wanted to go shoot some targets he was buying when I went to his house he showed me his grow room and smoked some off his homegrown that teacher was cool af.

    • @atlienn2566
      @atlienn2566 5 лет назад +28

      Damn you never know who a motherfucker is

    • @juuleater8853
      @juuleater8853 5 лет назад +60

      This is the biggest cap I’ve ever heard

    • @danielteague7609
      @danielteague7609 5 лет назад +28

      🧢

    • @sleepwalkusa135
      @sleepwalkusa135 5 лет назад +48

      imagine a teacher actually risking his job to smoke a bowl in a port o potty with a teenager

    • @TheSpliffEater
      @TheSpliffEater 5 лет назад +10

      Juul Eater say cap one more time you inbred, underage, nicotine fiendin ass boi.

  • @reygonzalez7483
    @reygonzalez7483 8 лет назад +562

    2 hours to count 400 dollars? Maybe if it was in quarters...

    • @lightupthedarkness6762
      @lightupthedarkness6762 8 лет назад +84

      these momos aint got enough toes to count that high all at once

    • @joshrigo5692
      @joshrigo5692 8 лет назад +3

      Moonman dude are you sane?

    • @sureyyaekinci4630
      @sureyyaekinci4630 8 лет назад +12

      It's a figure of speech isn't it

    • @joshrigo5692
      @joshrigo5692 8 лет назад

      Sureyya EkincI read his profile click on his pic

    • @chuckd5877
      @chuckd5877 7 лет назад +46

      It's called hyperbole. It's annoying when people over-analyze stuff. You know what was being said.

  • @christianmartinez7325
    @christianmartinez7325 5 лет назад +76

    GTA: Joey Diaz Edition

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE 10 месяцев назад

    A million and one stories, this guy...
    Impossible to get tired of this legend..!!

  • @Anythingcool19
    @Anythingcool19 7 лет назад +2

    I could deadass fall asleep to this mans stories. Such a soothing voice.

  • @bensonhedges479
    @bensonhedges479 5 лет назад +16

    joey diaz somehow whispers and yells at the same time

  • @waltertupou6749
    @waltertupou6749 8 лет назад +153

    "Fuckin Stiopik!!!"

    • @ReggyRy
      @ReggyRy 8 лет назад +2

      Walter Tupou only few people get this 😂😂😂😂

    • @alloftheabove97
      @alloftheabove97 8 лет назад +3

      Ryan Dixon pretty sure anyone who watches jre would get this

    • @rickyparmar9055
      @rickyparmar9055 8 лет назад +1

      Walter Tupou he's got that immigrant mentality. you can't fuck with him

    • @lesantone3082
      @lesantone3082 8 лет назад

      hahahaha! your gum is comin out fix that shit!

    • @SuperL00k
      @SuperL00k 8 лет назад +6

      ITS HIM AND FUCKING KHALABIB

  • @danielduran7349
    @danielduran7349 7 лет назад +290

    he's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +46

      Nigga you dumb AF people still say dawg

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +1

      why should i read it again i understood what he said that's why i replied with people still say it emphasis on "people" ages 0-120

    • @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy
      @Richiebitchiesexyshmexy 6 лет назад +1

      he said he thought only older people used the word, to which i replied people still use it meaning it's still being used by people (a child is a person) so it is not just a generational thing you simple minded fuck

    • @baartenkaas
      @baartenkaas 6 лет назад +3

      He didn't say that, people still say it but "He's gotta be the oldest person in the world to use the term "dog" as slang."
      You're saying that if someone YOUNGER than Joey would use dog as slang Joer wouldn't be the OLDEST anymore ?
      Where do you read that only old people say dog ?
      And what did I win ?
      Haha

    • @baartenkaas
      @baartenkaas 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds like a date.

  • @472t
    @472t Год назад +1

    Truth, it was crazy back then the old heads know him.

  • @RICHTVLIVE
    @RICHTVLIVE 6 лет назад +4

    your the most honest guy on television a big fan from Canada RICH TV LIVE

  • @mikeb8125
    @mikeb8125 5 лет назад +4

    “That’s how you gotta live. I wish it would’ve lasted.” Lmao

  • @bigfresh954
    @bigfresh954 5 лет назад +6

    This man Joey Diaz has the funniest story's 😂😂😂

  • @seyedemadardebili8470
    @seyedemadardebili8470 5 лет назад +16

    If leather had a voice it would sound like Joey Diaz

  • @katiemoehring4945
    @katiemoehring4945 4 года назад +3

    It sounds like he’s interviewing Owen Wilson
    “Wooooow”
    “WOW”
    *whispers* “woooow”

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 4 года назад

      what would joey Diaz be like infused with that "Stoned surfer dude owen wilson"

  • @jade9288
    @jade9288 5 лет назад +4

    I wish this guy was my grandad or something. I could listen to old dudes talk ALLLLL DAAY.

  • @jiffywaxjesus1951
    @jiffywaxjesus1951 5 лет назад +4

    I love when hes done telling a story about drug, gun, dealing and running, hes like "whatcha gonna do, we had to have fun?" Lmfao

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 4 года назад +14

    Plot Twist: Joey Diaz was a regular dude in the eighties but can pull stories out of his ass in an instant.

  • @1983khd
    @1983khd 5 лет назад +5

    Best "STORY" teller.

  • @MrSamo001
    @MrSamo001 6 лет назад +1

    Great story teller. Love the podcast. Keep telling those stories.

  • @jack_up1122
    @jack_up1122 5 лет назад +1

    Videos like this are why I say one more time at 2:30 am

  • @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561
    @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561 7 лет назад +62

    everybody was lookin out the window

    • @pmaii7707
      @pmaii7707 5 лет назад

      Doug Johnson explain.. what does that mean

    • @Downhillways
      @Downhillways 5 лет назад +4

      @@pmaii7707 they're paranoid about cops or other people coming for them for either dealing coke or using

  • @kellywright540
    @kellywright540 4 года назад +1

    I also went to high school in the late 1970's and early 1980's. I remember senior year, there was some red hash going around - awesome stuff. Myself and a couple of friends scored some right before English class and we each went in with a big lump in our pockets. I get into class and two guys that we knew were already in class and high as hell. We sit down and our English teacher comes in, closes the door and looks around, takes attendance and looks at the two guy who were stoned. "Are you two ok? You look like you've been smoking some of that red hash that's going around here." These two went from stoned to totally freaked out and sober! He then looks around the class, fixes his eyes on me and my friends who had just bought some like ten minutes before class and says, "Yep, I heard it's some really good stuff, really good..." As soon as he turned away, we all look at each other like what the hell?! Crazy!
    That and the story with our English teacher was that he went to Vietnam in the late 60's, liked the war so much he volunteered to go back for like three more tours. He finally got wounded so bad that they wouldn't let him return. Wouldn't have been surprised if he wasn't bringing this hash in himself!

  • @zacksal2269
    @zacksal2269 5 лет назад +25

    He sounds like he can send 50 murders after my family with just a cough

  • @mixerFL
    @mixerFL 6 лет назад +28

    Lol Joey is lucky to be alive after all the coke and robbery stories

  • @georgesaintpierre5884
    @georgesaintpierre5884 8 лет назад +189

    This fuckn khalabib

  • @HyperSaneDemon
    @HyperSaneDemon 5 лет назад +25

    He wasn't a good dealer if he didn't know a dollar weighs a gram, so he coulda just weighed the cash.

    • @tomklopp8475
      @tomklopp8475 5 лет назад +1

      You reckon all his cash was in 1 dollar notes😂😂😂😂

    • @Timtebowofficial
      @Timtebowofficial 4 года назад +1

      Tom Klopp all the bills weight the same lmao, grand in 20s gonna be 50g/50 bills for example

  • @chuckliddell4889
    @chuckliddell4889 8 лет назад +14

    Would love to meet joey

  • @franciscorcoran1935
    @franciscorcoran1935 6 лет назад

    Im.from nj and his stories remind me so much of what dad tells me about growing up

  • @MichaelVitello
    @MichaelVitello 6 лет назад +1

    I could listen to him talk for hours

  • @Mujeeb863
    @Mujeeb863 5 лет назад +1

    Greatest story teller of all time, what a guy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicholasrosebush6182
    @nicholasrosebush6182 3 года назад +1

    From someone who used to do blow, its a crazy life. Glad its behind me.

  • @PaypalBank
    @PaypalBank 6 лет назад

    i love listening to diazs stories

  • @MrRalfie23
    @MrRalfie23 5 лет назад

    What an OG!!! A dying breed

  • @coldneedle
    @coldneedle 5 лет назад +3

    The discrete bong on the bottom right

  • @happyhouston11
    @happyhouston11 6 лет назад

    The first summer after you leave high school is always the best

  • @anthonygalicia4377
    @anthonygalicia4377 8 лет назад +8

    It was a great summer

  • @misterdabalina4694
    @misterdabalina4694 8 лет назад +10

    Mad flavour

  • @Pablo-cp2zv
    @Pablo-cp2zv 6 лет назад +3

    "everybody was looking windows at that point"

  • @eliteproductions835
    @eliteproductions835 5 лет назад +10

    Cocaine is a substance I will happily never do

    • @artemjetman
      @artemjetman 5 лет назад +4

      Shiii u missing out dawg

    • @jeffreyjimenez3112
      @jeffreyjimenez3112 5 лет назад +2

      Me neither. Stimulants aren't my thing.

    • @awesomeguysuncle
      @awesomeguysuncle 5 лет назад +1

      Artem Jetman bro you guys actin like coke is an amazing high, yeah maybe it won’t mess you up in moderation but most coke users get addicted

    • @NoahOnYT.
      @NoahOnYT. 5 лет назад +2

      Quentin Reiner
      Youre a fucking moron
      Prolly from the coke

    • @payintowin7866
      @payintowin7866 5 лет назад

      Quentin Reiner how many grams in a 8 ball?

  • @MrJtdaugherty
    @MrJtdaugherty 5 лет назад

    Where can I find these whole podcasts?

  • @rafaelmedina5659
    @rafaelmedina5659 5 лет назад +13

    This the type of stories I wish my grandfather would tell not that boring shit

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 6 лет назад

    Rehab and Detox is like this: people telling what we call War Stories about all the dirt they’ve done. The old timers always have the best stories

  • @bamadeadhead
    @bamadeadhead 7 лет назад +10

    I think he just tells stories if people are listening

  • @Alexfromthe6
    @Alexfromthe6 5 лет назад

    “Looking out windows at that point” 😂

  • @robsgarage552
    @robsgarage552 5 лет назад

    love the stories!

  • @heron-aaronbrito3179
    @heron-aaronbrito3179 5 лет назад +4

    Meanwhile my buddy did the same thing and is facing idk how many years, I’m clueless.

  • @laurenstrines4783
    @laurenstrines4783 6 лет назад +2

    This man has had one the most interesting lives ...ever

  • @Waterboydust99
    @Waterboydust99 4 года назад

    Joey knows how to tell a story. Doesn’t matter if most of the stories he tells are probably fake or exaggerated a bit. but the guy knows how to get your attention and tel a story

  • @DeathBecomesHerDeathBecomesHer
    @DeathBecomesHerDeathBecomesHer 7 лет назад +10

    lol. I knew an algebra teacher my age who did coke and bought ounces of molly. Dude partied every weekend.

  • @Trkdmw
    @Trkdmw 5 лет назад

    Man I love this guy ! 😂💯🙌🏽

  • @csb772
    @csb772 5 лет назад

    I got plenty of those great stories but the statue of limitations are still fresh so I can't tell them on a podcast. Maybe a book one day.

  • @TBHundreds
    @TBHundreds 5 лет назад +4

    Joey “what were we talking about” Diaz

  • @RajBeats
    @RajBeats 2 года назад

    Joey Diaz cocaine stories go great with breakfast

  • @njed9745
    @njed9745 6 лет назад +2

    Ahhh North Bergen High School! The good old days...go Bruins lol

  • @Born2DoubleUp
    @Born2DoubleUp 5 лет назад

    I love hearing this guys stories... He just doesn't seem like the type to bullshit and lie about what happened.

  • @miracles4u
    @miracles4u 2 года назад

    Anyone know the title to the one where he and his friends beat up the overland skier in his neighbourhood.... That's classic

  • @BigBiddnezz
    @BigBiddnezz 2 года назад

    Joey makes up everything as he goes lol

  • @grittypeso2083
    @grittypeso2083 7 лет назад

    Joey is the MVP

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 5 лет назад +2

    "AND??" 😆😂🤣

  • @etchosts8162
    @etchosts8162 3 года назад

    1982 baby!

  • @vitoblack5928
    @vitoblack5928 Год назад

    Uncle Joey was wild

  • @leejones3115
    @leejones3115 6 лет назад

    Uncle Joey the wild man

  • @userndnend
    @userndnend 5 лет назад

    Haven’t seen a morning joint vid in a year

  • @951base
    @951base 5 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey's Stories!.

  • @sicapeo
    @sicapeo 3 года назад +1

    I grew up around people just like Joey and yeah, I believe the stories he tells. He obviously adds comedic flair and exaggerates a bit, but man the shit my uncles did on coke back in the day, plus no fear of being recorded is even worse than what Joey be talking about lol it's kinda sad really, but Joey has found a way to make it funny.

  • @goatboy9837
    @goatboy9837 7 лет назад +2

    There was a gun commercial before this.

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw 3 года назад

    Joey is the best story teller. He has a way of talking about his past crimes that make you want to do them with him.

  • @MormonMustang_
    @MormonMustang_ 8 лет назад

    greatest story ever

  • @jamesmertel8131
    @jamesmertel8131 5 лет назад +2

    Does anybody know what high school this guy went too

  • @gunsakimbo9064
    @gunsakimbo9064 5 лет назад

    This man's a fuckin legend

  • @Teamshmo
    @Teamshmo 6 лет назад +1

    It was a great fucking summer lol

  • @waynecarroll2647
    @waynecarroll2647 7 лет назад +3

    If joey told you it was raining you would have to look out the window !!!!

  • @doobtubes
    @doobtubes 7 лет назад

    Great story

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 5 лет назад

    He needs to write a book

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 5 лет назад

    I had a pre algebra teacher freshman year that lived on my street, barely old enough to teach, and was sleeping with one of my bf and she would give me nothing but A's and let me smoke herb in her car during school.It was a great beginning of highschool.

  • @ishotjustin
    @ishotjustin 6 лет назад

    He’s so much more calm when he’s high 😂

  • @charlesjones32787
    @charlesjones32787 5 лет назад

    He should really have a documentary done on himself...netflix would pick that shit up im sure...nothing but joey in the 80s id watch that shit

  • @Ralf4778
    @Ralf4778 6 лет назад

    "great fucking summer.. wish it would of lasted."

  • @jayemm2888
    @jayemm2888 5 лет назад

    tremendous

  • @HamptonCollabs
    @HamptonCollabs 7 лет назад +3

    snooting with the professor

  • @saltyandsouthern
    @saltyandsouthern 3 года назад +1

    Joey has sinned more than the entire state of Utah.

  • @thatdude169
    @thatdude169 8 лет назад +61

    I wish I could find some nice coke

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 7 лет назад +8

      Mike Pantaleo you're a fucking loser lmao

    • @crimsoncreep26
      @crimsoncreep26 7 лет назад +15

      David Stevenson lol your a coward

    • @williejohnson3866
      @williejohnson3866 6 лет назад +27

      Crooked_MX-5 y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack

    • @akazeek
      @akazeek 6 лет назад

      I get the fire blow guy 😂🔥💪🏻

    • @arimonroe7060
      @arimonroe7060 6 лет назад

      Bronx baby!

  • @daisyloner3726
    @daisyloner3726 7 лет назад

    Joey why have you not drafted a screenplay yet based on your life? Do you not realize it would be a blockbuster?

  • @aroc420
    @aroc420 6 лет назад

    I conned a cop to give me back my pipe when my car was searched once. My friends jaws hit the ground.

  • @isaiasmartinez2854
    @isaiasmartinez2854 2 года назад

    on some breaking bad type stuff 🤣🤣

  • @ursulakirwin1201
    @ursulakirwin1201 Год назад

    All his stories are like in the movie is this guy for real

  • @zk5598
    @zk5598 5 лет назад

    That tremendous coke was Colombian coke 💀💀💀😹😹😹😹

  • @littlebuddyoutdoors
    @littlebuddyoutdoors 5 лет назад

    Coco needs a Netflix series

  • @thelifeofhebah5358
    @thelifeofhebah5358 6 лет назад

    “He robbed a gas station” MAD CHILL