I grew up pretty similar in Brooklyn during the 70’s and 80’s. Saw some of the craziest shit ever. I still can’t believe I made past 18. It was awesome!
Wow must of been an amazing crazy time to be alive I always think about it being young I’m 22 now born in 2000 but I always wish to time travel back then just to enjoy moments with some of the best people In those times
I can feel Joey here. I’m 30 years old and probably worked over 50 jobs in my life. I got really good at job interviews and making a resume. Finally found a career job after 15 years in the work force lol
theebiff an ice cube to a satanist. Satanists' are already burning in flames, an ice cube would cool them down. Satanists would fly to get an ice cube. Now if you can sell a burning Satanist a Hot Tamale, then ill be impressed.
louididdy they are so fucking fake bro it’s annoying he tries so hard to fit this persona that he created for himself. his lies get worse and worse in every video I seen. I’m not saying he was an honor roll student growing up but he has not done 80% of the bullshit that he claims
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 why would he make up all of this then? If anything it makes him look like he was a piece of shit. He just tells those stories with fondness
@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ think about it no cameras and theyprobably dont require much info to get hired. Just fake the info and there is literally no way for them to find you if you covered your tracks
A. Salgado yes. or make up a company and for your supervisor name put a buddy (who knows what your doing and can sound professional) ...it's so easy. and there's laws on what they can even ask references, all they'll do is call up your buddy and say "are you Bob , a supervisor for Jim's auto parts? did you supervise Aaron and was he employed with you guys from (whatever dates you listed) may 2005 to aug 2017? " your buddy says yes and that's all they can really ask. then just have your friend say you were a hard worker who showed up every day and bam. reference checked. it's a simple process.
@@NihilisticHatred they start asking your "reference" stupid shit then just tell them to say "hey man im really busy right now I dont have time for this"
@@onraj9mm i have drinkable water here in st charles MO but it has a sulfer smell somewhat and i don't like the taste. sams bottled water is good plus theyre 20oz bottles so youre grabbing a new bottle less often.
@ 0:35 , Someone please make that into an animation I could just picture Joey literally packing his shit and just dipping and his co worker being like “Ay where you going?”..... 😂🤣😭
Just started working at Tesla doing the assembly line. I hate waking up at 3:30AM just to drive out and work. It always hits me with thoughts of quitting. But I’m still at it.
I might be behind on the times but if Elon's still involved at the high levels that's a good ass company. If I worked for a trillionaire tycoon I'd want it to be that one, unless we find another one that's somehow even smarter and less corrupt.
4:52 gotta be smart about it and use it as a necessity LMAO I've never gotten a call back when putting in the exact truth but changing the unemployment gaps and upping the lingo has gotten me job after job.
Mine was the first day lol. It was a job I was misinformed about. I was told it was construction work which I had experience in. I was 20 yrs old. So I meet up with the boss an pulls up in a construction truck with the crew an im like ok… cool. lol so anyways we get to the site an it’s a chicken farm. Like a 600 foot long chicken barn. An the job was really installing all the equipment inside to feed the chickens… like hanging these lines an feeders.. augers.. I was like… wtf. I wanted to go frame buildings an roof. So needless to say I just told the boss at the end of the day yeah dude, I’m out. Lol.
@@samuelw.3992 I just stop showing up when the first check comes in the mail If the second check doesn’t come in the mail. Even if it’s just 3-5 days of work Flat tires
you tell them your last job went out of business. also it helps if family will help you out saying you worked for their business for however many years hahah. :D
peopleready google them they got work for everybody no excuses get to work get paid daily and work when u want u can go from temp to perm real fast if u knw any trade even better. gooooo get to WORK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a design-build guy - around 25 years ago we were renovating houses owned by the city, and we had to give work to some people in various programs. I’m at the back of the house one morning and I go to check on them at the front of the house. One of them wasn’t there so I asked what happened to him and they all laughed and said “oh, you mean The Ninja?”.
How do you walk away with a day's profits from pumping gas, leave the station owner a paltry $10, and not get into serious trouble with every cop in the neighborhood looking for you?
Ah the old days where you could walk up to the boss and be like... "I need a job. Mr. Hansen, I'm your man." Mr. Hansen: you're hired! Nowadays: "hey uhh... I need a job." Shirley/Julie from HR: "imreallybusylookatthefnsigngotothewebsiteifeverythingchecksoutwe'llcallin8-10businessdaysdontletthedoorhityouonthewayoutjerkyoumademelateforlunch....alsoyouneedexperinceforthejobdoyouhaveexperinceofcourseyoudonthaveexperinceloseromggtfowowdontyouknowyouneedexperiencereallywowyoureawasteoftimejustgotothewebsitekbye"
My advice is get a trade A plumber can work 3/4 months then he's finished As long as you can stick it that long you'll be fine You can stay at home after it's done and if you get poor or bored you can get on another job
@@sloppyjonuts9162 what do they have you doing? Think outside the box, if it's groundwork make sure you're the guy in the digger, don't wait for them to help you, get your tickets yourself and jump in
@@liam.4454 they had me cut copper pipe for risers. I’ll do that for about an hour then the superintendent will come outa nowhere with the foreman & have me sweep for a few more hours and move Pvc & copper from the 3rd floor to the 4th. In this hot desert heat. By then I don’t even give a fuck. Or. Just busy work most days.
@@sloppyjonuts9162 thats me being an electrician apprentice. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya. Gotta be there bitch basically till journeyman status
The amount of busy work in construction and blue collar work will drive you criminally insane. When the business is good you never stop moving but when it's bad you sit counting the same pieces of wood over and over.
literally just pulled a Joey d just walked outta my job fuck that boss 😂 was talking to my coworker and I was like ima just walk out fuck this got in my car and left
Joey “I’ll be right back” Diaz
paul rodriguez gold
Best “ “ name so far
Hahahah!!
Hm. Clever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This video makes me happy because I know I'm not the only one.
Start a podcast
I just did that shit yesterday 😂😂😂
@@90deltaderivatives35 I quit Amazon a month ago after working there for a month. Jobs suck. I'm building up my business now.
@@perks6292 good luck bro!
Edit: fuck Amazon
@@StasiiiBaybeee Thanks duder! And yeah, Amazon blows dead donkey dick.
I grew up pretty similar in Brooklyn during the 70’s and 80’s. Saw some of the craziest shit ever. I still can’t believe I made past 18. It was awesome!
Moe Betta shut up moe
Wow must of been an amazing crazy time to be alive I always think about it being young I’m 22 now born in 2000 but I always wish to time travel back then just to enjoy moments with some of the best people In those times
@@angelridgeway7051 how crazy is the grip of our phones got over us now
@@soulzy3596 and CCTV. And the Internet.
@angelridgeway7051 Agreed dawg! 04 right here I know how ur feeling
I simply LOVE Joey's honesty regarding his "weaknesses". or what society deems weaknesses, such as detesting laboring away......
Anyone who gives Joey blow without cash up front deserves to get robbed
Anyone who fronts coke period deserves to get robbed
DKRY That’s pretty much how the business works lmaoo
Hahahah
@@zike3206 no. That’s LITERALLY how it works. Dudes front an oz rock off a brick and actually expect some fiend to pay them back
I don't think Joey could ever tell a bad story. Love that guy.
This guy knows how to listen to Joey, don't interrupt every 10 seconds comment from time to time
"I could sell ice to a satanist, I don't give a fuck" why I love diaz
I can feel Joey here. I’m 30 years old and probably worked over 50 jobs in my life. I got really good at job interviews and making a resume.
Finally found a career job after 15 years in the work force lol
Same 27 Worked so many. I also pulled a few Joey Diaz’s in my time
I would make up fake names on my job applications for references also.
@@jerrynavarro2404 I’ve been there, or just say my friend was a manager or something. My brother has a different last name so I used him a lot lol
@@jerrynavarro2404 I would make up places I worked & use my spare phone for a reference guy lol.
@@sloppyjonuts9162 what years were those
"I could sell a fucking ice cube to a fucking satanist." LOL.
Daniel Ponik thats the easiest thing to sell.
theebiff an ice cube to a satanist. Satanists' are already burning in flames, an ice cube would cool them down. Satanists would fly to get an ice cube. Now if you can sell a burning Satanist a Hot Tamale, then ill be impressed.
theebiff Nope, they're burning bud. Whether you like it or not that's the truth.
theebiff on they're burning all right. Burning on the inside.
DestroyNations disco inferno burning
I could sell an ice cube to a satanist lmfao
PlutoTheGod I was thinking what the fuck
My grandma used to say i could sell ice cubs to an eskimo.
Bruh
@@aaronp9835 that actually make sense.
Made me laugh half to death
Joey “there was nothing like 10-11” Diaz
Listening to this video gives me hope cause I be quitting jobs 😹
What a legend this guy. The gas station heists are amazing.
louididdy they are so fucking fake bro it’s annoying he tries so hard to fit this persona that he created for himself. his lies get worse and worse in every video I seen. I’m not saying he was an honor roll student growing up but he has not done 80% of the bullshit that he claims
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 why would he make up all of this then? If anything it makes him look like he was a piece of shit. He just tells those stories with fondness
Álvaro Byrne because he’s a comedian and this is entertaining which makes his fan base bigger which makes him more money
This kid Lee...he must keep him around because he finds it amusing just how little he knows about the underworld
I hang around certain people at work because it's hilarious how much they don't know about society and it amuses me, so this is not far fetched
So Joey would get a job where he would pump gas and keep all the money they gave him and then take off? I love America
Carrie Oakey I worked at a gas station and the overnight guy was actually doing that shit
@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ think about it no cameras and theyprobably dont require much info to get hired. Just fake the info and there is literally no way for them to find you if you covered your tracks
DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ you could get away with literally any crime before like the mid 90s
Try that shit nowdays and you'll be in prison
Back in the day you could do that These days there's cameras everywhere can't even begin to get away with it these days
Watching this preparing myself for my first day at my new job lmfao
Workin a full-time night job and a part-time morning job in the way to my dream. ✌
you will make it. Keep it up king
Same here, bro, but the opposite. Full time day job and part time night job.
@@xVxx6528 Depends on his dream doesn't it?
@Cash Orass unfortunately this is true vast majority of the time
How's it going?
The way I quit jobs when I was young....just stop going lol
references are easy use business no longer in business
A. Salgado yes. or make up a company and for your supervisor name put a buddy (who knows what your doing and can sound professional) ...it's so easy. and there's laws on what they can even ask references, all they'll do is call up your buddy and say "are you Bob , a supervisor for Jim's auto parts? did you supervise Aaron and was he employed with you guys from (whatever dates you listed) may 2005 to aug 2017? " your buddy says yes and that's all they can really ask. then just have your friend say you were a hard worker who showed up every day and bam. reference checked. it's a simple process.
@@nothx962 that's not true: they can talk about anything.
@@NihilisticHatred they start asking your "reference" stupid shit then just tell them to say "hey man im really busy right now I dont have time for this"
@@nothx962 facts ppl aint tryna waste time like that
Did this to fill in gap years, I remember when I sold weed at 16 and I put horticultural assistant in a flower shop, and just winged the interview 😂
“And you’re over there makin fuukin faces” hahahaha
Jesus christ Joey just bring a pitcher of water with glasses already. You must have 10 water bottles on that table!
Fucking plastic
@@timstarmer5242 fuck you
What's with the water in plastic bottles in USA ? The tap water is undrinkable? They do that shit in Africa.
@@onraj9mm i have drinkable water here in st charles MO but it has a sulfer smell somewhat and i don't like the taste. sams bottled water is good plus theyre 20oz bottles so youre grabbing a new bottle less often.
gotta have plenty water handy for the cocaine party
Well that explains his awesome physique
Joey was quitting jobs that were paying $15 an hour back in the 80’s, that’s crazy. That’s like giving up a job that pays $30 an hour these days
Most jobs don’t pay that
@@sloppyjonuts9162 huh right ✅
If the job sucks it sucks lol so he’d leave and so would I
@@kennypowers19452012 to present year I have had about 300 jobs from Illinois to Texas to California lol. I suck at working I really do
I ain't gonna lie bro, if the job sucks, I'm leaving. IDK how much it paid.
these stories are legendary!
Ain't nothing faster than a "pewn"
Right. Bleep bleep peoown
Facts lol
Right, easily 900 mph
@ 0:35 , Someone please make that into an animation I could just picture Joey literally packing his shit and just dipping and his co worker being like “Ay where you going?”.....
😂🤣😭
“What the fuck a matter with ya ya didn’t even have a edible”😂😂😂😂
The paint store on 68th and Bergenline was Ash Paints in Guttenberg.
Just started working at Tesla doing the assembly line. I hate waking up at 3:30AM just to drive out and work. It always hits me with thoughts of quitting. But I’m still at it.
I might be behind on the times but if Elon's still involved at the high levels that's a good ass company. If I worked for a trillionaire tycoon I'd want it to be that one, unless we find another one that's somehow even smarter and less corrupt.
Get a tesla that will get you to work while you sleeping.
That’s life
@@MLHMODZ no its not that's enslaving
@@emilianoyaboi5911 no shit genius
Joey the reason we get background checks now 🤣🤣
Good god they can see how many jobs we’ve had.
The fact that Joey Diaz is alive is freaking incredible.
Lmao I can relate I’ve jus left jobs didn’t even say shit before. Lmaoooooooo
Nick S I did that 2 times 😂 didn’t even want to go get the cheque
@@Alexfromthe6 now thats just not smart u worked hard for that three hour paycheck lol
I need Joey to type my resume for me 😂😂😂
Uncle Joey is my spirit animal.
Hahaha I know that job quitting LOL
Man I love joey 😂. I think we all had one or two jobs where we work for a while and never show up again!!
These stories are so great
4:52 gotta be smart about it and use it as a necessity LMAO I've never gotten a call back when putting in the exact truth but changing the unemployment gaps and upping the lingo has gotten me job after job.
2:38 that 'pew' was so clean lol
I did the same thing when I worked at Walmart for a week
"I'd Dump like $10 dollars and put the rest in my socks" 🤣
Uncle Joey was the silent quit OG.
He said... I got this half of gangster looking for me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Quit one quick asf too 😂😂
JOEY, you are a fucking savage. Earliest I have ever quit a job was second day.
Me 2
Mine was the first day lol. It was a job I was misinformed about. I was told it was construction work which I had experience in. I was 20 yrs old. So I meet up with the boss an pulls up in a construction truck with the crew an im like ok… cool. lol so anyways we get to the site an it’s a chicken farm. Like a 600 foot long chicken barn. An the job was really installing all the equipment inside to feed the chickens… like hanging these lines an feeders.. augers.. I was like… wtf. I wanted to go frame buildings an roof. So needless to say I just told the boss at the end of the day yeah dude, I’m out. Lol.
@@samuelw.3992 I just stop showing up when the first check comes in the mail
If the second check doesn’t come in the mail. Even if it’s just 3-5 days of work
Flat tires
And I like his voice and his likeness is in Mafia 3 as Frank the butcher Barbieri.
“ BULLOCKS!!!!! “ 😂😂😂😂😂
That T-shirt is pretty badass
Lee “im going through changes” Syatt
Im watching this high af after my FIRST day of work lmao
Update?
Are you still working or working the hooch
Coolest t-shirt on Joey Diaz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
#illBeRightBack
my favorite line.
“And I’d take off” lmaooooooooo
I love this man
you tell them your last job went out of business. also it helps if family will help you out saying you worked for their business for however many years hahah. :D
4:25 best part 😆
Man I wish I was living in the '80s These days it's so difficult to get a job
Amazon
peopleready google them they got work for everybody no excuses get to work get paid daily and work when u want u can go from temp to perm real fast if u knw any trade even better. gooooo get to WORK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a design-build guy - around 25 years ago we were renovating houses owned by the city, and we had to give work to some people in various programs. I’m at the back of the house one morning and I go to check on them at the front of the house. One of them wasn’t there so I asked what happened to him and they all laughed and said “oh, you mean The Ninja?”.
Mixing paints is way better than a shovel
I quit so many jobs myself and honestly this hit home😂😂😂😂
Halloween ‘84!!! Classic
Lee “I’m going through changes”
Joeys resume is impressive
well put at the end
that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a crackhead paying you back, shit, forget it!
I’m 16 right now and when I’m his age I hope I can tell stories like this and laugh about it with my friends
How do you walk away with a day's profits from pumping gas, leave the station owner a paltry $10, and not get into serious trouble with every cop in the neighborhood looking for you?
“Hey where ya goin?” Lol
Joey GOT TO. BRING UP COKE Diaz
Ah the old days where you could walk up to the boss and be like... "I need a job. Mr. Hansen, I'm your man."
Mr. Hansen: you're hired!
Nowadays: "hey uhh... I need a job."
Shirley/Julie from HR: "imreallybusylookatthefnsigngotothewebsiteifeverythingchecksoutwe'llcallin8-10businessdaysdontletthedoorhityouonthewayoutjerkyoumademelateforlunch....alsoyouneedexperinceforthejobdoyouhaveexperinceofcourseyoudonthaveexperinceloseromggtfowowdontyouknowyouneedexperiencereallywowyoureawasteoftimejustgotothewebsitekbye"
Lol I stay lying, on applications. All my family are my references
Can Joey talk about that because of statute of limitations or something?
Yeah?
Yeah The fucking bill of rights are over
An ya know cause who cares
Joey "I make this shit up" Diaz
Hahahahaha
Lol Lee making faces Is a beautiful shit dawg.
My advice is get a trade
A plumber can work 3/4 months then he's finished
As long as you can stick it that long you'll be fine
You can stay at home after it's done and if you get poor or bored you can get on another job
I’m in a apprenticeship. New construction. It’s brutal. I’ve been begging them to teach me but they still have me doing laborer work.
@@sloppyjonuts9162 what do they have you doing? Think outside the box, if it's groundwork make sure you're the guy in the digger, don't wait for them to help you, get your tickets yourself and jump in
@@liam.4454 they had me cut copper pipe for risers. I’ll do that for about an hour then the superintendent will come outa nowhere with the foreman & have me sweep for a few more hours and move Pvc & copper from the 3rd floor to the 4th. In this hot desert heat. By then I don’t even give a fuck. Or. Just busy work most days.
@@sloppyjonuts9162 thats me being an electrician apprentice. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya. Gotta be there bitch basically till journeyman status
The amount of busy work in construction and blue collar work will drive you criminally insane. When the business is good you never stop moving but when it's bad you sit counting the same pieces of wood over and over.
Just quit my job on the 4th of July
"I could sell a fuckin icecube to a satanist." , like whhhaaaaattt???? Lol
Joey "I wont last 10 minutes" Diaz
The art of quitting. You either got it or ya don’t
😂 I pulled a Joey diaz a few times in my life
literally just pulled a Joey d just walked outta my job fuck that boss 😂 was talking to my coworker and I was like ima just walk out fuck this got in my car and left
Ice cube to a satanist rahahahahahaaa
I’ve quit so many jobs the same day I started lol
😂😂 man I think we all did
I quit a few hundred jobs over the years
Dude in the blue north face just says whatever he thinks joey will agree with
Joey is my other half i swear.
4:25 ..... Lee what’s the matter? You didn’t even eat a fuckin edible, and your over there makin fuckin faces.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I was almost 💀💀💀💀
I just walked off a bullshit ass job last Friday
Joey Diaz Cocaine Chronicles: Bedtime Stories For Adults
Sometimes Diaz sais he loves work, sometimes he says he hates it.
4:28 Lee is transforming.
5:55 Joey rips a fart
Nah, he punched the table 😀
Love Joey
joey, you comin back for your watch? im still holdin on to it for you! i miss you..,. i ... love.. you..
I’ve quit every job I’ve had after a week I love working hard but having a 9-5 feels different for me idk
That's because you're a sorry piece of shit
I feel the same way dog it’s depressing you feel like a puppet and you get zero respect in pretty much all 9-5 jobs
God damn people have NO work ethic what happened to being a aman and doing shit you didnt like
Nick graham sorry we don’t want to slave our lives away man
That's why u get a regular good paying job and have your side hustle on the side
Not for Nothin, Hearing all these stories I'm Fucking shocked he's still alive. 🤣
Joey “Boulder in 83” Diaz
I make up my references too😂 I just put random phone numbers
I quit twice without saying anything
This is hillarious
Joey Diaz meets Doey Jiaz... make it happen.