@@ohio72213 that's what makes their podcasts so relevant, and for the most superior to other lesser podcasts. The host should be able to keep the conversation going but listening is the most important thing.
@throwaway6405 Anyone who does blow will tell you the good stuff has gotten harder and harder to find. You even see lawyers and doctors getting the stuff with fent which used to never happen. Too much demand and not enough supply. Cartels are actually mad at how much it gets stomped on but they don't care once it's out their hands.
@@toastedt140lol the cartels aren't "mad", that its getting stepped on. 9 times out of 10 its THEM doing all the stepping. They're working with the Chinese now directly though. And the Chinese are setting up shop all over California and nearby border states. Most of the fentanyl is still sourced from China via Alphabay drop shipping with multi route destinations using Pseudonyms on the packages. At least thats how my fent dealers would get it when i was still a junkie back in 2018
I get high quality shit to this day. I’ve had the same plug for over 5 years though and I live in Tucson, AZ. To say I know it’s not the same everywhere, is quite an understatement. I’m grateful.
"It's gotta be March of '97." Joey remembers that exact date of every great story thats ever happened to him. I can't remember if it was last week or last month when I tell a story
@@jerryparrack4123 there's no comparison. Weed just makes you lazy and stupid. If you can do coke one night and not touch it again for a while then it's the best. It's the drug everyone wants to do but not everyone can afford. If you could still get the good shit like the 80s like he talks about would be a different story. Shit today sucks
That moment from 6:50 to 7:10 where you remember the FEEL n how GOOD the nosecandy was from the sniffs, chatty jaw to the numbed out throat from drips YEEHAW ❄️😂 Lotta love for uncle joey 🤙✝️
Sometimes I miss having days like that. Granted it was snorting dope for me but it’s one of those things that I’d never wanna go through again but I’m glad I did in a sense. It gives you character lol.
Lol bruh i know what you mean. Nothing quite like snorting consecutive lines of smack until you can't keep your head up. Never again though. 😂 took me 3 long years to beat the opiate demon.
@@pab1381 oh im only counting the time period where I was genuine trying to get clean. Was doing hard narcotics from ages 20 to 26. Only been off them from 26 to 29.
I'm 2 years in March and I'm still an asshole but I feel so much better in my soul not being dependent on drugs and alcohol. The party gets fun once and then it's just a party.
My friend in high school had a car that had a broken fuel gauge on the dash. Everytime we all loaded up to go get some pot after school we all threw in a few bucks or whatever we had for gas. The good days.
God he brings me back, his voice gets low like cops r gonna hear ya.Hey c'mon over bring all the cash ya got...ya gotta try this shit! Can't count how many times that happened to me back then,
Diesel fuel or eather. The best. Cant swallow starting to choke anybody else hear that train whistle wow i just puked now im going a 100mph. Thats the feeling. Lol
i used to do blow back in the 90's, but havent touched it in 20yrs or more. a buddy said he had some good coke, so i asked to see it, it didnt stink like permanent marker, it wasnt fish scale, it was just dog crap powder. from what i can tell, you cant get good blow like that fish scale any more, the kind you could smoke
Kind of nuts. I haven't touched the shit in decade. More. And I just hit 10 of your vidoes Joey and had the war stories high heart pounding and all. Took me back. Lmao the whole time. And a slight miss those days. Holy shit I gotta get on the show. Stories??? Hahaha I gottem.
It was a huge part of his life. When you get addicted to something like coke or opiates it's easy to talk about it a lot lol because you really do have a lot to say but at the same time you're the only one who can really relate unless you're with a bunch of other addicts
i'm off acid in a hotel room by myself in panama watching this at 5am , using your podcast as my guide to let myself know i'm fine
Xd
Bark At The Moon, Dude. Bark At The Moon!
Jimmy Freeman the comment is a month old you dumbass
@@ab-ho8xo damn
EseLad and here you are scrolling through old comments 🤣 like you any better than him. Chill
If cocaine is ever legalized, Joe Diaz could be their Marlboro Man.
Coke bloke lol
Marlboro never smoked a single cigarette and actually just passed away at I believe at 93? So yeah...but actually no.
Underrated
Erik Birch what does that have to do with anything he can still be the poster boy for cocaine lol and he doesn’t do coke anymore either “allegedly”
i guess it is kinda randomly asking but does anyone know a good site to watch newly released series online?
His sip of water always sounds so relieving
he sounds like at any moment he could have a minute long coughing fit
sorta sip of water that makes you thirsty even if your hydrated 😂😂😂
Thats the sip of water for all those time he didnt had a sip while he was in hotel 😃
Tom Segura is a great listener. He always seems to ask the right questions and doesn't interrupt people.
Good point. A great listener isn’t obnoxious or mute.
I was just on a Joe Rogan video and someone said the exact same thing you said word for word but about Joe Rogan instead lol
@@ohio72213 that's what makes their podcasts so relevant, and for the most superior to other lesser podcasts. The host should be able to keep the conversation going but listening is the most important thing.
Or maybe he just has nothing to say.
And now he is just a douchebag. Money reveals persons true identity. Old Tom was a good Tom
"What does regular coke smell like?"
"Paradise"
And ammonia
well your getting cat piss sport
rene L yeah you getting that rat poison lol
Not many people have had proper coke
Tremendous
Everything always happens on a Tuesday with Joey lol
@ 2:30pm
Joe's going up...on a Tuesdays
i mean what else is going on on a fucking tuesday...
Like a docta on tuesday
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Dude is telling the truth. I'm 20 yrs off coke but, that drip and beer, man, that's the hit. Coke is almost always garbage now. Love his stories
20 years off coke. Knows it’s garbage now
@throwaway6405 Anyone who does blow will tell you the good stuff has gotten harder and harder to find. You even see lawyers and doctors getting the stuff with fent which used to never happen. Too much demand and not enough supply. Cartels are actually mad at how much it gets stomped on but they don't care once it's out their hands.
@@toastedt140lol the cartels aren't "mad", that its getting stepped on.
9 times out of 10 its THEM doing all the stepping.
They're working with the Chinese now directly though. And the Chinese are setting up shop all over California and nearby border states.
Most of the fentanyl is still sourced from China via Alphabay drop shipping with multi route destinations using Pseudonyms on the packages.
At least thats how my fent dealers would get it when i was still a junkie back in 2018
I get high quality shit to this day. I’ve had the same plug for over 5 years though and I live in Tucson, AZ. To say I know it’s not the same everywhere, is quite an understatement. I’m grateful.
Bro, I can transport to where he is by his stories. It’s so on point
I always have to poop listening to these stories
That's a long a poop
Cause the coke lol once you kno its on its way crunchtime
David Gochenour speaking of this, I’m pooping
David Gochenour haha Real shit and i mean real shit
anticipoo
Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz
Crimson Inc. never forgets every detail
joey has forgotten more badass shit about his life then will ever happen to my entire family
Joey “it had to be March of 92” Diaz
Hank Hill no that’s Larry lawton
In an honor mr Hank hill Salud
The yeea must’ve been ‘86, I was livin’ in boulder...
😂😂😂😂😂
“What does regular coke smell like?”
“Delicious. Paradise.”
🤣😂
"It's gotta be March of '97." Joey remembers that exact date of every great story thats ever happened to him. I can't remember if it was last week or last month when I tell a story
Joey Diaz stories, the perfect anti-depressant drug
Uncle Joey always dropping exact dates in his stories.
Primo?
Damn I gotta stop watching Joey it makes me wanna do some coke again lmaoooo
It’s not worth it bro don’t do it
Seriously. 80 bucks for a gram of coke, or you can spend 80 bucks on weed and it will last you 2 weeks. Shit is lame asf
@@jerryparrack4123 there's no comparison. Weed just makes you lazy and stupid. If you can do coke one night and not touch it again for a while then it's the best. It's the drug everyone wants to do but not everyone can afford. If you could still get the good shit like the 80s like he talks about would be a different story. Shit today sucks
@@rxtuninginc8444 most of the time you gotta get drunk asf as soon as you comedown or else you'll be wanting more
If you can't be recreational don't touch it. " Once is not enough, and once is too much." If you got an addictive personality I would stay clear.
Keep making these brother. Joey Diaz is one hell of a guy
*Gasolini*
LMAO!! I just caught that. For a non Italian he sure sounds like one.
@@WiKiDMANE thats not how you say Gasoline in Italian nor is it anything close to it lmao
Timestamp? I missed it
DDrolet997 7:25
@@Stuckinthen9neties Mussolini?
I'm playing with the ❄️ in Florida rn 😆.
Love listening to Joey's stories when getting coked up or candy flipping..
Man these stories make my heart race and bring back memories i thought id wiped while recording them.
It does
Wiped while recording them. You ain’t lying. Can’t remember half my life.
"that was a great day" lol joey has to have the best post coke addict attitude ..
That moment from 6:50 to 7:10 where you remember the FEEL n how GOOD the nosecandy was from the sniffs, chatty jaw to the numbed out throat from drips YEEHAW ❄️😂
Lotta love for uncle joey 🤙✝️
Uncle joey is such a good place now compared to then good for him what a legend
6:37 looks like Joeys shoving imaginary rocks up his nose as he tells how tremendous this coke was
U gotta rub one out when ur on blow. Joey is right
Why is that
Randal Savage pretty much always
michael hermanson me?
@@cannyreid4304 yes...in response to your comment
Canny Reid lol it’s the complete opposite... you can’t get it up on coke without really trying
Sometimes I miss having days like that. Granted it was snorting dope for me but it’s one of those things that I’d never wanna go through again but I’m glad I did in a sense. It gives you character lol.
Lol bruh i know what you mean.
Nothing quite like snorting consecutive lines of smack until you can't keep your head up.
Never again though. 😂 took me 3 long years to beat the opiate demon.
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 shit it took me 10 years lol
@@pab1381 oh im only counting the time period where I was genuine trying to get clean.
Was doing hard narcotics from ages 20 to 26.
Only been off them from 26 to 29.
Absolutely!! I don’t miss those days one damn bit, but I learned so much,& gained some incredible life experience.
Joey wherever you're at out there in the world I can completely relate, I know much of what you speak of
Same mate 👍🏻 tomorrows a new day
I don’t do drugs at all but I find these stories fascinating
These stories are here forever salute to a true story teller.
Cochinito means little dirty 🤣😅
'Good yelp review' lol Lee don't ever change.
Actually it means little pig 🐖
I’m in Spain, coked to the gills on some sparkly scale-y coke..damn life’s great
"I'm in a borrowed car"
You have my attention unk.
I'm 2 years in March and I'm still an asshole but I feel so much better in my soul not being dependent on drugs and alcohol. The party gets fun once and then it's just a party.
Good for you man hope things are well on your end
It gets better.
Good on ya brother
Love the clips you drop. You can see you're putting in work!!
This guy does a line of coke and has that flash back from ratatouille lmao
I am 3 years clean of coke but listening to Joey Diaz almost makes me miss it...... almost 🤣🤣
"Like Castro's man hitting you with a zapper "
🤣😂🤣😂
Currently charged up watching joey Diaz talk about being charged
Everytime I hear his stories my nostrils drip 💧
ok
Two bumps to even you out and start drinking . Gotta have a exit strategy though
This dude finna make me Relapse lmao
Somebody find that Taco Bell commercial now!
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0:04 Joey is the guy getting his shoes shined
wtf? he made bank off that?
damn that's crazy thanks for the link to the commercial. i guess at that point in his life it was a lot of money to him.
Lmfao what kinda of could he possibly of made off this?
fml more like last year 😂
Somebody count how many times he says “bag of blow”
when I hear joey diaz say "el cochinito" I know its a good story
Joey’s Mexican accent was hilarious
It's Cuban. Or don't you listen to the talking?
Greatest storyteller ever
6:58 7:04 Joey having coke flashbacks. Haha
Plague 😂
Joe: “86, 87”
My friend in high school had a car that had a broken fuel gauge on the dash. Everytime we all loaded up to go get some pot after school we all threw in a few bucks or whatever we had for gas. The good days.
When Joey Diaz clicks his fingers and says the year you know it’s going to be a good storie
The numbing is the best
Anyone else listening 0:00 - 0:05 over and over again.., all that’s missing is “Boulder 1985 and coke.”
Joey Diaz needs to start an ASMR channel like now
Lee sitting next to Tom seems like a before and after weight loss transformation
People talk about snorting grams, Joey was snorting OUNCES jack
Joey has some of the best stories i ever heard. He ahould write a book.
God he brings me back, his voice gets low like cops r gonna hear ya.Hey c'mon over bring all the cash ya got...ya gotta try this shit! Can't count how many times that happened to me back then,
My mouth is watering
Dam remember listening to all these during the cocid lockdown lol
Diesel fuel or eather. The best. Cant swallow starting to choke anybody else hear that train whistle wow i just puked now im going a 100mph. Thats the feeling. Lol
it's ether not eather
I agree
Wow I felt every emotion in that description
Ether is rare as shit ,
Not gonna lie but some of his stories when he's high on coke sound like so much fun, almost makes me wanna do it 😂
1:28 and the phlegm slowly falls into joey throat and lodges there... Cue the freddy Krueger talk lol
Watching this makes me wanna do a line
Holy fuck me too he talks about it the way I like talking to it I love it
No no, not worth it
i used to do blow back in the 90's, but havent touched it in 20yrs or more. a buddy said he had some good coke, so i asked to see it, it didnt stink like permanent marker, it wasnt fish scale, it was just dog crap powder. from what i can tell, you cant get good blow like that fish scale any more, the kind you could smoke
I used to do so much coke that one of my eyes would point off in a different direction. I used an eyepatch so that I could do more coke.
LMAO he actually said "jew'em down"
Old school man. Guys like this are a dying breed
I love this guys stories
He’s so real you gotta appreciate it man you just have to
Being high whilst you listen Joey diaz Coke stories!!!
If I had a chance to choose anyone to be my father it would be Joey Diaz!
When Joey starts the story and he has no money and no blow, expect great things.
Helicopters like in goodfellas lol
If you ever need your coke tested call diaz 😂😂
I know exactly who gave you that coke! Lol
I just had a little poo-poo jumped out on the course of a fart. That's how good Joey's storytelling is! :D I went into Pavlov's dog in minutes.
That "drip" tho.
Who else but Coco Diaz would drop the “you can Jew them down” and not even miss a beat?
God 1 mill views so good
The stories joey tells is like a cutscene from a martin Scorsese movie lmao
7:26 gasolini, Imma use that as my alias
5:00 funny asl
Joey “gasoleanie” Diaz
I know about those jolts
Gasoleenee lmao. Sounds like good name for a Strian weed
Reminds me of good times
Joey I fuccin love you my guy
Echo Park back in those days was crazy... The west side of los angeles
Joey making me fein a line
Kind of nuts. I haven't touched the shit in decade. More. And I just hit 10 of your vidoes Joey and had the war stories high heart pounding and all. Took me back. Lmao the whole time. And a slight miss those days. Holy shit I gotta get on the show. Stories??? Hahaha I gottem.
The tires shops are true. Lol
Coked up to the gills 😂
4:15 Les thought Joey was talking to him but lee said fuck it I’m down 😂😂
His head is ginormous
The Marc maron one the story was different.
He told it better on Rogan, but still amazing
Joey Diaz almost talks about coke in nearly every podcast he does. But damn there great stories.
It was a huge part of his life. When you get addicted to something like coke or opiates it's easy to talk about it a lot lol because you really do have a lot to say but at the same time you're the only one who can really relate unless you're with a bunch of other addicts
Joey always have the worst timing when he drinks water
I love you Joey Diaz.
Blo was so good he couldn’t walk 😂
Lmfaooooo it smells like paradise
unless its cat pissy
Joey “I never told you this Joe Rogan” Diaz