Joey Diaz Talks About Tweaking and Shares Another Tremendous Coke Story

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2016
  • From Episode #432 of The Church of What's Happening Now Podcast with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt and guest George Perez .

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  • @ericayala181
    @ericayala181 5 лет назад +4411

    nothing worse then hearing those birds start chirping, that's when you know you truly lost lmao

    • @carlosalvarado158
      @carlosalvarado158 5 лет назад +449

      I fucking despise that sound

    • @nicholassternon5857
      @nicholassternon5857 5 лет назад +168

      Eric Ayala yep you ain’t getting any sleep till noon

    • @jackchase6461
      @jackchase6461 5 лет назад +41

      facts.

    • @videofan080
      @videofan080 5 лет назад +70

      What if I told you these hallucinations are insightful to a persons conscious personality?

    • @jakob9812
      @jakob9812 5 лет назад +131

      @@videofan080 what the fuck are you talking about

  • @sophiaburke2097
    @sophiaburke2097 5 лет назад +2512

    It's 7am and your day is ruined lol, know that feeling

    • @LiveTheDream24
      @LiveTheDream24 4 года назад +125

      That's when you gotta just stay up and try again the next night.

    • @yliasidk9472
      @yliasidk9472 4 года назад +71

      @@LiveTheDream24 and then you're doing it 2 weeks straight
      Edit:I've been there quite a few times.

    • @FDEE30
      @FDEE30 4 года назад +3

      Sophia Burke the worst

    • @Chowd-js1mg
      @Chowd-js1mg 4 года назад +6

      Sophia Burke worst feeling lol

    • @trevdogbunkers1048
      @trevdogbunkers1048 4 года назад +42

      Dude I had court the next day I started the pure shiny 8ball cus I just got done with court but my lawyer called me I had pop 30mg norco and had go in to court twwwweaked couldn’t even talk when I had to talk to the judge

  • @peroxideman5292
    @peroxideman5292 3 года назад +1006

    Being up with the birds at 7am and having nothing left to snort, surrounded by kinda shitty people and inside smoking is what finally got me to quit

    • @Tyyffgb.cvcxxxcc1245
      @Tyyffgb.cvcxxxcc1245 2 года назад +35

      Man so freaking true .

    • @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
      @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 2 года назад +82

      Yeah you couldn’t pay me to do coke again. That comedown is terrible

    • @peroxideman5292
      @peroxideman5292 2 года назад +56

      @Agent 39 Coke is fun for like 30min

    • @elcid8889
      @elcid8889 2 года назад +6

      @@peroxideman5292 Coke is for the Sexually Perverted in mind.

    • @wossgwuanin8072
      @wossgwuanin8072 2 года назад +18

      @Agent 39 ketamine is fucking awesome lmfao good choice

  • @oBADKIDRANDYo
    @oBADKIDRANDYo 4 года назад +653

    "You've been smoking cigarettes, even tho you don't smoke ..." 😂

  • @applejacks8160
    @applejacks8160 7 лет назад +2762

    i love joey. his voice sounds like coke.

    • @patrickhenry6695
      @patrickhenry6695 6 лет назад +81

      Dear Tefft'ary like he's constantly getting a drip

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 6 лет назад +45

      Hahaha his voice sounds like coke - love it

    • @maitro94
      @maitro94 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 5 лет назад +2

      @@patrickhenry6695 for real

    • @zorroonmilkavitch1840
      @zorroonmilkavitch1840 5 лет назад +3

      What the!!¡!!!sitting around with your pants down......

  • @munstyla6861
    @munstyla6861 Год назад +44

    Nothing more depressing than still being awake at 7am, birds chirping, sun is out and normal people are just waking up after a full nights sleep, people your with go quiet and start coming down , makes me shiver 🥶

    • @emilianoyaboi5911
      @emilianoyaboi5911 4 месяца назад +7

      THIS!!! start going quiet literally mann the whole vibe changes once the sun comes out, u never want the night to end...

  • @erictheviking844
    @erictheviking844 4 года назад +222

    Joey's coke stories alone give me palpitations.

  • @danno698299
    @danno698299 5 лет назад +701

    Been there. Hearing him talk about the "birds are chirping" thing made me feel gross. Never again.

    • @billionaireforesight1877
      @billionaireforesight1877 4 года назад +17

      Yeh I know that all to well , all I do now is smoke pot hah, but wild nights are over unless special occasion,

    • @billionaireforesight1877
      @billionaireforesight1877 4 года назад +2

      Morpheus Fishburn hence why i said special occasions which is hardly ever, compared to the run I was on lol, so to answer your question they are indeed over

    • @billionaireforesight1877
      @billionaireforesight1877 4 года назад +37

      SheMakeThatBackMove easy let’s say it’s my birthday I cop a bag from someone I’ve known for years , then I leave and they won’t see me again till another birthday or whatever. I see where you are coming from though but I can assure you everything is on the straight and narrow I know my limits and I know how my head works . Apart from that I work hard every weekday in construction and doing very well for myself , so to answer your question how does it work ... It just does homie plain and simple✌️

    • @sleepwalkusa135
      @sleepwalkusa135 4 года назад +2

      You piece of SHIT! You’ll be back

    • @dylanc6174
      @dylanc6174 3 года назад +4

      Royce Lane Hahahaha said ANYBODY WHO GETS ADDICTED TO DRUGS. lmaoooo

  • @savagej7087
    @savagej7087 7 лет назад +805

    This is so fucken accurate and scary dog

    • @matthewl1118
      @matthewl1118 7 лет назад +4

      true

    • @int3533
      @int3533 6 лет назад

      savage j 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lexthesavior
      @lexthesavior 5 лет назад +5

      Dog I got the little feeling you get when you about to get the blow and shit hahha fuck

    • @jordanyork2014
      @jordanyork2014 4 года назад

      Ey for real he got TOO in dept. LMAO

    • @user-qu5ji9zb5p
      @user-qu5ji9zb5p 4 года назад

      savage j 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danzigmcnaniel5226
    @danzigmcnaniel5226 7 лет назад +1938

    I love joeys verbal math problems with Lee...
    If puero Rican Nelson has an 8 ball of cocaine and George has an audition at 8 am, there's a fridge full of beer, how much of that 8 ball can everyone do before joey has to tap into his private stash?

    • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
      @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 лет назад +164

      cocaine algebra

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 лет назад +23

      Lmao

    • @enat5896
      @enat5896 6 лет назад +68

      Calculating mass and density and shit

    • @marksniffsblow9992
      @marksniffsblow9992 6 лет назад +78

      Fucking Tremendous

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад +32

      I gotta agree with you there, he throws that shit out with such ease and you're sitting there like "How much do I owe you again?"

  • @jacklynlake49
    @jacklynlake49 5 лет назад +425

    The way Joey described the tweaker stuff is 110% true. It's such a toxic ugh just bad. That's what coke with kitchen chemicals does . Glad to be sober now

    • @SunJake
      @SunJake 2 года назад +14

      I wish I was sober now.

    • @exsainvillasenor521
      @exsainvillasenor521 2 года назад +15

      Been going thru that these past 3 months beer , coke , porn ( great feeling but hate tweaking off it

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 2 года назад +7

      Except tweaking is associated with meth, not coke....generally.

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 2 года назад +3

      May be different in different areas tho I suppose. I've just never heard anyone call a coke head a tweaker only meth heads. Totally different animal there. Lol

    • @Anthony-ye8jr
      @Anthony-ye8jr 2 года назад +9

      @@exsainvillasenor521 the porn addiction is almost worse than the blow id say

  • @boscoblack
    @boscoblack 5 лет назад +344

    It's 10, 11, whatever. It's 10:43, it's 9:43, it's 10:03

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor8086 6 лет назад +661

    "ordering spoons for room service" jesus lawd

    • @ramsy4205
      @ramsy4205 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @Gshitcuh
      @Gshitcuh 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trevdogbunkers1048
      @trevdogbunkers1048 4 года назад +2

      Shot had me dddead

    • @sammoka7896
      @sammoka7896 4 года назад

      What does this mean?

    • @chrisconnor8086
      @chrisconnor8086 4 года назад +16

      @@sammoka7896 you heat up drugs in spoons with a lighter beneath, mainly heroin, to change it to liquid state my friend

  • @josephthepoet2856
    @josephthepoet2856 4 года назад +313

    the way Joey describes cocaine is poetic. makes me crack up. you can tell he really misses it, yet knows its not a good idea for him to do ever again.

    • @JohnM_816
      @JohnM_816 3 года назад +26

      It's a terrible yet beautiful thing to fall in love with. You can tell he truly loved cocaine. Can't say I blame the guy.

    • @dividad1
      @dividad1 3 года назад +16

      My favorite most hated drug by far

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +2

      @@dividad1 coke has nothing on Heroin

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад

      @@hi-dl4kw i was referring to heroin as my "favorite most hated drug".
      But yes molly is kickass. Way better than coke. Although coke can be pleasant if you're already hammered drunk

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +3

      @@hi-dl4kw ha ive been clean from H, Fentanyl & xanax for 2+ years now. It was a hellish experience, but there truly was no way past the fire except through it.
      The fiend within me will always exist. But at least Ive now learned how to keep it on a leash.

  • @dotherightthing251
    @dotherightthing251 5 лет назад +281

    Joey “there’s still a beautiful rock left” Diaz

  • @McKannon
    @McKannon 3 года назад +27

    The worst was going to bed at 10am and waking up at 6PM, feeling like a complete fucking loser and wanting to die.

    • @Chris-gh6ux
      @Chris-gh6ux 3 года назад

      Wtf

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 3 года назад +3

      I do that everyday except wake up at 3pm

  • @FartInYourFace234
    @FartInYourFace234 3 года назад +104

    Reflecting back at me being coked out in front of a site manager on a construction site... he actually asked me jokingly “do you need a drug test?” And with my cocaine confidence all I could do was laugh stressfully as I walked myself out of the conversation. I agree that public tweaking is one of the most embarrassing things you can do

    • @WochkeshaFN
      @WochkeshaFN 6 месяцев назад +4

      Hahahahahahah, my Forman on a big job was my best friend for years and we did a lot drugs and partied all through high school and after I’d be up the entire night and show up to the connex at 7am and everyone just knows sunglasses on not saying a word last line was at 6am they’d be like can you pass a test right now? You got picked, if not we’ll piss for you and would trip me out so bad cuz I’d lie and say na I can pass right now idc, but I’d be so high I couldn’t even talk proper almost slurring my words feeling retarded

  • @Kurbante
    @Kurbante 4 года назад +70

    ""Now it's 2 o clock and he just took out that lil hostage he was holding in his pocket..""

  • @camren505
    @camren505 2 года назад +96

    I had a friend who sold coke for years. Everything Joey said here is true. I hated those nights but love the memories 😂

  • @matteli539
    @matteli539 4 года назад +83

    I did years of tweaking. Sober now so I find this Absolutly hilarious. Those mornings were the absolute worse. Coming down, craving, so much awefulness. Love you joey.

    • @SunJake
      @SunJake Год назад +3

      I'm still there.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +5

      @@SunJake well cut it out man lol coke is the easiest drug to quit. All you gotta do is lose your suppliers.
      Coke is great once in a blue moon while drinking with a bunch of old friends. But thats it

    • @rosalindr4975
      @rosalindr4975 27 дней назад

      @@SunJakepull yourself out of it please

  • @Chadidel
    @Chadidel 2 года назад +71

    When lee hit that “I wanna know so bad” I lost it 😂😂😂😂

    • @amen9790
      @amen9790 8 месяцев назад

      The way he kinda moaned while he said it💀

  • @ernestoortiz8672
    @ernestoortiz8672 7 лет назад +423

    2:53 lee just came

  • @stevepearson8478
    @stevepearson8478 2 года назад +23

    “First thing you do is get up and lock the door.”
    Yep 👍
    There are those who know that exactly. And those who will never know.

  • @gw593
    @gw593 3 года назад +18

    Tweaking is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever put myself through as well...such a gross feeling..I’ll be 12 months sober the 1st of next month...THANK GOD 🤙☺️

  • @s0ulst3p
    @s0ulst3p 7 лет назад +255

    Joey Diaz coke stories are the best!

    • @geovonni2199
      @geovonni2199 5 лет назад +10

      Makes you wanna buy some coke

    • @Alexfromthe6
      @Alexfromthe6 4 года назад +1

      I relate to them 😔

    • @wundawuman7476
      @wundawuman7476 4 года назад +2

      I think they are incredibly sad ....how lonely he must have been to spend so much time doing all this dumb ass shit!

    • @wundawuman7476
      @wundawuman7476 4 года назад

      @@geovonni2199 no it does not

    • @Isa-qh3ue
      @Isa-qh3ue 4 года назад

      Smitty Smith it does if you’ve had it before or been addicted to it

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 2 года назад +7

    I’ve been clean off everything 7 years. I come back to this video every now and again because it’s a good reminder of what I’m not missing.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад +41

    He explained tweaking like a professor, BRAVO 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @donnix6931
    @donnix6931 6 лет назад +105

    I love listening to Joey talk about this stuff because those of us who have lived these similar experiences know exactly what the fuck he is talking about and how it FEELS, you cannot fake these kinds of tales you either have lived it or you haven't and this guy is legit. It starts with a bump or two and a few beers.....and then the lines would be cut out more often and longer. Before you know it you all start jabber jawing about God knows what and then it's 3 am, then even quicker it is 6 am and you put foil on the windows to keep the light of a new day from creeping into your fucked up reality. About this time my brother keeps checking the peephole and all the locks on the door every few minutes. Eventually it's late morning or early afternoon and we are out of coke and liquor and I am sitting there drinking kool aid and chain smoking cigarettes dealing with a diminishing high and the reality of another wasted day as normal everyday life goes on outside the door. Also reconciling with the feeling of being an absolute garbage human being.

    • @bgsk1622
      @bgsk1622 4 года назад +1

      Please tell me how u stopped this devil....

    • @gxqx797
      @gxqx797 2 года назад +10

      @@bgsk1622 late reply I know but I sincerely think one if the best and 'easiest' ways is to seek God. That's the spiritual side that will give you the long lasting willpower to refrain from it but you also have to ask yourself hard hitting questions and answer honestly; such as why am I actually doing this. What are the reasons. Everyone's are different but alot of people have similar reasons. Trauma, sadness, no friends so trying to fit in with anyone, girl problems etc

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 2 года назад +2

      Ahhhh Saturday’s

    • @Rob-ft6lj
      @Rob-ft6lj Год назад +1

      Whew the worse.

    • @craiggriffiths6018
      @craiggriffiths6018 Год назад

      💯

  • @bimmerboyz2875
    @bimmerboyz2875 4 года назад +39

    “That dog..... it was a fire hydrant” lmao 🤣

  • @RaveSceneTribute
    @RaveSceneTribute 7 лет назад +76

    His coke stories are scarily accurate

  • @etchosts8162
    @etchosts8162 3 года назад +21

    When the sun starts to come up it feels like the end of the world I remember that

  • @MrPainkiller616
    @MrPainkiller616 4 года назад +94

    My fellow ex-tweakers/ neverending party cokeheads who else can relate to the soul crushing sound of birds chirping in the early morning. Nothing is more detrimental to the very last string of humanity of someone smoking meth than the sound of the next day starting.

    • @Floridiots
      @Floridiots 2 года назад +3

      That’s one of the main things that helped me stop doing it. But I miss it at the same time. Lol

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад

      I was always able to sleep on meth. Just stopped by 10pm and popped a bar would have me asleep by 3am.
      Terribly destructive drug though. Youll blow through all your hard earned money just to keep that energy doing

    • @gucciadjective7745
      @gucciadjective7745 Год назад

      ​@Ch4rlz_the_Princ3 Bet it took a few tries to get those timings though. I've been up until the next night on that shit. But I have done lines, stopped like you say 9pm ish, then managed to sleep by 3/4 off 30mg valium and 2 joints

    • @russiandude6454
      @russiandude6454 Год назад +1

      When smoking speed I ve never felt to bad in the morning hell I d smoke all night and go to work for 7 am start. But with cocaine it was a whole different ballgame. Major anxiety would kick in and there is no way I am going to work or even leaving the house. Checking blinds and peep holes cocaine was way worse in terms of come down

    • @gucciadjective7745
      @gucciadjective7745 Год назад +1

      @Russian Dude Weird how drugs affect people differently. I can go to a football match do coke and be fine next day

  • @ronthunders6124
    @ronthunders6124 6 лет назад +75

    this is such a good example of coke paranoia! hahah this story gave me anxiety just listening to it!

  • @christianl5877
    @christianl5877 6 лет назад +330

    I’m convinced lee was extremely sheltered growing up lol

    • @Lbozo23691
      @Lbozo23691 5 лет назад +40

      Austin Lyle it’s just because he’s zooted 24/7

    • @lanestaley3769
      @lanestaley3769 4 года назад +87

      Jesus you people all hating on Lee. So what he didn’t shoot up heroine and snort coke! Doesn’t mean he deserves keyboard junkies blasting him on RUclips

    • @ap3xls329
      @ap3xls329 4 года назад +6

      the thing about lee is he just doesn’t care and In his mind his life is fine, that’s why RUclips comments won’t do shit to him,

    • @123sleepygamer
      @123sleepygamer 4 года назад +3

      @Sha He's the fucking producer of the podcast. He does all the tech work and makes all of these clips.

    • @Clumrat
      @Clumrat 3 года назад +7

      @@citomakaveezly Tweaking is when you're high as fuck and usually obsessing over tiny things, paranoid, hallucinating, anxious, repeating behaviors and talking extremely quick. Not only meth, any stimulant can do it

  • @TheEvvanw
    @TheEvvanw 7 лет назад +281

    Man joey has a gift where he can very accurately verbalize any situation precisely to the T where it brings you back to a specific feeling or location
    and everyone in the comments is correct
    Lee is brain dead

    • @patrickhenry6695
      @patrickhenry6695 6 лет назад +6

      E Williams a word-smith from the underworld of America, love it

    • @Wtf123388
      @Wtf123388 5 лет назад +1

      It's amazing that they are best friends

    • @ap3xls329
      @ap3xls329 4 года назад +2

      Wtf123 they have a dynamic that keeps them both physically and mentally healthy

  • @djspeed619
    @djspeed619 5 лет назад +85

    Joey you making people relaps 😂

    • @johnemm1219
      @johnemm1219 4 года назад +5

      Like you dont even fuckn know 😆

    • @Matt-wl9we
      @Matt-wl9we 4 года назад +4

      You just use Joey to relapse

    • @solodark5646
      @solodark5646 2 года назад +1

      you do you boo
      it's fun if you're doing the lines
      it's hell if the lines are doin you

  • @mgreene011
    @mgreene011 7 лет назад +286

    Been there many times. It's miserable.

    • @sy-bg9sb
      @sy-bg9sb 5 лет назад +3

      yuppp

    • @bowdown3320
      @bowdown3320 4 года назад +8

      At first it's waesome

    • @zyncra3965
      @zyncra3965 4 года назад +29

      Yet still we all have that strange desire to go back and do it again

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 4 года назад +1

      Zyncra brain chem

    • @docontra292
      @docontra292 4 года назад +2

      The first 3 years is beautiful, then... Fuck it

  • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
    @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 лет назад +95

    Just listening to this story makes me feel like i just came out of one of those all nighters and it's 10AM and supposed to be getting ready to go do stuff but i cant cuz im paranoid about everything.... i used to think random cars behind me in traffic were undercover cop cars and all that shit LOL i havent been spun out like that since 2015 and have not gone back.

    • @Unknown-Ways
      @Unknown-Ways 5 лет назад +1

      Same But in 2017

    • @TheHellafly
      @TheHellafly 5 лет назад +3

      I know exactly what you mean thinking random cars behind me were undercover cops.. i was notorious for thinking that.. or just regular cars being actual cop cars because at night its so hard to tell when they are directly behind you

    • @riffraff1880
      @riffraff1880 5 лет назад +1

      adolfo marinzano hahahaha same here!! Same here omg..

  • @spartacus147
    @spartacus147 6 лет назад +56

    The way Joey sets the scene in his bc stories make me feel like I'm there with him

  • @Tusc9969
    @Tusc9969 6 лет назад +177

    That Joey has one tough heart. I'm surprised he's never suffered a heart attack with the amount of drugs he's put in his system not to mention his body weight and age.

    • @nicholassternon5857
      @nicholassternon5857 5 лет назад +7

      Hope he doesn’t have an undiagnosed disorder or anything

    • @burningknuckle26
      @burningknuckle26 5 лет назад +51

      I think Hispanics genetically can handle coke better

    • @jayknight5524
      @jayknight5524 4 года назад +12

      ZMan1471 yeah lol diaz looks like 10-15 years older than he actually is

    • @wildwhiskeywolf
      @wildwhiskeywolf 4 года назад +1

      burningknuckle26 hes not hispanic, hes italian

    • @cronezone787
      @cronezone787 4 года назад +28

      @@wildwhiskeywolf he's from cuba.

  • @CaliBred92
    @CaliBred92 2 года назад +17

    7:30 Lee’s “ oh my god” killed me hahahah

  • @epimp9808
    @epimp9808 5 лет назад +372

    Now imagine doing all that then delivering furniture for 12 hours

    • @JohnnySnipshow
      @JohnnySnipshow 4 года назад +18

      E Pimp lol everything seems way heavier eh

    • @Evil_pinata
      @Evil_pinata 4 года назад +11

      E Pimp I always wondered how those guys can keep going

    • @kevinlynch256
      @kevinlynch256 3 года назад +5

      Been there, helps the kidneys...sweat it out

    • @backwoods4162
      @backwoods4162 3 года назад +36

      Imagine all that than leaving the strip club a hour before your construction shift been there done that cocaine is one hell of a drug😂😂

    • @Kakashi1isjskks
      @Kakashi1isjskks 3 года назад

      Been there

  • @WhenAllMenDoubtYou
    @WhenAllMenDoubtYou 6 лет назад +382

    It's humiliating and embarrassing, but tweaking or geeking gives your life purpose at the moment. Because you're fighting the substance that is hindering your motor functions and in your mind you're getting shit done. It's hard to explain but if you experience it you know.

    • @foodfetish4776
      @foodfetish4776 4 года назад +52

      All Day Son when ur that tweaked, u dont even realize what you look like to others. You just do it because it makes sense in your head to do these things

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith 3 года назад +26

      It's really humiliating when you come down and review how others reacted to you.

    • @isaak8145
      @isaak8145 2 года назад +2

      @@jonnysith absolutely

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 2 года назад +2

      Crackheads will just start trying to fix shit for no reason
      bro you know how much these shopping carts go for on the street? 35$ dawg that’s easy money

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin 2 года назад

      Love your pfp. RIP.

  • @MegaJunebug420
    @MegaJunebug420 6 лет назад +132

    I can relate with this story I've been there so many times :/ now I'm sober for 2 years though

    • @zen-ith4672
      @zen-ith4672 6 лет назад +9

      MegaJunebug420 big ups bro

    • @nickybrown2636
      @nickybrown2636 5 лет назад +6

      From one head to another head hang in there brother

    • @420Kasper
      @420Kasper 3 года назад +3

      5 strong?

    • @lukewhitehead1382
      @lukewhitehead1382 3 года назад +1

      Stay strong bro, joey tells storys as he is clean now!

    • @tomonsterheard
      @tomonsterheard 3 года назад +1

      Congrats! Hope all is going well

  • @cosmovedder1354
    @cosmovedder1354 7 лет назад +412

    HaHa I've done the same thing. We used to refer to those nights as "Getting Snowed In". I once called my friend to come to my house, because I swore there were cops in my front yard hiding in the bushes. I bet I stared through the peephole in my door for 8 hours that night. I've flushed coke, and swallowed 1 gram rocks because I was sure the cops were going to bust in my door any minute. My habit got so bad that my dealer told me I needed to slow down, because I was starting to look like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.( I was giving that guy$150 per day) I didn't stop until I was having constant audio hallucinations, and visual hallucinations about 40% of the time. I essentially was showing all the signs of being schizophrenic. It wasn't a tough drug to stop though. You can just sleep for a week or 2 then everythings pretty much over......then a couple years later I found Heroin....that is a whole different story.

    • @Alpha1BDaReaLiSeD
      @Alpha1BDaReaLiSeD 7 лет назад +40

      me and you should get a drink ive been snowed in before after being up for three days.....dont do that lol i only felt safe in my living room as i watch crazy things happen in every room (i was home alone) i couldnt even go pee my hallucinations were so scary. btw 3 years later i got off the speed and heroin. its been 4 years with just me and mary now. and i dont miss that shit

    • @cosmovedder1354
      @cosmovedder1354 7 лет назад +28

      Haha me too I actually used weed to get off heroin. I got down to only shooting about a half gram per day, then took 2 weeks vacation from work, did bong hits every 30 mins, and had a pretty shitty 2 weeks. It's been about 3 years now just smoking, but about once every 3 months or so I'll shoot a half gram for fun. If it wasn't for weed I would have probably lost my job, and my family would have found out I was a heroin addict because I would have had to go to a rehab facility.
      It was weird, I couldn't even really function when I was doing an 8 ball of coke per day, because I was too paranoid to leave my house. But I could completely function when I was doing 2 grams of heroin per day(as long as I didn't run out). The 2 best things about not being addicted to heroin are, actually having money, and not having to worry about running out.

    • @Alpha1BDaReaLiSeD
      @Alpha1BDaReaLiSeD 7 лет назад +38

      Cosmo Vedder stop going back every three months your life, i say life cause living in addiction is slow death, is worth more your familys worth more. Your super lucky i lost everything i worked for at 22 (id been working since i was 15 ) two cars my bread, family. im lucky to have most of it back now at 26. you know how your brain works when you dabble it switches on right away and you may not use the following day but you think about it and the next time you can aka obsessing. very dangerous good luck friend ,and god bless.

    • @cosmovedder1354
      @cosmovedder1354 7 лет назад +14

      You're right, it's walking a thin line, and certainly not the smartest thing to do.

    • @cosmovedder1354
      @cosmovedder1354 7 лет назад +16

      AlphaBeReal I've been doing the shoot 1gram over a weekend, every 3 months thing for about 2.5 years now. There's a sense of control there, but the only thing that worries me is something bad happening in life(work, relationships, etc) and I decide to say fuck it and go back to shooting everyday. I don't think that will happen, but I'm not arrogant enough to think that it can't happen. I haven't forgotten how terrible it is to be shooting 8 times a day everyday, and hopefully continuing to remember that keeps me from falling back into it. There is something nice about being able to do it for 48 hrs then step away from it for 90 or 120 days, but I do recognize the danger in it. I'm sure eventually my dealer will get popped, and at this point I won't go looking for a new one, so in a sense I guess there's a conscious decision to enjoy it while I can.

  • @thedojo7025
    @thedojo7025 7 лет назад +264

    George was definatly talking about crystal not yay but still entertaining though

    • @MattRockwell1
      @MattRockwell1 6 лет назад +14

      The DOJO Thanks Captain Obvious

    • @dhanatodd2955
      @dhanatodd2955 6 лет назад +4

      yea I think so

    • @Lordylbc
      @Lordylbc 6 лет назад +7

      I know that was super annoying

    • @sethhall7554
      @sethhall7554 5 лет назад +81

      Yeah.. "tweaking" on coke is childs play compared to ice. I CALLED THE COPS MYSELF because I saw a guy stealing stuff out of my backyard. I saw army men playing cards on a table across the street from me another time. That same day I saw a giant robot on the side of my neighbors house. It turned out to be a commercial air conditioner unit. I was OUT THERE boy.

    • @ktothec24
      @ktothec24 5 лет назад +2

      lacrospi Lala you are as good spelling as you are intelligent

  • @joeblow7775
    @joeblow7775 6 лет назад +2

    Cuban guy here--not from Union city but from Miami. I love Joey Diaz. This guy is the kind of dude I knew growing up. I could listen to this dude talk shit for days on end. Joey=truth

  • @chrisfricker7025
    @chrisfricker7025 4 года назад +17

    Genuinely love to hear Joe's coke stories because I have experienced so many of the same situations, cocaine is a fucking crazy drug

  • @rockyalmaguer2676
    @rockyalmaguer2676 3 года назад +7

    I come back and watch this all the time!
    “Working the shades” 😂😂😂😂

  • @dividad1
    @dividad1 3 года назад +26

    This hyoothetical story is so damn accurate. Change things by a hair and this was my life all summer into the winter 2020. 3 ½ months sober now, thank you God I got out of that.

  • @dreamerofdreams4240
    @dreamerofdreams4240 3 года назад +15

    When he says "They got a dog!" I laughed so hard cuz I can imagine the fear that inspired.

  • @andyjohnson6869
    @andyjohnson6869 4 года назад +12

    "The Coke was TREMENDOUS" CLASSIC 😂😂🖒

  • @yankees29
    @yankees29 4 года назад +12

    Staring at the door handle for hours. Been there so many times.

  • @jamesbelkin9204
    @jamesbelkin9204 4 года назад +27

    Sounds like a story my cousin told me about himself tweaking on meth. Dude was stealing cable from one of his neighbors (this was the 90s) and was so paranoid that he thought the feds were on to him. He said for an entire day he kept looking out the window trying to figure out who was a fed; he thought it was the mailman, random people walking through the neighborhood, even the kids outside playing may have been in on the whole operation. That stuff is no joke, it really fucks people over.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +2

      Its the sleep deprivation that causes the delusions and hallucinations. Back when I was doing it regularly, I made sure to sleep at least 4 to 5 hours a night and avoided the psychosis completely

    • @justinhopper5941
      @justinhopper5941 Год назад +1

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Unfortunately most meth heads don’t get a good nights sleep though lol. That drug is extremely hard on the brain anyway. You do it long enough and you’ll be stuck in the paranoid psychosis and always think the feds are after you..even after you stop using. I’ve seen that happen to a lot of people.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад

      @@justinhopper5941 the paranoia never really hit me at all when I stopped using it.
      Now coming off xanax addiction.. that's peak anxiety

    • @justinhopper5941
      @justinhopper5941 Год назад +1

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 That’s good then, consider yourself lucky. Some people never come back after a lot of years of hard use. It’s sad.
      I’ve never came off that but I hear it’s hell. I came off fentanyl years ago though and anxiety and depression was horrible. It took almost a year to fully stabilize. Not a fun time.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад

      @@justinhopper5941 i know its not a competition or anything, but man I went through Fent/Heroin+meth+ xanax withdrawals all at once.
      Maybe I couldnt notice any meth withdrawals because the benzos and opiate withdrawals were maximally traumatic lol.
      It took me just 6 weeks to get through the xanax withdrawals thanks to Librium my doc prescribed me.
      But it took me a solid full year as well into the Methadone program, until I finally psychologically lost the desire to ever shoot up again or take opiates recreationally.
      For that first year I was taking H and eating fent patches on top of the methadone I took daily.
      The 2nd year I took the program seriously and by the end of year 2 I was mentally ready to taper all the way down from Methadone.
      Went from 75mgs a day to 18mgs a day in 5 months and then was able to discharge officially after I no longer felt the tiny doses were doing anything.
      Been clean from all that since May 2022 now. So yeah man, I know exactly how it is.
      Glad we both made it outta that hellhole 👊🏼

  • @prasun911
    @prasun911 4 года назад +8

    Its not the hangover that kills, its the fact that you outlasted it so much that the next day has already started and you know your brain isn't ready for it

  • @EnigmaRecluse
    @EnigmaRecluse 4 года назад +15

    The noise that Lee makes at 7:32

  • @demarcusmclean3483
    @demarcusmclean3483 3 года назад +8

    I never heard the word “tweaking” be explained so precisely.

  • @jwil4709
    @jwil4709 2 года назад +72

    Two years off of meth.
    This was by far the most accurate way I've ever heard someone describe what stimulants are like.
    As he described it, I could remember exact places and experiences on drugs that were 99% the same as he said. It really makes you feel like a piece of shit and a disgusting person by the time morning rolls around.
    Your mindset changes the more and more the sleep deprivation gets to you. But when it's daylight, it's like a switch in your head.
    The night is over. The fun time doing the drugs is done. It's just downhill from there. You're just doing more of the drug to stay awake at that point. There's no getting higher. You're sweaty, you have body odor from being up all night doing lines, your teeth hurt from grinding them, your mouth feels awful... And you have to be at work in a few hours.
    Whenever I wanna get high, I always think back to those mornings after tweaking all night, or the past few nights. Those were always the roughest moments. You really reflect on your decisions.

    • @rustyshackleford9811
      @rustyshackleford9811 2 года назад +4

      Totally bro. Its a disgusting feeling. Glad you saw the light my friend.

    • @Rob-ft6lj
      @Rob-ft6lj Год назад +5

      Sometimes im glad i had them because it keeps mw from not doing it alotta nights

    • @lyriclaye2991
      @lyriclaye2991 Год назад

      Yep couldn't be more accurate sunglasses on and putting off going outside as long as possible lol

  • @jaybrand1463
    @jaybrand1463 2 года назад +5

    Yep he hit the nail on the head, especially when the nights coming to a end and Everything is gone but no one wants to go home, suns up, cars driving around, worst feeling in the world

  • @bobbyharr8207
    @bobbyharr8207 4 года назад +8

    Lee’s eyes always send me into a fit of laughter.
    This man is three shakes from death 🤣

  • @erfanchowdhury9688
    @erfanchowdhury9688 4 года назад +11

    I get the cracked out feeling Everytime I listen to this story . And a little pain behind my eyes

    • @joej9904
      @joej9904 4 года назад

      Erfan Chowdhury SAME BRO SAMEEEE

    • @bgsk1622
      @bgsk1622 4 года назад +1

      I have that same feeling.
      Kinda like the feeling coming down...
      + cravings. + Strange feeling

  • @wcm5636
    @wcm5636 4 года назад +5

    I love this guy. Could listen to him nonstop

  • @pizza7738
    @pizza7738 3 года назад +12

    Walking home after say 3 day coke sesh been up no sleep I used to be able to hear the tyres of the cars on the road it was awful. Joeys description of tweaking out is 100% correct the beginning and the year later stage. I have many sad story's of doing coke ALONE lol

    • @dmoney17
      @dmoney17 Год назад

      I felt that ugh man I was an idiot back in the day

    • @LeroyCO
      @LeroyCO Год назад

      48hrs. I was at the casino and I was out so I was so worried to fall asleep I got hard on the Sativa and redbulls. I have never felt worse in my life. It all eventually ends and the longer you go the worse it is.

  • @brianmcwilliams8297
    @brianmcwilliams8297 3 года назад +5

    "We're workin' the fuckin' shades.."
    DEAD.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 7 лет назад +35

    @4:48 or so "what are they doing in there?" ....working nights, most likely.

  • @kshinokevin
    @kshinokevin 5 лет назад +35

    "you think that it was a cop looking thorough the window, but it was actually a midget looking through the window." - Joey "Coco" Diaz

  • @nesultimate3854
    @nesultimate3854 4 года назад +2

    I just love the way Joey recalls stories and past moments. It's that story of poetry that, engages every one of your senses. I wish he was my uncle, lol.

  • @gurpinderjohal337
    @gurpinderjohal337 4 года назад +27

    4:51 is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life 😂💀😂

    • @matthewroreilly
      @matthewroreilly 3 года назад +1

      Dude I’m glad I found a comment about this lmao. Made me lose my shit

    • @dalehulen369
      @dalehulen369 3 года назад

      Oh So Bad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnleyva4619
    @johnleyva4619 3 года назад +3

    “And now lee, we’re chatting. Were chatting.” The way he says it 😹

  • @user-fm3zp6yk4v
    @user-fm3zp6yk4v 3 года назад +6

    I’ve probably watched this 100 times. When he said “workin the shades” and “THEY GOT A DAAAAWG” I lost it

  • @JoeyCap.
    @JoeyCap. 5 лет назад +8

    Every one that danced the dance with Yay can relate to this story, ...its 10am and the reality of your situation suddenly becomes painfully very real.

  • @TheM0B11
    @TheM0B11 4 года назад +6

    Bro uncle Joey literally described it perfectly. U know he's talking real hahaha

  • @justin6139
    @justin6139 4 года назад +14

    Lee has so much anxiety and paranoia just sitting there listening 😂

  • @tomzfmb1674
    @tomzfmb1674 3 года назад +16

    That early morning run to the shop at 6 am for more crates of beer and you’ve got yummy mummy’s doing the school run that’s when you realise you’re fucked up hahaha

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew3336 4 года назад +13

    Everytime i smoke a joint and walk down a city block i say to myself "is that a person walking towards me" turns out its a bag of garbage ALWAYS ALL THE TIME

  • @lancehumphries1153
    @lancehumphries1153 3 года назад +5

    He couldn’t have said it better about that feeling you get at 7 in the morning and your day is ruined. You can’t even enjoy the coke at that point especially if your out of alcohol

  • @thewiezman
    @thewiezman 7 лет назад +36

    4:54 they growing weed

  • @Soda-bd6yf
    @Soda-bd6yf 4 года назад +21

    "I wanna know so bad..." 4:45 How he says that killed me

  • @kobold7763
    @kobold7763 2 года назад +3

    Lee “What’s tweaking?” Instant classic.

  • @ezraborczon4788
    @ezraborczon4788 4 года назад +3

    He doesn’t run out of stories 😭🙏🏼

  • @renegade2110
    @renegade2110 6 лет назад +4

    I LOVEE the Led Zeppelin II, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, and High n Dry albums in the backround. Those are my 3 main bands lul

  • @boscoblack
    @boscoblack 7 лет назад +14

    That noise Lee makes right after Joey tells him it's 6 am. Fucking hilarious!

    • @gregmattes2119
      @gregmattes2119 7 лет назад +5

      boscoblack as soon as i read this comment lee made that noise😂😂

    • @ronaldoglesby6115
      @ronaldoglesby6115 6 лет назад

      same here haha 😂

    • @thespring5955
      @thespring5955 6 лет назад

      His voice is coo when he is high

    • @Sandpiper713
      @Sandpiper713 6 лет назад

      boscoblack 😂😂😂when every one started blasting your phone where tf you at so you would just turn it off. We all been there.

  • @tomthumb7809
    @tomthumb7809 5 лет назад +1

    Love his stories

  • @coldfito
    @coldfito 6 лет назад

    Nothing but truth...Uncle Joey Preaching the truth

  • @javiercastillo1186
    @javiercastillo1186 4 года назад +9

    Everytime joey tells his drug stories, i feel like im tweaking

  • @aztlanholywarrior6860
    @aztlanholywarrior6860 7 лет назад +127

    I love coke stories❤️

  • @user-tl3vr2lo8b
    @user-tl3vr2lo8b Год назад +1

    Joey describing tweaking is so perfect bro 😂😂😂

  • @edenbeaver9221
    @edenbeaver9221 3 года назад +2

    That little “oh” @ 2:54 is great 😂

  • @threepointsnipah
    @threepointsnipah 4 года назад +3

    Legend has it Joe and Lee still look for Tony Bennett to this day

  • @OneEyedKing
    @OneEyedKing 3 года назад +5

    6:58 this is his greatest story I can never stop laughing play it over and over hahaha

  • @bradleybennett1829
    @bradleybennett1829 Год назад +1

    Love the way Joey depicts a rich person's normal cocaine experience. Time period he's talking about like mid 2000s you know it's FR. Would love to randomly bump into this guy at a hotel hahahaha. Man this shit makes all our experiences sound like simh school getting your 20 meter badge. Legend, never regret your partying year's looks back and appreciate the fun you had 👍

  • @martyb6505
    @martyb6505 5 лет назад

    Love this guys stories

  • @knowfuturejay22
    @knowfuturejay22 7 лет назад +18

    fucking grossed me out. This shit was so descriptive, it brings me back to those days walking back home at 7:45 in the morning feeling like s fuckin gross human being. I'm literally about to jump in the shower to get the cigarette stink off of me from 5 years ago. The worst part about that shit was waking up at 5 in the afternoon not knowing what to do with yourself.

  • @Redant23
    @Redant23 6 лет назад +36

    Definitely had a few bird chirping nights, never really tweaked.

  • @rebelyell1285
    @rebelyell1285 3 года назад +1

    Love how Uncle Joey explains situations to Lee 💯

    • @gwrld2308
      @gwrld2308 Год назад

      Real one doesn’t clown him for not knowing

  • @sangawaldron5399
    @sangawaldron5399 4 года назад

    When he says .. “ the only way we open that door .. “ I didn’t let him finish .. I just fell dead laughing

  • @carriehaley3076
    @carriehaley3076 4 года назад +7

    4:28 sweating drinking beer, that's called tweaking lol what a way to finish the story.

  • @lennon005
    @lennon005 7 лет назад +15

    That's called tweakin' 🤣😂 I've been there...

  • @TheRoamingUplander
    @TheRoamingUplander Год назад +2

    “What’re they doing in there?”
    “God knows! God knows!”
    Lmao that exchanged made me laugh so hard

  • @KascadeTV
    @KascadeTV 2 года назад +1

    When he said the dog was a fire hydrant I fuckin lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣