a Louisiana boy in north Harlem, at 4 a.m., in the morning. two different worlds.. oh sheet.. a Caucasian/European dude in a big "D" African-American community. the Taxi Driver is an interior designer ?
@@analeticiagallardo2314 maybe for a self conscious person like you but for people who are comfortable with themselves and what they've done that story wouldn't be embarrassing?
Theo is way funnier when he tells stories than when he’s doing standup. The standup feels like some sort of overcompensation, while his storytelling is just his natural, funny self.
he's definitely one of the more personable guests on any podcast i've seen him on. i don't know much about him, but whenever he's on any podcast i listen to, i know i'm in for a good conversation.
@@lifeevent88 layaway is when a shop keeps an item to the side for you, and you pay "in installments" until you have paid for the item, at which point you take it home month late reply on a five year old comment but hope it gets there brother
The fact that Joey hasn't kicked the bucket already with all the shit he's taken over the years is basically all the proof we need to know this soldier of death will outlive all of us.
10:06 that is the best explanation of what happens when you've hit that excess moment of doing drugs, especially coke. Your brain is so shot you are living in different realities moment to moment. That's when you've realized you were done 2 hours ago and now you're in a bad situation
I’m finding this interviews therapeutic. I can daft relate to joeys life on coke and it’s helping. Me stop from going to get it and be entertained at the same time. Thanks for whoever runs this channel and Joey ! ‼️💯
Never touch it again Don’t think you can do a little or just this once Use regret as your baseline for what never to do - and remember your conscience is really direct messages from the universe. Don’t ignore those
20th Century Fox RUclips 2 weeks ago 4 weeks ago I’m in the process trying to stop coke and I’m just dying on his experience lol. But ya drugs are bad you really don’t think about what you did till you sleep and sober up and then it’s like wtf am I doing
one of the best appearance and story on any podcast. definitely relate to the end, where amongst the chaos you sober up for 10 secs and realise the mess you are in, and you gotta go home. awful feeling
'He was reinvesting my money back into the community!'
Hahahaha oh my god
Conor Doyle Neighborhood**
Fucking hilarious line.
a Louisiana boy in north Harlem, at 4 a.m., in the morning. two different worlds.. oh sheet.. a Caucasian/European dude in a big "D" African-American community. the Taxi Driver is an interior designer ?
Well true at last
Was dead when I heard that
You know the story is crazy af if joey diaz just sits there laughing and doesnt say 10 words through the hole thing. A speechless joey diaz is rare!!!
I don’t think he’s that impressed. Joey doesn’t talk because he wants to say Theo is lame 😂
@@Aright231 exactly. That story was plain embarrassing.
Fake
@@analeticiagallardo2314 maybe for a self conscious person like you but for people who are comfortable with themselves and what they've done that story wouldn't be embarrassing?
@@Aright231 Hes literally laughing with him
“She smelled like violence and tattoos.”
That is fucking hilarious 😂😂
"This dude was betting on foreign soccer games on his phone for sure ya know.."
Johnny Lawson after Joey said he was Louisiana boy I see why he said that
Lmao
You
"I got so high, I remember thinking, where is the driver? He's sitting right next to me." Lol.
I was once super high in a lecture and thought to myself "oh shit I need to put my seatbelt on"
Been there lol
@@TwoGuysWithPants was it a crash course or something?
rvvel ravel omg I stg I’m dying right now lmao
One time i smoked so much i got lost 300m from my house true story 😂
Theo is way funnier when he tells stories than when he’s doing standup. The standup feels like some sort of overcompensation, while his storytelling is just his natural, funny self.
He turned this story into a stand up set 2 years later 😊
Joeys the same way. An unfiltered natural conversation setting and he's the funniest man alive. His stand ups solid but it's just not the same
Theo Von and Dustin Porieir are mates
Yeah I never found Theo vons stand up very funny
@@leevonm7069 I agree one hundred percent. Joey is absolutely hilarious when he’s just being himself.
"That's when I realized he didn't care about me as much as I cared about him, bro." Perfectly encapsulated, Theo.
“He took that money and reinvested it into the neighborhood.” What an underrated line 😂🤣
Joey Diaz laugh sounds like an old school truck having a hard time trying to turn on🤔
lsuales13ls lol!
lsuales13ls hahahaha
Autobots, Roll out!
lsuales13ls flem
lsuales13ls he needs a new starter
Theo Von is the greatest guest ever on this Podcast
100% agree!
hussain abbas yes! also George perez
ahhhhh no
he's definitely one of the more personable guests on any podcast i've seen him on. i don't know much about him, but whenever he's on any podcast i listen to, i know i'm in for a good conversation.
What's he from?
he was doing coke "in installments" and " had a bump on layaway" 😂😂😂😂
Can you explain bump on layaway?
@@lifeevent88 layaway is when a shop keeps an item to the side for you, and you pay "in installments" until you have paid for the item, at which point you take it home
month late reply on a five year old comment but hope it gets there brother
"She kinda looked like those taller Vietnamese people that look black at night"
Took me out
"I was running on neck thoughts dude." 11:28 LMFAO
hahahahahah
Fuckiin faded lol
A joke only Theo could come up with
Right?! I was like the fuck is a neck thought LOL 🤣
Next time you get caught doin some dumb shit 🤣
theo seems like a cool guy to get high with him being so considerate.
mac rolen yea he can pay for the dope
Memphis Ashes yes
mac rolen he wouldn't even cough loud when he takes a fat rip
Memphis Ashes yea you must be from memphis lol
rick lol
Listen to the noise Lee makes at 8:35
themadplotter I’m crying right now this is so fucking funny
Lee is so sheltered and naive lol
Joey Diaz call em Jew noises
“hhhhhhyahahhhhh”
-Lee Syatt
joelwylde I’m dying
"Dude at least you're out here making money" lmao so zooted you become the cab driver
Soo zooted you can't find the cab driver. Then become the cab driver.
Lee so baked that he briefly turns into a 1920s Chicago gangster at 8:21
Daniel kinda like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas
@@jimmydean1616 thats it lol was trying to think what it reminded me of ray liotta
I'm dead
lmfaoooo
@@Vextos by the throat
This is the funniest story I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 “you’re high but at least your earning money” and it’s not his taxi hahaha killed me 😂😂😂
It sound very desperate
"He's gotta be positive, I'm paying for this experience" 😂😂😂😂😂
We need someone to animate these stories
YES
You are on to something
Trying to have a drink and this shit has me laughing so hard, damn
Danny Diesel same tf lmfao and coincidentally I tried coke for my first time after this lmfao
@@gecks3464 how’d that go
@@gecks3464 welcome to the party
@@chadwaldron3594 welcome man
@@gecks3464 w
"I was definitely listening hard "😂😂😂😂😂
"She could've been one of those taller Vietnamese people that kinda look black at night, you know?"
hahahah
josh king 😂
I read this as he said it weird
Theo is the best friend we all wish we had.
Facts
I like Joey I hope loses a good 75 pounds so he can live a good 10 extra years
Joey's going to be like Keith Richards
The fact that Joey hasn't kicked the bucket already with all the shit he's taken over the years is basically all the proof we need to know this soldier of death will outlive all of us.
Devorantem dude he's not even near 60 you talk like he's 70 or some shit lol
He’s physically active now and lost more than 100 pounds so he’s doing better
I’m joey grizzly bitch !
"He took that money and reinvested in the neighbourhood" I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo Von is famous for being famous without being famous
10:06 that is the best explanation of what happens when you've hit that excess moment of doing drugs, especially coke. Your brain is so shot you are living in different realities moment to moment. That's when you've realized you were done 2 hours ago and now you're in a bad situation
Jsh Shh I always needed to explain this experience but didn’t know how to phrase it, thank you.
Jsh Shh RIGHT ON THE MONEY! What am I doing at this picnic table in Westerly, R.I. at a lake outside a COP BAR??? I gotta go home to Boston. 😞😧🙀👻
Jsh Shh It was 6:30 am on a Saturday and we were lookin’ for more.....
it's like his brain was so high it picked up the thoughts of the taxi driver. And then he realised he was theo
Fact
"That's when I realized he didn't care about me as much as I cared about him, I guess."
Lol... that was a real coke story dude told, I've being there in weird situations with cocaine and strangers....
100%
Hell yeah it was! Only on coke can you have one of those nights lol
Been there brother
@@ronmexico79
Or meth or bath salts
Just something about coke that makes you go to some questionable places to do questionable shit...
“...he reinvested it back into the neighborhood!”🤣🤣🤣
I’m finding this interviews therapeutic. I can daft relate to joeys life on coke and it’s helping. Me stop from going to get it and be entertained at the same time. Thanks for whoever runs this channel and Joey ! ‼️💯
same the story’s help with addiction so much
Foreal man
I was about to right something to g I'm from aus. I relate to him in ways with crime and robbing got some crazy stories. Different drugs
Never touch it again
Don’t think you can do a little or just this once
Use regret as your baseline for what never to do - and remember your conscience is really direct messages from the universe. Don’t ignore those
8:45 lmao that got Joey too
Joeys laugh sounds like a flooded engine trying to start haha.
It's such a funny story, thank you for putting this out for me, I really appreciated guys making me laugh out loud
Theo von and Joey Diaz together I almost laughed to death lmao 🤣
2:52 *_When You Let Air Out Your Bikes Tire..._*
This story is so legendary I know it off by heart by now. I wish there were more theo coke stories
Every time I can’t sleep I watch Theo and I die laughing for so long I pass out like a baby after 😂
Definitely the best telling of this story! Amazing
This had to be my favorite episode in a while.
The whistle of his noise as he quietly tries to inhale cocaine has me crying 🤣
same🤣
One of two things is happening when Theo tells a story. He’s making it up as he goes or it’s a legit story. Either way. Phenomenal
Fuck I though I was the only one who saw that .. u can Joey not entertained like he wanted to call bullshit!
Either way dudes got mad skills that brain of his is traveling at light speed trying to pump out random spontaneous things 😂
"The cab driver trying to quietly sniff cocain" and "neck thoughts" had me dying laughing
Theo's stories are always great
Possibly the greatest story I've ever heard 😂😂😂
O man. Great story.
I feel relieved hearing this. Gladd i made it through my own stories and can look back alive with some distance in time to it.
It’s nearly 4am in the uk & I’m watching this - I love Theo & joey.
I love theo von on podcasts and when hes speaking but not a fan of his stand up. But on the spot and in a conversation he is hilarious
I 100% agree, was just about to text me friend the same thing.
9:02 "bump on layaway" is an underrated analogy
11:46 Joe Diaz laugh kicks in
Best interview i seen in a while
I love how much joey is enjoying this
“She could’ve been one of those taller Vietnamese people that look black at night” LMFAO🤣🤣
I was thinking nobody else found that as funny as I did..
It’s 6.30am here🇬🇧 and I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 great show guys…so funny 😂🇬🇧🇬🇧
He even had Joey speechless...that's priceless. 🤣🤣🤣
This was gold! Theo is Church family!
“They work at Popeyes during the day time” sit had me spitting my drink out laughing so hard 🤣🤣
This is my favorite podcast episode all time! Its the goat 🐐!!!
This is the video that introduced me to Theo Von 2 years ago , thanks uncle Joey!
Theo Von is hilarious! Best story😂
Lee literally has me cracking up with all his squeals LMFAO
I've watched this shit so many times and I'm still crying with laugher. Every line is a quote in itself
Lol I came back for it too my man lol. I can see the story happening lol
I'm in literally tears. OMG this is so funny 😭😭😭
I'm not into drugs at all, but these stories crack me up. "neck thoughts"
20th Century Fox RUclips 2 weeks ago 4 weeks ago I’m in the process trying to stop coke and I’m just dying on his experience lol. But ya drugs are bad you really don’t think about what you did till you sleep and sober up and then it’s like wtf am I doing
Joey Laughing at another story is hilarious 😂😂
Came back to see Lee losing his shit @ 8.17.
So funny.
That laughter came from the heart and soul.
Love you guys.
I keep coming back to joey Theo Rogan, the laughs cheer you up
Love stories like this. U end up in weird places, literally and metaphorically, when on coke. And you end up with stories like this.
This is the greatest story I’ve ever heard
Lee cracking up to THeo stories is as good as it gets.
Top10 stories of all time. It's very relatable to me,. I've heard it a least 10x. Love ya Theo 🤙❤️
"You're out here, your high... But at least you're making money" lmaoo!
Joey diaz looks likes hes thinking more about what fast food restaurant hes gonna stop at after the podcast
When you hear a story and know that's really what happened is much better than guessing and assuming for us watching!! Keep it up
Joey adding onto Theo’s story!😝 Joey over there having flashbacks!
5 years later and this shit got me in tears 🤣🤣
Joey Diaz's laugh sounds like your cars A/C when it's low on freon and about to give up 😂
I just shouted “Adios” he paints a picture, had me in stitches
What a great/scary story. Luv it. Theo is so sympathetic
This is the best version of this story, when he’s just being himself.
“She smelled like tattoos and violence”
I thought it was supposed to be sex and candy 🍬
one of the best appearance and story on any podcast. definitely relate to the end, where amongst the chaos you sober up for 10 secs and realise the mess you are in, and you gotta go home. awful feeling
This Shit is fuckin hilarious!
love the sabbath bloody sabbath poster in the back
Alex Paiement Its called a "record" ya momo. big black...
discs.
That's not a poster... It's a record. It's what the cave men listened to way before cds and downloaded music.
Listening to Theo vons stories is really nostalgic to me because I grew up in a bad part of Louisiana too, and all my stories are similar
Joey Diaz needs to be protected at all times! The guys a fucking legend
Those coked out mornings 😭😭😭😭 this one got me good
I feel like everyone secretly does coke and watches these stories lol
Just you
Theo and Joe Diaz have the best stories ever.. I swear.. lmao
man some said Joey and Lee are Rick and Morty and I can't get it out of my head 😭😭😭😭
at least im out here making money!!!
“She smelt like violence and tattoos”😂😂😂
Great story. Loved it
One of the best episodes I’ve seen oh my can’t breathe
Joey Diaz you and Joe rogan I owe you a huge thank you for making me laugh to the point I almost pissed myself
"I was so high i thought to myself, where is the driver!? he was right next to me" lol
Uncle Joey Much love and happiness to you & family!
All of my thoughts were coming through my neck had me in bits 😂😂😂😂
The reason Theo eventually pulled the cab over was his realization that he didn't hold a commercial driver's license. That's wild!