Joey Diaz's Colorado Coke Routine

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Djk092
    @Djk092 5 лет назад +1923

    Joey's stories are my bedtime stories

  • @chrisfegan81
    @chrisfegan81 4 года назад +627

    My day isn't over until I've listened to Joey talk about cocaine at least once

    • @urbansamurai261
      @urbansamurai261 10 месяцев назад +2

      Tremendous

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI 9 месяцев назад

      If you ever ate Chinese food in China what we eat is not really Chinese food

  • @jessejames2546
    @jessejames2546 5 лет назад +1360

    I’m a simple man, I see Joeys coke routine, I click.

  • @kkoz_
    @kkoz_ 2 года назад +126

    Guy knows every year of the 70s to 80s by coke history, love it

  • @chenugent
    @chenugent 5 лет назад +567

    “I used to lock my dog in the room so he didn’t see me”

    • @rtc2112
      @rtc2112 4 года назад +21

      Fucking dead I love it

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 4 года назад +9

      What? 😂 Was he afraid the dogs was gonna tell or something

    • @doughnutholer
      @doughnutholer 4 года назад +83

      @@Aryzo it's the silent judgement bro. My sister's cats stare me down when I'm being a degenerate and it hurts.

    • @nickbuscus44
      @nickbuscus44 3 года назад +1

      @LIQUID FX great question lmao

    • @Trump-ld1qh
      @Trump-ld1qh 3 года назад +1

      @LIQUID FX lmao

  • @IK-pz7th
    @IK-pz7th 4 года назад +158

    “It was a simple town. COUGH. It was a big drug town.”

  • @likeitseasy7413
    @likeitseasy7413 5 лет назад +449

    Joey "let me tell you something it was summer of 87 I was in aspin I had 16lbs of blow " Diaz

  • @Scollie290
    @Scollie290 17 дней назад +2

    Every time he mentions coke he talks as quietly as possible... INTO THE MICROPHONE!! 😂😂

  • @Lmaoooohi
    @Lmaoooohi 5 лет назад +170

    I thought he was gonna sneeze and then he just coughed 😂

  • @Salveteimperium
    @Salveteimperium 5 лет назад +94

    I love the joey diaz coke stories

  • @parr40
    @parr40 3 года назад +86

    I can listen to him tell stories all day long.... Theo Von is great too, love it

    • @infinite8885
      @infinite8885 2 года назад +3

      They’re honestly all great Díaz Theo Bobby lee Rogan they’re like the furious 4 of comedy and podcasts

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 года назад +3

      Gang gang

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 9 дней назад +2

      👏 👏
      Yes my brother
      Uncle Joey has been my therapist
      I been sober for 6 months
      God bless u and ur family my brother 🙏 ❤️

    • @parr40
      @parr40 9 дней назад +2

      6 months sober is fucking awesome brother, you opened the gates of hell and walked out, impressive man

  • @bassAssassin187
    @bassAssassin187 5 лет назад +252

    My buddy got so tuned up he screwed his door shut with a drill lol

    • @ogbbq2261
      @ogbbq2261 5 лет назад +45

      Big Tymer lmfao are you saying he got so paranoid he screwed the door in like if the zombies were coming

    • @jessejames2546
      @jessejames2546 5 лет назад +1

      Classic🤣

    • @michiganmade6275
      @michiganmade6275 5 лет назад +47

      Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house..
      oh wait those are my meth binge demons

    • @tylertw4124
      @tylertw4124 5 лет назад +4

      @@michiganmade6275 Demons? I love that state the shadow people are cool 😭

    • @ritenowfourtwenty1972
      @ritenowfourtwenty1972 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @baqalfaham6621
    @baqalfaham6621 5 лет назад +98

    It’s impossible to be depressed once Diaz speaks

    • @lilpukey
      @lilpukey 9 месяцев назад +3

      It’s been 4 years, I’m still depressed.

    • @goingintohellhigh
      @goingintohellhigh 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@lilpukeywe’ll get through it one shot at a time

  • @conoroneill6143
    @conoroneill6143 5 лет назад +34

    Did nobody notice that Joey's guest was serious when he asked "Was that when condoms were invented?". In 1985. Priceless.

    • @lilmane1070
      @lilmane1070 2 года назад +2

      Yeah I can’t believe nobody clowned him for that

    • @MackABD
      @MackABD Месяц назад +1

      ​@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.

  • @michiganmade6275
    @michiganmade6275 5 лет назад +80

    Joey's hand gestures are legendary.. lol. the way he puts his hand out towards who hes talking to 😂🙏

    • @SuperKp1986
      @SuperKp1986 5 лет назад +6

      Or the snapping lol

    • @SuperKp1986
      @SuperKp1986 5 лет назад +4

      When he snaps his fingers like a boss

    • @yellowferrarilikepikachu3865
      @yellowferrarilikepikachu3865 4 года назад +2

      newenglandorganics snapped his fingers as I read that 😂

    • @ql704_4
      @ql704_4 4 года назад

      @@SuperKp1986 i

    • @bigdrako4175
      @bigdrako4175 3 года назад

      Bro I didn't even recognize it till u said it 😂

  • @dividad1
    @dividad1 3 года назад +37

    "The addiction comes in stages"
    Fuckin A dude so true

    • @anthonycirone6774
      @anthonycirone6774 2 года назад +8

      Fr it didn’t just come for me it fuckin slowly took me

  • @CarlosJimenez-wm2qw
    @CarlosJimenez-wm2qw 4 года назад +28

    He’s said these stories about 100 times lol but never gets old lol

  • @kylelloyd5956
    @kylelloyd5956 3 года назад +12

    When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it

  • @bpham4928
    @bpham4928 4 года назад +24

    “I was clean for a month” 😂😩

  • @tanyamarr7545
    @tanyamarr7545 5 лет назад +44

    Chuck Liddell has the best coke jaw.

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 4 года назад +58

    Joey : there were no condoms back in those days
    Joey : ya condoms were always around
    😂😂😂😂

  • @BGaming5000
    @BGaming5000 6 месяцев назад +2

    The sirens coming in at 3:20 are like a Vietnam flashback it’s brilliant

  • @dr.drojondro8403
    @dr.drojondro8403 5 лет назад +155

    Could only imagine the different in coke from now till back then....prolly such a different better high back then

    • @michiganmade6275
      @michiganmade6275 5 лет назад +18

      Dr. Dro jondro yep it was way cleaner. way more pure.

    • @dr.drojondro8403
      @dr.drojondro8403 5 лет назад +2

      @@michiganmade6275 Michigan made
      ..shot I live in Michigan 2....about 30-40 mins south of detroit

    • @jgrimes5353
      @jgrimes5353 5 лет назад +48

      Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.

    • @nickgavis0305
      @nickgavis0305 5 лет назад +15

      Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami

    • @tylertw4124
      @tylertw4124 5 лет назад +13

      @@jgrimes5353 I know somebody who chips dry wall off his walls into his coke 😂😂

  • @bewareofwil
    @bewareofwil 5 лет назад +162

    Who made condoms back then?
    I dunno...Goodyear?
    That tickled me good.

    • @Ego-met
      @Ego-met 5 лет назад

      this is bacon 9:37

    • @mane4209
      @mane4209 5 лет назад +1

      That was pure gold.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 5 лет назад +1

      Goodyear does make good rubber.

  • @vibes3360
    @vibes3360 5 лет назад +18

    Need *MANY* more coke stories

  • @eialz
    @eialz 4 года назад +11

    Colorado coke routine sounds like a good indie band name

  • @AL-np5br
    @AL-np5br 4 года назад +31

    I only listen to Joey Diaz coke stories when I’m on coke

    • @murka987
      @murka987 2 года назад

      Word

    • @vitoblack5928
      @vitoblack5928 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_hulk392
      @the_hulk392 Год назад +1

      Right. Or when your coming down trying to chill and get tired

  • @2Serus
    @2Serus 4 года назад +9

    Literally I’ll be going to sleep and then joey says some funny shit and I just bust out laughing

    • @DuckOnASkateboard
      @DuckOnASkateboard 2 года назад +1

      dawg I had to turn a video off one day cuz I went to bed at 4am and almost lost my shit laying next to my girl who had to be up like 2 hours later 💀💀💀

  • @jaygilliam1093
    @jaygilliam1093 2 месяца назад +7

    Who’s here in 2024

  • @nickythekid4173
    @nickythekid4173 5 лет назад +11

    yoo where's the video of lee laughing saying "why didn't you like him?" I need to see that lol

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 3 года назад +7

    Whenever you get tired Joey, the stories are about to be absolutely nuclear

  • @samt797
    @samt797 3 года назад +3

    Joey”s stories are the best coke stories of all times.

  • @imamillionaire3763
    @imamillionaire3763 4 года назад +10

    This episode had me thinking my headphones were going out at parts

    • @may-iy1rn
      @may-iy1rn 2 года назад

      i thought my airpods had finally buggered out

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 5 лет назад +7

    5:26 the brothers in Memphis lmao

  • @mauricegregory2633
    @mauricegregory2633 4 месяца назад +1

    His grand kids are going to love his stories 😂

  • @nickgavis0305
    @nickgavis0305 5 лет назад +9

    Lmao “when that was the condom was invented” 😂😂😂 is this dude for real bro hahahaha

  • @ava2nv
    @ava2nv Месяц назад +1

    Right here brother ! Nov 2024

  • @ploodoh312
    @ploodoh312 4 года назад +41

    One great coke story after another everybody knows the rules

  • @Dan08ross
    @Dan08ross 5 лет назад +14

    Can only imagine how good the coke was back then

  • @nickbrown5878
    @nickbrown5878 4 года назад +35

    My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course

  • @scusemewhileiwhipout
    @scusemewhileiwhipout 4 года назад +29

    Having just done a line, this video gets another view and a like. You're welcome Joey

  • @joenoah9906
    @joenoah9906 5 лет назад +3

    Joey Diaz has so many coke stories, it will make Tony Montana blush

  • @baileycullivan1010
    @baileycullivan1010 6 месяцев назад +1

    The dog thing is so real lmaoo you really do do that

  • @codeinecowboy8607
    @codeinecowboy8607 5 лет назад +10

    Joey Diaz is the human embodiment of cocaine

  • @steveweatherly1976
    @steveweatherly1976 4 года назад +2

    @ 2:50 -
    [JOEY DIAZ]
    "Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke...
    ... tremendous...
    [GEORGE PEREZ]
    "It was good, huh?"
    [JOEY DIAZ]
    'Dude, it was off the rattle "

  • @siyasinqoto8713
    @siyasinqoto8713 4 года назад +4

    “is that when the condom was invented?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Youngeggs0523
    @Youngeggs0523 2 года назад +2

    Came here for the coke routine, stayed for Colorado Chinnese food review .

  • @wacksparrow88
    @wacksparrow88 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz

  • @luisaguilar5343
    @luisaguilar5343 5 лет назад +6

    Is it the audio or my earphones?

  • @kazuhira7777
    @kazuhira7777 Год назад

    I find these stories fascinating , funny.. and relatable ...
    its awesome to relate to uncle joe

  • @lxxxlax1304
    @lxxxlax1304 5 лет назад +8

    The noise lee makes at 8:45 has me dying. Dude sounded like he farted haha

  • @avranes1
    @avranes1 2 года назад +1

    Can you guys please get some better audio recording equipment. The volume fluctuations are horrendous

  • @lacothans1191
    @lacothans1191 Год назад +3

    Almost blocked this content. I need to remember how Bad my cocaine addiction was. Do not Romanticize. Always a nightmare. Thank you for the content.

    • @lacothans1191
      @lacothans1191 Год назад +1

      Do not Romanticize.

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 9 дней назад +2

      STAY STRONG MY BROTHER 🙏 🙏 🙏 💪 💪 💪 💪

  • @sharkny1580
    @sharkny1580 3 года назад +1

    I could listen to Joey all day long!!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @dr.drojondro8403
    @dr.drojondro8403 5 лет назад +45

    Hahah omg I use to lock my dog in another room so he couldn't see me hahha

    • @dillontheledgend7067
      @dillontheledgend7067 5 лет назад +5

      I used to lock myself in the bathroom so the dog wouldnt see me do it.

    • @lukenukem2441
      @lukenukem2441 2 года назад

      Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @Datshitook
    @Datshitook 3 года назад +1

    Ur stories make me feel warm

  • @boxing4life410
    @boxing4life410 5 лет назад +2

    This right here is why Joey is big time he just keeps it real Nd we all can relate

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 Год назад +4

    Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!

    • @LILPAPASMURF97
      @LILPAPASMURF97 2 месяца назад +1

      Totally agree. It’s like I’m chill and still when I’m solo, but I start to tweak when I’m in public.

  • @ryanjohnston7844
    @ryanjohnston7844 Год назад +17

    As a coke addict in recovery he actually helps. I can relate to so many of his stories.

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX 5 лет назад +15

    Joey "GOOD year CoNdoms" diaz 😂

  • @cartercaceres927
    @cartercaceres927 Год назад

    You know me dawg you know I got these on repeat while tryna go to sleep

  • @nickgurgitano7067
    @nickgurgitano7067 2 года назад +1

    I could listen to this guy all day lol

  • @tonyfromhell
    @tonyfromhell Год назад +1

    Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome

  • @gimmegamma4849
    @gimmegamma4849 4 года назад +2

    i've been waiting for Uncle Joey to mention Memphis😂😂😂

  • @petermonck5448
    @petermonck5448 5 лет назад +4

    Wake up call for, Perez.

  • @jeremyjohnson4280
    @jeremyjohnson4280 3 года назад +1

    When he tells these stories it literally give me chest pain lol

  • @RevDooDatt
    @RevDooDatt 5 лет назад +12

    Ahh my 20s. Those were da days. #jawpoppinandfingerrolls lol

  • @tannerwestmoreland9959
    @tannerwestmoreland9959 5 лет назад +1

    The 4:00 mark fucked me up while I was driving. I heard them damn sirens in the background and freaked the fuck out.

  • @dannykingz1897
    @dannykingz1897 5 лет назад +7

    Joey should start a series called coke chronicles. I’d be here every day, and I’m sure y’all be here too. There pretty interesting and entertaining.

  • @buzzfeedright4154
    @buzzfeedright4154 4 года назад +1

    9:52 Lee: Who's made condoms back then Joey:Good Year fucking Amtrak

  • @dalemulraney2771
    @dalemulraney2771 4 года назад +11

    Driving home with a beer and I’m desperate for a bag now 😂😂

  • @bchuntfish
    @bchuntfish 3 года назад +6

    Early 80's coke was the best. I remembered getting Peruvian flake that was in a word,,,TREMENDOUS! Today its 99% garbage.

  • @LuisDiaz-82
    @LuisDiaz-82 Год назад

    The condoms part has me 😂😂

  • @jakcough
    @jakcough 4 года назад +4

    Pffft, Goodyear 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂

  • @sprainedankle8547
    @sprainedankle8547 4 года назад

    There are people that love you Joey ❤️

  • @hkleider
    @hkleider 4 месяца назад

    Laughing just from the title

  • @cahlendavidson2921
    @cahlendavidson2921 7 месяцев назад

    Can someone please tell me what interview this is from specifically? 👆

  • @ryandrcannabis4082
    @ryandrcannabis4082 3 года назад

    There is so much wisdom for someone that relates 100 percent

    • @ryandrcannabis4082
      @ryandrcannabis4082 3 года назад

      Nothing he says is relatable too nowadays.Way to many cameras and media
      The lessons and wisdom he shares can be learned to prevent future mistakes

  • @loum614
    @loum614 5 лет назад +22

    Real potent coke doesn't make you jittery or jaw twich or paranoia.pure coke makes you talk a lot none of those side effects

    • @philipmartin9035
      @philipmartin9035 4 года назад +18

      not when you binge it for 2 days on your own in your room

    • @acid-
      @acid- 4 года назад +1

      when you take took much can create paranoia

    • @lilmane1070
      @lilmane1070 2 года назад

      Yeah, this is some “if you take LSD, you can crack your back years later and the spinal fluid will give you a flashback”-tier nonsense. Stop misinforming people when you know nothing about drugs but these one liners you heard from others who knew nothing about drugs

  • @billepperson2662
    @billepperson2662 4 месяца назад

    6:25 Lee Syatt: Injects some sense into the discussion
    Joey: "Condoms weren't around till the ch*nks had em' in 1985!!!"

  • @hughjanus6975
    @hughjanus6975 Год назад

    Had me thinking something was wrong with my headphones. Almost ruined my whole mood.

  • @thebutcherskid5901
    @thebutcherskid5901 2 года назад

    I can’t eat dinner without a joey diaz video hahahaah

  • @SonOfAPreacherMan
    @SonOfAPreacherMan 3 года назад +1

    Ohh it was you, that stole my rubbers, you little rascals

  • @Kennedys_Korner
    @Kennedys_Korner 8 месяцев назад

    Wish coke now a days was like joeys

  • @user-sw1fz9vc6r
    @user-sw1fz9vc6r 3 года назад +2

    I use to lock my dog in the other room so he didn't see me Lmfaooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DrewMIATL
    @DrewMIATL 3 года назад +2

    Do y’all think that comedowns are so bad these days because a lot of it is cut with so much caffeine?

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 9 дней назад +1

      10000000000000 PERCENT MY BROTHER
      THESE ROOKIES NOWADAYS HAVE NO CLUE

  • @guybrushthreepwood8174
    @guybrushthreepwood8174 5 лет назад +5

    "turns you into a bartender" 😂

  • @gotboostin4low
    @gotboostin4low 5 лет назад +3

    I miss the early morning uploads.

  • @Mike-ij5hn
    @Mike-ij5hn 6 месяцев назад

    The man has a way of telling a story…

  • @MrDodgeCountry
    @MrDodgeCountry 5 лет назад +2

    Joey looks over 70 years old.

  • @jasonmgavitt2357
    @jasonmgavitt2357 5 лет назад +4

    Aha when I was growing up in Connecticut we called all the gas stations Gandhi marts.

    • @DeadLoya
      @DeadLoya 5 лет назад +1

      Jasonm Gavitt :)

  • @chadstokes6532
    @chadstokes6532 Месяц назад

    U kno your a good story teller when u get your guest to actually believe for a sec that condoms were invited in 1985 bc of Roc Hudson

  • @mooch6925
    @mooch6925 2 года назад +1

    If I had a rail for every time I've listened to this I'd be dead

  • @ushgambala1
    @ushgambala1 Год назад

    The Chinese Cuban 😂😂😂

  • @kidstoney3418
    @kidstoney3418 3 года назад

    Wish i could go back to this year

  • @ledlg1676
    @ledlg1676 5 лет назад +9

    condoms have actually been around since the ancient egyptians

    • @Sam-rq4yc
      @Sam-rq4yc 5 лет назад +4

      Internet Guy good ol goat intestines

  • @gs9newyork517
    @gs9newyork517 3 года назад +4

    Good cocaine makes you into a bartender haha so true

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew3336 5 лет назад +1

    How come you can hear sirens and airplanes going by so clearly like they are doing the podcast in the street??

    • @ahaok6245
      @ahaok6245 3 года назад +1

      Its not the video. The sounds come from his head.

  • @TheZaka163
    @TheZaka163 2 года назад

    “What the fuck u giggling about “😂

  • @wyattmerrill3404
    @wyattmerrill3404 4 года назад

    Fire truck had me pausing the video