Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house.. oh wait those are my meth binge demons
@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.
When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it
Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.
Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami
My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course
@ 2:50 - [JOEY DIAZ] "Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke... ... tremendous... [GEORGE PEREZ] "It was good, huh?" [JOEY DIAZ] 'Dude, it was off the rattle "
Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz
Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!
Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome
Yeah, this is some “if you take LSD, you can crack your back years later and the spinal fluid will give you a flashback”-tier nonsense. Stop misinforming people when you know nothing about drugs but these one liners you heard from others who knew nothing about drugs
Joey's stories are my bedtime stories
I go to slp with his podcast playing all the time
Forealz
Fell asleep to him cracking on Lee last night lol
His voice is soothing lol
Yo honestly yea..
My day isn't over until I've listened to Joey talk about cocaine at least once
Tremendous
If you ever ate Chinese food in China what we eat is not really Chinese food
I’m a simple man, I see Joeys coke routine, I click.
TinFoil Hat same
The title always gets me 😂
Everytime!
I’ll have a line to that lads
facts
Guy knows every year of the 70s to 80s by coke history, love it
A hell of a way to remember shit
@@vitoblack5928
Most people don't.
“I used to lock my dog in the room so he didn’t see me”
Fucking dead I love it
What? 😂 Was he afraid the dogs was gonna tell or something
@@Aryzo it's the silent judgement bro. My sister's cats stare me down when I'm being a degenerate and it hurts.
@LIQUID FX great question lmao
@LIQUID FX lmao
“It was a simple town. COUGH. It was a big drug town.”
That’s not what he said
Joey "let me tell you something it was summer of 87 I was in aspin I had 16lbs of blow " Diaz
Aspen*
Travis Turner Asspan*
Literally could ski on that
Matthew Stein aspen*
___________________ ASS. PAN.
Every time he mentions coke he talks as quietly as possible... INTO THE MICROPHONE!! 😂😂
I thought he was gonna sneeze and then he just coughed 😂
I love the joey diaz coke stories
I can listen to him tell stories all day long.... Theo Von is great too, love it
They’re honestly all great Díaz Theo Bobby lee Rogan they’re like the furious 4 of comedy and podcasts
Gang gang
👏 👏
Yes my brother
Uncle Joey has been my therapist
I been sober for 6 months
God bless u and ur family my brother 🙏 ❤️
6 months sober is fucking awesome brother, you opened the gates of hell and walked out, impressive man
My buddy got so tuned up he screwed his door shut with a drill lol
Big Tymer lmfao are you saying he got so paranoid he screwed the door in like if the zombies were coming
Classic🤣
Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house..
oh wait those are my meth binge demons
@@michiganmade6275 Demons? I love that state the shadow people are cool 😭
Lol
It’s impossible to be depressed once Diaz speaks
It’s been 4 years, I’m still depressed.
@@lilpukeywe’ll get through it one shot at a time
Did nobody notice that Joey's guest was serious when he asked "Was that when condoms were invented?". In 1985. Priceless.
Yeah I can’t believe nobody clowned him for that
@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.
Joey's hand gestures are legendary.. lol. the way he puts his hand out towards who hes talking to 😂🙏
Or the snapping lol
When he snaps his fingers like a boss
newenglandorganics snapped his fingers as I read that 😂
@@SuperKp1986 i
Bro I didn't even recognize it till u said it 😂
"The addiction comes in stages"
Fuckin A dude so true
Fr it didn’t just come for me it fuckin slowly took me
He’s said these stories about 100 times lol but never gets old lol
When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it
“I was clean for a month” 😂😩
Chuck Liddell has the best coke jaw.
Joey : there were no condoms back in those days
Joey : ya condoms were always around
😂😂😂😂
The sirens coming in at 3:20 are like a Vietnam flashback it’s brilliant
Could only imagine the different in coke from now till back then....prolly such a different better high back then
Dr. Dro jondro yep it was way cleaner. way more pure.
@@michiganmade6275 Michigan made
..shot I live in Michigan 2....about 30-40 mins south of detroit
Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.
Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami
@@jgrimes5353 I know somebody who chips dry wall off his walls into his coke 😂😂
Who made condoms back then?
I dunno...Goodyear?
That tickled me good.
this is bacon 9:37
That was pure gold.
Goodyear does make good rubber.
Need *MANY* more coke stories
Colorado coke routine sounds like a good indie band name
I only listen to Joey Diaz coke stories when I’m on coke
Word
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right. Or when your coming down trying to chill and get tired
Literally I’ll be going to sleep and then joey says some funny shit and I just bust out laughing
dawg I had to turn a video off one day cuz I went to bed at 4am and almost lost my shit laying next to my girl who had to be up like 2 hours later 💀💀💀
Who’s here in 2024
yoo where's the video of lee laughing saying "why didn't you like him?" I need to see that lol
Whenever you get tired Joey, the stories are about to be absolutely nuclear
Joey”s stories are the best coke stories of all times.
This episode had me thinking my headphones were going out at parts
i thought my airpods had finally buggered out
5:26 the brothers in Memphis lmao
His grand kids are going to love his stories 😂
Lmao “when that was the condom was invented” 😂😂😂 is this dude for real bro hahahaha
Right here brother ! Nov 2024
One great coke story after another everybody knows the rules
P I z z a
@@officerdoofy9582 you forgot the m a r i j u a n a
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can only imagine how good the coke was back then
My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course
Over weed?? Lol
@@84fingoidz lmao
Having just done a line, this video gets another view and a like. You're welcome Joey
L
Coke sucks now lol
@@derbycity50 you must not have a good connection
Joey Diaz has so many coke stories, it will make Tony Montana blush
The dog thing is so real lmaoo you really do do that
Joey Diaz is the human embodiment of cocaine
@ 2:50 -
[JOEY DIAZ]
"Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke...
... tremendous...
[GEORGE PEREZ]
"It was good, huh?"
[JOEY DIAZ]
'Dude, it was off the rattle "
“is that when the condom was invented?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Came here for the coke routine, stayed for Colorado Chinnese food review .
Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz
Is it the audio or my earphones?
I find these stories fascinating , funny.. and relatable ...
its awesome to relate to uncle joe
The noise lee makes at 8:45 has me dying. Dude sounded like he farted haha
He sniffed his nose
Lolol
Can you guys please get some better audio recording equipment. The volume fluctuations are horrendous
Almost blocked this content. I need to remember how Bad my cocaine addiction was. Do not Romanticize. Always a nightmare. Thank you for the content.
Do not Romanticize.
STAY STRONG MY BROTHER 🙏 🙏 🙏 💪 💪 💪 💪
I could listen to Joey all day long!!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Hahah omg I use to lock my dog in another room so he couldn't see me hahha
I used to lock myself in the bathroom so the dog wouldnt see me do it.
Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂
Ur stories make me feel warm
This right here is why Joey is big time he just keeps it real Nd we all can relate
Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!
Totally agree. It’s like I’m chill and still when I’m solo, but I start to tweak when I’m in public.
As a coke addict in recovery he actually helps. I can relate to so many of his stories.
How's it going dude
@@seasonalserotonin2559 good you
@@ryanjohnston7844 glad to hear. In recovery myself. 8 days. Joined a program doing well. Keep it up brother 💪
Same guys
Joey "GOOD year CoNdoms" diaz 😂
You know me dawg you know I got these on repeat while tryna go to sleep
I could listen to this guy all day lol
Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome
i've been waiting for Uncle Joey to mention Memphis😂😂😂
Wake up call for, Perez.
When he tells these stories it literally give me chest pain lol
Ahh my 20s. Those were da days. #jawpoppinandfingerrolls lol
The 4:00 mark fucked me up while I was driving. I heard them damn sirens in the background and freaked the fuck out.
Joey should start a series called coke chronicles. I’d be here every day, and I’m sure y’all be here too. There pretty interesting and entertaining.
9:52 Lee: Who's made condoms back then Joey:Good Year fucking Amtrak
Driving home with a beer and I’m desperate for a bag now 😂😂
I feel ya dog
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@@johnygrigg5299 L
Fucking guy Lmaoo
Drink driving C**T
Early 80's coke was the best. I remembered getting Peruvian flake that was in a word,,,TREMENDOUS! Today its 99% garbage.
L
FACTS MY BROTHER FACTS
GARBAGE 🗑 NOWADAYS 🗑 🚮
The condoms part has me 😂😂
Pffft, Goodyear 🤷🏻♂️ 😂😂😂😂
There are people that love you Joey ❤️
Laughing just from the title
Can someone please tell me what interview this is from specifically? 👆
There is so much wisdom for someone that relates 100 percent
Nothing he says is relatable too nowadays.Way to many cameras and media
The lessons and wisdom he shares can be learned to prevent future mistakes
Real potent coke doesn't make you jittery or jaw twich or paranoia.pure coke makes you talk a lot none of those side effects
not when you binge it for 2 days on your own in your room
when you take took much can create paranoia
Yeah, this is some “if you take LSD, you can crack your back years later and the spinal fluid will give you a flashback”-tier nonsense. Stop misinforming people when you know nothing about drugs but these one liners you heard from others who knew nothing about drugs
6:25 Lee Syatt: Injects some sense into the discussion
Joey: "Condoms weren't around till the ch*nks had em' in 1985!!!"
Had me thinking something was wrong with my headphones. Almost ruined my whole mood.
I can’t eat dinner without a joey diaz video hahahaah
Ohh it was you, that stole my rubbers, you little rascals
Wish coke now a days was like joeys
I use to lock my dog in the other room so he didn't see me Lmfaooo!!!!!!!!!!
Do y’all think that comedowns are so bad these days because a lot of it is cut with so much caffeine?
10000000000000 PERCENT MY BROTHER
THESE ROOKIES NOWADAYS HAVE NO CLUE
"turns you into a bartender" 😂
I miss the early morning uploads.
The man has a way of telling a story…
Joey looks over 70 years old.
Aha when I was growing up in Connecticut we called all the gas stations Gandhi marts.
Jasonm Gavitt :)
U kno your a good story teller when u get your guest to actually believe for a sec that condoms were invited in 1985 bc of Roc Hudson
If I had a rail for every time I've listened to this I'd be dead
The Chinese Cuban 😂😂😂
Wish i could go back to this year
condoms have actually been around since the ancient egyptians
Internet Guy good ol goat intestines
Good cocaine makes you into a bartender haha so true
How come you can hear sirens and airplanes going by so clearly like they are doing the podcast in the street??
Its not the video. The sounds come from his head.
“What the fuck u giggling about “😂
Fire truck had me pausing the video