Joey Diaz and Danny Brown - Jail, Selling Drugs, and Kidnapping Crackheads

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 991

  • @andrewkramer7385
    @andrewkramer7385 7 лет назад +1339

    Love how Danny calls him "Uncle Joey."

  • @MarbRedFred
    @MarbRedFred 7 лет назад +2894

    Lee is the real life Morty

  • @thersten
    @thersten 7 лет назад +2499

    i never heard anyone out talk Joey until now.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 7 лет назад +145

      It's exhilarating. Danny Brown is cool as fuck too, he knows how to have a good radio conversation

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 7 лет назад +26

      Max Werner
      Yeah he Joey and him
      are good conversationalists

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 7 лет назад +48

      And then lee asking dumb shit
      To break the ice to give eachother a chance to say something and continue the conversation but from a different perspective

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 7 лет назад +18

      Bro Lee is the best! He's so dumb hahaha

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 7 лет назад +16

      Max Werner
      Like you can’t even get mad at lee
      That’s how dumb that guy sounds sometimes

  • @FNNickJamesTV
    @FNNickJamesTV 7 лет назад +3211

    I used to not be fond of Lee, but you need him there for balance. Otherwise this podcast would just be a mob sitdown.

  • @noahmillard1611
    @noahmillard1611 4 года назад +252

    I still revisit this and laugh when lee says “can’t they just see each other tomorrow?”😂😂

    • @abrahamlopez2916
      @abrahamlopez2916 2 года назад +4

      Everytime

    • @Pruane35Forever
      @Pruane35Forever Год назад +6

      lee is worlds apart from joey, and even joey is world apart from danny.... its hilarious he's so high and doesn't even know how to process these stories lmao

  • @changedmynamemodsrhappynow7443
    @changedmynamemodsrhappynow7443 7 лет назад +381

    Atrocity Exhibition is a modern day classic.

    • @snakemasterbaka
      @snakemasterbaka 5 лет назад +3

      Banthony Frickenstein agreed, but his new album is now a modern day classic

    • @mrs5189
      @mrs5189 4 года назад

      Agreed

    • @billycringe.mp3
      @billycringe.mp3 3 года назад

      Classic album today

  • @KostaStunts
    @KostaStunts 5 лет назад +194

    2:29 that sigh that lee lets out is legit morty 😂😂

  • @seancaron3323
    @seancaron3323 3 года назад +61

    Danny- “You know what it is about jail?”
    Lee- “no”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @markavellimedina2857
    @markavellimedina2857 5 лет назад +136

    'this is the story that needs to be told in Danny browns life........"
    "what was I talking about "

  • @elseeye
    @elseeye 7 лет назад +317

    I just realized, the voice Danny brown hears in his head is his own...

    • @NotBleu
      @NotBleu 6 лет назад +6

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 6 лет назад +7

      I’d kill myself

    • @drakesemancik9339
      @drakesemancik9339 6 лет назад +12

      Austin Wood emo fuck you look like you might anyways

    • @lex2k1
      @lex2k1 5 лет назад +1

      @@drakesemancik9339 lmao

    • @sad_is_fiction
      @sad_is_fiction 5 лет назад +2

      I thought that was normal ;(

  • @decoybackatitagain6576
    @decoybackatitagain6576 7 лет назад +1591

    stop screaaaming brother im trynna fall asleep to uncle joeys hood storys

  • @hugofortuna6432
    @hugofortuna6432 4 года назад +198

    Danny: "I watched a nigga get raped thru a cell"
    Lee: "oh god"
    Joey and Danny: 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😂😭😂😭

  • @KENWALD
    @KENWALD 5 лет назад +48

    “I saw a nigga get raped through the bar of the cell, He worked in registry”
    10 seconds later
    “So anyways, I was working in registry”
    HOL TF UP

  • @ewy5584
    @ewy5584 5 лет назад +89

    “Lee, you know what it is about jail?!”
    “No.”

  • @camero220
    @camero220 8 лет назад +963

    this dude got at least 3 unfinished stories

    • @thinkingagain5966
      @thinkingagain5966 7 лет назад +12

      camero220 fr kinda annoying

    • @mbrady8946
      @mbrady8946 7 лет назад +17

      and 4 or 5 over-told ones too.

    • @erictheboringone5292
      @erictheboringone5292 7 лет назад +46

      Mat Danny Brown is the average hood nigga for sure. Talks too much, stories never go anywhere and he talks over everyone...very typical

    • @h1tm4n26
      @h1tm4n26 7 лет назад +1

      rofl to true

    • @YungPapaNut
      @YungPapaNut 7 лет назад +35

      EricTheBoringOne you're pretty far off the mark there.

  • @puertorican850
    @puertorican850 7 лет назад +797

    Danny Brown talks like he has a few now n laters stuck to the roof of his mouth.

    • @conker1oo
      @conker1oo 7 лет назад +57

      those are diamonds in his mouth bruh

    • @nikeguy2
      @nikeguy2 7 лет назад +46

      conker1oo Nope. He destroyed his two front teeth as a kid falling off a bicycle. His tongue adapted to the loss.

    • @gorilladelgadodd
      @gorilladelgadodd 7 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @brodyharris7631
      @brodyharris7631 7 лет назад

      puertorican850 😂😂😂😂

    • @Noog6284
      @Noog6284 7 лет назад

      Lmfaoooo stop! just stop lmfaooo

  • @greydeath4273
    @greydeath4273 5 лет назад +108

    I get nervous and worried every time joey starts laughing too hard and coughing, like, "please don't die you funny fuck"

  • @pkgreens_9998
    @pkgreens_9998 3 года назад +43

    Lee was already trying to make deals just thinking about going to jail 😂😂

  • @-Always_Right-
    @-Always_Right- 5 лет назад +36

    Love it when Joey dies of laughter at Lee asking a question

  • @beavisbutthead6063
    @beavisbutthead6063 7 лет назад +282

    I feel bad for lee, he's just a person

  • @wickedwu22
    @wickedwu22 7 лет назад +284

    Ol' Danny Brown...The spiritual successor to ODB (Ol' Dirty Bastard)

    • @dylandee7299
      @dylandee7299 6 лет назад +1

      Steve Zion RIP Wu tAaang

    • @Yoyoyok0
      @Yoyoyok0 6 лет назад +2

      Wtf. Youre a fucking idiot. This crackhead clown will never be anywhere near his level. Let alone his spiritual successor. Lmao. Slap yourself for that dumbass comment, and after go educate your self on real Hip-Hop since you obviously hold Danny Brown- a bay area crackhead that was literally pulled off the streets to rap in high regards.

    • @HighLineOrBust
      @HighLineOrBust 6 лет назад +40

      Peter Camacho ODB was the biggest crackhead going round what the fuck you talking about. Dirty had a certain level of charisma that can't be touched but Danny shits all over him as a rapper.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 6 лет назад +4

      @Guitarkyll incomparable..ever heard of that? Also ODB is underrated for his shit..he had flow..he was flow. He was extremely original and his charisma was off the radar. Sincere nigga.
      Danny brown is dope too in his own way.

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 6 лет назад +2

      Danny Brown ain't no crackhead.

  • @WinmanVideo
    @WinmanVideo 6 лет назад +162

    Did anyone do a double take when they saw Danny Brown in the same title as Joey Diaz. I dont even listen to Danny Brown i just know hes a good time lmai

  • @abelucious
    @abelucious 7 лет назад +73

    These guys were taking short naps in the middle of the podcast .

  • @nickyoung5309
    @nickyoung5309 6 лет назад +28

    Yoooo Danny Brown and Joey Diaz? How have I not come across this before!

  • @BobStetson
    @BobStetson 4 года назад +40

    Poor Lee would be wearing an old mop head for a wig getting passed around like a joint lol

    • @abizz
      @abizz 3 года назад +2

      Yooo I’m dead 🤣🤣

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 7 лет назад +156

    Danny needs a podcast he's got a wild life

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +2

      Not really lol

    • @ye6102
      @ye6102 3 года назад +3

      I'd listen to it fr

    • @prkmix
      @prkmix 2 года назад +65

      4 years later he does

    • @davesnothere512
      @davesnothere512 2 года назад +44

      @@prkmix we have come full circle.

    • @nicholaswhite3434
      @nicholaswhite3434 2 года назад +10

      And today he finally got one!

  • @liverpool379
    @liverpool379 2 года назад +8

    “Ask him in the morning” like Lee’s trying to sleep in his bunk 😂

  • @austin7530
    @austin7530 7 лет назад +116

    "Was the closet on the street?" - autistic Lee

    • @normalperson9144
      @normalperson9144 7 лет назад +4

      Ya'll Finished Or Ya'll Done?
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Jaikay1
      @Jaikay1 7 лет назад

      Put some respeck on my name!

  • @criii4950
    @criii4950 3 года назад +20

    “This the story that NEED to be told!!!”
    Forgets the story

  • @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603
    @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 6 лет назад +33

    Danny: You know what it is about jail..
    Lee: NO
    Lmfao

  • @jeepers5021
    @jeepers5021 8 лет назад +364

    Dam those Mics are so bad. Such a cool lil podcast but the sound is horrible.

    • @bryandickson2037
      @bryandickson2037 7 лет назад +107

      jeepers Naw Danny is just loud as fuuuck

    • @agiuggio1
      @agiuggio1 7 лет назад +6

      that fucking grill. they think the shit sounds cool

    • @orangecanarazia2755
      @orangecanarazia2755 7 лет назад +1

      CREEPERS

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 7 лет назад +116

      Those microphones are excellent quality industry standard. It's the fact that the shitty sound guy is letting the levels clip in the mixer making it sound like that.

    • @erictheboringone5292
      @erictheboringone5292 7 лет назад +36

      It's not the mics bro...it's the levels on the mixer and the fact that Danny's so fucking loud...

  • @bcbigdaddy0
    @bcbigdaddy0 7 лет назад +100

    well off to jail to find myself

    • @zanethekeymasterr
      @zanethekeymasterr 6 лет назад

      Gonzo Rodriguez no shit. These mfers got me debating

    • @27oddities
      @27oddities 6 лет назад +11

      Being in jail isn't the hard part. It's the time alone with your own thoughts, away from your loved ones. That powerless feeling. That's what's hard.

  • @Cmoney860
    @Cmoney860 7 лет назад +48

    "You gon gimme my 8 months back?"
    *real shit tho*

  • @braedendavis8972
    @braedendavis8972 3 года назад +28

    "I was buying video games and clothes I wasn't a good drug dealer" FACTS!!😂 I used my money to buy Xbox games and food at restaurants!😂

  • @tomhaven4969
    @tomhaven4969 5 лет назад +11

    Joey Diaz shines a light on shit I never knew existed, I love this podcast. Tremendous.

  • @BronzAxel
    @BronzAxel 7 лет назад +248

    Danny Brown with the super rare Lil B story wtf!

    • @Eddie_sto
      @Eddie_sto 7 лет назад +23

      Bronson Alexander based god wouldn't kidnap nobody. Lol

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 7 лет назад +30

      Eddie Sto He used to sell crack and steal cars and shit all the time in the early early years man.

    • @FNNickJamesTV
      @FNNickJamesTV 7 лет назад +56

      Lil B's name is Brandon, not Bryan. Different Lil B, just happened to also be from Oakland. That's what I think Danny found funny about it.

    • @hassanahmed394
      @hassanahmed394 7 лет назад +17

      hes not talking about the same lil b

    • @normalperson9144
      @normalperson9144 7 лет назад

      Hassan Ahmed
      yeah but your name is hassan ahmed, horrible.

  • @BrianMurrayPA
    @BrianMurrayPA 7 лет назад +125

    *VOLUME WARNING*

    • @highhaloguy806
      @highhaloguy806 7 лет назад +2

      Brian Murray thank you wish more ppl liked this so i saw it sooner

  • @bkbreak1260
    @bkbreak1260 5 лет назад +18

    Danny Brown looks like a Dave Chappelle Sketch

  • @quinn6786
    @quinn6786 7 лет назад +126

    Good to see Danny brown did something with his teeth

    • @RyanG360
      @RyanG360 7 лет назад +11

      Fz6r Rider his teeth are iconic tho...(or missing tooth)

    • @retrospecative2454
      @retrospecative2454 5 лет назад

      Teeth hater whats the world coming 2

  • @treybraheem3252
    @treybraheem3252 6 лет назад +11

    "some kind of retreat" "you find out who you are" thats gotta be the funniest shit I've ever heard about jail

  • @problems9968
    @problems9968 7 лет назад +113

    He's the type of guy to have 4-5 stories in one, where it leads to no where.

    • @R3KL3SSS
      @R3KL3SSS 6 лет назад +1

      the nothiïing Anyone that starts ANY conversation with “As a pisces”
      Being born on a certain day doesn’t mean shit

    • @musicshit4352
      @musicshit4352 5 лет назад +6

      Problems He tells stories through his lyrics for a living. Does every conversation have to be serious? Danny is very intelligent but this is a podcast. He probably doesn’t want to preach all the time. That’s why Cole is considered cringe.

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 года назад

      The old head in him shining through

  • @-dopeland-3349
    @-dopeland-3349 7 лет назад +16

    Danny’s definitely right about knowing who people are when they’re locked up with you.

  • @Sneak248
    @Sneak248 2 года назад +4

    4:01 “Don’t talk over me”. LMFAO

  • @lukehunter3902
    @lukehunter3902 3 года назад +10

    that toilet bowl story is exactly 1000% how that goes down

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 7 лет назад +36

    About 4 times dude looked like he was going to throwdown on Lee for interrupting him...

    • @gioisblue
      @gioisblue 6 лет назад

      Turk Timestamp?

    • @nickyoung5309
      @nickyoung5309 6 лет назад +1

      Thats because at 4:00 Lee tried to interrupt him and didn’t even know what he was trying to say himself

  • @LottyhanzFamilyties
    @LottyhanzFamilyties 6 лет назад +37

    Lil b the based god

    • @cozywolfiewolfie5903
      @cozywolfiewolfie5903 5 лет назад +1

      Danny so high he not realizing lil b from Berkley lol...that star hittin em

  • @johnnyapplec6799
    @johnnyapplec6799 5 лет назад +11

    Danny Brown is a fucking legend...and that includes his laugh

  • @brickpowell2771
    @brickpowell2771 2 года назад +6

    2:30 possibly one of the funniest sounds a grown man had ever made.

  • @suttonlea8366
    @suttonlea8366 6 лет назад +6

    Yelling in the toilets like it's dayumm Skype lmaoooo

  • @gonzodelphiki2083
    @gonzodelphiki2083 5 лет назад +10

    Danny comes in hot as fuck on the mic! Dude so loud and changes his volume so rapidly, it takes the whole video to get his levels worked out. Shit is hilarious.
    People on here saying the mics are bad, or the engineer is bad, but this dudes levels are hard AF to dial in. I'm not saying that it couldn't be produced better, but shitting on Lee and/or the mics is kinda stupid imo

    • @MrD3000
      @MrD3000 2 года назад +1

      A simple compressor/limiter would take care of it.

  • @MrMikecoats22
    @MrMikecoats22 5 лет назад +5

    I've never heard anyone make Joey laugh like that

  • @muehahahaha
    @muehahahaha 7 лет назад +7

    Danny brown is funny as hell

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd 2 года назад +4

    Joey’s hacking tho is next level 😂😂

  • @ealemann8466
    @ealemann8466 4 года назад +5

    DB almost speaks a separate language. It's English....but it's morphing into something different. So many street dialects and slangs...some linguist or sociologist should study and research. Fascinating.

  • @noneya9035
    @noneya9035 6 лет назад +12

    The government should erase all stupid weed time that's been served.... NOW they cash in, and it's alright. But there are men out here who can't get a job for doing the same thing so he can feed his kids. Shit burns me up. Makes no sense.

  • @NabilBreda
    @NabilBreda 6 лет назад +34

    Lee reminds me of Morty

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao he asked his first question when I read this he sounded so meek and naive

  • @realeyesrealisereallies8607
    @realeyesrealisereallies8607 7 лет назад +36

    Danny is a dope dude. He's got a style all his own.

  • @waxl121
    @waxl121 7 лет назад +112

    Danny quit that jail story real quick after exposing himself. Nobody getting anything for free from cops unless you giving them something. Joey quiet as hell too cuz he knows.

  • @27oddities
    @27oddities 6 лет назад +4

    This is legendary.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +4

    Danny is the definition of a fun dude

  • @SteakCutFries
    @SteakCutFries 6 лет назад +7

    Danny's 07:00 eye roll 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sweetswilliam
    @Sweetswilliam 3 года назад +1

    “My name Daniel up until I start givin out credit” 🤣

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla Год назад +8

    Danny wanted us to listen. THE story to remember. And this fool forgot it as he's telling it. 😂🤣

  • @racerx9223
    @racerx9223 7 лет назад +43

    I wish I could buy weed for free....

  • @jimmytwotimes4328
    @jimmytwotimes4328 7 лет назад +18

    St ides shirt lmfao

  • @ronthunders6124
    @ronthunders6124 6 лет назад +5

    “SHUUUUBWAY SHANWICHES YA KNOW WHA I SAAAAAYIIN”

  • @PegasiProductions
    @PegasiProductions 7 лет назад +12

    Long live Danny Diaz

    • @CountryPup1
      @CountryPup1 6 лет назад

      PegasiProductions DANNY DIAZ

  • @evanpvideos6113
    @evanpvideos6113 5 лет назад +2

    The toilet thing killed me omg

  • @Atribecalledwr3k
    @Atribecalledwr3k 7 лет назад +3

    Went from goodfellas to commissary slips
    Always got back up man everytime I slipped

  • @shinobi7en
    @shinobi7en 8 лет назад +1

    3.59 - 4.07 pure comedy gold from Danny Brown and Lee you couldn't write shit that good lool

  • @CUBANHITSQUAD
    @CUBANHITSQUAD 5 лет назад +3

    Hollywood please cast Danny Brown as Rick James.

  • @luckybyte
    @luckybyte 5 лет назад +2

    I like how he said it was gonna be the best story and to get ready and he forgot what he was even talking about. that was funny

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 5 лет назад +6

    My brother is on a 5 year retreat to find himself

  • @BGynwa
    @BGynwa 5 лет назад

    Joe am frm liverpool england am 38 nw an since watchn u ive noticed that its like am sitting with my boys grown up ....i sold weed frm 8yrs old never robbed a home or snitched just smoked hard lived the bad ass life just busting balls stealing cars... mind fking ppl u know wa am sayn brother .. as u say all day everyday fkn wid ppl..nw watchn u i realise nw that no matter how old or were ur frm us boys r all d same like were frm the same mother anyway what am sayn is its an honour to be alive today to watch u an feel like am sat wid my boys bk in the day ur actually making my life better im bringing up my 5 kids nw dnt ever see any of my boys anymore so watchn u nw is like therapy thanks big joe love ye brother always if u ever land in liverpool get on me

  • @msmith3407
    @msmith3407 5 лет назад +3

    That St Ides sweatshirt is SWEET!

    • @msmith3407
      @msmith3407 5 лет назад

      @Chungus Supreme ™️ I gotta get me one of those. I remember St Ides well from the early 90's.

  • @christopherdepew788
    @christopherdepew788 5 лет назад +1

    Wow, Lee is legit Morty and Jerry both IRL!! Lmao

  • @luisaguilar5343
    @luisaguilar5343 5 лет назад +8

    Lee would end up as that one dude through the bars.

    • @-Always_Right-
      @-Always_Right- 5 лет назад

      ...and not even be unconscious like the guy was in the story lmao

  • @smoothhittazamir9532
    @smoothhittazamir9532 6 лет назад +1

    Me and Joey always laugh at Lee at the same time lol

  • @verzeda
    @verzeda 6 лет назад +4

    "You know what it is about jail?"
    ".....no....."

  • @prodbytutto
    @prodbytutto 4 года назад

    “won’t they get to hang out in the morning” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @d4tsuc800
    @d4tsuc800 5 лет назад +3

    The mics got so scuffed so fast

  • @zakkofficial7045
    @zakkofficial7045 5 лет назад +1

    Bro, living in the moment is such a useful tip keep using it freely everybody

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 5 лет назад +4

    A roller-coaster of anxiety for Lee

  • @SuccessStoryMarketing
    @SuccessStoryMarketing 4 года назад +1

    "You know what it's like in jail"
    Lee: No
    I fucking died

  • @sandor204
    @sandor204 4 года назад +3

    Danny brown.." now we just buy weed for free." Lol...

  • @enalexiis
    @enalexiis 5 лет назад +1

    “Danny- How you in jail” Hahahahahahahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @lildewey5562
    @lildewey5562 6 лет назад +3

    He said “get your recorder ready this is a story that needs to be heard” .. story goes on.. nobody laughs so he plays it off “I don’t even know what I’m talking about”

  • @ChiefKene
    @ChiefKene 6 лет назад +2

    Woahhh Danny brown and Joey Diaz 🍿🍿

  • @peteclemenza1096
    @peteclemenza1096 5 лет назад +3

    Danny was all over the place with them stories lol
    He really is cool dude in real life though

  • @ranselbatista5565
    @ranselbatista5565 2 года назад +1

    I’m Cuban and joey diaz is the crazy Cuban uncle everyone loves , wish he was my uncle

  • @Temptatia
    @Temptatia 7 лет назад +7

    Lee stopped speaking English for 5 seconds

  • @GBartolo
    @GBartolo 3 года назад +2

    Danny is proof that Dave Chapelle's Tyrone Biggums is ON POINT lol

  • @lilizugaming2672
    @lilizugaming2672 4 года назад +4

    I’m convinced lil b was the based god from Oakland

  • @Thecurlyguy
    @Thecurlyguy 2 года назад

    Lee low-key dropping the N-Bomb at 7:03 😂

  • @MikeDurre
    @MikeDurre 6 лет назад +8

    9:55 Lil b the based God??

  • @Bmanreptileland
    @Bmanreptileland 3 года назад

    The eye roll at 7:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @twiztdupsmoke187
    @twiztdupsmoke187 7 лет назад +3

    12:30
    tyrone biggums😂😂

  • @D1987Gd
    @D1987Gd 6 лет назад +1

    This story needs to be told...
    Wait ....what was I talking about. ..😂😂😂
    High as Giraffe's ears! !

  • @devonthomas303
    @devonthomas303 6 лет назад +4

    Ppl gone think I'm trippin but watch out for Snohomish county....

    • @riffraff1880
      @riffraff1880 5 лет назад

      Kristy Thomas 😂. Why snohomish in wa?

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 2 года назад

    Lol the star of death edible really got Danny completely forgetting a story starting out with "this was the worst thing that happened to me in county" 🤣