Joey Diaz Borrows A Car and It Catches Fire

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @frama5607
    @frama5607 4 года назад +751

    Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.

    • @marvin4454
      @marvin4454 4 года назад +74

      Being from jersey adds a extra layer of funny bc I meet a lot of oldheads like him with crazy stories

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 4 года назад +19

      South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.

    • @njemergencychaser5508
      @njemergencychaser5508 4 года назад +13

      Bergen and Hudson county have a hell of a lot of crazy shit going on

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 4 года назад +5

      @@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.

    • @Zagari78
      @Zagari78 3 года назад +9

      I grew up near the spot he was working for. As a matter of fact that guy still in business. I should ask if he remembers him lol

  • @icarusablaze1831
    @icarusablaze1831 4 года назад +1132

    Uncle Joey destroying cars out here like a GTA character.

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 года назад +41

      With all his stories, he easily could be a character in the next GTA.

    • @brsvideos8143
      @brsvideos8143 4 года назад +15

      The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.

    • @chiscoflg
      @chiscoflg 4 года назад +4

      Gta joey diaz stories

    • @icarusablaze1831
      @icarusablaze1831 4 года назад +12

      @@chiscoflg The Ballad of Boulder County

    • @NukaCola514
      @NukaCola514 4 года назад +5

      @@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell

  • @nicknoss5341
    @nicknoss5341 2 года назад +304

    Saying he just grabbed his suitcase and walked away and heard a boom 10 minutes later was the funniest shit

    • @Brizius
      @Brizius 2 года назад +4

      I would pay to understand more of what he’s saying Joey!

    • @anywhere258
      @anywhere258 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Brizius did you ever figure out more of what he is saying?

    • @switchyon4196
      @switchyon4196 2 месяца назад

      @@Briziusdid u ever figure out what Joey Diaz is saying

    • @Brizius
      @Brizius 2 месяца назад

      @@switchyon4196 not entirely, you?

  • @16Hodges
    @16Hodges 4 года назад +114

    "His name was Bo boo, bah bah, ba, something like that" 😂💀

  • @spliffsenseiroejogan9380
    @spliffsenseiroejogan9380 4 года назад +261

    Joey “Man it’s gettin hot in here🧐🥵” Diaz

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 4 года назад +107

    I just have a visual of him walking away from the car as it’s exploding without a care in the world 🤣🤣

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 4 года назад +131

    I swear I almost died when he said he was hitting the gas so hard that it ripped the back of the van off 🤣🤣 it’s so over the fucking top

    • @Dimethyltripping
      @Dimethyltripping 3 года назад +8

      ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂
      would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 2 года назад +2

      We’ve all been there. Back of the vans bumper gets caught in a power line. You gun it and it ripped the back of the van off.

    • @emacias1473
      @emacias1473 2 года назад +1

      @@angelgjr1999 Ukrainian Gutierrez that's weird

  • @RoxyReyes
    @RoxyReyes 4 года назад +526

    Lmao Joey talking in Spanish sounds like a telenovela actor.

    • @Snaffle
      @Snaffle 4 года назад +17

      That was the impression.

    • @robaskins5916
      @robaskins5916 4 года назад +3

      Right!🤣, I love watching these shows.. it's nice that you leave nice comments. 🥂

    • @RoxyReyes
      @RoxyReyes 4 года назад +19

      @@Snaffle ok you don't have to be so sarcastic 🙄

    • @RoxyReyes
      @RoxyReyes 4 года назад +3

      @@robaskins5916 thanks have a nice day 😊

    • @MrJintensive
      @MrJintensive 4 года назад +5

      I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.

  • @brett3429
    @brett3429 Год назад +20

    This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!

  • @LowTempDabr
    @LowTempDabr 4 года назад +68

    Love a 4am upload

    • @CRCBuildingCo
      @CRCBuildingCo 4 года назад +1

      Tony Parrales ayo for yayo

    • @dealt
      @dealt 4 года назад +7

      For all the soljahs and doctahs

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 3 года назад +1

      It's 2am

  • @justinwatson6932
    @justinwatson6932 4 года назад +270

    Golly I smoked way too much herb to even be able to handle Joey's stories! He is legit hilarious

    • @markl5998
      @markl5998 3 года назад +11

      You getting way too high is better than you getting way too drunk or drugged out. You made the right choice

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 года назад +17

      Golly lmao

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 3 года назад +4

      Faded bruh lmao stay faded keep going

    • @benschweiger1671
      @benschweiger1671 3 года назад +2

      ugh same i'm on another planet right now i've never laughed this hard in my life

    • @bravecraftuniverse3857
      @bravecraftuniverse3857 3 года назад +2

      You comment like an undercover cop

  • @mikelong3460
    @mikelong3460 4 года назад +83

    I used to live in the rocketship in that park -Joey Diaz.

    • @nunyah_4364
      @nunyah_4364 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Uiga513
      @Uiga513 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 what video is that from?

  • @ilreideimostri
    @ilreideimostri 2 года назад +89

    "That's why I dont buy a Cadillac. That's why I dont buy BMW. Cause I light cars on fiya." The man is an absolute philosopher 😂

    • @Kazokaslt
      @Kazokaslt 11 месяцев назад +3

      Cuban Aristotle 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blueG37_
    @blueG37_ 4 года назад +83

    This needs to be animated 😂

  • @killerwhale2419
    @killerwhale2419 4 года назад +1223

    Nothing better then Joey full naming people and in the same breathe talking about how they’re coke heads lol

    • @tashriquekarriem8865
      @tashriquekarriem8865 4 года назад +28

      Joey me, too’d the cars

    • @williamgill5286
      @williamgill5286 4 года назад +11

      What are you implying

    • @spirituallifeswami5116
      @spirituallifeswami5116 3 года назад +30

      Also how he says their name and say how he used to steal from them and get over lmao

    • @CanPen92
      @CanPen92 2 года назад +30

      Even better when he tells stories like that and he says, “between you and I dawg.” 😂😂

    • @dookierubber3345
      @dookierubber3345 2 года назад +6

      Rap snitches, tellin all they business

  • @nikkifitch5882
    @nikkifitch5882 4 года назад +92

    Uncle Joey’s laugh is just tremendous!

    • @johannes8346
      @johannes8346 2 года назад

      Yeah sounds like a suffocating pig with bronchitis and asthma haha😂

    • @adamdalla485
      @adamdalla485 11 месяцев назад

      Sounds like Bowser from the Super Mario Bros show

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 4 года назад +465

    All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.

    • @peterquinn2997
      @peterquinn2997 3 года назад +13

      😂 brilliant

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 года назад +12

      If you can't get a job its because you have no skills

    • @cue1806
      @cue1806 3 года назад +54

      @@ericvega3597 there’s always one

    • @UraSausauge
      @UraSausauge 3 года назад +17

      @@ericvega3597 like you

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 года назад +5

      @@cue1806 one that won't go along with your sob stories and self pity

  • @ca8281
    @ca8281 4 года назад +26

    @4:53 Do you still drive like you used to drive?
    Lee mutters "Yes" Lmao

  • @MrLilram123
    @MrLilram123 4 года назад +375

    Joey isn't the problem, the cars were all trash.

    • @theorigionaldrew
      @theorigionaldrew 4 года назад +43

      Yeah all 57 of them.

    • @KyLesCaster
      @KyLesCaster 4 года назад +13

      That 80s quality control.

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 года назад +9

      @@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.

    • @UraSausauge
      @UraSausauge 3 года назад

      @@why3011 its a joke

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 года назад

      @@UraSausauge ...

  • @sarahemikula
    @sarahemikula 3 года назад +34

    Diaz and Josh Wolf have such hilarious wheeze-worthy laughs 👏😂

  • @polico4417
    @polico4417 3 года назад +20

    “I used to live in that rocket ship in that park” 6:50 🤣🤣

    • @JL-ip3sf
      @JL-ip3sf 3 года назад +2

      Best part lol

  • @michaelmartin9382
    @michaelmartin9382 4 года назад +65

    My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 года назад +2

      Brutal

  • @robaskins5916
    @robaskins5916 4 года назад +18

    I'm fucking dying right now, Mr. Joey thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother...

  • @joeyflowsta3207
    @joeyflowsta3207 2 года назад +8

    “Diaz where are ya!?”😂😂😂

  • @hometownhero334
    @hometownhero334 3 года назад +9

    When he said I put that car through commando tactics 😂💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @scubawithatuba
    @scubawithatuba 4 года назад +14

    He has endless stories that have so much comedy gold! Lol

  • @kombijr
    @kombijr 4 года назад +47

    I feel like if Coco Diaz would borrow a bowl of cereal it’d also catch fire and if you ask him why, “I DONT KNOW NUTHIN’”

  • @blitzkrieg459
    @blitzkrieg459 4 года назад +9

    Commando tactics 😂😂😂 I was hollering in my car when I heard that.

  • @hbcaleb6752
    @hbcaleb6752 4 года назад +44

    8:55 my grandparents tea kettle aint even that loud!

  • @CoryXboxYT
    @CoryXboxYT Год назад +11

    I’ve never laughed so hard that my collarbones were hurting 😂😂😂

  • @lawx2630
    @lawx2630 4 года назад +150

    i just want to know who would dislike a joey diaz video and why

    • @coreytrevor1920
      @coreytrevor1920 4 года назад +54

      owners of the dealerships

    • @McMintyMP
      @McMintyMP 4 года назад +8

      because he's a pathological liar. None of these stories happened.

    • @bloveless79
      @bloveless79 4 года назад +8

      He’s good at exaggeration.

    • @walter1893
      @walter1893 4 года назад +35

      @@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.

    • @TheTruth255
      @TheTruth255 4 года назад +18

      Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.

  • @WD40318
    @WD40318 4 года назад +15

    His laugh is what the tires sounded like 😂😂

    • @WD40318
      @WD40318 4 года назад +2

      ****8:55****

  • @sanansa4567
    @sanansa4567 3 года назад +5

    "You told me to go to Newark". Anything is possible when you go to Newark...LOL.

  • @passenger-rider
    @passenger-rider 3 года назад +10

    Damn I miss the old times when Joey lived in LA and had his guests on the show. You can't write this shit, it's on an another level.

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING 2 года назад +5

    There is literally nothing better than listening to Joey Diaz while high.

  • @bradbiggs4283
    @bradbiggs4283 2 года назад +3

    I have laughed so many times at this clip... I always come back to it.

  • @youtubeuniversity6589
    @youtubeuniversity6589 4 года назад +2

    Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love

  • @cozmo562
    @cozmo562 2 года назад +6

    Joey’s laugh alone can cure my depression

  • @mattclayborne6985
    @mattclayborne6985 2 года назад +7

    This clip is GOAT 🐐 for me! No matter what I’m feeling, this story makes me die laughing 😂 thxs uncle Joey! 😂😂👍🏾

  • @scrxshtrxsh
    @scrxshtrxsh 3 месяца назад +2

    bro i was killin dealerships…
    KILLIN dealerships…
    KILLIN dealerships! ☠️😂😂😂😂

  • @moneyraylucas7161
    @moneyraylucas7161 4 года назад +12

    6:33 1st ever laugh that sounds legit like a Wolf Howling..... Josh Wolf???

  • @JohnLandTaylor
    @JohnLandTaylor 4 года назад +4

    Happy Sunday Church!

  • @Manny-iw5ql
    @Manny-iw5ql 2 года назад +4

    Uncle Joey does the car noises perfectly 🤣

  • @Trill_I_Am
    @Trill_I_Am 4 года назад +3

    This guy have classic funny stories

  • @NiccoloMachiavelliii
    @NiccoloMachiavelliii 4 года назад +14

    I busted a gut in this video! 😂😂

  • @spliffsenseiroejogan9380
    @spliffsenseiroejogan9380 4 года назад +6

    😂😂😂😂 nah great way to start my morning have a bless day everybody

  • @mr.Swartz
    @mr.Swartz 4 года назад +8

    I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.

  • @singvang1247
    @singvang1247 4 года назад +35

    I don't care what the subject matter is....if Uncle Joey is telling the story, I'm gonna listen and laugh my ass off.

    • @YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
      @YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames Год назад +1

      Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over RUclips. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 4 года назад +7

    God I love this story

    • @moneyraylucas7161
      @moneyraylucas7161 4 года назад +1

      haha I know I've rewatched this over 20 times lol

  • @KushSmokinJack
    @KushSmokinJack Год назад +2

    It's 1 28am...lemme try fall sleep hearing how Joey managed to fuck this up 🤣🤣

  • @eelectricsnake5797
    @eelectricsnake5797 2 года назад +9

    They need to make a Joey Diaz autobiography movie

  • @klizzard5166
    @klizzard5166 4 года назад +18

    Joey "I walk away from my exploding car without looking back" Diaz

  • @sebastiancroft3759
    @sebastiancroft3759 4 года назад +27

    Christ I pissed myself listening to this! Tremendous! 🤣

    • @sebastiancroft3759
      @sebastiancroft3759 4 года назад +1

      @@viracocha elaborate and then we'll discuss!

    • @erikrodriguez1609
      @erikrodriguez1609 4 года назад +1

      @Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch

    • @JaymanNVK
      @JaymanNVK 2 года назад +1

      @@viracocha who the fuq cares

  • @thepresident8252
    @thepresident8252 4 года назад +6

    "Diaz! where are ya? Diaz where are ya........"

  • @papidan87
    @papidan87 4 года назад +7

    DIAZ DIAZ WHERE ARE YOU!!😂🤣😭

  • @Dirtyjoe_13
    @Dirtyjoe_13 Год назад +9

    Imagine seeing Joey on a car dealer commercial 😂😂😂

  • @ghettoblaster392
    @ghettoblaster392 18 дней назад

    “The steel beams” 😂😂 love it!!

  • @travisbond635
    @travisbond635 4 года назад +7

    I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 3 месяца назад

    Joey always makes me laugh. I love watching him while high, his wheezing laugh always gets me. Lmao 🤣

  • @gwyn8590
    @gwyn8590 3 года назад +1

    “Diaz Diaz Diaz Where Tf U At?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gnarlyshark42
    @gnarlyshark42 6 месяцев назад +2

    I watch this clip so often

  • @alancantu2557
    @alancantu2557 4 года назад

    Another tremendous story to make my night

  • @guccidan719
    @guccidan719 7 месяцев назад

    11:46 i love Lee here in the background😂😂😂😂 dude doesnt even hesitate "millions"😭😭

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater 4 года назад +2

    6:22 Lol I think I'd lose my mind to Uncle Joey raging while stuck in the snow.

  • @toe._.truckk
    @toe._.truckk 4 года назад +13

    4:16 he starts telling himself to tell a story

    • @JaymanNVK
      @JaymanNVK 2 года назад

      Genius segway between stories lol

  • @RetroX-uu6cq
    @RetroX-uu6cq 4 года назад +3

    I haven't laughed like that in... Since the last video.. love Uncle Joey.

  • @michaelcarey8153
    @michaelcarey8153 4 года назад +4

    I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jethrotroll5442
    @jethrotroll5442 5 месяцев назад +1

    Only Diaz can talk about the most heinous, messed up shit and have the entire audience laughing with him. He's a legend.

  • @jaredmehrlich6683
    @jaredmehrlich6683 4 года назад +5

    6:51 "I used to live in that rocket ship"

  • @thenickseditious
    @thenickseditious 4 года назад +2

    This episode of the church is my latest favorite non stop laughs

  • @Ham-pb7pb
    @Ham-pb7pb 4 года назад +6

    8:55 That's the sound the car made.

  • @TheMirotame
    @TheMirotame 2 года назад +2

    I would pay to see that commercial!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @nigelrichardson4327
    @nigelrichardson4327 4 года назад +1

    Joey is one of the best! Hands. Down.

  • @kaian8418
    @kaian8418 4 года назад +11

    This episode was the funniest shit I've ever heard 😅

  • @thedemon9692
    @thedemon9692 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is one of the funniest stories 😂

  • @flesruoYkcuFoGuoY
    @flesruoYkcuFoGuoY 4 года назад +6

    me, reading the title of the video:
    "of course he did and of course it does."

  • @KashMunni120
    @KashMunni120 4 года назад +4

    thanks for that laugh medicine, uncle joey

  • @fatsamurai9492
    @fatsamurai9492 4 года назад +1

    Always got a story to tell

  • @juanhertsensmarques9796
    @juanhertsensmarques9796 4 года назад +7

    Someone needs to find that advertisement!

    • @dwade6322
      @dwade6322 4 года назад +2

      Holy crap ! Yes please find it !! Comedy Gold i bet !!!

  • @CJ-wr1of
    @CJ-wr1of 4 года назад +2

    on the side of the road car running hot and laughing with uncle Joey. tremendous

  • @mariogonzalez1761
    @mariogonzalez1761 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey your stories are the best Hahaha

  • @monacoathlete2755
    @monacoathlete2755 4 года назад

    Joey got da best stories! 😄😄😄

  • @tracemiller1519
    @tracemiller1519 9 месяцев назад

    Uncle Joey never fails to make me laugh even on a bad day😂

  • @240Sil
    @240Sil 4 года назад +5

    Hahaha ... The thumbnail to this one is tremendous. Pinche Uncle Joey....

  • @ls6mbkr111
    @ls6mbkr111 4 года назад +4

    Blowin up cars like a doctah!!!!!!!!

  • @luisperez8677
    @luisperez8677 4 года назад +2

    How hasn’t this hit million views 😩🤣🤣

  • @Rufus345
    @Rufus345 3 месяца назад +1

    If Joey Diaz ever makes a movie about his life, this scene should be the first scene in the trailer.

  • @fermageehamilton1402
    @fermageehamilton1402 4 месяца назад +1

    Joey Diaz kills me! I just love him….hahahahaha

  • @boogiedownnyc
    @boogiedownnyc 4 года назад +2

    Lmfao, Joey Diaz is something else

  • @al_wax
    @al_wax 4 года назад +1

    Best episode in a while. It's always "OH SHIT" when I see Josh on the podcast.

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 11 месяцев назад

    The greatest storyteller of all time

  • @wavyamar
    @wavyamar 7 месяцев назад

    4am and i am in tears 😂

  • @dwade6322
    @dwade6322 4 года назад +2

    This is fukin GOLD !!!!!!

  • @yanalicious87
    @yanalicious87 Год назад +1

    I love these ❤

  • @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips
    @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips 4 года назад

    Hahaha Lee straight kills it with the titles

  • @rickylozada7994
    @rickylozada7994 5 месяцев назад

    Legit cried from laughing 😂😂

  • @inzo313
    @inzo313 4 года назад +1

    The Thumbnail pic and the title already had me laughing before I even clicked the video

  • @saxogrammaticus3917
    @saxogrammaticus3917 2 года назад +2

    Someone, for the love of god....pull some strings to make a Joey's tv series....I beg you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mcwoo2598
    @mcwoo2598 2 месяца назад

    You know the story is funny when Joey Diaz can’t even make it through without cracking up😂

  • @onone9149
    @onone9149 2 года назад

    Love these funny moments with uncle joey🙂