Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.
South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.
@@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.
The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.
@@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell
ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂 would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story
This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!
I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.
All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.
@@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.
My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.
@@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.
Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.
Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love
Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over RUclips. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.
@Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch
I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.
I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.
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Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.
Being from jersey adds a extra layer of funny bc I meet a lot of oldheads like him with crazy stories
South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.
Bergen and Hudson county have a hell of a lot of crazy shit going on
@@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.
I grew up near the spot he was working for. As a matter of fact that guy still in business. I should ask if he remembers him lol
Saying he just grabbed his suitcase and walked away and heard a boom 10 minutes later was the funniest shit
I would pay to understand more of what he’s saying Joey!
@Brizius did you ever figure out more of what he is saying?
@@Briziusdid u ever figure out what Joey Diaz is saying
@@switchyon4196 not entirely, you?
Uncle Joey destroying cars out here like a GTA character.
With all his stories, he easily could be a character in the next GTA.
The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.
Gta joey diaz stories
@@chiscoflg The Ballad of Boulder County
@@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell
"His name was Bo boo, bah bah, ba, something like that" 😂💀
I swear I almost died when he said he was hitting the gas so hard that it ripped the back of the van off 🤣🤣 it’s so over the fucking top
ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂
would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story
We’ve all been there. Back of the vans bumper gets caught in a power line. You gun it and it ripped the back of the van off.
@@angelgjr1999 Ukrainian Gutierrez that's weird
This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!
I just have a visual of him walking away from the car as it’s exploding without a care in the world 🤣🤣
"That's why I dont buy a Cadillac. That's why I dont buy BMW. Cause I light cars on fiya." The man is an absolute philosopher 😂
Cuban Aristotle 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao Joey talking in Spanish sounds like a telenovela actor.
That was the impression.
Right!🤣, I love watching these shows.. it's nice that you leave nice comments. 🥂
@@Snaffle ok you don't have to be so sarcastic 🙄
@@robaskins5916 thanks have a nice day 😊
I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.
Golly I smoked way too much herb to even be able to handle Joey's stories! He is legit hilarious
You getting way too high is better than you getting way too drunk or drugged out. You made the right choice
Golly lmao
Faded bruh lmao stay faded keep going
ugh same i'm on another planet right now i've never laughed this hard in my life
You comment like an undercover cop
Joey “Man it’s gettin hot in here🧐🥵” Diaz
💀
😹😹
Underrated comment right here
All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.
😂 brilliant
If you can't get a job its because you have no skills
@@ericvega3597 there’s always one
@@ericvega3597 like you
@@cue1806 one that won't go along with your sob stories and self pity
This needs to be animated 😂
Love a 4am upload
Tony Parrales ayo for yayo
For all the soljahs and doctahs
It's 2am
Joey isn't the problem, the cars were all trash.
Yeah all 57 of them.
That 80s quality control.
@@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.
@@why3011 its a joke
@@UraSausauge ...
Uncle Joey’s laugh is just tremendous!
Yeah sounds like a suffocating pig with bronchitis and asthma haha😂
Sounds like Bowser from the Super Mario Bros show
I used to live in the rocketship in that park -Joey Diaz.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 what video is that from?
I'm fucking dying right now, Mr. Joey thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother...
“I used to live in that rocket ship in that park” 6:50 🤣🤣
Best part lol
Nothing better then Joey full naming people and in the same breathe talking about how they’re coke heads lol
Joey me, too’d the cars
What are you implying
Also how he says their name and say how he used to steal from them and get over lmao
Even better when he tells stories like that and he says, “between you and I dawg.” 😂😂
Rap snitches, tellin all they business
Diaz and Josh Wolf have such hilarious wheeze-worthy laughs 👏😂
My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.
Brutal
I feel like if Coco Diaz would borrow a bowl of cereal it’d also catch fire and if you ask him why, “I DONT KNOW NUTHIN’”
“Diaz where are ya!?”😂😂😂
@4:53 Do you still drive like you used to drive?
Lee mutters "Yes" Lmao
When he said I put that car through commando tactics 😂💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
There is literally nothing better than listening to Joey Diaz while high.
Commando tactics 😂😂😂 I was hollering in my car when I heard that.
i just want to know who would dislike a joey diaz video and why
owners of the dealerships
because he's a pathological liar. None of these stories happened.
He’s good at exaggeration.
@@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.
Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.
He has endless stories that have so much comedy gold! Lol
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This clip is GOAT 🐐 for me! No matter what I’m feeling, this story makes me die laughing 😂 thxs uncle Joey! 😂😂👍🏾
I’ve never laughed so hard that my collarbones were hurting 😂😂😂
Only Diaz can talk about the most heinous, messed up shit and have the entire audience laughing with him. He's a legend.
His laugh is what the tires sounded like 😂😂
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Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love
8:55 my grandparents tea kettle aint even that loud!
A pig
Wtf 😂😂😂💀
Nazgul
Joey’s laugh alone can cure my depression
Damn I miss the old times when Joey lived in LA and had his guests on the show. You can't write this shit, it's on an another level.
😂😂😂😂 nah great way to start my morning have a bless day everybody
I have laughed so many times at this clip... I always come back to it.
"You told me to go to Newark". Anything is possible when you go to Newark...LOL.
I don't care what the subject matter is....if Uncle Joey is telling the story, I'm gonna listen and laugh my ass off.
Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over RUclips. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.
Imagine seeing Joey on a car dealer commercial 😂😂😂
I busted a gut in this video! 😂😂
11:46 i love Lee here in the background😂😂😂😂 dude doesnt even hesitate "millions"😭😭
Christ I pissed myself listening to this! Tremendous! 🤣
@@viracocha elaborate and then we'll discuss!
@Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch
@@viracocha who the fuq cares
They need to make a Joey Diaz autobiography movie
"Diaz! where are ya? Diaz where are ya........"
Joey "I walk away from my exploding car without looking back" Diaz
bro i was killin dealerships…
KILLIN dealerships…
KILLIN dealerships! ☠️😂😂😂😂
DIAZ DIAZ WHERE ARE YOU!!😂🤣😭
I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.
It's 1 28am...lemme try fall sleep hearing how Joey managed to fuck this up 🤣🤣
This is one of the funniest stories 😂
Beinvenidos!! 😂😂
Uncle Joey does the car noises perfectly 🤣
God I love this story
haha I know I've rewatched this over 20 times lol
Happy Sunday Church!
You know the story is funny when Joey Diaz can’t even make it through without cracking up😂
I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.
I would pay to see that commercial!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Joey always makes me laugh. I love watching him while high, his wheezing laugh always gets me. Lmao 🤣
If Joey Diaz ever makes a movie about his life, this scene should be the first scene in the trailer.
I watch this clip so often
4:16 he starts telling himself to tell a story
Genius segway between stories lol
6:33 1st ever laugh that sounds legit like a Wolf Howling..... Josh Wolf???
“The steel beams” 😂😂 love it!!
This episode was the funniest shit I've ever heard 😅
This guy have classic funny stories
8:55 That's the sound the car made.
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah the second stiry was definitely cap lmaoo
I haven't laughed like that in... Since the last video.. love Uncle Joey.
me, reading the title of the video:
"of course he did and of course it does."
6:22 Lol I think I'd lose my mind to Uncle Joey raging while stuck in the snow.
“Diaz Diaz Diaz Where Tf U At?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another tremendous story to make my night
How hasn’t this hit million views 😩🤣🤣
Blowin up cars like a doctah!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to find that advertisement!
Holy crap ! Yes please find it !! Comedy Gold i bet !!!
This episode of the church is my latest favorite non stop laughs
Uncle Joey never fails to make me laugh even on a bad day😂
6:51 "I used to live in that rocket ship"
This might be the funniest joey video I’ve seen 😂
thanks for that laugh medicine, uncle joey
Hahaha ... The thumbnail to this one is tremendous. Pinche Uncle Joey....
Joey is one of the best! Hands. Down.
Joey Diaz kills me! I just love him….hahahahaha
Coco always leaves the cars in tip top magoo!
Hahaha Lee straight kills it with the titles
Best episode in a while. It's always "OH SHIT" when I see Josh on the podcast.
Someone, for the love of god....pull some strings to make a Joey's tv series....I beg you 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao, Joey Diaz is something else
When Joey said he was homeless at the park they all got quiet. They know when Joey says something really tragic ,but jokes about it. Some good people.
Uncle Joey your stories are the best Hahaha
The Thumbnail pic and the title already had me laughing before I even clicked the video
Joey got da best stories! 😄😄😄
The greatest storyteller of all time
I wanna spent a entire day with this guy man i know my cheeks would be hurting from smiling so much
Always got a story to tell
Legit cried from laughing 😂😂