Primitive Man - Caustic ALBUM REVIEW
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Doom metal trio Primitive Man returns with one of the most nihilistic albums in the genre. For anyone who enjoys some pain with their pleasure.
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FAV TRACKS: MY WILL, COMMERCE, TEPID, SUGAR HOLE, THE WEIGHT, DISFIGURED
LEAST FAV TRACK: INVEVITIBLE
PRIMITIVE MAN - CAUSTIC / 2017 / RELAPSE / SLUDGE METAL, BLACKENED DOOM METAL, NOISE
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Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
I wonder what his wife thinks when she comes in and anthony is just growling along to this type of music while foaming at the mouth and repeating 'fuck fader'
"I'm the luckiest woman on the planet" probably.
I hate your profile pic. Sorry.
JUSES CHIRST you genuinely caused laughter with first readings of said comment. Thank you
I would like to believe Anthony doesn't think about Fader any longer than the time it took him to address the issues their bullshit caused him. He is definitely above it, being that they're just an irrelevant parasite hoping to keep themselves alive by attaching themselves to his success in the only way they knew how.
straight up this is one of the heaviest albums ever made
Try out the album he has in the back Dopethrone by Electric Wizard. That I would say has some of the heaviest and slowest doom in existence.
Dopethrone is incredible but I think Come my fanatics is heavier ;)
Periodt
@@christiandervishi good album but have u actually listened to caustic
@@christiandervishi lol comparing that gay album to this is cringe
More metal reviews melon
For that we need more metal for him to review. Established metal bands tend to release less frequently than established pop and hip hop artists. Plus the necessity for lots of expensive equipment, and studio time for all the instruments sets a higher barrier for entry which means less new metal bands releasing material compared with new pop and hip hop artists who have the totally viable and accepted option of creating tracks with pc software and recording vocals with a mic in a closet.
Absolute Terror
There's been tons of great metal albuns this year. For some reason he didn't review the new one from Artificial Brain and that shit is better than the previous one he reviewed.
Melon seems to not review lots of the crazy good prog and djent albums that come out (shokran, monuments, northlane, architects, earthist, ect). Its all good though cause melon is more of a Hardcore/Doom/Thrash Metal Boi
@@martyjehovah) :
Do more heavy stuff like this you melon
Review saying, “Good thanks” in response to “what’s up”
Erin P I think that's a light 2. But that's just me
Erin P I have this exact exchange with a coworker when I see them and never know how to respond
melons wearing a nails shirt to build street cred
Kevin Purcell street melon
If he wants to build street cred he should wear a Lil Pump shirt.
It's too bad he wishes it was a One Direction shirt
I'd tell you what I thought of the album if it didn't cave my skull in
Every adjective used in this review hits the nail right on the head. I loved this record
pun intended?
This album is shockingly heavy. Crazy record
The Great Magnet why are u actually talking about the album what the fuck is wrong with u
I was hyped by the singles but then I saw the album length
Try out shit like Revenge. The heavy rabbithole goes deep.
First time I listened to this, my head started hurting (in a good way) by Tepid. This is brutal
Bringer of Death bruh I said that dumb shit two years ago lol
Ｓ Ｏ Ｕ Ｒ Ｇ Ｕ Ｉ Ｔ Ａ Ｒ Ｃ Ｈ Ｏ Ｒ Ｄ Ｓ
To me, Sunn O records feel cartoonish-like everyone is wearing a black velvet cape. Primitive Man feels like 100% authentic anguish-exquisitely played. It’s the kind of niche art that should be supported- perhaps subsidized by govt institutions like the NEA.
Primitive man is what all black metal bands want to be
"The guitar tone is abusive, the vocals are hellish." Love your descriptions of metal music. More pls.
Next Primitive Man album's gonna be a branding iron in a vinyl sleeve.
It took about 4 years but finally we agree again.
Man, I hear that. Definitely a masochistic relationship...
YAY YOU ACTUALLY REVIEWED THIS ALBUM YOU PRIMITIVE MELON
speaking of heavy, that Nails shirt
Im happy with this review. TRAN
sexual playmate?
SITION. I happy too
Lean is fucking gay.
Lean does kinda suck. Basically you're paying 5 to 10 times as much money for a lower quality high that has all the same health and legal risks of other opioids. If you drink lean regularly you're either a sucker getting ripped off because you wanna look cool, or you're an addict in denial that drinking addictive opioids is somehow less risky than taking pills or snorting powder.
Just be a heroin addict like me! No needles tho
that was the best ___thony, ____tano intro in years
ReviewsOfTime Russian Hacking was better
RageDMX47 Which review is that
Mike Tython I'm going to be honest: I don't remember. It might have been late last year or early this year. There is one older than that one where he had an opener that was to the effect of "banana sundae".
Bananthony Mango here
P//M are the homies. Im glad you enjoyed this record and the live show. Hearing it in person is like being baptized in hatred
Saw these guys last weekend in Sacramento. Opened for Full of Hell, Fit For An Autopsy and Acacia Strain. What a fuckin show it was
I feel your reviews on metal are the best. You are damn good at selling me a album to listen to
That Electric Wizard album in the background 👀
Doom metal classic.
I loved this album. The overall ‘burning house in a frozen desert left only with your own destitution til slow death’ vibe has literally helped me along with feelings of grief, heartbreak, loneliness, and various forms of excitement. Love these guys.
Dopethrone!
FUUUUUUUUNERAAAAAAAALOPOLIIIS
Handsome Devil08 I actually just bought that record
you're all hopeless
@@MrHamtits NoNoNoNoNO!!!
...NO!!
You summed this album up perfectly, it is fucking awesome and totally punishing, yet whilst being very long it's also not an arduous listen like a lot of >60 minute albums.
There are also some GREAT riffs buried in there, like the intro to Victim.
I love how Anthony describes vicious brutal metal.
Among the highest liked comments (possibly the highest, based on my scrolling). With one reply. And not a meme. I believe I deserve an award.
I love how he has a very descriptive vocabulary tailored to each of the various styles of music he talks about most frequently. Even if it's not a style you're very familiar with, his descriptions make intuitive sense and help you get an idea if you want to take the leap and give something new a shot.
I now want to thumb you down, just because.
Ufortunately your award is gulag fash
Why Do I Keep Replaying The First 5 Seconds Of This Video
Review new bell witch Please, thanks melon.
Love that album
10: 0
9: 5 (Mouth Moods, Common As Light And Love Are Red Valleys Of Blood, A Crow Looked At Me, Pure Comedy, Saturation)
8: 41
DAMN.: 42
6: 37
5: 28
4: 9
3: 4
2: 3 (Narkopop, Teenage Emotions, 17)
1: 0
No Score: 25
Not Good: 5 (HNDRXX, Memories... Do Not Open, One More Light, Come Over When You're Sober, Pt. 1, I'm Brain, )
Meme reviews: 3 (Pink Season, Shine, Ether)
Pac I think TPAB got a 10 tho
theo martinez 3 albums have gotten a 10 throughout Anthony's career: Death Grips-The Money Store, Kendrick Lamar-To Pimp A Butterfly, and Swans-To Be Kind. This comment is 2017's statistics, so that's why there are 0 10s.
DatNikoDude It got a meme review.
Lol dude chill, as SuperLuigi22 said, is a 2017's statistics. I'm clearly aware TPAB got a 10
There was another one. Anthony gave the Sun O))) album Monoliths & Dimensions a 10 back in 2009, but he had to delete it for copyright reasons.
Wonder if we'll ever get another 10 out of 10 album
That Guy you fool. The melon gave Kendrick a 7 do you really expect a 10?
DAN THE MAN Melon also gave Kendrick a 10...
Wrath of Vaughn darn. Now I'm the fool.
New Death Grips album coming out this year boy.
We just got one though he gave lil pump a 10 and DAMN. a NOT GOOD smh keep up
In this Antony Fantano's classic "Caustic Album Review" we find an Anthony who is excited and stimulated by the visceral and robust feelings of despair that the album provides him. Making him appeared surprised yet delighted by the power of the record at hand. His voice is punching through the sentences almost as if he wants to allow the viewer to feel what he experienced in a very textured way. Something that to my surprise was the complete opposite of what i expected, in this Review Anthony seems to not change the direction of his reviews to instead fully commit to his characteristic style. His words seem more descriptive and layered. He refrains to old encounters with the band at hand to give context to his opinions and constantly uses unusual yet accurate adjectives. 1/10
If you like this review Bell Witch's new album Mirror Reaper
"I also caught the band live at a bar, by the train tracks". Sounds like Cherry Street Station in Wallingford.
Thank you for finally articulating the reason I like extreme music. I always struggle to express the feeling it gives me when people ask how I listen to stuff like this
Primitive Man
Take me by the hand lead me to the land
That you understand...
Dude.. You review every music ever made! Would've never thought to see this in my suggestions from a relatively unknown underground band.
Melon, please do the right thing and review Bell Witch’s Mirror Reaper
I have to admit I had to split this record in 2 parts because it was just too heavy for me. i was scared I would die
how am i just finding this? and only after i was looking up vermin womb?
One of the most articulate and accurate reviews I've ever heard for metal album.
review The Shadow the hedgehog game sound track
Jonathan Jones NO BECAUSE I WANT ANOTHER 10
He already did it. He gave it a 2/10.
I AM IM ALL OF ME! That song goes hard
Great review!
Would love to see a review of the new BELL WITCH!
"A Crowbar or a pipe wrench"
We have a Bioshock and Half Life fan here guys. Maybe System Shock too.
I seriously thought that my computer went to hell at 1:20, damn you Antony
Hey Anthony, could you take a turn on 'Trivium - The Sin And The Sentence' next please?
Anthony are you gonna sue The Fader for fading you out of existence?
Yeah you're probably right, if he tries to they'll just bring out the skeletons in his closet, including that poor black lady he keeps as a pet
Thank you for pointing out the drone element of it. This album makes me feel like I'm being swallowed into a cosmic void smashing into asteroids falling deeper into total abyss with no chance of survival
This album is dank. Melons taste in metal redeems him slightly (but only slightly)
Good morning
Good night.
Lazarus23 Don't be islamophobic
just saw these guys a week ago at a dive bar. kick drum feels like youre being booted in the chest repeatedly. insane
One of the better reviews you’ve put out recently in my opinion. Appreciate ya!
im genuinely surprised inevitable was the least favorite, disfigured and inevitable are like a one-two KNOCKOUT punch that finishes off the album and absolutes is the break you get for recovery
Skudd Butt I love those tracks. I hope they play Inevitable on tour.
After listening to Sunn 0))), Eagle Twin, Black Tongue, Kahnate, and Ghost Bath, I thought I had heard all of the heaviest bands metal had to offer... but as far as heaviness goes, Primitive Man is by far the heaviest thing I've ever heard. It's like having a heart attack for 70 minutes straight, you can't move, time accelerates at an alarming rate, and you completely lose yourself in it. Caustic felt as though there was no journey to be had, no feeling of progress, no feeling of accomplishment after listening to it. Just you, alone in a dark room, wondering why it doesn't stop. Each song feels like you are being shown a depraved act, worse than murder, worse than rape, and worse than torture. If suffering had a sound, it would be Primitive Man's Caustic. When listening to the ending track, Absolutes you can feel your very spirit leaving your body as you finally are allowed to die a miserable, agonizing, painful death... that's the best way I can describe this album.
Anbonty fantono please continue doing you i love it
This for me was the first time when listening to sludge felt like literally having sludge poured down my ears
As a Colorado resident, I think it’s safe to say we have the densest percentage of excellent metal groups in our scene. Primitive Man, Khemmis, Blood Incantation, Dreadnought, In the Company of Serpents, etc. I’m glad I live here.
6:25 2020 here to make you feel better about 2017
I like it…
It kinda drags… i know its meant to ..
Some parts blur
YEAHHHHH MY UNCLE IS THE LEAD SINGER. MUCH LOVE ETHAN
Best intro ever.
Dat Electric Wizard album in the back tho
I’M GONNA ENJOY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS ALBUM WHILE MY MOM CUTS THE CRUST OFF MY PB AND J DOWNSTAIRS. I WANNA FEEL THOSE NIHILISTIC VIBRATIONS RIGHT DOWN MY SPINE. *TIPS FUCKING FEDORA*
My new favorite comment.
Review the Sin and the Setence melon man.
H E A V Y A N D N A S T Y
It's also DAMN +1
Lil Pump is on the level of kendrick
Every score from now on should be DAMN. + a number or DAMN. - a number.
Best thing about Primitive Man: The cover artwork.
Ayy anthony, loved the review gonna check it out, u gonna review the new black dahlia murder? Being the most preordered album from metal blade records i feel like it truly deserves it personally
Warhorse - as heaven turns to ash. One of the heaviest albums I've every heard.
Great review. If you're digging Primitive Man, then I highly recommend you check out their vocalist's grindcore side-project 'Vermin Womb'. Their first record sounds like an Orc funeral. :-D
Luke Rogers both albums are great
That bar by the train tracks, we know the spot. And the weird little sound guy.
Those guys are playing at my college next month
I was blown away . had this night where my usual go toes ( black sabbath, evoken, esoteric and a whole lot of other bands...) they weren' t hateful (and slow) enough. and then i hear this - this avalanche of hatred and despair just seeking to crush you and beat you into submission. so far it is the heaviest thing I've heard in my life and dammit i want more \m/
You should review the new full length record Hell by Hell aka MSW
Can anybody tell me what that album to the right of Melon's head is?
Thomas Krulak dope throne by electric wizard give it a listen it's a fucking classic
DOPETHRONE
NEVER thought you'd review this one
Are you going to review the new Bell Witch album?
Chromathy Keytano: If you put a digital layer of white (or whatever your wall color is) under the album art, it would be SO much less distracting than the black blob in your glasses when they pick up the green screen.
Also: I would love to hear your review of an older album: "Skyscraper National Park" by Hayden (2001).
Thank you. I... I love you.
RUSS - THERE'S REALLY A WOLF
You arent getting breaten up with anything, its human will, obviously being put forward
Good review. Love this album and your good description of it makes me want to hear it now. one truly punishing listen.
Fucking love this album. 💀🤘 Heaviest of the year, IMO. 💣💥 Glad you enjoyed it, melon.
this album rules and so do you're adjectives
wow can't believe I'm still waiting on that Liars' TCFC review
Am I the only one who watch his videos for only the introduction?
I need a nap after listening to this thing. Holy shit.
I guess you could say this abt a lot of metal records; but I agree w melon, in that the challenges of this album are 'cleansing'. When my chronic anal fissure healed, I missed the comfort of the warm baths I'd have to rip after the most painful poops you could possibly imagine. Caustic gives me the space to hop back in there sometimes.
This album pulls me into the abyss, my will is a fucking masterpiece
I’m really glad he liked this. This record is fucking pure.
Yep. 2017 is the year of Doom metal.
what happened to skip ads after 4secs,smh.
Yk I wish you’d have done a dopethrone review. I see it sitting there and I’d love to hear a review
It gets a solid fucking 10 in my book. For all the reasons you described. I love this album. I can't stop listening to it. Its fascinating.
So I'm guessing no Liam review
I think Anthony is a metal fan
Can you please review this years Khemmis release titled "Hunted"? Excellent doom album that I keep finding myself revisiting several times a week... I just can't get enough and I'm sure you'll enjoy just as much!
Dear Mr Fantano
Please review Exercises in futility by Mgla
Yours faithfully
Vulkan
Yes. One of the best BM albums of the past 10 or so years.
I know! And it has like 2 million views somehow! Not complaining, I'm just not sure why.
Could've asked him to do With Hearts Towards None or Groza. You know, better works.
Seems like This Album Will teach future generations of like genre.
Here goes a challence: Review Bell Witch "Mirror Reaper". One song and 83 minutes of Funeral Doom album. You will like it, is about the recent death of one member of the band : )
Caught that Electric Wizard dopethrone record
I knew youd love this one melon
Still the second best doom metal album that came out this weekend though