So what do you guys think of Illium?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • Ah, the corporate life.
    Additional thanks to ladolly for the Jack + Garrus combination tip!

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  • @scorpio1644
    @scorpio1644 12 лет назад +663

    I like how everyone talks about Illium as this unsafe, two-faced corporate giant planet but Thane just admires the horizon he never noticed. I always liked Thane's insight.

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 3 года назад +17

      They have a point tho

    • @plgrn8r683
      @plgrn8r683 3 года назад +27

      Thane
      Buddy
      You spent
      *two*
      *YEARS*
      Hunting that ONE Asari?

    • @flatlo
      @flatlo 2 года назад +21

      He spent two years working on Ilium, he doesn’t say he spent all that time on one contract. I imagine he’s had a number of jobs there, it’s a planet of business and backstabbing, an assassin wouldn’t have gone hungry.

    • @DarkLordMorningstar
      @DarkLordMorningstar 2 года назад +13

      Hint, hint: Most of Thane's insight comes from him simply doing his emotional regulation and processing his own discomfort so he doesn't project it on-to others. Doing that naturally leaves you energy to think on these things.
      Nudge, Nudge: Liking something in someone else like that, in that attraction sort of way rather than as a "I'm glad it works for you and I'm happy you're happy" way, means you see that potential in you and you want it. You have my permission to go get it. 😉

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 Год назад +2

      maybe he doesn't consider Illium dangerous because he was the most dangerous thing there

  • @1stcaptainraldoron538
    @1stcaptainraldoron538 8 лет назад +360

    Surprising depth from Zaeed.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 5 месяцев назад +3

      Honestly, Zaeed is full of moments like this. Bring him to Jack's dossier mission.

  • @hexmaniacciaran
    @hexmaniacciaran 11 лет назад +294

    jack and samara is a combination too, samara says after jack "if you are contemplating something illegal I would be duty bound to stop you" jack responds with "now that would be interesting" and I have to agree but my money's on Samara

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 3 года назад +43

      Yeah Jack is an absolute powerhouse no denying that but Samara is no slouch in that department either and she's also got the training and discipline to back it up

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 года назад +15

      @@firestorm165 well she has over 500 years more experience and training so no wonder

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 3 года назад +4

      @@aw2584 precisely my point

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 года назад

      Biotic fight

    • @davidos8760
      @davidos8760 Год назад

      @@aw2584and asari are naturally superior to any human biotic thanks to the protheans modifications done to their biology

  • @Denis-Maldonado
    @Denis-Maldonado 7 лет назад +238

    Legion is so cute, thinking about EDI trapped in the Normandy :/

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 3 года назад +9

      Can you visit Illium with Legion after liberating EDI?

    • @DarkLordMorningstar
      @DarkLordMorningstar 2 года назад +7

      Legion and EDI are always looking out for one-another.

  • @marialourdesdiocera8525
    @marialourdesdiocera8525 4 года назад +80

    Thane's remark is beautiful. A lot of your teammates are in their peak condition while Thane is already past that (still kicking ass though). Having terminal illness, it actually puts things into perspective for hin and knowing that he's going to die soon, he appreciates the things he hasn't before. Sometimes, being the best at what you do blinds you from what truly matters.

  • @rtCirkus
    @rtCirkus 11 лет назад +72

    I love Thane's comment on Illium. When he mentioned the horizon, I actually looked at it.

  • @The500k
    @The500k 10 лет назад +368

    Illium is like Hong Kong:
    - Money is King.
    - Skyscrapers.
    - Indentured Servants.
    - High Tech City with Glamorous Fashions and such.
    - Based in Trade.
    - " For those who can afford it."
    Yes just like Hong Kong, one of the most expensive cities to live in.
    - " A cultural marvel " - As they say in Hong Kong " The East meets the West " A truly multicultural city.
    Just an observation.

    • @ironmantis25
      @ironmantis25 8 лет назад +49

      +The500k I can make the same case for New York. I live here, it's a corporate shithole.

    • @dragonslair951167
      @dragonslair951167 6 лет назад +13

      True. I never really thought about it before, but Illium is basically just a hybrid of the Citadel and Omega.

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 6 лет назад +1

      Full of blue aliens, definitely checks out

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 лет назад

      I guess that makes Omega, what? New York City?

    • @Ghidorah96
      @Ghidorah96 5 лет назад +2

      Lots of exotic sluts as well

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 6 лет назад +67

    So basically Illium is like "this place looks amazing but you couldn't pay me to live here"

    • @_zurr
      @_zurr Год назад +2

      "Surely there's some amount that would make it worth it?"
      "No no, I mean you literally don't have enough money for it. Illium ain't cheap."

    • @lonestar2078
      @lonestar2078 Год назад

      I mean, NYC, LA, SF, Seattle

  • @Domovoi07
    @Domovoi07 13 лет назад +40

    Legion's comment is interesting. I couldn't think of a proper retort. Now I feel sorry for EDI.

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 3 года назад +53

    Thane: "In all that time, I never looked at the horizon. It is... spectacular."
    the horizon: *2D Asari sprites*

  • @augusthasani6588
    @augusthasani6588 7 лет назад +46

    Grunt is real af

  • @bronztrooper9440
    @bronztrooper9440 11 лет назад +45

    I still think that Illium's horizon is beautiful.

  • @larry-three8225
    @larry-three8225 10 лет назад +150

    I agree with Samara, and I half way agree with Kasumi. I would never want to disregard my beliefs for a soulless identity. And while I like towers, lights, and asari the thought of being around people who only care about money makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable. I would probably would still live on Illium, though. A neo-noir city with jazz bars, and hot aliens everywhere... forget living anywhere else.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 10 лет назад +14

      Hot humans too. Obesity is non-existent in the Mass Effect universe.

    • @larry-three8225
      @larry-three8225 10 лет назад +7

      Andrew A Emily Wong and Kasumi looked good, Miranda would have looked better if her teeth was straight. While I am happy that humanity has finally solved its obesity problem; half of the humans are stuck up, and the half that does not even want to talk.

    • @DorianMichaelsIII
      @DorianMichaelsIII 9 лет назад +7

      Larry-three How about Thessia, the asari homeworld?

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +1

      I agree with Tela Vasir when she says that Illium is the snob version of Omega.

    • @vmsmith35
      @vmsmith35 4 года назад +5

      It's a shame none of this shit is real.

  • @phuturephunk
    @phuturephunk 7 лет назад +98

    Honestly, I can see why chicks dig Thane.

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 5 лет назад +31

      that and he will always remember anniversaries and dates i had to put alarms in my phone

    • @jessica9485
      @jessica9485 4 года назад +2

      I don't

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 3 года назад +5

      He was a good man

    • @zeronatras
      @zeronatras 3 года назад +9

      @@danieltobin4498 *smacks lips*
      What a rotten way to die.

  • @knives4cash
    @knives4cash 12 лет назад +16

    I've noticed that Jack and Grunt make an entertaining group.

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

      Can't we just shoot 'er and patch 'er up on the ship?

  • @ethanpower381
    @ethanpower381 Год назад +4

    Illium is the Dubai of the Mass Effect universe

  • @ZaynahZihoa
    @ZaynahZihoa 2 года назад +6

    Thane said he was there for 2 years, Liara said "the assassins arrived a few days ago".
    Guess Thane revealed himself on purpose, possibly after he realized Shepard was looking for him.

  • @netia2
    @netia2 12 лет назад +15

    Ah legion, you say the darndest things.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone 3 года назад +23

    1:31 Is Samara describing Illium, or present-day Earth?

  • @B.B.Digital_Forest
    @B.B.Digital_Forest 3 года назад +4

    There is something very entrancing about a city lighting up as the sun sets. I'd like to walk through an open world game that has that and let's you see far into the horizon.

  • @Alliance-RnD
    @Alliance-RnD Год назад +3

    Legion speaking *F A C T S*

  • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
    @user-hi4sm3ig5j 8 лет назад +33

    I wish real towns were like this. No people walking into me every two seconds and no people walking in my path at about half a mile per hour.

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 7 лет назад +4

      You can get it in real life too, if you have a few million to spare for a helicopter and bodyguards.

  • @NoirRaven
    @NoirRaven 12 лет назад +11

    LMAO! Grunt, Zaeed, you two are the best. ♥

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 12 лет назад +5

    Zaeed is made of win. Everything he says is pure gold :D

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 11 лет назад +14

    " It's like they don't wan to"
    Man Grunt it's awful to think some people just don't want to fight

  • @hexmaniacciaran
    @hexmaniacciaran 11 лет назад +3

    illium is probably my favourite world in terms of how it looks, if not that, thessia

  • @JabamiLain
    @JabamiLain 3 года назад +2

    Honestly, I don't care if everything else is a souless corporation, as long as I keep my soul and I get to control that big corporative network. BUT... if I can't have a few selected people with soul working alongside me, I'll keep ruling until I either find people with soul or manipulate a few selected people into developing their souls.

  • @youraverageinternetperson4323
    @youraverageinternetperson4323 3 года назад +4

    Even though it was a hyper-capitalist hellhole, Illium was certainly the prettiest out of the four hub worlds in ME2.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 года назад +1

      Is it a hell-hole, or is everyone in your squad but Miranda just a socialist pansy afraid of freedom? Looks nice to me.

    • @youraverageinternetperson4323
      @youraverageinternetperson4323 2 года назад +2

      @@Dennis-nc3vw Slavery was 100% legal there lmao. I'll take "socialism" over slavery, personally.

  • @Summon256
    @Summon256 6 лет назад +6

    Illium is like Coruscant or Nar Shaddaa of ME universe...

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 3 года назад +4

      Omega is Nar Shaddaa, Illium is just like Coruscant tho, complete with the flying car traffic

  • @EllynoreMoonwood
    @EllynoreMoonwood 13 лет назад +4

    Aww, you saved the "spectacular" one for last! =3

  • @darkpaladinlanceramessesii5719
    @darkpaladinlanceramessesii5719 3 месяца назад

    I miss Jack
    "This place is one bad day from becoming Omega"

  • @jbfarley
    @jbfarley 14 лет назад +3

    @DemonQueen75 she really doesn't hate jacob, she even said, "he doesn't know who he is". She seems like she doesn't really think of him as cerberus

  • @arminosas
    @arminosas 5 лет назад +2

    2:23
    Samara: I---Wait that's wholesome

  • @composerFA
    @composerFA 12 лет назад +3

    I love how Jacob's like "sameol'sameol'. "

  • @kevinbernardini9176
    @kevinbernardini9176 7 лет назад +2

    i fucking swear it………Grunt has always the best line

  • @Grom76300
    @Grom76300 12 лет назад +6

    Thane the poet (you don't say), Zaeed traduction : "It's boring"

  • @Dagreatdudeman
    @Dagreatdudeman 3 года назад +4

    I'm still surprised by Zaeed's standards.

  • @BrawlSnorlax
    @BrawlSnorlax 10 лет назад +9

    Kasumi and Thane are the best...okay there all the best.

  • @jessica9485
    @jessica9485 4 года назад +1

    Samara and Jacob talks with Jack too

  • @Cango19
    @Cango19 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, how time goes by...

  • @CircusofPython
    @CircusofPython 2 года назад +1

    Mordin basically described being a wage slave in a corporate society

  • @lendial
    @lendial 12 лет назад +3

    trade my morality for a corporate life, my god, their like America!

  • @vladimirvojtaml
    @vladimirvojtaml 9 лет назад +28

    Thanes comment is just awesome! That's something I would say to a girl I really like on a place like this. Bet kiss would follow afterwards XD

  • @bernardmacdonagh9517
    @bernardmacdonagh9517 Год назад

    Illium sounds like a combination of las vegas and wall street

  • @MrAsaqe
    @MrAsaqe 3 года назад +1

    Illium, or Asari Noveria, same cutthroat corporate environment, same underhanded tactics, just different races. Won't want to know what Turian Noveria is like

  • @zico739
    @zico739 4 года назад

    Jacob summed it up well.

  • @rusTORK
    @rusTORK 12 лет назад +1

    It's same place where Jack start to talk. Just need Jacob to be in squad.

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 Год назад

    Drugs, dancers and servitude? My kinda place, tbph

  • @spartanB0292
    @spartanB0292 2 года назад

    Samara's lines, how relevant after what happened to BioWare.

  • @GOICOBA
    @GOICOBA Год назад

    Mordin is the 👑
    Thank you for making this video

  • @EN19MA_627
    @EN19MA_627 Год назад

    If Javik was in ME2, i wonder what he'll be saying about this world?😅

  • @SinerAthin
    @SinerAthin 13 лет назад

    How I'd love to have Grunt go head up with Illium!

  • @greendude7650
    @greendude7650 3 года назад +1

    God i love mass effect.

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 4 года назад +3

    I hate how everyone equates indentured servitude with slavery. How the living fuck is indentured servitude any different from contract labor?

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 3 года назад +1

    In other words it’s a superficial place. It looks good but this place has no soul.

  • @warsongchief1
    @warsongchief1 12 лет назад

    1:41 If Grunt wanted schoolin', he'd a' gone ta school!

  • @SoundChiefProduction
    @SoundChiefProduction 12 лет назад +4

    I used to be a spectre like you,until i got an arrow to the knee

  • @RenMagnum4057
    @RenMagnum4057 4 года назад +1

    Imagine Javik in Ilium

  • @MissKFOX
    @MissKFOX 11 лет назад

    Xeria: Their lust to show off wealth has reflected on how high their skyscrapers are, and how easy they are to destroy if you shoot at the basement.

  • @elock1277
    @elock1277 7 лет назад +9

    Mordin is a dad?

    • @kingkoala8354
      @kingkoala8354 7 лет назад +10

      elock1277 Fertility Contract, he was probably offered to be the father of asari/salarian kid because of his genius.

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth 6 лет назад +36

      Wouldn't be surprising. Mordin old, but still had family. All Salarian families engage in Fertility Contract negotiations; necessary to produce females, negotiate to perserve family name, identity. Mordin clearly involved at some point, perhaps as negotiator, perhaps as candidate to fertilize eggs. Perhaps both. Hard to say. Not enough data.

  • @lordparibus
    @lordparibus 13 лет назад

    nice. now i dont have to do it to know their comments. saved me the time. nice!

  • @rusTORK
    @rusTORK 12 лет назад

    When i recorded my vid of slapping Sheppard before the bar, i used Morinth. No unique dialogue - same as Samara.

  • @lordblazer
    @lordblazer 12 лет назад

    @Winterwolf00
    pretty much describes people who want the corporate lifestyle Describes a lot of places I've traveled to. Singapore, Hongkong, Shanghai, Tokyo, Houston, London.

  • @raylast3873
    @raylast3873 3 года назад +10

    Sometimes I get the feeling Mass Effect is accidentally a masterful dystopian critique about what life can become if capitalism continues to exist in the future.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 года назад +1

      Is Illium really dystopian? Looks pretty nice to me.

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 2 года назад +2

      @@Dennis-nc3vw it‘s nice on the surface but actually a gangster state where corporations can do what they want including, apparently, sic dogs and armed thugs on their employees, and that‘s just the tip of the iceberg.
      The entire Mass Effect Galaxy is pretty much like this, it‘s not a great place to live for the majority of sentients.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 года назад +2

      @@raylast3873 That's not capitalism. Capitalism is economics without coercion, not transferring coercion from the public to the private sphere. If economic coercion outside the constrains of government is capitalism, then the BLM rioters were capitalists because they redistributed a tremendous amount of wealth (big screen TVs, sneakers,etc.) without the use of any public programs.

  • @RavenOfTheSerenade
    @RavenOfTheSerenade Год назад

    So basically space Wall Street?

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino56751 7 лет назад

    Grunt's got it right.

  • @vincentbedard4267
    @vincentbedard4267 7 лет назад +2

    So , is there a planet in the Mass Effect universe wehere there isn't something wrong ? Maybe Earth or Thessia .... before the reapers arrived .

    • @Solaxe
      @Solaxe 7 лет назад

      Or simply some colonies (assuming they're far away from Terminus)

    • @dajolaw
      @dajolaw 6 лет назад +11

      Nope. That's kinda what makes the game world so real; there's something good and bad in every location.

    • @loganthekrogan2182
      @loganthekrogan2182 5 лет назад +2

      Vincent Bédard Earth has major poverty issues. Today and in the future. Not sure about Thessia though. I suppose you would just feel like an outsider unless you married an Asari.

  • @rusTORK
    @rusTORK 12 лет назад

    Also good Samara + Jack. =) Didn't saw here

  • @XantalosOfTheXanalok
    @XantalosOfTheXanalok 13 лет назад +1

    @jbfarley Doesn't know who he is? It sounds like the fanbase for everyone else.

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 4 года назад

    Don't quarians provide cheap labor? I'd think Illium would love the flotilla.

  • @mabiniss2
    @mabiniss2 2 года назад

    Out of all of them, I find Thane's to be the most poignant.

  • @diegoyuiop
    @diegoyuiop 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know Tali had a Scottish accent in English 😂

    • @nekusakura6748
      @nekusakura6748 3 года назад +3

      It's meant to resemble an Arabic/ Isreali accent.

  • @NielsC68
    @NielsC68 13 лет назад

    I like Samara's and Kasumi's comments the best. But then again I am a bit fed up with the fiat-money system here on Earth people are so taken by. Try to watch Paul Grignon's "Money as Debt" documentary here on YT.

  • @jbfarley
    @jbfarley 13 лет назад

    @XantalosOfTheXanalok you saying nobody likes jacob? that's mostly true from what I can tell

  • @eric_moore-6126
    @eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

    Did you bring Thane alone for that last one?

  • @FlintSparkedStudios
    @FlintSparkedStudios 12 лет назад

    Jeesh does everyone on the squad have arthritis or something they keep stretching.

  • @theexile909
    @theexile909 13 лет назад

    @DemonQueen75
    Really? where do they have conversations?

  • @EpicMRPancake
    @EpicMRPancake 9 лет назад +2

    I dont understand Legion's comment... can someone explain?

    • @feco91
      @feco91 9 лет назад +31

      Slavery is legal on Illium. It's called indentured servitude.
      EDI, and possibly other AIs are repressed and shackled on warships to prevent them from taking over. It's almost as bad as the slavery, except it happens to a synthetic life form instead of an organic.

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

      Indentured Servitude is somewhat different from slavery. It's always designed to be temporary, and usually used to pay a debt. It is still not much better, if at all.

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

      The Justicar Code allows it, though... strangely.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 года назад

      @@feco91 I'm still waiting for just one person on the entire Earth to tell me how indentured servitude is any different from contract labor.
      What Legion was saying, I think, is that if people can have this sort of hyper-capitalist freedom, the least they can do is free EDI from her shackles.

  • @maggintons
    @maggintons 3 года назад

    **Sees Leigon**
    Me who hasn't finished the game: WHOA SPOILER SPOILER!

  • @1vaultdweller
    @1vaultdweller 12 лет назад

    Samara talking about herself?

  • @zico739
    @zico739 4 года назад +1

    Keeping the Quarians away sounds reasonable.

  • @Logan-yp9zc
    @Logan-yp9zc 12 лет назад

    wait so does that mean mordin got busy?

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 3 года назад +2

      He's a genius amongst a race of short-lived (from our perspective) geniuses. The ladies probably fought over him when it's supposed to be the other way around.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 года назад

      "Had broken Omega's one rule... in more ways than one."

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 года назад

      @@jamesbrice3267 His skin tone is attractive by Turian standards, Krogan find his facial scars sexy, and Asari like his intelligence.

  • @killboggins
    @killboggins 3 года назад

    What does Morinth say?

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 года назад

      who cares about morinth