You Can't Go To Cemeteries Anymore
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2020
- 2 girls accidentally make a HORRIFYING discovery in a cemetery.
Sample today's episode 👉7:32
Time Stamp:
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You are at the end. Nothing more exists beyond this. Promise.
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☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎
5:18 like button ain't slick
Good job man you were 2 minutes faster then me
@@thearcherintraining496 gg man,
5:18 is for the like button
5:57 is for the ladies
I got the time first. I put the negative time first and then edited it. I'm honestly a little sour about this. I actually tried hard to be first and didnt get credit... :(
I thought I was :(
You were the last thing I watched with my mother before she passed away. I just want to let you know, my mother loved your content and you're truly giving me a peace of mind during this difficult time.
Sorry to hear that.
Hope you're doing okay x
I send my condolences.
💜
Bless you and all your family. Im so sorry for your loss and so grateful you had the opportunity to experience such a wonderful soul
Amber Huelsenbeck I am so truly sorry for your loss. Your comment should be pinned so Mr. Ballen can see it
I get so engaged in the story, I NEVER find the secret 😩
I even check pinned comment for the time stamp and I still miss it every single time
Me either!!
@@TheGreatBeheado same lol
Yup 👍. Me too, I love the story and don’t care about the secret.
same
When there’s dishes to do, laundry to fold, etc. I listen to Mr Ballen tales, which make tasks less tedious. It’s like going back in time before television where families listen to stories on the radio. Thankful for Mr Ballen’s storytelling.
I'm 40 now, and when I was much younger we always had a family summer beach trip and there was a radio station in a town on the way that would play the older radio dramas and such. Even being young I found it super cool. Random fact, sorry lol.
I often do my dinner prep for my family of 5 while listening to Mr Ballen’s stories. Just a great way to get through tedious tasks w entertainment.
@@mamarealtalk5850 do you fix the like button a plate with horse laxatives secretly mixed in?
Me too.its how I get the washing up done lol
I do chores while watching! It makes it so much easier for me and I get it done. Lol
Molly is the kind of friend you don’t want to be with in these type of situations. Rachael on the other hand had an actual survival instinct. Smart girl!
Nobody who goes to the cemetery at night with only one other person is smart
They act like your typical idiot in an average horror movie.
@@x.Lion.x i even go allone in the summer cause its to hot for me at daytime (not cause i hang out in there i just wet the flowers of some loved ones) .
@@Mt2pserverGplays You doing something doesn't make it smart
@@x.Lion.x im a 24 year old man. Wtf should i worry about in a cemetery :'D It a thousand time more Dangerous to be in a City at night.
The feeling you get when you hear “the guy isn’t standing at the top of the hill anymore cuz he’s running towards them.” That’s some chilly shit lol
That was the scariest part for sure. Like not knowing where the guy is and then all of sudden he’s right below you…
heart attack fuel
Power walking, not running.... No big deal. Ohh wait it's a murderer who burns bodies in the cemetery.😳 I can't understand how people can be so evil, and those girls incredibly lucky to live.
How was it chilly, wasn’t there a bonfire
it really was 😭
MrBallen, your titles are always intriguing, but "2 girls, one cemetery" is pure gold. I laughed my ass off.
Been waiting to see someone comment on it, I had to scroll so far 😂😂😂
@@alexacevedo5716 me 2
2 girls 1 cup
Same
Totally hilarious
Every time John says, "they thought, I'm sure everything is fine." My mind immediately anticipates the follow up "but everything was not fine!"
My boyfriend showed me your channel because I’m absolutely obsessed with true crime and Horror stories. I haven’t stopped watching your channel since he showed me! I watch you when I’m doing anything, makes everything less mundane and boring
Whenever he gives you details of someone's inner thoughts that usually means they survive lol
That's what I always think about when he's in the middle of the story and I start getting stressed out about what's going to happen.
Or they left a journal
So maybe that's the secret?
I mean he kinda did it with John Donovan and you know what happened to him
You know this😌
Always trust your gut. One of the most valuable life lessons I’ve learned from these stories.
What I take away from just about everyone of his videos is.... it's really is true...having common sense is anything, but common.😃
Yessss. Our instict is telling us that something is wrong. There are so many times where I have listened to my insticts and was correct. If I didn't I wouldn't be here. I can't stress how important it is to take that instict into consideration bc then you can come up with more complex thinking.
"If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." Gandalf
Yeah I know I love watching the videos that he posts
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!
USE WHAT THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU!!!
YOUR GUT!!!
TRUST IT, AND LIVE LONGER!
sometimes after about 7 of his stories i get up check under my bed and look out the window some chilling stories. i love them
Me gets up checks the doors.
As a lifelong, dedicated goth, I can confirm, some of us do like to hang out in cemeteries. It's peaceful, in a melancholy sort of way, and so long as you're being respectful to the people that are buried there and the families that come to visit, I think it's a fine way to spend a day/night.
Yeah that’s pretty weird and stupid do you feel normal doing that is there a big mental burden on you?
I agree there's something about it. If you get it you get it. If not then don't worry about it and go about your life.
I like wandering around cemeteries and graveyards, looking at the graves and thinking about the people beneath them, but while most graveyards are peaceful, there are exceptions. A couple of years ago, I visited an abandoned little medieval church in the middle of nowhere, which has an ancient graveyard surrounded by yew trees. I've been to dozens of similar old churchyards that are quaint, pretty and peaceful, but not this one - I felt physically sick walking around, couldn't stop looking over my shoulder and almost ran out of there! Nobody else was around and it was broad daylight, but what a weird vibe!
I, as a goth too, love cemeteries. There's something about it, but for sure, it's peaceful. No one bats an eye, either.
You are extremely weird
“And she’s like 🤭 and Molly is like 🤫”
I love this channel
And I'm like 🏃🏾♂️💨💩
@@jonathanbailey26 😂😂😂
And I’m like 😮🧐🍿
Me to.
Me too! He is such an amazing storyteller, he really gets into the stories and moves his arms all around and makes all kinds of faces… I’m SO HOOKED! 😁
When he said "they were hit with this putrid smell" I was like: bro... they burning bodys
yessir
Im think it was a indian barbeq ....
@@marcelomoos nah it was a Texas chainsaw massacre
Yep
Exactly I knew it right way
Mr Ballen , All your stories are worth sticking around for !!
That little laugh & smile he does when talking about them hanging out in a cemetery is just adorable.😍
I think I have a small crush on him haha 😄
@@heidicumpson7571 I suspect you are not alone in the least. He certainly is an attractive and charming young man. Though I'm old enough that I find myself thinking things like, "I bet he takes flowers to his mother AND his grandmother on mother's day." 😊
@@heidicumpson7571 You’re not alone!
@@EarthIncompatible and don't forget his wife 🗿 man's taken.
@@heidicumpson7571 sorry ladies he's taken
If they ever make another "good" Friday the 13th movie, Mr. Ballen needs to be the camp counselor telling the story of Jason around the campfire.
That is a fantastic idea !
Watch that actually happen...
he's in a horror movie and that's his character !
Yessssss 👍👍👍🤜🤛🤝
Good Friday the 13th - Jason vs. Easter Bunny.
No! No wait!
Jason vs. Jesus.
@@dyslexicboogaloo haha that's too f*#kin funny lmfao
I'm still having nightmares about dock spiders
You work with malinois?
Same
@@charliemike13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should watch the movie Arachnophobia. 😉
Me too. Never heard of them before either. Now every dock is a suspect.
The smile after "oh yeah no, it's just the two of us, we'll be fine.." Cracked me up.
One time my friends and I held a seance in the ancient graveyard behind my house in the middle of the night. There's this trail on the top that goes into the woods and is great for hiking. Halfway through the seance we hear some bizarre cackling in the distance, and it's getting closer. We literally thought we summoned a group of evil witches and barreled down the hill, absolutely terrified. Later the subject of camping came up at some point and my mom went on one of her random tangents about how she remembers Coyotes at one campsite and how they sound exactly like a bunch of young women laughing hysterically, and I realized that's exactly what we had heard that night at the graveyard. We had summoned coyotes, not witches, and if you're a bunch of thirteen year olds it's not much better.
I don’t know how I became so addicted to your format of story telling. You’re literally the start and end to my day! Thank you so much for all the hard work you put into your videos. I can’t imagine how tiring it must be to keep up with uploading as much as you do but your hard work does NOT go unnoticed!
that's so awesome!! its a lot of work but I feel very fortunate to have this opportunity and love telling stories!
I actually have sent links to this channel to my therapist because he speaks just like mrballen I couldn't put my finger on why he seemed so familiar and it hit me one day. It is a talent to be able to intrigue people into listening to what you have to say. Great Channel and glad I ran across it.
What’s your insta ?
@@SevnZeroFive me or mrballen? Lol :)
@@MrBallen I think you're the sexiest man on RUclips
I'll never find the hidden anything the stories are just too good!
Ditto
I’ve never even seen one yet 🤣🤣
I don’t even watch the screen 90% the time, 🤪
Same lol
@@photoguzzi753 same
Mr Ballen is Life changing! I can’t get enough! It’s not only your stories, which are amazing! But your voice is so calming as well as your demeanour and personality! So thank you for what you do and thank you for your service to this amazing country!
Your story telling is extremely comforting for me right now, doesn’t matter how dark & disturbing the content. 😌🙏💯
"putrid, horrid smell"
me, instantly: its human flesh.
I thought it was either someone burning or possibly them burning something that has bad fumes.
Human smells like pork. Clothes release odor
@@clc3707 rotting human maybe?
@@elizabethparsons1071 The person went missing the night before the walk in the grave yard so therefore it wouldnt be enough time to rot
@@clc3707 fair, I hadn't heard that bit yet
Moral of the story is, "there is no good reason why someone should be building a bonfire next to a cemetery late at night."
Your right
@@rickyspanishhh6007 What about night digging?
What about coping with grief & loss?
Let me get the two ghost numbers 1st then I'll run i think she said the 1st digit was 666-445-7941 ok imma run now.
@@christophernevins4952 flashlights:👁️👄👁️
Everyones a gangster until the strange dark and mysterious is delivered in story format
Mr. Ballen continues to give you reasons to mind your own business. Save curiosity for labs and the library.
“The cemetery was in the centre of town” so it was the dead centre of town.....
Boom
OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST PUN-ish that joke like it was the Like Button!!!
Yeah, and being the centre of town and a local hotspot, people were dying to get in there.
@@MrBallen yep 👍🏻
GET OUT.
Even though some of these stories are creepy AF, Mr Ballen has such a calming voice it’s like he’s right there with you, holding your hand through the scary stuff.
@the super family ost 🤣 same and when i wake up i listen to it again becausse i missed it
Bro! Your ability to tell stories and elicit emotions is absolutely astonishing, keep up the great work man, I've been loving it.🖤
We always download your stories and listen to them while we fall asleep, it's become a tradition for me and my husband, we love this channel❤
Close call!!....good thing the one girl trusted her instinct and said "nope, let's not go any further".....always trust you instinct!
Yup I did while mountain hiking and glad I did
@@michaell6807 do tell.......
Molly sucks. Jesus 2 young girls out to a random cemetery.... Man and she couldn't take a hint from her "friend" like what???!! Not a friend I would have any way.
Even if he never would have caught them.....imagine peeking over the crest and seeing a bonfire with a burning corpse in it.....that´s an experience you can do without, I guess.
Bruh. That title really? XD
2 girls 1 CUP
It reminds me of.... hmmm, something?
@Blu 16 yeah lol
😉
IKR
This is my favorite channel! Your storytelling is on point Mr Ballen!
Thank you mrballen your stories have helped me. I’m going through a few things and haven’t been able to sleep very well. They helped me stay out of my head and positive.
I thought molly (the one with the car) was gonna kill Rachel at the beginning. 😅
Sammeee
honestly, me too
or setting her up
I was hoping it was more of a romantic date
Oh yeah
"lets not going any further, lets leave" is basically the moral of everyone of these stories.
Love this channel best set of stories I've seen in along time !
I don’t even know how I ended up watching one of your videos. All I know is that I almost can’t stop watching them anymore! I’m trying to pace it down just because I wanna enjoy one more video, then another one and that’s it. Addicted to this channel as so many others. And thank you for your service 🇺🇸
I love how John says “it’s all we do!” Lol what a gentleman to include all his split personalities 👍🏼❤️
snshusuw looool
He always says “we” in every intro and I’m always like “ u good bro?”
I think he's referring to the channel's community.
@@turgidbanana my dude it’s obviously a joke lighten up
It is his awknowledgment that he is part of a team that makes this happen. He doesn't do all the editing all by himself so saying "we" shows appreciation for the other people that play a part in creating the finished product.
7:50 recreating the girl's expressions while shushing each others was priceless! 😂
Omg yes!
That's the Lionel Barrymore in him coming out.
love it
I LOVE YOU MR BALLEN!!!
I always listen to me valentines while at work because it passes the time faster thanks for this series ❤️
“lets hang out in a cemetery” they said
“it will be fun” they said
XD
"It didnt turn out to be so fun" they said
@@4verstoked XD
Goth kids get scared in cemetary. Yep.
You'd be surprised how many people go there for casual walks the cemetery near my house is not like super popular hangout place but I mean I have seen people riding dirt bikes at the back of it and couples walking their dog there so it's not that creepy during the day
If Mr Ballen doesn’t say, “Invite the like button over to watch a movie then instead of a movie, put 2 girls 1 cup and lock it in the room.” Im gonna flip.
Who else has watched every single video on his channel??
Word is... That is what the like button did to Mr Ballen and that was the catalyst for the grievance between the two
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ya I should have. Big missed opportunity.
@@MrBallen yes you did smh
You have such a unique way of telling those stories. Great
Reminds me of something that I experienced as a teen. I lived in BFE and didn't drive, and (being as I was basically "Goth" before Goth was even a thing) I liked to go for walks up our road in the middle of the night. So I set out one night, and about 3/4 mile up the road I hear something moving in the brush. I freeze in the road and turn towards it, but I don't see anything and the sound stopped. I told myself it was probably just some deer, and kept going. Eventually I went back home and went to bed. Around 4:30 am or so (it was just starting to get light and I hadn't been asleep long), I was wakened by a bunch of dogs barking incessantly. I didn't recognize them, and it sounded like a lot more than we had around us, so I got up and went out to the dining room. My grandparents were already up and having coffee, so I asked what all the hullaballoo was. They said some man had stabbed a 10 year old boy about 30 times and then ran cross country and they just caught him up at our neighbor's trailer (he wasn't home at the time). I didn't say anything about having been out the night before. To this day I wonder if I'd heard a deer, or this psycho killer running through our woods.
I like how tastefully these are told. I just wanted to show my appreciation for not sensationalizing people's struggles or stories whether it be the victims or the criminal I really respect avoiding condemning people. I love this channel!! I'm running out of content 😭😭
thank you!!
I feel the same way. I do not like it when they show real photos/video/audio of any of the gruesome things out of respect for the deceased.
I appriciate that Mr. Ballens is so respectful. Well except to the poor like button.
@@MrBallen You good Sir are both a glimmering light of hope in an otherwise morbidly dark and depressing 2020 as well as someone who is providing a service to the masses here.
For that as well as your service to the armed forces of this nation, you have our full support, our gratitude and our thanks.💚💜
MR ballen has balls of steel. He is telling the story in the middle of the forest. What a great man.
Facts
Edit it to forest
And its a spooky jungle too!👻
Agree.@@alieyhowe21
@@alieyhowe21 forest
I really love your channel bro! Thanks for all your hard work!
5:55 the top flickers of the fire hand movement is EPIC! Well done my man!
I spent a lot of my teenage years homeless. One night I decided to sleep out on this little island/recreational area that was is town. It had a really nice wooded area right next to the ocean, so I said "Why not? This is a relaxing place." So I found a nice little spot under some trees, curled up and went to sleep to the sound of the ocean. What I woke up to though was not at all peaceful. There was a lot of noise coming from the parking area down past the wooded lot where I was. I sat up, all bleary eyed and cautiously made my way down to where I could see what was happening without giving away my presence. The parking lot was full of police cars. There was an ambulance and a couple of unmarked vehicles. The wooded area on the opposite side of where I was was completely roped off and all the police focus was on that area of the woods. I slipped down to the beach and stayed out of sight until I could get around to the entrance of the park and just kind of meandered my way into the small crowd that had gathered. I asked what was happening and got the answer "Someone got murdered last night over in the woods".
Apparently a couple of guys had gone to one of the many local bars, picked out a guy that was known for being openly homosexual and who at that time was extremely drunk. They asked if he wanted to go to a party and instead took him to the island and committed an unforgivable hate crime. I won't go into details. I did call one of the local police detectives that I knew and told him that I had been out there sleeping but hadn't heard anything at all. They did catch the assholes that killed the guy thankfully. But the whole thing haunted me for a long time. The fact that it happened so close to where I was sleeping, it still gives me chills when I think about it 30 years later.
At least you were safe from them and they didn't do anything to you which sounds like a crappy thing to say, but in every dark situation there is some light.
It was a targeted attack, so no reason for you to be scared.
@@Cheepchipsable true, but when your 15 and just crawling out of the woods where you spent the night to find out some poor guy was brutally murdered it kind of screws with your head for a while.
Wow. Was it well known, like would people know if you said the names of the attackers or victim
@@laurabirkett-vipont8802 it was known for awhile locally but didn't make any big news stations or anything.
Cops: so someone went missing
Mrballen: *kicks down door*
did someone say, content
Cops uhhh these is 100 miles away from u did u drive here
Lol
Hahahahaha
frfr
Hahaha!!!
Mr. Ballen you are a exceptional brilliant story teller. Your memory is awesome the way you describe the stories. You are the best on RUclips. God bless you 🙏🏻❤️✝️
One of the only channels I have no problem watching all of the adds to the very end. Least I can do I love you bro
This is my wife's email but from a Marine I appreciate you brother. You are definitely an amazing storyteller. Also thank you for your service in your sacrifices.
Thank you for your service as well! Semper Fi.
Does your wife call u boner?
Is your last name pronounced like boner
To the immature turds trying to make fun of the name- the last name is pronounced bon- ner (like bon fire, or bon-bons). It’s not that difficult. 🙄
To the OP, thanks for your service.
@@lawliet2263 he is using his wife's yt account.
I used to skip the intro now I wait just to hear what he has to say next about the the damn like button....luv this man...ballen fan
Omg ME TOO!! His “like button” suggestions are EPIC SND JUST HILARIOUS!!! Love it😂😂
I crack up at each one!
I love how sometimes he can’t help but laugh to.
Humph, can you not be bothered to capitalize his name? Mr. Ballen!
Me too! That and I'm kinda bored of the Like Button Abuse joke.
I'm always filled with dread with these stories and so relieved when the person survives! Whew!
Oh my gosh.. Rudyard Kipling “Boots”! I adored you before, but that boldly obscure reference , is so awesome that I’m starting a small, tasteful religion around you.
Thanks for the smart! And thanks for the great work!
MrBallen is one of the three RUclipsrs that i instantly watch every one of their videos when thy get uploaded
Who are the other two?
@@mirandatree MeatyMarley and sometimes Zanny
Mrballen is the only one I instantly click but sometimes mrbeast
Same!
Same! It’s definitely an addiction!
😆 I remember in middle school a friend said “wanna go goth?” And I agreed right away, went home, and googled “what is goth?”
So the next day she dressed like a goth, and you came dressed like someone from a 3rd-century eastern Germanic tribe? That would have been awesome!
@@mitchjohnson4714 LMAO Yeah, that was a prime opportunity missed.
😂😂😂
I was goth through middle and high school but it was the 90s before it was a normal family affair, back when it was cool because it wasn't, now it's 2nd hand embarrassing
@@mitchjohnson4714 the kicker is that we went to catholic school so we had a uniform that we HAD to wear
This is definitely one of your best stories, has a great creepy vibe and a nice ending ^^
i love watching your videos while i’m at work, well listening to them😂makes tha day go by faster🤝🤝🤝
Mr Ballen just know that these stories make me not be able to sleep but I’d lose sleep just to watch your videos! Good job! I love how your body language give more info than one could just by talking. Your research is impeccable and I’m like you; I like researching scary stuff too! Good job man!
same
Dude his vids gave me nightmares but I can't stop watching
I'm so entirely jaded and cynical that I truly believed this was going to be a story where Molly killed Rachael. Amazing title, by the way lol! 😂
I literally thought the same thing as well
lol
ı thought the same thıng
Omg me too I was like man I do NOT trust Molly 🤣
Me too. Another so called friend story.
Mr. Ballen, you are so amazing at telling a good story you could even make a mechanic's flat-rate manual sound interesting if you read it aloud!
My daily addition love MR Ballen
Keep up the awesome work
This was totally me as a teenager in the 90s. I was very goth but in a super small town of 700 people in Canada. We have a settler graveyard on the edge of town where all the graves are from the 1800s. Its beautifully kept and very peaceful on a lovely green hill. We used to go drink or smoke joints there and I would go with my sketch pad and draw the gravestones. We would be careful to never disturb anything and its still a neat historical location to visit.
Hi Sarah...sounds interest especially the gravestone sketching. What little town ?
Où habitez-vous au Canada?
YOOO IT'S GREEN HILL !!!!!!
We need more friends like Rachel that talks us out of doing something stupid.
Mr. Ballen is the only one who I double check to make sure I liked the video for
Man I literally listen to all your RUclips videos on my headphones at work all day I've heard all of them and your podcasts but I still love listening to them cause you always connect details I may not catch the first time keep it up man im your biggest fan from your military career to now I am very happy you life took the path it did because I wouldn't have gotten this job or changed my life without hearing your stories and your opinions on things makes me wanna be more like you as a father as a working man who obviously works all week long getting all these uploads done and on time every week almost congrats man your going far just keep up the good work man love your work
Watching MrBallen's vids seriously feels like I'm hearing my bestie giving me the deets on the latest gossip/local mystery!
The fact he's in front of the camera, telling (not reading) the story & giving a visualization w/ gestures& body language, makes it NEXT LEVEL!!
I've always been 'comprehension-challenged' when only verbally stimulated
-many thanks from all of us visual learners
Agree
I am now completely convinced that hiking and camping in the wilderness is way more dangerous than I can handle. So many missing people
It's not a really common thing. I've been hiking and camping my whole life and know nobody who went missing. It happens sure but you're way more likely to get in a car accident on the way there then go missing 😜
I tell this to everyone but just be more alert and youll be fine its a good general rule of thumb to never be oblivious to your surroundings
It depends where you go, how do you prepare yourself, and how do you know the territory. Plus you really need to consider how far out of civilization you want to go: in Canada or USA or Russia (and other places too) the wilderness is so vast that you can seriously get lost and die alone...
Oh, and also important is how updated are your maps: I've been hiking since 12yo within Scout group here in Italy, and once they proposed us (16yo) if we wanted to do a 24h hike alone (eventually in couple for the girls that were scared) in the Alps. Problem was the maps were from IT-army and dated back to 1965 (and we were in 1990), so there was a bifurcation on the path that wasn't on the map... I knew looking at the map that I had to take the right path at the 1st bifurcation... Problem is that what on the map was the 1st bif. on the real path was the 2nd... So I took the wrong one and found myself, alone, at the very top of a mountain were the path ended and the only way to go down was either go back (but I hat to go back...) or proceed "by azimut" (read: straight into a steep slope with no path continuing into my direction). I did it, and checking the mountains around me and the map, I understood I was actually walking OUT from the area covered by the map. Luckily Alps aren't so huge and uninhabited like a lot of places in USA and by going down I would have met a road sooner or later.
I met first a forest ranger to whom I showed my map and where I was coming from and he was like "Did you come down from THERE???" and then indicated me how to move on to reach a paved road that in the end brought me back to my base camp around midnight :)
Trust me on this..... I will never cave dive because of this channel lol
If you did some statistics it is probably much more life threatening to drive to work for example.
Every time I watch your videos I chuckle inside because my oldest son (now an officer in the Marine Corps) when he was playing baseball as a kid he always wore his hat backwards. He was the only kid that did that and we still have no reason why he wore it that way, but I have pictures of it. It's a fond memory that I think of every time I see you.
Ohhhhooohoo you masterful muse of imagery... that story played out in my head like some decent movie you enjoyed as a young adult.... MrBallen is a national treasure...
"This story, has a...." pressed the like button already lol
Haha yessss thank you!
Me too haha
You know shit is getting serious when you're a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious
but delivered how?
@@stevie8271 in story format
@@stevie8271 Mr Ballen style
Well played word play.
My wife and I love you man! We watch you everyday! We love how goofy you are at the beginning and end of you videos with the random stuff you have to say about the like button lol. Keep up the good content!
You are very detailed I enjoy listening to you read you are a natural
“This story has a wild ending and is worth sticking around for”……mrballen, just so we’re clear, EVERY story you cover is worth sticking around to the end. Great content as always
Seriously
I watch an episode of two every night. Once he starts talking….excellent story teller. Love his channel. ❤
Something that is consistent is that MrBallen fans are always so supportive and friendly.
Lol. Your description of goth made me smile for so many reasons. I was one of these goths in my teens. But I didn't have the courage or imagination to hang out at cemateries. I listened to music like Bauhaus and wore spiked jewelry 😁
Dang that is freaky. I love your ideas to make the like button crazy. I really love it when you crack up. Your stories are sad and scary, you are a great story teller. I enjoy your choices of stories. Susi
These stories where people realize how close they were to something terrible happening to them give me chills on chills... 😬
Some people think hanging out in a cemetery is weird or disrespectful, hey some of those people haven't had anyone come visit them for decades and these lovely kids (assuming they're not vandals) come by and spend time with them every now and then
Hanging out in a cemetery at night is weird. Don't try to justify it.
@@neillscott4192 Just because it's weird to you doesn't mean it's weird to someone else
@@TheDeviIDogg Some people like stealing and breaking the law. That doesn't mean it's okay.
@@neillscott4192 And I quote from my own comment "assuming they're not vandals"
@@neillscott4192 i go every sunday night at around 10 pm to my dads grave to clean and take care of his grave/headstone but i only go at night so im not disturbing other people there i can talk to him and sing to him in peace and be on my way without any questions or conversation with a living human as weird as it sounds its much more peacefull there at night and i feel more at ease when i do it at night
Have to be honest (ex-smoker here), that's probably the first time I've ever head the phrase "crushing cigarettes". Your vocabulary never ceases to amaze me. Hats off to you, my good sir.
Wow, chilling! Great story, you tell it well.
Moral of the story: Don't freaking go to the cemetery at night .
I've been plenty of times when I was young, nothing bad happened. Quite the opposite in fact hehe, ghosts got a bonus X rated show a few times lol.
The cemetery is the safest place to go at night
During High School I thought going under a bridge lighting a bonfire and relaxing was as edgy as you can get...clearly I'm outclassed by these two...
Well if i don't go there then where am i suposed to burn the bodies
@@johnathanbusse4679 isn’t that that point of cemeteries? Because, I always burn the bodies of my victims there. It’s a good place to do that type of stuff. (Dis a joke)
Once I heard “bonfire”, and “disgusting putrid smell” 🤢, I put 2 and 2 together and figured out what it was. 😳
I've smelled that before makes you Wana puke and even after taking a shower and few days you can still almost taste the smell
@@nathayelakgonzales4969 part of me wants to know what it smells like just for curiosity purposes, but the other part doesn’t want to because I don’t want to participate in the necessary actions required to do so.
It smells like you are baking a ham .
@@peterf.229 lol. Nonsense, what kind of hum do you eat?! 😳
Just wanted to say I really enjoy your stories.
Spent my entire day off yesterday watching your videos on my TV
My mom always told me “trust your gut” and thankfully those young girls did just that! 😳
Thank God for Rachel's gut cuz Molly's gut was MIA
My gran said it too. Trust your gut. If its wrong its not a big deal. If you ignore it, it might be the last decision you make. Kinda horrible to tell a six year old but I understand why she did it.
@@stinesfloy sounds like your grandma was a wise lady.
Your mom gave you some good advice!!
omg 😂 when your interpretation of how the girls reacted to the smell was so perfect 👌🏼
I love these stories, so interesting and kind of scary too. I love it.
Thanks for your stories. they help me get through the day 👌🏻 that’s why I asked the like button out on a date but when it was time to meet I didn’t show up .
knew it was gonna be burnt human when they smelled something bad
Satanic ritual.
They cooked it wrong should smell like pork.
@Doesn't Jump to conclusions could be old
@Doesn't Jump to conclusions lol
@Doesn't Jump to conclusions because burning flesh smells horrible. If you've ever been to war you'll never forget it. Not to mention to get the body burning they had to use diesal or gas to get it going and gas won't do it. You need diesal it burns much hotter. So it's not like cooking pork it's would be like lighting the pig on fire. The skin and fat smell horrible when burning. The body wasn't burning without a accelerant. Not just a flame to a body it wouldn't burn in the woods like that. And it's hard to burn a body in a open fire. That's not very big. That's why in the video attempted to burn the body. It's not as easy as one would think.
2 Girls 1 Cup? Nah..
2 Girls 1 Cemetery. Also, don't google that
Imma do it
I knew that was going to happen...I didn't have to see it.. I saw my best friends reaction. He is very open minded, and he was disgusted. So I'm good...
love chocolate..😓
@@FrejaBlight wait what was it
@@blacklight310 You don't want to know.
This was intense!!
The description felt like a thriller/ horror movie