The Dumbest People First Responders Had To Deal With (1 Hour Reddit Compilation)
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I know a guy that got extremely drunk before a high school dance (this would have been 2004-2005) and when he went in to the school where the students would pay and enter, there are police officers. He paid his money, very clearly drunk beyond getting past the officer. The officer says "have you been drinking?", and his dumb ass pulled out his car keys and responds "no, officer. I am driving tonight."
That, ladies and gents, is how to get a DUI and suspended from school at the same time.
Jonny Mac lMaO 😂 that’s pretty hard to achieve!
8:55
"Dont fall into a cop's trap"
No, please DO fall into a cop's trap. If you're driving drunk, you ARE the villain of the story. Get caught.
"Coke, America's have the best Coke".
Orange-Vanilla Coke is the best.
Gilhelmi omg 😮 yesssss!!!!!
I prefer vanilla, but orange-vanilla is a good choice as well
"Not how I'da dunnit" There was a burglar/safe robber facing charges of a safecracking. It wasn't going well in court. He convinced his attorney to put him forward as an expert in safecracking. He went all thru his criminal history, how many safes he;d cracked, and how, then testified anyone could see this wasn't one he'd done--not his M.O., too clumsy, etc. He was convicted. And charged for another, previously unsolved, case. Peanut butter/dog: I'm sure the guy would NOT LIKE the appellation "microsurgery." Were wandering around a beach in Wilmington, NC with wife and son. A couple of officers walk up and stop us. They start asking us questions. I was slow to realize that, while touring the nearby movie studio, my son had volunteered to let the makeup people put a fake festering wound on his arm as a demonstration. The cops suspected child abuse!
When I was about 16 years old, I got one of those training swords that were made entirely out of wood at a fair. When I got home the next day, I wanted to walk down to my friend's house and show him what I got. Apparently some neighbors watching me from the window called the cops, and they sent 2 cars, one telling me to drop the weapon, and get down on the ground, the other 2 guys on alert about to go for their gun. I make the mistake of trying to explain myself before getting on the ground, so they just shout louder. I go "ok, jeez, i'm just trying to tell you it's fake." while complying.
Apparently, I was told that they had reports from 2 neighbors that I was stumbling around like a maniac, slashing a sword at the air. I never did that. I was calmly walking down the sidewalk with it down by my side the whole way. It's amazing to me that multiple paranoid people looking out their own window will distort reality to see what they want to see, rather than what's actually happening. I probably should have known better than to assume that people who see black painted wood might think it was the real thing, but A. I could have been fucking shot, and B. Were my neighbors TRYING to get me shot?
1.Does your neighbors hate you. 2. Are they one of those people who can distort reality
Sword control
instablaster.
24:21 I thought it was going to be the elastic band cutting off his blood flow causing the pain so that escalated fast 😂
As scared of large spiders as I am I am completely creeped out about some one who rams a live tarantula up his rump.......if a tarantula came within 9 feet of me I’d be a million galaxies away....though in this situation I pity the poor spider and I’m happy it gave that sicko a nice permanent dose of karma
Me: *almost sideswiped a cop*
Officer: *turns on lights*
Me: *pulls over*
Officer: *walks up to my window*
Me: sup dude..?
Officer: 😡
Our house got raided because my brother's ipod was found in a restaurant bathroom recording video.
His ipod was stolen a few weeks before that. Like 10 officers came in ant took everything with a hard drive and every flash drive they could find.
I told them that my logitech g510 keyboard had onboard memory to store keystroke macros. They took that too. Then i told them that the TV remote is programmable. They took that too lmao
username6a damn the tv remote? Lol 😂 are You being serious 😂
Went to a police station to get my prints taken (Cert of Character, needed for a lot of jobs where I am). Had to show my ID to the desk officer when filing the application. She informs me that my ID is expired, I tell her (Sarcastically I admit), I didn't change identities since it expired (Unexpired ID isn't a requirement for this police check). She was about to read me the riot act and maybe throw me out of the room to wait all day when an inspector in uniform was heard laughing from the other side of his open door. I avoid talking to the police if I can but every job since I graduated has had me interact with them whether I like it or not.
My then girlfriend's dad was an Alaska State Trooper. She & I had traveled about 120 miles from town to go skiing and her car broke down in the middle of nowhere. We ended up calling him to see what we needed to do about her car as it was 2am. He came and got us to bring us back home and we came upon a driver so drunk that my gf's dad had to pull him over before he killed someone. As my gf's dad walked up to the man's car he rolled his window down and said "Honest Assifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am." The drunk got arrested and my gf had to sit on my lap for the 30 miles left to the jail because her dad couldn't let either of us sit in the back seat because the drunk was Bach there. I have a copy of the dashcam tape on VHS from the arrest. I just have to send it out to be digitized. Sadly the gf's dad was killed several years later in the line of duty. RIP Dan.
Was in holiday in Fiji many years back and was transiting from one backpackers to another. Halfway along on a girl had to get off and swap to another bus. One of the guys on the bus thought it would be hilarious to yell out something to the effect of check her bags for drugs. This cop had negative chill, as at this time there was great unrest in the local population, and this guy had probably had to clean up more than one home invasion of entire families cut up. As an interesting aside they seemed, for the most part, to leave us tourists out of it, as they appreciated that we generally brought money into the country. For context every shop outside of the main cities you don't go into. You go to the entrance and the rest is fenced off. You have to ask the shop owner to get what you want, you can't enter any further than the door into the shop. Hard to do as they have local brands, so you have to guess what their local equivalent is. Also, every country house has windows and doors all barred up so no one can break in at night.
This cop, armed, would have struck down every person on the bus if he thought it would bring his country peace, and slept better for having done it. It would not surprise me if he had taken many lives in the line of duty.
The moral of this story - don't joke around with cops in other countries, let alone in your home country. That's not their role, and that's not their job.
Lmao, idubbbz in the thumbnail 😂
Dude if you wouldn't have thrown your jug of juice and alcohol, they probably wouldn't have even noticed you. All you have to do is act like a normal person, there's no reason for them to think there's anything other than juice in there and they have absolutely no right to ask unless you start making a scene or something
I was driving down a two lane highway with my old man when a funeral procession was passing through a 4 way stop. So we stopped. To the right was an officer blocking that road well call it z hwy. The procession passes and the light is green so we go on. As soon as we get through the light the cop is behind us pulling us over. He gets out all pissy and ask why we drove through the blockade. Confused we asked what blockade. He responds with I was blocking the road why did you drive around me. Well the thing is the shape of this intersection is that in the place he was at was only blocking z hwy to our right. He was in his vehicle with his lights off. Once we pointed this out and responded if you are blocking the road you might want to make sure you are blocking the road. we were let go.
American drinking laws are weird like you can't even drink in your own house until you're 21 like wtf.
In UK you have to be 18 to buy/sell or on public premises but on your own property you don't have to be 18 although if an under 5 is found to have consumed the parents can be prosecuted.
the PCP man case is why I keep wondering why you have to drug yourself, or drunk beyond help. The dignity gone during the high is priceless.
43:58 i asked the officer to keep the beast away from me. Since horses hate me For some reason
I have one to add to this street racing one night all the cars parked on the side of the road and one guy was kicking the air cleaner in to the ditch to hide what was going on a cop walked up and said who won one guy points and said he did. This got the winning ticket.
Lex Alford air cleaner?? Do You mean air horn?? And that’s funny as hell
Why wouldn't drinking vodka and juice out of a plastic bottle be legal?
Best video ever
Honestly similar to the story here when I was little people used to tell me it was common for cops to ask you to say the alphabet backwards to prove you're sobriety so I spent way too long as a kid focusing on learning how to say the alphabet backwards because I was terrified I would get pulled over and get arrested because I was an idiot who had to think about it while I slowly work through it
Howdy fancy seeing you here
🤠
Howdy
Nice
This isn’t really dumb but I had a drunk lady attempt to slap me in the middle of the ED and within seconds security had converged and we tied her down to the cot
47:44 probably at the very least liked the exit stratagy of not drunk driving and other stupid and lethal options.
Smooth or nutty. No, smooth and nutty!!!
Peanut butter balls? Retired medical professional recalls coma toast patient w
I have one of the good ones. a friend of mine has a job where he provided magazines and newspapers for kiosks and bakeryes, before opening hours. one Friday nigth. I asked if I could help, so we packed up the car and started. at one point we both had to get out of the car to deliver newspapers. when our car was stolen. we called the police. When they arrive, I ask one police officer to identify themselves. as he shows his police badge, I look at his picture and exclaim "auch Somone need a refund." he looked at his badge and looked at me with a sour look. the toke a rapport about the stolen car and left. to this day i stil dont know how i got away whit that kind of remark
31.50 ..... Let that JB cutout alone. It's my voodoo doll. I'm casting a spell on the creep.
Dear reading robot. No. doesn't mean number, it means not yes.
The reason it says "number" instead of "no" is because no is also an abbreviation of number (ex: no.1). I do find it quite annoying still.
Those peanut butter licking dogs have to be trained before such usage.
With Anna Felaxis who was unable to be interviewed at the scene after the patient was transported.
On the sobriety test,id fail 100% . I have neurologic issues and tbi. Glad i dont drive but yeah,if i drove i wouldnt pass sober or drunk. Lol
I vaguely remember the peanut butter dog story. I think they put the dog down. Poor baby.
thanks now i can rethink that why i shouldnt lie about something that i got accused for nothing and say that was a fucking lie
17:56 was indeed cute as hell
10:24 ouch, kids lucky to live. No guarantee those water barrels are going to be there or if they work
Heyooo
26:04 he was fine until he got his bill.
I don't know about chicken but I had a pet hamster that liked meatloaf and ice cream
Rem BOB hamsters are rodents just like rats, they will eat almost everything!!
i like chicken
I like chicken (this better work!)
Me too
I like chicken and french fries :)
Cool so do i
They're really surprised and don't know why an undocumented immigrant ran from the police??
13:32 Who is Aaron?
Yes
My question exactly...
William McGinnis Enquiring minds need to know
I like chicken!
I like Chicken.
do the alphabet backward I can't even do it the right way before messing up after i
I like chicken
I like chicken. :)
1st comment
If he was breathing heavily from his crotch then there is really something wrong with the guy!!!!!
Wounder how many people got pulled over for possible dui and cop ask if they can do the alphabet backwards then say
Zxw v i think, shit idk i cant even do this while soberr............
Idubbz in the thumbnail
42:23 Why the heck was "teen" censored?
Specialopsdave RUclips wants that word censored along with hundreds of commonly used words, google banned words on RUclips. You can’t say kids either
Pretty sure it was “twat” and RUclips didn’t censor it cause they’re direct screenshots from reddit
9th comment🤪
First
Why is the title nothing to do with the actual video? And why are there only 8 year olds in this comment section?
I'll have you know I'll be 10y/o next year...put that in your pipe an smoke it (◠‿◕)
@@vanessadotson8067 ok... I didn't ask for your age but fr dude look at these comments, I hope your mature enough to realise I wasn't asking for your age.
@@Bethanywi
I'm a grown man (I know u didn't ask for age) but I was just joking sorry if I rubbed you the wrong way, an pls enjoy the rest of your day
@@vanessadotson8067 honestly I was just surprised someone so young was on RUclips, that's all.
Vaneesa Dotson who is the 10 year old in the video on your page then?
It's so petty that all 17 of y'all worked together just to make sure I didn't get the first comment...I know 17 ppls who need to get a life (◠‿◕)
Those peanut butter licking dogs have to be trained before such usage.
I like chicken
i like chicken
I like chicken
i like chicken
I like chicken