What Really Happens At Your Work Place? (1 Hour Reddit Compilation)
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feel asleep and woke up and now i going back to see what I watched in my sleep
Do that all the time
I do that
This happened to me to
😂😅🤣
Same
The one about janitors is true. I worked as a custodian at an elementary school for 4 years, yes I sang into my mop when cleaning bathrooms. I worked 3:30-11pm, one night a teacher came in around 8pm to do some substitute notes for the next day. I thought I was alone in the building, singing Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror in the bathroom while mopping. We had a good laugh....
That bit about janitors is 100% true. Mostly I just enjoy music, audiobooks, and of course reddit compilations. I can't imagine doing any other kind of work. Also, all you have to do is your job and people think you're some kind of hero.
"But the secret service did put a fake plant on the floor. So that's fun." I don't know why but that line made me laugh. (8:33)
"I was a pizza delivery guy. I delivered many a Large Sausage."
This guy wins right here.
Not to my house
My husband just had a guy walk in today at work coughing in the break room without a mask on while coronavirus is all around us. Guy was sent home.
About school "incidents": I was a substitute teacher for high school in California, but one day they begged me to teach sixth grade. At recess I found a couple of the kids in my class french kissing and groping, rubbing, and really going at it. A colleague told me this behavior HAD to be reported to the girl's mother, at least. But when I called her, she said, "What's the big deal? I got pregnant when I was 12, and it didn't hurt me any! Mind your own business!" Believe it or not, being told off by a parent because they are less concerned about their child than you are is fairly common.
Rip headphone user 13:11 highpiched sound there.
shit my ear!
I literally just scrolled down into the comments to see if anyone had mentioned that yet... ouch.
Thanks for the warning.
I was like wtf was that sound it's never happened to me before I thought my headphones had something wrong.
Rip me high asf at 4am listening to this in the dark. Scared the fucking shit outta me lmaoo
As someone who has been a student aide in elementary, middle, and high school libraries (where I mostly shelved books and worked circulation), was a volunteer at my city library for 6 years in middle and high school (I served on a board planning, advertising, and helping to run events for children and teens) and then worked as a federal student work study aide in collection management at my college library (I tracked down old books that were out-of-date and hadn't been checked out in years, put the ISBN into the computer to see if we could sell them, and then packaged the books to be sold or recycled), I'm really glad that someone mentioned some of the things librarians do. I did a lot of different things, and I was just a volunteer. People don't always understand that librarians have to have masters degrees, and that they have to have them for a reason- they do a lot of different things.
Well my dad caught one coworker sleeping in a box of my mom’s papers yesterday and my other coworkers like to bust into my room and yell/whine at me at random points. And sometimes my two coworkers will start chasing each other. I have two cats and a dog.
You don't get seen quicker at the hospital just because you come in an ambulance. They still do triage so if you're not having like chest pains at like a 10 or if you haven't just been in a traumatic accident you'll get sent to the waiting room if they're full.
Nope. Generally if you're experiencing chest pains that is considered emergent enough to be seen because it could be any number of things but they mostly consider heart attacks first. Not everyone experiences them the same. Some women and men only have symptoms of acid reflux and it turns out they're having a heart attack, its blocked or they're throwing clots. They still have to rule out actual emergent conditions before making you wait because they're on the hook if you die in their waiting room because they didn't think your heart giving out was enough of an emergency. Strokes too. Related - My grandmother is going to have a serious lawsuit if she chooses to press charges when she recovers because they refused to treat her for the stroke she came in for because they wanted to make her wait for a covid test. After the neurologist who saw her literally told them to give her the meds he ordered or she would suffer permanent disability. As soon as he left they started bullying my grandmother who couldn't even speak at the time into waiting for a stupid fucking covid test when literally every second counted. They wouldn't let us see her yet either and we only found out this was happening when the neurologist came back to prep her for surgery she needed only to find out they never gave her the treatment she was supposed to get hours ago and we could literally hear his screaming at these people all the way from the emergency room. He gave her the meds himself and did it all for her from then until she left because he didn't trust them to actually give them to her. He also wrote a statement himself for her without being asked in case she wants to press charges. All this after my grandfather, her husband, had died less than a month before due to hospital negligence also due to covid. He had to have surgery on his heart because he was 90% blocked and had at least 4 stents that I remember. Still recovering from colon cancer. And they didn't fucking check on him for nearly 24 hours after his surgery because they were too worried about testing everyone and everything for covid to make sure their patient wasn't developing an infection after major heart surgery. He ended up developing a severe infection and was in septic shock by the time they actually bothered to check. And only a few hours later he died. In anguish. And they went against his DNR because my mother decided she didn't get enough time with him. My grandmother had not wanted to deal with a lawsuit over it because she wasn't handing his death well. She was all alone. She'd never been alone since she and my grandfather got married at 19. Over 50 years. She was wasting away when she had the stroke. And so she has another lawsuit to file when/if she recovers. She has round the clock nurses and physical therapy because she lost a lot of function because of their negligence. I'm obviously still extremely pissed off. My family somehow still swears by that hospital and refuses to go anywhere else. Know your rights when when to demand proper care from your doctors or you'll end up like my grandparents.
Love is magic when that love results in a dog brining you flowers lol
It's good you can't deny alcohol sales to addicts. If you were allowed to, people would.
Alcohol is one of few substances where, in severe cases, the withdrawal can kill.
As bad as it feels to withdraw from opioids (and trust me it feels really fuckin bad) it won't kill you unless you have some severe existing condition.
Alcohol on the other hand can produce intense seizures. Other sedatives like Benzos can also produce seizures (I've experienced this myself) and they can be lethal as well but the odds of permanent brain damage or death is significantly less likely than with alcohol.
at the same time, there should be a way to refer these people to help...
In my opinion it's a good thing they can't but what if they sell to someone who is already wasted and leaves the store and hits a child on a bike or has any other kind of deadly accident? Could lawsuits be brought again the clerk or store owner/company? Pharmacists can and will most definitely refuse to fill people's medications how is the law different? I'm not disagreeing at all im just curious.
@@JenLyn78 when a pharmacist is not having their asses kissed they will fuck over patients, no matter if the Rx is opioids or something else... they have way to much power.
@@Mayannaise4 yeah, but they can have people try to help them all day long. They won't ever stop unless they make that decision themselves. They might quit for awhile but it's an entire lifestyle change. That's scary to some people.
I feel like the child who stabbed the bully didn't got bullied again after that
fr what a legend. did what every kid wanted to
29:12 "hiv positively screwed " lmao
I thought i had it from the get-go but I was led astray the day you walked away. You were the clock that was tickiiiing in my heart. Changed my state of mind. Love so hard to find...
Nice to see a Reddit comp with no ads evrey 5 minutes
The kids doing the bell curve manipulation are my heroes
Losing my family suddenly is one of my biggest fears. Particularly before I move out and am financially stable.
Used to be a projection manager at a chain down in AZ. They paid for all of the regular projectionists to learn how to do some of the low-level fixes (like changing out the powerful light inside the projector). Part of the training included being told that if we didn't wear the complete PPE to do the work, and anything happened... we'd have to pay for our hospital bills ourselves.
About a year later. I didn't bother remembering any of the training, because the only PPE they had on hand is the thick gloves and the face mask, not the full torso lead apron. A light burns out, and the head manager asks me to change it. "Nope!" He looks surprised, and asks why not. "Because, we don't have the proper PPE on hand, and I am NOT getting stuck with the medical bills if anything happens, like the bulb exploding on me." He couldn't argue with that one. There are corners I'll bend, but they don't involve the chance of major physical harm to myself or others.
Another story from that AZ movie theater.
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I was working in the Vault, which is mostly picking up the extra cash from the registers and counting them down at the end of the night. Mag-lock doors, where if the one to the office is open, you can't enter or leave the Vault. The reverse is also true. During the holiday seasons, we would sometimes have up to three people in a 8'x12' room, two safes, a locking cabinate for the reset tills, and a pair of standard 2'x6' tables with a few chairs to sit in as we worked. To relieve the boredom of counting thousands and thousands (not joking) of someone else's money, once we had the bricks of 50's and 100's (or 20's) rubber banded tight, we'd hold one up and show it to the others in the room, commenting that, "This is a brand new car," or "This is the down payment on a house," NEVER using "my" or "your" ever when saying this. Had the second in command of the place hear this joke and wig out on me, and I gave him a disgusted look and told him, "You could open both safes and it wouldn't be enough money. I'd have to leave the country, and find one far enough away that you couldn't get me back to stand trial, and I =like= living in this country!" He looked a bit shocked by my statements, but didn't fuss more about the bricks-of-money comments we'd been making.
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So it's not the holiday season. I'm alone in the Vault, counting down drawers, restocking them for opening tomorrow. Someone comes in and tells me to turn off my radio and takes away my landline phone. Cell phones are just starting to take off, and I didn't have one yet. I've got lots to do, and just nod as he takes my phone, not even thinking to ask why he's doing that. Finally, more than an hour later, I've done all I can, and try to leave.
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I cannot.
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The Vault is locked, meaning the other door is propped open. While I have my radio, since they told me to turn it off, I know no one will hear me if I turn it on and call. I have no phone. I look to the tube we use to send money up to the Vault from the box office. All the tubes are downstairs... but I press the send button. Wait a few minutes and repeat. Do this cycle about 7 times, at which point someone comes up to let me out. Turns out there was a bomb scare, and not only did no one mention it to me, they all forgot I was even in the building until I started "sending" nothing down the tube until they let me out. They started hearing the noise and looked around, and when they realized what it was, remembered they hadn't cleared me out of the Vault. Peeved me quite a bit. Glad there wasn't really a bomb.
More stuff about librarians: on tv we are depicted as really shy, quiet people, but in reality, most librarian positions are better suited for extroverted people. Even librarians who don’t interact with people need people skills as you still need to negotiate, work and interact with colleagues.
-Keeping a library running requires a ton of work, and half of the job consists of creating statistics about pretty much everything.
-Librarians require constant training, you need to go to conferences, courses, seminars, or at the very least, read journal articles, you never stop learning the trade.
-Also there are sone major downsizes: office politics are usually a pain in the ass, budget cuts are a constant, as any academic environment you still need to deal with huge egos and fierce competition if you want to be listened to, you have as much fun as retail do while working with the public, you’re supposed to help people learn and grow, but the amount of stupidity you meet on a daily basis gets discouraging and frustrating, I mean there’s a reason why librarians are depicted as being grumpy all the time.
1:03:35 so you’re telling me, this teenage girl was fitting 4 fingers already? Oh boy…
I have been programming for a few years now. I taught myself in 7th grade and decided to try making a game in JavaScript last year. I am fairly certain that had I not had access to Google none of my game would be working. Very rarely does your initial code work and when it does you will often find it doesn't work the way you want it to. Also I hate quotation marks. They are a pain to deal with when using HTML. Especially when double layering HTML or something similar. Your brain can also get messed up if you work with nested arrays for too long. It isn't permanent, but you will be very confused for a while. I learned about this when trying to make a way to store numbers above the hard cap of 10^308, when adding auto songs to a discord bot, and when making my game.
21:30 The stabbing story, this is very typical of schools to ignore the bullying, the assaults, and the fear a kid is going through from the bully, but the second the victim fights back (no matter the degree, be it a fight to this story's stabbing) the school steps in and punishes the VICTIM of the bullying... The victim is punished for their actions, yet no punishment for the school employees.... They FAILED and at the very least should lose their jobs if not arrested.
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Yes but also nobody should ever deal with it by stabbing said bully no matter how shit the bully is or was to the victim 🤷♀️ they could've at least given the bully some sort of punishment idk
@@avayamm Schools have zero tolerance policies. But I guarantee they didn't punish the bully because they wanted to avoid a lawsuit from his parents despite the fact that their child's actions and the inaction of the school is the entire reason their kid got stabbed in the first place. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. He likely will never bully again now at least if he learned his lesson. Just don't fuck with people.
The teachers fighting over a computer sounds like they are just really into eachother
Bruh the things about the hospital stuff can happen sometime like when I was a little kid I coughed and a doctor recognized that I had some illness that hasn't had a reported case in decades and I am one of the few survivor.
7:43 this is why people need to stop making assumptions
"Our office is currently plagued with a mystery pooper."
That sentence made me realize the robot voice sounds British because of pooper.
1:42 this is why you set up a plan just in case someone burns the group. It saved me and my friend's asses once.
20:41 - Dude tested positive for "c******". What? Covid19? Chlamydia? Clap? Cancer? I've seen a couple of storytime readers refuse to say Covid-19, is this a new Reddit thing?
Cocaine
Cannabis or cocaie
@@chacabangasochannel3695 That makes a lot of sense. Thanks!
No problem
Yeah...definitely cocaine
Love is magic lol
Management telling us that we have to switch product modulars because they didn’t like the layout we were given by the manager in charge of the area I work in. This really frustrates me. 🙄
A coworker is saying he has a hurt leg, normally that wouldn't be an issue, but this comes as he has missed over half scheduled shifts. And this was after we had another worker quit without a reason ( boyfriend/ Pregnancy is the best guess around the site.) I have been working 7 days straight and the dreadful fear that I will be working another 21 days without a day off scares the crap out of me.
13:10 scared this shit out of me
5:23 I could see this being the IT department everyone is pissed at, so it looked into contract and is trolling them. Otherwise I'd say everyone is used to bouncing their work to this one department and they have had enough lol.
Navy always has a mystery poopers on the ship
Writer - The drinking comes in when you're an idiot and have too much confidence in your 200$ laptop from Walmart.
Save everything, email the file to yourself, back it up on an external, make copies, print shit now and then and go after it with a red pen while you're laying in bed.
Just don't put all your trust in that 200$ gizmo. You'll cry.
Every time I hear a story like the one with the teacher who was "teaching class one day and gone the next", I always let out a rip-roaring laugh! How else would a person disappear? A piece at a time? It's the same thing when an item goes missing and someone will almost inevitably say, "you'll find it in the last place you would think to look". No duh, because once you find it, why would you continue looking?
Halloween Decorations HR : Do what I say not what I do. Staff: Screw you. I would have gotten the whole department to come in one night and decorate the whole building top to bottom and say we were just finishing what you started a week ago.
Two Teachers One Computer Solution: Stick an 'Out of Order' sign on the monitor of the offending computer then remove the keyboard and mouse.
My shop had to hire our competitor to finish our work because tool was down for over 30 days.
1:13:23 Since they're eating carrots I just imagine a bunch of bunnies talking to each other.
41:49 Used to deliver newspapers, can confirm it is never kids anymore. You gotta be up at two A.M. and then deliver all the papers on your route by six. And the pay sucked. Fortunately, that's early enough that there's no cars on any of the residential streets, so you can generally go all over the road with impunity. It makes crap a LOT faster. Also sometimes people will leave you tips.
Also, the reason so many people who play teenagers are in their twenties or whatever is due to child labor laws (which puts a huge cramp on the amount of time minors can actually spend on set) and so that directors don't have to deal with as many Stage Moms.
And well, Dead Poets Society was set in the 50's at a private school that only ran because of rich parents. It's not that surprising that staff weren't raising concerns about their charges, especially since the abuse in the movie was largely emotional rather than physical.
5'3" girl at electronics store : no matter what the policy is at your store if someone ever threatens you again again give them the refund. Your life is more important than store policy. You left anyway so what difference does it make if you break store policy.
i was playing minecraft and then at 13:00 there was just a lout BEEP and it scared the shit out of me
A few of my coworkers have desk heaters, kind of amusing, though sometimes they forget to turn them off when they leave. But we're not entirely sure the office's thermostat works so I guess they're sort of weak radiators for the entire room?
Is the one with the boss testing positive for weed recent? I'm surprised anyone cares. My old company joked that most of them were probably stoners. And that was before everywhere started legalizing it.
I just love 3:28. Like, come on, that's the best thing there is!
When I was in highschool we had ten minute passing times
I used to work at a mall that is pretty infamous in north Texas. The shop across from my store was flooded by police suddenly. Ppl gathered not knowing. Turns out the shops owners boyfriend unalived himself in the back room by shotgun during mall hours. They had until Christmas Eve to sell everything. So sad. No one even heard the shot back there.
29:16 I love the expression "HIV positively screwed"
I work at UPS and it really feels like every other person is either high or buzzed on boos. Not the drivers, but the loaders and everyone at the Warehouse. Every single person I talk to is on something legally or illegally. I mean they still do their job, but man I had no idea most of the packages I've been ordering are getting sorted out be druggies.
I worked at a liquor store seeing people that would shake was the saddest thing
This is soooooooo cool
They had one woman collecting funds for a Christmas party or some bullshit but then the fired her without first retrieving the money so she decided to use it as unemployment bonus. LOL.
Had to take a state exam to be an adj. 1 question that was heavily wieghted. The question was regarding banking issues. Someone who had been in the banking business failed the test because they said he got that question incorret. And had to appeal it because they have the wrong answer on the test. There was 200 of us in the room and this had been on the test for years. It was found out that the guy was correct and that the test answer was incorrect. We were all told to keep it hush hush.
My stepdad worked for trucking company in the 80s. Someone kept pooping in every truck. They said the "Mad Sh!t+er" was never caught for years.
That story around 17:16 is really messed up
I'm a janitor listening to reddit radio.
at my last job there was a woman hired as a temporary employee who was caught stealing merchandise to resell and they had a ton of security footage of her doing it. But they couldn't even fire her because the business was closing and the liquidation people said to let it go. (there was no corporate anymore so my manager was the highest up in the company and liquidation dude got to call the shots). She wasn't at our store's mingle on the last day of business so I wonder if they called the cops, I hope they did
Sounds like the teachers who are fighting, over the chair might like each other.
My first day at my new high school in a new city a student was slammed up against the wall and choked by my biology teacher inches away from me. He didn’t touch the teacher so I was surprised he wasn’t fired.
Love IS magic in the sense that Doug Henning was magic.
Love is magic
I was at my Aunts house when a woman comes running to the front door, screaming for help. About 20 ft behind her was her husband. He grabs her by the hair and yanked her off the pouch. Scared the crap out of me at 12 yo.
the boss brought her teenaged kids to work during summer break, the girl is fine but the boy bearly speaks doesn't drink or eat or go to the restroom, when you speak to him he doesn't respond, and when he doesn't understand his task will just sit and wait until I go and check on him.
He is smart (when there is no work he is practicing programming in C++) but we are figuring out if he is maybe slightly autistic, or extremely shy.
11:00 i am in same boat. Zero fucks to give.
My second grade media center teacher was a pedophile and was sentenced to jail for 25 years for r*ping a minor the year after I was in his class. Really freaky that I was around him a lot when I was 7, and the whole school loved him. We were all shocked needless to say when we found out why he really left since our teachers just said he left for better pay.
Yeah by that time their brain chemistry has completely changed so that even when they stop drinking it's like they haven't... Saw quite a few older cousins like that.
56:30 I am from Spain and we have a huge problem with people doing this because those operations are paid with the taxes of everyone who lives there. So basically people are taking advantage of it and it is like robing because even if it is not directly it is still paid with the money of everyone who lives there.
hackers also don't know what a gibbson is.
6:36 what do they mean by “racking every woman at our plant”? What does racking mean, or more specifically, which definition are they using?
44:12 so Max from Hocus Pocus was smart in those terms then? at least in the placing a lighter up to the sprinkler system?
57:50 I wonder if "Saving Private Ryan" is an example of a movie portraying war properly.
I was thinking that myself. And maybe American Sniper as well since it was based on actual missions run by the sniper. And actually a youtube channel had a war vet come in and break down some scenes in military movies. He broke down some scenes from American Sniper. He said it was kinda accurate.
40:09 My husband is a pipe welder and says the same thing. I would add that, as a qualified touch-typist with many, many years of experience, it annoys the heck out of me to see people "typing" on screen. Perhaps they would like to film my hands instead, the way they sometimes do with a famous actor who is supposed to be playing the piano?
Id love to find out how the tornado and drunks story played out
gas leak in ER: You are a real trooper to stay in that situation. I would consider it like a fire and ran like hell and hoped those other people got the hell out. It could have been a fire and explosion and wheeling people into a hallway could have been the exit path for the explosion / fireball. Any spark could have set it off.
AAA the pooping bandit is back
"I'm HIV positively screwed!"
I know it's not funny but........
XD
all mechanics are super smart ..................................................... YES, YES at least the good ones.
I work for a very well known and prestigious company... I am the entire art department. They are to cheap to hire any other graphic designers... they have the money but instead just give me more titles currently i am art director, website designer, graphic designer, photographer, concept artist, layout artist, package designer, social media designer, social media manager, illustrator.... and lots more... i need an intern or something. but they will never give it to me.
50:40- I have never once in my entire life had the misconception that being a flight attendant was glamorous by any stretch of the imagination. I just always imagined it was a lot of 🤢🤮
Same
Damn, this makes my schools look so lame. No teachers banged any kids or anything 😂
Your school seems decent then. Good on your parents/guardians doing you a favour. No need to have all the excess drama around you when your goal is to get an education.
M16's did used to be fully auto like 50 years ago. Also the last year of my 8 years of service they switched them back to fully auto (got out in 2017).
Thank you for your service! Blessed be!
28:04 WHAT THE ABSOLUTE EVERLASTING FUCK
I'd like to add to the archaeology but realistic one:
Finding nothing all throughout the excavation
Back. Pain.
Love is magic! Just in case…
OMGGGG HAHAHAH XDDD
To the person who works in a hostel in Amsterdam. If you have things going missing and he is the one cleaning the rooms then you need to tell him you don't need him anymore and that you are hiring a local person to do the job. If they don't understand then tell them they are fired. Stand up to the slacker / thief. You will lose business and the word will spread that you have thieves working for you. You should have reported that person to the police once he told you about his passport and the conversion rate for 150 pounds to euros. He could have googled the conversion rate. Sounds like he is a real Dumb butt.
Story at 19:45 ish. Normalize physically assaulting child predators.
Thing about going out to find an artist, some bands record really well but sound horrible live, like Poison and Coheed and some bands are the opposite, Chicken Foot being a prime example.
´love is magic
57:36. How Saving Private Ryan? Pretty certain it's as realistic as it gets, movie industry wise, when it comes to military movies except MAYBE American Sniper.
What is with people and f**king inherentence the guy killed 3 family members over a few thousand jeez what has the world come to. Good on those managers for helping the guy out.
Yes. Lawsuit time for sure. Also,we all have phones with Vidoe record. Wear shorts with chest pocket. When you know You’er walking to car alone,dealing with a.Karen or arsehole worker;turn on record and insert in pocket fi record it all for your Lawsuit. You’er welcome.
13:12 what was that noise?
The manager for the drivers and the manager for the pharmacy during night shift recently had a spat that resulted in both of them threatening to take it up with the big boss who oversees everything. Neither are particularly likable. The big boss man is... not unlikable but also frustratingly naive.
fight: person doing the stabbing should not have been the only one expelled although that kid got off light. Teacher who allowed the situation to get out of hand should have been dumped (not the one who broke up the fight) I would have expelled the bully as well. Bullies are a holes and ruin the school environment for everyone. It is always good to get the whole story. Probably some rule about weapons being brought to school is an automatic expulsion.
loophole don't bring a weapon,. find one at school... The staff that ignored the complaints of the victim should be arrested... Accessory to the crime..
Best stories ever, each post is so entertaining. Thanks
6:37 What is "racking" in this context?
Google's definition of racking is to either inflict pain or harass someone as far as I understood it.
Wasn’t sure if it meant he slept with all of the women or if he was grabbing their breasts (also often called a rack)
I asked the same question on another video because I couldn't find a dictionary definition that fit the context.
Urban dictionary says it's "Making out"
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=racking