Police, What Was The Worst Case You've Had To Respond To? (r/AskReddit)
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I've got two siblings with schitzophrenia. It worries me that if they were a victim of crime, that the police might dismiss them as lunatics. Because of poverty, mentally ill people are more likely to live in high crime areas, which makes them more anxious, but sometimes that anxiety has some foundation. Bottom line: keep an open mind.
I'm so sorry.
My ex boyfriends older brother had Asperger's. The cops shot and killed him when he and his boyfriend got into an emotional argument. The neighbors called the police not knowing what else to do. It was heartbreaking, he is one of the sweetest easiest to get along with person. Not to mention a practical mechanical genius. It should have never happened, but to completely honest every single one of us worried something like that could happe.
@@sg-cg6lr God, I am so sorry.
Girlfriend's dad is a cop. He pulled a guy over for a DUI. As he got to the window the guy said "Honest asskisser I'm not as think as you drunk I am." Three weeks later he pulls over a van. As he gets to the window he see the driver he arrested 3 weeks prior switch to the passenger seat. The drunk says "But I wasn't driving, he was." while pointing to the 5 foot teddy bear in the back seat.
I thought it was not funny also. I lost a wife and 1 month old daughter to a drunk driver. In my opinion anyone caught drinking and driving should be thrown in jail and lose their license permanently. In El Salvador if you get caught driving under the influence you are shot at the road side as soon as you fail the sobriety test. Maybe that is the reason there have only been 7 DUI'S in the last 10 years.
@@jaycooper2812 People change tho. So permanent ban on license or death is definitively too extreme a punishment for DUI unless you are proven to be a recidivist with no hope.
Jay Cooper if it means anything, I thought it was funny
Jay Cooper ~ no. They don’t. That’s urban legend.
They have a no tolerance, meaning .01 is too much and they take and sell your car but they don’t execute you.
That’s also going around about Bulgaria but apparently they’re more lenient because they don’t kill you until you’ve been busted twice.
Though I do agree, the US is far too lenient.
@@izzojoseph2 Idea: puncture the side of the tire. If they for some reason drive drunk once they're out of prison, pop 2 tires.
Cops get a strange call: Late at night, woman says she was sleeping when she heard somebody in her living room and went in and the lights were on and a strange man was on the floor playing with her dogs. She asked him who he was and he said he didn't know. She asked why he was in her house and he said he didn't know. She asked him to wait outside so he went outside and sat on the stoop. The cops come by and there the man was, sitting patiently on the stoop. They ask him, "Are you on medication?"
"Yes."
"When did you take it last?"
Man pauses to think. "I don't remember."
"How about we take you to the hospital?"
"Okay."
The man was a friend of mine. He'd just been driving through town, stopped at a traffic light, when voices in his head told him to put the car in park and start walking. He had just strolled around for hours, going wherever the voices told him to go, including into the lady's house. The dogs greeted him, he greeted them, turned on the lights and the rest is history. I think the fact that he's a very pleasant, good looking and well-groomed individual served him well.
His next of kin was his brother, who was relieved that my friend was okay, since he'd been called hours earlier to get the car out of traffic and his brother was nowhere to be found.
I absolutely love everybody in that story. There's just a surreal charm to the whole thing.
Cemetery of Choice he’s lucky he didn’t enter the wrong house !! Could’ve been shot right there and know one knew he was mental and that potentially could have turned out very badly for him . He’s very lucky 🍀
@@rondadepenbusch8152 Yup. I told "Bob" he's lucky he's handsome and personable and that the woman didn't panic.
seeing a guy just sitting on your floor playing with your dogs isnt that intimidating lol
@@borko8325 yeah, it probably helped the dogs were happy
My dad got pulled over for flying down the highway at a high rate of speed. The cop says, "Okay, buddy. Let me see your pilot's license." My dad shows the cop his pilot's license so the cop laughs and lets him go with a warning.
Cemetery of Choice I fucking love this 😂
My buddy and I got pulled over for speeding. He was driving. The cop asked him if he had a license and my buddy said "what time is it?" Cop tells him 11:50. Buddy tells him that he has a license for the next ten minutes because it was getting revoked the next day. Cop thought that was funny enough to turn us loose.
i cannot believe there aren't more comments
Hahha awesome
That makes me want to get one 😄😄
I got arrested once because my GF at the time came home drunk (I was asleep) and she assaulted me. I literally restrained her hands from hitting me, left the room and called the cops, waited in my car for them to arrive. Cops show up. I tell them what happened. They book and charge me with Domestic assault, imprisonment, battery. She got to sleep her fucking hangover off. I ended up representing myself (lawyer was useless) and worked a deal where I'm on probation for a year and had to sit through DV classes. Asked the judge why I was even being charged and he said flat out "in this state, we always go harder on the male than the female". After thousands of dollars of bullshit, my record was expunged. But I'm still angry about it. Gross injustice.
"Men have more privileges than women."
I've got 1 for y'all. A few years ago, I get the "cop knock" at my door. I was asleep. I wake up, knocking continues. I throw on sweatpants, go and answer the door. 2 officers are there. They tell me that my X has reported me for domestic abuse.
1. It's obvious that I was asleep.
2. She no longer lives with me.
3. She lives over 100 miles away.
The officers tell me to get some rest, and to have a nice day.
6:28 that is some real bro moment, he knows hes going to jail anyway but decides not to ruin his friends life
True-
we need more criminals like jim
38:48 I'm Christian myself, and i couldn't agree more. Religion is not a crutch, cudgel, or shield. It also doesn't mean you're entitled to anything.
I think for at least some people religion can be those things. Though generally religion is more about community than anything else.
@@nope53926 I can't speak for other religions, but a lot of the New testament is dedicated to speaking against this kind of behavior. For instance, it's written in no uncertain terms that Christians are not only not guaranteed a happy and easy life, but Christians will one day suffer hardship and persecution for their beliefs.
Jesse Brown EXACTLY
@@jesterbrown90 Amen!
Jesse Brown religion was literally made for people that can’t handle not knowing what’s going to happen to them after death
I got in a bad accident on my way home from college when a teen decided to run a red light due to faulty breaks without any warning. He was slowing but saw me turning left and decided to gun it. He blatantly ran the red light and the guy told the officer he got into an accident “again” and wrecked his car “again” in front of the officer, he then showed the officer a text message telling his father he needs to fix the breaks, they were faulty.....that was sent right before the crash. He was texting and driving, I had a clean record and the officer decided to question me for an hour on the side of a busy road but let the guy drive off since his car still worked....he got no ticket or anything, I got a totaled car and nothing out of it since the officer filled it as “no offense” now I have no car and had to get rides for a few months. It wasn’t fun getting rid of the car I’ve had since I got my liscense, still the best car I’ve ever had. Incase anyone was wondering he had a beat up truck that plowed into my front wheel well and shot the wheel so far in it broke the brace holding the entire engine up and broke the windshield, I almost flipped over as I spun around in a circle. Gotta love it
I’m so sorry that happened. As stupid as karma is, I hope it bites that asshole that destroyed your car so hard he screams.
Seriously though, why haven't you sued the guy civilly?
I see the cop as the problem. The kid is definitely at fault, but was let go with a mulligan. That's ridiculous
I think the real problem is you were in college and can’t use the correct spelling for (Brake) lol
My boyfriend is a state trooper and a few weeks ago he told me about pulling over a pickup truck doing 90 mph.
He walked up and this big guy basically tossed him his information and said please do what ever you got to do but hurry.
Said the guy was in tears.
He was from Mississippi but working here in Oregon and had just gotten a call saying his dad had died.
He didn't get a ticket but was asked to at least keep it below 80.
So he would rather kill someone else? Why not just catch a flight. Even if his dad died. There's nothing he can do at that point. So why risk everyone else when he's not thinking clearly.
@no oneherre: Have you ever heard of the Autobahn? Dedicated high speed (no speed limit roads) are very safe as long as nobody is poking along.
@@cherylmcelveen2817 I have. But this is in America. No such road exists. Most cars can't perform at high speeds, let alone a truck. And unfortunately this poor guy isn't in a good emotional state, and likely teary eyed. Few thousand pounds of vehicle traveling at high speeds if likely to result in tragedy for everyone. There's not much he can do after his father passed away.
When I was young, I locked my keys in my car so had to take mom's car back home to get spare key. Brother came with me, and while speeding, bottomed out the car throwing sparks (or at least the cop told me that) which led the cop to think I'd been drinking, especially since it was a holiday. He told us to go wait by his car while he searched our car.
His partner asked me if I had any ID, which was also locked in my car. I said "well, not any you want to see" and he snapped at me "don't tell me what I want to see, hand it over" so I handed over the cardboard "ID" - which came with the A-team dart gun I'd bought earlier that day. My brother watched that piece of cardboard pass between our hands and was sure he was going to jail.
I have to give the cop credit, I could tell he wanted to laugh as I explained my wallet and keys were locked in my car.
So you're a "special agent first class huh?"
"Um, well, yes I suppose so."
His partner, having searched and found nothing, came back and started giving me a lecture about speeding, which made me happy because I could tell he had decided not to ticket me, when his partner says "check this out" and hands him the card.
Again a valiant struggle not to smile and he just says "get the hell out of here"
"Yessir!"
Then my brother and I spent about ten minutes laughing uncontrollably because before we had left to go get my spare key I said "Well, better bring the A-Team ID card in case we get pulled over."
And my brother said "oh sure, like that will really work" and I said "yeah, they'll look at it and let us go" and that's exactly what happened and we were just flabbergasted that it played out that way
That's amazing
"the man pulled up behind the drunk abuser on the freeway and proceeds to *beat him with brass knuckles.*
Got pulled over and instantly started crying. I assume the cop thought I was trying to get out of the speeding ticket since he looked at me kind of awkwardly. It was literally the first time getting out of the house for anything besides funeral arrangements and the service itself for my sister. Just couldn't believe my luck and instantly started crying. Just wanted some breakfast but took my ticket and went home.
Hope your luck turns around soon
4:25 this is so heartwarming. So glad new staff are told this story. 12:12 Love this guy for taking time off from his vacation to clean up somebody elses empty beer cans. People like that need to be sainted. Ad also, go the guy with brass knuckles defending the poor woman being abused. Hero.
I served in a trial where a guy was intoxicated in a car, listening to the radio, key in the ignition. He was cooperative and forthcoming. Yeah he was guilty as fuck by the law. But is took us 3 minutes to find him not guilty.
Yay for nullification!
That's dumb as shit.
My dad was in his car one day when someone tapped his rear bumper and said he backed into him and that they were going to call the cops. My dad explained that he was a friend of a detective and a state trooper. He asked which one they wanted. They got back in their car and drove off. My dad had been friends with the police for years because he worked for state highway and had to call them all the time for car wrecks and etc.
So sad that if you have a mental health disorder, or if someone else claims that you have one you're automatically dismissed as "crazy" and not believed and can continuesly be dismissed as a victim of a crime... On the other hand my father has an undiagnosed mental health disorder and is able to hide it and is allowed to be a police officer because of his long military history ,🤔
Ah, the power of labeling people...
In the second story the guy was diagnosed because of the calls, meaning he may have not been crazy at first but was now
This was one of my huge fears with being diagnosed and labeled. It can be used against you in so many ways.
Except sometimes the labal is right
My mom got pulled over because someone reported that she left 2 little kids in her car alone while she was at Walmart.
She hadn't, my older sister was lying down in the back because she was tired and had a headache.
Anyway, when she got pulled over, everything was fine. Officer completely understood and she was let off with just a warning.
"Why aren't you out there catching murderers?"
Well they _did_ just pull someone over in possession of a deadly weapon... It astounds me that people act like speeding isn't a real crime as if that ton of metal that you are only able to control because the computer is doing all the heavy lifting moving more than twice as fast as it would take to kill the majority of people you hit with it is 100% under your control and that you are infallible.
I agree. I live in Oakland, ca where the dumb fucks speed 70,80 on a 35 while weaving back and forth.
I've lost count of how many times I've seen a truck run a red going 70 and plow into 3 or 4 other cars.
I'm serious. I'm not exaggerating for drama sake. Its ridiculous.
Speeding in and of itself isn't that dangerous. As long as you know how to pay attention to what you're doing and not jerk the wheel or slam the brakes to upset the balance of the car. I see very few speeders who look like they know how to speed, though. They mostly just go full GTA and constantly miss other cars purely by chance. But I do see some people out here on the roads who do it properly.
steweygrrr they were called out on almost all of these situations , and I’m pretty sure that they are constantly looking for murders but that’s what keeps the US Marshall’s busy . They’re who tracks down the worst of the worst . Cops have a job that they’re doing!!!
Realistically going too fast or too slow can be extremely dangerous in the wrong area, be aware of your surroundings and make good judgement calls and you will be fine lol.
I know ppl make mistakes and forgiveness is divine but I still can't be friends w ppl who have DUI's.
The story about the developmentally challenged man being kept locked in a suite made me really sad.
One time, my dad got out of a ticket for running a red light because he had just moved from Nebraska to Denver. He still had Nebraska plates on his car. The officer was like "I know they don't have traffic lights in Nebraska (which isn't true, by the way, in case anyone at all thought it was), but here, when one of those lights is red, we stop driving. I'm only giving you a warning right now, but keep that in mind from now on."
I'm still amazed my idiot of a father was able to avoid a ticket like that, without even giving an excuse. He had lived in Denver for a few months at that point, and even had a Colorado driver's license. My mother brings it up sometimes, and still gets upset over it.
We live in a society where you can be arrested for not attending a court date that doesn't exist 🤔
The first story is legendary.
I kind of want them to become best friends.
two slices of cheese... amazing
I have to go to
"Didnt want to cite the dad" but wanted to cite a minor in puberty? whats wrong with this guy...
Bree Miller Yeah but the kid could have been living in an abusive home. You don’t have to respect your parents just because they are your parents. They don’t all deserve it
@Bree Miller hes 13 and the dad hit his face till his nose bled.
@Bree Miller context is everything
@@slowpokebr549 the kid still shouldn't have an assault charge. That's fucking absurd. That teaches the kid "hey, if you're ever in trouble and think you will have to defend yourself, get ready to get a charge"
I left my insane ex because of several acts of violence and some pretty extreme behavior on her part. She filed a restraining order on me some six months after our break up. I had not seen her and had in fact avoided the living crap out of her in that time period. Don't get me wrong, I know that it's a good thing that people can file restraining orders but she made it very clear that she was just trying to cause me trouble and cost me money. She drug out the proceedings and forced it to go to trial before a judge. During the trial I actually felt bad for her attorney. The accusations she had made were patently, demonstrably false. At one point the judge even rolled his eyes at my exes antics. It really left a sour taste in my mouth. It amounted to legal harassment that I could do nothing about. I work in a field that requires a clean background screening and I could have lost my job that I have had for 20 years. I'm just lucky that the cops and the judge were on my side.
That legit sounds like an ex of mine. Which state was this?
my dad once got bored at night and went on a drive round town, when he no longer knew where to drive he just started driving circles on a parking lot, someone saw that and actually called the cops on him because it looked VERY suspicious, police get there and obviously don't believe him for a while, they eventually just asked what he wanted to steal (it was the parking lot of a very big tech company that my dad hadn't heard of cause he's an old hippie that doesn't even own a flip phone) so he just looked so confused and honestly told them he thought it was a college or something, eventually they let him go because he had obviously not done anything illegal, has a clean record and well he was so confused that there even could be anything to steal there.
me my mom always talk about this when we pass the building
the best get out of a speeding ticket I've ever heard and Saturday had to smell was my girlfriend at the time she had a curry tummy, I was alittle too fast, trying to GTFO, and got pulled over, the officer poked his head in, did the usual, and my gf said , officer I apologize for what your about to smell and what I've done, he was like wtf then he gagged, I had to get out to vomit too, she had to clean my truck and deodorize it also, I mean that LINGERED, he said good luck buddy, but get rid of her, I begged to be taken for the night haha
Lol! Poor girl
53:08 when I was in highschool I hung out with some burnouts one summer, they actually did this, you CAN get store credit (Walmart gift card) instead of money back. They would sell the gift cards to this guy who owned a gas station near the highschool an then used cash to buy drugs. I was basically tasked with driving them to the different stores an in return they bought me a decent amount of weed and fill my tank up on my car.
I had a cop tell me his 5 year old behaved better than I did. I said, "I would too if I knew my daddy had a gun." I have my reasons for it....
Had one hit me on my bike and then blamed me and yelled at me cause now he wont get his safety award badge thing they get. My bike didnt have a seat, just a bar sticking up. It could've turned out worse than major road rash on my arm and leg. Called an ambulance and he told them it was my fault so they were jerks towards me as well. I was just riding my bike. I swear that cop didnt like me. He gave me a ride home once and ran a stop sign. Yelled at me and said it was my fault cause he was busy yelling at me for some other reason I dont remember.
This needs more likes-
And that cops a damn jerk.
Wow you can understand what the heck he's trying to say? You both must be from the same planet. Not earth, obviously, but still
Fun fact: cop dash cams record up to 30seconds before them hitting their sirens (sirens trigger the cam to record) I know this because I have been arrested for “attempted vehicle evasion” I couldn’t find a spot to pull over since I was pulled over in a very narrow street
22:00 Not surprised at all to hear that. DWI's are big money, and make departments look good. I found this out after a guy I used to work with got screwed by a DWI charge a number of years back. (For reference: We both worked at a job where you could not have ANY sort of law infraction on your record. Even parking or speeding tickets were a huge deal.)
The guy I worked with had gone to a friends house in the afternoon. The friend decided he was going to throw a party that night, and the guy I knew stuck around. They ended up drinking. After the party was over, the friend asked everyone to leave, but all of the local taxis were already rented out (small town) and this was before Uber. The guy I had worked with was responsible, and decided he was going to sleep in the bed of his own truck instead. He threw his keys into the woods and slept in the bed of his truck. A few hours later a cop pulls up to check the truck out. Gives the guy a field sobriety, which he obviously fails. Cop asks the guy where the keys are and he explains he threw them away. Cop says something to the effect of "You need to have them. I don't know if this truck is really yours or not without those keys." They both go searching for the keys with the guy for the next *40 minutes.* They find them. The guy *now* has the keys in his hands, is next to his vehicle, and is drunk...he gets arrested and charged with a DWI.
As a result of this, he is immediately terminated from his job (mandatory reporting, he would have been in even deeper trouble if he hadn't said something). He went on to fight the charge, obviously. I think some of the people that I worked along side him were called in as character witnesses. I really wish they would have asked me to do it too. The guy was great at his job. Good person all around. I'm still angry that they screwed him over the way they did.
Never consent to searches. The cop would have found some reason to arrest him regardless. Just wanted to ruin a guys life.
I’ve decided that among the lowest forms of human-shaped slime are the ones who will do something socially unacceptable (raep, domestic abuse, public partner violence) or provoke others to violence through fighting word or physical aggression, get the crap beaten out of them, then call the cops and press charges on the person they aggressed against.
I have gotten out of a few tickets, parking/speeding, by being honest. Never tried to talk myself out of it. I think they appreciated it. Especially the cop, whom I accidentally gave my expired DL (I had put the wrong one in my wallet, glad I hadn't thrown the other away)...let me off without even a written warning.
The busted turn signal one I was pulled over for one to. But it was to say I never seen some one deal with one correctly. I knew it just died since your consol indicator blinks fast and I was using hand signals to indicate which way I was turning. It was also handy I was turning into an auto zone
i "work loss prevention for a major retailer"...so your a security guard at target? lol it sounds like calling someone who pumps gas a "petroleum transfer technition" no hate though
That's what retailers call it. And they're really not security, Loss Prevention isn't going to throw a violent drunk out of the store for instance.
They're not really security guards
thanks for the info guys, i figured about as much, but it just sounds like its being dressed up thats all...like i said not hatin, we all gotta make a livin, its pay to play in the free world
loss prevention is sort of like the security guards manager
Imma house painter or a coatings application specialist!🤪
23:00 yeah that's called self-defense in the civilized world. That usually goes for protecting others as well.
He was still using an illegal weapon though.
A weapon is designed to inflict harm. Kinda strange that we have an "illegal weapon", like, yeah, you can hurt someone, but don't dare use a tool to make it more efficient.
Civilized world? You need to do a lot more research into what "civilized" truly means.
@@cherylmcelveen2817 e.g. the west, where most people have a right to defend themselves with proportionately more force than they were attacked with- as equal force is not a deterrent to violence.
The dude who called and claimed the ex wife was going to hurt the kids. I would have asked when exactly she called him, then checked their phone history
hard to do that if it *was* genuine since you need to get there asap. double checking is hard when every second counts.
I would’ve arrested the guy for filling a false police report and endangering the children
My dad was a county corrections officer for almost 3 decades. Regarding the guy elbowing the car window and immediately getting brought back to jail, he used to tell us every October or November, once it started to get cold, like clockwork, homeless people would break store windows, break public property, small misdemeanors that would land them in jail for 4-6 months, and do exactly what that guy did.
I laughed unnecessarily hard at the one about the guy not being able to go outside without being harassed for sex ! Lmfaoooo I know it’s a bad situation but the reply was hilarious and now I’m in tear thinking about the scenario 😂😂😂😂😂
See, my mom had it mentioned on my drivers permit that I'm (mildly) autistic *_JUST_* because we heard so many horror stories about police pulling people over and worried about how I might react in that situation...so we both decided better safe than sorry and had it stated so that if I ever find myself in that kind of situation I'll have an excuse for any unusual behaviors because I'm just really bad at socializing.
6:25 I remember seeing this a while ago on Live PD. I can't remember where they were or which episode it was on, but the host's reaction when they cut back to the studio was great.
31:37
I don't get why anyone of the officers even thought about getting the cuffs out for the woman.
This is clearly a case of
false accusation by the guy, so if anything, cuff and arrest him.
Bureaucracy?
23:28 in Texas recently there was a case just like that but instead of beating the dude up he shot him and the judge let him off
I was going around the round about and went up on the curb. The cop pulled me over and asked why I was hugging the curb of the round about.. I answered, because it looked like it needed a hug.
He laughed and let me go.
"not a cop, never called the cops, but..."
I got baker acted and involuntarily put in the psych ward because my roommate was mad at me. I was ASLEEP when about 8 cops burst in my room, wouldn't listen to me at all. I said just hours before I'd kicked the roommate out, and he wasn't on any lease, but they wouldn't listen and wouldn't even let me say bye to my 8 year old son. There's legit NOTHING to stop someone from getting you baker acted when it's complete BS.
Also, something I don't remember very well, but I had to go to the hospital from an Asthma attack (For me as an adult it is more weather related, so as a kid it was probably stuff in the air, not exertion) and according to my mother a police officer escorted her and my dad to the hospital when they found out why they were speeding. I don't remember the stop, but if it's the incident I am thinking of, it was around haloween (which is actually my favorite holiday as an adult) and spending around a week in the hospital, making eggshell ghosts and bats, and at admittance wanting my mom because they kept missing the needle on the stick and my dad wasn't enough. Other stuff like not knowing i could take stuff out if I had to go to the bathroom, or at an older age my oldest sister timing me a few times because of breathing.
I got pulled over by the police in the town where we lived. Police officer gave me a warning for running a yellow light. Never have figured that one out.
I was going 90 in a 55 while driving a Pontiac Firebird 2002 ~ fun car. T tops off.
There was a trap ahead where cops would sit. I thought they had moved on but Saw a cop ahead of me with his radar gun so I started flashing my lights and started pulling over before he flashed his lights at me.
He asked, “what’s going on?”
I said, “Thank god you’re still here.”
“Okay, I’ll bite. Why?”
See that mini van drive by as you came up?” (There was no minivan)
“Yeah. What about it?”
He’d been ghosting me, tailgating and brake checking. I knew he couldn’t keep up so I gunned it. I tried pulling over but he started pulling over, too.”
“Why didn’t you go to the police station.”
“That’s where I was headed until I saw you.”
“Well, this is an easy car to remember. You’ll get double if see you speeding again.”
Kinda feel guilty lying about the whole thing but not as bad as that ticket would have felt.
Damn good one
Yeah, but then he was distracted by looking for that kind of vehicle and might have overlooked something important :/
Pineapple Pen ~ nah. I don’t think so. I have a pretty obvious car. I don’t think he really believed me but I could see he was bewildered at the story. At the end of the day, cops are people, right? If you can give them something out of the routine, they appreciate it.
Heard the other end of this story on another of these vids, cop knew it was BS but it was such a fun story he didn't care.
34:10 that was actually pretty funny
Okay, long story but this is my avoided a ticket story.
Late at night, at around 1 AM. I was driving on a state route that went from 55mph, down to 45mph, and then back up to 55. I was doing 59mph through the 45, a state highway patrol officer whips a U turn and pulls me over. I was extremely high and had very bloodshot red eyes. I had a quarter (7 grams) of mids (low quality weed), my buddy had another quarter, and my buddy in the backseat had a half. When the officer was at my window I have him my license and insurance information and he asked me, "Why are your eyes so red son?". I gave him the old "allergies" excuse. Well he pulls me out of the car and walks me back to the cruiser. He looks at me and says, "now I know damn well allergies aren't going to make your eyes that red, what's the real reason?" Back then I could make myself cry on command, so I start the water works and tell the officer, "Well sir I didn't want to look like a bitch in front of my friends but I've been arguing with my girlfriend of 4 years all day and I've been constantly crying, it's got me really torn up and I think she's about to leave me". The officer buys it and sends me on my way with just a warning. Never even searched me or my 2 friends.
The same officer pulls me over the next day for rolling a stop sign and gives me a ticket lmfao. But at least I didn't have anything on me this time.
TL;DR, got pulled over with an ounce of weed in the car, extremely high, and got off with a warning for speeding.
Yeah, pops was a doc. He’d speed to a case and cops would flash lights. He’d hold out his doctor’s bag. He never did it to BS out of a ticket and several times the cops followed him into the hospital. Nurses always stopped police before they actually got into the OR.
They all belong to the same club/
@@cherylmcelveen2817 what’s that mean
Before I got fired, I was being trained to transition from seasonal to LP at a party city(one guy owned like 3-4 stores in the center) and I was taught to look out for people who don’t check prices so even though I never check prices I make sure to look at it for like 2 seconds and take it anyways
I fell asleep through watching YT and now I’m here 😂
45:56 Yeah Ft Benning will really get you. My dad did BT there and then was stationed there later for 5 years
What I want to know is how many cops have arrested people for drug possession/use/distribution and whether they feel remorse for fucking over an innocent persons life.
Lmmfao "I had a lady offer me a job, a real one🤣🤣🤣"
Woohoo I once ripped my own 👃 off then had it glued back on......
This video really shows it is no longer innocent until proven guilty but guilty until you can convince me you are innocent
For the one at 13:00 just because he isn’t actually drunk doesn’t mean that it’s ok for him to be driving. Driving while under the influence of any drug or while in any physical condition that impacts your vision, balance, awareness, or decision making can still get you arrested. Alcohol or recreational drugs will probably lead to a more serious sentence but there will most likely be a fine of some kind for reckless endangerment of yourself and others by driving impaired.
Im not a cop. I went to Pennsylvania to hangout with my friends. They watch the show called live pd. There was this skinny looking dude getting arrested. The officer asked the guy if he had any drugs. He admitted tk having weed but he told the officer he had a bag of pink himalaya salt cause he likes to go to mcdonalds to spice up his big mac. We were all shocked when the officer pulled out a bag of pink himalaya salt.
I loved the first one I hope he gets taken more seriously now and even though it was just an afterthought I think the cameras will be a huge help in making him feel safer
Thefirst one is too good xD
My husband (bf at the time), myself, and our best friend were hanging out as teens at a junk/antique shop we liked that sold cheap swords. Almost got one that day, but decided against it. On the way home, husband gets pulled over for speeding through a residential zone.
When the cops asked to search the vehicle, we learned that a house had just been robbed nearby and the getaway vehicle matched my husband's truck in size and color. That, combined with the excess speed, seemed suspicious. As it was, thank heavens we *didn't* find anything we liked that day, because the weapon the burglar used to rob the homeowners? Yep. It was a sword.
It never fails to make me laugh nervously when I think about how close we were to being an absolute match for that robber's description!
Lets just not talk about how great this yputuber is for not putting in any ads
That county attorney who intentionally set up the guy to be arrested and held without a court date should be censured/disbarred. That’s a blatant violation of the Fifth Amendment of the United States Constitution, which requires due process of law. You cannot put someone in jail indefinitely without a trial.
i love when cops say they “had to”... no. you didn’t have to do anything. you picked a job where you sacrificed your morality in exchange for strict adherence to the law. how people are willing to enforce laws they have no say in, regardless of whether they are right or wrong honestly bothers me. there are certain cities that make homelessness illegal. and in the united states, they arrest people for minor drug possession all the time. i just can’t fathom working for a system that contributes to mass incarceration and profits off of punishing poor people instead of rehabilitating them. i know it’s a job and someone has to do it, but i will not lie... i judge those who choose to pursue it
I was pulled over on my way to buy a gun. I had work that afternoon and it was going to be close. The gun store i was purchasing from was about an hour away. It was state highway patrol and i was doing 20 over. When he asked where i was going in such a hurry explained. We talked about guns for a few minutes and he sent me on my way. Told me to slow down. Cool dude.
I got pulled over on my way to a blind date. I told the cop that and he let me go because that's how he met his wife.
1:37.....LMAO
Well the fact is the law in most states is they cannot just tow your vehicle. You have to agree to it or they need a warrant.
the first story is kinda sad since guy didn't believe the guy with schizophrenia just because he assumed he wasn't taking his meds, that's the equivalent of ignoring a child that told you they are being abused and writing it of as just them being a child with a big creativity.. like wtf.
The devil calls him via telephone...
oh shit it's Doppio
I remembered fluffy's cop stories bc of this 😂😂😂
Firefighters off readit next please I beg of you lol
Kingston, Ontario. About 8 years ago.
Parked in the parking lot of one of the local parks (big one, hiking trails, etc, parking lot is way back in the bush away from the road) ex GF, me, 3 buddies in the car. They all smoke weed. I don't, but like hanging out. I asked to move up to the front seat, cause don't want to be squished in the back of this Mazda while inhaling 2ndhand weed. Sitting in the driver's seat, windows down.
A car rolls in. it's the cops. I slap all the windows down and tell everyone to STFU. Cop pulls up, and before he can say a word, I tell him "Evening officer! How's it going, hey?" (friends all swear i said "Eh") he responds, "do you know you're trespassing? Parks closed, can't be in here" I make a shocked face, and say "Really? Shit, I'm sorry, I was completely unaware, we'll get out of here for you then"
Cops like "oh... okay..." I have my G1 at this point, and have essentially 0 road time. Passenger seat is the car owner (full license, but high AF). I turn on the car, reverse out of the spot, and off down the road, across the intersection, around the bend, and into the parking lot for Shoppers drug mart for drinks and snacks.
When I talk to any of the 3 friends, they still laugh about the time I got us all out of getting busted by being the most Canadian Canadian possible.
Another story, my dads. apparantly he pissed off the cops in whatever town he was in, because the cops pulled us (i was an infant in a car seat) over. not one, not twice, three times. literally back to back. dad did not even get fully on to the road before the next one was pulling in behind him with the lights on. every time they tore the car apart "looking for something" and when i mean tore it apart, i mean seats on the side of the road, my car seat and me in my dads arms. dad had to put the car back together on the side of the road with a pair of pliars and a screwdriver three times before those cops finally fucked off back to their doughnut shop. this would have been back in the early to mid 80s.
Some of that lying ex shit is why my dad recorded lots of calls when he was getting divorced.
the 1st one be like schizophrenia wars
😂 Walmart watches you wait until you rack up a good amount of money instead of telling you off they have you do the walk of shame out with cops.]
Where i live most of the people who are in hotels came for work so they are ther 20 30 days in a row so they would bring their video game system and one would get a maid job at hotel and scout it out and get a full access key card and could see who worked the night shift then she would give this information and card to people who would dress as food delivery people and would go steal the valuables and walk out with them in their delivery bags then they would flee town
Damn what a gig! Lol
Officer 401 should have a reddit account
Had a friend who’s dad was a cop, friend stole dads cruiser and proceeds to jump an off ramp onto the on-ramp and rolled the car, all of 12 yrs old.
Wow. That's crazy.
But you can just as easily say that the kid sisnt have abusive parents truth is we dont know
@@votedworstchannelonyoutube1537 True
We don't know if any of this is true
43:12 that is an amazing roast right there
When my sister was about four years old, she is now 28, my mom got pulled over because she did not stop at a red light because it was raining and she told the cop she did not want to slide because her tires were bad. I was sitting in the passenger seat at 14 years old. My four-year-old sister was in the backseat. My sister looked up at my mom and said Mommy I have to poop. The officer busted out laughing and told my mom to be careful, come to a complete stop, and take the baby to the bathroom.
The ones where they say the kicked the light and it turns on, i kicked my friends ps4 once while at his house and it stoped lagging for the rest of the day
Lmao-
As a former dc integra/eg civic owner and now a rsx owner. I 100% agree with your opinion on the suspension change. Probably the worst part of the car. I've done a clutch change on all of them and the removing the subframe is a pita. I just hate how difficult they've made it to work on. Currently ordering radiator stuff and a thermostat since it's going to be the best time to change while I'm replacing my ac compressor
The guy who cleaned the beach is my fucking hero
Costco guy is a legend
I really hope that ex who made the report about his ex girl got reported for making fault claims and waisting police time. Gross.
Back in the day when pop smokers went to prison, I used to party with a cop. One day he admitted that if he stopped one of our friends and they had pot out where he could see it, he would arrest us. We quit partying, or even speaking with him immediately. What a hypocrite.
It's so stupid how cops can arrest you for sleeping one off in the backseat because you have your keys.
Seriously, what's wrong with Americans?
Someone parks a plane in wrong place, first idea is to call the cops.
Could you not walk to the bar and speak to the guy like a normal person?
some guy on the web err...the story takes place in Australia. Also hint that it’s Australia, the PD had some form of foreign language interpreters on staff . Another hint is no one shot the pilot when he parked the plane on their property. As an American I can say we’re all well aware of all the circumstances where we can get away with legally pull out our guns . Please limit comment about us to things we did , like electing the biggest asshole in the world to be president, our terrible understanding of geography, complete ignorance of most history or our belief that anything with a few videos on RUclips is an absolute scientific fact etc... more than enough to get on our cases about without adding a pilot making a tiny mistake in a different country even if we do speak the same language.
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@shlankyman545 who?
That dad punching his kid resulting in a bloddy nose? Yeah. Doesn't matter what the kid did, that's child abuse and the man should lose custody of his children. I don't tolerate any ill actions towards children. You know what abuse looks like when you've been through it before.
My stepdad got 2 DUI’s, but the second one was wrongly done and it went basically the same way as the guy who tried to sleep off the alcohol. Stepdad left the bar, cop came up to him and made him do the test, made him start the car, and then arrested him and ticketed him for a “dui”. Cops do this to earn more money and it’s fucking sick. He wasn’t planning on driving drunk after the first DUI because his truck had a breathalyzer that would lock him out of the steering wheel if he read over the limit. He wouldn’t have even been able to drive in the first place and that pisses me off because he had to have it twice as long. He was nearing the end of his “parole”.
4:27 Got pulled over for a similar issue. got a warning but totally got the fuses fixed asap
21:35 that's ridiculous, if you're not "in control" enough to legally consent while asleep why on earth are you considered to be in control of a car that you're not currently driving
When shitting your pants is the best thing ever LMFAO
COPS HAVE FEELINGS TOO
One time I got out of a ticket because my mom died and I was in a hurry to get her ashes before my brother cuz I know if he got them I would never see them again. So I got pulled over and explained why I was speeding and as he rote me up I said hurry up and give me that ticket or else you'll have to charge me with robbery later. Needless to say he let me off and told me to flip off my brother for him.
Hope y'all like my story and FYI I did get charged with robbery but still have the ashes. Still regret nothing.
But did you flip off the brother?
my 10th time getting pulled over and I got a ticket, my key was be nice, have your info ready beforehand, and always play stupid when available, got me out of so much shit like possession wile underage, driving high as a kite because I passed the field sobriety test, got warnings for doing 30ish over the limit, got odd for loud exhaust, speeding several times, With WI HP (they are notorious for being assholes) and they let me go. Best story was doing 60 through a 35 residential area where a highway ran through a small town, so I didn't slow down and as I was going someone ripped around and I didn't see LED's so I assumed it was a pissed off driver because I was using my light bar on a public road and didn't turn it off (In my state it is allowed as well as it is level or below the headlights, but I didn't shut it off so that counts as light bar on public road. Dude whipped around and I slammed the pedal, after I got out of town I was doing like 80-90 and he flipped his lights on, walked up to my window took my info, and gave me a verbal warning and told me to slow down and the next day I got pulled over and given a ticket for 15 over and for once I wasn't even speeding... I was once driving baked as a kite at like 3 AM cop bating, and we saw an empty cop car, I asked my buddy if he saw a cop in it, he told me to run the stop sign coming up and find out, so I did and hooked a left with no blinker, there was a cop just down the road and flew up to me so I pulled a right into a church parking lot, parking lot saved my ass that day, no seat belt on driver or passanger, speeding, failure to stop at a stop sign, failure to signal, ect...
The second story is absolutely sickening. Some people are just plain horrible.