Stop! This Is the Police! (2 Hour Reddit Compilation)
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My mother told me a story from when she was first going to work; taking a bus home and saw a guy staggering all over the pavement. Everyone was "tsk tsk he's a drunk". Guy fell down, didn't get up, bus driver stopped the bus; and mother and bus passengers decided best to check; turns out he was an undiagnosed diabetic and had gone into a coma. If they'd just ignored him, he'd probably have died on the street.
Absolutely fits the question of "Police what call started dumb but ended up serious?" Fits the question perfectly, good job.
I didnt expect that and actually laughed so hard i coudnt breath on the
"diseases are like pokemon gotta catch them all" 19:04
My sister in law called 911 because she heard a noise downstairs. The cops show up and it her kids gerbils running around the exercise wheel. The police said better safe than sorry as she lived in Detroit.
lowkey hope the first lazy cop was fired / reprimanded for not checking for the reported fire lmfao
Luis is a legend. 😂
oh my goodness! the animation at the end actually worked this time!
Lmao thas how i feel every time it works too
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@@trapdoorguppi you okay?
@@trapdoorguppi r/ihadastroke?
12:20 Shot seven times. He got ten years per bullet. Nice.
the snowman story is my absolute favorite story it is totally harmless how hilarious would it be to wake up to a snowman in your front yard in the Arizona desert where it is freezing temperatures overnight sometimes oh my gosh that would be the funniest prank to come outside and be snowman'd. and it's just a little bit of water and they're not even stealing anything that Zamboni shaved stuff is just left there to melt.
So that McD's lady- WTF, dude?! 😳
the elderly dont like to ring for emergency help at night because they dont like to wake them all up
Nobody:
The people in every single one of these: not (insert subject of the question here) *BUT*
How do people sleep, after seeing horrible things like this.
I’m a simple woman. I see Terry, I click.
The Santa Anna Winds sounds like what a Texan would call a bad case of gas.😅😅
Lui was definitely the distraction and was just getting his weed-free of charge or just actually wanted to crackdown in it while messing with the principal.
Here’s a story from my dad who was a paramedic at the time: So he and his truck where driving back to the station and ended up deciding to get gas instead so they had to make another turn or two, so they get to a stop light (It’s 2am just outside of the centre of the city) there’s some guys leaving a bar my dad and the other dudes on the truck notice but don’t think something is gonna happen. Then, boom a fight breaks out. Ok this is normal they see blood so they call it in and respond to the scene. One of the guys (The one who started the fight and is the most beaten up) won’t stop moving and nothing is working to restrain him. Everybody’s just annoyed at this guy he’s in restraints but yelling and being annoying. One of my dads friends who is the perfect example of a gentle giant gets called onto scene. The dudes like 6’6 but he’s super nice and is super cool. He sees my dads there and can here the guys being loud and he wanted to go talk to my dad so before entering he put on a super serious face and when the dude was talking over him and my dad he just looked at him. My dad said the guy shut up for the rest of the ride. I just find that funny, the main bad one I know is about something some people might have heard of, If you know about Brenda Cowan. She was a first responder In Kentucky and on a call was shot and killed by a man. My father was there. His cousin was there (They are both very close). That day broke my dad down. He blames himself for her death. It sucks.
Edit: Spelling :/
I am so and truly sorry for your Dad. Nothing will ever take that feeling of guilt from him unless he gets therapy and still such a traumatic experience of that magnitude... First responders from the past have been completely overlooked for PTSD. They were left to their own demise, consequently they often have / are living with a severed personal perception of life and difficulties to receive love and compassion, that left a scar in their married life and
Fear to connect to avoid another tragic loss. I know.
My friend is a paramedic, only stories I have is us drinking ourselves stupid every Saturday so he can cope with the horrors of his job, then at last call, going to our cars, we rig up a saline pack and insert the syringe into our Arma, slowly squeeze the whole pack into the bloodstream and bam! Sober as a judge in 5 minutes. It's a handy trick to know about. Just don't squeeze the pack too hard lol.
"the guy suddenly turned the gun on himself and shot his brains out"
*Cheery music playing*
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3 years ago we moved to a touristy small town near a river and a HUGE sports park. We'd been there about month when a cop saw us sitting on the porch and pulled into our driveway. Apparently, some froot loop stole the line chalker from the sports park & he walked all through our neighborhood for blocks around leaving several long lines on the street in different directions. The cops had been trying to catch the thief by following the lines! I laughed until I had tears in my eyes! Poor cop just blushed and drove away. I don't know if they caught the guy or not.
I love the one where the military boys are there just watching the kids poo themselves whilst they stair at them like deers in headlight.
Yeesh
This is the first time I have ever been first
Congrats 🎉
Geodon? Geodon doesn’t make you sleepy.
My mom might be the marble mom
Sometimes, I like to listen to the police scanner. A couple years ago, in the middle of the night, on Christmas Eve, the dispatcher told the cops on duty that there were reports of a caucasian male breaking into multiple homes, though no items had been reported stolen. The suspect was described as an overweight man with a white beard and red clothing, who gained entry into the homes via the chimney and escaped using a sleigh pulled by magical flying reindeer. I hope the police had a good laugh about it. I certainly thought it was funny.
I keep hearing standoff calls and swat response for barricaded gunmen calls in Pittsburgh PA. Every day we have at least one. It's a small city too, what is up with the east coast lately?
Omg. Terry from Brooklyn 99 as the thumbnail tho
I guessed Luis had a gopher
Geodon? Geodon won’t knock anyone out.
"Not a cop but..."
I swear it's annoying how much of those their are, but I also like them because most of them are good. It's annoying because it's a question about cops and some random McDonald's worker answers.
I agree.. then it's like all they see is "cops", so instead of answering the actual question, any story that has a cop in it gets put on the thread. It is very annoying..
My dad had Night-watch duty in Basic Training, one night one of his fellow trainees was sitting in the middle of the aisle that separated the rows of bunks (Think of the Hall in "Full Metal Jacket"), just staring at the particle-foam ceiling panels. he went to get his Drill Sargent as he didn't respond to being called. The young man was just staring off when the Drill Sgt yelled his name. The only response was "The stars are lovely tonight, don't you see them spinning, Sargent ___ (Sargent's name)?" Turns out the recruit was dismissed out of B.T. due to having a mental break from the training. The young man's mind literally broke under the training, and he wasn't even a "Screw-up". The vacant stare of this guy is burnt in my dad's memory as the Medics took him out.
My dad told me a lot of stories in the USAF. Nothing top secret though, even though he was stationed in Langley. (he said he had seen some things, but if he told me, he'd have to kill me as he took an oath. it was over 40 yrs ago so its probably common tech now.)
7:01 moral of the story, have a cool mom and she likes the drive thru better than going in
I'm happy to hear that Flint story at 1:07:00 wish I heard about the story locally
That IKEA Story sounds just like a Swedish Movie called "Jönssonligan dyker upp igen"
OMG! Those guys hunt snipe with a stick? I can barely get them with a 12 ga.shotgun! They are definitely not endangered!
I know it is a prank, but how do you go on a snipe hunt without knowing how to hunt them?
Hope the person who took the old man's cane was charged with theft or unlawful detention or something.
Holy shit the victim blaming in some of these stories. I hope the officers involved learned not to make so many assumptions 🙄
How is no one talking about the drug operation as a joke and then becomes true.
I heard this one like third hand via my federal law enforcement father. But the way I understand it two "rocket scientists" came into Taco Bell during the lunch rush and pulled guns to rob the place. Two plain clothes detectives right behind them pulled their guns and put them against the back of the heads of the rocket scientists. You see this particular Taco Bell was located next to the police academy. There were something like 36 arresting officers, many making their first arrest.
Ain't it funny how most of these videos start with "Not a [Blank] but"
not me, but...
I remember when my dad tried to take me on a snipe hunt. i nearly beat my uncle black and blue with my snipe stick
As a teenager 50 years ago. My friends and I were running around for fun. I ran through a red light . I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a police car turning around with lights on. Since he was far behind us so I took off. He was catching up fast. I made several quick turns. Saw a house with the garage door open. I whipped into the garage. Ducked down as the officer drove by not seeing my car. We sat in my car for about 15 minutes. When I thought enough time has passed I backed out of the garage and took off the opposite way the officer was going. He never did catch me.
repeats
she drove a hybrid😂😂😂😂😂
That kid should have minded his business. The f.
What dose tl dr mean?
Too long, didn't read.
@@lauriemeyer7030 thankyou
Based on those details given in the airsoft gun trunk story. I can pretty accurately guess when that occurred, where it occurred, and who was involved
Ahhh.. you CAN pretty much guess, but clearly you didn't....so I don't think you can ..
1:07:30 the "Seriously, we are the Flint police and have a million better things to do than chase down drunk minors." Made me laugh.
Also, pouring out the beers was better punishment than writing tickets. Makes a longer impact, without the charges or the paperwork.
To the story that begins at 15:13
The person who responds saying that the OP should have gone back to that particular Walmart location because he/she would have been safe due to the ‘bad guy’ having been banned from said store; I just have to tell you that while, the person in question may have had a “ban,” from that location, if the incident occurred in a small town, like mine.(4,300 people.) Asset protection couldn’t do anything about someone with a ban entering the store such as call the police without risking their job. Walmart was/is the only grocery, clothing, and really basic necessities store in our town. And actually the only one within a 40 mile radius. Which means stores of the aforementioned size need every single customer they can get, and really the customers need the store even more than it needs them.
Source: Walmart employee for 3+ years.
Have another story for you. As a teenager I was driving around with my girlfriend . It was at night, I was pulled over by a police officer. I failed to dim my headlights. The officer walked up to my car and shown his flashlight inside. Once he saw my girlfriend he was no longer worried about me. My girlfriend was well endowed , good looking and wearing short shorts with a tight shirt . Remember we were teenagers. Anyway there we're 3 beers sitting in plain sight on the front seat. He never saw them as he was focused on my girlfriend. Then he said to me just remember to dim your headlights when a car is coming towards you at night. He shown his flashlight on my girlfriend one more time . Then walked away .
Pretty fucked up to arrest a victim of assault for not paying child support… I thought debter prison was illegal
You can stop waay before 1 hour in turned into a bunch of kids telling tall tales of how they were racing n got away from the cops... right I'm sure ya did 😉🤣
abou the how did you get away from the cops question
i was riding my 50ccm scooter but with a stolen plate in the middle of the night
as usual i was watching out for cop cars but i must have missed one
that cop car was behind me at a red light and after we both started driving as the light turned green they signaled me to stop
now when you get stopped here for any reason whatsoever they check your plates and your VIN so i was fekd either way and decided to run
went through some gap that was too narrow for a car and went basically into a field
killed the engine and pushed the scooter out the other side and then parked it there and left my helmet
since it was too dark they cant possibly identify my clothes or any other features and my scooter could have been any scooter of that type
if anything they could run the plate and that would not lead back to me
11:21 why the fuck did they censor the word "meth"
THEFT PRO TIP: gas stations typically only have $60 in the register. Everything else gets dropped in the safe. You can get at most $60 in twenties from the safe for change which engages a time to lock out for more withdrawals. Supposing 2 registers, and no lockout, the most you can walk away with $180..... Is your freedom worth just $180?
Gas stations around here accept and give (for change) $10's, $5's & $1's. Register have to have more than $60. What if I need $25 in gas and all I have is $100 bill? Will the attendant tell me "sorry about your luck, can't get gas here?" Never will that happen.. So.....the gas station can write me an IOU for $15 and give me the $60 in twenties... then....what? Only credit/debit cards and exact dollar payments accepted after that because they have no change?
Your $60 register theory can't work for a couple obvious reasons. Robbing a gas station is idiotic, without a doubt, but you can definitely get more than $60 per register, let's not forget you can also grab everything off the roller grill and all the oooey-gooey nacho cheese you can fit in your pockets... thats real
Microscopic blurry printing. Lame.
FTP
Lol. when i was younger i outrunned cops with bmw e30 and that was pure luck, i had 3 weed bushes with me :D few years ago i was going to visit my mother who lives about 1h drive so i was drivin almost whole distance like ~250kmh. when i pulled my mother driveway a unmarked police car was trying to follow me almost whole time but i havent see him :D he tried asking how much speed over 200kmh i had etc but i was like "nooo this piece of shit dont even go that fast ree". my car is audi urs4 with ~600hp and that cop had some piece of shit skoda :D but he was narc or something because he was driving alone and unmarked car and had adidas tracksuit :D and sorry my bad english
I wish for grammar corrections in these videos. I can take the crappy computer voice, it adds to the charm, but peoples "would of" are like acid on the eyes
Maybe you should correct your grammar and lead the way
That home depot twins one is bs. If they paid for the items in the first place, then returned identical products for a cash refund, they're back where they started...
They have the money and the items at the end
1st guy pays and takes items outside. He then brings the receipt to the 2nd guy who has same exact stuff in cart.. 2nd guy takes receipt and stuff and returns the stuff- gets the money back.
1st guy still has the stuff in his car. The 2 guys drive away with the stuff and money smiling and singing "Life in the fast lane."
Do ya get it now?
This was about 6 years ago, I had an airsoft rifle I didn’t use anymore so I sold it on ebay. I was given a rifle carrying case and while in route to the post office I get stopped by a local cop. I explained to him about the sale showed him the add and correspondence with the buyer and he drives me to the post office and stands there with me. Immediately he gets a call on the radio, about me, he tells them that it was a toy, and that I was shipping it since it was sold on eBay. I became irate because in NY freedom is illegal and the next thing I said was “what happened to the Second Amendment?” Packages up the toy M14 and left and went home. That whole ordeal because NY is a communist shithole and some asshole called the cops because I “looked disgruntled and carried a shotgun”
2nd comment woohoo
1:00:38 Actually bud, it infact *IS* your job to solve those problems
The first story is stupid just stupid
1:49 Why do some people have a difficult time answering a question? "What dumb call turned out to be serious" - how does the story at 1:50 fit this category? Just because it's intended for police officers shouldn't open the gate for ANY and EVERY story about a cop. This happens so much. It really shows what kind of idiots living among us. Are these people like this irl?
Me: Hey dummy, what's your favorite color?
dummy: I don't have a favorite color, but I love pizza