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  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian Год назад +115

    MOST JUDGES : "Defendant, can you tell us your address, please?"
    JUDGE MIDDLETON : "So Bob, you're living over in the old Stokes house, right, with Steve and Doris? That house used to be yellow until 1986, then they repainted it that ugly green, and if you lift the third floorboard from the right in the kitchen, you'll find a "Greg Loves Debbie" heart that Greg drew when he was 7."

  • @kathym8223
    @kathym8223 Год назад +24

    Asking me what day it is to determine whether I’m drunk or not would keep me in jail on a regular basis. And I don’t drink. I often spend all day Tuesday thinking it’s Friday.

    • @mandylynnhoff
      @mandylynnhoff 11 месяцев назад +3

      Nothing ruins a Friday more than finding out it's Tuesday!!! 😂

    • @csnipper524
      @csnipper524 10 месяцев назад +1

      Totally agree. The week is one seemless day for me.

    • @haleyedmunds1331
      @haleyedmunds1331 3 месяца назад

      Same lolol 😂

  • @pjdiver3
    @pjdiver3 Год назад +30

    If McNally is "Judge Dad", Middleton is "Judge Disappointed Uncle"

    • @ED-es2qv
      @ED-es2qv Год назад +5

      Yeah, but he's that cool uncle who knows how to fix old stuff.

    • @angelaame6148
      @angelaame6148 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Accurate!

    • @charwalker26
      @charwalker26 Год назад

      The accuracy is spot on 😂😂😂😂

    • @kristinreynolds577
      @kristinreynolds577 Год назад

      I absolutely love your comment!!! 😬😬😬

  • @jro6681
    @jro6681 Год назад +23

    Well Mike the sleeping guy has one thing going for him......he's not naked😂

  • @moniquefiorecna
    @moniquefiorecna Год назад +12

    I remember one time when I was a teen my mom and grandma sued someone. They had to go do a deposition, but it was over 2 hours away at 8am in the morning. They woke me up at 4am to leave by 445am. While they were meeting with the lawyers they left me in the lobby. I passed out on the couch! They were in the office for hours and I slept on the super comfy leather couch! No one woke me up. 😂

  • @melaniegiguere6588
    @melaniegiguere6588 Год назад +10

    brain injury does not make you steal. Good lord.

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Год назад +3

      And she says the injury happened in 06 or 09, yet her criminal history goes back over 20 years....🙄

  • @steve3291
    @steve3291 Год назад +9

    I love the fact that Judge Middleton knows everyone in St Jo county.

  • @jennynowicki
    @jennynowicki Год назад +18

    Judge Simpson has definitely seen it all!

    • @csh43166
      @csh43166 Год назад +3

      Judge Middleton, as well. I can't even imagine the train wrecks they've been involved with.

  • @carriepriegel6477
    @carriepriegel6477 Год назад +6

    hun, it's Hamburger Helper, not
    Hamburger Help Yourself 😂

  • @hannad6726
    @hannad6726 Год назад +8

    This judge is the best. The man is asleep and he waits for someone to wake him up.

  • @flob54
    @flob54 Год назад +5

    There are plenty of people in AA who would pick him up for meetings.

  • @missb5982
    @missb5982 Год назад +10

    💕 Judge Middleton. He's so cool, even the f-bomb doesn't rattle him in the least.

  • @alanwilliams4443
    @alanwilliams4443 Год назад +15

    You forgot a appearance? Did Judge Middleton call to remind you?😅

  • @doribellan
    @doribellan Год назад +12

    Judge Middleton takes care of these towns. They would be much worse off with a judge that doesn’t keep tabs on everything going on and on everyone living there.

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver Год назад +23

    The thing that continues to amaze me is that the goat hasn't broken given how much you use it.

    • @msaaka8552
      @msaaka8552 Год назад +7

      I pray for it's demise, however, something tells me he has more than one. 🤣

    • @KrayZRyder
      @KrayZRyder Год назад +5

      I bought my own goat, because I love the look my cat makes when she hears the scream!

    • @NavigatorMother
      @NavigatorMother Год назад +2

      I just had my own audiovisual of the screaming goat breaking mid shriek- kinda "Lleaalrrllgghigig ....!snap ...................."
      Rip little goat...

    • @911JHMLLB
      @911JHMLLB Год назад

      “That’s what she said”

  • @lokisdottir4293
    @lokisdottir4293 Год назад +3

    “Dave’s not here, man”.

  • @tracyhaverstick5672
    @tracyhaverstick5672 Год назад +9

    I do not condone stealing. That said Mike, I never asked to work at Walmart. Hire more checkout clerks. I am union!

    • @TwistOfFate444
      @TwistOfFate444 Год назад +1

      Yep I’m not working for their billionaire asses for free.
      And double yep on Union 💪🏻

    • @lindseywaidelich9831
      @lindseywaidelich9831 Год назад

      Oh for fucks sake.... I'll take the self check out.. but then again.. I don't shop at Walmart

    • @tracyhaverstick5672
      @tracyhaverstick5672 Год назад

      @@lindseywaidelich9831 Good luck to you. When there are no longer any people, see how far you get when you have even a small issue. May your every call be answered by those creepy human sighing robots that no matter what you do it keeps repeating. "I didn't understand your response. Please press or say..... for eternity.

  • @NavigatorMother
    @NavigatorMother Год назад +3

    Loving- "Sonja-Marie's Specialty Zoom Hair Styling Services, at The Curl Up And Dye Salon Station, 2nd Zoom Box from The Left, Judge Washington's Docket."

  • @pigpink1971
    @pigpink1971 Год назад +1

    A thief trying to act like they want to contribute. I never feel sorry for someone who is older and spent their entire life in criminal activity. Disgusting.

  • @jackieraulerson2005
    @jackieraulerson2005 Год назад +1

    Judge Hamilton-the jail has quite the variety of clothing.

  • @BeckyG-ip2ns
    @BeckyG-ip2ns Год назад +2

    Love you Mike !! Your zooms, your pups, and the goat make my day !!! 😍😍😍😘😘😘😍🐕🐕🐕🐐🐐🐐

  • @davident1
    @davident1 Год назад +1

    Did Judge Hamilton say $300 credit for two days? I think I am going to go to jail so I can make more money than I do out here. LOL

  • @melissab1360
    @melissab1360 Год назад +1

    Ain't no dreaming of big macs when you work there. The last thing you wanna dream of is work crap, but you'll FOREVER smell the fries and grease 😂

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 Год назад +12

    I love tgat Nudge Middleton gives a nod to English law by tying his hair back with black ties. As a Brit working in law/medicine now in the US, I love his subtle acknowledgment to when English barristers pass the bar and take silk.

    • @glenmoss02
      @glenmoss02 Год назад +2

      I'm not surprised. Did you hear his ancestors were from Liverpool?

    • @karenward267
      @karenward267 Год назад +2

      @@glenmoss02 yay. Big shout out to Liverpool.

  • @kenolson6572
    @kenolson6572 Год назад +2

    Yesenia herds attorneys!

  • @tisbutascratch9276
    @tisbutascratch9276 Год назад +9

    She still used his card when stealing the meat. Soooo that was her contribution.

  • @kaliwindx7287
    @kaliwindx7287 Год назад +15

    Using a long ago head injury to make excuses for her criminal behavior is absolutely ridiculous. I will bet the records show she was stealing long before any bump on the head. I too got a meth vibe on this one.

    • @tracyt.2534
      @tracyt.2534 Год назад

      The audacity!! Like premeditated m#rder.

    • @BeckyG-ip2ns
      @BeckyG-ip2ns Год назад +1

      Kool Aid ??????
      Desperate times !!!

  • @rbell7666
    @rbell7666 Год назад

    "I don't make any excuse for my actions"-while making excuses after excuses.

  • @Meatball2022
    @Meatball2022 Год назад +7

    12:25 I’m trying real hard your honor. I try real hard to not get caught when I’m stealing….

  • @Mouse_Lyne
    @Mouse_Lyne Год назад +5

    To me, the woman’s stealing sounds compulsive, and she’s trying to make sense of it as much as the court is. That’s not terribly uncommon, whether it’s related to long-term drug use, mental illness, TBI, etc. That doesn’t make it excusable, because it’s your own responsibility to seek help when you have a destructive and disordered behavior like that (especially when you’re in a community with resources for that, as Debbie said), but it possibly provides some context to why she would shoplift a few random items out of a huge order she didn’t even pay for with her own money.

  • @billyelliot4141
    @billyelliot4141 Год назад +4

    Someone shot my car up and I have brainitis your honour 🧠

  • @J.fromMI1277
    @J.fromMI1277 Год назад +12

    Mike. Thanks for branching out to new areas. It is interesting and keeps things fresh, but we don't forget our favorites either.

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash 25 дней назад

    Todd Christopher Johnson was sentenced to 17.5 - 40 years for three counts of sexual misconduct.

  • @brookepageguitar
    @brookepageguitar Год назад +1

    If the red koolaid man is on meth when he busts through the Walmart wall carrying meat saying OH YEAH …. You will definitely get arrested! 😂

  • @tashia6683
    @tashia6683 Год назад +3

    What is messed up is most of the places that offer help are income based or can only help so many people. There’s always people who are left out and struggling.

  • @kenolson6572
    @kenolson6572 Год назад +2

    Parking in the middle of I-94 is a death stroke for himself and others.

  • @RexieG
    @RexieG Год назад +2

    It's bad when the judge knows more about you than you do

  • @SuzA8110
    @SuzA8110 Год назад

    I'm from Yolo County and I got my failure to appear in 1979. Fled the state in 1999. Happy ever since!

  • @macking104
    @macking104 Год назад +1

    in California, they might be able to do an online course run by the Improv… only $24.95 including tix to a comedy show. ( not an ad)

  • @streetcop157
    @streetcop157 Год назад +2

    I have a friend with a traumatic brain injury. She has issues with dates and impulse control…. Not a shoplifter but you sure don’t want to stand in front of her car when she is mad lol

  • @debbiebarnhill7242
    @debbiebarnhill7242 Год назад +5

    Always great content with lots of laughs. We need laughs to sustain us, so again thanks!

  • @shanibmulkins
    @shanibmulkins Год назад +7

    Love me some judge middleton, simpson and washington...such amazing and wise human beings

  • @GummyBearWA
    @GummyBearWA Год назад +1

    If being fat shamed gets you outta trouble, I'm starting a crime wave! Weeeeeee!

  • @richardclaus4751
    @richardclaus4751 Год назад +2

    If you are that poor you do not need to do parties. Stop buying meth.

  • @davidthomas1467
    @davidthomas1467 Год назад +2

    He's preapproved to smoke pot

  • @Michael-pt8cr
    @Michael-pt8cr Год назад +2

    Judge Washington! Just tell her it was a mystery man driving drunk and not you!

  • @IvanJay
    @IvanJay Год назад +3

    I remember those days of working the grave yard shift. Whew! Thank you for posting. :) Ivan

  • @donnaanderson2
    @donnaanderson2 Год назад +3

    as always....thanks a million Mike. Luv ya Southeast Texas style!

  • @ninasage7735
    @ninasage7735 Год назад +4

    she doesn't look like she's missed many meals

  • @brentfarvors192
    @brentfarvors192 Год назад +1

    Screw that; $300.00 a day off of my fine...? Staying in jail is a no-brainer!!! Stay a few days until the balance is $20.00...

  • @TamaraLynn1111
    @TamaraLynn1111 11 месяцев назад

    She said she has been doing good and staying at home 😂

  • @MR1964HJM
    @MR1964HJM Год назад +1

    It was my brain injury, remember I just told you, your honor.🤕

  • @buckaroo1278
    @buckaroo1278 Год назад +2

    they actually showed the coolaid scan on video the day she didn't show

  • @janeguarnera7700
    @janeguarnera7700 Год назад +2

    Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Frankly, the most fundamental basis of such a profound human truth is the manner by which we deceive ourselves.

  • @Cha-da-ska-dum
    @Cha-da-ska-dum Год назад +3

    No suit today Mikey? ❤😂

  • @kinsley7777
    @kinsley7777 Год назад +1

    ZOOM Court would be absolutely perfect …
    if only people weren’t involved 💈✂️

  • @vasily2022
    @vasily2022 Год назад +1

    57 entries? At some point there can be no more sympathy. If one is caught 57 times, it means one got away with it at least a couple hundred other times.

  • @bonniemartin5445
    @bonniemartin5445 Год назад

    You didn’t contribute ! That grocery store did.

  • @GrannyJB
    @GrannyJB Год назад +1

    I had watched that Middleton one the day it took place. I love seeing it again. UnREAL!!!!!

  • @lfliggins7553
    @lfliggins7553 Год назад +2

    For the woman in 3B who stole meat to "contribute" to the party: don't judge her love language😂

  • @Stacy-jt6wk
    @Stacy-jt6wk Год назад

    These blow my mind. With jails crowded everywhere, I can't believe they through so many people in jail for traffic citations. If they did that where I live, people would be sleeping in the shower stalls. I couldn't imagine being pulled over for a rolling stop at a stop sign and going to jail over it!

  • @kenolson6572
    @kenolson6572 Год назад +2

    I love rural/small town life.

  • @M3rlyn
    @M3rlyn Год назад +1

    17:21 she really is doing her hair ???😂😂

  • @ED-es2qv
    @ED-es2qv Год назад +1

    It seems dirty to hold people in jail presumed innocent, then tell them they can leave today if they plead guilty.
    How is it justice served, if a guilty msn goes home and an innocent man is locked up until he confesses?
    The judge is literally saying if you did this, you don't deserve locked up, but if you didn't, you stay in jail until you can prove it.

  • @angelaame6148
    @angelaame6148 Год назад

    No one sees Barney up in the corner cutting her hair???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sansabark
    @sansabark Год назад +2

    There’s a blue pill to help get your Johnson up.

  • @tink1964
    @tink1964 Год назад +2

    Mike after all your translations I am pretty sure I qualify as bilingual 😂

  • @dsn385
    @dsn385 Год назад +1

    Another nice evening. Good night 💤😴

  • @t94xr
    @t94xr Год назад +4

    Wait so Debra knows wheres there is free lodging AND free food? We need another clip for that!

  • @thudthud5423
    @thudthud5423 Год назад +1

    I always pass my Incompetency Exams. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

  • @Brianld50
    @Brianld50 Год назад +1

    The meat stealer, the judge said she accepted responsibility. But she didn't, she said I did it because of both money, head injury, there's a party, blah blah blah. Responsibility is saying you did it without 10 excuses

  • @Kthb80
    @Kthb80 Год назад +4

    Oh, boo-hoo “the harder I try the harder it gets”, you’re not trying that hard if you’re ringing Kool-Aid in place of meat.

  • @911JHMLLB
    @911JHMLLB Год назад +1

    “Shot my car up…”??? I smell synthetic drugs, ma’am. Perhaps, a little meth.??

  • @madmadmal
    @madmadmal Год назад +1

    My family has property in St. Joseph MI. I should move there, stay under the radar and say “hi” to Judge Middleton to freak him out.

  • @tisbutascratch9276
    @tisbutascratch9276 Год назад +2

    What does he recruit for? I mean he looks like Tony Soprano. Just saying. Lol.

  • @gijsleffelaar908
    @gijsleffelaar908 Год назад +3

    Debbie is the best.😊

  • @kenolson6572
    @kenolson6572 Год назад +2

    Dude was too drunk to sign up for community service.

  • @CherrrrBear
    @CherrrrBear Год назад

    38:24 did he say “fuck no” to doing community service?? 😂😂😂

  • @MarySmith-bc7mf
    @MarySmith-bc7mf Год назад

    Oh I hope she is not taking care of someone.

  • @leofredette19
    @leofredette19 Год назад +1

    The Kool-Aid Caper. I suggested the party, and decided that Walmart needed to donate the meat course. Mike i agree with your assessment, she's been getting away with stealing from them for years.

  • @shellilindenfeld6108
    @shellilindenfeld6108 Год назад +1

    Because weight effects absorbing alcohol

    • @theszarahill
      @theszarahill Год назад

      Along with how much and how long ago one has eaten, yes. I can believe, if the officers were the snarky type, some comments might have been made after getting answers to their questions about this.

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 Год назад +2

    Law Daddy is formal. He didn’t listen to the ever awesome Ysenia that he had a hearing today. If I watch all your uploads today, can I start day drinking on central time even though I’m in San Francisco

  • @jasonandersen5975
    @jasonandersen5975 Год назад +1

    Mr. Foley? Axel Foley? Day-um.

  • @Showtimewithgigi
    @Showtimewithgigi Год назад

    Why don’t she shut up is that her defense attorney what did she just say 😂

  • @momof2boys895
    @momof2boys895 10 месяцев назад

    i've only used self check a few times but after seeing some of these videos of people getting blamed for stealing even if they don't....i will never use it again...and if they ask i will tell them i don't want to get in trouble for stealing when i don't

  • @nancygrote742
    @nancygrote742 Год назад +2

    I will never understand why people think it is o to steal. it is NEVER ok. 😖

  • @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase
    @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase Год назад +1

    He only had 7 beers and 3 cocktails? I had that while watching this lol! Come to Wisconsin boy, we will teach you the ways lol!

  • @garywheeler60
    @garywheeler60 Год назад +1

    57 entries eh...? Hmmmmm could maybe be a frequent flyer.....? Does she get frequent flyer points?

  • @BigBlackRepublican
    @BigBlackRepublican Год назад +3

    Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetamine

  • @janicefarmer2387
    @janicefarmer2387 Год назад +1

    So stealing is trying harder? So she can pay fines and court coat but not for groceries.. 😳🤦🏼‍♀️
    I understand what Debbie is saying, but I take a guy to the food banks and most of it unhealthy or left over bizarre stuff that no one wanted it..

  • @davident1
    @davident1 Год назад +1

    Meat. When you care to STEAL the very best. ROFL

  • @carolewilkins8847
    @carolewilkins8847 Год назад +1

    Too bad she paid for it or is going to pay for it. She has OVER 50 charges for thieft obviously she nevre learns She should be spending MORE time in jail maybe then she will learn. I doubt it tho.

  • @DarthG33k
    @DarthG33k Год назад

    I-94 goes well beyond Chicago. It passes through Wisconsin, Minneapolis/St. Paul, up to North Dakota, all the way out to Billings, MT, where it joins up with I-90 and ends in Seattle.

  • @cynthiagangi1280
    @cynthiagangi1280 Год назад +2

    Maybe she should spend some time in jail !! She will keep doing it.

  • @brentfarvors192
    @brentfarvors192 Год назад +1

    I like that Texas judge; Straight, and to the point; No BS..."You are big boys, and I ain't your mother. If you mess up, you will pay..." No arguments, or talking back. "Yes maam, no maam; You can go, but stop breaking the law...Towns like that dont have matress pads on the steel beds...

  • @lokisdottir4293
    @lokisdottir4293 Год назад

    The grocery theft is wrong - she was wrong to do it. Now, let’s get someone to impress that upon Clarence Thomas.

  • @linnylin3580
    @linnylin3580 Год назад +1

    Mr. Johnson: Zzzzzzzzz 😴😪😴
    Mr. Johnson's lawyer: Ummm Your Honor, Todd is a manager at McDonald's & he works very hard, so I.....would imagine...ummmmm
    Judge Simpson-Well, to be fair, he is so very busy &that's why he's so extremely tired. I completely understand why he fell asleep in my Courtroom. It's okay. It's truly no big deal....
    Said no Judge ever.. Especially no Judge named Simpson! 😂😴😭😴😂

  • @nancya5876
    @nancya5876 Год назад

    The guy who could not seem to remember to sign up for community service should have been in front of Judge Dad.

  • @KimBringardLibbysMomsVintage
    @KimBringardLibbysMomsVintage Год назад +1

    The old head injury excuse 😕

  • @chrisoakey9841
    @chrisoakey9841 Год назад +1

    i''m not sure stealing is you contributing. maybe it's Walmart contributing, but you should ask them. and maybe stop using the self stealing isle to remove temptation.