CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! | Google Feud

[@bunn7362]

MARK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 'I THINK I SWALLOWED A PET NAMED STEVE' IS ACTUALLY A SEARCH NOW

[@ArielVHarloff]

Not only that it's the top one right now 😆

[@youngbloodedxp1710]

I JUST WENT TO GOOGLE THAT AND IT'S LIKE THE FIRST SUGGESTION I'M DYING XD

[@elliegaskill8476]

I love it. So so much.

[@thatrandompersonwhohasbren4049]

OMG it is! 😂😂😂😂

[@earthbind83]

Yeah, for me it's No. 1 as well. But hey, if you Google it, result No. 1 is this video. XD

[@ezranian]

“a pet named steve” is weird because it feels like it must be a reference to something but really it probably just crawled out of the depths of mark’s brain

[@purestofsouls]

Im thinking it could be a book name

[@malinok4889]

Chuggaaconroy

[@srkibble]

Deep rock galactic?

[@villagemarauder]

@@malinok4889 none of his videos come to mind, could you be more specific?

[@xvenommineyoutuber3169]

Why would he name a pet: “Steve” when he has TbT?(Tiny Box Tim) XD

[@patientzeero5653]

I introduce: giggleplier
And his gay bird named Steve

[@adamshafeeq8685]

His bird is also a terrorist

[@itzroselover8190]

@@adamshafeeq8685 LMAO

[@vigodelafuente9183]

@@adamshafeeq8685 and also a rat.

[@vigodelafuente9183]

@Beverly Hanscom and then mark gave the bird a highly dangerous amount of coke

[@Avery_DaGOAT]

XD

[@tullytubbies314]

I was just playing Google Feud and the question was, “Is it fun to be..” the second answer was, “A pet named Steve.” I laughed so hard.

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

Mark made that an actual answer?! 🤣 That is hilarious

[@marianbaroi7526]

I almost spit out my gatorade 🤣

[@ianmintz12806]

That is so fucking hilarious!

[@Irish_Enderman]

That's amazing

[@Yislik-jp9bc]

i did that one too omg

[@Knockout110]

2:10
Mark: "My friends are all dead."
*Turns out to be an actual answer*
😶

[@Festivegirl]

That's sad..

[@sammyjaddyy8003]

I think it’s a song

[@Festivegirl]

Its actually his other friend if you don't know..

[@highlighterjelly]

@@Festivegirl wait what happened?

[@Festivegirl]

You haven't heard from mark's other friend before? They cooperated together, it was a long time that happened

[@dark_r0se221]

This title should have been:
“Watch a grown man’s IQ decrease and laugh about it for almost 7 minutes”

[@laughs_in_hurt]

I didn’t like because i wanted to keep it at 69 but its a really funny comment

[@dark_r0se221]

Yeeter- Skeeter aww, thanks! But it’s already at the 70th like (which I didn’t expect)

[@dark_r0se221]

Kylie Gibson Yeah, that’s nice :)

[@mememale4204]

Too accurate

[@mememale4204]

Also
Kylie Gibson well now you got 200

[@thekiwiturtle]

“My friends are all... dead”
*gets it right*
“OH MY GOD-“

[@chrisrj9871]

@Kaiya Mauro - beat me to it :(

[@explosivemuffin795]

I think it’s a book

[@razor2455]

@Kaiya Mauro Dang it

[@Delugedudes]

Yeah it’s a book

[@Manthab]

I mean it is a bookkkk

[@hoene9922]

6 years later this is still funny

[@kenziewittkopf9526]

Yeah. Same.

[@lolzitzmez2590]

Fr fr

[@talon454]

On god

[@angularsaxophone5820]

​@@fareedahdamilolaboi ain't nobody gonna fall for dat 💀

[@nebulaticbee]

7 now XD

[@thesovietkevin7275]

6:15 "When you die you die"
Ah yes, the floor is floor.

[@bleezecake]

Hmmmm yes the floor here sure is made out of floor

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Pepernootje wha the F**** happened to the floor?

[@ariessnep]

You have 69 likes

[@zancam3103]

wintertheAmpharos Gosh dangit Steve you did it again 😂👌

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Zan Cam Lel

[@daisy_maeHQ]

Marks national anthem:
“What’s it like to be gay?”
“What’s it like to be a girl?”
*”WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE A PET NAMED STEVE?!”*

[@mlplovelagoon3146]

Omg I can’t stop laughing this comment is so hilarious

[@mancity.m4]

Lol

[@slugintub2642]

*I LIED ABOUT MY PET NAMED STEVE*

[@randomuser5488]

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎

[@its_4life]

everybody stand for the Markiplian national anthem

[@annegardiner2213]

Alternative title: Mark laughs over a pet named steve...Pt.1

[@laymalopez8074]

Your the top comment ·_·

[@thiccy_niky6924]

That was one of the funniest things ever

[@greyshroom1257]

@@laymalopez8074 you’re*

[@coop3967]

@@greyshroom1257 stfu ur not funny

[@vangdit0668]

@@coop3967 and you are?

[@shadophaxx2401]

Mark laughing his ass off while "I think I have adhd" was on the screen is just poetic
4:50

[@slytherinhouseteacher]

I DO HAVE ADHD

[@polakball142]

GOAT

[@helluvabutcher]

​​@@slytherinhouseteacher Severus Snape, is that you?!

[@TheChachLINY]

4:42 “I think I have..... a pet, named steHEHEEEHEHEEEHEHEEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEE”

[@donk2c]

[ffs mark now everyone made it a trend]

[@crystalgaming3914]

Now that you mention it, you're right! When i saw this comment, i was actually on this part XD

[@ManMan-yv3jz]

Lee Saddleback why the f did you say this

[@swoooty5912]

Scientist: Ok Mark what is the meaning of life
Mark: *A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@gimmedaplaydoh1109]

I mean he's not wrong

[@hiimanlgbtqplusperson2265]

Yesss

[@saltyfootlettuce7719]

@@gimmedaplaydoh1109 Lol😂🤣

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

A SNOWMAN

[@mcsidetoast1402]

I actually have a pet cat named Steve XD

[@Evan-vd1xk]

imagining this as a real episode of family feud and mark is just yelling “BEST WAY TO KILL YOUR WIFE” on national television

[@highlighterjelly]

NEKED GRAMMAW

[@dsantos5469]

I would be alarmed if that many idiots( who actually want to kill) would google it before hand.

[@matthew8629]

Steve Harvey would just walk off the entire stage

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

He would answer almost everything with Pet named Steve

[@FullmetalDabi]

Mark: (pushes button quick) a pet named Steve!! (Giggles)
Steve Harvey: O_O ………….(walks off stage)

[@johnfreepunk6664]

Mark at start: “these are relatable problems that we humans have”
Mark a little bit later: “WHY WAS I DEVOTING TO MURDER!?”

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

I thought he said “Defaulting”

[@kieran101yes]

@@campbellblahblahsvlog7797 he did lol

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

*murderer real*

[@savouryearwig676]

"I accidentally ate balls" literally made me fall on the floor

[@sushifox3931]

SAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ninjahunterx7497]

I was laughing through the whole video.

[@rijamama]

I read this as "I fell off the floor" 💀💀

[@Stxria_Stxrry]

IT MADE ME SPIT MY TEA BRO

[@tbgifford]

laughter

[@zievchn8893]

20% of me laughing because of the questions
80% of me laughing because Mark's laugh

[@Hal-xg2mw]

LMAO, ME TOO!!!!

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

20% because of a pet named Steve

[@stephanies.432]

20% of me laughing because of the questions
80% of me laughing because of Markipliers ideas

[@MadnessXMedia]

Exactly hes making me die 😂

[@thefoildemonenragedold3804]

PeinJackson _ yeah the same as the 80% but here's the thing the best one is when he said I love the taste of balls LOL

[@nicholireyes5533]

3:22: the moment Mark turned to answers that were only sexual, violent, or a pet named Steve

[@berryfox710]

Pretty much

[@ouui]

😂😂

[@ShukaHusk]

Not always

[@johnlime1469]

This is where this series turned into a timeless masterpiece.

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Lol

[@KiwiBubbles]

My favorite thing about this series is one of the effects it had. In a jacksepticeye video where he played this, I don't remember what the question was, but the top searched answer was "a pet named Steve" and Sean just looks into the camera and goes "THANKS, *MARK*" and I died laughing

[@pineapplestess]

Mark: is an actual child
Me watching this is 2020: now this is content

[@crazytd9536]

*Y E S*

[@Ghostly3011]

True. His mental age is 3.

[@plexus1825]

2 months later nothing changed but I think there’s more fire than usual.

[@majonez6503]

I laughed so hard idk why

[@Me-ub7io]

no one flip that last 9 upside down or were all in trouble (im talking about the likes, its at 669)

[@horrya]

Mark: THiS is Not fUNy!
Also Mark: *dies of laughter*

[@migueloharaa]

game: "I love the feelin of.."
Mark: *stays silent and slowly puts f_cked*

[@dutchplanderlinde2779]

Yes we know... we watched the video.

[@migueloharaa]

@@dutchplanderlinde2779 Well dam im sorry maybe u should look at other comments-.-

[@dutchplanderlinde2779]

@@migueloharaa I was lol. It's fine relax

[@spoons6589]

Both. Both is good

[@joshiorio909]

He really missed the napalm one

[@sam_im_trash8853]

Anyone else remember when the "Pet named Steve" was on EVERY top 10 for EVERY question

[@bee9069]

He sounds drunk the whole time and I love it. Anyone else rewatching old vids during quarantine?

[@fell_ink3862]

Me

[@emilyluvsflowers2323]

Me!!!!!

[@emilyluvsflowers2323]

I miss old mark

[@JabokunTT]

Me!!!!

[@cartuneslover18]

His old videos were better than his current ones. Back then he had more variety, now all he’s doing is horror gaming.

[@Ventenna]

Google feud in a nutshell:
•Dicks
•Snowmen
•pets named steve

[@maylenbeltran1533]

•Semens

[@kepis7568]

100th like

[@melanie_dakittykat]

*laugh-exe has stopped working from pet named Steve

[@fnaffan9112]

Oooooooommmmmmmggggggggggggg

[@Frog..]

Don’t forget weed

[@plushtank4280]

“When you die you die”
-people who googled that

[@harlequinsnightmare8198]

People die when they are killed!

[@talhajubair4823]

Idk but lost several brain cells reading this

[@gayfrogieboii1015]

@Grace Taylor same to you dear friend Momento Mori. Unnus Annus

[@StevieTDP]

True.

[@BlueFlameBird]

@@harlequinsnightmare8198 just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right!

[@Aussieroth7]

3:10 ............ In an alternate universe, Mark is playing the real Family Feud with Steve Harvey, gets this question, has those answers, then says that line and Steve's face when Mark says "WHY was I defaulting to murder???" Would be the greatest piece of comedy gold ever found... I want to find that universe and see that moment.

[@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine]

You should see Steve's reaction to the naked grandma thing.

[@hylander160]

imagine playing party games at 3 am with this guy

[@SepticKit]

I would enjoy it
He'll probly turn into his alter ego (W.W)
But idc

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I'd be ok with it

[@alexplayz4325]

It would be fun laughing with this guy

[@SepticKit]

@@alexplayz4325 ikr

[@alexplayz4325]

Sad Little Irish Kitten yessir

[@sirap5430]

There is also in google feud a "Poor people should..." and my cousin typed in "eat their babies" as a joke and apparently it was a THIRD AWNSER... HE GOT IT CORRECTLY... Feud is dark af

[@02_Asher_04]

2:11, I agree that it's dark from this and what you said Blu Faded

[@iamtheonewhotrulyasked]

It's not super crazy considering there's a famous essay called "A modest proposal" that talks about doing just that, entirely in jest of course to make fun of how government tried to solve problems of hunger at the time.

[@quadkanix]

Mercury venus earth and mars
There the first for planets,rocky like ours.
Jupiter saturn uranus and neptune
There made of hydrogen and helium gas,like a balloon!

[@ParallelGuy]

Holy shit I'm concerned on who types that

[@CommodoreJ]

Harry Timmons
I fucking remember having to read that senior year of high school.

[@joekujoe4810]

mark: "THIS IS NOT FUNNY"
me: *laughing my ass off at "my pet named steve"*

[@G--Prim-]

3:52 4:21
im dead

[@phaedra._.]

good to know people are still enjoying this video

[@frog9499]

same

[@fovos5325]

I HAVE A PET NAMED STEVE

[@chaitea3131]

@@fovos5325 you're clearly better than everyone

[@Greenfire2609]

Honestly, mark laughing made me laugh. It wasn’t the duck jokes, or poor Steve, just mark giggling his heart out…

[@blakkrose2172]

"I love the feeling of being-" *mark laughs then goes silent as he types "Fucked"*

[@Ash1RReacher]

If u know what that means

[@DialgaDiamondGaming]

Mark: *cough* .... Okay, alright then.

[@CameraDev]

Oh. You noticed what he said.

[@Thatoctaneboi]

D E M O N O T I Z E D

[@Mxsterz]

“I love the taste of” and then one of them was “Come”😂

[@helpmeimdying673]

U WERE RIGHT XD OH GOD IM DYING RIGHT NOW

[@momoshaneselph4594]

And I love the taste of napalm in the morning LMAO

[@QuackMama]

it should have been spelled: Cum *cough cough*

[@abbersnail3146]

OH I GET IT
MY PURE LITTLE MIND..

[@moved2216]

Cum

[@zac-man8913]

6:16 “When you die you go bye bye”
- Google Feud

[@kage1061]

I think Abe Lincons also said that on Impractical Jokers😂 A very talented writer

[@yoshispongegirl]

@@kage1061 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. I love Impractical Jokers 😂

[@kage1061]

@@yoshispongegirl Honestly same!🤣 It's legendary!

[@theastonvillaseal585]

2:45 Mark predicts NFTs???

[@stressedsimone483]

I was so expecting "When you die you... become a pet named Steve"

[@dexterado3344]

I laughed just reading this comment

[@ianimei3941]

X,D

[@ascendedtostars4917]

Ikr I was surprised when he didn't...

[@KrumbholzKutie]

like what you say ☺

[@SimplyRandom]

lol same

[@Jlogger]

Alternate title for the whole series : Markiplier confessing his crimes.

[@Xynorip]

One of his crimes is a pet named Steve

[@itsyaboi.1645]

@@Xynorip and his best friend is a snowman

[@pollogaming919]

@Logan Csapos he did commit those crimes what u mean

[@cassregisterr]

And laughing at “a pet named Steve”

[@generalkenobi1617]

...and that he’s obsessed with his pet named Steve 😂

[@macswonderland]

Mark: "How to look less stupid"
*spells stupid wrong twice
Me too Mark. lmao

[@aarushdzn]

his laugh is too contagious

[@cigarette_ahegao]

merk: i love the taste of... sEmEn
survey: i love the taste of come
merk: doesnt notice

[@camerondon3712]

I wondered if anyone else noticed that. Now I know I wasn't the only one.

[@swaggy117]

I noticed

[@Thebbcwizard]

I noticed

[@ywmtyt.ypdndy]

Haha, yes!😂😂😂😂😂

[@holygrailforedgykidz4511]

Merk

[@jacobg.406]

"Best way to kill your wife"
Amy: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

[@lloydthehedgehogirving6049]

Sonic: *smirks*

[@roguerayquaza2547]

Sonic: *kills several orphans*

[@rachealgomez6yearsago500]

*Sonic: internally enjoys adios in silence*

[@maisy_lol5332]

sonic: *speeds of while giving amy a debby Ryan smirk*

[@rachealgomez6yearsago500]

Lollililkolililkfkkjfjdkdjfjjjjj
@Shaun Alburt

[@thefeelingofdespair]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Mark: A pEt NaMEd sTevE

[@charlotteballard8449]

...

[@red_eyeTM]

Shit joke, buddy.

[@alaricdavis5479]

5:43

[@TheBlazingArachnid]

5:18

[@javadoggiegames3139]

Heard you were talking shit about me O’king of comedy please tell me what is funny and what is not

[@atfanhere]

I THiNk I swALLOWEd A My peT nAMeD sTeVe 5:15

[@emeraldheart1224]

I love when mark is this giggly he looks so cute

[@emeraldheart1224]

and I hope he doesn't suffocate from laughter

[@whimmzic]

+Emeraldheart12 I COMPLETELY AGREE

[@ryanconil]

he cant drink alcohol je said that a time ago

[@positivelynegative9325]

AGREED

[@tavahehe6694]

He's always cute lmao

[@thepurplemooncat]

*me calling the vet*
her: who would you like to schedule your appointment for?
me: MY PET NAMED STEVE

[@alixgraye9436]

I laughed to hard at that

[@oliversealey970]

This video the pet named Steve was born

[@slepey_]

LOL

[@Rayan-bj8wn]

her: *chuckles*

[@ThirtyVirus]

Mark i'm concerned...

[@SapphyrKhaos]

Same

[@demonfangify]

hello concerned his name is markiplier!

[@tayworrrrrrr]

+demonfangify hello his name is Markiplier! My name is that wasn't funny just as mine wasn't either

[@grimbithefloob3251]

Thirty Virus i think im concerned about your choice of a profile pic.

[@NashSnipes]

I'm concerned about my life.

[@Autumn10481]

i come back to his google feud videos every few months

[@khaoulafellah8009]

I never thought i would laugh at something as basic as *a pet named steve*

[@camerondon3712]

Then you've been proven wrong.

[@SepticKit]

ME = PET NAMED NAMED STEVE

[@thepetnamedsteve3226]

You called???

[@Survivoreleven]

@@thepetnamedsteve3226 Steve, how did you escape from your cage?

[@teatous7444]

And i never thought i would laugh at something as basic as comment about laughing at a pet named steve

[@fluffyyycloouuud5959]

Animal cruelty investigator: So, what happened sir?
Mark: I think I swallowed a my pet named steve

[@spacemannevada]

a MY pet named Steve

[@roses3728]

When ur english dont work no more:

[@user-jm1gn1ik9s]

“I think I swallowed a my pet named Steve”
GRAMMAR
“Ight Im a head out”

[@RiversLiver]

YTALYAN

[@-butterfly-1452]

The fact that in Google, “pet named Steve” can still be a top option :,)

[@roosterball1999]

"A pet named Steve isn't real, it can't hurt you."
A pet named Steve:

[@malachiatkinson7245]

It is real because we believe in it.
This is our doing.

[@justaratthatisactuallyjota6098]

My friend named Steve:

[@bettyoster6916]

lmao too much.

[@devanshouse5027]

What about a Steve named pet? 🤔

[@KatyushaWarThunder]

Devan Shouse NUZZLES NOTICES YOUR BUIDGE X3

[@esyrim]

Mark don't die of laughter, you might become a tree

[@dexterado3344]

XD

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

Or a pet named Steve

[@alanoodasalieh3696]

+Chris Molyneaux true true

[@breakerbeams]

What kind of tree would Mark be

[@glitterstyx2197]

+Zebrachu Markatree

[@-eli1758]

I imagine Mark at a pet store in line for a cat or something and when someone asks him "What are you going to name them?", he starts losing his shit with laughter.

[@billistic00]

That, my friend, is an amazing thought

[@anaaragon6531]

+Billistic we need to make "a pet named steve" into a markimoo meme

[@billistic00]

+Ana Aragon yesssss

[@brysonmorris622]

+Ana Aragon why is Chica not named Steve I could see him doing that

[@lemmiecat]

#markspetnamesteve

[@Whobertt]

This is a 7 minute long video of a man letting his intrusive thoughts win and I love it

[@the-mj6bw]

Mark: "THOSE WERE COMPLETELY LOGICAL ANSWERS!"
Also Mark 2 seconds before: h o w t o k i l l y o u r f a m i l y

[@salimamari5371]

That's logical

[@maiswashere]

@@salimamari5371 yes

[@firefi1960]

Woooosh me if you must, but he was referring to the actual right answers, as his next line is "What the hell was I doing?"

[@WorldWeave]

“Why was I defaulting to murder?”

[@inlinechris]

You’re retarded. He’s saying the right answers are logical and his guesses aren’t.

[@egg5711]

I remember playing this and me and my friend were joking around, and it said "is my cat a " and I said terrorist. We put it in and it was the first one

[@FurRufusMusic]

What are the odds of that XD

[@anoblesteed5685]

Cats really are terrorists.

[@margaret_adelle]

I love how 80% of his laughter comes from his own joke, not the actual game.

[@ruecumbers]

It's the best thing ever

[@HankePanke]

+Determined Games mine's at 82

[@cheriev]

+Determined Games lol mines 85%

[@whitepony6847]

Nobody. Cares. About. Your. Battery.

[@skadanky4865]

+Determined games mines at 8%

[@SIM_BLAST]

did anyone notice at the end on the bbottom of the screen the "over 132mil games played!" phrase? bruh markiplier goin nuts entire time

[@frindjinny6]

Mark: I accidentally ate a my pet named Steve
*peta calls*

[@moosetrackart]

Frindjinny6
to congratulate him

[@motherofdogs7980]

PETA: How dare you! We were going to euthanize him, and you took our chance! Well, guess we can steal your other dogs and euthanize them, just like the other animals at our shelters, whilst promoting the Pitbull ban, shaming people on the internet for their choice of not supporting us, and spreading fake facts to manipulate people into joining our cult.

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

@@motherofdogs7980 me:he is just joking about eating a Pet named steve about Google feud

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

Who the fuck is peta

[@motherofdogs7980]

Pedro Meira Mendes RUclipsr
People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals

[@audreyjavan2384]

I was playing this game and the question was "can I eat my" and I wrote "pet named steve" and that is the top answer. Good job Markimoo!

[@dallasrice]

oml

[@TieLure2539]

splashwater135 100th like on this comment

[@randymiller9657]

splashwater135 how did you play

[@undertaleloverundertalethe1070]

King Rocko Of Tacoland

[@denialnumber4513]

Me too!

[@sourcefake4191]

"I love the taste of balls" Markiplier 2K16
Written 6/1/2019

[@SethAtSNK]

Yo

[@tonisaavik0679]

I love the taste of napalm in the morning

[@MainCharacter_Obeyme]

The subtitles say “(Jack’s) dick”

[@sirkuchen1501]

Someone Random xd perfect

[@sourcefake4191]

Thanks may this year be with you,

[@SHMidlerPlays]

This video is still so funny all these years later, thanks for all the laughs and good memories Markiplier

[@Baran_124]

Nobody:
Mark: *PET NAMED STEVE*

[@gaiadrotar4248]

Lol

[@HypaBeast]

steve is a male grey cat according to me

[@jotarokujo8990]

P E T N A M E D S T E V E

[@Baran_124]

minecraft steve?!?!?

[@Baran_124]

@JOHN DELLINGER I was uploading videos like 1 year ago and than I deleted all of them

[@musy213]

"This is not funny"
*Continues to laugh*

[@souloftravisty623]

When dark humor hits just right

[@musy213]

@@souloftravisty623 Balanced as all things should be.

[@absolite3574]

Wow, this video was *A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@emica1427]

Wow, this comment was *A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@andrewyttra]

Wow, this markiplier was *_A PET NAMED STEVE_*

[@ruthaniumgold1274]

Wow, this *RUclips* was *A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@armanifar2024]

Wow this WORLD is *A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@joec7217]

A pet named Steve is still in one of the answers lol

[@ezrahasleftthechat5852]

“I’m in a really giggly mood, okay?”
Your giggle is contagious 😂

[@SquidCoder]

scientifically true, laughter is contagious. hearing laughter makes us prepare to laugh as well.

[@erinthedemonhog2090]

So true

[@riderjustis3009]

Laughter isn't a medicine, it's a disease.

[@yellowpower3755]

RiderJustiφs Uh huh….

[@eggeggington606]

So true, I’m watching this in bed trying my hardest not to wake up the entire house

[@bb-vn9kq]

*Mark = my favorite giggly fool*

[@juniejunebug]

same!!! i love it when he's in a giggly mood!

[@bb-vn9kq]

Junie Junebug yess!!

[@NotHappernot]

pap is loud you mean bitch baby? He isn't mark(iplier), he is bitch baby

[@kulajrnembhard7951]

pap is loud fuck

[@carpysam9361]

Me: what is your favourite colour?
Mark: A pet named Steve
Me: uh..what is your mother and farther' name?
Mark: A pet named Steve
Me: um..okay..what is your pets name
Mark: Chica

[@djalenakoerhuis781]

No a pet named steve😂😂😂😂

[@c.c_39]

Berry Gamerling i giggled LOL XD if Mark replied to this idk what would he say but all im thinking of what he might say is "Oh my WHAT!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD *cant stop laughing* ETHAN LOOK AT THIS COMMENT "Umm ok" *looks* HAAHHAHAHAHAH

[@djalenakoerhuis781]

I want to be a pet named steveeeeee me:laughs haaahaaaaaaa

[@kaylarhinehimer86]

Mark, Chill on the pet named Steve thing

[@CoolFennekin]

Me: 0_0

[@davulatter1868]

It was so much simpler back then. RUclips wasn't censoring anything and everything I was honestly surprised by the amount of cursing in this viedo and it was awesome

[@joec7217]

Very simple back then

[@sweetpotato281]

"Why was I defaulting to murder"
I ask myself that every day

[@xxizzygachaxx4481]

me to......me to

[@maevemilless4561]

I thought of the same thing because my mom watches things like forensic files and I watch them with her sometimes

[@miabutler7995]

Me: Totally not me.
*Pushes away dead body.

[@desmolboi4049]

The man behind the slaughter would like to have a talk with you.

[@milesbailor5019]

r/cusrsedcomments

[@gachaangeluwu1950]

Mark: “My friends are all dead”
Also mark: “ Man this is talking about my friends a lot” 😂😂

[@BlueRoseRains]

Don't be sorry Mark. Your giggling made me laugh.

[@jayjay945]

Marie D same

[@jasmynfoster9536]

Marie D same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cristianrojasfox6997]

Same

[@longvutrong2581]

Marie D same

[@nay_bleunuit6708]

Marie D same

[@Eli_Peart07]

7 years later and I still laugh uncontrollably at these vids

[@kotabear0172]

"I wanna buy a tiny house, an itty bitty house for tiny box Tim"
"Mark we really need to stop putting the merch money towards buying tiny houses"
If you know, you know. Momento Mori

[@og_dumpster_fire4482]

:(

[@harlequinsnightmare8198]

Memento Mori

[@unforeseeable2.058]

Memento Mori

[@midnight-sunset]

Lmaooooo 😂 (I’m actually wearing my unas Annus hoodie right now.)

[@SteampunkHorse]

Memento Mori

[@sydfrog_]

We need to search "I think I swallowed a pet named Steve" so it's an actual auto fill thing

[@iggyrip]

I second this!

[@waffleninja2057]

It already is in RUclips XD! There is even a channel called a pet named steve! XD

[@LadyFox012]

+WaffleNinja are u subscribed to it

[@grim2882]

im going to go spam it into google search

[@xoftri2435]

I already did, we should spread the word to our mothers, fathers and pets named Steve.

[@Allisgrim1]

3:24 or so "I love the feeling of being...."
*Mark coughs*
"Fucked"
This is the quality content I signed up for. 10/10.

[@zoeym9197]

Really tho lmao

[@damiennicharico7475]

am I the only one laughing my ass off to this whole video😂😂😂😂😂

[@Allisgrim1]

Damien Nicharico Same. It was great lolol

[@vincentcorleon7465]

Damn straight.

[@afearfilledlittlething8677]

The giggles are contagious

[@Cl_ck]

Mark : *laughs over “a pet named steve”*
Chica : *And I took that personally*

[@user-GodOfWarKratos]

Why did the subtitles say "Chica Will not be happy about this"?

[@Cl_ck]

@@user-GodOfWarKratos How am I supposed to know 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@user-GodOfWarKratos]

I think u know,tell me NOW,if u don't then u shave Ur beard off

[@Cl_ck]

@@user-GodOfWarKratos Oooo, I’m so scared, and it’s not even me in my profile picture 😂 I’m a girl

[@user-GodOfWarKratos]

@@Cl_ck Ur boyfriend is in the picture?

[@theslyfoxgaming108]

“Why was I defaulting to Muuuurderrrr?”

[@abigailmack6402]

I usually do because it relates to the word kill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unprankable666]

Cool profile pic

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

"I accidentally swallowed gluten? Oh fuck man!"
*sweats in celiac*

[@Emma7878]

Omg!!!!! I loveeee your profile pic!!!!!

[@dukeduck2221]

@@Emma7878 It's a heart. Just a fucking heart.

[@Emma7878]

@@dukeduck2221 Yes I know.

[@noragamilover101rosadelamu5]

@@dukeduck2221 Doesn't it look badass, though?

[@victoriatal4280]

@@dukeduck2221 cuz your pfp is better

[@AdelaideMurdock-ru1mm]

This is the most chaotic and most markiplier thing ever.

[@ravena3235]

Almost 2 years and I'm still not over the pet named steve

[@klownkichii]

Fran
Same same

[@mkmarcy100]

Google feud: My friends are all _____
Mark: *dead*
Google feud: ... (you got it!)
Mark: oh my gosh it’s actually one- AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@jaydenmcwhirter9979]

all my friends are dead
push me to the edge

[@quoththepartyguy]

@@jaydenmcwhirter9979 *LIL UZI VERT IS THAT YOU*

[@paranoidgamer7199]

... Why does your 'Read More' buttun literally do J*** S***?

[@Yes-cx2jz]

I died at that one

[@KyrinChase]

Was I the only one dying laughing throughout the entire video, especially at "My Pet named Steve"

[@naturalnat3452]

You are NOT alone! xD

[@Bailey-dr7bf]

Rohirrim!! (anyone get that?)

[@kingsonom5847]

Definitely not!

[@the_sipp]

I think I actually died for 20 seconds for laughing so much

[@Jonny5Fails]

One of my new favorites.

[@timmytws]

I always come back to this every time I am reminded of a pet named steve. ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN X3

[@_el_41]

*WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A PET NAMED STEVE*

[@ceeH1430]

Fun

[@pigmafia]

@@ceeH1430 XD

[@dddoubledix]

@5:43

[@kaylin3533]

Dunno.

[@alexandertrashking5450]

"Why was I defaulting to MURDER?-"
I ask myself that question every day at school, Mark.

[@redlightning6243]

Me too.......Me too bro

[@jencandraw6133]

Frenchie ToastieGhostie same...same

[@my_m4n]

darkiplier

[@IntenseHat]

Honestly same dude

[@cwizthebuilder]

I feed off of Mark's giggles.

[@edwinnerbreadwinner]

cwizthebuilder same

[@keep_upthebeat7360]

cwizthebuilder same his laugh is amazing

[@fauxweasel]

cwizthebuilder I know

[@killie6727]

cwizthebuilder I feed off food.... I am human 😞

[@keep_upthebeat7360]

Chara and Friends same, so does my brother, satan.... :)

[@lollmao2921]

I just saw the sidemen google feud and a pet named Steve was one of the answers and I thought of this video straight a way

[@ImAteista]

“When you die you die”
The floor is made out of floor

[@aliteraldumpsterfire672]

space is made out of space

[@BurntBalls]

Balls are made of balls

[@cursedshadow_32]

Knife is made of knife

[@cursedshadow_32]

Earth is made of earth

[@BurntBalls]

Air is made of fart

[@bzrk9717]

Why does Mark remind me of a twelve year old kid who just wants to cuss.

[@rattfish]

gacha kim the tomboy yeah cuz ur 4 years younger.

[@rattfish]

gacha kim the tomboy x doubt

[@rattfish]

gacha kim the tomboy I can tell.

[@KaiLally9009]

*distant cough*

[@MinkIt2]

Hello

[@sarah-janexox8111]

' I wanna buy *A SNOWMANNNNN* '
Followed by
' my best friend is *A SNOWMANNNNN* '
Also followed by
' how to draw *A SNOWMANNNNN* '
Alsoooo
' I wanna be *A SNOWMANNNNN* '
- Markiplier 6/7/16
ME: *GASPING FOR AIR* 😂😂😂😂

[@mrfall-if5dd]

Itz Just Sarah-Jane and not at all a snow woman smh

[@rdinanny]

4:48 "i think i have a heart attack." yes. calmly google medical advice whilst dying of a heart attack.
-CP

[@10ksubschallengewith1video2]

1:22 I want to buy a pet named steve
1:58 my best friend is a pet named steve
2:40 how to draw a pet named steve
3:08 best way to kill your pet named steve
3:24 I love the feeling of being A PET NAMED STEVE
4:15 I accidentally ate my pet named STEVE
4:34 I think I have a pet named steve
5:02 I want to be a pet named steve
5:14 I think I swallowed a pet named steve
5:46 what is it like to be a pet named steve
6:04 when you die you die like your pet named steve

[@MrBacon-nw3bv]

Lol

[@firefi1960]

Call me crazy, but I think he may have mentioned a pet named Steve

[@SuavelySeaTurtle]

Move over, Tiny box Tim, we’ve got A Pet Named Steve

[@Bloodbathexe]

The Life of steve

[@CrunchbackJones]

The laugh at 4:50 is making me die XD

[@kasonpippin6310]

*a hilarious joke*
Mark: nice
*a pet named Steve*
Mark:*wheeze* A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh god oh jeez...A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!😂

[@GM-wy9sh]

Lol

[@EndlessSummer888]

*Mark's golden retriever walks in* "wtf Mark, my name is Chica."

[@thehardworkinghamburg8041]

Panda Productions!! The joy of random things!

[@LicoriceXTT]

Panda Productions!! Yes. Just yes
No y know what
*WHEEZE*
😂

[@sullybully]

Panda Productions!! Now it's "KEEPING THE POOPY IN"

[@numaorus]

And there's another meme by Markiplier.

[@harlow5985]

yup its called: "a pet named steve"

[@desiree3xo304]

A snowman

[@johnboyzero]

So I herad youre "pets named steve"

[@cassandrazeiber8077]

John Wiktorsson 

[@thefunnyman3128]

MARK, THE INTERNET IS FOR WATCHING JACKS (Jacksepticeye's)
VIDEOS AND UR VIDEOS. DUH!

[@That_1_Idiot_Melon]

"My friends are all *dead* " AND THAT WORKED