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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2016
  • It's the special Christmas edition of Google Feud! It's Christmas because I got ONE santa related question! HURRAY!!
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    ...sorry grandma...
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Комментарии • 39 тыс.

  • @elizabethday1317
    @elizabethday1317 4 года назад +5678

    Mark: * sings with voice of angel*
    Also mark ( giggling like an idiot) : make an aardvark out of bees!

    • @johnathan7313
      @johnathan7313 3 года назад +87

      Was looking for someone who mentioned how good his singing was!

    • @jamesmcgovern540
      @jamesmcgovern540 3 года назад +35

      He was a tad flat on one note but other than that it was beautiful

    • @pizza6168
      @pizza6168 3 года назад +31

      Why does my arm always get stuck inside my grandma

    • @cenizafranciskarlempleo8-a745
      @cenizafranciskarlempleo8-a745 3 года назад +5

      Johnathan Hetrick agree

    • @phoebebridgersbff
      @phoebebridgersbff 3 года назад +4

      @Hannah Mcknight did u watch the video

  • @hermitfox3053
    @hermitfox3053 4 года назад +4295

    "Google Feud christmas edition!"
    *What body parts can you harvest from grandma?*

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 года назад +41

      Cursed comments

    • @Squiggle_Crafts
      @Squiggle_Crafts 4 года назад +65

      Well she did get run-over by a raindeer

    • @imagirlnamedricha6387
      @imagirlnamedricha6387 4 года назад +26

      SunnyKinz3 *GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER*

    • @Serek_Studios
      @Serek_Studios 4 года назад +22

      @@imagirlnamedricha6387 start the new rescue helicopter

    • @misterb9833
      @misterb9833 4 года назад +10

      @@Squiggle_Crafts You're right

  • @chaoticallyenergetic
    @chaoticallyenergetic 2 года назад +1920

    Mark: *Beautiful singing*
    Also Mark: "Can you milk a president...?"

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 года назад +3

      Quality name and pfp, Alexei is 10/10

    • @chaoticallyenergetic
      @chaoticallyenergetic 2 года назад +2

      @@LordVader1094 Da, Dr. Alexei is my soul.

    • @thundermothstudio5446
      @thundermothstudio5446 2 года назад +8

      I think the one with Santa having diabetes was my favorite. Given how many candy canes he eats, I think Santa does have diabetes. He just calls it diabeetus.

    • @SirAlexanderr
      @SirAlexanderr 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +8

      Can you milk a president named steve

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 2 года назад +428

    Mark: "This is going to be a nice christmas episode."
    Also Mark: "What body parts can you harvest from Grandma?"

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 Год назад +10

      Also also Mark: "Tom Hanks is in my closet"

    • @grubskies4221
      @grubskies4221 Год назад +4

      @@Jesse_17 and locked in his basement

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jesse_17 Also also also Mark: "recipe for disaster"

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 7 месяцев назад

      *I hate the taste of my dog's butthole*

    • @user-og7fw8mh7f
      @user-og7fw8mh7f 5 месяцев назад +4

      Poor Mark's grandma.... 😂

  • @peytonshuffield9524
    @peytonshuffield9524 3 года назад +2858

    Alternate title: "Man laughs for 11 minutes as he typed nonsense in a box"

    • @ocupersgmail
      @ocupersgmail 3 года назад +46

      alternate of the alternate title: "giggly man laughs for 11 minutes while typing nonsense in a box

    • @doodlebob5548
      @doodlebob5548 3 года назад +17

      Alternate title to the alternate alternate title "man laughs for 11 minutes as he types things about his grandmother that would make Alabama look like nothing in the grand scheme of things... into a nonsense box"

    • @x1alt_f41x
      @x1alt_f41x 3 года назад +4

      He spent a minute of the video talking before actually doing the video so I'd say 10

    • @Neuvihottie
      @Neuvihottie 3 года назад +3

      Alternative title to alternative title: weird man laughs for 11 minutes while writing stupid things

    • @DavidCB420
      @DavidCB420 3 года назад +2

      in the secret box that patrick hid the embarasing picture

  • @Aerialyn
    @Aerialyn 5 лет назад +3894

    *_-A P E T N A M E D S T E V E-_*

  • @chronicgameaholic6779
    @chronicgameaholic6779 3 года назад +370

    Mark: "Google Feud, CHRISTMAS EDITION!"
    Mark: "Can you milk a president?"

  • @noahmckenzie4814
    @noahmckenzie4814 3 года назад +260

    Alternative title: Markiplier laughs at himself while occasionally making jokes about bees and dark jokes about his grandma for 11 minutes

  • @robynnhoud4001
    @robynnhoud4001 4 года назад +2885

    Mark: Why are the French so full of bees?
    France: **angry bee noises**

  • @royaldoughnut9042
    @royaldoughnut9042 6 лет назад +954

    You know who's beautiful?
    A pet named steve

  • @xximnotasimpxx
    @xximnotasimpxx Год назад +303

    Mark: This gonna be the greatest christmas edition!
    Also Mark: "Does Santa clause have my picture of my mom by his bed?"

    • @salomeheredia9885
      @salomeheredia9885 Год назад +6

      Steve found it out

    • @EnderDragonsAreCool
      @EnderDragonsAreCool Год назад +8

      Mark: "It's Christmas Edition!"
      Mark: Gets to the Santa Claus one
      Mark: "Does Santa Claus have a picture of my mom by his bed"
      Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noemiborbeibartis2881
      @noemiborbeibartis2881 9 месяцев назад +2

      LMAO

  • @masonsucksatwriting1914
    @masonsucksatwriting1914 2 года назад +126

    “I think my mom is a doppelgänger of John Cena”
    This killed me so hard that I fell off my bed laughing🤣💀

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +3

      Maybe she IS John Cena

    • @RobinDabank-ls8wp
      @RobinDabank-ls8wp 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because you can’t see her

    • @OmChakraborty69420
      @OmChakraborty69420 6 месяцев назад +1

      Every answer did that to me😂😂😂
      I laughed so hard my belly hurt

  • @amandainglis8102
    @amandainglis8102 5 лет назад +741

    Has a voice like an angel
    Has a personality of a goof ball

  • @Andrew-ry9be
    @Andrew-ry9be 7 лет назад +2211

    Damn, markiplier is a really good singer.

    • @rasyiqahzainudin3250
      @rasyiqahzainudin3250 7 лет назад +12

      spectre - Minecraft and roblox. ouh ikr i thought he was just lip-syncing

    • @Andrew-ry9be
      @Andrew-ry9be 7 лет назад +11

      Right. I watched a couple of his vines which had singing in them.

    • @luvdie
      @luvdie 7 лет назад

      spectre - Minecraft and roblox.

    • @sulanysalcedo5683
      @sulanysalcedo5683 7 лет назад +5

      spectre - Minecraft and roblox. Right?! like damn 😻

    • @lolthestupid
      @lolthestupid 7 лет назад +3

      ASMaRk in the house!

  • @Aministerplays
    @Aministerplays 3 года назад +231

    I almost died in a car accident today and this popped up when I got home from the hospital. It was exactly what I needed after being in a car sandwich were all the airbags failed. No one was severely hurt I was the only one hurt in the whole event. I just want to let you know that you made me smile after a very bad and long day by being silly. Thank you.

    • @0mensfault_
      @0mensfault_ 2 года назад +13

      I know i'm late but i hope you're doing fine now!

    • @wahbanger
      @wahbanger 2 года назад +9

      I hope you are better now

    • @brainb0t_952
      @brainb0t_952 2 года назад +10

      I hope you are better. I was in a crash once, but no one was severely hurt. I feel awful for you.
      Edit: your situation reminds me of a book I read once. You should read it, it's called "I Funny"

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 2 года назад +7

      I know this is old but good luck mate

    • @bloodymetalangel287
      @bloodymetalangel287 2 года назад +3

      Are you Oke???? DDD:

  • @shauxuhrwilsongrim
    @shauxuhrwilsongrim 3 года назад +83

    It's been years. I went to try Google Feud myself.
    In the first round, one of the answers to "I think life is" was "a pet named steve".
    Good job guys.

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you, we're gonna keep it up

  • @necr0mancrr
    @necr0mancrr 3 года назад +3385

    Question: “The poor should”
    Mark: starts laughing uncontrollably
    O H N O

    • @foxthor0528
      @foxthor0528 3 года назад +111

      Necromancer Ikr? I mean just look at what people said pause at 2:28 and just look at the autocompletes!! People are so fucked up

    • @minecraftmaster1678
      @minecraftmaster1678 3 года назад +12

      Oh god

    • @Patrick.P
      @Patrick.P 3 года назад +56

      @@foxthor0528 ikr its really sad! When jack saw it he went serious.

    • @giokspa1063
      @giokspa1063 3 года назад +58

      @@foxthor0528 the poor s h o u l d p a y m o r e t a x e s
      BRUH

    • @_Breadstix_
      @_Breadstix_ 3 года назад +40

      “The poor should *Stop whining*”
      You realize your whining about the poor asking to get help, right?

  • @supershot833
    @supershot833 3 года назад +2911

    “How to raise a proper gentleman”
    I wouldn’t be surprised if Marks mom was searching that up

  • @laelmatthews3914
    @laelmatthews3914 Год назад +79

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the beauty of Mark's voice when he sings?

  • @berrybeary9299
    @berrybeary9299 3 года назад +75

    "Do birds die
    Do birds cry
    Do birds fly" sent me 😂✋

  • @skrugtuggler
    @skrugtuggler 7 лет назад +3342

    MARK WHY IS YOUR VOICE SO ANGELIC?!?

    • @L3610NF0R14M7H37RU7H
      @L3610NF0R14M7H37RU7H 7 лет назад +20

      two words, digital editing.

    • @HillaKarpalo
      @HillaKarpalo 7 лет назад +86

      Actually it´s not edited much. Mark has a very good singing voice.

    • @EddieThaPlayer
      @EddieThaPlayer 7 лет назад +27

      he did take singing lessons when he was younger

    • @platinum4191
      @platinum4191 7 лет назад +20

      Not at all xD It's his real voice, meet him in person.

    • @L3610NF0R14M7H37RU7H
      @L3610NF0R14M7H37RU7H 7 лет назад +6

      Oxiclean Bleach and id believe that from someone with a trolly name like bleach? trust me, its not his real voice when he is singing in the beginning.

  • @vaniev.8993
    @vaniev.8993 6 лет назад +456

    I’m *SORRY* to my grandma!
    I’m *SORRY* to my mom!
    *IM SORRY TO THE BEES AND MY PET NAMED STEVE*

    • @Swtmegg
      @Swtmegg 6 лет назад

      my main man butterfree lol

    • @alexxander7669
      @alexxander7669 6 лет назад

      my main man butterfree yells

  • @LeviGarrettMonroe
    @LeviGarrettMonroe 3 года назад +72

    “Why does my arm always get stuck in my grandma” - Markiplier

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Can you milk a president?" - Also Markiplier

  • @Druska420
    @Druska420 2 года назад +295

    I remember watching these years ago.....
    it's 2022 and it still funny af

  • @warren54
    @warren54 7 лет назад +506

    Does Santa Claus have a pet named Steve?

  • @littlemaniac7774
    @littlemaniac7774 5 лет назад +2051

    Is my cat.......PREGANANANT?!?!?!

    • @DeStellr1
      @DeStellr1 5 лет назад +26

      I knew this comment would he here sksksksk

    • @darrellwillis4871
      @darrellwillis4871 5 лет назад +24

      Pregat?

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 5 лет назад +19

      Can my cat get pragent

    • @clairea2957
      @clairea2957 5 лет назад +17

      Prefnat?

    • @Lifewithmiraa
      @Lifewithmiraa 5 лет назад +34

      How do I know if my cat is prengen
      Can my cat get pregante
      I think my cat is prefnat with my 14th child!?!?😂😂😂😂(WHEEZE)

  • @jamesw9633
    @jamesw9633 2 года назад +66

    Mark: singing a Christmas song beautifully
    Mark, literally 1 minute and 45 seconds later: Is my cat secretly Barbara Streisand

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 года назад +1

      [to the opening of "The Way We Were"]
      Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarbraaaaaaaaaaa...

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 года назад +1

      and yes, I own an original Japan-for-U.S. CD pressing of _The Way We Were._

    • @CptCascadia
      @CptCascadia 2 года назад

      ​@@VicGChad07 who asked

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 2 года назад +1

      @@CptCascadia You did. Here's your sign.

  • @UnnecessaryWords303
    @UnnecessaryWords303 Год назад +25

    I love how the more Mark laughs the deeper his voice goes

  • @dragonf1recdn
    @dragonf1recdn 4 года назад +803

    Mark: I'm Sorry to my Mom
    Also Mark: I'm Sorry to my grandma
    Me: WHAT ABOUT YOUR PET NAMED S T E V E
    [Dies laughing]

    • @kyrawolfert7048
      @kyrawolfert7048 4 года назад +14

      Me: Say sorry to the French, they aren’t full of bees XD

    • @puzzled8582
      @puzzled8582 4 года назад +9

      As a French descendent I can confirm our bloodflow runs with bees

    • @corickal_zacky3739
      @corickal_zacky3739 4 года назад +2

      This pleases me

    • @Jade-bz8vv
      @Jade-bz8vv 4 года назад +2

      This comment pleases Steve

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 года назад +2

      @@kyrawolfert7048 WHAT ABOUT BEES THEMSELVES

  • @esbenduejacobsen7504
    @esbenduejacobsen7504 7 лет назад +306

    8:52
    Ladies and gentlemen... We've lost him...

    • @googleplier1253
      @googleplier1253 7 лет назад +14

      We lost him looooong before that my friend.

    • @itslowkeymikey7564
      @itslowkeymikey7564 7 лет назад

      Esben Due Jacobsen ikr

    • @purplemayhem
      @purplemayhem 7 лет назад +8

      Esben Due Jacobsen i think we lost him around 2:07 XD

    • @stutijain3449
      @stutijain3449 7 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂 we lost him at the first episode of this

    • @eden7037
      @eden7037 7 лет назад

      He was long gone before that. RIP Markiplier's Sanity

  • @genthean
    @genthean 3 года назад +26

    Mark: "how to make a human centipede"
    Me: _Vietnam flashbacks_

  • @courtneykelly2028
    @courtneykelly2028 2 года назад +29

    Mark: "how to raise a proper gentleman"
    Dark: *trying to take over the channel* "let me introduce myself..."

  • @thefollers7517
    @thefollers7517 7 лет назад +614

    Is my cat named Steve Pergananent?

  • @muffnfff
    @muffnfff 5 лет назад +698

    Me- Okay I'm ready. Lets go
    Mark- *_can you milk a president?_*
    Me- *w h e e z e*

  • @theoats9804
    @theoats9804 2 года назад +17

    "what body parts can you fill with bees"
    Well, any body part if you try hard enough

  • @konstantinosstav8130
    @konstantinosstav8130 2 года назад +18

    Mark when he makes a joke: i sleep
    Mark when he actually starts finding some: R E A L SHIT😂😂

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 7 лет назад +3591

    We DEMAND an album of Mark singing popular christmas songs!

    • @rickertvimbrant2002
      @rickertvimbrant2002 7 лет назад +11

      MrWhatdafuBOOM chopper!

    • @thelazyvalentyn318
      @thelazyvalentyn318 7 лет назад +5

      MrWhatdafuBOOM Agreed!

    • @kaiciek31
      @kaiciek31 7 лет назад +6

      MrWhatdafuBOOM Yess oh my lord he's great.

    • @shoonbruh
      @shoonbruh 7 лет назад +5

      CHOPPER YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!

    • @Fawxo
      @Fawxo 7 лет назад +9

      ikr. his singing is amazing

  • @liothelion4712
    @liothelion4712 4 года назад +516

    Question.
    Why is my grandma's terrorist pet named Steve filled with bees

  • @Eilik_It_A_Lot
    @Eilik_It_A_Lot Год назад +9

    I've seen this so many times and I still end up laughing so hard when Mark completely loses it at 8:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gothgirlgaming9050
    @gothgirlgaming9050 3 года назад +18

    One day Mark, Seán, Ethan, and the rest of the gang should do this on stream.

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 Год назад

      Mark: being a giggly bitch for the whole time
      Seán: Shouting at Mark
      Ethan: also being a giggly bitch

  • @copper_rose137
    @copper_rose137 4 года назад +3414

    Mark: **has a completely illogical answer**
    Answer: **is wrong**
    Mark: **surprised pikachu face**

    • @fancicarrot2623
      @fancicarrot2623 4 года назад +14

      I have found u again

    • @hyunlvrr
      @hyunlvrr 4 года назад +7

      You just had to add pikachu, didnt you?

    • @cvspharmacy8048
      @cvspharmacy8048 4 года назад

      300th like 🥰

    • @harrisonmissell1716
      @harrisonmissell1716 4 года назад +1

      @ThatOneHufflepuff I love your icon did you draw that yourself?

    • @marklloyd110
      @marklloyd110 4 года назад +1

      I was your 666th like.... **scared pikachu face**

  • @tyshco2969
    @tyshco2969 4 года назад +617

    "The poor should fill in the Grand Canyon."
    *W I T H B E E S*

  • @octopuswienerz2938
    @octopuswienerz2938 2 года назад +13

    Why is nobody talking about how well this god damn man can sing????💅

  • @destraac
    @destraac 3 года назад +11

    "Tom hanks is in my closet" is now actually the 1st suggestion i'm dying XD

  • @Aeruniem
    @Aeruniem 7 лет назад +749

    Markiplier has a beautiful singing voice

    • @EKhan1997
      @EKhan1997 7 лет назад +15

      IT WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @ThatKenBoi
      @ThatKenBoi 7 лет назад +3

      Kaiser the Keyboard Agreed!

    • @thecatmangaming5503
      @thecatmangaming5503 7 лет назад +3

      Hey, I wasn't the only one who thought so :-)

    • @Jjajeremy
      @Jjajeremy 7 лет назад +1

      lol i can autotune better than him

    • @dinahjoysurbito4067
      @dinahjoysurbito4067 7 лет назад +3

      +BTGaming ya but sadly nobody cares about you

  • @arn3107
    @arn3107 5 лет назад +1465

    Not two minutes into the video . . . . .
    Mark :*Can you milk a president?*

  • @thehalfgrain
    @thehalfgrain 3 года назад +17

    Mark has such a beautiful singing voice

  • @EGGPLAYUH420j9
    @EGGPLAYUH420j9 Год назад +11

    This video is a window into marks mind

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 3 года назад +1490

    "How to make an aardvark out of bees."
    Mark, it's time to lay off the drugs.

  • @cassiaalbas2194
    @cassiaalbas2194 5 лет назад +498

    markiplayer:does santa claus have a picture of my mom in the bed XD
    me:Wait..... does santa claus have.....
    A P E T N A M E D S T E V E.....

  • @thebookbunnypodcast818
    @thebookbunnypodcast818 3 года назад +10

    My god, Mark has a beautiful singing voice. 🥰

  • @rockstarspecalyt1561
    @rockstarspecalyt1561 2 года назад +16

    I know it’s august but after hearing that Christmas song I want to put decorations up lol

  • @bellboyce2962
    @bellboyce2962 7 лет назад +4768

    I think Mark has finally lost his mind with Google Feud

  • @ggoose11224
    @ggoose11224 6 лет назад +401

    I... LIED... ABOUT MY.........
    PET NAMED STeve
    *dies of lack of oxygen*

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 Год назад +8

    8:55 You good here Mark?

  • @johnfreepunk6664
    @johnfreepunk6664 2 года назад +4

    This should become a year round Christmas tradition

  • @stacigeraldino7576
    @stacigeraldino7576 5 лет назад +631

    He sings nicley.
    I sing like a rat on steroids.

    • @coalspruce
      @coalspruce 5 лет назад +31

      I sing like a chihuahua getting run over by a lawnmower while he’s doing coke as he’s humping a bag of bees

    • @yeetimtheworst2795
      @yeetimtheworst2795 5 лет назад +17

      I sound like a skunk being fucked by a raccoon in the trash compactor while slowly being fed fish oil

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 5 лет назад +9

      I sound like a f@qin' ape taking a smoke and coke at the same time while having a seizure.

    • @radiql
      @radiql 4 года назад +8

      Well ur the smart one that injected a rat with steroids to see what it sings like 😂😂😂

    • @jerry6845
      @jerry6845 4 года назад +6

      I sound like 100000000 Tsar Bombas

  • @magicdogstudios6624
    @magicdogstudios6624 4 года назад +575

    So, nobody’s gonna talk about “the poor should eat their babies”

  • @young_mikolaj
    @young_mikolaj 2 года назад +13

    6:31 all my D1ld0s

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 11 месяцев назад +2

    10:03 Mark desperately yelling “DOES SANTA HAVE A??? *DOES SANTA HAVE AN E????”* 😂

  • @tpagaming6151
    @tpagaming6151 4 года назад +606

    I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came-
    "I think life is..."
    Guess what the 4th top answer was...
    *_A PET NAMED STEVE_*
    Not. Even. Kidding.

    • @claudiacheng5519
      @claudiacheng5519 4 года назад +26

      TPA Gaming I KNOW THE SAME HAPPENED TO ME BUT IT WAS THE 5TH TOP ANSWER

    • @americannightmare425
      @americannightmare425 4 года назад +28

      People really want mark to get stuff right

    • @its-a-mea-mario9477
      @its-a-mea-mario9477 4 года назад +21

      Next time one of the answers will be "what body parts can you harvest from grandma"

    • @dabitodoroki2617
      @dabitodoroki2617 4 года назад +2

      @@claudiacheng5519 It can't be an answer...Right?

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 4 года назад +1

      @@dabitodoroki2617 it is 😂🤣😂

  • @MilesofReptiles
    @MilesofReptiles Год назад +8

    I still never get tired of watching Markiplier succumb to the intrusive thoughts

  • @abrakadabra5023
    @abrakadabra5023 2 года назад +3

    It became a tradition for me to rewatch markiplier playing google feud on the eve of new year

  • @mimmixerenard
    @mimmixerenard 4 года назад +444

    "Why are the french so full of bees ?"
    Me, a French person : Are we ??? *starts sweating in french*

  • @i_hate_cyrus4113
    @i_hate_cyrus4113 4 года назад +455

    “star wars is real”
    “star wars is dead”
    *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE*

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 Год назад +3

    6:03 Maybe next time you should say nice to your own mom

  • @rebelking7772
    @rebelking7772 2 года назад +11

    At 4:55, Poor Chika!!!!!!!

  • @blackenwhite7006
    @blackenwhite7006 7 лет назад +418

    There's a new kind of drug.
    It's called Markiplier.

    • @freakgirl459
      @freakgirl459 7 лет назад +4

      BlackenWhite Gimme ittttt

    • @itsjustjay5942
      @itsjustjay5942 7 лет назад +8

      BlackenWhite I've been on that drug for years.... and I've overdosed many times. I can never go back... and I've never regretted it.

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 7 лет назад +5

      I think you misspelled "bees".

    • @zenz0ha472
      @zenz0ha472 7 лет назад +6

      I don't regret getting addicted to it. No ill side effects or anything, other than getting mocked for being a fangirl.

    • @courtneymckeown4017
      @courtneymckeown4017 7 лет назад

      Zenz0ha same

  • @Official.kimoraaa
    @Official.kimoraaa 4 года назад +2236

    I remember watching these years ago.....
    It's 2020 and I'm still dying laughing

  • @trindalas
    @trindalas Год назад +4

    Mark might be on a List after this, lol.

  • @entorge
    @entorge 3 года назад +10

    Nobody:
    Little kids with coats: 0:43

  • @clonemc7827
    @clonemc7827 7 лет назад +597

    I love his singing voice...so beautiful.

    • @rimuru4265
      @rimuru4265 7 лет назад +3

      TheBlueAnimeGamer ikr ^-^

    • @lukashoffman2636
      @lukashoffman2636 7 лет назад

      TheBlueAnimeGamer don't lie

    • @AlyssaSzafranski
      @AlyssaSzafranski 7 лет назад +1

      TheBlueAnimeGamer I know I love it! 💕

    • @Ok-jm2tf
      @Ok-jm2tf 7 лет назад +2

      TheBlueAnimeGamer he is the next morgan Freeman

    • @goldengoat9524
      @goldengoat9524 7 лет назад

      I gived the like who got u to 100 likes

  • @elyza2743
    @elyza2743 7 лет назад +276

    Markiplier.EXE Has Stopped Working XD

    • @_dani_doodle_
      @_dani_doodle_ 6 лет назад +23

      Well let's be honest here... did he EVER work properly??? XDD

    • @duckw7233
      @duckw7233 6 лет назад +1

      Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano exactly right! XDDDD 😂😂😂

    • @frogmilk9293
      @frogmilk9293 6 лет назад +1

      Faithdeathanime yep

    • @theparkourmastergaming6392
      @theparkourmastergaming6392 11 месяцев назад

      Please try again later.

    • @Mr.Lightshine
      @Mr.Lightshine 7 месяцев назад

      Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
      And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
      1. Believe that God sent His Son
      (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
      2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
      3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
      4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
      I'm Praying for you and you are loved
      (Romans 10:9-13))

  • @unpronounceable5020
    @unpronounceable5020 10 месяцев назад +2

    I kinda wish he did more of these also
    HEARING MARK SING IS A BLESSING

  • @rekyu3d541
    @rekyu3d541 Месяц назад +1

    Seven years later, I'm still *utterly* baffled at the combinations of words this man makes💀

  • @cv4925
    @cv4925 4 года назад +380

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Mark: the poor should form a giant human, PENGUINS ARE THE ILLUMINATI

    • @foonigy
      @foonigy 4 года назад +2

      How to make an aardvark outta bees

    • @iriss.6970
      @iriss.6970 4 года назад +3

      The first autocorrect was die....t h e h e c k

    • @Corbinkie
      @Corbinkie 4 года назад +2

      How to arm a beaver

    • @theringcycle9279
      @theringcycle9279 4 года назад +1

      "I lied about my pet named Steve"

  • @marioluigi2939
    @marioluigi2939 7 лет назад +422

    *mark sings* If you listen closely, you can hear thousands of ovaries exploding simultaneously.

    • @ribbiesamich
      @ribbiesamich 7 лет назад +2

      MrNinjaFace vagoona

    • @jameelaroberts1811
      @jameelaroberts1811 7 лет назад

      😂

    • @puffikloudz2047
      @puffikloudz2047 7 лет назад

      MrNinjaFace 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kat_isvoid
      @kat_isvoid 7 лет назад

      Azure Neko, this is just like the time we were learning about Hammurabi and people started calling him Harambe! Not really like it, but whatever!❤️

    • @bleachinator1384
      @bleachinator1384 7 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @legacyyt6714
    @legacyyt6714 2 года назад +3

    I know I'm WAY late, but Mark, that singing in the beginning was BEAUTIFUL. 5 stars, encore!

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад

      I rated it 5.1 stars

  • @Opgamer-ih1hd
    @Opgamer-ih1hd 3 года назад +7

    Just imagine his fbi agent watching him do this.

  • @LaoliFin
    @LaoliFin 6 лет назад +4639

    Mark should make an actual song

  • @AircraftEnthusiast0815
    @AircraftEnthusiast0815 7 лет назад +781

    love your singing voice markimoo

  • @budgetman7111
    @budgetman7111 Год назад +1

    My grandma praying normally: "Thank you god, amen"
    My grandma praying when she has her gown on: 5:05

  • @ryanstarkweather3625
    @ryanstarkweather3625 2 года назад +4

    I really appreciate that at least this far into them his comedy seems to consist of a lot of consistencies. It really Builds on all of the jokes at once.

  • @andielara6203
    @andielara6203 6 лет назад +342

    R.I.P. Mark's sanity

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 6 лет назад +1

      bruh mark's sanity has been gone for a long time XD

    • @nyxshara9917
      @nyxshara9917 6 лет назад

      It's been waaaaay gone

    • @nope8257
      @nope8257 6 лет назад +1

      Ellie Lara let's have a moment of silence for mark's sanity................ R.I.P we will miss you sanity

    • @pharaohthefennecfox9591
      @pharaohthefennecfox9591 6 лет назад

      Ellie Lara most of this video: grandma and bees

    • @The_Author_Is_Unavailable
      @The_Author_Is_Unavailable 6 лет назад +2

      Ellie Lara he lost his sanity when he first started this game

  • @mxsaic_._2197
    @mxsaic_._2197 5 лет назад +315

    How to raise a
    Pet named Steve

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +5

      Jessica Vlogs I lied.....about my pet named steve

    • @mxsaic_._2197
      @mxsaic_._2197 5 лет назад +2

      AngelWingsYT xD

    • @superpowergamers.p.g.8558
      @superpowergamers.p.g.8558 5 лет назад +4

      @@AngelWingsYT
      *My **_Jigglypuff_** Named Spark Is Here*
      *And I Lied About My **_Pikachu_** Named Rick*

    • @mxsaic_._2197
      @mxsaic_._2197 5 лет назад +2

      Man mark needs to do more of this

    • @hovkai
      @hovkai 5 лет назад +1

      Im laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tamenightmare4435
    @tamenightmare4435 3 месяца назад +1

    Mark is practically on his knees begging for forgiveness. 🤣

  • @euclyptuseuphoria3759
    @euclyptuseuphoria3759 2 года назад +3

    Merry Christmas to all those after the COVID pandemic, hope you all have a wonderful new year despite all of the tough times we face.

  • @kibuni5820
    @kibuni5820 6 лет назад +559

    "is my cat a terrorist" is he good? lmao

  • @hollied9703
    @hollied9703 6 лет назад +1059

    What's with all the bees? 😂😂👌🐝🐝🐝

  • @deviLIhaze
    @deviLIhaze 2 года назад +4

    lets be honest, mark has an amazing singing voice.

  • @stellak5002
    @stellak5002 2 года назад +1

    Mark laughs at this more than the try not to laughs

  • @stoophanie9023
    @stoophanie9023 5 лет назад +332

    10:04 little did he know, the letter *E* would become very familiar to him in the future

  • @mothvore
    @mothvore 5 лет назад +345

    "why is brother not in there and why is sister so high?"

  • @vans_iskra7001
    @vans_iskra7001 3 года назад +1

    With no place to go, let-
    *us go visit my pet named Steve*

  • @spectrykal
    @spectrykal Год назад +2

    3:27 IDK THIS ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂😂

  • @theresashelton4917
    @theresashelton4917 6 лет назад +273

    Star Wars is...
    my pet named Steve

  • @zacharymccoy7604
    @zacharymccoy7604 2 года назад +2

    5:07 “I LIED ABOUT MY PET NAMED STeeeevve”💀💀

  • @goobi3780
    @goobi3780 Год назад +1

    “This is going to be a wonderful Christmas themed episode.”
    Nothing says Christmas like milking a president

  • @memertarian2434
    @memertarian2434 3 года назад +1047

    "Does Santa have an E? What?"
    You'll learn why it makes sense in 2 years

  • @arandomperson3417
    @arandomperson3417 6 лет назад +416

    I want Mark to make a full cover for let it snow