I think the one with Santa having diabetes was my favorite. Given how many candy canes he eats, I think Santa does have diabetes. He just calls it diabeetus.
Alternate title to the alternate alternate title "man laughs for 11 minutes as he types things about his grandmother that would make Alabama look like nothing in the grand scheme of things... into a nonsense box"
I almost died in a car accident today and this popped up when I got home from the hospital. It was exactly what I needed after being in a car sandwich were all the airbags failed. No one was severely hurt I was the only one hurt in the whole event. I just want to let you know that you made me smile after a very bad and long day by being silly. Thank you.
I hope you are better. I was in a crash once, but no one was severely hurt. I feel awful for you. Edit: your situation reminds me of a book I read once. You should read it, it's called "I Funny"
I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came- "I think life is..." Guess what the 4th top answer was... *_A PET NAMED STEVE_* Not. Even. Kidding.
Topics to discuss with psychiatrist: "My dad's smoking closet..." "How to make a human centipede..." "I think my mom is a doppleganger of John Cena..."
MARK WAS SINGING LET IT SNOW MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED EDIT: Can you people please stop calling me disgusting? I used the above phrase for comedic exaggeration. I enjoy Mark's voice, and I was freaking out when I heard him singing, but I'm a dorky little bitch and decided to make a funny by saying "omg my ovaries exploded". If you really have that big of a problem about that, then you have your priorities out of whack.
Mark: * sings with voice of angel*
Also mark ( giggling like an idiot) : make an aardvark out of bees!
Was looking for someone who mentioned how good his singing was!
He was a tad flat on one note but other than that it was beautiful
Why does my arm always get stuck inside my grandma
Johnathan Hetrick agree
@Hannah Mcknight did u watch the video
“How to raise a proper gentleman”
I wouldn’t be surprised if Marks mom was searching that up
Supershot833 I mean... you aren’t wrong
Damn
😂😂😂
Oof
Supershot833 lol u just burned him
Mark: *Beautiful singing*
Also Mark: "Can you milk a president...?"
Quality name and pfp, Alexei is 10/10
@@LordVader1094 Da, Dr. Alexei is my soul.
I think the one with Santa having diabetes was my favorite. Given how many candy canes he eats, I think Santa does have diabetes. He just calls it diabeetus.
Yes
Can you milk a president named steve
Mark: "This is going to be a nice christmas episode."
Also Mark: "What body parts can you harvest from Grandma?"
Also also Mark: "Tom Hanks is in my closet"
@@Jesse_17 and locked in his basement
@@Jesse_17 Also also also Mark: "recipe for disaster"
*I hate the taste of my dog's butthole*
Poor Mark's grandma.... 😂
"Google Feud christmas edition!"
*What body parts can you harvest from grandma?*
Cursed comments
Well she did get run-over by a raindeer
SunnyKinz3 *GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER*
@@imagirlnamedricha6387 start the new rescue helicopter
@@Squiggle_Crafts You're right
Has a voice like an angel
Has a personality of a goof ball
Everything right in someone
So true
@Eggsbeen adik I think he was trying to tell us that
I thought this said golf ball.
Everything I need in a guy uwu
I’m *SORRY* to my grandma!
I’m *SORRY* to my mom!
*IM SORRY TO THE BEES AND MY PET NAMED STEVE*
my main man butterfree lol
my main man butterfree yells
Alternative title: Markiplier laughs at himself while occasionally making jokes about bees and dark jokes about his grandma for 11 minutes
Tru
I still wanna know why his arm keeps on getting stuck in his grandma
Yes 😭
Question: “The poor should”
Mark: starts laughing uncontrollably
O H N O
Necromancer Ikr? I mean just look at what people said pause at 2:28 and just look at the autocompletes!! People are so fucked up
Oh god
@@foxthor0528 ikr its really sad! When jack saw it he went serious.
@@foxthor0528 the poor s h o u l d p a y m o r e t a x e s
BRUH
“The poor should *Stop whining*”
You realize your whining about the poor asking to get help, right?
Alternate title: "Man laughs for 11 minutes as he typed nonsense in a box"
alternate of the alternate title: "giggly man laughs for 11 minutes while typing nonsense in a box
Alternate title to the alternate alternate title "man laughs for 11 minutes as he types things about his grandmother that would make Alabama look like nothing in the grand scheme of things... into a nonsense box"
He spent a minute of the video talking before actually doing the video so I'd say 10
Alternative title to alternative title: weird man laughs for 11 minutes while writing stupid things
in the secret box that patrick hid the embarasing picture
Mark: I'm Sorry to my Mom
Also Mark: I'm Sorry to my grandma
Me: WHAT ABOUT YOUR PET NAMED S T E V E
[Dies laughing]
Me: Say sorry to the French, they aren’t full of bees XD
As a French descendent I can confirm our bloodflow runs with bees
This pleases me
This comment pleases Steve
@@kyrawolfert7048 WHAT ABOUT BEES THEMSELVES
Can we take a moment to appreciate the beauty of Mark's voice when he sings?
Hi
@@SerialDesignatonZHi
Mark: **has a completely illogical answer**
Answer: **is wrong**
Mark: **surprised pikachu face**
I have found u again
You just had to add pikachu, didnt you?
300th like 🥰
@ThatOneHufflepuff I love your icon did you draw that yourself?
I was your 666th like.... **scared pikachu face**
Mark: Why are the French so full of bees?
France: **angry bee noises**
Axolotls Animated LOL
Grands Dieux ! Quelle outrecuidance !
Also Switzerland : **angry bee noises**
Meanwhile in Spain: * confused ayyyyyyy Macarena*
He said that right when I saw this
You know who's beautiful?
A pet named steve
Royal Doughnut AGREED
THERE IS ANOTHER VERSION THAT SAYS U ARE..... I PREFER THIS ONE😂😂😂
Royal Doughnut this is the better version
Royal Doughnut
Royal Doughnut markiplier
We DEMAND an album of Mark singing popular christmas songs!
MrWhatdafuBOOM chopper!
MrWhatdafuBOOM Agreed!
MrWhatdafuBOOM Yess oh my lord he's great.
CHOPPER YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!
ikr. his singing is amazing
"How to make an aardvark out of bees."
Mark, it's time to lay off the drugs.
NO! We need to make that aardvark of bees NOW!
@@camerondon3712 I'll get the bees!
Markiplier*
@@R1CK4STL3YGAMING His name is Mark though
@@camerondon3712 sorry, took me a while. I got the bees.
No one:
Literally no one:
Mark: the poor should form a giant human, PENGUINS ARE THE ILLUMINATI
How to make an aardvark outta bees
The first autocorrect was die....t h e h e c k
How to arm a beaver
"I lied about my pet named Steve"
Mark: This gonna be the greatest christmas edition!
Also Mark: "Does Santa clause have my picture of my mom by his bed?"
Steve found it out
LMAO
So, nobody’s gonna talk about “the poor should eat their babies”
*NOPE*
Or “the poor should die” as #1
i’m sorry *WHAT*
See also: The poor should stop being poor
@@TheEngineerisEngiqueer See also: "Gun control is Gun control"
I think Mark has finally lost his mind with Google Feud
Jose Torres I totally agree with that. XD
Jose Torres. same
Jose Torres Totally
YEP!! LMAO!!
Jose Torres I agree 😂😂
Mark: *Wholesome singing*
Also mark: "Can I pierce my grandma"
He also got his arm stuck inside of Grandma.
I almost died in a car accident today and this popped up when I got home from the hospital. It was exactly what I needed after being in a car sandwich were all the airbags failed. No one was severely hurt I was the only one hurt in the whole event. I just want to let you know that you made me smile after a very bad and long day by being silly. Thank you.
I know i'm late but i hope you're doing fine now!
I hope you are better now
I hope you are better. I was in a crash once, but no one was severely hurt. I feel awful for you.
Edit: your situation reminds me of a book I read once. You should read it, it's called "I Funny"
I know this is old but good luck mate
Are you Oke???? DDD:
I... LIED... ABOUT MY.........
PET NAMED STeve
*dies of lack of oxygen*
Billy Godwin
ME TOO
Insert sr Pelo scream
When I JUST read this comment markiplier just got up to i lied about my pet named steve. CRAZY!!!
😂😂😂
WHEeZe
Is my cat.......PREGANANANT?!?!?!
I knew this comment would he here sksksksk
Pregat?
Can my cat get pragent
Prefnat?
How do I know if my cat is prengen
Can my cat get pregante
I think my cat is prefnat with my 14th child!?!?😂😂😂😂(WHEEZE)
I remember watching these years ago.....
It's 2020 and I'm still dying laughing
Yeeep
Same here
ɎɆ₴!
(yes)
Yup
Hell yeah. Same.
I remember watching these years ago.....
it's 2022 and it still funny af
Agreed
Welcome to the club, I die laughing at his answers (and the fact that when someone laughs, I die laughing)
ngl this is literally how i feel XD
It’s cause of his laugh. It’s contagious and I just love his stupid giggles
grettings from the future
*_-A P E T N A M E D S T E V E-_*
Yes
Ok
Rip a pet named steve 😢😢☠☠
What is that a reference to?
Yes. A pet.... named Steve indeed
markiplayer:does santa claus have a picture of my mom in the bed XD
me:Wait..... does santa claus have.....
A P E T N A M E D S T E V E.....
You spelt his name wrong
Tbh none cares
Yes
CHARA LIKE SOME BEER
@@SPACE-oh1mj Lmao Yeah
"The poor should fill in the Grand Canyon."
*W I T H B E E S*
true
God damn! 😖😂🤣 Even the comment section is a giggle goldmine! XD
And a Pet Named S T E V E
Not the bees!
@@numberwalk2339 a
Mark: singing a Christmas song beautifully
Mark, literally 1 minute and 45 seconds later: Is my cat secretly Barbara Streisand
[to the opening of "The Way We Were"]
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarbraaaaaaaaaaa...
and yes, I own an original Japan-for-U.S. CD pressing of _The Way We Were._
@@VicGChad07 who asked
@@CptCascadia You did. Here's your sign.
“star wars is real”
“star wars is dead”
*YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE*
YOU OVERESTIMATE MY POWER
@Sgt. VinDoy I know.
Edit: I'm sorry, that seemed snarky. I know the line, but I wanted to make a joke
It makes sense since, you know, Kathleen Kennedy.
"Star wars can suck my dick."
Is a joke
Watching Mark laugh at stupid things... fills you with *determination.*
Hooray you're getting a nice comment instead of stupid undertale hate.
that was funny, and undertale is awesome
Md. Niamul Ahad Chowdhury that made me giggle 😁
RedGeoBlaze nah
Md. Niamul Ahad Chowdhury yeah DDDDDDDAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS
Md. Niamul Ahad Chowdhury your channel pic is for real my wallpaper for my phone.
Me- Okay I'm ready. Lets go
Mark- *_can you milk a president?_*
Me- *w h e e z e*
I love your profile pic omg
@@illuminesys phil is not okAY
Kawaii Kitty same
Same 😂😂
@@illuminesys Me too :D
"Do birds die
Do birds cry
Do birds fly" sent me 😂✋
“Google feud Christmas edition!”
Mark: *has a mental breakdown*
Question.
Why is my grandma's terrorist pet named Steve filled with bees
Same!
**dies of laughter**
Because her pet failed the vibe check
The answer is 42.
Yes
Mark should make an actual song
LaoliFin yas
IKRRRRRRRRRR
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LaoliFin YASSSS
LaoliFin maybe about his dad
I love how the more Mark laughs the deeper his voice goes
10:04 little did he know, the letter *E* would become very familiar to him in the future
stoophanie I don't recall
@@largedaddybennett9167 you know the *E* meme
@@largedaddybennett9167 goddamnit
E
What does it mean?
I still don’t get the Markiplier E meme.....
Where did it even come from.....?
Not two minutes into the video . . . . .
Mark :*Can you milk a president?*
Hahaha
mark: iM ReALly WoNDerINg ThaT
I died when he said that
I am your 666th like haha
I would like this but the likes are at 666 so
_that intro made me cry, mark should sing a lot more often :')_
Agreed, especially in Christmas.
• ѕυgαя • same :')
• ѕυgαя • he should make a compilation of him singing like if you agree
Pieceocake47 _I already have one, I don't need another._
_yES PlEAsE_
Mark: "how to raise a proper gentleman"
Dark: *trying to take over the channel* "let me introduce myself..."
I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came-
"I think life is..."
Guess what the 4th top answer was...
*_A PET NAMED STEVE_*
Not. Even. Kidding.
TPA Gaming I KNOW THE SAME HAPPENED TO ME BUT IT WAS THE 5TH TOP ANSWER
People really want mark to get stuff right
Next time one of the answers will be "what body parts can you harvest from grandma"
@@HaiyanWei-k7o It can't be an answer...Right?
@@dabitodoroki2617 it is 😂🤣😂
There's a new kind of drug.
It's called Markiplier.
BlackenWhite Gimme ittttt
BlackenWhite I've been on that drug for years.... and I've overdosed many times. I can never go back... and I've never regretted it.
I think you misspelled "bees".
I don't regret getting addicted to it. No ill side effects or anything, other than getting mocked for being a fangirl.
Zenz0ha same
I love his singing voice...so beautiful.
TheBlueAnimeGamer ikr ^-^
TheBlueAnimeGamer don't lie
TheBlueAnimeGamer I know I love it! 💕
TheBlueAnimeGamer he is the next morgan Freeman
I gived the like who got u to 100 likes
Mark: "how to make a human centipede"
Me: _Vietnam flashbacks_
Topics to discuss with psychiatrist:
"My dad's smoking closet..."
"How to make a human centipede..."
"I think my mom is a doppleganger of John Cena..."
@@Breezyy___ yeah...
I laughed for a whole 2 minutes after reading this ngl
Also: penguins are conspiring against us
Starwars is what I call my peenis
I hate the taste of my dogs butthole
mark : *walks into frame singing*
me : *HE CAN SING ME TO SLEEP ANY DAY.*
Omg only comment about this t
YES. HE IS PERFECT FOR THAT.
U can sing like an angel?
Zachary Brown 🤦♂️
He sings nicley.
I sing like a rat on steroids.
I sing like a chihuahua getting run over by a lawnmower while he’s doing coke as he’s humping a bag of bees
I sound like a skunk being fucked by a raccoon in the trash compactor while slowly being fed fish oil
I sound like a f@qin' ape taking a smoke and coke at the same time while having a seizure.
Well ur the smart one that injected a rat with steroids to see what it sings like 😂😂😂
I sound like 100000000 Tsar Bombas
I've seen this so many times and I still end up laughing so hard when Mark completely loses it at 8:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm an idiot!"
Story of my life.
“I think my mom is a doppelgänger of John Cena”
This killed me so hard that I fell off my bed laughing🤣💀
Maybe she IS John Cena
Because you can’t see her
Every answer did that to me😂😂😂
I laughed so hard my belly hurt
"Does Santa have an E? What?"
You'll learn why it makes sense in 2 years
?
@@qbfig E
@@LeumazDnazor what will make sense?
What
@@qbfig E
Jesus Mark forget being an Engineer, you should really be a goddamn singer!
Hell I wish i had a voice like that...
Totally Not A Spy i will buy ALL his CDs
Totally Not A Spy me too😢
Boi I wish I had a voice like dat tho .
He used autotune but it is so GOOOOOOD
"what body parts can you fill with bees"
Well, any body part if you try hard enough
Markiplier has a beautiful singing voice
IT WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Kaiser the Keyboard Agreed!
Hey, I wasn't the only one who thought so :-)
lol i can autotune better than him
+BTGaming ya but sadly nobody cares about you
Me: *replays the beginning over and over*
when is it a good time to commit ecoterrorism?
Why does my arm *always get stuck in my grandma*?
Livy T I did too
Livy T same
What's with all the bees? 😂😂👌🐝🐝🐝
hollie :D NOOOOOOO NOT THE BEEES!!!!!
Marie :D ikr 😂😂
Maybe Dr. BEE’s could answer that.
The birds and the bees
lol thats what i was goning to say!
One day Mark, Seán, Ethan, and the rest of the gang should do this on stream.
Mark: being a giggly bitch for the whole time
Seán: Shouting at Mark
Ethan: also being a giggly bitch
"Why are the french so full of bees ?"
Me, a French person : Are we ??? *starts sweating in french*
As a fellow French Canadian I can confirm our bloodline runs with bees, and we sweat honey
@@puzzled8582 👏
Y e s.
@@puzzled8582 Ay! Fellow Canadian!
*laughs in Sweden*
why does my arm *always get stuck in my grandma*
Clarie Krogh Madsen (SON 4B) lol
Whey are you doing to grema
What's with hate speech, andrew?
The way he just falls down after😂
symora
"my pet named Steve" used to be an option on Google Feud lol
yea wtf wheres steve at
Yeah it was the best, when Jacksepticeye was playing google feud he saw that the no.1 answer was "a pet named steve" and Jack was like "Really Mark?"
AV2893 Can I have the url for that video please? lol
Oh cool!
Patrick Interiano your pet named steve is my steam name
Mark when he makes a joke: i sleep
Mark when he actually starts finding some: R E A L SHIT😂😂
Mark: "Google Feud, CHRISTMAS EDITION!"
Mark: "Can you milk a president?"
"why is brother not in there and why is sister so high?"
nmecvlca thaken outta context that sound so wrong XD
It sounds wrong
Because Mark has a brother and not a sister...
It sounds so... Wrong... XD
nmecvlca ñ
0:01 OMG MARK HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE!! P.s. who is here in 2019? Holy crap!!!! Thanks for 100 likes didnt expect that many!!!
Mee
Hi
You called?
Autotune:on
@@michalowniakpolska2870 nope! Mark has a naturally beautiful voice
Mark has such a beautiful singing voice
That'd true
I agree with this message
petition for Mark to upload a video that consists solely of him singing
Lil Jimy YAAAAASSSSS ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lil Jimy I will sign yas
Lil Jimy definitely
Lil Jimy 🙋🏽
Lil Jimy if only it were in my power. but I'm not that kind of god
Does Santa Claus have a pet named Steve?
The Fatal-Scythe XD
Nattie Pixels
Nattie Pixels
Nightmar Freddy Chenault
#DoublePost
The Fatal-Scythe yes
Mark: *Actually being disappointed with himself
Me: “You have no idea what gave this video 200k likes do you”
ah, your profile pic. it was a good run, wasn’t it, old friend?
Nice pfp bro
yes unus annus is gone we are gon goodbye momento mori
it was a good run my friend.
Memento mori
Momento Mori 🤍🖤
My god, Mark has a beautiful singing voice. 🥰
I was not ready for the singing that was beautiful
Emily P
I know right? I wish he would sing more often like that. It was so calming.
Emily P ikr
Emily P YEᑭ
Emily P i agree 💙
GEE :D
Google: Why does...
Fans: *MARKIPLIER SINGS SO BEAUTIFUL*
This joke gets me every time
"I lied about my pet named steve"
are you my pet named steve?
@@benedict.v.dharma8729 no, but I am a pet named Kaitlynn.
I'll name my next pet Steve because of this video
Btw, it's number one on Google Fued the last time I played
Why is nobody talking about how well this god damn man can sing????💅
I don't know man
MARK WAS SINGING LET IT SNOW
MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED
EDIT: Can you people please stop calling me disgusting? I used the above phrase for comedic exaggeration. I enjoy Mark's voice, and I was freaking out when I heard him singing, but I'm a dorky little bitch and decided to make a funny by saying "omg my ovaries exploded". If you really have that big of a problem about that, then you have your priorities out of whack.
Melonator1998 I died
Melonator1998 same i was so shook
Melonator1998 I'm still fangirling!
Melonator1998 SAME
SAME
It's been years. I went to try Google Feud myself.
In the first round, one of the answers to "I think life is" was "a pet named steve".
Good job guys.
Thank you, we're gonna keep it up
Imagine Mark being in the video’s of college humor: If Google Was A Guy
He would have a stroke
@Tiffany TEN HAAF what?
@Tiffany TEN HAAF no he's saying that Google would have a stroke
*gay*
This should become a year round Christmas tradition
"is my cat a terrorist" is he good? lmao
Mine is
*IS MY BIRD A TERRORIST*
my fish are terrorists
Kibuni I only wish my cat was a terrorist but instead I think he's dead
Daniel Cottrill lol
Mark has a beautiful voice
Yang Xiao Long - Agreed :)
For real though
Indeed!;•;
MARK WHY IS YOUR VOICE SO ANGELIC?!?
two words, digital editing.
Actually it´s not edited much. Mark has a very good singing voice.
he did take singing lessons when he was younger
Not at all xD It's his real voice, meet him in person.
Oxiclean Bleach and id believe that from someone with a trolly name like bleach? trust me, its not his real voice when he is singing in the beginning.
This video is a window into marks mind
Mark's laugh is so funny i dont know why
How to raise a pet named Steve
Lord Of Pancakes he's laugh is chubby
Damn, has anyone else wondered where the hell all these thoughts in his head came from? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ how to commit an act of eco-terrorism”
One word;
Darkiplier
*9/11 flash backs*
“The poor should fill up the Grand Canyon”
I have
So I searched up "I lied about my" and "I lied about my pet named steve" was the first result that came up
*we did it, bois*
Hell yeah its still there
this is still a thing that happens
OMG I DID TOO!!!! EVEN IN 2021 ITS STILL POPULAR OMG
It became a tradition for me to rewatch markiplier playing google feud on the eve of new year
I think Mark is confusing Google Feud for the blank cards in Cards Against Humanity.
kingkong381 someone should make an online deck full of Markiplier black and white cards like "where's the black Smith" and "Tiny Box Tim"
kingkong381 ikr!?
pet named steve
R.I.P. Mark's sanity
bruh mark's sanity has been gone for a long time XD
It's been waaaaay gone
Ellie Lara let's have a moment of silence for mark's sanity................ R.I.P we will miss you sanity
Ellie Lara most of this video: grandma and bees
Ellie Lara he lost his sanity when he first started this game
Damn, markiplier is a really good singer.
spectre - Minecraft and roblox. ouh ikr i thought he was just lip-syncing
Right. I watched a couple of his vines which had singing in them.
spectre - Minecraft and roblox.
spectre - Minecraft and roblox. Right?! like damn 😻
ASMaRk in the house!
I kinda wish he did more of these also
HEARING MARK SING IS A BLESSING
Mark's sense of humor is literally my sense of humor 😂😂😂
Maddie Mad Hatter me too
Maddie Mad Hatter oh man I can’t stop laughing lol rn oh man lol.
Mine as well
Maddie Mad Hatter I
"Can you milk a president?" Well this caught my attention
Cupcookie Palmer LOLLL
does it have nipples
Cupcookie Palmer You’re a sick person. Not really.
love your singing voice markimoo
Sofia Seitun Ahhhh... 😍😍😍😍 His voice is so smooth XD
SunflowaGamer ikr!
😍😍😍😍
Sofia Seitun i loaf his voice too
Sofia Seitun not hating but markimoo?
Melissa Finestone you should watch more markimoo bc he says it
I know I'm WAY late, but Mark, that singing in the beginning was BEAUTIFUL. 5 stars, encore!
I rated it 5.1 stars
8:52
Ladies and gentlemen... We've lost him...
We lost him looooong before that my friend.
Esben Due Jacobsen ikr
Esben Due Jacobsen i think we lost him around 2:07 XD
😂😂😂 we lost him at the first episode of this
He was long gone before that. RIP Markiplier's Sanity
HOLY HELL THE ANSWERS FOR "The poor should" ARE HORRIFYING
OMG YEAH. WTF?
ikr? D:
"Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Out Into Space. We have the technology, you know." ~ Eleanor Sherman
unless you talk about the 3rd one
Jacob Meep i know right? It was terrible like the first one was they should die. Like wtf? I hope karma gets those assholes.
Google feud is the only game that breaks Mark unintentionally.
Revolt Larz Wolfblade i know and it's amazing!
I still never get tired of watching Markiplier succumb to the intrusive thoughts