LAUGHING MYSELF STUPID | Google Feud #2

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
  • I don't know what it is about google feud that makes me so giggly!
    Subscribe Today! ► bit.ly/Markiplier
    PLAY Google Feud ► www.googlefeud.com/
    Google Feud #1 ► • CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! ...
    Follow my Instagram ► / markipliergram
    Follow me on Twitter ► / markiplier
    Like me on Facebook ► / markiplier
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
    Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
    ...a pet named steve...
  • ИгрыИгры

Комментарии • 54 тыс.

  • @antbug9588
    @antbug9588 4 года назад +6497

    I did the “Is my bird...?” Question on Google Feud and “A terrorist” is now the top answer.

  • @alexpine8295
    @alexpine8295 3 года назад +5276

    Mark is asking the real questions.
    “Is my bird a terrorist?”
    “Why is my goldfish plotting against me?”

    • @LeviGarrettMonroe
      @LeviGarrettMonroe 3 года назад +85

      My bird is a terrorist! She flies from gang to gang killing them in only god knows what way possible, then when I find my bird, she has already wiped out 5 gangs in a matter of 10 minutes! She lays eggs and there hatches more bird terrorists and that is how she makes her gang bigger.

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 2 года назад +44

      Why is my pet named Steve

    • @emeraldmorgan6137
      @emeraldmorgan6137 2 года назад +23

      @@LeviGarrettMonroe but what about the goldfish plotting against you maybe they are in cohorts with the terrorist birds to bring about our down fall who knows

    • @dove5777
      @dove5777 2 года назад +17

      I have a pigeon named Hercules and he’s a fricking terrorist. He will literally scream at me until I give him food and then he will follow all the lady pigeons around and coo. Now he has a son. Loki is just as bad LMAO 😂

    • @lebluedude2073
      @lebluedude2073 2 года назад +6

      i cant. the “why is my goldfish plotting against me?” ITS SO FUNNY

  • @fake_miokii
    @fake_miokii Год назад +387

    'What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions?' had me dying

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +7

      You get more alcohol from this...
      THE ALCOHOL MULTIPLES ITSELF!

    • @leethcat8891
      @leethcat8891 Месяц назад +2

      When he said this I immediately said "a baby"

    • @fake_miokii
      @fake_miokii Месяц назад

      @@leethcat8891 LMFAO

  • @DropBoxSkai2769
    @DropBoxSkai2769 2 года назад +381

    Marks answers are the funniest shit: "What age can babies fight to the death"
    "Is my bird a terrorist"
    "What the fuck is a bumbo" IM WHEEZING

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 Год назад +8

      For the babies fighting to the death I can just picture an image in my brain of two babies wearing boxing gloves about to battle eachother 😂

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jesse_17 I picture like three thousand babies just attacking each other with knives

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@mugguy-5478I can't tell which one is better

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Vicioussnakeboy Both are the best options

  • @SquidwardTentaclesOfSquiddy
    @SquidwardTentaclesOfSquiddy 7 лет назад +3828

    I haven't watched the video yet.
    I'm guessing he'll laugh and finish sentences with 'A pet named Steve'.

  • @melvinsteell5878
    @melvinsteell5878 7 лет назад +8955

    "why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye"

  • @TheSparkgod
    @TheSparkgod 2 года назад +95

    in my mind, even now, "a pet named steve" is still the peak of comedy

  • @Hardjosh
    @Hardjosh 2 года назад +54

    "Why does Santa Claus have a huge..."
    "Factory"
    Thank god.

  • @shinytie245
    @shinytie245 3 года назад +2669

    he missed the chance to say, “is my bird a pet named steve”

  • @charlottesearle7997
    @charlottesearle7997 4 года назад +5660

    Markiplier: Why does everyone ship me and JackSepticEye?
    Also Markipler: WHy IS mY BoYFRieNd sO JaCKSEpTIcEYE???

    • @itz_koki
      @itz_koki 4 года назад +83

      Lmao it's probably because of this video

    • @kai-potato5411
      @kai-potato5411 4 года назад +133

      SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!!!!

    • @itz_koki
      @itz_koki 4 года назад +101

      @@kai-potato5411 No. Just. No.

    • @vincentvangogh6883
      @vincentvangogh6883 4 года назад +47

      @@kai-potato5411 I want to like your comment so bad... But I don't at the same time. I think the inner fangirl chooses...

    • @azulthederpnightfury7866
      @azulthederpnightfury7866 4 года назад +53

      Do I need to get the Septiplier Away Spray?

  • @nid_pai2845
    @nid_pai2845 2 года назад +34

    oh my god his laugh is so infectious, i was trying to hold it in but i completely lost it at the ‘bumbo’ at 6:57

  • @themaskmakers8777
    @themaskmakers8777 Год назад +119

    I asked my mother:
    “Is it possible to give birth to a genie?” And her reaction.
    “Well genies come from magic lamps, so unless someone got one stuck in their ass, I don’t think it’s possible.”

    • @themaskmakers8777
      @themaskmakers8777 Год назад +14

      So I laughed my ass off. And I do not think I have a Genie Lamp stuck up my ass

    • @ElizaaKin
      @ElizaaKin 6 месяцев назад +3

      Omfg. That has me crying and wheezing....I don't think I took a single breath for almost a minute
      😂😂😂😂 Tell your mom that's comedy GOLD

    • @xxiSHTAr9000x
      @xxiSHTAr9000x 26 дней назад

      Why does that sound like something you can do in Baldur’s Gate 3!?!

  • @luvrgirlzoe
    @luvrgirlzoe 3 года назад +2023

    Nobody:
    The internet: *is my bird gay*

    • @Unicorns115
      @Unicorns115 3 года назад +47

      The fact that it was number 1 was even better

    • @Gryphonzwing
      @Gryphonzwing 3 года назад +11

      Their bird could be it happens more often with animals than you might think sometimes they'll take care of orphaned young.

    • @harikunojo
      @harikunojo 3 года назад +5

      Does my bird is gay?

    • @thelastsliceofbread4098
      @thelastsliceofbread4098 3 года назад +7

      I mean it's pretty common for birds so be gay so it's not that unreasonable .-. It's not like humans are the only species to have gay people

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 3 года назад +2

      @@thelastsliceofbread4098 lol it was a joke

  • @melisaaksu4903
    @melisaaksu4903 5 лет назад +1846

    One of the questions are “I lied about my”
    And the first answer was..
    “My pet named Steve”:😂

    • @goucey
      @goucey 5 лет назад +20

      Tea Split when?

    • @kingdomofgachas878
      @kingdomofgachas878 5 лет назад +6

      Wen

    • @deadlyreaper3390
      @deadlyreaper3390 5 лет назад +43

      I think after they watched this fans spammed my pet named Steve in google

    • @MinefxrceFN
      @MinefxrceFN 5 лет назад +9

      Yea i got a that as the first answer as well!!!!

    • @henleylinstruth8635
      @henleylinstruth8635 4 года назад +5

      I did it too and that answer was #1 XD

  • @AltPlus30
    @AltPlus30 7 месяцев назад +11

    The "What the fuck is a bumbo" had me rolling

  • @Thehoneybeegod
    @Thehoneybeegod Год назад +71

    Markiplier being a 8 year old for 8 minutes straight

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад

      yes

    • @scrubtoilet44
      @scrubtoilet44 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@mugguy-5478 yes

    • @Animelover15606
      @Animelover15606 8 месяцев назад

      How is he acting like an 8 year old?

    • @Thehoneybeegod
      @Thehoneybeegod 8 месяцев назад

      you did not just ask that..@@Animelover15606

    • @ElizaaKin
      @ElizaaKin 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's 7 year old 😂😂😂

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 4 года назад +2748

    "WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKCEPTICEYE?!"
    Oh no, Mark, you just fuel the fanfictions...

  • @copiasrats
    @copiasrats 7 лет назад +1524

    "WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKSEPTICEYE!?" ~Markiplier 2016

    • @Mon.AleXX7
      @Mon.AleXX7 7 лет назад +3

      Rose Chamberlin 😂😂😂😂👌

    • @caity_strophic
      @caity_strophic 6 лет назад +6

      2016*

    • @elisavet8946
      @elisavet8946 6 лет назад +38

      "Why am I afraid of my sexuality "markiplier 2016
      Wait ,mark in all this videos you say weird stuff .Are you trying to tell us something????

    • @cecarnation
      @cecarnation 6 лет назад +23

      Rose Chamberlin SEPTIPLIER AWAY

    • @Mc-rh6dr
      @Mc-rh6dr 6 лет назад +9

      Rose Chamberlin YESSS THE SHIP SEPTIPLIER IS REAL NOW!!!!

  • @zhyaawat5080
    @zhyaawat5080 3 года назад +44

    Why am I afraid of “a pet named Steve” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 10 месяцев назад

      It's because that pet named Steve is a bird, and that bird is a terrorist, and they're helping the goldfish in plotting against us, which is gonna start World War III

  • @LeStrangeW
    @LeStrangeW 2 года назад +10

    "...I have a lot of (stupidity), and I try to hold it in. And it just comes out in bursts."
    An excellent tombstone epitaph.

  • @Floodpelt
    @Floodpelt 4 года назад +809

    "Does santa claus have a huge..."
    *uncontrollable laughing*
    "...factory?"

    • @kendellalba3534
      @kendellalba3534 3 года назад +21

      dOEs SANTa cLaISe hAvE a HuUUUuUuGe....FaCAtoRY? ( I literally died typing this)

    • @echolynn13
      @echolynn13 3 года назад +12

      I don’t think anyone, including himself, thought he was going to end the sentence like that-

    • @samster4044
      @samster4044 3 года назад +4

      i was fully expecting him to say sack

    • @shadooooooostayss
      @shadooooooostayss 3 года назад +10

      @@samster4044 i was expecting him to say dick

    • @shadooooooostayss
      @shadooooooostayss 3 года назад

      @Jack same

  • @peanutbutter1635
    @peanutbutter1635 5 лет назад +725

    2016: My pet named Steve.
    2018: E
    2019: sbeve

    • @antal4s
      @antal4s 4 года назад +7

      1 month ago? On a 2016 video? You gotta be expired 🅱️nut 🅱️utter now, we'll use as weapon against the guards when we raid Area 51

    • @bethwood6731
      @bethwood6731 4 года назад +3

      2021 diick

    • @memersupremer3736
      @memersupremer3736 4 года назад

      @@bethwood6731 2029 Sven from PewDiePie's Minecraft series

  • @The_real_pyrotf2
    @The_real_pyrotf2 8 месяцев назад +5

    6:53
    "Wtf is a bumbo" just cracked me up at like 10 am

  • @Dustterr
    @Dustterr 2 года назад +12

    3:33
    The best Halloween laugh I’ve ever seen

  • @theanimedweebs5583
    @theanimedweebs5583 4 года назад +1604

    “Why am I afraid of my sexuality?”
    Me too Mark, me too

  • @moonlitrodent
    @moonlitrodent 3 года назад +2514

    "Why is my boyfriend so non-existent?"
    "Why am i so afraid of my sexuality?"
    getting some serious hints here

    • @ZombPlayyz
      @ZombPlayyz 3 года назад +290

      Why is my boyfriend so *jacksepticeye*

    • @lucarudloff687
      @lucarudloff687 3 года назад +54

      *He knows*

    • @rat6730
      @rat6730 2 года назад +79

      confused amy noises

    • @ehhhhhh1885
      @ehhhhhh1885 2 года назад +38

      @@ZombPlayyz *confused Evelyn noises*

    • @bulidtool
      @bulidtool 2 года назад +5

      @@ZombPlayyz LOOLOLLOLL

  • @VA_Edits_
    @VA_Edits_ Год назад +7

    I love how he ignored when it said "is it painful to have sex"-

  • @nostera5142
    @nostera5142 2 года назад +17

    1:35 You can see he has been making serious and deep researches for In Space With Markiplier for many years. 🤣

  • @saragee432
    @saragee432 4 года назад +766

    "What happened to markiplier?"
    "I don't f*cking know"
    Is he having an existential crisis?

  • @hannahbaldwin7248
    @hannahbaldwin7248 7 лет назад +1585

    "Why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye?"
    oh rly? ;)

    • @soraporter9731
      @soraporter9731 7 лет назад +21

      exactly! if only Jack did that question and types mark

    • @eileenart
      @eileenart 7 лет назад +10

      I was so happy when he said that

    • @buzzybee2908
      @buzzybee2908 7 лет назад +17

      SEPTICPLIER ALERT! My fan girl senses are tingling lol

    • @zoes6778
      @zoes6778 7 лет назад +14

      SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!!!

    • @shushandhush7715
      @shushandhush7715 7 лет назад +8

      SEPTIPLIER

  • @nefariou5
    @nefariou5 7 месяцев назад +5

    i love that mark just laughs at his own guesses

  • @OgeyTheTerrible
    @OgeyTheTerrible 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm going through a really rough time and coming back to these videos is really helping me. You're the best, man, keep being fucking awesome.

  • @Junker1995
    @Junker1995 7 лет назад +544

    I think his bird is pregananant.

  • @sydisposting
    @sydisposting 6 лет назад +363

    “Is my bird pregnant?”
    Mark: I don’t think you understand how birds work

  • @bayleepalmer3
    @bayleepalmer3 Год назад +3

    “Is it bad to be hitler” still makes me laugh 6 years later

  • @primalharp7
    @primalharp7 2 года назад +13

    He didnt say my pet named steve 1:24

  • @InklingFan77Mettaton1936
    @InklingFan77Mettaton1936 4 года назад +1352

    Markiplier: *plays google feud*
    Markipliers Neighbours: do you think he’s ok

    • @glitchhunter538
      @glitchhunter538 4 года назад +9

      Eh i believe hes fine, leave em be

    • @logansanders1844
      @logansanders1844 4 года назад +5

      Yas because he is trapped in his own space and he can have a panic attack there!

    • @glitchhunter538
      @glitchhunter538 4 года назад +4

      @@logansanders1844 and we dont need to worry at all lol

    • @logansanders1844
      @logansanders1844 4 года назад +1

      @@glitchhunter538 Yea because after all for some reason people think he is entertaining just watching laugh at thin air or himself lol

    • @awesomechannel257
      @awesomechannel257 4 года назад

      6:37 7 days the horror game Reference

  • @jupiter-ym7cv
    @jupiter-ym7cv 5 лет назад +671

    what i thought..
    Mark: "Is it painful to..."
    Me: IS IT PAINFUL TO BE A PET NAMED STEVE!?

  • @wilsonstan
    @wilsonstan Год назад +2

    Mark: *Mad because ‘my pet named Steve’ wasn’t on there.*
    It sometimes being on there now:

  • @insectadventureman18
    @insectadventureman18 2 года назад +30

    1:40 İ almost drowned while drinking 😂

  • @turntechpothead
    @turntechpothead 7 лет назад +379

    "Why am I afraid of my sexuality"
    Mark
    are you hiding something from us?
    "Why is my boyfriend so jackepepticeye"
    mARK
    ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM US??

    • @berrymayhem6174
      @berrymayhem6174 7 лет назад +2

      I don't wanna say I can relate to the sexuality thing... But I can relate.

    • @SlowieTTT
      @SlowieTTT 7 лет назад +3

      He came out to us in this video 😂

    • @junaxy5833
      @junaxy5833 7 лет назад

      NO.

    • @markd.9918
      @markd.9918 7 лет назад +1

      that's what I was thinking.

    • @darkangelxox2842
      @darkangelxox2842 7 лет назад

      Omg i never thought of that but u are so
      right

  • @mr.cyanide4897
    @mr.cyanide4897 5 лет назад +353

    "Will my dog eat my..." PET NAMED STEVE

    • @springfoxy229
      @springfoxy229 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Frenche XD

    • @ryanymous2138
      @ryanymous2138 5 лет назад

      I know, I'm funny! I got rid of that comment added it to my other answers!

    • @username-ff4ul
      @username-ff4ul 5 лет назад

      What if my dog IS a pet named Steve? Will she herself?

    • @alura26
      @alura26 5 лет назад

      is my bird *a pet named steve*

  • @marcogonzalez9673
    @marcogonzalez9673 2 года назад +2

    I forgot Mark laughs like a super villain

  • @nolanfischer4855
    @nolanfischer4855 2 года назад +26

    People: Literally dying
    Mark: "Is my bird gay?"

  • @BurningKing1103
    @BurningKing1103 5 лет назад +975

    5:31
    Is there such a thing as a race of underground potatoe people?
    Where did you think Jack came from

  • @xonis271
    @xonis271 3 года назад +1802

    WARNING: Mark’s laughs are very contagious, proceed with caution.
    Includes: a pet named Steve and a lot of giggles.

    • @Extremegamer-eo8up
      @Extremegamer-eo8up 2 года назад +11

      Truth, I found out the hard way.

    • @matthewmuehlberger4911
      @matthewmuehlberger4911 2 года назад +4

      @Katherine k WELL NO SHIT

    • @ethanst28
      @ethanst28 2 года назад +3

      on god

    • @mushroomgal5871
      @mushroomgal5871 Год назад +4

      Yea I didn't start laughing until he started to laugh and a few mins (1min or 2mins) after he started laughing I started luaghing . I SWeAr To GoD MarKiPLieR! NO! 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mushroomgal5871
      @mushroomgal5871 Год назад +3

      Same. 💀💀💀💀 Now I was literally tearing up and I could barely keep my eyes open, but its been a few mins I can keep my eyes open while I was typing this.

  • @entity_wolf2385
    @entity_wolf2385 3 года назад +7

    6:45 me: cough cough 18 yo

  • @hot_cocoa009
    @hot_cocoa009 2 года назад +2

    "WhY aM i AfRaId Of My SeXuAlItY"
    Same, Mark, same. T^T

  • @livingmess_
    @livingmess_ 3 года назад +3708

    the best question: Why Markiplier laughs at everything?

    • @bokmansmarie2820
      @bokmansmarie2820 3 года назад +122

      As he said himself.
      He's a giggly bitch by nature. X'D

    • @fainfawn7641
      @fainfawn7641 3 года назад +20

      I laugh at more

    • @sweettea8493
      @sweettea8493 3 года назад +7

      @@fainfawn7641 sure

    • @goroakechi8729
      @goroakechi8729 3 года назад +16

      I laugh at a person microwaving iced tea, beat that. (It’s easy to beat it)

    • @Neuvihottie
      @Neuvihottie 3 года назад +13

      Because he is really s weird person that apparently has a pet named steve

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 4 года назад +891

    Mark: Why is my boyfriend so *Jacksepticeye?*
    I can hear the fangirly screams back there 😂

    • @dudeguy1624
      @dudeguy1624 4 года назад +4

      Scream😏

    • @justcallmejj4498
      @justcallmejj4498 4 года назад +7

      This started septicpiler

    • @kai-potato5411
      @kai-potato5411 4 года назад +7

      You know what would be awesome?? If jacksepticeye watched this video lmao

    • @livvyw259
      @livvyw259 4 года назад +4

      Shh......🤫😂

    • @tubbyqueen
      @tubbyqueen 4 года назад +7

      Shipping people who actually exist is so wrong. It’s just.. WRONG.

  • @greenberrygk
    @greenberrygk 2 года назад +3

    “Is my bird a terrorist” and “should I swim with jeff goldbloom” are his best ones

  • @christophercrosbie5744
    @christophercrosbie5744 2 года назад +1

    this is just a compilation of the culmination of stupid thoughts that enter my mind, Mark just adds to it

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 3 года назад +1369

    Everyone: "Say the line, Mark"
    Markiplier: "...my pet named steve"

    • @octosimp1717
      @octosimp1717 2 года назад +8

      The hardest struggle in my life is knowing I had sex before marriage. It haunts my dreams, my thoughts, and even my prayers, and at times, for a split second I am even reminded of the lustful it gave me. Although instantly conviction floods mymind. Everyday I struggle with knowing that that very sin is why Jesus needed to die. I sentenced Jesus to the cross with my sin with my sin and while I am reminded of Gods grace daily I am also reminded of my shame. God forgive me, for I know I have sinned against you, but make me clean again O God and make my heart desire your desires, not my own.

    • @Bee-el1zg
      @Bee-el1zg 2 года назад +17

      @@octosimp1717 ...wtf. This was so outta pocket to Fabbrizio's comment.

    • @octosimp1717
      @octosimp1717 2 года назад +2

      @@Bee-el1zg such language is not necessary, I came to have fun and enjoy my childhood, not to regret my life decisions due to a fuckhead like you

    • @dr.claudiafinch1088
      @dr.claudiafinch1088 2 года назад +7

      @@octosimp1717
      Seriously, go preach elsewhere.

    • @octosimp1717
      @octosimp1717 2 года назад +3

      @@dr.claudiafinch1088 it’s a uh copypasta, from a really weird tik tok I found

  • @ItsKateLive
    @ItsKateLive 4 года назад +306

    "Is my bird _Satan_ ?"
    If it's a love bird, yes.

    • @karenannadonnelly
      @karenannadonnelly 4 года назад +5

      If it's my darker bird then it definitely is
      It has took a chunk out of my dads finger and its beak is actually tiny

    • @TheBeast94YT
      @TheBeast94YT 4 года назад +3

      If it’s Ari, then yes.

    • @robynnhoud4001
      @robynnhoud4001 4 года назад +1

      **yes**

  • @pheonixx2994
    @pheonixx2994 11 месяцев назад +1

    “One day I woke up, and was stupid.”
    -Markiplier

  • @hannahatsune
    @hannahatsune 2 года назад +1

    i have no idea why but im laughing every time mark is for no reason

  • @acegamer9347
    @acegamer9347 5 лет назад +432

    “Why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye?”
    Goddammit...

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 5 лет назад +16

      Followed closely by; "Why am I afraid of my sexuality?"
      WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US MARK

    • @LocalizedGhosts
      @LocalizedGhosts 5 лет назад +3

      Followed by: why am I afraid of my sexuality?
      Marks telling us something-

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 5 лет назад +1

      @@synobyte2123 he's gay JK IGNORE ME!

    • @Someone-ej7kd
      @Someone-ej7kd 5 лет назад +2

      4:35 the clip

    • @kai-potato5411
      @kai-potato5411 4 года назад +1

      SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYYY!!!!!

  • @vantrickpaughney3830
    @vantrickpaughney3830 4 года назад +307

    "is my bird pregnant"
    ...
    it hurts to laugh that hard

  • @bwaindead5539
    @bwaindead5539 2 года назад +2

    “Why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye” made me lose it with laughter

  • @Violet.13s
    @Violet.13s 2 года назад +1

    Him: said sorry for laughing so much in the last video
    Also him: laugh’s five seconds later
    😂

  • @Sam-lu5vo
    @Sam-lu5vo 5 лет назад +1099

    Mark: Why my boyfriend so jacksepticeye?
    Fan girls: *SCREEEEEEEE*

  • @pearlescen
    @pearlescen 4 года назад +406

    I’m laughing my head off, it said the top result was “what age can babies *fly* “

  • @galaxygamer4923
    @galaxygamer4923 2 года назад +2

    Mark: How do you fake a murder?
    Me: having flashbacks to who killed markiplier

  • @karenbarnett2927
    @karenbarnett2927 7 месяцев назад +3

    Markiplier: Does Santa Claus have… a huge
    Me: NONONONONOONONONONONONO
    Markiplier: factory
    Me: phew

  • @courtniedenham7352
    @courtniedenham7352 7 лет назад +3448

    His laugh is so contagious xD I've been laughing for the whole video xD

  • @trinb7568
    @trinb7568 7 лет назад +313

    I started playing Google feud and the question I think I swallowed a... The number 1 answer is pet named Steve

    • @yrthchannel5701
      @yrthchannel5701 6 лет назад +7

      Trinity Blomfield me to

    • @callofabyss
      @callofabyss 6 лет назад +1

      Trinity Blomfield oh My GOD

    • @searchingsmiles
      @searchingsmiles 6 лет назад

      minecrafterz world .krystiwolfy.tumblr.com/post/147110694522/markiplier-look-at-what-youve-done

    • @mintymaster6498
      @mintymaster6498 6 лет назад

      Trinity Blomfield 😂

    • @rimurutempest5822
      @rimurutempest5822 6 лет назад

      Trinity Blomfield 😂😂😂☺️🤣🤣🤣

  • @Winters_Ethan
    @Winters_Ethan 2 года назад +2

    Markiplier:What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions.

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip 2 года назад +1

    Mark regresses to 5th grade when playing Google Feud, meanwhile I never aged past 5th grade mentally

  • @chrisvisser-fee2631
    @chrisvisser-fee2631 7 лет назад +344

    I just want you to know that "is my bird a terrorist" is now an answer to that question on Google Feud. Thanks, Mark.

  • @luvrgirlzoe
    @luvrgirlzoe 3 года назад +602

    I tried being serious and not laughing at the immature jokes.
    I failed.
    Miserably.
    Oh god I’m so immature.

    • @jelly_bread388
      @jelly_bread388 3 года назад +4

      I hardly laugh the only people the make me laugh: dad,bff,my cat, markiplier. No one else. if you make my laugh an u are not on my list YOU ARE (a) funny as hell (b) you are magic. UwU

    • @draconiquist
      @draconiquist 3 года назад

      Welcome to hell fellow sinner

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 3 года назад +2

      hey, as long as you pay your bills and feed your pets you're good!

    • @seilferif8065
      @seilferif8065 3 года назад

      Don't worry my life is basically
      hEhEhEhAhHaHahaaAahAahAhAhaaHaha bUtTs

    • @indigocrystalwolf_9548
      @indigocrystalwolf_9548 3 года назад

      Yep and now you have 69 likes

  • @funtimefoxy1854
    @funtimefoxy1854 3 года назад +1

    Markiplier: thank you for subscribing
    Translator: thank you for putting up with my stupidity
    Me: hummmm that seems about right

  • @tialail1871
    @tialail1871 2 года назад +1

    markiplier - is my bird a terrorist
    me - *literally almost pees myself*

  • @idioticchaotic3158
    @idioticchaotic3158 4 года назад +458

    Mark: "does santa claus have a huge...-"
    marks mind: don't do it mark- don't do it-
    also mark: "factory"

    • @Hope0201
      @Hope0201 4 года назад +1

      @Joshua McMillin Whats better is sack. Since he carries a sack of presents 🤣. And he has a BIG FAT SAAACK

    • @reuguer.
      @reuguer. 4 года назад +3

      Monokuma!

    • @tacoenandreas_is_tacoen
      @tacoenandreas_is_tacoen 3 года назад +1

      @Joshua McMillin yeah I thought he gonna say penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @strangerain2095
    @strangerain2095 4 года назад +556

    Mark: At what age can babies fight to the death
    Me: *spits out water*

    • @Mark-uz2nf
      @Mark-uz2nf 4 года назад +10

      Taryn Taffy Lol I’m sorry but I can imagine two adorable babys with like the padded helmets and boxing gloves just dueking it out

    • @kai-potato5411
      @kai-potato5411 4 года назад +7

      Lmao at that part I ran to my baby brother screaming," OH SHIT ITS THE HUNGER GAMES!!!"

    • @cjmrexfart3024
      @cjmrexfart3024 4 года назад

      How did you make the spits out water part bold print

    • @buttchickennugget1503
      @buttchickennugget1503 4 года назад

      @@cjmrexfart3024 use the * around a sentence like this:
      * no spaces though *
      *It will look like this*

    • @coffeeseriez
      @coffeeseriez 4 года назад +2

      "What the fuck is the bumbo?!"

  • @Getrickrolledd
    @Getrickrolledd 2 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Markiplier:But momma I'm I love with my pet named steave

  • @baigali_bella
    @baigali_bella 2 года назад +1

    3:47 I WAS THINKING ABOUT WILL HE GONNA SAY “IS MY BIRD GAY?” AND YOU SAID THAT LMAOAOAOAK XDD

  • @phychwolf7842
    @phychwolf7842 6 лет назад +498

    Markiplier: why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye
    Me: (can't stop fucking laughing my ass off)
    (Edit: whoa! 184 likes?! This comments only been up for a month!
    SEPTIPLIER RULES!!!! AND MARK ADMITS IT!

  • @jacr2766
    @jacr2766 4 года назад +798

    Why am I afraid of
    Markiplier’s answers

  • @Dracoliner
    @Dracoliner 2 года назад +4

    everyone, QUICK SERACH UP EVERYTHING WITH MY PET NAMED STEVE AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @seakale4513
    @seakale4513 2 года назад +1

    "how old do I have to be to work at *redtube*" shit I fell of my chair laughing haha😂

  • @sarahvee1481
    @sarahvee1481 3 года назад +415

    Mark: is my bird... gay?
    *gets it right*
    Mark: WHAT?!?!?

    • @liamaltork2551
      @liamaltork2551 3 года назад +15

      Mark: HOW IS THAT ONE OF THEM?!?!?

    • @walidhmd
      @walidhmd 3 года назад +3

      E

    • @LeviGarrettMonroe
      @LeviGarrettMonroe 3 года назад

      My bird is a terrorist! She flies from gang to gang killing them in only god knows what way possible, then when I find my bird, she has already wiped out 5 gangs in a matter of 10 minutes! She lays eggs and there hatches more bird terrorists and that is how she makes her gang bigger.

    • @arcyine
      @arcyine 3 года назад +2

      @@LeviGarrettMonroe betray and finish her
      she will make the bird colony, and that won't be good
      the argentavis will be back from extinction.

    • @luvliallie
      @luvliallie 2 года назад +1

      my bird is homophobic

  • @rebeccaosborne3405
    @rebeccaosborne3405 5 лет назад +727

    "One day I woke up and got really stupid..."
    Story of my life

  • @Oriole_phanatic
    @Oriole_phanatic Год назад +1

    I didn't know how much I needed this

  • @seek9903
    @seek9903 2 года назад +1

    "is my bird gay"
    *LMFAOOOO*

  • @meganwall4405
    @meganwall4405 6 лет назад +507

    I'm 1000% sure Mark was high when he filmed this

    • @turtlenamedtony680
      @turtlenamedtony680 6 лет назад +5

      Megan Wall the first time I watched this, I though he's drunk..... but I'm not trying be be offensive, I swear. I love all of his videos❤

    • @sam_tbh
      @sam_tbh 6 лет назад +2

      Megan Wall yes

    • @roseshaman3973
      @roseshaman3973 6 лет назад +4

      Megan Wall definitely

    • @odette2040
      @odette2040 6 лет назад +1

      ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Actually, I'm pretty sure he's old enough to do dat

    • @odette2040
      @odette2040 6 лет назад

      ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Also why u gotta be so rude

  • @pringles6053
    @pringles6053 5 лет назад +470

    What happened to Mark
    "I don't know...!"
    "one day i woke up and got really stupid..
    and then i started making youtube videos"
    *all the while giggling*

  • @fearlesschris6651
    @fearlesschris6651 3 года назад +2

    4:58 "Can you die for eating *t o m u c h d i c k?"*
    Google: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP...!

  • @Dpm_2005
    @Dpm_2005 2 года назад +2

    "Do astronauts have sex?"
    Asking the real questions.

  • @brendagrasiela4239
    @brendagrasiela4239 6 лет назад +253

    I played this and one question was
    " I lied about my ... "
    One of the answers were
    " Pet named Steve " ( 7,000 )

  • @erinsunderground
    @erinsunderground 2 года назад +1

    SO I WAS WATCHING OLD MARKIPLIER VIDEOS AND THE ONE WHERE ITS LIKE "Everything tastes like.." before he typed it i laughed and said "LIKE SEMEN" LMFAO

  • @raksakorn2
    @raksakorn2 2 года назад +1

    Alternate title: watching markiplier laughing from his non sense jokes

  • @saturdaynightthunderbolt
    @saturdaynightthunderbolt 5 лет назад +492

    Why is everyone talking about the gay bird and the pet named Steve? Why aren't we talking about
    *Do fish explore space*

  • @gravityflops
    @gravityflops 6 лет назад +192

    When I grow up, I'm gonna get a kitten.
    And I'm gonna name it Steve

  • @BenSilvestroStudiosInc
    @BenSilvestroStudiosInc 5 месяцев назад

    What always has got me in a laughing fit for 3-4 years was the "My pet named Steve"! You did good, Markiplier! You always succeed on making my days a lot better!

  • @epict1337
    @epict1337 4 месяца назад +1

    These videos aint even mark playing the game its just him letting his inner thoughts win.

  • @kayzeigh
    @kayzeigh 7 лет назад +788

    Oh man..Mark kills me...his videos are my solution for pretty much everything. The nights I can't sleep? Mark's videos. A bad day at school? Mark's videos. A parent fight? Mark's videos. I want to thank him, though he will never see this comment, I thank him forever. Thanks, Mark! C:

    • @dragonspriter8796
      @dragonspriter8796 7 лет назад +9

      my parents have fight too. really long bad abusive painful looking fights. :( I get thrown into them a lot

    • @kayzeigh
      @kayzeigh 7 лет назад +6

      DragonSpriter I'm sorry. We're both into it together though. I got your back, and so does Mark! :D

    • @chey3629
      @chey3629 7 лет назад +15

      Coloradokk I FOUND MY SPECIES THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!!😘 YOU ARE MY BESTIE NOW!

    • @kayzeigh
      @kayzeigh 7 лет назад +9

      Cheyenne Diehl Yay! :D

    • @shiningmeta12
      @shiningmeta12 7 лет назад +6

      my people!

  • @hibinosaki
    @hibinosaki 7 лет назад +4267

    MAKE. GOOGLE. FUED. A. SERIES.

    • @hibinosaki
      @hibinosaki 7 лет назад +36

      If you agree like that comment

    • @bro4995
      @bro4995 7 лет назад +16

      I would like that comment but I'm on mobile. but I can scream I AGREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! That most likely doesn't help though.

    • @anikuo2449
      @anikuo2449 7 лет назад +2

      +hiambecca isaweaome Same

    • @mama.no0dle
      @mama.no0dle 7 лет назад +2

      YAAASSS!!!👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

    • @trent6626
      @trent6626 7 лет назад +1

      Great sentence(s)

  • @Foxtail190
    @Foxtail190 2 года назад +1

    I think this is funnier out of context, with no video, just audio.

  • @nickporter975
    @nickporter975 2 года назад +1

    These videos are my go to videos to watch when I'm down and need a good laugh cuz it's impossible for me to not laugh lol

  • @tracyderning3577
    @tracyderning3577 5 лет назад +182

    "EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE BALLS!"
    -Markiplier 1923

    • @bobknot6620
      @bobknot6620 4 года назад +1

      Tracy Derning ummmmm 1923?