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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @livpelley4470
    @livpelley4470 8 лет назад +8257

    Ethan and Mark: *dies of laughter*
    Tyler: *looks at the camera like he's in the office*

    • @xoJaee
      @xoJaee 8 лет назад +27

      😂so true. that made m day

    • @dinkthedank
      @dinkthedank 8 лет назад +3

      Liv Pelley i love the reference lmaooo

    • @boogeylad5312
      @boogeylad5312 8 лет назад +35

      yeah pretty much why most of the time Tyler sit there soullessly like he staring at the devil, obviously SOULLESSLY
      now Tyler just scaring me XD

    • @mrdumbguy6026
      @mrdumbguy6026 8 лет назад +1

      Liv Pelley omg yes

    • @adamzentmyer8495
      @adamzentmyer8495 8 лет назад

      execpt at the end of the video

  • @mollywintermute6441
    @mollywintermute6441 4 года назад +20481

    Tyler’s just a tired dad who’s dealing with his two immature teenage sons who can’t stop laughing at the number 69.

    • @miguelruiz9437
      @miguelruiz9437 4 года назад +75

      Aaaaaaahhhhhhh oooooiihghhhhhhh not fonny

    • @ghostlyelliot
      @ghostlyelliot 4 года назад +293

      @@miguelruiz9437 your comment is so confusing lmao

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +88

      And 420

    • @urmum6979
      @urmum6979 4 года назад +55

      get this to 690 and keep it there pls :)

    • @brnda2707
      @brnda2707 4 года назад +75

      C♡CK
      S♡CKS

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 4 года назад +8132

    “Who’s the last person that committed a crime?”
    *Everyone looks at Tyler*

    • @dumbloser666
      @dumbloser666 3 года назад +155

      *smile always*

    • @somerandomguy4760
      @somerandomguy4760 3 года назад +21

      666 likes yeah!!!!

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 3 года назад +20

      Yes that was exactly what happened in the video... I feel like this is a comment for anyone who didn’t watch the video 😆

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 года назад +22

      Better call 9:50

    • @doodle.bug1009
      @doodle.bug1009 3 года назад +5

      wait wtf happened?

  • @ForestDweller47
    @ForestDweller47 3 года назад +2664

    "No one is safe from Momiplier"
    I need to see that horror movie.

  • @picolosantiago4941
    @picolosantiago4941 4 года назад +3109

    Ethan: "Giggling his ass off".
    Mark: " Trying to figure out how to escape from his mistakes."
    Tyler: " Losing hope on humanity and staring into your soul".

    • @gachakeari1301
      @gachakeari1301 4 года назад +19

      I have no soul
      😌😌😏😏😔😔

    • @_redoctober4966
      @_redoctober4966 4 года назад +18

      Perfect example 1:50

    • @djaycrazy5307
      @djaycrazy5307 4 года назад +9

      Cards Against HUMANITY
      Coincidence, I THINK NOT

    • @maddogmadison6379
      @maddogmadison6379 4 года назад +2

      well, it is cards against humanity

    • @juliey20
      @juliey20 4 года назад +3

      Hey, I like it when he stares into my soul

  • @rayandthesnails8053
    @rayandthesnails8053 5 лет назад +10984

    Ethan: Giggling his way to victory
    Mark: Drunk and high
    Tyler: *Vietnam War flashbacks*

    • @04randomray
      @04randomray 5 лет назад +195

      I read this, glanced past it, than went back and did a double take lmfao

    • @OGBPeri
      @OGBPeri 5 лет назад +64

      This could not be any better commented

    • @ModeratelyHam
      @ModeratelyHam 5 лет назад +31

      Rubarb Frickersnapple Mark can’t drink alcahol because he is missing something in his body and if he drinks alcahol he can die

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 5 лет назад +77

      @@ModeratelyHam Stop ruining jokes

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 5 лет назад +9

      @@sirbreadstick He's just being informal, you fucking moron. Better than the stupid shit most of you children say nowadays.

  • @ctrlshilo
    @ctrlshilo 4 года назад +4157

    the desperation in marks voice when he says “it was really funny to me” while no one else laughed
    i felt that.

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 4 года назад +27

      Amen to that

    • @crimsonnin2
      @crimsonnin2 4 года назад +70

      It was a pretty funny image too, sounded like the title drop scene for a satiristic war movie, Operation: Bullets

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +35

      The sheer fact that he just accepted that he couldn't explain it to them so he asked them to just let him enjoy it.

    • @prince_damien_of_darkness
      @prince_damien_of_darkness 3 года назад +11

      It had the same energy as in the wisdom teeth video when he said, "I just want them to know that."

    • @XylitolEnjoyer
      @XylitolEnjoyer 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 3 года назад +711

    "It opens on Wade's face." For some reason that made me laugh more than anything in this video. Just imagining a fade in on a zoomed in awkward Wade face is hilarious to me.

  • @delightfulrainclouds6394
    @delightfulrainclouds6394 6 лет назад +5638

    “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t allow crippling social anxiety at the country club”
    Thank goodness, I didn’t want to come here in first place

  • @salems.bytche
    @salems.bytche 4 года назад +8575

    “It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from...”
    THE GONGOOZLER

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 4 года назад +5181

    Mark: "I hate Roosterteeth"
    A Heist With Markiplier: Produced by Roosterteeth

    • @PinaPlayzOfficial
      @PinaPlayzOfficial 4 года назад +113

      Also Rooster Teeth: I like me.

    • @nvcle4r647
      @nvcle4r647 3 года назад +19

      I shouldn't of checked the comments before watching-
      How *DARE* they insult ROOSTERTEETH?? 👹

    • @loganxavier
      @loganxavier 3 года назад +48

      I know someone in Roosterteeth and they’d probably just laugh their ass off

    • @thatonesalittlegay
      @thatonesalittlegay 2 года назад +8

      The only thing that I know that rooster teeth owns is rwby so...

    • @AdorableFloof1999
      @AdorableFloof1999 2 года назад +2

      @@thatonesalittlegay it's ok, I only know Red vs Blue was produced by them

  • @samchop157
    @samchop157 3 года назад +751

    “There’s no rules!”
    “Put your shirt back on”
    “There’s one rule!”

    • @michaelpopowich5095
      @michaelpopowich5095 2 года назад +14

      Yeah he is Mark and yes he does steal jokes

    • @spudworks_
      @spudworks_ 8 месяцев назад

      What was it stolen from?

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@spudworks_ I think I was a little Ceasars commercial (I may he wrong)

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 3 месяца назад

      @@michaelpopowich5095 Does anybody actually care? Or even know? It was funny.

  • @hanna8425
    @hanna8425 7 лет назад +7430

    Mark- Drunk
    Ethan- High
    Tyler- Dead inside

    • @bahpbehp8746
      @bahpbehp8746 7 лет назад +95

      Hanna... thats pretty accurate

    • @Lioness006
      @Lioness006 7 лет назад +141

      Except Mark can't drink anymore because he would die.

    • @hanna8425
      @hanna8425 7 лет назад +13

      Lioness006 Why???

    • @hanna8425
      @hanna8425 7 лет назад +16

      Sam Allen Where can I find that video?😥

    • @Lioness006
      @Lioness006 7 лет назад +74

      +Hanna His body can't break down alcohol. His doctor said he can't drink anymore. He talked about it in a "Reading Your Comments video."

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 года назад +5833

    Ethan: *bursts out laughing*
    Mark: *bursts out laughing*
    Tyler: *stares at camera like he's on the Office*

  • @noxious9284
    @noxious9284 5 лет назад +758

    Mark, deep voice: "these are logical"
    Tyler: *weezing laughter*

  • @koneko-chan6027
    @koneko-chan6027 2 года назад +480

    I seriously love watching Tyler in these. He's such a mood. Staring deep into my soul while the other two laugh their asses off with the humor of middle school kids

    • @codytherat5688
      @codytherat5688 2 года назад +8

      Hey... highschoolers have the same humor...... kids are broken these days god.........
      This was a joke please don't get made at me

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 2 года назад +2

      @@codytherat5688 I'm not mad at you... I'm mad that it's true.

  • @aspirinino8223
    @aspirinino8223 5 лет назад +4076

    Markipklier: *intro-ing*
    Ethan: *laughing*
    Tyler: 👁👄👁

  • @jocelyn3893
    @jocelyn3893 5 лет назад +591

    I love how Ethan and Mark can’t handle reading a single word
    Then there’s *Tyler who has a the maturity of a fifty year old man*

  • @michaelabelcher7262
    @michaelabelcher7262 8 лет назад +9585

    Mark and Ethan : *laughing hardcore*
    Tyler : *having world war 2 flashbacks*

    • @SodysseusP
      @SodysseusP 8 лет назад +140

      Michaela Belcher War. War never changes

    • @unoriginalname9556
      @unoriginalname9556 8 лет назад +51

      Michaela Belcher holy shit we're already word war 11 that's fast Trump is only for a week president

    • @oaky7837
      @oaky7837 8 лет назад +3

      tru

    • @junkertown8939
      @junkertown8939 8 лет назад +17

      Michaela Belcher WHY AM I LAUGHING

    • @lexithesquid1802
      @lexithesquid1802 8 лет назад +1

      when

  • @amatanata
    @amatanata 3 года назад +231

    18:42.. watching Tyler slide out of frame just a bit is way too hilarious

  • @poptartstar4287
    @poptartstar4287 7 лет назад +2028

    Mark is falling apart. Ethan is giggling all the way to giggle heaven. And Tyler is happily watching the chaos enfold...... 😅

    • @marinasdead4930
      @marinasdead4930 7 лет назад +21

      Miss Meow yeah byt he's like dying at the end

    • @alexisrichard6038
      @alexisrichard6038 7 лет назад +22

      Tyler just has absolutely no emotion almost the whole video

    • @josieo4946
      @josieo4946 7 лет назад +13

      Alexis Richard except for when Ethan said he likes ejaculating inside another mans wife😂

    • @destroyerkitty9434
      @destroyerkitty9434 7 лет назад +50

      "subscribe to marker"

    • @Monotail_Razuin
      @Monotail_Razuin 7 лет назад

      Miss Meow some people just want to see channel's burn...

  • @Jinnkx19
    @Jinnkx19 5 лет назад +2993

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 9:47 ?
    Ethan - Polis-s-siplier
    Mark- *Policeiplier*
    Ethan- yeah that would make more sense
    Ethan- subscribe to Marker-
    Mark and Tyler look at each other and shake their heads

    • @Jinnkx19
      @Jinnkx19 5 лет назад +72

      When he said policeipiler it sounds like he's crying because his voice shakes

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 года назад +67

      BloodRose OC meanwhile Mark is acting like he’s drunk, high, and hasn’t slept in two days for the entire video

    • @Jinnkx19
      @Jinnkx19 4 года назад +8

      Yeah 🤣

    • @PositivelyKush
      @PositivelyKush 4 года назад +15

      @@strawberryduchess656 it's adorable you think he's not actually high lmao

    • @thegrammarpolice368
      @thegrammarpolice368 4 года назад +26

      Mark and Tyler look like disappointed parents

  • @madness_harley
    @madness_harley 5 лет назад +3328

    Starts the video off: "I *HATE* RoosterTeeth!"
    Mark 2019: Makes A Heist with Markiplier with RoosterTeeth
    I know he's joking but I thought it was still funny lol

    • @davidremilio8946
      @davidremilio8946 5 лет назад +2

      AAAlayna1 😂😂🍜🍌🤺🤺🚭💯🎧🤡🤔👍🔥🎼😱

    • @zombiig
      @zombiig 5 лет назад

      Oooooh and your the rooster eye...

    • @jordanduffi
      @jordanduffi 5 лет назад +4

      Ethan: I really like ejaculating in another man's wife XD
      Me: how do you have a girlfriend 😂😂😂😂

    • @vibrant_missy
      @vibrant_missy 5 лет назад

      Bruh same

    • @talileonard2553
      @talileonard2553 5 лет назад +3

      Roosterteeth fired one of my fave VA and so I’m mad at them

  • @nebulawings
    @nebulawings 3 года назад +121

    All I can think about is that meme of the two wolves laughing their asses off as the third one in the middle looks at them with pure disappointment.
    Mark and Ethan are the laughing ones and Tyler is the 'dead' one.

  • @cielsification
    @cielsification 7 лет назад +2682

    I was studying when Mark yelled at me to pay attention and honestly I feel so called out right now

    • @bellipkey
      @bellipkey 7 лет назад +46

      For whatever you were studying for did you do well? If you did, It was all because you paid attention. Just like Mark told you to.

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 7 лет назад +10

      Just Some Kid He meant pay attention to the video

    • @h0stilefr0g9
      @h0stilefr0g9 7 лет назад +37

      Dara Ladia Me too, but I was drawing, when he said "PAY ATENCHON!" I looked at my screen in fear xD

    • @weirdlookingcatproductions
      @weirdlookingcatproductions 7 лет назад +22

      I was doing my homework playing this on my Bluetooth speaker because nobody was home and when Mark yelled pay attention all of my animals and I immediately perked up.

    • @lizziea2918
      @lizziea2918 7 лет назад +5

      Same here

  • @randoiguess
    @randoiguess 4 года назад +13735

    It’s awesome having the username “rando” because I feel included in something for once

  • @noxmoon229
    @noxmoon229 5 лет назад +3700

    Mark: THERE'S NO RULES **TAKES OFF SHIRT**
    Tyler: put your shirt back on
    Mark: THERE'S ONE RULE
    **PUTS SHIRT BACK ON**

    • @oreo_cos
      @oreo_cos 5 лет назад +21

      OMG YOUR TODODEKU PFP AHHHSEJKDIAKK

    • @pudzygaming1326
      @pudzygaming1326 5 лет назад +14

      OkAy ThErEs OnE RuLe

    • @malcolmdoige6064
      @malcolmdoige6064 5 лет назад +4

      Ha.........

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 лет назад +4

      I can tell that you stole the joke because the person who said it a year ago also credited Tyler with saying that when Ethan obviously started saying it first.

    • @BRITISH420Blazin
      @BRITISH420Blazin 5 лет назад +2

      Yeet

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 3 года назад +87

    4 years later and
    “Catherine helped *SHUFFLE* these”
    Still puts me in hysterics

  • @shannonbrown2001
    @shannonbrown2001 7 лет назад +2227

    Mark= Uncontrolled laughing
    Ethan= Nonstop giggling
    Tyler= Death stare and straight face😐

    • @blazingkairi
      @blazingkairi 7 лет назад +79

      They don't call him Stone Faced Tyler for nothing 😂😂

    • @joeytarnowski6018
      @joeytarnowski6018 7 лет назад +6

      Grenchy IIIIIIIIM TYLER AND I DONT SMILE

    • @huskykitty
      @huskykitty 7 лет назад +4

      Grenchy I'm a mixture of Mark and Ethan

    • @shannonbrown2001
      @shannonbrown2001 7 лет назад +1

      Joey Tarnowski lol

    • @shannonbrown2001
      @shannonbrown2001 7 лет назад +2

      I honestly don't know how I got so many likes I just commented what I realized

  • @abbynormal1246
    @abbynormal1246 4 года назад +2206

    The Card: "It lurks in the night, it hungers for flesh, this summer no one is safe from______"
    Me: "The Gongoozler? HeeHoo?

  • @Littleppeeeeni69696
    @Littleppeeeeni69696 4 года назад +3554

    “Subscribing to Marker”
    ah yes, all hail Marker.

  • @UnattendedSlinky
    @UnattendedSlinky 3 года назад +171

    "Who's the last person who committed a crime"
    Mark and Ethan: *shifts towards Tyler*
    *it lurks in the dark,it hungers for flesh,this summer no one is safe from*
    -Tyler-

  • @sunny_honey_bunnyxd4907
    @sunny_honey_bunnyxd4907 5 лет назад +6157

    I love when Ethan and Mark are laughing and Tyler is just looking at them like: 😐

    • @thelegodoctor932
      @thelegodoctor932 4 года назад +54

      18:10

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 4 года назад +120

      He like Bruh
      👁👃🏻👁
      )---(

    • @tyrellneufeld1499
      @tyrellneufeld1499 4 года назад +91

      Two children and there confused father

    • @Mario-fm1lz
      @Mario-fm1lz 4 года назад +11

      @@thelegodoctor932 be pointing out the small things.

    • @morganreign9206
      @morganreign9206 4 года назад +27

      and that is why they have a channel together

  • @UnknownSeekerProductions
    @UnknownSeekerProductions 4 года назад +397

    "This summer, no one's safe from Momiplier..."

  • @kittyfuture1069
    @kittyfuture1069 5 лет назад +1930

    Mark: *screams at viewer to pay attention while they’re working*
    Me at my computer drawing some Pokémon fusions: I feel attacked

    • @42subscribersnovideos67
      @42subscribersnovideos67 5 лет назад +16

      POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLLL

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 года назад +18

      @@42subscribersnovideos67 Correction: GOTTA FUSE THEM ALL

    • @itsasquid
      @itsasquid 4 года назад +28

      @@-_-murilo2865 Correction :GOTTA FUCKEM ALLL, FUCKEMON!

    • @xxlilaayxx
      @xxlilaayxx 4 года назад +17

      @@itsasquid hold up-

    • @Mario-fm1lz
      @Mario-fm1lz 4 года назад +6

      Pokemóm, gotta fuck them aaaaaall

  • @creature8911
    @creature8911 3 года назад +62

    "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ____."
    *Heapass*

  • @alexisaac6823
    @alexisaac6823 4 года назад +3078

    Mark: “I wish we were sponsored by Germ-X.”
    Me, quarantined: “Yes. Yes you do.”

    • @yeetboi4697
      @yeetboi4697 4 года назад +23

      "Carful he's a hero"

    • @acaesic
      @acaesic 4 года назад +10

      "you do now" would've been funnier lmao

    • @djskullboy2871
      @djskullboy2871 4 года назад +2

      Favorite Nirvana song?

    • @alexisaac6823
      @alexisaac6823 4 года назад +3

      DJ Skullboy Silver from Nevermind, how about yours?

    • @djskullboy2871
      @djskullboy2871 4 года назад +2

      Alex Isaac Blew from Bleach

  • @imaslytherysnek4522
    @imaslytherysnek4522 4 года назад +781

    Markiplier playing Uno: Age restricted content! You may not watch!
    Cards Against Humanity: Mmmmm ok

    • @rektneo146
      @rektneo146 4 года назад +3

      69 loles

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 4 года назад +8

      I have a group chat on messager called ©ursed, and your pfp is in it. Just saying.

    • @Kazoo_Itchy
      @Kazoo_Itchy 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Poofball2077
    @Poofball2077 5 лет назад +672

    This phrase
    “I’m not an a**hole”
    I wonder how many times Mark alone has said that or just said it to himself 😂

  • @00RaveRat
    @00RaveRat 3 года назад +45

    "I can see you Mark"
    "Well stop..."
    5:05

  • @someguy6940
    @someguy6940 4 года назад +492

    when mark read the card that said "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now" I didn't realise he was reading off of a card and I said "Seems like it"

  • @Ashley-yf4nf
    @Ashley-yf4nf 4 года назад +2133

    I saw a comment once about how Tyler was the only person keeping these videos from being as unhinged as Unus Annus’ content, and I can see now that that’s completely true.

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +92

      He's a reality anchor

    • @user-ze5oz7yn5v
      @user-ze5oz7yn5v 3 года назад +132

      I mean, the uncontrolled chaos, amy's behind the scenes manipulation, mark's destructive boiling point, and ethan's endless manic energy. These three made the greatest deleted channel

    • @Shokothevoidfox
      @Shokothevoidfox 3 года назад +17

      Sorry but #### ##### does not exist,
      #### ##### has never existed

    • @DrDingsGaster
      @DrDingsGaster 3 года назад +19

      @@Shokothevoidfox Do you recognize the bodies in the water?

    • @ShwappaJ
      @ShwappaJ 2 года назад +2

      @@DrDingsGaster No.

  • @TheGlassAddiction
    @TheGlassAddiction 8 лет назад +1424

    Tyler is becoming the fan favourite and i 100% support this

    • @Ken93Cy
      @Ken93Cy 8 лет назад +13

      Becoming????????? Tyler has always been my fave big lug since day 1 I laid my eyes on him! For soooo many reasons!! Don't get me wrong, I ADORE Mark and Ethan too, but Tyler..... honestly no words to describe him!

    • @Ken93Cy
      @Ken93Cy 8 лет назад +1

      gross??

    • @Ken93Cy
      @Ken93Cy 8 лет назад +1

      ***** what do you mean by gross guys? Tyler is gross?

    • @JorisScrolls
      @JorisScrolls 8 лет назад +27

      Tyler is so serious compared to those other two, and it brings out the best in all three of them XD

    • @softcoreluvr
      @softcoreluvr 8 лет назад +1

      Ken93Cy Same here!

  • @kiwuwuwu
    @kiwuwuwu 3 года назад +92

    Mark: "I wish I was sponsored by Germ-X"
    *2020 happens*
    Me: Yeah, I bet you do.

  • @FirbolgVagabond
    @FirbolgVagabond 8 лет назад +651

    Ethan seems like that innocent kid that's trying to fit in with the cool kid XD He sounds like he's 15

  • @lostrunner2552
    @lostrunner2552 8 лет назад +679

    Basically everyone in the video:
    Mark: LOOK IM FUNNEE LOL
    Ethan: I can't stop laughing, mom I need a hug
    Tyler: So done with everyone's shit

  • @just.raven.37
    @just.raven.37 8 лет назад +530

    I love when mark and Ethan are being idiots and Tyler just calmly stares into the camera

    • @CloudsPaint
      @CloudsPaint 8 лет назад +10

      CJT Cozmic37 trying to*

    • @osvster
      @osvster 8 лет назад +8

      Tyler is a Boss. That explain it.

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 8 лет назад +5

      Yea, he's like staring my soul.......... creepy........

    • @exsplorersofjamma8391
      @exsplorersofjamma8391 8 лет назад +3

      When I laugh is the same time Markiplier laughed. xD

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 8 лет назад

      Mark and Ethan are like Dwight and Michael doing crazy shit and Tyler is Jim who stares awkwardly at the cam in disbelief.

  • @user-2012July-A
    @user-2012July-A 2 года назад +15

    I love how Tyler goes from being somewhat annoyed and being the only one trying to focus at the beginning to not being able to breathe because he's laughing so hard at the end. Good times.

  • @doyouhearthevoicesihearthe7366
    @doyouhearthevoicesihearthe7366 6 лет назад +514

    Ethan: subscribing to marker HAHAHA
    Mark and Tyler: nods heads in disappointment

  • @johnneygold4088
    @johnneygold4088 4 года назад +1393

    "I was the horsecock!"
    -Markilpier Jan 29, 2017

  • @aaliyahoneill6408
    @aaliyahoneill6408 8 лет назад +1057

    Tyler just look's dead he's so done with Mark and Ethan 😂

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 8 лет назад +7

      Interesting that he doesn't find this as funny as Mark and Ethan ^^;

    • @aaliyahoneill6408
      @aaliyahoneill6408 8 лет назад

      Mishka Rae true ^_^

    • @josephmeteyer4815
      @josephmeteyer4815 8 лет назад

      Aaliyah Oneill love markapilers laugh

    • @nyxmakesnoise
      @nyxmakesnoise 8 лет назад

      Aaliyah Oneill I was about to comment that ECKS DEE

    • @isThreeman
      @isThreeman 8 лет назад +15

      Not called Stone-Face-Tyler for nothing.

  • @ritasuslonova6550
    @ritasuslonova6550 3 года назад +56

    "Who's the last person that committed a crime?"
    *both looking at Tylor*

  • @Its.still.you15
    @Its.still.you15 7 лет назад +310

    Mark: There's no rules!
    Tyler: Put your shirt back on
    Mark: THERE'S ONE RULE!

    • @mentalangel3696
      @mentalangel3696 7 лет назад

      ThisIsMe it was Tyler and Ethan, but still the best scene in the video

    • @cortney_vada2458
      @cortney_vada2458 7 лет назад +2

      Is it bad he got that joke from a pizza commercial

    • @Cayde-6sHorn
      @Cayde-6sHorn 6 лет назад

      Salindia Fox no it was mark and tyler

  • @thatcrazylemon_
    @thatcrazylemon_ 6 лет назад +5593

    Ethan is drunk
    Mark is high
    And Tyler is simply
    Dead inside
    A poem by an unoriginal person

  • @-biscuit-7235
    @-biscuit-7235 4 года назад +2009

    Markiplier: "hey you listening to this in the background, pay attention!"
    me: *looks up while eating my chocolate*

  • @LemonShark000
    @LemonShark000 2 года назад +31

    Mark: "I'm not a mean person!"
    Also mark in other videos: *insanely bullies Wade*

  • @samwisest2
    @samwisest2 6 лет назад +797

    they''re so giggly i love this

    • @saranitschke2875
      @saranitschke2875 6 лет назад +9

      u m but then there is tyler who just looks dead inside 😂

    • @zvoid_error000
      @zvoid_error000 6 лет назад +5

      Sara Nitschke but then at the end he just died 😂

    • @lilyhicks8270
      @lilyhicks8270 6 лет назад +5

      ...I read this as jiggly

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 6 лет назад

      Mark already said he was a "giggly bitch" his words

  • @nicks2940
    @nicks2940 7 лет назад +262

    Mark: "We know how to play, you all know how to play- just draw cards"
    Ethan: "How many cards?"
    Mark: "I dont know"

    • @KaiTheMemeKing
      @KaiTheMemeKing 7 лет назад +2

      I thought that if Mark said they knew how to play, then they would know how many cards to start with

  • @ThatOneWeirdoo
    @ThatOneWeirdoo 8 лет назад +404

    ETHAN LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN BARELY READ HIS CARDS MY SWEET BOY

  • @DeadlyTowersSux
    @DeadlyTowersSux 2 года назад +14

    Mark & Ethan: *laughing like the Joker after inhaling nitrous oxide*
    Tyler: This is what I have to put up with on a daily basis…

  • @sebseb9730
    @sebseb9730 8 лет назад +1919

    Tyler is just dead inside

    • @arbys4369
      @arbys4369 8 лет назад +1

      captainnemo. exe didn't notice it until you pointed that out😂

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 8 лет назад +39

      No... he's just... "STONE FACED TYLER, HE'S STONE FACED TYLER" *stone faced Tyler*

    • @phantom117b4
      @phantom117b4 8 лет назад +9

      10:49, he is not stone face anymore

    • @StarWarsJohn
      @StarWarsJohn 8 лет назад

      Phantom117 B. eh he breaks it as early as 4 secs. Or 13secs...or else's...or

    • @dewy195
      @dewy195 8 лет назад +1

      yep!

  • @leahpaxton2508
    @leahpaxton2508 6 лет назад +850

    Mark: *plays a card* Tyler or Ethan: *reads card* Mark: *dies of laughter no matter how terrible the card is*

    • @zvoid_error000
      @zvoid_error000 6 лет назад +3

      Leah Paxton I like your profile picture

    • @leebeast5
      @leebeast5 6 лет назад +5

      HERO'S IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER!

    • @Emily-mr6og
      @Emily-mr6og 6 лет назад +3

      Well I mean that's me in the middle of class when I look at my friends

    • @MintsyMilky
      @MintsyMilky 6 лет назад

      Kitty kitty meow meow

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 6 лет назад +1

      Me with this comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 that's why I like it.

  • @Ciara.1605
    @Ciara.1605 6 лет назад +746

    Mark:THERE'S NO RULES
    Tyler:Put your shirt back on
    Mark:THERES 1 RULE
    XD

    • @larchan1350
      @larchan1350 6 лет назад +19

      Hi, I'm Mark. I steal jokes.

    • @bumblebeeproductions2720
      @bumblebeeproductions2720 5 лет назад +16

      Welcome to the video I'm sorry
      - Ethan 2017

    • @donutlove6488
      @donutlove6488 5 лет назад +13

      There’s no rules
      There’s one rule

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 5 лет назад +4

      @@bumblebeeproductions2720 it was tyler who said that dude. Pay attention. And don't you dare edit it to change the name.

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 лет назад +5

      AboveN beyonD why not? They can do what they want, it’s the internet.

  • @aciddrinker2194
    @aciddrinker2194 3 года назад +17

    I was disassociating and when he said “hey you in the background! Pay attention!” he actually made me pay attention and “woke me up” (idk what to call it)

  • @flynnk472
    @flynnk472 7 лет назад +488

    Ethan's giggling while reading the cards is so charming omg

    • @jadeyes12
      @jadeyes12 7 лет назад +2

      Kiley Flynn ikr idk why

    • @Weirdiohw
      @Weirdiohw 7 лет назад

      ITS SO CUTE

  • @bethm1914
    @bethm1914 8 лет назад +281

    This video in 12 words:
    lonely Ethan laughing; Mark smiling awkwardly; Tyler staring creepily at the camera

    • @bethm1914
      @bethm1914 8 лет назад +2

      Anybody agree?

    • @AKAAA_03
      @AKAAA_03 8 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @faith9524
      @faith9524 8 лет назад

      Honestly yep, that's all this video is XD

    • @keebo3385
      @keebo3385 8 лет назад +3

      Beth M I read that with the 12 days of Christmas theme in my head....

    • @progames105
      @progames105 8 лет назад +10

      Rooster teeth are awesome they made Red vs Blue

  • @Camphost
    @Camphost 4 года назад +517

    Mark: About to explode
    Ethan: Dying
    Tyler: Tyler

    • @salem6288
      @salem6288 3 года назад +20

      Hotel, Trivago

  • @mizuki_kinnie
    @mizuki_kinnie 2 года назад +4

    at 6:13 when mark said "you too, open your eyes!! that doesn't make sense" it did make sense because i was about to fall asleep to the video 😭

  • @sugaryt9426
    @sugaryt9426 6 лет назад +211

    Tyler:”I can see u mark”
    Mark:”stop.”
    Me: ~laughing for no reason~

  • @nothing-zi6ot
    @nothing-zi6ot 6 лет назад +151

    Tyler's stone cold facial expressions plus Ethan's cute ability to not stop laughing equals Mark's "Oh noooooo" laugh

  • @rav2574
    @rav2574 4 года назад +882

    13:12
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Mark: **crying noises** “I was doodoo.” **more crying noises**

  • @CrimsonGladiator
    @CrimsonGladiator 2 месяца назад +2

    10:10 Mark and Tyler both just leaning away from Ethan as he uncontrollably laughs at the cards is so hilarious.

  • @camdotcoms
    @camdotcoms 7 лет назад +2880

    tyler just looks so done with them the entire time

    • @Galen55
      @Galen55 7 лет назад +103

      camhasproblems until the end. Then he loses his shit. I love when his emotional wall evaporates an unleashes the unstoppable torrents of joyous crude laughter at another souls expense. I lost my mind at word twelve. Sorry.

    • @Gaming_Roses
      @Gaming_Roses 6 лет назад +8

      camaka Is this a fellow yeemo i see 🤔

    • @vincehechim5738
      @vincehechim5738 6 лет назад +11

      I would say he looks dead inside

    • @largebladderboy
      @largebladderboy 6 лет назад +5

      He is lmao

    • @dulcet_lemn6466
      @dulcet_lemn6466 6 лет назад +21

      Tyler may just be an emotionless psychopath... nah
      Tyler’s fuckin awesome he just needs a hug

  • @mooriecesalty
    @mooriecesalty 6 лет назад +271

    Mark: *THERE'S NO RULES!!!!!!!!*
    2 seconds later
    Mark: *THERE'S ONE RULE!!!!!!!!*

  • @glizzyobama4067
    @glizzyobama4067 5 лет назад +268

    Tyler: IM THE PROFESSIONAL HERE
    Also Tyler: *wears teenage mutant ninja turtles shirt*

  • @aristiver2073
    @aristiver2073 7 лет назад +760

    When Mark yelled "Hey you listening in the background while working, pay attention!" I screamed because I had looked down to my homework for like 10 seconds and he scared the shit outta me

    • @brvis3dr0s39
      @brvis3dr0s39 6 лет назад +2

      I was just beginning to play Pokemon again when he said that and I just looked at my phone and said "no mark"

    • @APerson-pr2fi
      @APerson-pr2fi 6 лет назад +2

      I looked out the window, and then he yelled it. I just looked at my phone, and then taped the camera.

    • @lovepink2956
      @lovepink2956 6 лет назад

      wow

    • @lil_bluespace3497
      @lil_bluespace3497 6 лет назад

      Lol😂

    • @casenrausch6452
      @casenrausch6452 6 лет назад +3

      I was gonna like it but it's 666 and I don't want to ruin that xD

  • @MaxMax-qg7gw
    @MaxMax-qg7gw 6 лет назад +267

    Ethan: Normal
    Mark:High on sugar!
    Tyler:Dead on the inside!

    • @maliaRH
      @maliaRH 6 лет назад +7

      Correction Ethan: laughoholic

    • @oreo_cos
      @oreo_cos 5 лет назад +1

      W A I T
      I see a thotsuki Bakuhoe

  • @melo6048
    @melo6048 7 лет назад +260

    I love Tyler's laugh... Well when he does laugh.

    • @morganz2656
      @morganz2656 7 лет назад +7

      Amelia G. Good ol Stone-face Tyler

    • @b3ng0__
      @b3ng0__ 7 лет назад

      It pretty rare

  • @ShadowFreddygamingandmore
    @ShadowFreddygamingandmore 2 года назад +8

    The Rooster Teeth comment was a calling of the future

  • @echuinox8831
    @echuinox8831 4 года назад +965

    Ethan: says something wrong
    Ethan: giggling about it
    Mark and Tyler: shaking their heads like disappointed parents

    • @CelesteisUndead
      @CelesteisUndead 4 года назад +6

      Yep

    • @blueflamefae7898
      @blueflamefae7898 3 года назад +11

      mark is the irresponsible dad that would definitely take Ethan to walmart and give him no budget without telling Tyler aka mom and then come home with a trunk full of food and toys and then Tyler is disappointed and mark gets ignored for a month

    • @demgorecreates-
      @demgorecreates- Год назад +1

      Fr

  • @starmie121
    @starmie121 8 лет назад +313

    Ethan is so giggly it's adorable

    • @ellecass1592
      @ellecass1592 8 лет назад +2

      Savannah it really is! Him laughing makes me smile!

    • @Samot0423
      @Samot0423 8 лет назад +3

      I'm pretty sure he got about an hour of sleep last night. Same with mark.

    • @stellarxdeath
      @stellarxdeath 8 лет назад +6

      Savannah smol bean eathan

    • @caseykrukowski3274
      @caseykrukowski3274 8 лет назад +1

      Samol0427 they probably did

    • @stellarxdeath
      @stellarxdeath 8 лет назад

      Ethan Townsend P oh shit I had a fren that spelled it that way srry

  • @GiveMeThatLetter
    @GiveMeThatLetter 8 лет назад +838

    Man, I could tell one of the corniest jokes and Mark would probably laugh at it.
    A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

    • @angelicaanna2249
      @angelicaanna2249 8 лет назад +12

      Christopher Twiggle after watching this vid I'm in such a giggly mood idfk why but this made me laugh so fucking hard 😂😂😂

    • @zaraelizabethcpo2511
      @zaraelizabethcpo2511 8 лет назад +35

      Christopher Twiggle two scientists walk into a bar. The first guy says "I'll take a glass of h2o." and the second guy says "I'll have a h2o2." The second scientist died.

    • @stealthbonus
      @stealthbonus 8 лет назад +8

      A dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa."

    • @Braxeo
      @Braxeo 8 лет назад +27

      Christopher Twiggle A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    • @mr.shadow7425
      @mr.shadow7425 8 лет назад +2

      15tsubasa it's a 3 legged-dog

  • @clayzen238
    @clayzen238 3 года назад +8

    6:29 this caught me so off guard because that’s exactly what I’m doing right now

  • @djkallday1774
    @djkallday1774 5 лет назад +948

    “I didn’t mean to compare apples to apples” little did mark know that there is a game called apples to apples that is exactly like cards against humanity

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 5 лет назад +9

      *H m m m*

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 5 лет назад +30

      I mean, same play formula, but Apples to Apples is just word association, whereas CAH is more like an irreverent mad lib

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 5 лет назад +16

      @@deuceydee3506 Cards Against Humanity is the teenager version of Apples to Apples.

    • @monarch2520
      @monarch2520 5 лет назад +17

      I like to say it's the PG version of CAH

    • @Tatertot-bc4nn
      @Tatertot-bc4nn 4 года назад +1

      I think he knows that

  • @ella-qi4bb
    @ella-qi4bb 8 лет назад +150

    Tyler: (plays rock, paper, sissors, shoot)
    ...
    Tyler: Im the profectional here

    • @Jakey5A9913
      @Jakey5A9913 8 лет назад +3

      HeyImNutellaElla the thing is he acted the most professional

    • @kenziemarie4401
      @kenziemarie4401 8 лет назад

      HeyImNutellaElla I read that exactly when he said that XD

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 4 года назад +424

    this whole video was eef giggling, mark trying not to explode, and tyler getting war flashbacks

  • @jillians1138
    @jillians1138 3 года назад +17

    Mark laughing his ass off at his own cards is me every time I play this game 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fallenv7071
    @fallenv7071 7 лет назад +461

    Best trio ever😂😂😂
    Tyler: I can see you mark
    Mark:Stop
    Ethan:back flipping in tylers ass
    *mark giggling*
    Mark:*wooop open your eyes, oh you have mised everything*
    Mark:*speaking giggling* uuum n-no I can't explain *giggling laughter* just let me enjoy this.😂😂😂

    • @hollyanne2646
      @hollyanne2646 6 лет назад

      Fallen V I WAS READING THIS AND IT WAS HAPPENING OMG 😂😂😂

  • @_river_4120
    @_river_4120 6 лет назад +505

    A) Is Mark drunk lmfao
    B) I love how Mark just spends the whole time laughing and Tyler just looks SO DAMN DEAD INSIDE

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 лет назад +16

      Lily H Mark can’t be drunk cuz he’d die

    • @LuckySnowy441
      @LuckySnowy441 6 лет назад +1

      @@Corviidei That's what I thought.

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 6 лет назад

      Lily H Dude, they're just like me. Dead inside.

    • @tricksonthemind8971
      @tricksonthemind8971 5 лет назад +1

      Dennis Hillberg look it up

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 5 лет назад

      Dennis Hillberg his body can’t process alcohol. It landed him in the hospital once. It might be the thing he talked about in his video titled “Pain” but im not sure. Why do you think he doesn’t do drunk Minecraft anymore?

  • @rubybeta8602
    @rubybeta8602 4 года назад +325

    14:44
    Momiplyer: *_you won't sneak on me , I sneak on you_*

  • @beefykeith48
    @beefykeith48 3 года назад +24

    Mark: *trying to outro the video*
    Tyler: *soft wheezing intensifies*

  • @lyanetteestrada571
    @lyanetteestrada571 8 лет назад +142

    I love how at the start of the video Mark is being a giggly b*tch, Ethan is a little kid that laughs at everything Mark says and Tyler is so done with their bullsh*t. I need more of this~ XD
    Ethan's laughter is adorable too!!!

  • @clarkeeverett4476
    @clarkeeverett4476 4 года назад +604

    "I wish we were sponsored by germx" hits a whole different way during a pandemic.

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 4 года назад +8

      So does “This summer no one is safe from Russian Super Tuberculosis”

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz 4 года назад +1

      Yeah...

    • @johncallebs8525
      @johncallebs8525 4 года назад

      Maybe Mark started covid so he could get a germx sponsor;)

  • @el2617
    @el2617 6 лет назад +221

    Ethan: why are you laughing so hard???
    Mark: *IM DRUNK*

  • @MinerB2023
    @MinerB2023 11 месяцев назад +4

    2:43
    Mark: who’s that last person to commit a crime
    Everyone: looks at Tyler

  • @sawahp8665
    @sawahp8665 7 лет назад +876

    Mark is high. Ethan is drunk...And Tyler is the disappointed mother.

    • @doughnuttv5504
      @doughnuttv5504 7 лет назад +2

      Omg yes 😂

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 7 лет назад +2

      SarahTehSenpai no Ethan is high mark is drunk

    • @itsb-rook6717
      @itsb-rook6717 7 лет назад +1

      Mark an Ethan are so high and drunk!

    • @megaoofies7003
      @megaoofies7003 7 лет назад

      Brooke Monday no I think they are just both REALLY REALLY REALLY high

    • @avaj.5539
      @avaj.5539 7 лет назад

      SarahTehSenpai wow. Just wow. On point. XD

  • @hexicorn6871
    @hexicorn6871 8 лет назад +467

    Mark: " you listening in the background while you are working pay the fuck attention it's important now"
    ME: ( at work) * minimize the screen I was working on to see what happened xD

    • @anemyclake1256
      @anemyclake1256 8 лет назад +4

      Brian Jay
      This deserves more likes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hexicorn6871
      @hexicorn6871 8 лет назад +6

      Genesis 555 I listen to Marks video alot at work it makes the day go by faster and it's good to have a good laugh while working keep you up.

    • @kittysassafras
      @kittysassafras 8 лет назад +6

      Does this count as senpai noticing me?

    • @bitterbxtch6875
      @bitterbxtch6875 8 лет назад +2

      Brian Jay I read your comment right when markiplier said it

    • @RoyallyPrincess
      @RoyallyPrincess 8 лет назад +1

      I read this comment at the exact time that Mark said this in the video.

  • @el2617
    @el2617 6 лет назад +1898

    I was the horse c*ck
    *traumatizing flashbacks to prop hunt*

  • @sino3318
    @sino3318 3 года назад +2

    i come back to this video every once in a while. every time, my mind is dirtier and my english is better, so it's a brand new experience

  • @Mario-fm1lz
    @Mario-fm1lz 4 года назад +149

    "You can be Ethan's RUclips Career and I'll be getting all offended."
    -Markiplier