•Blank• •Blank• right!! I started crying with laughter and rolling on the floor.. my brother came in and asked if I was in drugs and need medical attention.. Lol
@@Nekophy_ actually it kinda looks like it if you say it silently. I did 2 vids of me saying them silently and you could’ve actually gotten that from what mark said,
I love that Mark has red hair, a red shirt, red on his headphones and a red phone case. Ethan has blue hair, a blue shirt and blue on his headphones. Finally Tyler has silver headphones and a silver phone case.
Ethan: Dobby has no master, Dobby is a free elf Tyler: CAN YOU SPEAK NORMAL FOR ONCE?! Mark: *At the same time of Tyler's yelling, he tries to eat Tyler's hat*
As someone who lipreads on a daily, Tyler's lips are incredibly hard to read, and so are Mark's. That's not to say they're bad at this! Don't take that the wrong way! They just tend to draw out words and move their lips in exaggerated ways, which can make it harder to read! Eef is amazing at lip reading though! He caught a lot more words than I can!
2:17 Ethan: don’t sing, it angers the capybaras Mark: *dancing weirdly and looking around to see if anyone’s watching* Me: *rolls off bed with laughter*
Ethan: Dobby has no master Dobby is a free elf Tyler: stop asking your master when you can go out with me Mark: I got this one on lock. Put my ass in your pants and turn around and beat me Tyler & ethan: * uncontrollable laughter *
Oh I NEED to tell u dis (idk why I just chose u) when Mark said “Mark is the ultimate dabbing king” My mind was like OH HELL NAH I AM YA DUMB,DUFUS KING,OF 💩 And also...WHY R U ACTIN SO WEIRD AND FUNNY DAMMIT Ya I kinda got angers at that time cause IM the ultimate dabbing king
*Looks at Mark with such seriousness* Ethan, in a sotto tone: "Maybe its time to increase your girth" This will change both of their lives, now that Mark had increased his girth.
@@jw5386 I'm very late in this reply but I just happened to stop by and see this. It's a reference to a line said by a character named Racetrack from a musical called Newsies :)
What it said in the captions is *fake orgasm sounds from all three + Lord of rings references* Various 'put it in my bilbos' and sensual sam' and 'Frobo's
I really appreciate the captions on this. There's no extra commentary and there are tone notes ("mumbling", "laughing uncontrollably", etc) to help understand the context of what's being said
both of them are hilarious as fuck!!!! I was trying to do a 'Don't laugh challenge" based on this video and it was all good until I got to that part, then I spat water all over my mattress LOL
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I love how it goes
Tweet -> Ridiculous -> Sexual
Sometimes Mark is in the middle, and it goes
Tweet -> Sexual -> Even more sexual
@@ram4771 or if Tyler is in the middle
or it’s Tweet -> Sexual -> Ridiculous
Y e s
@@ram4771 More like
Tweet --> Sexual --> Ridiculously sexual
8:53
Ethan: *removes headset*
Ethan, stone-faced: Maybe it's time for you to increase your girth.
And he legit touched marks shoulder and stared straight at Tyler.
Like this 🗿🗿
I read that exactly as he was saying it 😂
@@anoushkasingh2080 same dude
It looked like he and Mark were Tyler's parents and they were staging an intervention.
Mark: red everything
Ethan: blue everything
Tyler: is a normal human being
His color is gray.
Team Fortress 2
Tyler: exists
Yeah he's the only normal one in this video
hotel:trivago
Tyler: "Let's make some gingerbread men"
Mark and Ethan: Ah yes, the sentance here is made out of lesbian"
I am going to reply because you have no replies
@@skitchz thanks :)
The capybaras are made of apple sause
To be fair to Ethan he was really close to what Mark told him
It had to have come from the “bread men” part, right?
Love advice from normal people: Just be yourself
Love advice from Ethan: I think it's time to increase your girth
I still don’t know how he told Mark that without breaking face lol
8:56
Ethan is legendary that's why he didn't brake face when he said that
By normal people, you mean retards
I love the intensity of Ethan's stare whenever he's trying to read lips lmao
Especially when Ethan said don’t sing it angers the capybaras
3:43
👀
Appreciate dat Haikyuu pfp tho TwT
@•mochi san• - lol I thought it was Haikyuu (I’ve never actually watched it tho-)
Mark: _Mark is the ultimate dabbing king._
Ethan: *Burn the clothespin anemone.*
Tyler: *Put the zucchini on me.*
Jul Mast yes this is the funniest one😂😂😂😂
Jul Mast lol turn down the sound and say to yourself BURN THE CLOTHESPIN ANEMONE it genuinely looks like it
Mark: Your always so close!
Ethan: *Burn the clothespin anemone*
I kind of want to make an anemone out of clothespins just to burn it
Alternate Title: Three Grown Men playing R-rated Telephone and giggling like middle schoolers.
I feel personally attacked and honestly I deserve that
Yous right. xD
Tyler- "let's make gingerbread men"
Mark and Ethan- let's make this completely wrong😂
more like
mark and Ethan: lets go lesbians!
I get it 😂
*LeSbIaNs!*
I wish I had penis poppers
@@gemmas9318'DISGUSTING
tyler: lets make gingerbread men
mark and ethan: _lesbians._
k a t h e r i n e quite the opposite
likes are 666- no one change this please
Why is there a Penis?
Lesbians have a machine powered penis machine(mark)
Gingerbread lesbians
How Ethan just calmly put down his headphones and said.
“Maybe its time to increase your girth.”
I loved that so much
•Blank• •Blank• right!! I started crying with laughter and rolling on the floor.. my brother came in and asked if I was in drugs and need medical attention.. Lol
I was laugh my head off
@@EndlessSummer888 Wade?
@@Angel-ux9ey Whoops, i meant Tyler. Been watching a lot of Prop Hunt recently, i've gotten used to seeing Wade.
Can we talk about how good Ethan is at reading lips? He got close every time.
Burn the clothespin anemone?
@@Scouse07 shut up
And then he nailed it
@@Scouse07 besides that one 😂
@@Nekophy_ actually it kinda looks like it if you say it silently. I did 2 vids of me saying them silently and you could’ve actually gotten that from what mark said,
Ethan's slightly terrified "Do...that...again...?" killed me
Ya it was
10:30 I love that Mark and Ethan are like “TheY’rE ReCoRdiNG Us!” And Tyler just has that look that only Tyler can posses
**sings All Star** "Don't sing, it angers the capybaras."
Hmmmm........ I wonder
That capybara: Shush! I'm tryna sleep!
a rodent native to South America
Capybara: shut up! I'm napping!
Ima capybara AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Tyler and Mark: *calmly stares at each other*
Ethan: *Is currently having a seizure*
I love that Mark has red hair, a red shirt, red on his headphones and a red phone case. Ethan has blue hair, a blue shirt and blue on his headphones. Finally Tyler has silver headphones and a silver phone case.
Char Char we love some color coordinated boys
in the whisper challenge number 3 i think, he had perfectly matching hair and a sweatshirt and its so satisfying
Char Char Charizard!! The three Bois!!!!
Btw Tyler doesn’t have a phone case
Tyler's hat is also slighty silver
Ethan: Dobby has no master, Dobby is a free elf
Tyler: CAN YOU SPEAK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Mark: *At the same time of Tyler's yelling, he tries to eat Tyler's hat*
ME:DEKU I WAS DEKU FOR HALLOWEEN! WHAT WERE YOU?!
DEKu:umm.. are you okay?!
Izuku Midoriya I love my hero academia
*DEKUU!!*
You know you can do ^
@@angelinatrudel5888 my friend was deku too xD
“Let’s make some gingerbread men” DONT MAKE ME SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID
That’s when you know that it’s all gonna go downhill from there............
@@kaitlensmith7044 Yes lol 😂
@@kaitlensmith7044 depends on your definition of downhill
Tyler: "The real thing is-"
Mark: "Please be close."
Tyler: "-let's make some gingerbread men."
Ethan: "HOW? HOW DID YOU GET LESBIAN MACHINES?!"
My grammar was not as good when this comment was made.
Why is no one talking about Tyler’s half-shaven face
Thx for pointing it out cuz I didnt even notice it after 3 YEARS XD🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@myheromedia-verse nither did i
Holy fuck-
I just Noticed HAHAHA
Why am I only now noticing that
Ethan: quietly whispers so I turn up the volume
Tyler: *yells with headphones on*
Me: *precedes to fall off chair*
What time did that happen
@@WilliamMuneFyre76 probably 4:29
Markiplier: red shirt, red hair, red headphones and red phone
I wonder what his favorite color is
+Stereotypical 12 year old Probably cobalt blue
Stereotypical 12 year old Green
Stereotypical 12 year old bet it's not red🤔
His favorite color is actually green.
Jack's favorite color is actually red.
I just love how they flipped tbh.
4:54 Tyler, giving his interpretation of the tweet: is dead serious
Mark: I GOT THIS ONE ON LOCK *proceeds to get it completely wrong*
00:59
"your song is at a faster tempo than mine"
"i do have great pecks"
omg im dead
Madzilla OMG same 😂
Madzilla Same here lmao
Madzilla I know, same
Lol yeah
Lmfao I WAS READING THIS AS THEY WERE SAYING IT😂😂
“HOW DID YOU GET LESBIAN MACHINES??!!?!”
Looks like I’m blind
WHY DOES YOUR PFP GOES WITH THIS SO WELL?!?!?
I LOVE THAT WEBTOON AND UR PFP AND Y E S
you ask them nicely?
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
Does anyone else *really* want to know what songs they were istening to?
Arin I do
Arin me plz
Yes, very much so
Arin me
Arin me
2:18
Ethan: (reading a tweet)
Mark: (having his soul completly sucked out by whatever the fuq he's listening to)
it seems like the same faces he made when listening to the fall guys intro music so that’s what i was thinking he was listening to lol
So no one’s gonna talk about
Mark: You-your song’s at a faster tempo than mine.
Ethan: I do have great pecs!
(0:59)
He does have great pecs
Tyler: *says like anything*
Markiplier: We are off to a bad start!
Mark: ur song is at a faster tempo than mine
Ethan: I do have great pecs!
As someone who lipreads on a daily, Tyler's lips are incredibly hard to read, and so are Mark's.
That's not to say they're bad at this! Don't take that the wrong way! They just tend to draw out words and move their lips in exaggerated ways, which can make it harder to read!
Eef is amazing at lip reading though! He caught a lot more words than I can!
Maybe that's why Mark could only see penis
2:17
Ethan: don’t sing, it angers the capybaras
Mark: *dancing weirdly and looking around to see if anyone’s watching*
Me: *rolls off bed with laughter*
I tried to do it so much and my neck muscles were sore ;-;
Lol I laughed so hard I fell off my bed and was rolling around on the floor dying laughing 😂😂 😂
The little smile at the end was my breaking point
300 likes :)
Ethan: Dobby has no master Dobby is a free elf
Tyler: stop asking your master when you can go out with me
Mark: I got this one on lock.
Put my ass in your pants and turn around and beat me
Tyler & ethan: * uncontrollable laughter *
I think I burst a fucking blood vessel
Why
Antisepticeye Antisepticeye ?
Antisepticeye Antisepticeye I fucking love your name!
Antisepticeye Antisepticeye ahahah
7:48 Ethan's face just kept getting more and more depressed as they cut to Tyler repeating it each time
THATS SAD XDDD
...he literally doesn't change expression at all
I was the 420 like lol
6:19 Mark's face dissolving into horror and laughter
5:30 - 6:30 is just golden I'm crying WTF
Oh I NEED to tell u dis (idk why I just chose u) when Mark said “Mark is the ultimate dabbing king”
My mind was like
OH HELL NAH I AM YA DUMB,DUFUS
KING,OF 💩
And also...WHY R U ACTIN SO WEIRD AND FUNNY DAMMIT
Ya I kinda got angers at that time cause IM the ultimate dabbing king
My side started hurting from laughing XD
I've lost count of how many times I've come to this video to specifically re-watch that section hahaha
Steven L Sameee
Yep
0:59
“Your songs at a faster tempo then mine!”
“I do have great pecs!”
He said "Faster" not slightly
Lexie Fisher shit hold on
Me watching 3 years later:
Mark: it's probably after Thanksgiving now
Me: Your on time.
nalu trash 778 me too lol
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 happy thanksgiving 2019 guys
*you're
NoriMori
I literally was going to comment that you stole it
NoriMori I love you
Ethan & Mark: *laughing hysterically*
Tyler: 👁👄👁
How much you wanna bet that at 2:24 mark was listening to thriller
11100000000999$
I think he was listening to Through the Fire and Flames
BET
😂
He was listening to through fire and flanes
Tyler: Floof the hair for power.
Ethan: *floofy hair intensifies*
Random Boi ok
I had to rewatch that clip bc I was just watching his hair the first time 😂
Markiplier: food is fuel for the Power Rangers.
Ethan: force fisting the Power Rangers.
Just think- This was someone's first markiplier video
Faith Collins oh no...
The scary thing was that this was my first video
DJ sushii oh you poor thing...
They would probably subscribe already if ya ask me 🤗😋😊
Ravenwing (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣NOOOooooo━
I love how most of the time Mark changes the sentence into something sexual
*Looks at Mark with such seriousness*
Ethan, in a sotto tone: "Maybe its time to increase your girth"
This will change both of their lives, now that Mark had increased his girth.
Sounds like a fanfic to me
It does
The way he put his hand on his shoulder
I read this as he said it XD
Haha
Tyler: Gingerbread men
Mark and Ethan: *lesbians*
"Gingerbread man" is my new favorite nickname for myself
Mark: Your songs at a faster tempo than mine.
Ethan: ...I do have great pecs!
Hahaha
Hi deadpool
this hits different since we just had a whole year of them :(
6:19 Mark's pufferfish face mutilated my body with laughter oh my god 😂😂😂😂
Marks face really said: 👁o👁
Mark: red
Ethan: blue
Tyler:
*blue green silver brown.*
They have color themes yay *sees Tyler* WHAT DA FUCK TYLER AAAAAA!!
What's green for tyler
Brandon Jamie his beanie
Hey you must have a color thing that you like don't you? Bitch
@@jeffreygreig3336 I love is reply
Tyler: Floof the hair for power
Me: Looks at Ethan his hair floofling to the song
I expected Mark to floof his hair for power.
No one:
LITERALLY NO ONE:
Mark and Ethan: Lesbians
When Tyler went to the camera, I saw
“My pancakes are screaming swimmingly to be contained.”
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat?
I saw that too!!!
I saw pancake but I guessed the rest
I saw papa likes sweeping behind the desk
I got : Papa and cheston can not be detained
Mark: “don’t mind me just big ole dumb muster mar-markiplier.”
Ethan: “mustroom- mushroom mars-markiplier?”
Me: ur engrish is wonderful today mark! :D
2:18 - 2:25 IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER.
Kit.Kat.04 4Life OMG SAME
My fave is 6:12
I love that 10/10 smile on 2:25
12:29
10:35
The moment Mark realised that there’s been a camera following him for years and realised that he isn’t insane
9:20 I heard "Mama can't see the screams when I eat it."
I think there's something wrong with me
Same!
Mine said "My protection screamed when I did it" lmfao
It's looks like "My penis screams when I eat it"...
Mark was right there
I saw “My mom likes cheese whiz and penis.”
...
“My penis is constructive when I eat it”
Tyler: Someone once told me the world is my oyster?
Me: RACETRACK?!?!
You and I shared the same brain cells on that 😂
Huh?
Yes
@@jw5386 I'm very late in this reply but I just happened to stop by and see this. It's a reference to a line said by a character named Racetrack from a musical called Newsies :)
2:01 Tyler: Someone once told me the world is my oyster?
*NEWSIES INTENSIFIES*
i actually screamed when he said that because RACEEEEEEEE
When you’re famous, the woild is ya erster.
*y E R W H A T*
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS (I was supposed to be in a a newsies play but quarantine happened)
@@holly5501 freakin coronavirus be out here, emotionally killing theatre kids
That was my first thought too! 😂😂
“LeSbIaN MaChInE” helps me please I swear to god I almost had a stroke from laughing 0-0 5:47
pause ur video
turn on captions
and go to 8:11
its one of the best ways to die
What it said in the captions is
*fake orgasm sounds from all three + Lord of rings references* Various 'put it in my bilbos' and sensual sam' and 'Frobo's
Thank you so much! XD
OH. MY. GOD. HELP. ME
Kelly Does Fine SHIT But, in the auto generated one it says
People oh why are there so many bilbo’s
Oh we closed three way I five
Lol omg who did that
*Ethan Says forcefisting*
*Marks Expression changes Fast*
Maxis MAAAAAAAAAX!
_o○o_
YO CAMP CAMP FANS OUT HERE :D
4:23 Mark turned to Nemo for a moment
No replies
Elizabeth Jasmine Nino my thoughts exactly.
6:00 is the reason I come back to this video
2:20 and that's why Mark is great
THIS is just funny i watched 8 times XD
Ah yes, my favorite actor
-Benedict Cumberbatch-
Bendydick Cumandsnap
Phuong Le lmao this is late but how do you do the text with the line through it 😂😂
Ava's Orbit l would like to know as well
Omg lol
Hey do -what ever you want- I think that's how so little line little line - -
Not trying to be one of them but this has been my goal.
300th liker :D
3:01 “Floof the hair for power!” Ethan is just dancing while his hair is floofing.
?
2:12 group sings
2:17 Ethan:DONT SING, it angers the capybaras.
Perfect timing lmao
your song’s at a faster tempo than mine
*I DO HAVE GREAT PECKS*
Noodles Noodles penguins don’t CHOOSE the pancake life
“Put back those shoes, the pancake life.”
The way tyler said "put the zucchini on me" in a so calm voice killed me 😂
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Maybe it's time for you to increase your girth.
-Ethan
Cranky crew here!
Rival Taco k
Rival Taco no its "when i look at your lips i see penis"-mark
My names Ethan
6:17 OMG I love mark is like “Yeah your getting it” to “WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING JESUS”
Their headphones match their color personalities. Tyler-Grey, Ethan-Blue, Mark-Red.
M Evangelista their headphones, shirts, hair/hat, it’s cool
I think that's the point...
Ethan, Mark, Tyler: Sad, Mad, Boring. That's what I get out of that :|
M Evangelista yes
ah now im sad
* turns captions on *
Holy.....
Joana xoxo they where automatically on for me
Joana xoxo that's a lot of options xD
Joana xoxo auto generated of corse!
Joana xoxo I had the same reaction
@Thomas Knapp nothing sad about it. CC is for function. Not humour.
These are too hilarious! Please do another whisper challenge, Mark! It's been way too long!
Yeah, it's been over two years! :P
I agree
5:56
Froyo & Dildo?
Yessss please
I really appreciate the captions on this. There's no extra commentary and there are tone notes ("mumbling", "laughing uncontrollably", etc) to help understand the context of what's being said
Please do more of these. I can't stop laughing Mark
"Lesbians have pussy powered penis pumpers"!!!! That broke me so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbians have a machine powered penis machine LOOOL
both of them are hilarious as fuck!!!! I was trying to do a 'Don't laugh challenge" based on this video and it was all good until I got to that part, then I spat water all over my mattress LOL
Penis or dildo mark pick one
its ALWAYS PENIS @Narwhal vs. Gaming
"Why are there so many Bilbos?" I honestly thought Tyler was gonna say "Why are there so many dildos"
Isabella Wong same
Isabella Wong or beebos
I didn't. I had captions.
Iceysnowwolf Don't ever underestimate the Beebos....
Isabella Wong same xD
Tyler’s laugh just makes me laugh after watching this a bunch of times
No one:
The captions: **Ethan dies**
My birthday gift to myself is a markiplier marathon
same
Gail Watson happy late birthday!
awe, thank you so much!
Gail Watson do you have a family member named Mia Watson O.o?
Lilz Sunda3
it's probably the same answer as "does Michael Jackson have a relative called Samuel L. Jackson?"
2:18
How can Mark be so cute yet so weird and cringey at the same time?
He was listening to though the fire and the flames by dragonforce
@@joshasdf9503 wait, how do you know?
@@zeextor1159 if you listen close enough you can hear it but you also have to know the song well to hear it
Me tho
Lmao right?? I can’t tell if it’s cute or horrifying
"When I look at your lips I just see penis."
- Mark Fischbach 2k16
"I got dick on the brain"
- the other half of Septiplier 2016
I was just about to comment that I-
XD
LaceeLasers lol
Lol I cracked up when he said that 😂
*all: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GOING TO ROLL ME...
*Ethen: don’t sing it angers the capybaras!
2:07
2:21 *sees Mark on the right*
Me:Is he good?????! 😂😂😂😂
THEM GODlY SWEET ROLLS he also makes a face at 7:44
No One OMG GOD😂😂😂 I watched them I saw his face 😂😂
Not in the slightest
amrina naurah same! XDDDD
He doesnt want to anger the capybara's
I love watching the face of whoever is listening to music. Especially Tyler at 9:42.
I can't decide which one has the best laughter.
Mark 9:52
Tyler 5:59
or Ethan 6:13
KIRITO Mark
Tyler lmao
KIRITO tyler lol
KIRITO Ethan.
Tyler for the laugh nominee
11:43 i love how tyler kepps his headphones up so he can still hear the music
Ethan: *Force fisting the power rangers!?* 😂😂
Wolfy Chan lmao
Wolfy Chan I half-get it, what does it supposed to mean
@@lonely.toaster if u don't know what it means, I don't think I should tell u😅
Wolfy Chan I think I get it??
Wolfy Chan it’s really weird and dirty?
Mark:Penguins don't choose the pancake life
Me:OMG I DIED
The only person to comment about my tweet lol
the pancake life chooses them....
Penguins don't choose the shut down life
R.I.P Club Penguin
Gaming_ Castle 🐧🕶🍘
mine what really got me was the lesbian part ;p
"Penguins don't choose the pancake life"
OrangeBirb the pancake life chose them.
Fun facts with Markiplier
Nearly 5 years later and I am still waiting for episode 6 of this hilarious series.
8:09 sometimes i forget these are grown men 😂
*See’s 69 likes*
Me: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.
You should see them argue over milk
😂😂😂
XDXDXD
Turn on captions..
@@Jay-yu2pq lol oh god
It turned from gingerbread men to lesbian pumping machines.
A complete 180
Bless those 3 for existing
AMEN!
Bless them. Amen. 😂😂😂🙏
Yes 😂 🙏🙏🙏 AMEN
taylor milano yes xD
I like how Marks mind just makes clean things dirty, Tyler's makes dirty things clean and Ethan keeps the same explicit ratings.
"My pancakes taste like steamed shoelaces."
Pretty sure that's what Tyler mouthed in the camera...
I got something like "My pickle cheese swings if I clean it."
I heard bye bye sack man, eat penguins
I saw pop pancakes and they scream when I eat it
,,My p_ _ _s is a cheesy penguin"...yeah...
penguins don't choose the pancake life. the pancake life chooses them.
XD
😂😂😂😂
Very Smol Penguins.
XD
Very Smol omg your picture. I love Yuri on Ice
Mark: "try reading his lips!!!"
Me: turns volume down**
Me: I saw "my mom screams when I eat d***" ಠ_ಠ I need to wash my brain out now......
Hahahahah
wHAT
W h a t
🔴Mark Jamming out: 2:20
🔵Ethan Jamming out: 3:02
⚫Tyler Jamming out: 3:44