I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀
Good to know, if I’m ever on a boat in croc infested waters with you and you fall out then almost tip the boat climbing back in; use the paddle to push you in the water so you can’t pull me in with you 😂
The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.
Damn they even named him.. I didnt know they got that old? Why do animals/creatures that are close to the original Jurassic period animals that were alive with the Dinos seem to age for a loong time?
@@silverwareinthepancakedrawer na Lolang was the longest in captivity & only weighed about 2,000lbs , Gustav the African killer Nile Croc from Burundi was the biggest croc ever seen & he killed hundreds of people, Lolong was long but very thin for a 20 ft croc , Gustavo was about 4,000 lbs & 22-23ft , Hippos kill Crocs but Gustavo was so big that he had to eat Bull Hippos & tons of humans just to stay alive & if you watch the documentary, u can see the size of him compared to a 13 ft sitting in front of a 16 ft croc & then Gustavo swims up next to them both just so u can get a real size of him!!!! he's also been shot multiple times with elephant rifles by hunters & also the army & it didn't even penetrate it's hide!!!! Gustavo is a real life man eater & a real life monster!!!!
There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing
@@itsOnMARS2023 yes it sure was! Whole different story than seeing them in a zoo. Loads of interesting insights from the guides too. Highly reccomend it!
In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.
Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.
Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said "Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve. Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺
The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers
That's somewhat debatable. Lolong was certainly the biggest crocodile to be held in captivity and measured at 6.17m. There are however accounts of much bigger crocs from the Sundarbans, as well as Australia, where Krystyna 'Krys' Pawlowski shot an 8.6-metre monster in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland.
Biggest croc on record was over 27' long. They know how long it was because they were able to measure it after the running boat motor it tried to eat killed it. As for being able to estimate size from a distance, it is a learnable skill. It's a part of military training in fact.
Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.
At that moment he said "it's girth", I thought of my! A croc that CHODE like, in the ocean! And they call its GUSS! I'll be happy on dry land thank you.
@@pianomirror4833 If the Queen did it, she'd have got a Crocodile to do it. "Live by the Croc, die by the Croc". Being a Reptilian hybrid, The Queen has a special affinity with Reptiles, and can probably shift into any reptilian form, like her mother could. . One time, the old Queen Mother and Princess Anne were in the Stables at Gatcombe Park, and they went full Velociraptor, and bit the heads off nine Thoroughbreds, two Showjumpers, and an unlucky Stable boy before they were able to shift back. But I don't think the whole reptoid / shapeshifting thing works with Stingrays. Also, Australia's version of Princess Di, is Kylie Minogue. Even I know that, and I'm English.
As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly
I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.
I've lived in far North Western Australia and I've heard the story of the giant croc spotted by helicopter. I don't know if it's true or not but I know a lot of the locals believe it. One theory is that it spends most of its time in PNG and only swims down every now and then to breed. With the proliferation of drones though it seems increasingly unlikely that nobody has caught footage of it.
As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me
so the one you talk about is Gustave is a large male Nile crocodile living in Burundi. In 2004 he was estimated to be 60 years old, 20 feet (6.1 m) in length and weighing around 1 ton. He is rumored to have claimed as many as 300 humans from the banks of the Ruzizi River and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Vinny bullshit, prohet expixitly said, you can’t marry a woman before she is out of her pubirty and you cant even watch a women before you marry her.. stop the bs
It’s weird to me that people are naturally afraid of mice, cockroaches, spiders, etc. And Jurassic Park was terrifying to many. But you’re fine with crocodiles? They’re literally dinosaurs that survived extinction, perfected killing, and they eat each other.
I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.
@@rastarells4769 bullshit it falls under fair use , it's Jamie being high as shit forgetting to hit 1 key on his keyboard to switch scenes on his streaming service.
And yet, rarely - if ever - do you hear this said about any birds, despite the fact that its TRUE and there ARE some birds who even resemble the public's perception of dinosaurs in an obvious way (thinking of the Cassowary or any ratite and even herons, storks, etc) and that all birds do to the informed observer (pay attention to that robin next time as he runs and hops along the ground, and look closely at any birds legs/feet.) Crocodile-line archosaurs in the Mesozoic itself only occasionally resembled today's aquatic ambush hunters, with great diversity of form and shape.. fully terrestrial forms included vaguely tyrannosaur-looking bipedal apex predators to fast-moving, sleek forms about the size of a fox. There were fully marine animals with evolved 'flippers' and back on land there were multiple lines from the Triassic to Cretaceous that evolved herbivorous diets (and usually stout armour.) In fact, those who find dinosaurs interesting should not overlook their fascinating archosaur cousins!
@Paul B Haha, apologies to any who found it long-winded and overwrought, so-to-speak. I have a great passion for the topic (and various topics in biology and also history), and always hope to stir the same in others. Not to bore or act as a know-it-all, though perhaps that is how it may be perceived at times.
I grew up in Far North Queensland in Australia, and this guy I know we got taken by a crocodile, after a month of checking his crab pot. The crocs will watch you and your track routine and wait until they are hungry.
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Burundi along the Nile had a Nile crocodile presumed 27 feet or so and if you watch the documentary it was fucking huge! They couldn’t catch it but the size of the thing compared to the other crocs was like holy crap.Estimated to be 100 years old or something. They can live a long time in the right environment with the right food it was eating cows and hippos and then people ...a lot of people it’s why the doc was made. But yes alligators and crocodiles don’t stop growing if it’s huge it’s also old.
"they are dinosaurs" Older, actually. Archosaurs but not dinosaurs. They're a relic of that time period and they maintain their rank in the hierarchy in the hottest and deadliest continent. They're quite incredible. They have survived a many extinction events that wiped out tons of other archosaurs.
As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.
@IRISH LAD it's the context of the word that matters. And it isnt like there is a good replacement for the word girth. Do you want him to say thick instead?
The longest alligator caught in Louisiana was claimed to be 21’. That was back early 20th century, they were logging in pearl river basin. I’ve seen 14* footers, so I would think there could be some crocs pushing 30’. These guys seem to be confusing girth with width. If it was 15’wide and long, it would look like a box.
Ok, I listened to it again, I mixed up they were talking about the 15 footers then about the 28 footer. I still do not see a 15’ wide crocodile. The guy who was telling them the story, the closest he got was a kilometer. Even with the people in the helicopter, I still don’t see it being half as wide as long.
@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wtf do you mean rich with lots of free time ??? Do u realize how stupid that comment is ? They are literally just talking to each other and surfing the Internet lmao They aren’t rich for no reason and they probably don’t have all that much free time even joe Rogan doesn’t he’s probably a very busy person all your lazy ass sees is clip after clip after clip on RUclips and u probably think oh durrrrrrr joe Rogan durrrr just talks all day durrrrrr
@@bigiron7547 I think he just meant that being rich allows you to appreciate the beauty of the world in more detail, since you now have the resources and time to experience it more thoroughly.
The man that got eaten by croc was south african, Never found him . 2 americans survived , There was a video I saw on youtube were it showed the actual crocs head come out the water and pull him . The recording was from the other kayakers Helmet camera They removed it from youtube .
Actually from the video , there did not seem to be crocs in the water , it was a clear narrow strip about 30 feet wide, the rogue croc came from the depths & snatched the kayaker by his shoulder
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
I thought Deep Blue Sea was intentionally campy and very enjoyable. And that scene with Samuel L. Jackson was the best and funniest scene in the movie!
@Joel T Only 5% of the ocean has been explored fam, i'd take that bet. You don't know what's out there lurking beneath the water, you can't see that shit. I guarantee there's crocs that big and much more
it is exaggerated, but never the less I've seen a croc at hartley crocodile farm in cairns Australia that I swear could have been 2 meters across the back. I hate that they won't say it on their website but the fucker was chunky as fuck that's for sure lmao
Jim Shockey is from my neck of the woods, and he has opened a museum of stuff he has collected during his travels in an old school building. It’s an incredible collection of stuff from all over the world.
only thing stopping crocs size is food, same as anacondas those large cold blooded animals never stop growing, they just get older and die. Nile crocodile live to over 80 years, however the aussie Crocs 'saltys' live to over 100 years old and grow to over 8 metres and weigh almost twice as much as the nile crocs 1.6 tons
I used to live on the Kentucky river....a 4' alligater gar washed up one day...assumed to have been hit by boat propeller...multiple gashes across its back down the length of it
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This guy looks like a default human
😂😂😂 this is too much
Awww I lost the plot reading this
Lmaoooo
Hahaha
And joe looks like his default father 😂😂😂
If they bumped bald heads a new universe would instantly be created, replacing this one.
mysteryorc what the fuck dude 😂
😂😂
I’m Hella dead
On god
AHHAHAAHHA
I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀
😂
I live in croc country here in Australia, last thing you will be thinking about is pulling someone in the water with you!
@@bearcatracing007 you punch me in the face and I have to disagree!
Croc are attracted to the sound of thrashing water.
Good to know, if I’m ever on a boat in croc infested waters with you and you fall out then almost tip the boat climbing back in; use the paddle to push you in the water so you can’t pull me in with you 😂
The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.
Damn they even named him.. I didnt know they got that old? Why do animals/creatures that are close to the original Jurassic period animals that were alive with the Dinos seem to age for a loong time?
Why isnt he in any record books? Longest verified was Lolong at just over 20 ft
@@silverwareinthepancakedrawer na Lolang was the longest in captivity & only weighed about 2,000lbs , Gustav the African killer Nile Croc from Burundi was the biggest croc ever seen & he killed hundreds of people, Lolong was long but very thin for a 20 ft croc , Gustavo was about 4,000 lbs & 22-23ft , Hippos kill Crocs but Gustavo was so big that he had to eat Bull Hippos & tons of humans just to stay alive & if you watch the documentary, u can see the size of him compared to a 13 ft sitting in front of a 16 ft croc & then Gustavo swims up next to them both just so u can get a real size of him!!!! he's also been shot multiple times with elephant rifles by hunters & also the army & it didn't even penetrate it's hide!!!! Gustavo is a real life man eater & a real life monster!!!!
Gustav is biggest & scarest croc on earth ever video recorded in the wild , so big that they couldn't even capture him with a 30 foot cage!!!!!
@@mattlawrence1932 there’s no video of gustave
Kelly: “You know I was friends with Steve Irwin”
Joe: “it’s on a golf course!”
when name dropping goes wrong
My same thoughts 😂😂😂
If there is anyone who is going to give no fucks about name dropping it's joe. Dude has had conversations with how many huge names?
@@LuciusVKayne Uh, yeah, name dropping isn't appropriate unless Rogan is the one doing the name dropping.
Hahahah literly came to the comments to see the hate for that
Imagine trying to climb into a boat to get away from 15 foot crocodiles and your friends start punching you in the face to calm you down lol
lol
lol
😳😂
Ha!!!!!
This made me laugh mate 😂
"It's fun till you get your arm bit off"
In the most sad, disappointed voice I've ever heard, "yeah, I guess"
Crocs don’t actually have that ability. They do have the ability to rip a limb off your body with little to no effort. Death roll!
There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing
saw him the other day on a boat tour. Magnificent animal!
@@robinfied7264 I have always wanted to go on that boat trip, one day I guess, I am super jealous! I bet it was absolutely surreal!
@@itsOnMARS2023 yes it sure was! Whole different story than seeing them in a zoo. Loads of interesting insights from the guides too. Highly reccomend it!
I've seen dominator and Brutus on a boat tour in the Adelaide River in NT. Unbelievable how big they actually are in real life!
Jamie graduated with an A in physics just for his job to be be pulling up photos of crocodiles.
Bob Cratchit
Dude makes more money than probably all of us here so he's not doing too bad for himself
Enthios I’m an orthodontist
@@IhaveBigFeet sure you are bob. Sure.
Imagine getting paid pulling photos of crocodiles, and meet all these amazing people on the podcast. Will take that over a physics job any day.
dont do it... *drops potatoes^ Im a virgin... 5:14
I really wish i could see Jamie's google search history.
Just a heap of buzz feed, watch mojo and be amazed documentarys. Just the most dog shit channels on youtube.
Hell yeah! Get high and just go through his history.
Yeh that’s classified....
Joe destroying his hard drive at all costs in the event of Jamie’s death has to be in the job description
Never knew I needed something so bad until now
Kelly casually did both an Australian and South African accent really well.
I love how Kelly pauses in the middle of his story to essentially be like “just FYI I am absolutely killing it rn” 🤣
I loved that😂
Kelly: 2 Pac showed me footage of an alien assassinating John F. Kennedy.
Joe: It's on a freaking GoLf CoUrSe!!!
C3MI _ CON DEAD ASS
Look at their heads!
😂😂😂
The two runners up to a Mr. Clean look alike competition talk about crocodiles.
This is killing me lol
sy manny mchale you guys ripped of our Mr Clean with a mr sheen FEEL SHAME
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In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.
To me, that's a dinosaur. Any reptile over 20 feet, should count as a dino
Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.
Damn that’s so fucking sad man.
No one's gunna read that
@@Stubysz I did!!!
This is a real life Spider-Man pointing meme
Josh Martling lmaoo
Ha
Josh Martling the fact they’re both wearing white shirts makes it absolutely perfect😂😂
When
Hahahha yeah I had to do a double take when I looked at the thumbnail
0:16 ''An exploratory bite like a great white might'' This guy's out here spitting bars
Haha! I noticed that, like "when tf did Eminem get there?"
Em? Is that you?
That was sick
He’s got those Dr. Seuss bars.
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Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said
"Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve.
Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺
As soon as Steve Irwin's name is mentioned, I always tear to tear up. The most inspiring human to ever live. CROCS RULE!
I still think about him all the time
Officer:
Did he have any defining characteristics?
Victim: No
Underrated comment lol
Officer have you ever played “Hitman”?
Somewhere between 5’2 and 6’8
Mr Clean?
I legit fucking wheezed for five seconds. Well done mate
I wish Steve Irwin was still alive and went on the Joe Rogan show. R i p Steve the Legend.
I think it would be the only episode where Joe Rogan would be the guest on his own show Steve's Personality was so Polarizing
true American
That would be the most insane interview ever and it genuinely makes me depressed that we will never get to experience that.
#steve irwin on joe rogan podcast would break the internet 😂😂😂😂
Maybe his son could come on when he's a bit older.
im from aus and grew up watching his shows, what a legend
Been a couple years, but I just wanted to return to point out this is the greatest JRE clip of all time.
The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc
There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers
That's somewhat debatable.
Lolong was certainly the biggest crocodile to be held in captivity and measured at 6.17m.
There are however accounts of much bigger crocs from the Sundarbans, as well as Australia, where Krystyna 'Krys' Pawlowski shot an 8.6-metre monster in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland.
@baldieman64 yeah but most experts and anyone with a brain knows that croc isn't that big
Lolong means grandpa
@@JJJBunney001 lolong brother bigger than lolong the witdh between his eyes so wide even from far away he's definitely a monster
Spiderman2Playstation5< Who swims with crocs? Superman???
"He saw a crocodile from 1km away and estimated it was 29 feet long."
Yeah okay mate.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Australian proverb
It could have been bigger.
Biggest croc on record was over 27' long. They know how long it was because they were able to measure it after the running boat motor it tried to eat killed it.
As for being able to estimate size from a distance, it is a learnable skill. It's a part of military training in fact.
@Daniel Giummule
The first thing that comes up googling longest Croc in the world is a picture of the largest Croc in captivity, a 20' male.
I’d imagine the Aussie was having a lend of Kelly haha. We do love to shit stir Americans sometimes
His Steve Irwin impression was on point.
Not it wasnt he didnt have a sting ray stuck in his chest like steve
dirty dan8119 you’re so funny bro. Great joke 😐
To be fair it's an easier impression to do, but it was still spot on Fernando I agree
That's the only way u can do an accurate impression of him u have q massive sting ray stuck in ur heart
dirty dan8119 cute
How do people not like Joe Rogan. His show is great.
Steve Iwrin one of the bravest people walked the Earth. But he was a great human being! RIP.
Find yourself a woman who talks about you as excitedly as Joe talks about giant man-eating behemoths.
I found that woman! ....for a night
Kurt Havoc details?
I did, but she just said "OH FUCK THAT" and left.
Kurt havoc how much did she cost
Brock Lesnar
These Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan interviews are getting really good.
Dakota Ortiz very original joke, where did you get it?
@@wolferine6466 My own head before I saw the rest of the comments? Lol
Hey I lold... hard
hahahahaha i just commented something similar. yours is better. hahah fuck
Hah
Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.
How can you be immunine to the effects of time itself? Seems super interesting
You're not wrong
I think lobsters are the same way
@@kuzt3789 they don't Age like humans
BS!
Slater's South African accent had me on the floor, its spot on.
Kelly “Think of the girth” Slater
They don't Grow Anything Over 22 Ft & Thats Old Man! I'm an Aussie! Biggest Croc In a Pool Is Named ( The Crock King!) In Africa Type It up!
Looool
At that moment he said "it's girth", I thought of my! A croc that CHODE like, in the ocean! And they call its GUSS! I'll be happy on dry land thank you.
Hey JT, love a bunch of your content. Fancy seeing you here.
clear sign of ass worship
*as an Aussie let me say. Steve Irwin is a national treasure. Rest in peace Steve*
kellys impersonation was pretty good too haha
His death was a hard pill to swallow. He was beloved in The States as well.
Someone once said to me that Steve Irwin is like Australia's equivalent of Princess Diana, in other words the queen payed the stingray to do it.
@@pianomirror4833 If the Queen did it, she'd have got a Crocodile to do it. "Live by the Croc, die by the Croc". Being a Reptilian hybrid, The Queen has a special affinity with Reptiles, and can probably shift into any reptilian form, like her mother could.
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One time, the old Queen Mother and Princess Anne were in the Stables at Gatcombe Park, and they went full Velociraptor, and bit the heads off nine Thoroughbreds, two Showjumpers, and an unlucky Stable boy before they were able to shift back. But I don't think the whole reptoid / shapeshifting thing works with Stingrays.
Also, Australia's version of Princess Di, is Kylie Minogue. Even I know that, and I'm English.
Yes true wildlife warrior rest in peace Steve the world is a lesser place without him
This has been the funniest jre episode ive seen so far. These two are a riot!
As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly
Joe “my heads shinier then yours” rogan
I thought he was interviewing himself from the past
DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention makes no sense cuz joe had hair in the past lol
Joe lives in a studio. I doubt he will ever come contact with an elk or salty crock unless he ran one over with his SUV on the way studio.
Kelly: I just had dinner last night in space with Elon Musk and Mother Teresa
Joe: Wow, my wife packed me a ham sandwich for lunch!
Fuckin hilarious
@Michael P what?
I like Joe Rogan and that was a hilarious joke😂 even if it's bashing him
gotta give it to him. he says a related comment to what its been said to avoid interrupting. Thats keeping a conversation open
What is the context to this lmao
I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.
I've lived in far North Western Australia and I've heard the story of the giant croc spotted by helicopter. I don't know if it's true or not but I know a lot of the locals believe it. One theory is that it spends most of its time in PNG and only swims down every now and then to breed. With the proliferation of drones though it seems increasingly unlikely that nobody has caught footage of it.
Kelly: last week I had diner with sauron and Joe Biden in Ethiopia
Joe: look at the size of that fooking thing!
About right
And it was on a golf course!
Sauron😂
“I was discussing them on the ISS last week with Johnny Depp and Albert Einstein”
“It’s on a golf course!!”
Jajajaja!
Zeus Knobblewacker 😂
As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me
Globally Crocs kill 1,000 people a year
You can't compare sharks to crocs. A crocodile will learn fisherman's time schedule, wait months and then take him out when he's alone.
“Pull up that: EXTINCT GIANT CROCODILE.” - Peak JRE.
Hahahahha, I love this shit
He really has faith in Jamie, I love it.
Didn’t know Johnny Sins knew so much about crocs
LOL
Sins is a master of all trades
so the one you talk about is Gustave is a large male Nile crocodile living in Burundi. In 2004 he was estimated to be 60 years old, 20 feet (6.1 m) in length and weighing around 1 ton. He is rumored to have claimed as many as 300 humans from the banks of the Ruzizi River and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika
The largest one ever officially measured was Lolong, who was a saltwater crocodile who measured 20 feet 3 inches long and weighed 2,370 pounds.
Joe Rogan talks his younger self out of getting a hair transplant
that guy is only 5 years younger than joe
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Vinny bullshit, prohet expixitly said, you can’t marry a woman before she is out of her pubirty and you cant even watch a women before you marry her.. stop the bs
Vinny what’s the relevance?
Lol head scars, as by Mersh
1080p Joe Rogan vs 144p Joe Rogan
💀
😂
FFS DUDE! 😂😂😂
LITERALLY DYING BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀
Love how excited Joe gets.
It’s weird to me that people are naturally afraid of mice, cockroaches, spiders, etc. And Jurassic Park was terrifying to many. But you’re fine with crocodiles? They’re literally dinosaurs that survived extinction, perfected killing, and they eat each other.
I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.
@@rastarells4769 bullshit it falls under fair use , it's Jamie being high as shit forgetting to hit 1 key on his keyboard to switch scenes on his streaming service.
LMAO Even worse at 14:48 they show us the screen and the video is stopped, just black screen. Smh
Thank you! Exactly what I was thinking
T H I S
Chaoxytal thank u
I came into this video knowing “they’re dinosaurs” would be said.
you tg
And yet, rarely - if ever - do you hear this said about any birds, despite the fact that its TRUE and there ARE some birds who even resemble the public's perception of dinosaurs in an obvious way (thinking of the Cassowary or any ratite and even herons, storks, etc) and that all birds do to the informed observer (pay attention to that robin next time as he runs and hops along the ground, and look closely at any birds legs/feet.)
Crocodile-line archosaurs in the Mesozoic itself only occasionally resembled today's aquatic ambush hunters, with great diversity of form and shape.. fully terrestrial forms included vaguely tyrannosaur-looking bipedal apex predators to fast-moving, sleek forms about the size of a fox. There were fully marine animals with evolved 'flippers' and back on land there were multiple lines from the Triassic to Cretaceous that evolved herbivorous diets (and usually stout armour.) In fact, those who find dinosaurs interesting should not overlook their fascinating archosaur cousins!
@Paul B Haha, apologies to any who found it long-winded and overwrought, so-to-speak. I have a great passion for the topic (and various topics in biology and also history), and always hope to stir the same in others. Not to bore or act as a know-it-all, though perhaps that is how it may be perceived at times.
Ted Brogan I learned something new! Cool information 😄 I always like learning about these topics. Thank you for sharing!
@@jrodowens I collect the eggs from my Tyrannosaurus Rex's in the backyard every couple of days
There is a saying at Lake Nassr - Egpt: If someone falls of a tourist boat, they do not even stop the boat...
I grew up in Far North Queensland in Australia, and this guy I know we got taken by a crocodile, after a month of checking his crab pot. The crocs will watch you and your track routine and wait until they are hungry.
The south african man in the canoe could have been followed for days by the 18 foot croc ?
then snatched
Thanks for cutting off the Steve Irwin story joe
Juan Argueta blame that on the weed
I was looking forward to hearing that SE Story too
3:00 "I was friends with Steve Irwin, before he passed away." Thanks for clarifying you don't dig him up and pull a Weekend at Bernies.
Very underrated comment lmao
Lol
He may do that lol
Ha just what I was thinking
Best comment.
3:45 lmao 🤣 I love Joe! He is so genuine and a pleasure 😂😅❤
Seeing the thumbnail, I thought this was gonna be “Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan about crocodiles”.
The meeting of the domes
LOL
When you make a podcast with both of your thumbs.
That's a nice pair of domes
Joe Rogan and white sWooZie freak out about crocs
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Alligators and crocodiles don't stop growing until they die
Pretty much like Americans.
Burundi along the Nile had a Nile crocodile presumed 27 feet or so and if you watch the documentary it was fucking huge! They couldn’t catch it but the size of the thing compared to the other crocs was like holy crap.Estimated to be 100 years old or something. They can live a long time in the right environment with the right food it was eating cows and hippos and then people ...a lot of people it’s why the doc was made. But yes alligators and crocodiles don’t stop growing if it’s huge it’s also old.
@@missionpupa lol. Good one buddy!
same with sharks
@@timothymcjury72 Gustave is about 20 feet
The way the light just reflects off their shiny heads probably makes the ceiling so bright
"they are dinosaurs"
Older, actually. Archosaurs but not dinosaurs. They're a relic of that time period and they maintain their rank in the hierarchy in the hottest and deadliest continent. They're quite incredible. They have survived a many extinction events that wiped out tons of other archosaurs.
Joe “ pull up that extinct crocodile “ Rogan
Schnappi , das kleine krokodil song :p
Sarchosuchus
Kelly “I was friends with Steve Irwin” Slater
I mean, wouldnt you be proud? I would 😄
Dude i actually wanted to hear what kelly had to say but joe just went on about ”its on a freaking GolF CoUrSe!!”
Before he died btw...
@IRISH LAD lol remind to never bring someone else into a convo lmao
And golfing buddies with Samuel Jackson, and my friend in Africa this one time, and my friend ...
Hi Joe
Happy new year 🙏🏻
3:42 has got to be one of the all-time best Joe Rogan reactions lmao
As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.
More like a polar bear to a Grizzly
We have crocs in the everglades but from what i understand they're a lot smaller than yours
It's more like comparing a rabbit to an elephant
@@RiosElGuapo we currently have the worlds largest living croc
@@RiosElGuapo yea the saltwater crocodiles make the full grown crocodiles in America look like babies
This dude needs to stop saying "girth." 😂
Was waiting for him to call the 15x15 foot sharks chodes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IRISH LAD hey man you're the one who thinks about dick as soon as you hear the word girth
@IRISH LAD well couldn't you argue that the guy who immediately thinks of dick seems more gay than the guy who is just using a word?
@IRISH LAD it's the context of the word that matters. And it isnt like there is a good replacement for the word girth. Do you want him to say thick instead?
The longest alligator caught in Louisiana was claimed to be 21’. That was back early 20th century, they were logging in pearl river basin. I’ve seen 14* footers, so I would think there could be some crocs pushing 30’.
These guys seem to be confusing girth with width. If it was 15’wide and long, it would look like a box.
He said 28 long and 15 wide, at no point did they ever mention a 15x15 croc...
Ok, I listened to it again, I mixed up they were talking about the 15 footers then about the 28 footer.
I still do not see a 15’ wide crocodile. The guy who was telling them the story, the closest he got was a kilometer. Even with the people in the helicopter, I still don’t see it being half as wide as long.
i love listening to Joe Rogans expressions when he talks about animals ..
Look at the heads on these things
Lol
Dualing thumbs
I was reading this comment wen Joe said the comment🤣
Lol this dude is the real mvp
Best comment without a doubt
Imagine how much energy it takes to be amazed by every single thing
Yeah but the world is amazing. Especially when you're rich with a lot of free time.
That's what a ton of psychedelics will do. Really has a way of making little things more important.
@@heightdevil some people are also naturally curious
@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wtf do you mean rich with lots of free time ??? Do u realize how stupid that comment is ?
They are literally just talking to each other and surfing the Internet lmao
They aren’t rich for no reason and they probably don’t have all that much free time even joe Rogan doesn’t he’s probably a very busy person all your lazy ass sees is clip after clip after clip on RUclips and u probably think oh durrrrrrr joe Rogan durrrr just talks all day durrrrrr
@@bigiron7547 I think he just meant that being rich allows you to appreciate the beauty of the world in more detail, since you now have the resources and time to experience it more thoroughly.
The man that got eaten by croc was south african,
Never found him .
2 americans survived ,
There was a video I saw on youtube were it showed the actual crocs head come out the water and pull him .
The recording was from the other kayakers
Helmet camera
They removed it from youtube .
Actually from the video , there did not seem to be crocs in the water , it was a clear narrow strip about 30 feet wide, the rogue croc came from the depths & snatched the kayaker by his shoulder
I thought there were 2 Joe's in the thumbnail at first.
May the real Slim Joe please stand up? No? ill stop..😂
Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan, recommended podcast...
Like a ball of meat, that gives butter
Weird, I thought it was 2 thumbs in the thumbnail.
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan
and No Rogain
It would be nice to see the videos with y’all lol
I thought Deep Blue Sea was intentionally campy and very enjoyable. And that scene with Samuel L. Jackson was the best and funniest scene in the movie!
"15 feet across the back" that's whale dimensions, there can't possibly be a crocodile that wide, that's nonsense
they existed at one point, they can exist again
@Joel T Only 5% of the ocean has been explored fam, i'd take that bet. You don't know what's out there lurking beneath the water, you can't see that shit. I guarantee there's crocs that big and much more
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 biped? also measuring a blue whale's width compared to its length they seem to be maximum 15 feet across. BLUE WHALE
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 alligators aren't blue whales OR crocodiles
it is exaggerated, but never the less I've seen a croc at hartley crocodile farm in cairns Australia that I swear could have been 2 meters across the back. I hate that they won't say it on their website but the fucker was chunky as fuck that's for sure lmao
Alligators are naturally shy creatures and only attack if provoked or cross their marked territory. Crocs are the more aggressively dangerous ones.
I'm A Nice Guy Reptiles also don’t stop growing.
Just moved to FL good to know
Fish eater vs mammal eater too. One sees us as food, the other doesn't.
@@fantasma.b you got bigger problems if you're moving to FL. Good luck...
Crocs are also bigger stronger and faster
Deep blue sea is actually a cult classic.
That deep blue sea movie clip brought back some good ass memories as a kid. Movies were way better back then
It's crazy that hippos kill more people then crocodiles
And coconuts
Crazy mate have you ever tried DMT
Than*...not then.
That's because hippos are just fucking mean😁😒
Fat bitches be crazy.
Watching these two interact is like watching a live action Thumb War!
Kaprosuchus would be a mesmerizing topic for Crocs. Honestly one of the most terrifying creatures ever to exist.
"they know that guys gonna feed them something"
"WHAT THE FUCK EVER, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR HEADS!"
Makes perfect sense lol
16 feet wide back crocodile! An angler's tale if I ever heard one !
I think he meant girth, meaning all the way around, not the width of the back
he had *this much* between the eyes..
I just love how excited Joe get about everything.. I need his enthusiasm in my life.
Hes just in love with wild stuff
He's talking to his son of course he is excited
What time do you get off my beautiful?
Youd be excited about everything too if u got paid 500 million to talk about crocodiles and UFOs
@@dammaguy1286 this!. It's a incredible feeling to be passionate about something. Sad a lot of people don't have that .😢
'yea I guess' probably;y the best quote in this podcast by far ahaha
Yep. I've seen crocodiles bigger than the boat I was in. Scary and exciting stuff
Joe “I wonder if sharks do DMT” Rogan
Lol...rolling...DID HE SAY THAT LOL.....its entirely possible.
@@duanchamp1988 Joe "elk meat is vegan" Rogan
@@edrash1 lol
This is not funny anymore. Like at all.
Haaahaa! Joe is just blatantly ignoring Kelly’s constant name dropping.. 😁
Joe isn't a good listener at the best of times. He only hears what he wants to hear coz his brain is cooked.
308wce 05 He is very intelligent. Far from having a “cooked” brain. Stop the pot stereotyping.
@@supercalafragulisticexpeal6850 who said anything about pot? It's all the other chemical shit he takes. Don't assume champ.
308wce 05 the only other thing he takes are psychedelics and they're actually not very neurotoxic at all
@@finncockings4463 what about the cocaine?
Jim Shockey is from my neck of the woods, and he has opened a museum of stuff he has collected during his travels in an old school building. It’s an incredible collection of stuff from all over the world.
Wish the pics were shared
Kelly Slater is on point with his accent's
Helps when majority of your colleagues are Aussies
You're off point with your apostrophes
THANK YOU FOR THE CRITICISM SIR!
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER SIR!!
Shane Bonin shouldn't you have a question mark there? :)
“I saw a 29 foot croc”
Source: “trust me bro”
source: steve irwin
Crocs never stop growing, it’s possible especially in Australia
@@jordanmahony4268 no it isn't possible, stop bullshiting. In this day and age there is no 29 foot crocodile
@@juicythrax8992 "yes I saw this crocodile from 1km away, I can definitely say it's 29 feet"
@@bromaro he's stupid
only thing stopping crocs size is food, same as anacondas those large cold blooded animals never stop growing, they just get older and die. Nile crocodile live to over 80 years, however the aussie Crocs 'saltys' live to over 100 years old and grow to over 8 metres and weigh almost twice as much as the nile crocs 1.6 tons
I used to live on the Kentucky river....a 4' alligater gar washed up one day...assumed to have been hit by boat propeller...multiple gashes across its back down the length of it