Joe Rogan - The Everglades are a Redneck Jurassic Park

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @austinsadler5164
    @austinsadler5164 5 лет назад +6095

    The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.

    • @V8.77
      @V8.77 5 лет назад +57

      Excellent 👌

    • @themightymufin
      @themightymufin 5 лет назад +30

      🤣

    • @nellatl
      @nellatl 5 лет назад +25

      Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida

    • @masoncordell9685
      @masoncordell9685 5 лет назад +77

      mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.

    • @nellatl
      @nellatl 5 лет назад +16

      @@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida

  • @tyo9930
    @tyo9930 4 года назад +2563

    It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 4 года назад +126

      I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images

    • @steelinskin5925
      @steelinskin5925 4 года назад +29

      @@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature.
      If they are, they deserve the doxxing

    • @kharjoIII
      @kharjoIII 4 года назад +79

      @@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*

    • @vince92664
      @vince92664 4 года назад

      Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.

    • @Backupacc7518
      @Backupacc7518 4 года назад +9

      Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid

  • @imprezzive3153
    @imprezzive3153 2 года назад +142

    As a trucker, these podcasts are my life

    • @AfroReporter
      @AfroReporter Год назад +6

      Amen brother

    • @yaroslavmantsevich
      @yaroslavmantsevich Год назад +10

      It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 6 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤

    • @sapphirelatina
      @sapphirelatina 3 месяца назад

      better than the radio

    • @Butholesniffer69
      @Butholesniffer69 Месяц назад

      Who

  • @pardoffski9709
    @pardoffski9709 5 лет назад +3047

    Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan

    • @whatsmyname1288
      @whatsmyname1288 5 лет назад +82

      😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer

    • @krypto202
      @krypto202 5 лет назад +18

      Was looking for this comment

    • @GDPplease
      @GDPplease 5 лет назад +12

      Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 лет назад +38

      I was laughing hippo punisher

    • @whatever9261
      @whatever9261 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/avFqKZDs1Gg/видео.html

  • @jliller
    @jliller 4 года назад +690

    "They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby."
    -Joe Rogan
    But not if the dingos get there first.

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 4 года назад +17

      Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.

    • @sambaulch4377
      @sambaulch4377 4 года назад +5

      Bit of Aussie love

    • @IsItObvious32
      @IsItObvious32 4 года назад +9

      Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 3 года назад +1

      Snakes, lol.

    • @uriamudeltoro5075
      @uriamudeltoro5075 3 года назад

      Score!!!

  • @sherminator7108
    @sherminator7108 2 года назад +107

    The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard

    • @Seuspesos
      @Seuspesos 2 года назад +3

      Me too i bursted out

  • @Oh_its_Mike
    @Oh_its_Mike 5 лет назад +818

    Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan

  • @barthslung
    @barthslung 5 лет назад +640

    Dude likes the word "snatched"

    • @martinrowe7929
      @martinrowe7929 5 лет назад +1

      Barth Slung and Jogging

    • @p4rrzygames511
      @p4rrzygames511 5 лет назад +6

      As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @H2THEP33
      @H2THEP33 5 лет назад +5

      Jacked

    • @andrejslv4192
      @andrejslv4192 5 лет назад +1

      Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"

    • @bruce4751
      @bruce4751 4 года назад +1

      Andy C I prefer snag.

  • @jsims563
    @jsims563 2 года назад +14

    Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.

  • @hubertfarnsworth8506
    @hubertfarnsworth8506 5 лет назад +2682

    Joe Rogan: too many alligators
    Alligator: too many humans
    Let the games begin

    • @hefra345
      @hefra345 5 лет назад +6

      Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol

    • @dvaerggrisene
      @dvaerggrisene 5 лет назад +31

      Alligators on the podcast when?

    • @ironpro7217
      @ironpro7217 5 лет назад +4

      @Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives

    • @metroidhunter965
      @metroidhunter965 5 лет назад +1

      Hubert Farnsworth
      Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?

    • @joryferrell7244
      @joryferrell7244 5 лет назад +16

      Somewhere out there, deep in the middle of the everglades, an alligator is showing off it's human-skin belt, boots, and wallet, to all it's alligator buddies.

  • @ZNard
    @ZNard 5 лет назад +4709

    Who just binge watches his podcats

    • @MsFrostitute
      @MsFrostitute 4 года назад +158

      guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2

    • @jettwooten5978
      @jettwooten5978 4 года назад +11

      Starting now. Allllll weekend fam

    • @vladisergeiev7278
      @vladisergeiev7278 4 года назад +50

      Poddogs

    • @upintheairstudio
      @upintheairstudio 4 года назад +1

      Yo.

    • @c.t.7289
      @c.t.7289 4 года назад +20

      Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol

  • @RWong-wn3pv
    @RWong-wn3pv 3 года назад +36

    One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.

  • @domique1736
    @domique1736 5 лет назад +1293

    If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple

  • @amplexumpessimus5027
    @amplexumpessimus5027 5 лет назад +664

    Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan

    • @chedsalvia6270
      @chedsalvia6270 4 года назад +12

      agent orange + flamethrowers

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 года назад +6

      He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 года назад +2

      @Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.

    • @Coldfront15
      @Coldfront15 4 года назад +1

      How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 года назад +1

      @Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.

  • @seandoherty6215
    @seandoherty6215 Год назад +43

    Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra Год назад +2

      I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.

    • @TEM14411
      @TEM14411 Год назад +3

      ​@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.

    • @jaimestewart8295
      @jaimestewart8295 9 месяцев назад

      Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks

  • @oKingsWild
    @oKingsWild 5 лет назад +261

    "You can't do that."
    "But... I'm gonna."

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc 5 лет назад +482

    I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.

    • @THEHamBot1
      @THEHamBot1 5 лет назад +180

      One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 5 лет назад +62

      @@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?

    • @kodered3215
      @kodered3215 5 лет назад +22

      This comment is too spot on.

    • @goldchef2754
      @goldchef2754 5 лет назад +20

      Okay swamp thing

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 5 лет назад +65

      @@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.

  • @sammyrizzo1199
    @sammyrizzo1199 3 года назад +3

    I love how these two get along!

  • @Thesbone92
    @Thesbone92 4 года назад +181

    this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast

  • @keenfire8151
    @keenfire8151 5 лет назад +387

    When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.

    • @martinrowe7929
      @martinrowe7929 5 лет назад +94

      My cats breath smells like cat food

    • @slothmarathonpromotions2470
      @slothmarathonpromotions2470 5 лет назад +59

      Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture

    • @charliemaine9304
      @charliemaine9304 5 лет назад +20

      I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 года назад +29

      Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue

    • @AkshayKumar-tm7lb
      @AkshayKumar-tm7lb 4 года назад +24

      You're all off topic.

  • @brettwilson359
    @brettwilson359 3 года назад +10

    "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
    JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!"
    Awesome quote.

  • @dj.11n56
    @dj.11n56 4 года назад +2568

    JRE hits different when you’re high 😂

    • @nsquezada27
      @nsquezada27 4 года назад +70

      Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂

    • @MiKe-yz1nq
      @MiKe-yz1nq 4 года назад +40

      @@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing

    • @juanvasquez9886
      @juanvasquez9886 4 года назад +47

      It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen

    • @drews1913
      @drews1913 4 года назад +38

      Being high hits different when you're JRE..

    • @steven95N
      @steven95N 4 года назад +35

      @@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.

  • @randomlegend631
    @randomlegend631 5 лет назад +330

    "have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan

    • @TheFlatPancakeTheory
      @TheFlatPancakeTheory 4 года назад +1

      Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?

    • @stevenherzberg4610
      @stevenherzberg4610 3 года назад +4

      A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.

    • @stanleypressley2197
      @stanleypressley2197 3 года назад +7

      @@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬

    • @stanleypressley2197
      @stanleypressley2197 3 года назад

      @@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 3 года назад +1

      Joe: Who's your buddy......
      Snakes: Joe is.....

  • @jamiesonburkett6443
    @jamiesonburkett6443 2 года назад +21

    Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂

    • @goblingoochgobbler5759
      @goblingoochgobbler5759 2 года назад

      did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?

    • @johnsheetz6639
      @johnsheetz6639 2 года назад +2

      I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!

    • @Darkstormsun9865
      @Darkstormsun9865 2 года назад

      should have ate him

    • @OneOut1
      @OneOut1 2 года назад

      I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.

  • @redshedindustries1345
    @redshedindustries1345 5 лет назад +602

    Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan

    • @silentinvestor
      @silentinvestor 4 года назад

      Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human

  • @JPONTOL1
    @JPONTOL1 5 лет назад +588

    Them: "You can't do that."
    Joe Rogan, America: "But I'm gonna."

    • @starkicker5623
      @starkicker5623 5 лет назад +7

      you must not be in love or never have been

    • @stacksgillespie1818
      @stacksgillespie1818 5 лет назад +5

      @@starkicker5623 wut?

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 5 лет назад +6

      I think the last two comments answer prove Star Kicker's point, it is almost comical.

    • @sickwidit7562
      @sickwidit7562 5 лет назад +4

      @@Theendman42 lol they watch videos for the background noise and dont even listen to it

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 5 лет назад +1

      @@sickwidit7562 Yeah, I'm sure some do. Or these people just truly don't know, or couldn't imagine that feeling if a love one is brutally killed.

  • @chaseb1404
    @chaseb1404 2 года назад +4

    I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 5 лет назад +276

    Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 лет назад +13

      GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators

    • @ArfooHuroo
      @ArfooHuroo 5 лет назад +31

      hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns

    • @everetp2941
      @everetp2941 5 лет назад +7

      *Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*

    • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
      @EvilDuckOfDoom3 5 лет назад +13

      @@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory.
      But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired

    • @samliveshere88
      @samliveshere88 5 лет назад +2

      to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee

  • @wrxhex
    @wrxhex 5 лет назад +318

    5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Leonardiic
    @Leonardiic Год назад +15

    Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣

  • @CujoHyer
    @CujoHyer 4 года назад +81

    "You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!"
    hahahaha

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 лет назад +303

    Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!

    • @sickid41
      @sickid41 5 лет назад +2

      I dont get that joke can you please explain.

    • @bruddanem138
      @bruddanem138 5 лет назад +75

      sickid41 lions actually can open doors

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 лет назад +61

      sickid41
      There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube

    • @RandomG
      @RandomG 5 лет назад +49

      They’ll drag you out the car and drive off

    • @tommys2928
      @tommys2928 5 лет назад +13

      Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place

  • @h0p314
    @h0p314 2 года назад +1

    You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.

  • @pherm1056
    @pherm1056 4 года назад +504

    “She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol

  • @Ksweezy96
    @Ksweezy96 5 лет назад +2057

    Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.

    • @topman8565
      @topman8565 5 лет назад +70

      Freedom ain't free

    • @phenomenalcap1948
      @phenomenalcap1948 5 лет назад +113

      Yet another productive use of the US defense budget

    • @whatsmyname1288
      @whatsmyname1288 5 лет назад +14

      Freedom ain't not free.

    • @noodlegod1168
      @noodlegod1168 5 лет назад

      +rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch

    • @ethanmaddy8992
      @ethanmaddy8992 5 лет назад +3

      Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun

  • @TheDaveKrueger
    @TheDaveKrueger Год назад +12

    Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan

  • @Matthew-te9to
    @Matthew-te9to 4 года назад +100

    If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying

  • @sebastiansandhu4695
    @sebastiansandhu4695 5 лет назад +72

    I love when the convo drifts towards nature

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp 2 года назад

    “But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there

  • @indeedmyson
    @indeedmyson 5 лет назад +316

    This is my new animal planet.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 года назад

      I love Joe but don't let it be.

    • @nsquezada27
      @nsquezada27 4 года назад +4

      Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces

    • @Jake-rj6ql
      @Jake-rj6ql 4 года назад +3

      Lotta misinforation xD
      "Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 4 года назад

      @@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles

    • @deathskunk3
      @deathskunk3 4 года назад

      Best comment on RUclips my man

  • @xdksayianx
    @xdksayianx 5 лет назад +329

    Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan

    • @jerodkylerov2118
      @jerodkylerov2118 5 лет назад +2

      😆😆😆😆🤣

    • @xdksayianx
      @xdksayianx 5 лет назад +4

      “send in the marines” 😂😂😂

    • @escapism1477
      @escapism1477 5 лет назад +4

      I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn

  • @steventaylor170
    @steventaylor170 Год назад +2

    The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha

  • @jimmyday656
    @jimmyday656 5 лет назад +1199

    I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.

    • @donniefuson4074
      @donniefuson4074 3 года назад +144

      They don't fucking eat people

    • @ILoveCunnilingus
      @ILoveCunnilingus 3 года назад +394

      @@donniefuson4074 For now.

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 3 года назад +49

      They are cute though.

    • @RK-ej1to
      @RK-ej1to 3 года назад +51

      And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently RUclips doesn’t like that.

    • @robertsrt
      @robertsrt 3 года назад +50

      No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦‍♂️

  • @velder22
    @velder22 5 лет назад +135

    I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol

    • @upintheairstudio
      @upintheairstudio 4 года назад +5

      At last count I think it was in the millions.

    • @David-xn9mu
      @David-xn9mu 4 года назад +16

      Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators is my favorite genre

    • @zachnguyen1897
      @zachnguyen1897 4 года назад +3

      are

    • @TheMouseofdanger
      @TheMouseofdanger 4 года назад +4

      Many, I'm watching them all now 🤣

    • @babygravey
      @babygravey 4 года назад +2

      We need more

  • @candygram2539
    @candygram2539 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.

  • @jamieleeharrison
    @jamieleeharrison 4 года назад +276

    I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again.
    Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO
    I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.

    • @sylvester_stalin1194
      @sylvester_stalin1194 2 года назад +36

      i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.

    • @daemonthorn5888
      @daemonthorn5888 2 года назад +61

      I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.

    • @dreamymaxxx3394
      @dreamymaxxx3394 2 года назад +3

      You fed the dog to it?

    • @jamieleeharrison
      @jamieleeharrison 2 года назад +13

      @@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog

    • @Tearingtacos
      @Tearingtacos 2 года назад +11

      @@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 4 года назад +135

    I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀

  • @Rorygannon
    @Rorygannon 5 лет назад +146

    “ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 года назад

      L O G I C

    • @indi0089
      @indi0089 4 года назад +15

      @@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol

    • @AbruzzoPride
      @AbruzzoPride 3 года назад

      Best quote

  • @beeemm6012
    @beeemm6012 4 года назад +106

    Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 Год назад +2

      “Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”

  • @johnwalters5418
    @johnwalters5418 Год назад

    I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂

  • @AsandaMbali
    @AsandaMbali 4 года назад +44

    Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm
    @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm 5 лет назад +195

    I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 3 года назад

    This podcast was funny af. God I love these.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 5 лет назад +27

    Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao

  • @lubystkaolamonola529
    @lubystkaolamonola529 5 лет назад +7

    Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.

  • @anthonykublawi
    @anthonykublawi 2 года назад

    Topics like this are why I love jre

  • @jefrey5578
    @jefrey5578 5 лет назад +98

    The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.

    • @stuartrussell5472
      @stuartrussell5472 5 лет назад +27

      People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet

    • @TheLogic497
      @TheLogic497 5 лет назад +16

      It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.

    • @stuartrussell5472
      @stuartrussell5472 5 лет назад +3

      @Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free

    • @stuartstone6359
      @stuartstone6359 5 лет назад +1

      Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 лет назад +7

      Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty 5 лет назад +77

    Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂

  • @Alex-li9cv
    @Alex-li9cv 4 года назад

    This is one of my favourite episodes

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 5 лет назад +54

    The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.

  • @jeffreymorris3002
    @jeffreymorris3002 5 лет назад +199

    “SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”

    • @willdelarosa8238
      @willdelarosa8238 5 лет назад +6

      Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE

    • @Dutch3k5
      @Dutch3k5 5 лет назад +2

      Add wild dingos to that list

    • @ugoeze7360
      @ugoeze7360 5 лет назад +4

      There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 5 лет назад

      @@ugoeze7360 It's a law?

    • @Dutch3k5
      @Dutch3k5 5 лет назад

      Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible

  • @shandiraprice
    @shandiraprice 3 года назад

    I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣

  • @SuperChargedChargers
    @SuperChargedChargers 5 лет назад +161

    Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy4378 4 года назад +28

    7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.

  • @josephramirez2644
    @josephramirez2644 2 года назад +1

    His hippo punisher take was on point

  • @borntwice4724
    @borntwice4724 5 лет назад +384

    Joe looks tired and high af.

    • @johnblayn
      @johnblayn 5 лет назад +33

      Garden Grove because of the chick yesterday

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад +5

      He's been on all day

    • @waarschuw1ng
      @waarschuw1ng 5 лет назад

      @@johnblayn exactly what I was gonna say lol

    • @tuuger
      @tuuger 5 лет назад +1

      Probably because he is🤣🤣

    • @kushstein
      @kushstein 5 лет назад

      He looked so bored the entire time. I felt bad for the girl, sort of. Every time she tried to make a joke or liven up the interview, Joe would just change the subject. He seemed very tired.

  • @AdeptusOrkstodes
    @AdeptusOrkstodes 4 года назад +468

    Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.

    • @Dgreatest32
      @Dgreatest32 4 года назад +9

      Juanshott false

    • @bigtravis6159
      @bigtravis6159 4 года назад +7

      I just seen the same thing on animal planet

    • @RijuChatterjee
      @RijuChatterjee 4 года назад +34

      They are good swimmers. They do both.

    • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553
      @henrycavillsrealmustache3553 4 года назад +43

      Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 года назад +2

      @@Dgreatest32 it's very true

  • @sellis4713
    @sellis4713 2 года назад

    Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼

  • @nekedsneked6167
    @nekedsneked6167 4 года назад +161

    The interesting thing is that the python issue in the Everglades didnt arise from people releasing pet snakes, sure it happened but on a small scale, the vast majority of those animals died and those who survived likely had no real impact on the environment. But the real cause of the python invasion was reptile breeding facilities being destroyed from particularly powerful hurricanes. Burmese pythons were incredibly popular pet snakes during the 80s and 90s, and were by far the most common big snake in the pet trade, so those facilities housed a huge amount of these animals, along with iguanas, tegus, other lizards and even stuff like anacondas and reticulated pythons, but in much smaller amounts than the burms and green iguanas. Once the hurricanes hit, those animals escaped in large numbers and started breeding and adapting to their new Florida environment.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +6

      That's why they have insanely stringent regulations on security if you're going to have reptiles that have the potential to survive in Florida now

    • @sbecerra219
      @sbecerra219 Год назад +3

      I got really into reptile content about a year and a half ago and I had totally forgotten about this story, pretty unfortunate situation but really interesting still

  • @maximuscervantes5546
    @maximuscervantes5546 5 лет назад +38

    This is probably my favorite podcast ever I was lmao so hard😂

  • @truckersagainsttrafficking7550
    @truckersagainsttrafficking7550 3 года назад

    These are my favorite topics

  • @soarrefly
    @soarrefly 4 года назад +84

    As a snake owner it pisses me off how the python catastrophe even exists.😩 People like them make us look bad. The reason those snakes are impossible to kill is because the Everglades vegetation is insanely thick, even in their native mangroves of Burma the vegetation isn't that nuts. Really, the Burmese pythons own the Everglades now.

    • @Stank_Dank_
      @Stank_Dank_ Год назад +11

      Nah y'all are weird tho

    • @markblue6464
      @markblue6464 Год назад +1

      Exactly u just said they run the Everglades and that’s not good for us

    • @babykelo2021
      @babykelo2021 Год назад

      Fuck them snakes

    • @Kjraider2009
      @Kjraider2009 Год назад

      @kingebin9830 Yeah people forget after Andrew in the 90s is when this whole issue started with the pythons.

    • @glowup978
      @glowup978 Год назад

      Ppl usually kill pythons on sight because they can harm babies and little kids

  • @OmniscientSloth
    @OmniscientSloth 4 года назад +18

    I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol

  • @yournewstepdad11
    @yournewstepdad11 2 года назад +1

    It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc.
    I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.

  • @TNKurt
    @TNKurt 5 лет назад +46

    Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan

  • @tb1211
    @tb1211 5 лет назад +183

    Joe “that’s more than 5,000 pounds” Rogan

    • @danielharber9694
      @danielharber9694 4 года назад +2

      That's when he looked at Andy Ruiz

    • @benjaminlewis671
      @benjaminlewis671 4 года назад +1

      Congrats to Jamie for spitting off 2.2 lbs per kilo!! I'm very proud!

    • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553
      @henrycavillsrealmustache3553 4 года назад +2

      Benjamin Lewis when u have to always be the google guy you start to remember the conversions 😂

  • @wurskind
    @wurskind 2 года назад

    this is a great episode

  • @jonathonfrazier6622
    @jonathonfrazier6622 5 лет назад +88

    That crab must be "the devouring mother" Jordan Petersons been talking about.

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 5 лет назад +2

      please be merciful, my sides can only take so much

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 5 лет назад

      Democratic Communist
      Nah he's just drawing on depth psychology and ancient myths, lol

  • @lawrenceethangreen5545
    @lawrenceethangreen5545 4 года назад +11

    I love how passionate and furious he is about dangerous animals.

  • @adrianvaldivia7503
    @adrianvaldivia7503 4 года назад +6

    When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳

  • @williamcrawford9591
    @williamcrawford9591 5 лет назад +15

    The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too

  • @luckisntit7628
    @luckisntit7628 5 лет назад +70

    "People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 5 лет назад +20

      Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.

    • @SurfMastery-kz6je
      @SurfMastery-kz6je 5 лет назад

      I think youre over analyzing

    • @PeteMD
      @PeteMD 5 лет назад

      “Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws

  • @d_dpo
    @d_dpo 2 года назад +3

    I saw 4 cheetahs hunt a small wildebeest in masai mara in Dec., 2021. It was scary how fast they cover huge distances. And they ate the carcass so quickly. Just devoured it. Our guide told us they do this to prevent other predators like hyena or even lions from stealing their prey. Oddly enough, they ate it up quickly and were looking all around, searching for something. Probably checking if those animals were near by. It was a real experience. And there are many modified land cruisers that are totally covered up. I went on one of those. Open safari jeeps are just stupid.

  • @OColpin
    @OColpin 5 лет назад +64

    "You can't do that Joe."
    "I'm gonna"

    • @m.d.prophet255
      @m.d.prophet255 3 года назад +1

      Anyone who gets too close to a wild animal deserves what happened.

  • @jaredcampbell6410
    @jaredcampbell6410 4 года назад +8

    A few days ago, there was a hippo walking around in the street in St. Lucia in South Africa

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot 3 года назад

    I've watched so many of these I feel like joe is my friend

  • @benr2351
    @benr2351 4 года назад +55

    Hippo punisher haha joe rogan funniest man alive
    “I’d be responsible for hippo extinction” what a man hahaha

    • @mikemccabe1594
      @mikemccabe1594 4 года назад +1

      1 to 2 people a year are killed by alligators in America tops. Sometimes less. This guy is talking complete BS.

    • @nanu4754
      @nanu4754 3 года назад +3

      @@mikemccabe1594 I live in Florida and I see people getting eaten every other week so you’re wrong

    • @nanu4754
      @nanu4754 3 года назад +2

      @Bob C gimme your sources Bc I live in Florida and I can swear I see people eaten every other months

    • @Justicia007
      @Justicia007 2 года назад

      "But I'm gonna." 😆🤣

    • @Justicia007
      @Justicia007 2 года назад

      @@nanu4754 No doubt. And I'm sure the towns/ cities suppress that when they can. Obviously bad for tourism.

  • @thadaow
    @thadaow 5 лет назад +60

    Life.. uh.. finds a way

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +3

    What always annoyed me as a louisianan, is that we have MORE gators, WORSE mosquitoes, HIGHER humidity, pretty much more of everything Florida claims to be, but Louisiana never gets its credit. When a gator climbs somebody's backyard fence in Florida, you hear about it because they freak. In Louisiana, you don't hear about it cuz we're used to it lmao

  • @heavymeddle28
    @heavymeddle28 5 лет назад +24

    The nature is one hungry eating machine. Moved to Thailand from Sweden some 6 yr ago and I live in the jungle. Literary. And whatever you leave... A plastic chair, bamboo furniture... The jungle engulfes it. Its amazing how different it is with all snakes, big monitor lizards, cockroaches and other creepy bugs compared to Stockholm. Makes me feel... Mortal

    • @PauloR2T
      @PauloR2T 5 лет назад +1

      Job?

    • @heavymeddle28
      @heavymeddle28 5 лет назад +2

      @@PauloR2T here in Thailand I just "invested" a couple of bath in three restaurants. In Sweden I'm a construction painter. But my modest income from the restaurants are my income here

    • @blahblah37106
      @blahblah37106 5 лет назад +7

      @@PauloR2T almost certainly went there for ladyboys

    • @heavymeddle28
      @heavymeddle28 5 лет назад +8

      @@blahblah37106 not that I'm gay in any way but they still looks better than the western cellulite women

    • @name-rg4kw
      @name-rg4kw 5 лет назад

      @@heavymeddle28 Im sorry, but thats still gay.

  • @croomrider9785
    @croomrider9785 5 лет назад +21

    I live in Florida and every year we go hunting Pythons in the Everglades. You get paid per foot!

  • @danielsmith1202
    @danielsmith1202 3 года назад +2

    Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂

  • @remmiallimacse8407
    @remmiallimacse8407 5 лет назад +93

    Joe Rogan: it's like a cat dog..

    • @venturatheace1
      @venturatheace1 4 года назад

      A great description of a hyena

    • @agassi2665
      @agassi2665 4 года назад +2

      *The lonely little world . . .*

    • @kharjoIII
      @kharjoIII 4 года назад +1

      @@agassi2665 *Of A Little CatDog*

  • @phantomdutch5048
    @phantomdutch5048 4 года назад +7

    2:00 if you're that close to a gator and it decides to chase you, you're not running away, they can easily run up to 30 mph on land in short bursts

  • @tommieclay4584
    @tommieclay4584 3 года назад +2

    They'd be like "you can't do that"
    Joe: But im gonna..
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mingywantwingy1379
    @mingywantwingy1379 5 лет назад +23

    "Id be the Hippo punisher"

  • @dak2325
    @dak2325 4 года назад +13

    My family and I were on a safari in Africa, near Kenya and we were trying to find a Zebra crossing over a river. Instead we found a leopard which according to our tour guide was an extremely rare find. We were in an open top jeep and we stopped infront of the leopard, however we were in between the leopard and a zebra. I started taking pictures and bam out of nowhere the leopard charges our jeep and I see from the corner of my eye our tour guide pulls out a gun and aims it at a leopard, and shit u not the leopard sprinted straight for our jeep and right before i thought it was going to jump inside, it crawled UNDERNEATH the jeep, making it physically shake, and then proceeded to chase the zebra. Crazy animals deserve crazy respect.

  • @ozzy04paranoid
    @ozzy04paranoid 4 года назад

    Possible one of the funniest Rogan clips

  • @ricardo330
    @ricardo330 5 лет назад +66

    Puffing and thinking: can you choke out a Crocodile/Aligator with Jiujitsu moves?

    • @ricardo330
      @ricardo330 5 лет назад +3

      @Tristan Wright ahah, no consumption, just a "gun to the head" moment, in this case "killer croc right in front of you" .. I wonder if there's an effective move/ skill we humans could use in that situation

    • @ricardo330
      @ricardo330 5 лет назад +1

      Without running away* xD

    • @mukkah
      @mukkah 5 лет назад +7

      Like, I'm no science dude by no means, but, like, they just a shiiiit ton of muscle that is kept active / often, with tough hide covering and sharp claws... that'd be an insane crazy go when that thing lets right the fuck off.
      Need someone with both intimate knowledge of alligator anatomy and martial prowess lol

    • @mingywantwingy1379
      @mingywantwingy1379 5 лет назад +2

      That made me think of Ace Ventura

    • @mingywantwingy1379
      @mingywantwingy1379 5 лет назад +1

      @@ricardo330 perhaps go for the eyes?

  • @jaipoh3965
    @jaipoh3965 5 лет назад +66

    Come on Jamie.. Get those videos up while Joe is talking.

    • @stevonico
      @stevonico 5 лет назад +6

      Jay P he’s slipping on the pull-up game

    • @blackice7317
      @blackice7317 5 лет назад

      @Black Rod yeah he's a fair use pussy