Should also be said to the Americans, Canadians etc who see this comment the use of that word is often a term of endearment in Australia e.g. good c##t is a good bloke, or if they say oi c##t Its mostly amongst friends
@Willem Powerfish Fucken spot on mate just made a very similar comment before seeing yours , This Adam wanker Can't see past his own nose bloody city boy !!✌️👍
I was married to an Australian. Other than her lying bipolar alcoholic ass, I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEDDDD Australia. People were so relaxed. Nobody pissed and moaned about politics or being offended. Miss it so much.
I'm Australian and I used to be a snake catcher and I can say I'd rather deal with any Aussie animal than an American Bear...except a Crocodile. Crocodiles are mean and emotionless.
@@deanpd3402until you venture north of the tropic line, then you're delusional if you think there's no crocs... but then realistically it's jellyfish that are more dangerous
We don’t have trees that are thick enough for it not to chomp up... and there’s probably 5 red backs in that tree that you just pissed off in that tree
I'm Australian, I visited America in the early 2000's and had a trail encounter with a bear, had been ignorant about seasonal dangers & almost got chewed on. Safe to say that Yogi is a lot more intense in person :|
Yeah I am in America right now and I advocate for everyone to carry a gun/tool I'm of the attitude of where's your license to not carry Because the human tradition of not being eaten I like that tradition, I need to continue that tradition I chased a poisonous snake for fun in America because I'm used to handling snakes It went up a lake source Komodo dragons raptors mountain lions coyotes bears Black widows, brown widows
How are the great whites doing? Sending you and your ol lady love from Kentucky mate. If you ever visit Cuckington hmu I’ll take great care of her for you 😉if you know what I mean lmao
Funny story, i live in colorado and was waiting for my glasses to come in. My glasses were broke and im blind. Anyway seen this "dog" and we were by busy road so i went to pet him and try to make sure it was out of harms way. As i was putting my hand out to him i got pushed by my husband and almost pushed into traffic he was yelling what are you doing? i was trying to pet a bear. That was when he realized how blind i am without glasses. Luckily i came through unhurt on that ordeal. It was a young bear and my husband seen mama not to far away. Thank god she didnt come after me
@@fighm first time I ever saw a snake in the wild, I was on a horse and walked past about 6 red belly black snakes on the side of the path,. We had to try extra hard to make the horse look only straight ahead.
Funny hearing joe read the article about Forest Gallante and he doesn’t know who he is. He was like who is this Dr. Frankenstein haha because Forest does work to both rediscover animals thought to be extinct and he does work to try to bring back animals that are already extinct. But now Forest has been on Joes show several times and they’re now friends. Maybe reading this article on this episode is what introduced him to Forest and gave him the idea of having him as a guest. Now Forest is one of my favorite recurring guest on joes show. He always has the best crazy wild stories from these remote jungles and isolated locations where he has been working.
The way most wild animals can just appear without us hearing them is amazing to me. I've seen Whitetail walking, but never heard them until they were RIGHT under my stand! Crazy!
that's kinda like saying when rappers specifically say bitches, it's endearing. It's still not, but those bitches have a thicker skin. i think that's the better take away.
I said it one time and a yank took it so serious as if I fucking Nuked Syria and killed many lives and I told him it's a normal thing and mans kept having stupid repetitive insults saying I have a PHD for being an asshole 😂😂😂👌👌👌
My father in-law used to be an abalone diver in Tasmania. He has seen an unidentified animal near a beach he believes was a Tasmanian Tiger. My wife just said it was around 1986 on the west coast around a place called Port Davey.
I spent 3 weeks sea-kayaking around port Davey & camping out of my kayak. I’ve also paddled down the Hellyer & Arthur rivers in the Tarkine & I agree that it’s certainly possible that Tasmanian tigers still live in these areas. I hope they still do.
Now I can't say for sure if they climb trees, but I have seen alligators climb chain link fences. They're not technically crocodiles, but close enough and I dont believe DMT was involved either lol
I live in Australia and I would rather take on a brown snake, which is one of the deadliest in the world, rather than take on a pissed off mama grizzly, or a mountain lion, or even a moose who is having a bad day, theirs a thing called antivenom there's no putting your head back on once that 10 foot bear whacks the fucker off, lol. 🤣
100% mate. Despite all our potentially dangerous stuff here, if you leave them alone you're fine, don't go in the ocean at certain times of day/year, don't go into any water up north, and you're fine. The US has animals that will fuck you up if they are having an off day, and some that actively hunt you on land. Fuck that lmao
@@Fatherfilms bro imagine coming face to face with one of those huge mother's, I've seen some Whopper snakes but none have made think " well this it lads" lmao🤣
@@travsteedetector8343 Hahaha same here man, massive king brown between my feet and plenty of brown & tiger snake encounters when fishing on foot in areas known for them but they all just wanted to get away from me. Got the heart rate going haha. But running into something that actively hunts you, entirely different prospect.
I live in Northwest Montana just outside of Glacier National Park, basically in the heart of the grizzly recovery zone. I can tell you that anyone that truly enjoys the back country around here on a regular basis without carrying protection and first aid gear is an absolute moron. A few years ago on opening day of hunting season there were 3 grizzly bear charges just amongst people from my work in 3 different locations. I have had numerous sketchy encounters with mountain lions, grizzly bears, black bears, wolves, and moose. With that being said, the terrain and changing weather is even more deadly.
Yea we had one in the pool also. I don't know if they trap air underneath their bodies what i was told is they can trap air in the hairs on their legs and bodies.
@@deanpd3402 that's for one very good reason the female's don't leave their burrows unless they get flooded and males only leave to find a female. they an athletic spider at all and cant climb anything smooth and are really slow.
What is cool is watching this guy study things that are interesting to him and to some degree all of us. Thanks Joe Rogan for all you give bit get out and do stuff yourself - you will double your subs in the experience
@@kathym7490 Yes, it's 0 degrees Celsius at the moment (32 Fahrenheit). If it was more than 10 degrees warmer, I'd start complaining, so this is perfect weather. I could never survive in Australia.
Your country is so amazing that I actually got a little bummed when I first got there and saw all the beautiful, and sometimes almost alien, scenery because I knew I'd have to leave in a few days. Waiting for my flight at Keflavik, I was fantasizing about things/sights that I'd like to do/see when I eventually find my way back someday.
@@alexanderthegreatest1781 Well, huge areas are inaccessible during most of the year, and other parts are only reachable with helicopter. And then there are areas that you can't visit at all. So what you're left with is hot springs and moonscapes. There are no natural forests, because the idiot vikings cut them all down to build their ships. And the roads tend to flood over every year. And in Reykjavik, we have ONE beach, which consists of black, diamond-hard rock... But if that's your cup of Lipton, I'm sure you'll go nuts.
The issue with a large bear climbing trees is not just an issue of the bears ability to climb, it's also an issue of the trees ability to support the bears weight. The trunk of a huge tree can easily support the weight of a large bear but that doesn't mean all the branches on the tree can.
You’ve got to pick the right size tree. Too small and a Griz will just push it down. Too big and it’s hard to scale and easier for a big bear. A quick decision is essential. This from a guy raised in Montana.
Grizzly bears don't have the curved claws of Black bears. Grizzly/Brown bear's claws are just slightly curved, making it much harder for them to climb trees, but they will definitely try their damnedest to get up that tree and reach you, though with great difficulty, whereas a Black bear can very easily fly up a tree after you. You cannot escape a Black bear by climbing a tree, but likely can escape a grizzly/Brown bear if you can get up high enough before it can grab you.
@@SOPACHNAYA Indeed that is the case. Grizzly bears evolved as plains animals, those claws were made for digging not climbing although grizzly cubs are light with claws short enough that I have seen them fly up trees! Black bears evolved as forest animals with climbing trees a big part of their lives. In Montana we usually just make loud noises to scare off black bears, I’ve never been very frightened of them. Grizzly’s I am terrified of although they rarely interact with humans. Back in the old days the garbage dumps were always filled with black bears and very occasionally a grizzly.
@@SOPACHNAYA Another problem with ALL the bears in Montana is that they are suffering from trichinosis! The last studies done on the Grizzly’s in West Glacier MT showed like 500+ cysts per gram in the muscle tissue of the bears! That has got to be painful and perhaps why they are so ornery!
@@TheNaturalust I am a west coast Tow Boater and spend a lot of time towing barges around Alaska. We often go to Bristol Bay ports such as Naknek and Dillingham. Also Kodiak. The brown bears there regularly top 1500 lbs. I have seen a few over the years (from the safety of the Tug/Barge). Along the Naknek River I once watched a bear around 1000 lbs 4x4 up this super steep, 50 ft high sand cliff that was near vertical for the top 20 feet, or so. It blew my mind how easily such a huge animal could move it's bulk up that steep river bank. The last 20 feet was so steep the bear had to turn sideways and shuffle up that way, but it did it with minimal effort. The raw power and stamina of bears - even huge bears like that - is just incredible. I would hate to come face to face with one...
My uncle used to guide in Alaska and he had a grizzly come into his camp. He said they had a horse tied up on a long line and it was pawing the ground trying to intimidate the bear, the bear got annoyed and he said it charged the horse and covered 40 yards in the blink of an eye. He said there is absolutely no way he could have gotten a gun or pepper spray off his hip in time. He said if he would have blinked he would have missed it covering that distance.
I was hiking the Bibbulmun track in WA a couple years ago. On one stretch between Walpole and Denmark I saw 9 snakes in a 4/5 hr period. I'm guessing for every 1 I saw I missed 3 or 4. The one that put the shits up me was a 3mtr long Black Tiger snake... HUGE! We almost bumped into one another, froze, stared each other down for a second before we both bailed.
6:07 Wow this is the moment Joe found out about Forest Galante. Next thing you know Forest is on the show and has done 2 episodes with Joe. I highly suggest watching the 2 episodes with Forest. They are incredibly fascinating and entertaining.
One time I was fly fishing in Yellowstone Natl Park and I was barefoot. My bait came off my line and floated downstream a little ways. It was my only one so I waded across the river (the Madison river i think) and i started walking down the shoreline. I stepped into some grass and a big black snake started slithering away out from under my foot. I think it was a rubber boa which are harmless as far as I know but it sure scared me at the time 😂
That's interesting to see an Aussies' pov on our animals, I grew up thinking it was known around the world that Australia had some gnarly creatures. Now that I think about it, I guess we do got our fair share of deadly animals...
Yeah our animals are you confront them or you die A little more I was practicing fitness and I did the spearing a pig psychological exertion So like in America and a lot of animals that are in this area will charge you like a pig And one of the ways that people historically have killed charging animals like pigs is with a spear So you point the spear at their face or their organs as they're charging towards you and if you move slightly you die Just standing there holding a stick setting it up in your mind is a situation already
Chris D yep when you do your basic catchers course they are the first venomous ones you learn to catch. Instructors call them sticks because they are so chilled
@Jynxii Grymm I have a question about that. I've heard they're fake. But I've also heard they're just drunken Koalas falling out of trees. What's the story there.
I live in Tasmania. I’ve talked to numerous people here who believe in the possibility that Tasmanian Tigers may still exist somewhere in our vast wilderness areas around the state.
When Adam said he only saw two snakes on his hunt and one was a red belly black it clicked for me. He's playing in Victoria or New South Wales on easy mode. I saw 2 King Browns and 1 snake too small to identify from my car on the drive home tonight (Northern Territory).
Fukn Western Australia isn’t a joke we have these snakes doin home invasion and we gotta watch out for all these Darrow cunts tryna roll you for your shoes and stab you cause you looked at them the wrong way
Live in Alaska, I've always heard difference between a black bear, brown bear, and polar bear. The black bear will climb up the tree after you. The brown bear will just knock the tree down, and the polar bear will just stand up.
@J4Ck50N 70W no smart mouthed wankers like you try and then get knocked out simple mate....don't be a keyboard warrior....it isn't becoming of an Aussie you dickhead
@@kylegreenwood3433 mate if you think that's a standard Aussie bloke then you would also believe that roos hop down the main Street of Sydney too......please don't judge all Australians by our attention seeking bogans who export themselves as the Authentic Aussie....what a joke
He's right about the snakes. I run a gardening business here in Australia and last season only saw two small brown snakes. They're pretty aggressive but these ones took off as soon as we got close. Spiders, on the other hand, we encounter loads, redbacks, huntsman but particularly funnelwebs. they will fuck you up but there have been no deaths here from their bite for 40 years since antivenom was introduced. Interestingly, the Australian Reptile Park asks the public to catch them and send them for milking. The males are very agressive, especially during mating season when they're looking for females in dark warm places like your boots that you've left out on the porch after work. the fangs of a big one can peirce a toenail.
@@rapmabida9813 Yep! Staying with my folks on their farm in the South (of Australia), Mum was on the phone with a friend one morning, and an Eastern Brown found its way into the same room. That is a seriously deadly snake, unless you get anti-venom administered quickly....which isn't always easy in remote places where you're more likely to find them. So we got snakes, the US has snakes. We got crocs, the US has bears (and gators but....our crocs are more like US bears in terms of 'you're fucked if you meet one'. Then we got spiders....the bigger ones aren't the problem, it's the smallish funnel web that means I will never live in that part of Australia...something hiding in my shoe is UN-acceptable. Plus we got the blue ringed octopus and box jellyfish...not sure if US has equivalents. Cougars (I mean mountain lions :P) I could deal with, maybe. Would Joe like to come hunting some feral boars in Oz do you think?? :D
@@dewulfe9913 you guys have the cone snails too like in the US you have to go out of your way to find the deadly stuff in Australia you can die by just picking up a random shell you found in the beach
As an Aussie I’ve always thought “yeah we have like small things that have poisonous bites but so does the US. PLUS they have huge animals. We don’t really have that many big animals”
What?! Lol, you guys got salties and sharks if you venture into the ocean. I'd rather see a great white on a swim than a grizzly in the wild or an elk instead of a salty. Just my humble opinion.
They are rather timid, only aggressive during mating seasons... interrupted two of them during mating, they got pissed. I got bit and was in hospital for a few days quite sick.
Used to follow this gore page on Instagram before it got closed down. There was footage of a hunter who survived a bear attack in North America. His entire face was torn off. Literally. One of his eyes hanging out, the other still in its socket but the whole face was torn off. You could see the inside of his throat move from his breathing. For real bears are insane. After seeing that I never looked at anything gore related like that again. Was too much. Oh yeah and he survived! If I find the name of the guy online I’ll leave an article in an edit ✍️ *Edit: his name is Wes Jenkins. Be careful when opening the articles related to his story because they have pictures of his face without disclaimers beforehand and it’s disturbing.
estoban kupah That is very weird ! 🤔 especially if you actually go out in the bush maybe you have loud/heavy footfall they can sense from a distance or not the best eyesight maybe ? Or like you said I could jus be some insane luck 😄 or bad luck ? Depends if you wanna see snakes I guess 😄✌️
Love how he said how quiet the bears are. Im south african. Once on a game walk none of us realised but 7 lionesses were stalking the wildebeest we were observing in the knee high grass 5m next to us. We only realised once one started the chase only another 7m to 10 m ahead of us. They flat out ignored us. Was exhilarating and shit your pants scary at the same time. Glad i experienced it without being food.
I Don't get what you mean by your comment. But if your calling them leopards... they're not... leopards are solitary... only lions hunt in groups. Hence 7 lionesses
I’ve got Ugandan mates and they keep telling me lions are actually chill and not really anything to worry about. Im not fucking having it 😂 you don’t get title king of the jungle by being calm and peaceful
@@gunproofgrandad chill maybe not but lazy yeah. Lions are famously lazy. Only desperate lions will go out of their way to hunt humans tho. But if they feel threatened they will attack in defence. Never got the "king of the jungle" moniker, that would be the tiger. Lions are the "kings" of many places but I'd say savanna,grasslands or bush would be more accurate.
@@gunproofgrandad i think what they mean is lions tend to stay out of human settlements. Which is mostly true. But meet one on their turf. That's a different ball game. But even then they probably won't do anything as long as you keep your distance. They hunt with purpose jot willy nilly
@@lukeozade9957 they all say there are 5 animals to be very wary of. leopard, baboon, chimp, hippo and crocodile and hyena are also bastards but lions are chill. They also told me, get this 😂 if a Lion does start getting aggressive to just take my belt off and slowly wave it from left to right cause the lion will think it’s a snake so leave me alone. Its hard not to think they just wanna see my white arse hey eaten when we go over there for no other reason than the lols 😂 😂
Crispin Rovere I live in turramurra (suburb on north Sydney) and walk through the bush almost every day for the past 10 yrs and never seen one. They're more common inland.
Crispin Rovere yeah but I'm not taking about in the street or anything, I'm talking about in the nearby bush which is connected to lane cove national park
Comparing the relative scariness of bears and snakes, I can't help but think of the movie "The Revenant" and I'm certain bears win because that scene would not have been nearly as dramatic if the attacking animal was a reptilian poke rope.
The second an Aussie leaves the country the accent gets 10x thicker, same applies when you talk to a foreigner in the country, I also agree that he has an eastern Aussie accent which can be replicated by talking with your nose blocked
I don't know why people from overseas make a big deal out of dangerous wildlife,we dont have carnivorous predators over here,knowing theres bears or lions just freely would stop me camping in youre bush or outback.
Bears are insanely quiet. I had a black bear sneak up on me within 30 feet in the bushes while I was fishing. Looked up and he was just standing there staring at me. Scared the shit out of me 😂
They will only attack if provoked though. If you walk past one it will either try and stay still and hope it's not noticed or GTFO of there. My friends has heaps on his property and he isn't even phased by them.
@@coopcooper3194 Not where I'm from. My town is like 98% white. That's just in shit holes where I'm never gonna go but I suppose fox news would have you believe it was a major crisis across the whole UK
Yeah not too many animals scare me all that much, but box jellyfish and irukandji are probably what I fear the most. The fact that irukandj are so small and venomous is one of the scariest things ever
2019, Joe afraid to go to Australia because of snakes and spiders. 2020, Joe contemplating moving to Texas which has Coral Snakes, Rattle Snakes, Copperheads, Cottonmouths, Brown Recluse, Black Widow, Tarantulas, Jumping Spiders and 7 types of scorpions.
Coral snakes practically have to chew the venom into you. Widow and recluse bites are pretty avoidable. Rattlers warn you. Cottonmouths warn you. Tarantulas and jumping spiders are harmless. Copperheads are the only real threat because they're quiet and well camouflaged. Quiet, camouflaged, and lethal describes more of Australia's snake life.
@@jamuraisack5503 Just read that 35 people in all of Australia died from snake bites between 2000 and 2015. According to another source, 1 to 2 people die in Texas from snake bites each year. 4 to 5 from venomous spiders and scorpions. So its nice you have all that information but my point was that Joe was afraid of spiders and snakes and Texas has plenty.
@@ModeratelyAmused Texas is definitely the lesser of two evils. Aussies deal with worse in every category of animal, hands down. Hell... they've even got a venomous mammal. :[
@@jamuraisack5503 Australia is the size of the entire U.S. and I just quoted you venomous death statistics that have just as many people if not more dying in Texas. Just stop please. You are putting your perception versus facts.
@@ModeratelyAmused A: The populated portions of Australia are a small percentage of the continent. B: You cherry-picked tiny portions of data to present as your facts. If you actually think Texas is more dangerous than Australia (nature-wise) you're not going to see any sort of reason.
A few years back I was on a trek in new Mexico with the boy scouts. I had another boy in front of me and I pulled him down by his pack as he had almost stepped on a rattler. I had never seen so many rattlers in my life, I saw two bears while out there but the rattlesnakes still worried me the most.
I remember once in high school I went camping with my family, and I brought my own tent so I could have privacy. At the beginning of the week when I set up the tent I made sure the ground was clear, but at the end of the week when we were packing up I pulled the tarp up that we had laid down under it and there was dozens of baby scorpions right under where I had been sleeping all week lol.
"fuckin' stay out of it... Caaant"
Is about as Aussie as it gets
Where the fuck is this guy from, Gagebrook Tassie or something?
this the only reason I wanted to look at the comments
Lol
Yeh but mates talk like thank. Especially tradies. Maybe its a PC revolt. Its hard to be offended when ya besty calls you C regularly.
@@bobbrown7717 I think it was quite apparent it was in an endearing way 😂
Haha "stay out of it c*nt!.... The most aussie thing you'll ever here. Love it.
Should also be said to the Americans, Canadians etc who see this comment the use of that word is often a term of endearment in Australia e.g. good c##t is a good bloke, or if they say oi c##t Its mostly amongst friends
I lost it when he said that.
@@mattgray871 TIMESTAMP
it’s hear
Matt Gray pretty much the same in Scotland , good cunt is used everyday by myself
Australia is secretly one of the chillest countries in the world, we just tell other countries it’s crazy here so that it doesn’t get too crowded
shhh you're exposing us
@Willem Powerfish aye this bloke! Soft cocks from the cities never seen a 3 metre flatty before haha
@Kai Stitt shut up ur exposing us!
@Willem Powerfish Fucken spot on mate just made a very similar comment before seeing yours , This Adam wanker Can't see past his own nose bloody city boy !!✌️👍
I was married to an Australian. Other than her lying bipolar alcoholic ass, I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEDDDD Australia. People were so relaxed. Nobody pissed and moaned about politics or being offended. Miss it so much.
I'm Australian and I used to be a snake catcher and I can say I'd rather deal with any Aussie animal than an American Bear...except a Crocodile. Crocodiles are mean and emotionless.
Yeah get near a croc ya just dead
Fortunately, we don't see crocs in most of Oz, except in government.
@@deanpd3402until you venture north of the tropic line, then you're delusional if you think there's no crocs... but then realistically it's jellyfish that are more dangerous
Up north they are everywhere
We have crocodiles in the United States to as well as alligators
It’s so cool seeing Rogan first hearing of Forrest Galante
@@zachterry6133 No, he hadn't. The earliest he was on was #1240, this is #1224
You stupid?
@@leeham6230 Why you got to be rude about it?
Yeah, he stupid
You folks are ruthless.
@@maxtew6521 Children i think was the word you meant lmao.
OI, crocodiles don't fookn climb trees. LMAO
Can't hear anything more Australian than that XD
Ratpack412 yes they do actually
Yes they are fully capable of climbing trees, many clips on youtube.
We don’t have trees that are thick enough for it not to chomp up... and there’s probably 5 red backs in that tree that you just pissed off in that tree
They don't need to. They can sit and wait for a few months.
I'm Australian, I visited America in the early 2000's and had a trail encounter with a bear, had been ignorant about seasonal dangers & almost got chewed on. Safe to say that Yogi is a lot more intense in person :|
Yeah I am in America right now and I advocate for everyone to carry a gun/tool I'm of the attitude of where's your license to not carry
Because the human tradition of not being eaten
I like that tradition, I need to continue that tradition
I chased a poisonous snake for fun in America because I'm used to handling snakes
It went up a lake source
Komodo dragons raptors mountain lions coyotes bears
Black widows, brown widows
How are the great whites doing? Sending you and your ol lady love from Kentucky mate. If you ever visit Cuckington hmu I’ll take great care of her for you 😉if you know what I mean lmao
That Mitch Hedberg reference tho
Funny story, i live in colorado and was waiting for my glasses to come in. My glasses were broke and im blind. Anyway seen this "dog" and we were by busy road so i went to pet him and try to make sure it was out of harms way. As i was putting my hand out to him i got pushed by my husband and almost pushed into traffic he was yelling what are you doing? i was trying to pet a bear. That was when he realized how blind i am without glasses. Luckily i came through unhurt on that ordeal. It was a young bear and my husband seen mama not to far away. Thank god she didnt come after me
2:39 such an Aussie response
“Barely poisonous” Is only something an Australian would say.
Red Belly Black is pretty potent -_- will kill a Child or small Woman...
They just rarely bite.
I've been eye to eye with a red belly. Thank fuck they give off a hiss before striking, them brown snakes don't fuck around tho
Nope a real Australian say venomous not poisonous lol.
@@fighm first time I ever saw a snake in the wild, I was on a horse and walked past about 6 red belly black snakes on the side of the path,. We had to try extra hard to make the horse look only straight ahead.
here in the UK we have seagulls, Dont underestimate the Seagull, one stole someones dog the other day.
Some of our seagulls are fucking huge could eat a child
hot dog that is
Don't forget about the wild Haggis running around the Highlands. Vicious little bastards.
Look up the Wedge tailed eagle
People in the UK must be tiny, maybe that’s where the Oompa Loompa’s are!
Funny hearing joe read the article about Forest Gallante and he doesn’t know who he is. He was like who is this Dr. Frankenstein haha because Forest does work to both rediscover animals thought to be extinct and he does work to try to bring back animals that are already extinct. But now Forest has been on Joes show several times and they’re now friends. Maybe reading this article on this episode is what introduced him to Forest and gave him the idea of having him as a guest. Now Forest is one of my favorite recurring guest on joes show. He always has the best crazy wild stories from these remote jungles and isolated locations where he has been working.
The way most wild animals can just appear without us hearing them is amazing to me. I've seen Whitetail walking, but never heard them until they were RIGHT under my stand! Crazy!
‘Not very poisonous’
Ah okay, that cool.
‘They might kill a kid or a dog’
Ummm....
@Ben26436 shotgun for snake
Ben26436 shotguns are more fun
They don't give a shit about kids or dogs LOL
earthatom7 I agree. Lmao natural selection.
Brown snake killed my dog 😢
For anyone who isn't Australian, when he uses the c word, it's a term of endearment not an insult.
Straya
that's kinda like saying when rappers specifically say bitches, it's endearing. It's still not, but those bitches have a thicker skin. i think that's the better take away.
yes mate
I said it one time and a yank took it so serious as if I fucking Nuked Syria and killed many lives and I told him it's a normal thing and mans kept having stupid repetitive insults saying I have a PHD for being an asshole 😂😂😂👌👌👌
Too much big lez
Struth
That bear wouldn’t catch me. He’d be slipping back down the tree on my shit 😂🇦🇺
My father in-law used to be an abalone diver in Tasmania.
He has seen an unidentified animal near a beach he believes was a Tasmanian Tiger.
My wife just said it was around 1986 on the west coast around a place called Port Davey.
I spent 3 weeks sea-kayaking around port Davey & camping out of my kayak. I’ve also paddled down the Hellyer & Arthur rivers in the Tarkine & I agree that it’s certainly possible that Tasmanian tigers still live in these areas. I hope they still do.
“Crocodiles don’t climb trees”
What about crocodiles on DMT?
i dont think it DMT will do the trick but meth is a different story
@@chase800 yeah but they will lose their teeth.
Now I can't say for sure if they climb trees, but I have seen alligators climb chain link fences. They're not technically crocodiles, but close enough and I dont believe DMT was involved either lol
What about a crocodile on dmt who has befriended a gorilla in the amazon while studying ancient civilizations
@@adamgillespie3393 they can fly
I live in Australia and I would rather take on a brown snake, which is one of the deadliest in the world, rather than take on a pissed off mama grizzly, or a mountain lion, or even a moose who is having a bad day, theirs a thing called antivenom there's no putting your head back on once that 10 foot bear whacks the fucker off, lol. 🤣
Can't argue with that
100% mate. Despite all our potentially dangerous stuff here, if you leave them alone you're fine, don't go in the ocean at certain times of day/year, don't go into any water up north, and you're fine. The US has animals that will fuck you up if they are having an off day, and some that actively hunt you on land. Fuck that lmao
@@Fatherfilms bro imagine coming face to face with one of those huge mother's, I've seen some Whopper snakes but none have made think " well this it lads" lmao🤣
@@travsteedetector8343 Hahaha same here man, massive king brown between my feet and plenty of brown & tiger snake encounters when fishing on foot in areas known for them but they all just wanted to get away from me. Got the heart rate going haha. But running into something that actively hunts you, entirely different prospect.
I live in Northwest Montana just outside of Glacier National Park, basically in the heart of the grizzly recovery zone. I can tell you that anyone that truly enjoys the back country around here on a regular basis without carrying protection and first aid gear is an absolute moron.
A few years ago on opening day of hunting season there were 3 grizzly bear charges just amongst people from my work in 3 different locations. I have had numerous sketchy encounters with mountain lions, grizzly bears, black bears, wolves, and moose. With that being said, the terrain and changing weather is even more deadly.
My brother told me how the funnel webs sit at the bottom of his pool. They trap air underneath their bodies. So good idea not to pick em up.
“ stay out of it, cu_t” had me rolling!!
I live in the blue mountains. In 32 years I have only seen the blue mountains funnel web once. Not saying they are not there, just never see them.
Yea we had one in the pool also. I don't know if they trap air underneath their bodies what i was told is they can trap air in the hairs on their legs and bodies.
@@deanpd3402 that's for one very good reason the female's don't leave their burrows unless they get flooded and males only leave to find a female. they an athletic spider at all and cant climb anything smooth and are really slow.
What is cool is watching this guy study things that are interesting to him and to some degree all of us. Thanks Joe Rogan for all you give bit get out and do stuff yourself - you will double your subs in the experience
Here in Iceland, we have stupid sheep, shy birds, tiny spiders and docile wasps. That's it.
I'm staying here...
@@kathym7490 Yes, it's 0 degrees Celsius at the moment (32 Fahrenheit). If it was more than 10 degrees warmer, I'd start complaining, so this is perfect weather.
I could never survive in Australia.
Your country is so amazing that I actually got a little bummed when I first got there and saw all the beautiful, and sometimes almost alien, scenery because I knew I'd have to leave in a few days. Waiting for my flight at Keflavik, I was fantasizing about things/sights that I'd like to do/see when I eventually find my way back someday.
@@alexanderthegreatest1781 Well, huge areas are inaccessible during most of the year, and other parts are only reachable with helicopter. And then there are areas
that you can't visit at all. So what you're left with is hot springs and moonscapes. There are no natural forests, because the idiot vikings cut them all down to
build their ships. And the roads tend to flood over every year. And in Reykjavik, we have ONE beach, which consists of black, diamond-hard rock...
But if that's your cup of Lipton, I'm sure you'll go nuts.
teppolundgren how about Greenland Sharks? Are they swimming in the coast of Iceland? Thats the only animal i know Iceland has and eat
@@jackmehoff5541 There are sharks and whales. Shark tastes like shit and will leave an aftertaste that lingers in your throat for a week.
Australia has the laser guided great white missle shark.
Yep.
Larz Man Groovy
Larz Man frickin sharks with frickin lasers on their heads
It's not that strong
Yeah, but they're not so tough once you take the batteries out..
The issue with a large bear climbing trees is not just an issue of the bears ability to climb, it's also an issue of the trees ability to support the bears weight. The trunk of a huge tree can easily support the weight of a large bear but that doesn't mean all the branches on the tree can.
You’ve got to pick the right size tree. Too small and a Griz will just push it down. Too big and it’s hard to scale and easier for a big bear. A quick decision is essential. This from a guy raised in Montana.
Grizzly bears don't have the curved claws of Black bears. Grizzly/Brown bear's claws are just slightly curved, making it much harder for them to climb trees, but they will definitely try their damnedest to get up that tree and reach you, though with great difficulty, whereas a Black bear can very easily fly up a tree after you. You cannot escape a Black bear by climbing a tree, but likely can escape a grizzly/Brown bear if you can get up high enough before it can grab you.
@@SOPACHNAYA Indeed that is the case. Grizzly bears evolved as plains animals, those claws were made for digging not climbing although grizzly cubs are light with claws short enough that I have seen them fly up trees! Black bears evolved as forest animals with climbing trees a big part of their lives. In Montana we usually just make loud noises to scare off black bears, I’ve never been very frightened of them. Grizzly’s I am terrified of although they rarely interact with humans. Back in the old days the garbage dumps were always filled with black bears and very occasionally a grizzly.
@@SOPACHNAYA Another problem with ALL the bears in Montana is that they are suffering from trichinosis! The last studies done on the Grizzly’s in West Glacier MT showed like 500+ cysts per gram in the muscle tissue of the bears! That has got to be painful and perhaps why they are so ornery!
@@TheNaturalust I am a west coast Tow Boater and spend a lot of time towing barges around Alaska. We often go to Bristol Bay ports such as Naknek and Dillingham. Also Kodiak. The brown bears there regularly top 1500 lbs. I have seen a few over the years (from the safety of the Tug/Barge). Along the Naknek River I once watched a bear around 1000 lbs 4x4 up this super steep, 50 ft high sand cliff that was near vertical for the top 20 feet, or so. It blew my mind how easily such a huge animal could move it's bulk up that steep river bank. The last 20 feet was so steep the bear had to turn sideways and shuffle up that way, but it did it with minimal effort. The raw power and stamina of bears - even huge bears like that - is just incredible. I would hate to come face to face with one...
Love him barely getting Forrest G's name right in this, and now he is 2 podcasts deep with him! Great timestamp
"Crocodiles don't climb trees" Yeah, but neither do I, soooo.......
😂
When the adrenaline's rushing, you'd be surprised at what you're capable of doing lmao
But they can climb fences
@@KaptainLopez the wim hof dude who can produce adrenaline by will climbed mount everest naked
well not naked he wore underwear
Saltwater crocodiles leap out of the water and grab animals out of the trees with incredible speed so there's that
...
I'm Australian and this blokes accent is so damn strong...
bloody oath it is mate
What's the equivalent of "Murica" in Australia lol. I'm sure this guy fits that bill there.
Straya @@martinaee
martinaee the equivalent is “straya”
He's hamming it up for the yanks
My uncle used to guide in Alaska and he had a grizzly come into his camp. He said they had a horse tied up on a long line and it was pawing the ground trying to intimidate the bear, the bear got annoyed and he said it charged the horse and covered 40 yards in the blink of an eye. He said there is absolutely no way he could have gotten a gun or pepper spray off his hip in time. He said if he would have blinked he would have missed it covering that distance.
How many times are you gonna say "he said" in a short comment? Very annoying to read.
@@frankieboy8414 try reading it as though it’s a riveting story with pauses
@@frankieboy8414
I might stay off the comments if I was you
You don't remove pepper spray off your belt though..that's the point...
I was hiking the Bibbulmun track in WA a couple years ago. On one stretch between Walpole and Denmark I saw 9 snakes in a 4/5 hr period. I'm guessing for every 1 I saw I missed 3 or 4. The one that put the shits up me was a 3mtr long Black Tiger snake... HUGE! We almost bumped into one another, froze, stared each other down for a second before we both bailed.
“Might kill a kid or a dog”
Very calmly lmao
Get the dog
*John Wick enters the chat*
*Straya*
Strayyaaaa
@@computerrockstar2369 hahhahahahha u got me hahahah
Crocs don't climb trees, but they will wait for you to come down.
They do actually.
And play sleep
Also know to launch over 2/3 of their body length straight up and out of the water to grab anyone/thing trying to hide out of reach in a tree
just land on them
I've seen multiple accounts of them waiting for a snack
Southern Colorado is a beautiful area of the US and is a gem spot for hunting. Mule deer, elk, pronghorn, turkeys, and brown bear just to name a few!
6:07 Wow this is the moment Joe found out about Forest Galante. Next thing you know Forest is on the show and has done 2 episodes with Joe. I highly suggest watching the 2 episodes with Forest. They are incredibly fascinating and entertaining.
it's not the crocs you have to worry about, it's the drop-bears. vicious little buggers.
Can confirm both of these statements are true as an Aussie
This is the best comment 🤘🤘
Kangawallafox is fucken worse!
Nasty cunts
Every Aussie knows someone who was attacked by a drop bear
Knew*
Imagine steve Irwin on Joe's podcast
Hahah love your profile pic!
Dude your pfp had me dying
I feel like if Steve was still alive, then he definitely would’ve been a guest by now, which is sad to think about :(
Looks a hairy pussy 😂
RIP
One time I was fly fishing in Yellowstone Natl Park and I was barefoot. My bait came off my line and floated downstream a little ways. It was my only one so I waded across the river (the Madison river i think) and i started walking down the shoreline. I stepped into some grass and a big black snake started slithering away out from under my foot. I think it was a rubber boa which are harmless as far as I know but it sure scared me at the time 😂
That's interesting to see an Aussies' pov on our animals, I grew up thinking it was known around the world that Australia had some gnarly creatures. Now that I think about it, I guess we do got our fair share of deadly animals...
I’d rather run into a snake than a bear
Yeah our animals are you confront them or you die
A little more
I was practicing fitness and I did the spearing a pig psychological exertion
So like in America and a lot of animals that are in this area will charge you like a pig
And one of the ways that people historically have killed charging animals like pigs is with a spear
So you point the spear at their face or their organs as they're charging towards you and if you move slightly you die
Just standing there holding a stick setting it up in your mind is a situation already
You can go for a morning run in our mountains and not worry about losing your head to a lion or bear.
our animals in australia are easy to avoid, and they won't fuck with you unless you fuck with them. miss me with bears tho
There are no poisonous spiders or snakes in Australia, there are plenty of venomous ones though.
Isnt the sea crete from western Australia the one of only of 2 poisonous snakes?
There actually is a species of snake that is both poisonous and venomous. There could be a few other species that are poisonous as well
Roarke T stfu
Chris D yep when you do your basic catchers course they are the first venomous ones you learn to catch. Instructors call them sticks because they are so chilled
you know venom is poison right?
Don't forget, the US has a ManBearPig epidemic. I'm super serial!
God damn it Al gore!
@Jynxii Grymm I have a question about that. I've heard they're fake. But I've also heard they're just drunken Koalas falling out of trees.
What's the story there.
@Jynxii Grymm They're also REALLY dumb. They don't recognize Eucalyptus leaves on a plate as food. Probably the dumbest mammal
1/2 Man, 1/2 Bear and 1/2 Pig
I love how joe called forest a Frankenstein and ended up being good buddies with him lol.
Turns out...Forrest Galante is one of the best guests Joe ever had.
Amen lmao
Joe didn’t even realize it then but he would have forest on in about a year or two, I love those podcasts they did togethor.
I live in Tasmania. I’ve talked to numerous people here who believe in the possibility that Tasmanian Tigers may still exist somewhere in our vast wilderness areas around the state.
seen one close to 20 years ago and i live on the mainland , didnt realise what it was till years afterwards .
Kate Nelson bro I have one in a cage at home
@Skrt Skrt Isn't that where the incest family lives? Like in rural Tasmania.
Clutch7 difference being one is know to exist and the other has no evidence.
The more remote parts of Tasmania never had tigers
When Adam said he only saw two snakes on his hunt and one was a red belly black it clicked for me. He's playing in Victoria or New South Wales on easy mode. I saw 2 King Browns and 1 snake too small to identify from my car on the drive home tonight (Northern Territory).
Mate western nsw is no joke, brown snakes everywhere out here
I’ve seen “nsw” multiple times now in the comment section - is that referencing New South Wales?
Fukn Western Australia isn’t a joke we have these snakes doin home invasion and we gotta watch out for all these Darrow cunts tryna roll you for your shoes and stab you cause you looked at them the wrong way
Fuck brown snakes swamp nsw in summer I’ve seen 10 in my backyard last summer. This prick isn’t talking for my area
The life of one bear is worth more than the life of 3 Joe Rogans.
Dude looked at Jamie like he wanted to kill him for that spider comment lmaooo
Live in Alaska, I've always heard difference between a black bear, brown bear, and polar bear. The black bear will climb up the tree after you. The brown bear will just knock the tree down, and the polar bear will just stand up.
Joe "bears have soft pads for sneaking around" Rogan
Haha! When he said that, I pictured a fucking Care Bear or Winnie the Pooh, daintily hopping along, going, "Sshhhh!"
I pictured it walking on 5 toes like in the cartoons😂
I imagined evolution
"Fukin stay out of it Jamie" lol
Think he moved overseas cause rude pricks like him don't last long talking to people like that ...he'd be knocked on his arse real quick ...
Ravalle Window Cleaning Services it was a joke brother
@@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421 he's just Aussie mate
@J4Ck50N 70W no smart mouthed wankers like you try and then get knocked out simple mate....don't be a keyboard warrior....it isn't becoming of an Aussie you dickhead
@@kylegreenwood3433 mate if you think that's a standard Aussie bloke then you would also believe that roos hop down the main Street of Sydney too......please don't judge all Australians by our attention seeking bogans who export themselves as the Authentic Aussie....what a joke
He's right about the snakes. I run a gardening business here in Australia and last season only saw two small brown snakes. They're pretty aggressive but these ones took off as soon as we got close.
Spiders, on the other hand, we encounter loads, redbacks, huntsman but particularly funnelwebs. they will fuck you up but there have been no deaths here from their bite for 40 years since antivenom was introduced.
Interestingly, the Australian Reptile Park asks the public to catch them and send them for milking. The males are very agressive, especially during mating season when they're looking for females in dark warm places like your boots that you've left out on the porch after work. the fangs of a big one can peirce a toenail.
Fucking creepy as hell
Holy shit, that toenail part got me shivering
A crocodile can't climb a tree but a bear can't fken hide in your boot and rip your toenails
@@rapmabida9813 Yep! Staying with my folks on their farm in the South (of Australia), Mum was on the phone with a friend one morning, and an Eastern Brown found its way into the same room. That is a seriously deadly snake, unless you get anti-venom administered quickly....which isn't always easy in remote places where you're more likely to find them. So we got snakes, the US has snakes. We got crocs, the US has bears (and gators but....our crocs are more like US bears in terms of 'you're fucked if you meet one'. Then we got spiders....the bigger ones aren't the problem, it's the smallish funnel web that means I will never live in that part of Australia...something hiding in my shoe is UN-acceptable. Plus we got the blue ringed octopus and box jellyfish...not sure if US has equivalents. Cougars (I mean mountain lions :P) I could deal with, maybe. Would Joe like to come hunting some feral boars in Oz do you think?? :D
@@dewulfe9913 you guys have the cone snails too like in the US you have to go out of your way to find the deadly stuff in Australia you can die by just picking up a random shell you found in the beach
I’ve been looking for this comparison for a long time
Definitely Australia, I for one couldn’t bear living upside down.
All our shoes have suction caps on the bottom, so it's not so bad.
Pffft soft.
Nahh man... haven't you heard? The earth is flat again lol
You get used to it, pissing is the worst.
Murphy's Law you must’ve missed the International Tinfoil Hat Conference..we all came to the consensus that the earth is in fact a triangular prism.
2:40 400% straya right there
As an Aussie I’ve always thought “yeah we have like small things that have poisonous bites but so does the US. PLUS they have huge animals. We don’t really have that many big animals”
What?! Lol, you guys got salties and sharks if you venture into the ocean. I'd rather see a great white on a swim than a grizzly in the wild or an elk instead of a salty. Just my humble opinion.
Also Roos that can fuck you up pretty good.
I love how he talks about Forrest and has him on the podcast later
"Not poisonous, the red belly black snake" ahhh, mate, it's still the 10th most dangerous snake in Australia haha
Ahhh, not the venomous facts about how snakes are not poisonous.
@@mitchellgruninger9992 lol
They are rather timid, only aggressive during mating seasons... interrupted two of them during mating, they got pissed. I got bit and was in hospital for a few days quite sick.
@@bioboy1819 rather timid makes them still scary to f around with, anyhow. We digress.
21 of the world's 25 most deadly snakes can be found in Australia.
I feel like Australia is where the devil puts his pets
That pic though
Most of us liked because of yo pic 😂
Good one
Lol
That pic stares Into my soul
Hilarious see Joe talking about Forrest Galante at 6:15, in hindsight knowing hes been on the pod a few times since then and are friends haha
In my backyard, we had both red back spiders near the basketball hoop/bbq, and funnel webs in the bushes.. 2 of the most venomous spiders..
6:07 Joe’s introduction to Forrest Galante. Legendary moment.
SHARK: A word invented by an Australian who couldn't decide between shit and fark!
That's good. Lol
Excuse my uncultured bitch ass but the fuck is a flark man?
@@chaoticnipples3405 fark not flark, it is how Aussies pronounce fuck
Lmao
Plyp-Ayj3 I do not say fark 😂
The greentree podcasts are brilliant!
Used to follow this gore page on Instagram before it got closed down. There was footage of a hunter who survived a bear attack in North America. His entire face was torn off. Literally. One of his eyes hanging out, the other still in its socket but the whole face was torn off. You could see the inside of his throat move from his breathing. For real bears are insane. After seeing that I never looked at anything gore related like that again. Was too much. Oh yeah and he survived! If I find the name of the guy online I’ll leave an article in an edit ✍️
*Edit: his name is Wes Jenkins. Be careful when opening the articles related to his story because they have pictures of his face without disclaimers beforehand and it’s disturbing.
Jesus Christ.
I think his name was Wes Perkins but yes this was fffuuuccckkkeeddd up
Jeeez
Shit . How the hell did he survive
he saw 2 snakes all season in Australia? I see more snakes in my backyard. Don't know where he's hunting.
John Williams found 2 browns and two pythons in one day at a saw mill during work 😂
I think it depends where you are Australia
He hunts private properties on nsw central and southern coast.. but also poached out of national parks that are banned from hunting
estoban kupah That is very weird ! 🤔 especially if you actually go out in the bush maybe you have loud/heavy footfall they can sense from a distance or not the best eyesight maybe ? Or like you said I could jus be some insane luck 😄 or bad luck ? Depends if you wanna see snakes I guess 😄✌️
John Williams not in yer back yard
Love how he said how quiet the bears are. Im south african. Once on a game walk none of us realised but 7 lionesses were stalking the wildebeest we were observing in the knee high grass 5m next to us. We only realised once one started the chase only another 7m to 10 m ahead of us. They flat out ignored us. Was exhilarating and shit your pants scary at the same time. Glad i experienced it without being food.
I Don't get what you mean by your comment. But if your calling them leopards... they're not... leopards are solitary... only lions hunt in groups. Hence 7 lionesses
I’ve got Ugandan mates and they keep telling me lions are actually chill and not really anything to worry about.
Im not fucking having it 😂 you don’t get title king of the jungle by being calm and peaceful
@@gunproofgrandad chill maybe not but lazy yeah. Lions are famously lazy. Only desperate lions will go out of their way to hunt humans tho. But if they feel threatened they will attack in defence. Never got the "king of the jungle" moniker, that would be the tiger. Lions are the "kings" of many places but I'd say savanna,grasslands or bush would be more accurate.
@@gunproofgrandad i think what they mean is lions tend to stay out of human settlements. Which is mostly true. But meet one on their turf. That's a different ball game. But even then they probably won't do anything as long as you keep your distance. They hunt with purpose jot willy nilly
@@lukeozade9957 they all say there are 5 animals to be very wary of. leopard, baboon, chimp, hippo and crocodile and hyena are also bastards but lions are chill. They also told me, get this 😂 if a Lion does start getting aggressive to just take my belt off and slowly wave it from left to right cause the lion will think it’s a snake so leave me alone.
Its hard not to think they just wanna see my white arse hey eaten when we go over there for no other reason than the lols 😂 😂
Australias got spiders you can squash them, americas got bears, you can’t even run away from them.
I saw about 8 brown snakes in as many seconds on my in-laws farm in Barrington
I'm Australian, and ** two snakes **???!?!?? He's pulling your leg Joe. Snakes are bloody everywhere.
Crispin Rovere I live in turramurra (suburb on north Sydney) and walk through the bush almost every day for the past 10 yrs and never seen one. They're more common inland.
@@grgwrld Yea but you're in a suburb - they're talking hunting in the bush.
@@crispinrovere Ive seen dozens of brown snakes in a period of 3 or 4 months near Wisemans Ferry. Between newcastle and Sydney
Crispin Rovere yeah but I'm not taking about in the street or anything, I'm talking about in the nearby bush which is connected to lane cove national park
@@grgwrld I lived in North Ryde. Recently moved to Carlingford. Never seen one either but thats very urbanised now
"I see you've played knifey spooney before..."
Hahaha
You sir, deserve the title for the champion of the universe
Good call!!
Comparing the relative scariness of bears and snakes, I can't help but think of the movie "The Revenant" and I'm certain bears win because that scene would not have been nearly as dramatic if the attacking animal was a reptilian poke rope.
we need a new ep with adam :D
Im Aussie and this guys accent would be considered strong here.
It's pretty standard outside of cities
Standard qld accent
The Australian accent seems so much stronger next to an American accent.
turd pancakes I live in QLD and his accent isn’t your average accent in the city.
The second an Aussie leaves the country the accent gets 10x thicker, same applies when you talk to a foreigner in the country,
I also agree that he has an eastern Aussie accent which can be replicated by talking with your nose blocked
For a moment there I was wondering why Joe is pretending not to know Forrest Galante... Then realise this is an older post
I love how this was the opening door for forest
its cool that joe discovered forest here arguably one of his most interesting guests!
“Forrest Ga-lan-tay?” Joes instantly deciding that he wants to meet this guy
He's already been on the show lmao
@@XxSMILEYISHxX yes, now he has
@@vanstrife5803 he was on the show 10 months ago
And he just did another one the other day
America: we have the scariest animals
Australia: No we do
Africa: muhaa
I don't know why people from overseas make a big deal out of dangerous wildlife,we dont have carnivorous predators over here,knowing theres bears or lions just freely would stop me camping in youre bush or outback.
Russe true, but I'm from the UK where the scariest wild animal is a tiny adder or a tiny wild boar.
Reece A ok where are you from
No animal is as scary or as dangerous as a hippo
True on muhaa
Bears are insanely quiet. I had a black bear sneak up on me within 30 feet in the bushes while I was fishing. Looked up and he was just standing there staring at me. Scared the shit out of me 😂
“Red belly Black snake - not going to harm you - friendly” rightio mate
Yeah that guys a muppet. He can make friends with them if he wants.
They will only attack if provoked though. If you walk past one it will either try and stay still and hope it's not noticed or GTFO of there. My friends has heaps on his property and he isn't even phased by them.
Red bellies can kill but they are very placid, and would rather save their venom for something they could actually eat
Yeah they're chilled as far as venomous snakes go. But this guy is encouraging people to disregard them completely.
Their not life threatening is what i think he was trying to say
Scariest animal is a ex wife finding you’ve got a new girlfriend. Even the crocodile started running ,
I dodent laugh but then i.pictured a crocodile running and i laughed
I rekon my ex Mother in Law would scare anything :)
Hahahaha such an underrated comment
Why would an ex wife care?
Shout out from Southern Colorado!!!! 💪💪
2:39
Donny you're out of your element!
I'm an Aussie and have no idea who Adam Greenwood is.
Tree
Same
If you’re not a Hunter you’re unlikely to know of him. Legend of a bow hunter who has done some of the most dangerous hunts in the world
I've caught heaps of yabbies and stuff tho
He's aussie as fuck tho LOL calling Jaime a cunt hahaha
Conversations like this make me glad I live in England
I saw they were looking for some big cats there a while back.
Just got to watch out for all the stupid terrorists, give me a country full of snakes any day, at least a snake won't run me over!
@@coopcooper3194 Not where I'm from. My town is like 98% white. That's just in shit holes where I'm never gonna go but I suppose fox news would have you believe it was a major crisis across the whole UK
@@peoplegetslapped1502 na I saw all the pos there and in Paris last year. So keep your fox news comments where it belongs
@@peoplegetslapped1502 and you confirmed that England has them aswell hahaha but just not where you live so that makes it ok haha
Put it this way, we dont need Bear spray or a gun to go on a hike. Literally all you need to do is make sure you dont step on a danger noodle.
Hearing sergio aguero speak English in an Australian accent is pretty funny😅😂
Where I'm living in FNQ australia, ive seen over 19 brown snakes and 6 inland taipans within the past month.
No you haven't lmao, Inland Taipan in FNQ??
I'm in the torres strait atm and have seen two Papuan blacks a python and a tree snake
Jesus H christ gents.
@@ayylmao133 bit of bs
Saw a taipan on a short trip in far north WA and was on land for half a day only. Was really long too.
My next RUclips search: bear climbs tree
Yeah, I've ran into most in Australia where I live. Much happier here than with some of the big things over their
Damn he brought Forrest on the podcast later on
Box jelly fish son. That thing gets you it's a wrap.
Yeah but those fuckers are at least pretty big if you're lucky you might be able to see them. Irukandji are the real killers and they're only a cm big
Yeah not too many animals scare me all that much, but box jellyfish and irukandji are probably what I fear the most. The fact that irukandj are so small and venomous is one of the scariest things ever
Don't forget blue ringed octopus
2019, Joe afraid to go to Australia because of snakes and spiders.
2020, Joe contemplating moving to Texas which has Coral Snakes, Rattle Snakes, Copperheads, Cottonmouths, Brown Recluse, Black Widow, Tarantulas, Jumping Spiders and 7 types of scorpions.
Coral snakes practically have to chew the venom into you. Widow and recluse bites are pretty avoidable. Rattlers warn you. Cottonmouths warn you. Tarantulas and jumping spiders are harmless. Copperheads are the only real threat because they're quiet and well camouflaged. Quiet, camouflaged, and lethal describes more of Australia's snake life.
@@jamuraisack5503 Just read that 35 people in all of Australia died from snake bites between 2000 and 2015. According to another source, 1 to 2 people die in Texas from snake bites each year. 4 to 5 from venomous spiders and scorpions. So its nice you have all that information but my point was that Joe was afraid of spiders and snakes and Texas has plenty.
@@ModeratelyAmused Texas is definitely the lesser of two evils. Aussies deal with worse in every category of animal, hands down. Hell... they've even got a venomous mammal. :[
@@jamuraisack5503 Australia is the size of the entire U.S. and I just quoted you venomous death statistics that have just as many people if not more dying in Texas. Just stop please. You are putting your perception versus facts.
@@ModeratelyAmused A: The populated portions of Australia are a small percentage of the continent. B: You cherry-picked tiny portions of data to present as your facts.
If you actually think Texas is more dangerous than Australia (nature-wise) you're not going to see any sort of reason.
I want to see the full ep, but of course can’t find it in this post Spotify move reality 🙄
Shoal point and Mackay Australia I did mowing gardening working near cane fields etc etc and saw snakes almost daily!
“Friendly snake”, “not very poisonous”, so god damn australian
Red belly black is the 10th most venous snake too, so it’s hardly “not very poisonous” haha
RyanFrizey venomous
@@RyanFrizey well australia is home to 21 of the 25 most deadly snakes, so it's all relative.
I would of thought a real Australian would use the word venom for a snake as snakes aren’t poisonous
A few years back I was on a trek in new Mexico with the boy scouts. I had another boy in front of me and I pulled him down by his pack as he had almost stepped on a rattler. I had never seen so many rattlers in my life, I saw two bears while out there but the rattlesnakes still worried me the most.
Anyone know why it says the full episode is private for me? Is it because I’m in the uk by any chance?
the box jellyfish is what scares me the most
Thats wild, The article is about Forrest Galante, and Joe has since had him on the podcast!
Cole time stamp
Cole oh shit nvm
6:07 Joe reads the name Forrest Gallante and has no clue who he is and in less than a month after he had the guy on the show
and what a fucking podcast it was
Forest was on 1240 this ones 1224
Forrest Galante first mention "who is this Frankenstein dude?" 🤣
I've had 6 Eastern Browns on my farm in Northern Victoria this year.....
I remember once in high school I went camping with my family, and I brought my own tent so I could have privacy. At the beginning of the week when I set up the tent I made sure the ground was clear, but at the end of the week when we were packing up I pulled the tarp up that we had laid down under it and there was dozens of baby scorpions right under where I had been sleeping all week lol.
You kept them cozy.
@@ThulgoreI hope he remembers that comment 😂😂