Dude fuck yeah he would have been an excellent guest and it was a little known fact Steve was actually a big fan of MMA and trained regularly in it so it could have been a double whammy
@@darthstarkiller6605 of course he was. You think steve never had to bottle someone on the head.. or got into a bar fight? He had a head like a half sucked mango!
Michal Olender yeah joe would get one on, blow a load of dmt smoke in its face and weed smoke then begin the podcast with the croc sitting there opposite him like “ Look Joe, you need to understand....” 🤣🤣
There’s a story about a Croc that attacked a group of friends in Australia and it managed to get one of them. What’s truly disturbing about it is that one of the survivors said that not only did they see they’re friend in the crocs mouth, the croc just sat there for a few minutes and just stared right back at them. They said it felt like it was taunting them and telling them that were next before disappearing back into the water. Their friends body was never recovered btw
I remember that story The croc just set up underneath them for hours while they were clinging to dear life in a tree all night. One of them even fell in the water at some point when the croc wasn’t there but it came back and just waited all night they only escaped because rescuers found their car and came looking
@@bushratbeachbum just do a search for “Mr. Ballen” , that’s the name of the RUclips channel and I think the video is titled “ this is why you don’t go swimming in Australia” or something like that.
the episodes featuring Forrest always tend to be some of my favorites. such fascinating stories, and seems like such a cool dude. id love to have a drink with him
Nina Tote They probably did but they’re in close quarters walking through swamps. they didn’t stand a chance against how big those Nile crocs are and how many are probably in that swamp. You can’t expect a gun to solve everything
@Nina Tote even still Crocs are not easy to kill, once they have you It's hard to fight back. I promise Crocs eat bullets, and they don't stop fighting.
Was actually quite a bit worse than Forrest said, there’s accounts of British soldiers who surrounded the swamp hearing the screams and all sorts like that
@Nina Tote because shooting a croc or gator actually isnt that easy, they have a coin size kill spot for instant death. The rest of the time they will keep tearing you up. A high calibre bullet would shatter the skull, but then you'd be peppered with shrapnel of the skull.
The Pacific Theater of WW2 has to be one of the most interesting periods in history, Shipwrecked Americans eaten by sharks, Japanese soldiers slaughtered by crocs, Cargo Cults, and then, to finish it all off, the first Atomic Bomb.
@@b.blazkowitz7303 Some american pilot landed on some random island in the south pacific. He said "Hi im john from america" or from somewhere. He left and said he would come back with supplies. He never did. Now the locals worship a guy named John Frum. And are waiting for him to come back in his plane
L B The reason the bombs were used was to force surrender. America knew how many losses they would take trying to storm Japan. So, boom they used the bombs, and if I remember correctly the emperor had to call surrender himself because the generals wanted to keep going.
I'll never forget Steve Irwin when he was first starting out getting known and filming his conservation work with crocs, while capturing a croc in the wild ( jumping on its back then the rest of his crew piling on, then taping its jaws closed and roping it ) they thought they had subdued it as they had secured it with the ropes but it somehow snatched Steves arm in its jaws and immediately spun its body into the " Death Roll ". It happened so quickly but Steve instead of trying to free his arm rolled and flipped his body somersaulting in the same direction the croc was rolling all the while with Steves arm in its mouth, until his team could pile onto the croc again to stop its movement. Steve ended up with a broken arm but most of us would've lost our arm, he certainly was something to watch.
I was on a tour in Europe when Irwin died and there were some Australians on the tour. People of course said they were sorry about it, being nice. The Ausies didn't like him because they said he made them all look backwards to the world. Kind of sad and simple minded. Like everybody thinks Americans wear cowboy hats and ride horses lol.
My grandfather fought in Burma and when he got Alzheimer’s he used to tell me the same story over and over again about how he watched the crocodiles eat the Japanese soldiers, some crazy shit.
@@adamantiumlife9875 Nope wrong, just the accent (kinda thought I said that). People from New Zealand seem to use mostly the same language set, and I don't mind their accents. Just personal preference, we all have them
Everyone has an opinion an accent relates to a specific dialect. Such as there’s American English but people from New York have their own accent. There’s British English but those that live towards the north have their own accent. Same with Australian English... if you don’t like a specific dialect within, alright, but you just don’t like the Australians English at all, as you’ve stated, you prefer New Zealand dialect of that English. And even if you say American, British, Australian and New Zealand have their own dialect of the English language, you STILL don’t like the Australians English as a whole.
I remember hearing a story about a tiger killing alot of people in this village, all because it realised how defenceless human beings are. How weak we actually are
Crocs learn patterns so if you live near water that has crocs you should change locations constantly as in never go to the same spot twice or two days in a row, they are extremely patient hunters, they will watch your daily pattern and learn it like clock work and wait for the moment your least on guard to strike Had a mate on a fishing trip in the NT he’d get up late every night to take a piss and he’d always go to the back of the boat (just habit I guess) but this one night for some reason he decided to shine a spot light on the water before going, and sure as anything there was a croc just waiting in the water, it had actually watched him for however long learned his pattern and sat and waited for him to go to the back of the boat for his nightly ritual, luckily his spidey scenes tingled and he saw the thing before going to the toilet, they are crazy smart animals
Or maybe since this was the first time the guy shined thenwater the croc had been there every night and he didn’t know it. The croc had been getting pissed on every night and didnt care
That's why you don't go in little boats around Crocs you go in a big boat and even better yet a big boat with a really tall overhang and you could piss off that thing if you wanted it's not going to jump 20 ft in the air to get you it doesn't like to work that hard you're safe as long as you're not close to the damn water
There is a guy in northern Australia who was stalked by a croc over number of weeks. He would be fishing and or fetching fresh water and he could see this giant croc stalking him and studying his pattern. So he called a mate to asking him to bring a gun and when his mate turned up, he found the guy missing, beer can half empty, pot on the stove, fishing line where still out but no where to be seen. Eventually they declared him dead and likely to be taken by the croc.
It's very true, crocodiles are much smarter than people think. I remember watching this Australian couple on TV that survived a croc attack while camping, it had waited outside their camp site for days just learning their sleeping patterns so it could wait when they're asleep for an easy meal. The husband lost a leg to it.
The scariest part about crocodiles is just how perfected yet simplistic their hunting strategy is. Everything needs water so it just waits in the water and when something leans down to drink it bites it’s fucking head of with the strongest jaws on the planet. They’re able to go a year without food so when they set their eyes on something they are tactical and precise.They’re the ultimate ambush predator.
@@WittyOriginalUsername Mostly night hunters ??? Not here they're not they will eat you anytime of day or night , They are a opportunist hunter meaning they take any opportunities for easy meals . Crocs here have been known to stalk their victims over days and in some cases stalk them for over a week .
It's a fictional story but it's reminds me of the crocodile from Peter Pan that ate Captain Hook's hand and how once the croc got a taste of Hook it liked it so much that it followed him around everywhere ever since hoping to get another taste and gobble him up.
An Expat got eaten by a croc in Queensland. I think they found his watch. A local was on the radio and as a typical straight up Aussie said' Yeah we got a deal you don't go near them, they don't eat ya'. This guy had been going to the same spot every day for weeks. Pattern hunters for sure.
I’ve never been to Australia but I believe more creatures can kill you there than any place on earth from the time you get up in the morning to put on your shoes, walk out your door down the grassy sidewalk, to stroll by the riverbank, until you take a dip in the ocean at the beach. You need a training course to prepare to visit.
@@JohnMegaton2062 If you stay away from the water and the poisonous snakes, not really. It's actually not even a top 5 deadliest continent as far as large terrestrial wildlife goes. In fact it pretty much has by far the smallest wild animals out of any continent.
I remember watching a video of a Morelet's crocodile somewhere in Central America (or maybe Mexico) that had the corpse of a woman in it's mouth. The woman was homeless and was washing clothes in a lake where she ended up either falling in, drowning and then scavenged by the croc or just directly ambushed and killed by it. The eerie part was that as the croc dived beneath the surface with the woman in it's jaws the croc just vanished when it went just a couple of feet underwater and you could only track it by the bright clothes the woman wore. Not a lot of people realise how easy it is for a massive animal like crocodilians can hide themselves in unassuming places, and this croc was like 10 - 13 feet long
Indeed, that happened in a lagoon called "Laguna del Carpintero" that is located in the middle of the city of Tampico, Tamaulipas in Mexico. It is known that there are around 300 morelet's crocodiles in that lagoon and several people and pets from the surrounding area have been eaten for ignoring warnings. Steve Irwin made a documentary where he visited this place and mentioned... "this lagoon is a model for the rest of the world of how human beings can live in close harmony with large wild animals".
I always forget how much I love that movie till I stumble across it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and it was one of those flicks that was a real experiance seeing it on the big screen.
Some predatory land mammals learn to fear humans through experience. Some were shot and wounded, others witnessed a killing second-hand. But not crocs and alligators.
Warm blooded animals can think and adapt/learn how to act around other predators or prey. Cold blooded can’t feel any emotions and the honestly only think about their next meal. I’ve also seen videos where they protect their young, through instinct I suppose.
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around January of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and East African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most (roughly 500 Japanese) were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Most of the remaining troops were evacuated into the mainland sometime during mid-February. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
5:27 great point. Most animals, even those that occasionally kill people, aren’t actively hunting us. Crocodiles absolutely are, and that’s freaking insane.
Crocs hunt anything near the waters edge that's big enough to chomp on. That's just what they do. To suggest they are consciously deciding to hunt humans gives them too much credit, they aren't that smart.
4:35 Joe: "It was probably one of the crocodiles that ate the japanese during the massacre" Forrest: "Yep heh heh" *licks lips* Forrest Gallante is one of the reptillians Alex Jones warned us about
I honestly think that the Nile Crocodile and Saltwater Crocodile are the most dangerous animals on this planet. Crocodiles eats over 1,000 people a year, sharks eat only 10….. Adult male Nile Crocodiles literally dominate Lion prides. They’re the baddest animal on the planet by far. They’ve been doing it for over 60 million years too.
Robert Welch He doesn’t need evidence that it is false. I claim crocodiles can do math problems and create paintings. You say it’s not true? Prove it isn’t true. The person making the assertion is the one who has the burden of proof.
@@Rokaize I wouldn't consider your last statement true but I'm really just here to shit on a guy that seemed a little too upset about some guy's innocent assertion of certain crocs recognizing firearms as a threat
Those who doubt the amount of crocodiles on Ramree Island aren’t realizing how many of these saltwater crocodiles hunted in the surrounding oceans. Once they get big enough, they go into the ocean to hunt. If there were 4,000 Japanese soldiers in the mangrove swamps, the blood, noises, and struggling would have brought these large crocodiles back from the sea to investigate. That’s how that small island could have so many crocodiles at once. Crocodiles routinely swim between these island chains hunting for prey.
I’ve been listening to Joe now for about a month. I love his interest in bringing in guests who discuss science, history, and tech. This is so much better than pop culture to me. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the changes that occur over time….millions and billions etc etc. I mean I have a hard time remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday morning. I am skeptical of the age of the earth and the universe they discuss, but I do find the topics intriguing!
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around April of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and West African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
Interesting thing I heard about why crocodiles are so much more dangerous than sharks; we are nothing like what sharks like to eat. Too bony, not enough fat, we’re just built wrong. If you’ve ever seen a great white hunt a seal you best believe if they wanted to be eat you it would be EASY and instantaneous. Unfortunately, we are a lot more like the bony mammals crocodiles have gotten used to eating. Sharks don’t hunt people. Crocodiles do. Another scary thing is that both animals have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years. Perfect apex predators.
Exactly, that's why so many shark attacks are one bite and they spit you out. The problem is that one bite is sometimes fatal from a large shark due to bleed out, shock and the fact you are in the water.
Well sharks certainly have, do, and will eat people if they’re all there is to choose from in the water and they’re hungry. I think people over complicate a shark. They’re apex predators looking for the easiest meal available and don’t really care what it is as long as it bleeds (unless it’s a bull shark)and they can swallow it. If a large predatory shark doesn’t eat you it’s likely because it isn’t that hungry or it’s chasing another animal.
During WWII the Japanese had to retreat from an advance of Indian troops serving under the British Army. They decided their best option was to go through an crocodile-infested swamp. The Indians camped for the night nearby and all they heard all night was the screams of the Japanese soldiers being eaten. When the few survivors finally emerged the the Japanese soldiers had taken more casualties from the crocs than had they fought the Indians. Look up Battle of Ramree Island. Everything is food to a croc.
@AIIUserNamesInvalid Damn... That's just a well stated argument. Certainly convinced me that it was grossly over exaggerated, if not a completely fabricated tale set among real events.
@Picolas Cage if you think a saltwater crocodile isn't that big or can't take down something out of water you haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
Read a story where locals living next to a river who liked a daily jog near the river bank were advised to alternate their pattern i.e. time and direction on a daily basis as the crocs were watching, and taking in their movements. It had been known some of the crocs had ambushed the runners if they had kept to a regular pattern.
David Taylor alligators are more fierce than crocs? Okay buddy. Alligators only attack when you’re annoying them and they just want to be left alone. Come down to Australia and tell me gators are worse than crocs.
@David Taylor alligators averages 3-4meters long and up to 250kg, saltwater crocs are 5m+ and can weigh up to a 900kg+, and due to their distribution in remote areas, it is common for them to go over 6 meters.
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“Are you familiar with the ramree massacre?” “No.” “You’re gonna love this.” *proceeds to explain one of the most horrific tragedies in human animal encounters.*
The crocs probably still massacred less people than the Japanese did civilians that day. I love our Post-WW2 Japanese friends, but their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian populations.
@@Chooopy "But their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian population." Yeah, that seems a common trend among nations. I would provide a list of nations that decimated civilian populations, but it would be easier to just say the history of most nations is written in blood.
Reminds me of the Far Side comic with two crocs basking on the shore with full bellies and one saying "That was wonderful, no horns, no hooves, just soft and pink."
It was ww2. Lots of those Japanese soldiers were wounded when they started to retreat or got sick during, those are the ones the crocs targeted. Is the worse incident of croc attacks on humans ever.....watched a documentary the other day
Had nothing to do with people being sick. It was because it was an intense battle people were bleeding the swamp is ten miles long they had to go through the Japanese had eaten a ton of the crocs resources and they were in the swamp at night when crocs hunt. Sick was irrelevant.
@@mizzouranger134 How would you know if sickness was irrelevant? There were snakes, scorpions, and disease-carrying mosquitoes throughout the mangrove swamp they retreated through, so it’s not unreasonable to think some soldiers had gotten sick or a wound got infected etc. and they fell behind and were picked off by a crocodile. I’m not saying sickness is a major reason why the attack/incident was so deadly, because crocs don’t care if you’re sick or not and I’m sure it was mainly due to the overall fatigue the soldiers were in after fighting and starving for days, but sickness/disease was almost certainly an element during the incident, however influential.
Crocodiles are insane. I got stalked by a 4 or 5m Crocodile up in far north queensland. Throwing cast a net for bait Crocodile swa by then unturned and went under our tinny. We went down into the mangroves a fair distance away and guess who popped back up. They stalk and hunt. I'll never forgot that day.
I was thinking the same thing. Watched it again with my kids recently and during that part even my eight year old son was looking at me like, "What the f*** dad?"
@@MasterLollipop It's what made it stand out from most Scooby Doo media, how oddly dark it got. I mean pirates forced people to walk to their deaths and be devoured by gators, and sure you don't see the gators tearing the people apart but you see them swimming up to them and though it cuts away you HEAR the screams, and to me the implication is just as bad (if not worse) as seeing it, because you let your imagination do the work for you.
It’s a reptile so I’d say pretty normal. If the habit is flourishing and there aren’t ppl around a croc can live for so long. No other predators really hunt crocs so it doesn’t seem too farfetched
Yo we need a Croc to come on JRE, build some community with them, and eventually sign a treaty. The Croc-human alliance. Then they won't be dangerous anymore.
I would love to hear Joe talk about The Ghost and The Darkness. They're not crocs but they were a pair of lions that ate a bunch of people in very similar fashion to how they're describing the crocodiles
interesting story : I was in Cameron Louisiana working and on my way home one day i missed my turn . i turned around in a short driveway with a cattle gate . 20 feet beyond that gate was a bayou full of Alligators. i walked over to the waters edge and all the gators slowly sank below the water . I turned my back for two seconds and hurried up and spun back around . every single one of those Gators had advanced several feet towards me in that short few seconds . they were stalking me. i kept on doing that to see how close they would get . i got them within 10 feet before i got the hell out of there. an Alligator will for sure attack a human.
expected wasn't it? so you already have a home along the bayou? when they appear along New York City watershed then maybe getting deep. not to say some encroachment won't happen although I can say they are transportable by vehicle & available for parties.
I've heard (while at Malcolm Douglas crocodile farm) that far north Australian tour boats have to change arrival and departure times as the "locals" start to predict when a feed is coming.
They need to animate the show and have a croc come on. Joe: What's up freak crocs. He's here finally. Mr.croc. Takin a break from killing things. Mr. Croc: laughs* honored to be here joe. You know, I watch your show all the time. Joe: So, have you ever tried elk meat?
Evolving to being bipedal is one of the reasons why humans are not “targeted as often” by other species in the wild. Walking around on all twos is just bizzare in a way, I suppose.
Brock • 78 years ago all sources I found on google was sure to include that all animals glow as faintly as we do. Wouldn’t be a big factor in keeping us from being eaten if all animals do it and there aren’t even any animals that can see it
Coyotes aren't too dangerous and are afraid of humans lol. One day I was walking around my neighborhood went my weiner dog saw one and scared it away lol. I wasn't sure if he wanted to play or fight it, all Ik is that he was hyped.
Coyote are more dangerous than wolves. Almost every coyote you see is starving and diseased and infested with parasites. If you see one, he is the decoy you're meant to see. Wolves eat larger fresher quantities more often. Fyi if you ever see a cougar, it has probably been watching you for 60 minutes or more. If you ever turn around and see one, you probably interrupted it's attack approach. Don't trust that any wild animal is in fear of you. I've seen a corn bin rat really mess up a full grown man wearing work clothes and cover alls.
@@fishfan2 in ones or twos coyotes aren't dangerous except to kids. I kicked one to death with a work boot one time that got trapped. They're all bark and a little bite. I've been hunted by cougars a number of times that I know about as I have a habit of doubling back on my trail every hour or two while bow hunting. They are a dangerous creature that deserve their share of respect and understanding. And like that other person said,if you saw them then they've already considered killing you and have decided ,for one reason or another, not to make you a big turd. Cheers
@@albiondanes not even close. A pack of coyotes aren't anywhere near as dangerous as a pack of wolves. And a lone wolf is the most dangerous of the bunch. From the experiences of having hunted and been hunted by both animals. I sincerely hope you don't try to test that argument in practice bud,it'll get you killed quickly.
Is always funny to me when someone says that sharks don’t like the taste of humans. An animal that swallows its food whole doesn’t care what the food tastes like.
A sneaky thing crocodilians do when they see an edible creature (incl. humans) on the bank is to turn around and start swimming away while slowly submerging. So the creature watching it thinks it has decided to swim away and will be going down to deeper water. But they often actually do an immediate u-turn underwater and can then explode up onto the bank and catch the unsuspecting prey which has let its guard down. 😬🍽
Seen it with gators here in FL- around here, local wildlife biologists make it pretty plain that literally any crocodilian bigger than 6 ft long is an active threat to people. As in, will actively hunt and eat them if given a chance.
@@clintaudette3683 Ive never seen the kind of aggression in alligators here that people describe in other crocodilians such as the nile and saltwater crocodiles. The american alligator is pretty skittish. I dont think they see humans as an active food source , only in certain situations.
I really wish Steve Irwin was still alive so he could go on the podcast... Would be my favorite interview of all time man
Mr erwins son has taken the rains and is doing his father proud. The boy is smart and so like his dad could be a pod cast for the future? R.I.P Steve
Dude fuck yeah he would have been an excellent guest and it was a little known fact Steve was actually a big fan of MMA and trained regularly in it so it could have been a double whammy
@@darthstarkiller6605 dude no way I didn't know that at all!! Wow it would have been a legendary interview, thanks for that info man I appreciate it!!
@@darthstarkiller6605 of course he was. You think steve never had to bottle someone on the head.. or got into a bar fight? He had a head like a half sucked mango!
God that would be so fucking awesome!
“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin
DEEEEEEEEEP!
@ yeah he loved gettin attacked by stingrays
tykeboy16 dude I read your comment first and thought woah that’s a bit mean... then I read the comment you replied to and I burst out laughing xD
Pnutimus The 1st lmfao I just had the same reaction
Pnutimus The 1st Exactly the same aye, that split second of anger then looked at who he replied to... Pfft XD
Now we need a crocodile on the podcast to defend itself.
Michal Olender yeah joe would get one on, blow a load of dmt smoke in its face and weed smoke then begin the podcast with the croc sitting there opposite him like “ Look Joe, you need to understand....” 🤣🤣
What a croc of shit idea... 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michal Olender yeah and make it snappy.-I’m really sorry,I couldn’t resist.
@@tonywilkinson6895 😂
There’s a story about a
Croc that attacked a group of friends in Australia and it managed to get one of them. What’s truly disturbing about it is that one of the survivors said that not only did they see they’re friend in the crocs mouth, the croc just sat there for a few minutes and just stared right back at them. They said it felt like it was taunting them and telling them that were next before disappearing back into the water. Their friends body was never recovered btw
That would be a great way to hide a murder.
I remember that story The croc just set up underneath them for hours while they were clinging to dear life in a tree all night. One of them even fell in the water at some point when the croc wasn’t there but it came back and just waited all night they only escaped because rescuers found their car and came looking
I heard about that on Mr. Ballen’s videos.
Anyone got a link?
@@bushratbeachbum just do a search for “Mr. Ballen” , that’s the name of the RUclips channel and I think the video is titled “ this is why you don’t go swimming in Australia” or something like that.
“What a savage that kid was” -Joe says, while simultaneously thinking of that kid’s MMA potential!
" yeah i think he lost his arm" joe : damn
Joes thinking that kid could fight mike tyson
...or trying to put him on DMT.
This made me lol so hard
😂
Crocs don’t discriminate, if they can kill it they will eat it.
Crocodile code: if it or a part of it fits in my mouth, it's food.
You have that backwards. Crocs don't wait until their prey is dead to eat. So if they can eat it, then they kill it.
Exactly Anything
@@MaskOfCinder you got that wrong because they will kill whatever they can and jam it under a log in the water until it rots and becomes easy to eat.
They don't seem particularly keen on white people meat, tho.
Maybe because we're too salty.
“He probably would’ve bled out and died in this village, this kid!”
Joe-“A hundred year old croc, wow”
Gage Hall lmao
Peak Rogan lmaoooo
i love how consistently detached Joe is, it's a childlike curiosity that keeps me coming back
Joe likes dark humour & so do we
@TurboCMinusMinus you must be a lonely person
the episodes featuring Forrest always tend to be some of my favorites. such fascinating stories, and seems like such a cool dude. id love to have a drink with him
Forrest: it's genius this is a hammer
Joe: They nailed it
No pun intended , was missed opportunity 😁😲🥺
@White Rabbit 23
I thought that exactly. ZING.
Budum tssss
Dude was high asss fucccckķk
“Are you familiar with this massacre?”
Joe - “No.”
“You’ll love this.”
This guy knows Joe.
hahahahaha true
Nina Tote They probably did but they’re in close quarters walking through swamps. they didn’t stand a chance against how big those Nile crocs are and how many are probably in that swamp. You can’t expect a gun to solve everything
@Nina Tote even still Crocs are not easy to kill, once they have you It's hard to fight back. I promise Crocs eat bullets, and they don't stop fighting.
Was actually quite a bit worse than Forrest said, there’s accounts of British soldiers who surrounded the swamp hearing the screams and all sorts like that
@Nina Tote because shooting a croc or gator actually isnt that easy, they have a coin size kill spot for instant death. The rest of the time they will keep tearing you up.
A high calibre bullet would shatter the skull, but then you'd be peppered with shrapnel of the skull.
We were due for a crocodile or alligator clip
bro i legit was
Tucker yessirrrr
Joe "crocodile" rogan
The best ones
It’s been at least two weeks
Need Forrest to be on the show more, his episodes are some of my favorite on JRE
Love watching Joe talk about dangerous animals lol... It's always entertaining
Bumbahole bumbaclot
@JRE Audio Official you're the best bro.. We'll meet one day soon hopefully
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@@BlackMamba-lt8oe someone played gta
Yess wtff xD i loved his last sentences about lions
When I saw the title of this clip, I got so excited I caiman my pants
Ba dum tiss!
What you did there, I see it.
Well played
Well played
Your my friend are a genius
The Pacific Theater of WW2 has to be one of the most interesting periods in history, Shipwrecked Americans eaten by sharks, Japanese soldiers slaughtered by crocs, Cargo Cults, and then, to finish it all off, the first Atomic Bomb.
To finish it all off, the first *two* Atomic Bombs
What’s cargo cults?
@@b.blazkowitz7303 Some american pilot landed on some random island in the south pacific. He said "Hi im john from america" or from somewhere. He left and said he would come back with supplies. He never did. Now the locals worship a guy named John Frum. And are waiting for him to come back in his plane
boston makes makes you wonder about religion and mythology in general.
L B The reason the bombs were used was to force surrender. America knew how many losses they would take trying to storm Japan. So, boom they used the bombs, and if I remember correctly the emperor had to call surrender himself because the generals wanted to keep going.
“Have you heard of the ___ Massacre?”
-No
“You’ll LOVE this!” 🤣💀💀💀
Well then he knows Joe very well lmfaoo
I read this comment before I hit play, still laughed out loud
_"There are no pacts between crocs and men."_ - Achilles Rogan
I’m dying lol
This is the quality content I read comments for hahaha
There's no pact between humans and other humans
I'll never forget Steve Irwin when he was first starting out getting known and filming his conservation work with crocs, while capturing a croc in the wild ( jumping on its back then the rest of his crew piling on, then taping its jaws closed and roping it ) they thought they had subdued it as they had secured it with the ropes but it somehow snatched Steves arm in its jaws and immediately spun its body into the " Death Roll ". It happened so quickly but Steve instead of trying to free his arm rolled and flipped his body somersaulting in the same direction the croc was rolling all the while with Steves arm in its mouth, until his team could pile onto the croc again to stop its movement. Steve ended up with a broken arm but most of us would've lost our arm, he certainly was something to watch.
I had two idols in this world. Kobe and Steve.
@@timothymoore2966 man this makes me sad
I was on a tour in Europe when Irwin died and there were some Australians on the tour. People of course said they were sorry about it, being nice. The Ausies didn't like him because they said he made them all look backwards to the world. Kind of sad and simple minded. Like everybody thinks Americans wear cowboy hats and ride horses lol.
@@timothymoore2966 Two Betas
@@elitehvm7360 your lame dude move along
Guy: “Your hammer analogy is perfect”
Joe: “Well let me introduce you to my theory on knives bro!”
😂😂😂
Lmao
Analogy overkill
It isn't a perfect analogy
😂😂😂 ruined it
My grandfather fought in Burma and when he got Alzheimer’s he used to tell me the same story over and over again about how he watched the crocodiles eat the Japanese soldiers, some crazy shit.
Your grandpa is an assholee
I hope you wrote it down. It's still history, maybe more so than textbooks
Sounds like a horror movie in the making.
What was the story
Well your grandad better be British or Japanese other wise ur typing bullshit..
Tigers learned to feed on vietcong and us military personnel during vietnam. 8 marines were killed by tigers in vietnam. Dont leave the boat.
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right."
Yeah that's good and all but.."Charlie dosent surf'
I'm a Saucier.
@@TommyRibs 😂😂😂great quote.
Jevon Dismuke you’re the dude that don’t know what dude he is
I wish that Steve Irwin were alive, you know Joe would have him on frequently.
That would be the best podcast in the world. Fuck that stingray.
Steve Irwin is exhausting to watch, but he knows his stuff. But of an annoying accent be he had bucket loads of animal empathy!
Everyone has an opinion Annoying? Just sounds like you don’t like Australian English lol
@@adamantiumlife9875 Nope wrong, just the accent (kinda thought I said that).
People from New Zealand seem to use mostly the same language set, and I don't mind their accents. Just personal preference, we all have them
Everyone has an opinion an accent relates to a specific dialect. Such as there’s American English but people from New York have their own accent. There’s British English but those that live towards the north have their own accent. Same with Australian English... if you don’t like a specific dialect within, alright, but you just don’t like the Australians English at all, as you’ve stated, you prefer New Zealand dialect of that English. And even if you say American, British, Australian and New Zealand have their own dialect of the English language, you STILL don’t like the Australians English as a whole.
When youre a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Harold Flite true
When you’re a nail everything looks like wood
When your wood, everything looks like a weapon
And your going to the bittersweet motel
Lol nobody remembers what podcast this is originally from.
I remember hearing a story about a tiger killing alot of people in this village, all because it realised how defenceless human beings are. How weak we actually are
You think you might have heard that story at the end of this clip? Lol.
@@wowMush 😂
@@WittyOriginalUsername lol
Until we get a bunch of guns and wipe the whole species off the planet.
@@Deathstroke471 yeah but naturally we are defenseless
Croc pops up
Joe: *spinning back kick*
Into axe kick
Minus one leg
Croc: Nice try, I'll grant you 3 wishes
A lot of torque in that kick
Croc snaps jaw on Joes leg and death rolls with explosive power!
Crocs learn patterns so if you live near water that has crocs you should change locations constantly as in never go to the same spot twice or two days in a row, they are extremely patient hunters, they will watch your daily pattern and learn it like clock work and wait for the moment your least on guard to strike
Had a mate on a fishing trip in the NT he’d get up late every night to take a piss and he’d always go to the back of the boat (just habit I guess) but this one night for some reason he decided to shine a spot light on the water before going, and sure as anything there was a croc just waiting in the water, it had actually watched him for however long learned his pattern and sat and waited for him to go to the back of the boat for his nightly ritual, luckily his spidey scenes tingled and he saw the thing before going to the toilet, they are crazy smart animals
@Steven Stolar Crocs can hurl themselves out of the water with ease.
ruclips.net/video/cL0mS5chwYY/видео.html
Or maybe since this was the first time the guy shined thenwater the croc had been there every night and he didn’t know it. The croc had been getting pissed on every night and didnt care
That's why you don't go in little boats around Crocs you go in a big boat and even better yet a big boat with a really tall overhang and you could piss off that thing if you wanted it's not going to jump 20 ft in the air to get you it doesn't like to work that hard you're safe as long as you're not close to the damn water
Definitely could have grabbed him from a lowered edged boat. Glad he lived to tell the tale
@@notsofast5495 good show 😂😂😂😂
The first rule of the shark treaty is you don't talk about shark treaty
number two is fish are friends, not food
Here here
Order, order in the shark court, fish are friends not food, case dismissed.
@@arminlee1477 I seem to have misplaced my fish hehe
@@garythesnail7631 Go home Gary, you're drunk.
There is a guy in northern Australia who was stalked by a croc over number of weeks. He would be fishing and or fetching fresh water and he could see this giant croc stalking him and studying his pattern.
So he called a mate to asking him to bring a gun and when his mate turned up, he found the guy missing, beer can half empty, pot on the stove, fishing line where still out but no where to be seen. Eventually they declared him dead and likely to be taken by the croc.
bro wtf that is terrifying to have your friend eaten in front of you and you couldnt even do anything to save him
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Yes that would be devastating but that’s not what happened in this story.
@@MrPlenty1 I've heard this story before as well I don't believe he's just making it up. It's actually a very well known story.
Yes I’ve heard this story before as well
@@MrPlenty1 oh really
It's very true, crocodiles are much smarter than people think. I remember watching this Australian couple on TV that survived a croc attack while camping, it had waited outside their camp site for days just learning their sleeping patterns so it could wait when they're asleep for an easy meal. The husband lost a leg to it.
Let me guess, they slept at night?
@@SanxBile Lmao
The scariest part about crocodiles is just how perfected yet simplistic their hunting strategy is. Everything needs water so it just waits in the water and when something leans down to drink it bites it’s fucking head of with the strongest jaws on the planet. They’re able to go a year without food so when they set their eyes on something they are tactical and precise.They’re the ultimate ambush predator.
Crocodiles are mostly night hunters, so this makes sense. It wasn’t “learning their sleeping patterns”, it just waited for a good moment 🤣🤣🤣
@@WittyOriginalUsername Mostly night hunters ???
Not here they're not they will eat you anytime of day or night , They are a opportunist hunter meaning they take any opportunities for easy meals . Crocs here have been known to stalk their victims over days and in some cases stalk them for over a week .
Lion smacking his lips while eating a human:
“Not bad! Real easy to catch!”
Boy, I HOLLERED!
It's a fictional story but it's reminds me of the crocodile from Peter Pan that ate Captain Hook's hand and how once the croc got a taste of Hook it liked it so much that it followed him around everywhere ever since hoping to get another taste and gobble him up.
🐊~ “We got curbside pick up!”
cleo rivas 😂
That humans friends an family: pointy stick time
*Joe to his girlfriend later that night*
“You know what you remind me of?”
“What babe?”
“A hammer”
☠
A bag of hammers?
wife*... js.
@@jstuckless whos to say he don't got a side piece. Like Brenda shaub
Wife: "Oh, so perfect that i do not need any changes?"
Joe: "No, when i touch you it ends up hurting my fingers"
An Expat got eaten by a croc in Queensland. I think they found his watch. A local was on the radio and as a typical straight up Aussie said' Yeah we got a deal you don't go near them, they don't eat ya'. This guy had been going to the same spot every day for weeks. Pattern hunters for sure.
I’ve never been to Australia but I believe more creatures can kill you there than any place on earth from the time you get up in the morning to put on your shoes, walk out your door down the grassy sidewalk, to stroll by the riverbank, until you take a dip in the ocean at the beach. You need a training course to prepare to visit.
@@JohnMegaton2062 If you stay away from the water and the poisonous snakes, not really. It's actually not even a top 5 deadliest continent as far as large terrestrial wildlife goes. In fact it pretty much has by far the smallest wild animals out of any continent.
"You familiar with the massacre?"
"No."
"You'll LOVE this!"
Lmao what!!??
nature. Stop taking it the wrong way
@@Toxxsicklemons Chill. It just sounded funny. Not taking it any kind of way, guy.
@@ejknight88 He's not your guy, friend.
@@HotRocker lmao
@@HotRocker I ain't your friend, Pal.
I’m sick of the “it’s just a tool” excuse! We need to ban assault reptiles!
I agree
let's nuke em
natanulsiref - you idiot! That’s such a (political party I disagree with) thing to say!
@Kevin B lmao, even funnier are the people that take this brilliant play on assault rifles seriously lol.
We need to assault people that want to ban stuff.
Joe :
"This is a hammer"
"They nailed it"
*NICE*
knife 💀
They did. A cut above any knife analogy.
@@chuckiebrownbfly straight to the point
@@northbouy2625 😐
Cutting edge humor
I remember watching a video of a Morelet's crocodile somewhere in Central America (or maybe Mexico) that had the corpse of a woman in it's mouth. The woman was homeless and was washing clothes in a lake where she ended up either falling in, drowning and then scavenged by the croc or just directly ambushed and killed by it. The eerie part was that as the croc dived beneath the surface with the woman in it's jaws the croc just vanished when it went just a couple of feet underwater and you could only track it by the bright clothes the woman wore.
Not a lot of people realise how easy it is for a massive animal like crocodilians can hide themselves in unassuming places, and this croc was like 10 - 13 feet long
Indeed, that happened in a lagoon called "Laguna del Carpintero" that is located in the middle of the city of Tampico, Tamaulipas in Mexico. It is known that there are around 300 morelet's crocodiles in that lagoon and several people and pets from the surrounding area have been eaten for ignoring warnings. Steve Irwin made a documentary where he visited this place and mentioned... "this lagoon is a model for the rest of the world of how human beings can live in close harmony with large wild animals".
30 minutes ago my friend was telling me about this podcast. I just opened RUclips and it’s one of my suggestions. Someone is listening
The ghost and the darkness is an incredible movie
I loved that movie
I’ve never seen it I’m have to watch it
Love the movie and the Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack. The Edge is also a great animal attack movie.
I saw that movie when I was 16, in the theatre, after smoking my first blunt.
It was an experience I'll never forget. (I'm 37 now)
I always forget how much I love that movie till I stumble across it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and it was one of those flicks that was a real experiance seeing it on the big screen.
I FUCKEN LOVE IT WHEN THIS GUY IS ON
Uganda Hater most interesting topics when he’s on
I saved the kids life....30 seconds later, I think he lived. Laughing about 1,000 people getting eaten. Yeah he is really great.
@@bowhunter8532 tf outta here you little girl lol
@mc finn Doesn't make it right. Calling someone a child is childish....get over my comment you loser.
@@Calilou52 When it happens to you, I wonder how funny it will be?
"Crocodile's are like hammers "
"That's a perfect analogy "
"Crocodile's are like knives "
"Now you ruined it"
Like Louie CK said, leaving the food chain was the best thing we ever did
We didn’t leave the food chain. We just moved to the top
@@10efranco incorrect. The top of the food chain doesn't have any natural predators
Sim Pudney oh yeah? So who’s on the top according to you ?
I like when he pulled down his pants and said heres my weiner
@@tylerzammuto8423 lol to be fair I think you missed the part where he said "do you wanna see my wiener? really!? ok..."
forrest is easily my favorite person on the podcast. i could listen to these two talk for days upon end and never get bored
Who is the guest speaker?
@@dominicverdin5724 forrest galante. He’s a biologist why searches for endangered and (wrongfully categorised) extinct animals
Some predatory land mammals learn to fear humans through experience. Some were shot and wounded, others witnessed a killing
second-hand. But not crocs and alligators.
Thats because Crocs and alligators are souless and dead inside. They don't feel shit. Especially not fear.
Zachary Roach guess you haven’t seen that guy “dance” with his pet crocodile
Warm blooded animals can think and adapt/learn how to act around other predators or prey. Cold blooded can’t feel any emotions and the honestly only think about their next meal. I’ve also seen videos where they protect their young, through instinct I suppose.
@@johnleary4597 that's probably bullshit, but it does sound true. Lol
Alligators are pussies compared to crocodiles lol
Joe is such an interesting person he literally doesn’t look at notes and knows about everything. Cheers joe
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around January of 1945.
Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and East African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast.
Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most (roughly 500 Japanese) were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Most of the remaining troops were evacuated into the mainland sometime during mid-February.
Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
Alligator to Crocodile: Man those humans have really evolved
Crocodile: Still taste fine.
Lol
The best stories ever.... i love it when he is on the show.
Guy “Are you familiar with this famous crocodile massacre”
Joe “no”
Guy “ oh your gunna love this”
Me “wtf😮”
Same
A crocodile that been eating humans when it can for 100 years+, so how many humans has it ate over the years?
How did you both know this?
Guy ?
Nice Profile Pic
5:27 great point. Most animals, even those that occasionally kill people, aren’t actively hunting us.
Crocodiles absolutely are, and that’s freaking insane.
Polar bears will as well.
Also Polar bears absolutely actively hunt for food. That's all they see us as is a meal
maneating tigers in India actively hunt Humans
So are polar bears if and when humans cross their path, it's probably the last one you'll ever walk on.
Crocs hunt anything near the waters edge that's big enough to chomp on. That's just what they do. To suggest they are consciously deciding to hunt humans gives them too much credit, they aren't that smart.
“It’s like, this is a hammer. We nailed it” 😂
I seen forrests podcast with joe like a year ago and have been hoping for a return
Same, the last one was really good
savana rios gay
4:35
Joe: "It was probably one of the crocodiles that ate the japanese during the massacre"
Forrest: "Yep heh heh" *licks lips*
Forrest Gallante is one of the reptillians Alex Jones warned us about
Kyle Corbin Lmaoooo
Bruh.... GREAT CATCH 🤣😭
He doesn't blink from 4:41 to 4:51 too 🤣
Actually David Icke did first
I honestly think that the Nile Crocodile and Saltwater Crocodile are the most dangerous animals on this planet. Crocodiles eats over 1,000 people a year, sharks eat only 10….. Adult male Nile Crocodiles literally dominate Lion prides. They’re the baddest animal on the planet by far. They’ve been doing it for over 60 million years too.
Hippos complete shit on Nile Crocodiles.
People should be way more scared of crocs than sharks. (Also the footwear)
I wear a pair right now. Haters gonna hate.
1000 japanese soldiers died in that swamp, is nothing compared to how much the japanese killed in those times
loomnati noscopers um...so? Lol. I don’t understand what that has to do with my comment. Should we be more scared of Japanese people ? Lmao
@@eamonshields2754 yes, because they killed at least 3000 times as many
Yeah, if you trip and slip, it's over.
the coolest thing to me is that crocs in Australia that were around when croc-shooting was common recognise and avoid guns
No way!
Mory Mory no way is correct. This is completely false, inaccurate, and without any evidence.
@@unskinnedskeleton where's your evidence proving it "completely" false?
Robert Welch He doesn’t need evidence that it is false.
I claim crocodiles can do math problems and create paintings. You say it’s not true? Prove it isn’t true.
The person making the assertion is the one who has the burden of proof.
@@Rokaize I wouldn't consider your last statement true but I'm really just here to shit on a guy that seemed a little too upset about some guy's innocent assertion of certain crocs recognizing firearms as a threat
"They nailed it" - Perfect critique about the invention of the hammer
Those who doubt the amount of crocodiles on Ramree Island aren’t realizing how many of these saltwater crocodiles hunted in the surrounding oceans. Once they get big enough, they go into the ocean to hunt. If there were 4,000 Japanese soldiers in the mangrove swamps, the blood, noises, and struggling would have brought these large crocodiles back from the sea to investigate. That’s how that small island could have so many crocodiles at once. Crocodiles routinely swim between these island chains hunting for prey.
It happened just not to the extent that was described by the guest research it yourself and you will see
This interview was awesome. That guy had seen some serious things around the world his stories are amazing
He's definitely on some performance enhancers too, pupils are huge. Probably made for a great pod
I love it Joe doesn’t even respond to the guy saving the kids life he just cares about the hundred year old crocodile
Priorities man, Joe’s got em 😅
Joe “Do you have a treaty with sharks” Rogan
I’ve been listening to Joe now for about a month. I love his interest in bringing in guests who discuss science, history, and tech. This is so much better than pop culture to me. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the changes that occur over time….millions and billions etc etc. I mean I have a hard time remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday morning. I am skeptical of the age of the earth and the universe they discuss, but I do find the topics intriguing!
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around April of 1945.
Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and West African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast.
Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
Interesting thing I heard about why crocodiles are so much more dangerous than sharks; we are nothing like what sharks like to eat. Too bony, not enough fat, we’re just built wrong. If you’ve ever seen a great white hunt a seal you best believe if they wanted to be eat you it would be EASY and instantaneous.
Unfortunately, we are a lot more like the bony mammals crocodiles have gotten used to eating. Sharks don’t hunt people. Crocodiles do.
Another scary thing is that both animals have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years. Perfect apex predators.
Well said
Jump in a shark tank with 100, 20 ft great whites and tell me sharks don't eat people, you've never had a real experience... so please stop typing.
@@king.Tbacca Have you jumped in a shark tank with 100 20 foot great whites?
Exactly, that's why so many shark attacks are one bite and they spit you out. The problem is that one bite is sometimes fatal from a large shark due to bleed out, shock and the fact you are in the water.
Well sharks certainly have, do, and will eat people if they’re all there is to choose from in the water and they’re hungry. I think people over complicate a shark. They’re apex predators looking for the easiest meal available and don’t really care what it is as long as it bleeds (unless it’s a bull shark)and they can swallow it. If a large predatory shark doesn’t eat you it’s likely because it isn’t that hungry or it’s chasing another animal.
“SWALLOWS HIS BUDDIES FOOT.”
Fuck yeah why not
Kinky 😳
So "a buddy of mine" swallowed my foot there's no hard feelings between us you know
Like " what the fuck bro..."
During WWII the Japanese had to retreat from an advance of Indian troops serving under the British Army. They decided their best option was to go through an crocodile-infested swamp. The Indians camped for the night nearby and all they heard all night was the screams of the Japanese soldiers being eaten. When the few survivors finally emerged the the Japanese soldiers had taken more casualties from the crocs than had they fought the Indians.
Look up Battle of Ramree Island.
Everything is food to a croc.
@AIIUserNamesInvalid this is the comment that i was looking for. Don't believe everything that joe Or his guests say blindly
@AIIUserNamesInvalid Damn... That's just a well stated argument. Certainly convinced me that it was grossly over exaggerated, if not a completely fabricated tale set among real events.
@@Nick-hv8gj not fabricated, but embellished
@Picolas Cage if you think a saltwater crocodile isn't that big or can't take down something out of water you haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
Read a story where locals living next to a river who liked a daily jog near the river bank were advised to alternate their pattern i.e. time and direction on a daily basis as the crocs were watching, and taking in their movements. It had been known some of the crocs had ambushed the runners if they had kept to a regular pattern.
So that salt water croc that ate the Japanese solider That croc is a war hero.
easeinbox give it a Medal of Honor lmao
Just wants his purple heart.
zwiebelblumen imagine one crocodile 😂
People who gun down retreating forces from behind don’t usually get medals.
@@keyow2 I bet your fun at partys
Louisiana Swamp People: *Laughs In Unintelligible Cajun*
Promiscuous Crab Those are alligators
David Taylor alligators are pussys compared to crocs, they run from humans
@@cringebleach905 He's probably thinking of American crocodiles, whilst your thinking of Salties.
David Taylor alligators are more fierce than crocs? Okay buddy. Alligators only attack when you’re annoying them and they just want to be left alone. Come down to Australia and tell me gators are worse than crocs.
@David Taylor alligators averages 3-4meters long and up to 250kg, saltwater crocs are 5m+ and can weigh up to a 900kg+, and due to their distribution in remote areas, it is common for them to go over 6 meters.
Netlix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter: 1:34
loooool
Lmao
Or 3:28
@@marcanthonyeagleton1876 nah dawggggg hahahahahaha. That one has me deadddddd
Son's who make sounds are saf
"....and Fear is their Bacon Bits"
Sterling Archer
“have you ever seen a crocodile eat a hammer while smoking dmt?” - Joe Rogan
Lmao while on shrooms
Wow, I only had to go down to the ninth comment to find the first homer posting the lame DMT "joke".
YA WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE GREEN ONE TOO THO AND I CANT STOP IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORT THO AND I CANT STOP PLAYING IT CUZ YA YA CANT STOP IT AND I CANT STOP IT CUZ UR NOT WASTING MY TIME ON GOOGLE EARTH CUZ ITS NOT EVEN GONNA KILL YA
"crocodiles do hunt human beings"
Of course they do.
“Are you familiar with the ramree massacre?”
“No.”
“You’re gonna love this.”
*proceeds to explain one of the most horrific tragedies in human animal encounters.*
I think because they were Japanese it was fine
It’s fascinating! We are talking about hundreds of people being decimated by savage life. As a dominant specie this isn’t a normal case.
The crocs probably still massacred less people than the Japanese did civilians that day. I love our Post-WW2 Japanese friends, but their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian populations.
@@Chooopy Exactly why it wasn’t tragic
@@Chooopy
"But their invasion and occupation of Asia was brutal against the civilian population."
Yeah, that seems a common trend among nations. I would provide a list of nations that decimated civilian populations, but it would be easier to just say the history of most nations is written in blood.
Reminds me of the Far Side comic with two crocs basking on the shore with full bellies and one saying "That was wonderful, no horns, no hooves, just soft and pink."
It was ww2. Lots of those Japanese soldiers were wounded when they started to retreat or got sick during, those are the ones the crocs targeted. Is the worse incident of croc attacks on humans ever.....watched a documentary the other day
Had nothing to do with people being sick. It was because it was an intense battle people were bleeding the swamp is ten miles long they had to go through the Japanese had eaten a ton of the crocs resources and they were in the swamp at night when crocs hunt. Sick was irrelevant.
@@mizzouranger134 How would you know if sickness was irrelevant? There were snakes, scorpions, and disease-carrying mosquitoes throughout the mangrove swamp they retreated through, so it’s not unreasonable to think some soldiers had gotten sick or a wound got infected etc. and they fell behind and were picked off by a crocodile. I’m not saying sickness is a major reason why the attack/incident was so deadly, because crocs don’t care if you’re sick or not and I’m sure it was mainly due to the overall fatigue the soldiers were in after fighting and starving for days, but sickness/disease was almost certainly an element during the incident, however influential.
@@koshea44 A croc will eat anything that comes within range,being sick or otherwise is irrelevant.
"The ghost and the darkness" is a great movie. That story is so interesting in general.
I live in Nth QLD and there's crocs everywhere, you can't see them but they can see you.
Crocodiles are insane. I got stalked by a 4 or 5m Crocodile up in far north queensland. Throwing cast a net for bait Crocodile swa by then unturned and went under our tinny. We went down into the mangroves a fair distance away and guess who popped back up. They stalk and hunt. I'll never forgot that day.
All I could imagine was Scooby Doo Zombie Island when hearing about the massacre
I was thinking the same thing. Watched it again with my kids recently and during that part even my eight year old son was looking at me like, "What the f*** dad?"
@@MasterLollipop It's what made it stand out from most Scooby Doo media, how oddly dark it got. I mean pirates forced people to walk to their deaths and be devoured by gators, and sure you don't see the gators tearing the people apart but you see them swimming up to them and though it cuts away you HEAR the screams, and to me the implication is just as bad (if not worse) as seeing it, because you let your imagination do the work for you.
@@ASR-Ansori the maelstrom XD god i havent seen that film since I rented it from blockbuster in like 2002.
Joe: "The human brain has grown to like twice the size it was"
Also Joe "A 100 year old croc. Wow."
So a 100 year old croc seems pretty normal to you?
100 year old crocodile is impressive he understands the genetics and the smarts that croc has gathered to live to a 100 that's rare
It’s a reptile so I’d say pretty normal. If the habit is flourishing and there aren’t ppl around a croc can live for so long. No other predators really hunt crocs so it doesn’t seem too farfetched
They only live up to 70 years!
@@samuelodhuu5410 Mr. Freshie lived to be an estimated 120-140, not all just die right at 70-75
Yo we need a Croc to come on JRE, build some community with them, and eventually sign a treaty. The Croc-human alliance. Then they won't be dangerous anymore.
Or just have a draco and shoot them bitches to extinction!
imagine if you could tame crocodiles and make them super smart then add them to your army and fuck shit up
I would love to hear Joe talk about The Ghost and The Darkness. They're not crocs but they were a pair of lions that ate a bunch of people in very similar fashion to how they're describing the crocodiles
They briefly discuss that at the end of this clip.
They are toothless and kittens compared to the Champawat Tiger.
@@ChocolateMilk.. Those lions were snatching people from two camps right out of their tents. They weren’t wimps by any stretch.
I could listen to joe and forest for hours
Keith Hogue he’s the best guest that’s bin in for a while
interesting story : I was in Cameron Louisiana working and on my way home one day i missed my turn . i turned around in a short driveway with a cattle gate . 20 feet beyond that gate was a bayou full of Alligators. i walked over to the waters edge and all the gators slowly sank below the water . I turned my back for two seconds and hurried up and spun back around . every single one of those Gators had advanced several feet towards me in that short few seconds . they were stalking me. i kept on doing that to see how close they would get . i got them within 10 feet before i got the hell out of there. an Alligator will for sure attack a human.
expected wasn't it? so you already have a home along the bayou? when they appear along New York City watershed then maybe getting deep. not to say some encroachment won't happen although I can say they are transportable by vehicle & available for parties.
@@franklinblunt69 there's been a couple alligators spotted by Pittsburgh,Pa. I wouldn't be surprised if there have been gators around NYC.
I’m from south Louisiana. I agree but they’re nowhere near as aggressive as crocs. Most won’t bother you unless provoked or defending its nest.
But alligators are not human hunters? Only crocs legit hunt people
Alligators are not Crocodiles
“Could you imagine If we gave crocodiles DMT?”
- Joe Rogan
Damn thanks for all the likes guys 🤘🏻
Thank u lol
Joe “could you imagine if we gave crocodiles DMT” Rogan 😂 can’t stop laughing
Imagine writing a Joe Rogan DMT meme while on DMT. You'd think you were being original.
JRE Podcast Episode 13,754
Joe: "... you ever done DMT?"
Crocodile Guest: *HHISSSSSSSSSS*
Joe: "No, really?"
Charlie G “Jamie pull that up”
I've heard (while at Malcolm Douglas crocodile farm) that far north Australian tour boats have to change arrival and departure times as the "locals" start to predict when a feed is coming.
I wanna meet this kid who fought the croc. Savage dude.
Once we make a Bluetooth hammer, that’s when humanity has lost
Already exists
What a silly thing to say. Everything is better with bluetooth
When we make a gender neutral hammer, THEN humanity is lost
@@JimBob-vb8oz hammthey
@@JimBob-vb8oz did you just assume a hammer has a gender? As someone who identifies as a crocodile shark, I’m offended.
They need to animate the show and have a croc come on.
Joe: What's up freak crocs. He's here finally. Mr.croc. Takin a break from killing things.
Mr. Croc: laughs* honored to be here joe. You know, I watch your show all the time.
Joe: So, have you ever tried elk meat?
That'd be a trip. I read that stoned and saw this happen.
"Like muscles just growing on the beach, pluck em" so accurate it's scary..
2:12 speaking on a hammer analogy. Joe's sentence afterwards was "they nailed it." Haha I find the little things funny
Forrest: "just wipes out this entire populus of people"
Joe: LITERALLY NUTS
4:50 u can literally see in his eyes that he's rewatching the horrors of what that croc did to the kid.. must've been crazy horrific to witness that
Love that you guys mentioned "The Ghost and the Darkness" movie. It is still worth a watch today if anybody hasn't seen it yet
My grandfather served in WW2 attached to Merrill's Marauders Burma..my dad tells me crazy stories of his exploits in the jungle
tell us something about that shit bro...
Tell us
I won't disclose anything specific I took an oath not to share these stories sorry guys
Evolving to being bipedal is one of the reasons why humans are not “targeted as often” by other species in the wild. Walking around on all twos is just bizzare in a way, I suppose.
Humans are also bioluminescent. We literally glow. Could be another reason we don't get viewed as prey.
You guys are for real?
@@Brock_CO were do you got this info from? "Humans are also bioluminescent."
@@Brock_CO animals glow
Brock • 78 years ago all sources I found on google was sure to include that all animals glow as faintly as we do. Wouldn’t be a big factor in keeping us from being eaten if all animals do it and there aren’t even any animals that can see it
Predatory animals are scary. I've seen a mountain lion and coyotes on golf courses in CA. Luckily they ignored me, but a treaty would be great.
Coyotes aren't too dangerous and are afraid of humans lol. One day I was walking around my neighborhood went my weiner dog saw one and scared it away lol. I wasn't sure if he wanted to play or fight it, all Ik is that he was hyped.
Coyote are more dangerous than wolves. Almost every coyote you see is starving and diseased and infested with parasites. If you see one, he is the decoy you're meant to see. Wolves eat larger fresher quantities more often. Fyi if you ever see a cougar, it has probably been watching you for 60 minutes or more. If you ever turn around and see one, you probably interrupted it's attack approach. Don't trust that any wild animal is in fear of you. I've seen a corn bin rat really mess up a full grown man wearing work clothes and cover alls.
@@albiondanes I meant in terms of aggressiveness and really I've never seen coyotes in packs. I was walking by an open field and saw no other coyotes
@@fishfan2 in ones or twos coyotes aren't dangerous except to kids. I kicked one to death with a work boot one time that got trapped. They're all bark and a little bite. I've been hunted by cougars a number of times that I know about as I have a habit of doubling back on my trail every hour or two while bow hunting. They are a dangerous creature that deserve their share of respect and understanding. And like that other person said,if you saw them then they've already considered killing you and have decided ,for one reason or another, not to make you a big turd. Cheers
@@albiondanes not even close. A pack of coyotes aren't anywhere near as dangerous as a pack of wolves. And a lone wolf is the most dangerous of the bunch. From the experiences of having hunted and been hunted by both animals. I sincerely hope you don't try to test that argument in practice bud,it'll get you killed quickly.
Is always funny to me when someone says that sharks don’t like the taste of humans. An animal that swallows its food whole doesn’t care what the food tastes like.
Forrest Galante is one of my favorite guests on this show
A sneaky thing crocodilians do when they see an edible creature (incl. humans) on the bank is to turn around and start swimming away while slowly submerging. So the creature watching it thinks it has decided to swim away and will be going down to deeper water. But they often actually do an immediate u-turn underwater and can then explode up onto the bank and catch the unsuspecting prey which has let its guard down. 😬🍽
"Clever girl"
Seen it with gators here in FL- around here, local wildlife biologists make it pretty plain that literally any crocodilian bigger than 6 ft long is an active threat to people. As in, will actively hunt and eat them if given a chance.
@@clintaudette3683 Ive never seen the kind of aggression in alligators here that people describe in other crocodilians such as the nile and saltwater crocodiles. The american alligator is pretty skittish. I dont think they see humans as an active food source , only in certain situations.
@@freddy7304 welp.... You're wrong.
Look, in all seriousness, they may be a toooouch more "skittish" than, say, a saltie, but go swim with a big one and see how shy they are.
"it's like a hammer, they nailed it"
.... epic pun
That two days most of been hell. A true definition of the word