Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1348 w/Bill Burr: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @chillo5687
    @chillo5687 4 года назад +9342

    Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

    • @jimmikakkei3648
      @jimmikakkei3648 4 года назад +39

      😆👊🏻

    • @oddpotential
      @oddpotential 4 года назад +35

      Lmfao

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads 4 года назад +56

      Came to the comments for this

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 4 года назад +117

      That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho.
      From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

    • @jamahlrawls3520
      @jamahlrawls3520 4 года назад +6

      Hahahahaha

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 4 года назад +8132

    Bill: There's this video of...
    Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 4 года назад +249

      Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 4 года назад +258

      He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 4 года назад +47

      Jamie the next brainiac

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 4 года назад +49

      Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 4 года назад +17

      Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

  • @tonyvince7
    @tonyvince7 4 года назад +695

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 Год назад +15

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word Год назад

      it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

    • @masdan5422
      @masdan5422 Год назад +1

      That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

    • @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916
      @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916 Год назад +2

      he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Год назад +120

    "See if you can find that, show it to bill."
    BILL: "NO"
    🤣💀

  • @alexanderengels3606
    @alexanderengels3606 4 года назад +8785

    "There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

    • @sasha._.4471
      @sasha._.4471 4 года назад +169

      moth 1234 yeah that sounds pleasant 😂

    • @TheBri87
      @TheBri87 4 года назад +47

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @20puskinas1992
      @20puskinas1992 4 года назад +35

      he man what is on your profile picture?

    • @thegoldenwhale1335
      @thegoldenwhale1335 4 года назад +32

      Eternal A moth from the lämp meme

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 4 года назад +41

      “ AHHAHH! GET THE FRYING PAN!!! “

  • @nodk17
    @nodk17 5 лет назад +3427

    Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk”
    Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 4 года назад +312

    To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

    • @joesmith3098
      @joesmith3098 3 года назад +33

      Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

    • @stboombasloth9424
      @stboombasloth9424 2 года назад +4

      Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 2 года назад +16

      "Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

    • @JoeCool90
      @JoeCool90 Год назад +6

      @@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 4 месяца назад

      What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin 4 года назад +183

    "Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 3 года назад +2

      @Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

  • @Octoboobs
    @Octoboobs 5 лет назад +4187

    Bill: ‘How did you find it so quick, jesus this guy is good’
    Jamie: *happy noises*

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 5 лет назад +59

      Cops doing OK hand signs are white supremacists Noises**

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi 5 лет назад +4

      AW.)

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 лет назад +9

      @@martymcfly88mph35
      Gve it a rest already! Holy shit.

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 5 лет назад +9

      @@matthewhorizon6050 it was dumb when Jamie and Joe said that. But when you smoke as much weed as they do, I guess you see conspiracies everywhere.

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck 5 лет назад +6

      Jamie and Rogan are us

  • @noahhultgren193
    @noahhultgren193 4 года назад +4324

    I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 4 года назад +541

      "alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

    • @joniahdemarco3371
      @joniahdemarco3371 4 года назад +94

      Him and Snoop Dogg!

    • @robertrob96yount58
      @robertrob96yount58 4 года назад +16

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @ericb8217
      @ericb8217 4 года назад +14

      He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 года назад +111

      "Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 Год назад +73

    This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

  • @lekkerlekker5760
    @lekkerlekker5760 4 года назад +45

    8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

  • @lankyboy3344
    @lankyboy3344 4 года назад +2069

    Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 3 года назад +39

      That was awesome lol

    • @TheTonkGuy
      @TheTonkGuy 2 года назад +31

      7:30

    • @heater9124
      @heater9124 2 года назад +5

      Facts 🤣

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 Год назад +15

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @tatesock8692
      @tatesock8692 Год назад +2

      Wolf Monkey lol 😆

  • @Robotshadow
    @Robotshadow 4 года назад +2579

    Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

    • @WiskinWaffles
      @WiskinWaffles 4 года назад +121

      B R O 😭😂😂

    • @josetrujillo7827
      @josetrujillo7827 4 года назад +40

      shadowmohd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀winner

    • @omgnoob89
      @omgnoob89 4 года назад +46

      Holy shit dude that made me laugh

    • @heelstadium
      @heelstadium 4 года назад +20

      genius lmfao

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 года назад +24

      Or son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @juliemonarch7364
    @juliemonarch7364 2 года назад +129

    I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 3 года назад +81

    Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 5 лет назад +1893

    Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 4 года назад +103

      I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

    • @adamaunya69
      @adamaunya69 3 года назад +13

      @@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

    • @TheIcup24
      @TheIcup24 3 года назад +3

      I was about to comment this 😂

    • @heelgill
      @heelgill 3 года назад +14

      8:05 and 8:11

    • @christianhallgren1192
      @christianhallgren1192 3 года назад +2

      Replace the Yoshi sound with it

  • @rauljohnreypetallo9681
    @rauljohnreypetallo9681 4 года назад +674

    Bill: "Nature man..."
    *takes a hit.
    Joe: "Nature man..."

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 4 года назад +5

      Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 4 года назад +34

      @@fredspofford lmao fuck off

    • @Swiatlocien
      @Swiatlocien 3 года назад +7

      bruh moment

  • @chatsberry5817
    @chatsberry5817 3 года назад +72

    I love when people talk about nature and how nuts it really is. I feel like we kind of forget that we live on a sphere designed to kill us filled with things designed to kill us.

  • @LivingZoology
    @LivingZoology 4 года назад

    We have many comments saying that somebody came to watch this video after watching this one! Thanks! Here it is: ruclips.net/video/fmwC9HzcWbQ/видео.html

  • @funkyodauter
    @funkyodauter 5 лет назад +1043

    08:16
    *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL*
    "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow 5 лет назад +57

      funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss 5 лет назад +20

      I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

    • @aerialzetro7196
      @aerialzetro7196 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

    • @b41ts2late
      @b41ts2late 5 лет назад +1

      funkyodauter 😂😂😂

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 лет назад +1

      @@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

  • @kiekz369
    @kiekz369 5 лет назад +2495

    More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 5 лет назад +9

      123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

    • @danielblais1839
      @danielblais1839 5 лет назад +34

      Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 5 лет назад +24

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

    • @redman122
      @redman122 5 лет назад +6

      As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

    • @kiekz369
      @kiekz369 5 лет назад +6

      @@redman122 lol I did the same

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 3 года назад +11

    I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 3 года назад +62

    Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

  • @jakejohnnn
    @jakejohnnn 5 лет назад +751

    “One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths”
    -Joe Rohan, 2019

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 года назад +27

      Rohan?

    • @George-gg4pb
      @George-gg4pb 4 года назад +27

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah, he married an Indian guy

    • @jamesgannon5875
      @jamesgannon5875 4 года назад +23

      Don't mess with the Rohan.

    • @GabrielsGabriels
      @GabrielsGabriels 4 года назад

      @@jamesgannon5875 no its dont mess with the Zohan

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 4 года назад +3

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 The land of the Horselords

  • @FalcaoElTigre
    @FalcaoElTigre 5 лет назад +1220

    Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

    • @Mcfatsack
      @Mcfatsack 5 лет назад +18

      Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

    • @kendoncaseycurtis4660
      @kendoncaseycurtis4660 5 лет назад

      Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner
      ( fit right in)

    • @P.a.r.a.d.o.x
      @P.a.r.a.d.o.x 5 лет назад +1

      @Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

    • @keepmeposted
      @keepmeposted 5 лет назад +2

      his wife is a happy lady

    • @joebailey8294
      @joebailey8294 5 лет назад

      Are you new here?

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 2 года назад +8

    I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

  • @ozcorsportscards7497
    @ozcorsportscards7497 3 года назад +10

    I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

  • @mooncakehekatonkhires9257
    @mooncakehekatonkhires9257 4 года назад +1375

    I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 4 года назад +80

      His jokes were gold as always

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 4 года назад +147

      It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 4 года назад +123

      “I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 4 года назад +56

      Hes good in breaking bad too

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 года назад +64

      He was good in Breaking Bad too

  • @JamesRednok
    @JamesRednok 4 года назад +553

    Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends...
    Guys:

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 года назад +5

      They dumb like that bro.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 года назад +2

      @@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 года назад +5

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

    • @bensmith9253
      @bensmith9253 3 года назад

      So funny!

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 года назад

      no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 3 года назад +39

    Bill Burr is one of, if not the most, truly enjoyable guests that Joe Rogan has on the JRE. He actually really does get along really well with Bill Burr and has natural, flowing conversation with Bill as much as, if not more so than with any other guest. I can't think of many others that he's that way with possibly excluding St. Pierre, Forrest Gallante, Graham Hancock, Joey Diaz of course, perhaps a very few others.

    • @METATRON_CUBE
      @METATRON_CUBE 2 года назад +2

      Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

  • @A_Byrds_View
    @A_Byrds_View Год назад +4

    Joe: what happened to those ladies?
    Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 4 года назад +767

    7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

    • @mariekedavid3899
      @mariekedavid3899 4 года назад +18

      Saaame hahahaha

    • @ripardofilho3337
      @ripardofilho3337 4 года назад +21

      Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw 3 года назад +3

      You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 года назад +16

      "Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 2 года назад +5

      @@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 4 года назад +1054

    Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

  • @eriwilnel
    @eriwilnel 2 года назад +13

    Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

  • @idiotology5568
    @idiotology5568 2 года назад +6

    That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

  • @mr.jameson218
    @mr.jameson218 4 года назад +419

    "Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 4 года назад +7

      Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 4 года назад +14

      @@rogerwilco1777
      I'm gonna need some royalties.

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 года назад

      he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

    • @anirudhdwivedi6673
      @anirudhdwivedi6673 3 года назад

      Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

  • @deanmclover306
    @deanmclover306 5 лет назад +1229

    Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

  • @TheCrysis45
    @TheCrysis45 3 года назад +5

    These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

  • @malk9421
    @malk9421 3 года назад +5

    I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid 5 лет назад +356

    holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 года назад +4

      They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

    • @dexter4016
      @dexter4016 4 года назад +30

      @@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 года назад +5

      @@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 4 года назад +7

      TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 4 года назад +2

      TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

  • @FuglyFatt
    @FuglyFatt 5 лет назад +252

    1:27 - When Rogan goes bug eyed, you know he's deeply interested in the topic. Tigers and DMT? 👁️👁️

    • @vos9954
      @vos9954 5 лет назад +4

      LMAOO

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂fucking Hell man

    • @Righteousone18
      @Righteousone18 5 лет назад

      There used to be a vid on YT of not a tiger but a jaguar high on DMT. You can see it was trippin balls

  • @redbaron5308
    @redbaron5308 3 года назад +2

    “Nature man, nature man” I love when they said that.

  • @GollumSs1
    @GollumSs1 3 года назад +10

    "One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 4 года назад +494

    "They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 года назад +41

      They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 года назад +26

      @i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The RUclips channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

    • @2btqj
      @2btqj 4 года назад +1

      They found the bodies

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa 4 года назад

      @@arthurm4012 I think its that one

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 года назад +4

      @@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

  • @JeffCfreeradiorevolution
    @JeffCfreeradiorevolution 5 лет назад +1077

    Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

    • @Mekel01
      @Mekel01 5 лет назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @kevind.shabahang
      @kevind.shabahang 5 лет назад +4

      motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 лет назад +1

      Technically correct.

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 5 лет назад

      Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 5 лет назад +2

      If you don't move, they let you live.

  • @andrew-rn9ui
    @andrew-rn9ui Год назад +1

    Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

  • @dinkyvision
    @dinkyvision 4 года назад +3

    Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 3 года назад

      Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

  • @JOSHCFH69
    @JOSHCFH69 5 лет назад +541

    Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 5 лет назад +8

      Ol Billy Fat Back lol

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +16

      Billy bitch tits is the best

    • @mikehancho695
      @mikehancho695 5 лет назад +2

      Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

    • @DoctorMantisTob0ggan
      @DoctorMantisTob0ggan 5 лет назад +1

      Ol' Billy Cue Ball

    • @serenysmusic
      @serenysmusic 5 лет назад +2

      Good ol billy copper crotch

  • @stephenbrady5220
    @stephenbrady5220 4 года назад +270

    8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 4 месяца назад

    "like a dog in a kitchen" haha that was the best comparison

  • @dyorama_7433
    @dyorama_7433 2 года назад +1

    Bills yelp from seeing violence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 5 лет назад +738

    This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 5 лет назад +41

      7:08

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao his eating impression

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 5 лет назад +4

      Nice freeforms muh boy.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 5 лет назад +2

      but it was worth it

    • @cround217
      @cround217 5 лет назад +2

      Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

  • @upchuckduck5726
    @upchuckduck5726 4 года назад +106

    Bill: everything is lighting fast
    Joe: except sloths

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. 3 года назад +3

    Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

  • @KP_Nation
    @KP_Nation 3 года назад +1

    Nature, so beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Having a nature walk and knowing a big cat could be checking you out.

  • @PyroclasticMind
    @PyroclasticMind 5 лет назад +483

    "Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019.
    Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

    • @jknight9613
      @jknight9613 5 лет назад +39

      @El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

    • @bigchungus2121
      @bigchungus2121 5 лет назад +17

      @El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 лет назад +2

      I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 5 лет назад +1

      @@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

    • @Nishua
      @Nishua 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 4 года назад +312

    If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

  • @RickyPisano
    @RickyPisano 6 месяцев назад

    The Komodo Dragon eating the goat was as brutal as it gets. You can still hear the goat bleating in the dragons belly.

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 3 года назад +7

    Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 5 лет назад +57

    Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 4 года назад +2

      Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

    • @sambo416
      @sambo416 2 года назад +1

      Well he is a comedian

    • @dammaguy1286
      @dammaguy1286 2 года назад +6

      That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 2 года назад +3

      You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 2 года назад +2

      @@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @jismjacket
    @jismjacket 5 лет назад +313

    True story here.....
    I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious!
    Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 4 года назад +30

      They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 4 года назад +52

      Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 4 года назад +1

      Not true

    • @jismjacket
      @jismjacket 4 года назад +22

      @@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

    • @hello93617
      @hello93617 4 года назад +15

      @@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

  • @julez7323
    @julez7323 2 года назад +2

    Joe impersonating a honey bee is just so good 5:15

  • @sippinlosses
    @sippinlosses Год назад +1

    "We're slower than squirrels" 🤣

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish 5 лет назад +305

    Girl: I'm a virgin I swear
    Also girl: 8:05

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 5 лет назад +4

      Loool

    • @DerricktheWhite
      @DerricktheWhite 5 лет назад +2

      Damn that works until the end of the video

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад

      There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person.
      But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

  • @slamuel9797
    @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +293

    “That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

    • @seandiesel2467
      @seandiesel2467 5 лет назад +2

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +1

      Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 лет назад +2

      Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 лет назад

      watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +1

      Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 4 года назад +2

    Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

  • @chopps7601
    @chopps7601 4 года назад +1

    Lol!! Burr was literally scared as hell when that clip came on..that was such a real yell..he said " on my hard drive"

  • @TheresaWheeler
    @TheresaWheeler 5 лет назад +35

    “They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @christianmoreno3585
    @christianmoreno3585 5 лет назад +181

    “jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 лет назад +3

      watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

  • @dcaudill7764
    @dcaudill7764 4 года назад +4

    Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

  • @RyDoggonus
    @RyDoggonus 4 года назад +1

    7:17 - I've never seen Bill so terrified.
    AH AHHHHHHH!! DON'T! TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF!!

  • @theDavidChannel1
    @theDavidChannel1 5 лет назад +130

    I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +1

      Do it for the kids they'll love it.

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 4 года назад +62

    I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

    • @countmackula9697
      @countmackula9697 4 года назад +3

      That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

    • @evanscott7652
      @evanscott7652 4 года назад +10

      Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 4 года назад +13

      @@countmackula9697 it's a real episode.
      He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot.
      One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 4 года назад +4

      On RUclips too, literally search Steve erwin

    • @thapelomokoena1953
      @thapelomokoena1953 3 года назад

      That's lies kimono climbs trees too

  • @KageumiUmikage
    @KageumiUmikage 4 месяца назад

    "And the deer sounded... AHHH AHHHH" I thought bill was doing a screaming deer impression. He actually sounded like one haha

  • @kristopherrice1465
    @kristopherrice1465 11 месяцев назад

    “See if you can find that, show it to bill”💀

  • @chiggitycheckmate8364
    @chiggitycheckmate8364 5 лет назад +72

    Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

    • @erickidd7667
      @erickidd7667 5 лет назад +3

      truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 5 лет назад +12

      It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 4 года назад +2

      @@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 4 года назад

      @@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 года назад

      @@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

  • @dakotashanenunley6928
    @dakotashanenunley6928 5 лет назад +167

    Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 5 лет назад +2

      Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 лет назад +4

      I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

    • @user-sg1se8cl7l
      @user-sg1se8cl7l 5 лет назад

      He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

  • @zaqannapash7504
    @zaqannapash7504 3 года назад +6

    I think that Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedian out now! Love to see him and Dave Chapelle do a comedy tour together!

  • @dragoslavsoldo7143
    @dragoslavsoldo7143 4 года назад +7

    There's a man who a 1v1 against a bear while using an axe. He was on his farm when the bear atacked. He lives in Bosnia.

  • @cam5533
    @cam5533 5 лет назад +257

    Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 лет назад +3

      KEA
      I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 5 лет назад +33

    "One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V 2 года назад +1

    I've been watching videos of Komodo Dragons eating anything including monkeys lately and now I'm here lol

  • @therealjuice4725
    @therealjuice4725 Год назад

    the transition into the guy who got eaten by a bear lolol

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 лет назад +39

    The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 года назад +36

    Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

  • @unclerayray7025
    @unclerayray7025 4 года назад +6

    I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

  • @robertdutton7277
    @robertdutton7277 4 года назад +1

    Lmfao. Bill when Jamie started playing the clip. Pure fear lol

  • @hrithikrana932
    @hrithikrana932 4 года назад +67

    8:15 My last brain cell at 3AM

  • @Indianaparadise
    @Indianaparadise 3 года назад +2

    We’re slower than squirrels 😂😂. I just realized my place on the food chain 😂

  • @MEETKERTINZ
    @MEETKERTINZ 4 года назад +2

    I have seen the Komodo Dragon video and Joe impersonated it perfectly.

  • @soutrikganguly6151
    @soutrikganguly6151 4 года назад +88

    Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

    • @brdolivadar
      @brdolivadar 4 года назад +1

      Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 4 года назад +24

      @@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +20

      @Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 4 года назад +4

      @@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

    • @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839
      @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839 3 года назад +4

      @@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 года назад +15

    Watching Bill scream like that can cure depression.

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 4 года назад +3

    2:41
    “Well they swim, don’t they?”
    “Yeah, they swim occasionally.”
    Lol. Didn’t know Joe knew so much about the bathing routines of tigers!

  • @blacksmithorange8906
    @blacksmithorange8906 3 года назад +1

    The Komodo Dragon is the modern day Tyrannosaurus Rex.

  • @taval29
    @taval29 5 лет назад +78

    Joe "gumpgawmp" Rogan 8:10

    • @lexlavi
      @lexlavi 5 лет назад +3

      Taval Dacres haha you beat me to it man

  • @Kam-it1hq
    @Kam-it1hq 4 года назад +10

    “ We’re slower than squirrels”😂😂

  • @tru713
    @tru713 3 года назад +2

    Bill burr the science guy

  • @JawsHLL
    @JawsHLL 3 года назад +2

    7:17 and the deer’s sound of “AHHH”

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 года назад +10

    "I don't want this on my harddrive."
    Bill knows what's good for him.
    It's a sign of intelligence.