Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 5 лет назад +8197

    Bill: There's this video of...
    Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 5 лет назад +253

      Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 5 лет назад +262

      He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 5 лет назад +47

      Jamie the next brainiac

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 5 лет назад +50

      Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 4 года назад +18

      Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

  • @nodk17
    @nodk17 5 лет назад +3469

    Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk”
    Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

  • @tonyvince7
    @tonyvince7 4 года назад +734

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 года назад +17

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word Год назад

      it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

    • @masdan5422
      @masdan5422 Год назад +1

      That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

    • @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916
      @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916 Год назад +2

      he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

  • @chillo5687
    @chillo5687 5 лет назад +9405

    Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

    • @jimmikakkei3648
      @jimmikakkei3648 5 лет назад +41

      😆👊🏻

    • @oddpotential
      @oddpotential 4 года назад +37

      Lmfao

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads 4 года назад +58

      Came to the comments for this

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 4 года назад +121

      That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho.
      From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

    • @jamahlrawls3520
      @jamahlrawls3520 4 года назад +6

      Hahahahaha

  • @alexanderengels3606
    @alexanderengels3606 5 лет назад +8833

    "There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

    • @sasha._.4471
      @sasha._.4471 5 лет назад +170

      moth 1234 yeah that sounds pleasant 😂

    • @TheBri87
      @TheBri87 5 лет назад +49

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @20puskinas1992
      @20puskinas1992 4 года назад +36

      he man what is on your profile picture?

    • @thegoldenwhale1335
      @thegoldenwhale1335 4 года назад +33

      Eternal A moth from the lämp meme

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 4 года назад +41

      “ AHHAHH! GET THE FRYING PAN!!! “

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Год назад +131

    "See if you can find that, show it to bill."
    BILL: "NO"
    🤣💀

  • @noahhultgren193
    @noahhultgren193 4 года назад +4364

    I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 4 года назад +545

      "alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

    • @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent
      @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent 4 года назад +99

      Him and Snoop Dogg!

    • @robertrob96yount58
      @robertrob96yount58 4 года назад +17

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @ericb8217
      @ericb8217 4 года назад +14

      He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 года назад +111

      "Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

  • @lankyboy3344
    @lankyboy3344 4 года назад +2086

    Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 3 года назад +39

      That was awesome lol

    • @TheTonkGuy
      @TheTonkGuy 2 года назад +32

      7:30

    • @Daheeat
      @Daheeat 2 года назад +5

      Facts 🤣

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 года назад +15

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @tatesock8692
      @tatesock8692 2 года назад +2

      Wolf Monkey lol 😆

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 4 года назад +350

    To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

    • @joesmith3098
      @joesmith3098 4 года назад +34

      Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

    • @stboombasloth9424
      @stboombasloth9424 2 года назад +4

      Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 2 года назад +20

      "Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

    • @JoeCool90
      @JoeCool90 Год назад +6

      @@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 7 месяцев назад

      What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

  • @jakejohnnn
    @jakejohnnn 5 лет назад +756

    “One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths”
    -Joe Rohan, 2019

  • @rauljohnreypetallo9681
    @rauljohnreypetallo9681 4 года назад +680

    Bill: "Nature man..."
    *takes a hit.
    Joe: "Nature man..."

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 4 года назад +5

      Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 4 года назад +34

      @@fredspofford lmao fuck off

    • @Swiatlocien
      @Swiatlocien 3 года назад +7

      bruh moment

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin 4 года назад +198

    "Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 3 года назад +2

      @Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

  • @kiekz369
    @kiekz369 5 лет назад +2500

    More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 5 лет назад +9

      123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

    • @danielblais1839
      @danielblais1839 5 лет назад +34

      Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 5 лет назад +24

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

    • @redman122
      @redman122 5 лет назад +6

      As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

    • @kiekz369
      @kiekz369 5 лет назад +6

      @@redman122 lol I did the same

  • @Robotshadow
    @Robotshadow 4 года назад +2591

    Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

    • @WiskinWaffles
      @WiskinWaffles 4 года назад +123

      B R O 😭😂😂

    • @josetrujillo7827
      @josetrujillo7827 4 года назад +41

      shadowmohd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀winner

    • @omgnoob89
      @omgnoob89 4 года назад +48

      Holy shit dude that made me laugh

    • @heelstadium
      @heelstadium 4 года назад +20

      genius lmfao

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 года назад +24

      Or son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @juliemonarch7364
    @juliemonarch7364 2 года назад +132

    I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

  • @mooncakehekatonkhires9257
    @mooncakehekatonkhires9257 5 лет назад +1377

    I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 5 лет назад +80

      His jokes were gold as always

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 лет назад +147

      It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 4 года назад +123

      “I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 4 года назад +56

      Hes good in breaking bad too

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 года назад +64

      He was good in Breaking Bad too

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 5 лет назад +1900

    Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 4 года назад +103

      I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

    • @adamaunya69
      @adamaunya69 4 года назад +13

      @@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

    • @TheIcup24
      @TheIcup24 4 года назад +3

      I was about to comment this 😂

    • @heelgill
      @heelgill 4 года назад +14

      8:05 and 8:11

    • @christianhallgren1192
      @christianhallgren1192 3 года назад +2

      Replace the Yoshi sound with it

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 3 года назад +82

    Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

  • @funkyodauter
    @funkyodauter 5 лет назад +1051

    08:16
    *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL*
    "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow 5 лет назад +57

      funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss 5 лет назад +20

      I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

    • @aerialzetro7196
      @aerialzetro7196 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

    • @b41ts2late
      @b41ts2late 5 лет назад +1

      funkyodauter 😂😂😂

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 лет назад +1

      @@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

  • @FalcaoElTigre
    @FalcaoElTigre 5 лет назад +1222

    Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

    • @Mcfatsack
      @Mcfatsack 5 лет назад +18

      Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

    • @kendoncaseycurtis4660
      @kendoncaseycurtis4660 5 лет назад

      Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner
      ( fit right in)

    • @P.a.r.a.d.o.x
      @P.a.r.a.d.o.x 5 лет назад +1

      @Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

    • @keepmeposted
      @keepmeposted 5 лет назад +2

      his wife is a happy lady

    • @joebailey8294
      @joebailey8294 5 лет назад

      Are you new here?

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 Год назад +76

    This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 5 лет назад +768

    7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

    • @mariekedavid3899
      @mariekedavid3899 4 года назад +18

      Saaame hahahaha

    • @ripardofilho3337
      @ripardofilho3337 4 года назад +21

      Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw 4 года назад +3

      You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 года назад +16

      "Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 2 года назад +5

      @@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

  • @deanmclover306
    @deanmclover306 5 лет назад +1229

    Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

  • @lekkerlekker5760
    @lekkerlekker5760 4 года назад +48

    8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 4 года назад +1056

    Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

  • @mr.jameson218
    @mr.jameson218 5 лет назад +421

    "Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 4 года назад +7

      Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 4 года назад +14

      @@rogerwilco1777
      I'm gonna need some royalties.

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 года назад

      he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

    • @anirudhdwivedi6673
      @anirudhdwivedi6673 3 года назад

      Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 3 года назад +63

    Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid 5 лет назад +358

    holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 5 лет назад +4

      They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

    • @dexter4016
      @dexter4016 5 лет назад +30

      @@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 5 лет назад +7

      TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 5 лет назад +2

      TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

  • @JamesRednok
    @JamesRednok 4 года назад +559

    Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends...
    Guys:

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 года назад +5

      They dumb like that bro.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 4 года назад +2

      @@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 года назад +5

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

    • @bensmith9253
      @bensmith9253 3 года назад

      So funny!

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 года назад

      no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 2 года назад +8

    I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

  • @JOSHCFH69
    @JOSHCFH69 5 лет назад +540

    Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 5 лет назад +8

      Ol Billy Fat Back lol

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 лет назад +17

      Billy bitch tits is the best

    • @mikehancho695
      @mikehancho695 5 лет назад +2

      Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

    • @DoctorMantisTob0ggan
      @DoctorMantisTob0ggan 5 лет назад +1

      Ol' Billy Cue Ball

    • @serenysmusic
      @serenysmusic 5 лет назад +2

      Good ol billy copper crotch

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 4 года назад +495

    "They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 года назад +42

      They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 года назад +26

      @i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The RUclips channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

    • @2btqj
      @2btqj 4 года назад +1

      They found the bodies

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa 4 года назад

      @@arthurm4012 I think its that one

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 4 года назад +4

      @@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

  • @chatsberry5817
    @chatsberry5817 3 года назад +74

    I love when people talk about nature and how nuts it really is. I feel like we kind of forget that we live on a sphere designed to kill us filled with things designed to kill us.

  • @upchuckduck5726
    @upchuckduck5726 4 года назад +106

    Bill: everything is lighting fast
    Joe: except sloths

  • @JeffCfreeradiorevolution
    @JeffCfreeradiorevolution 5 лет назад +1079

    Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

    • @Mekel01
      @Mekel01 5 лет назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @kevind.shabahang
      @kevind.shabahang 5 лет назад +4

      motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 лет назад +1

      Technically correct.

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 5 лет назад

      Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 5 лет назад +2

      If you don't move, they let you live.

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 3 года назад +12

    I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 5 лет назад +740

    This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 5 лет назад +41

      7:08

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao his eating impression

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 5 лет назад +4

      Nice freeforms muh boy.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 5 лет назад +2

      but it was worth it

    • @cround217
      @cround217 5 лет назад +2

      Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 5 лет назад +57

    Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 4 года назад +2

      Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

    • @sambo416
      @sambo416 2 года назад +1

      Well he is a comedian

    • @dammaguy1286
      @dammaguy1286 2 года назад +6

      That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 2 года назад +3

      You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 2 года назад +2

      @@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 3 года назад +39

    Bill Burr is one of, if not the most, truly enjoyable guests that Joe Rogan has on the JRE. He actually really does get along really well with Bill Burr and has natural, flowing conversation with Bill as much as, if not more so than with any other guest. I can't think of many others that he's that way with possibly excluding St. Pierre, Forrest Gallante, Graham Hancock, Joey Diaz of course, perhaps a very few others.

    • @METATRON_CUBE
      @METATRON_CUBE 2 года назад +2

      Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

  • @stephenbrady5220
    @stephenbrady5220 5 лет назад +271

    8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

  • @christianmoreno3585
    @christianmoreno3585 5 лет назад +181

    “jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 лет назад +3

      watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

  • @idiotology5568
    @idiotology5568 2 года назад +6

    That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

  • @PyroclasticMind
    @PyroclasticMind 5 лет назад +483

    "Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019.
    Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

    • @jknight9613
      @jknight9613 5 лет назад +39

      @El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

    • @bigchungus2121
      @bigchungus2121 5 лет назад +17

      @El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 лет назад +2

      I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 5 лет назад +1

      @@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

    • @Nishua
      @Nishua 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @TheresaWheeler
    @TheresaWheeler 5 лет назад +35

    “They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @TheCrysis45
    @TheCrysis45 4 года назад +6

    These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

  • @jismjacket
    @jismjacket 5 лет назад +313

    True story here.....
    I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious!
    Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 5 лет назад +30

      They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 5 лет назад +52

      Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 5 лет назад +1

      Not true

    • @jismjacket
      @jismjacket 5 лет назад +22

      @@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

    • @hello93617
      @hello93617 5 лет назад +15

      @@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 4 года назад +312

    If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

  • @ozcorsportscards7497
    @ozcorsportscards7497 3 года назад +10

    I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 5 лет назад +62

    I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

    • @countmackula9697
      @countmackula9697 4 года назад +3

      That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

    • @evanscott7652
      @evanscott7652 4 года назад +10

      Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 4 года назад +13

      @@countmackula9697 it's a real episode.
      He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot.
      One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 4 года назад +4

      On RUclips too, literally search Steve erwin

    • @thapelomokoena1953
      @thapelomokoena1953 4 года назад

      That's lies kimono climbs trees too

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish 5 лет назад +305

    Girl: I'm a virgin I swear
    Also girl: 8:05

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 5 лет назад +4

      Loool

    • @DerricktheWhite
      @DerricktheWhite 5 лет назад +2

      Damn that works until the end of the video

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад

      There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person.
      But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

  • @A_Byrds_View
    @A_Byrds_View 2 года назад +4

    Joe: what happened to those ladies?
    Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

  • @slamuel9797
    @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +293

    “That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

    • @seandiesel2467
      @seandiesel2467 5 лет назад +2

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +1

      Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 лет назад +2

      Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 лет назад

      watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 лет назад +1

      Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

  • @theDavidChannel1
    @theDavidChannel1 5 лет назад +130

    I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +1

      Do it for the kids they'll love it.

  • @eriwilnel
    @eriwilnel 2 года назад +13

    Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

  • @soutrikganguly6151
    @soutrikganguly6151 4 года назад +88

    Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

    • @brdolivadar
      @brdolivadar 4 года назад +1

      Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 4 года назад +24

      @@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +20

      @Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 4 года назад +4

      @@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

    • @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839
      @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839 3 года назад +4

      @@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

  • @dakotashanenunley6928
    @dakotashanenunley6928 5 лет назад +167

    Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 5 лет назад +2

      Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 лет назад +4

      I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

    • @1800-j8x
      @1800-j8x 5 лет назад

      He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

  • @tru713
    @tru713 4 года назад +2

    Bill burr the science guy

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 5 лет назад +14

    I love the interactions between these two. They rarely cut each other off, and if they do its usually for a good reason haha

  • @cam5533
    @cam5533 5 лет назад +257

    Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 лет назад +3

      KEA
      I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

  • @dinkyvision
    @dinkyvision 4 года назад +3

    Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 3 года назад

      Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

  • @chiggitycheckmate8364
    @chiggitycheckmate8364 5 лет назад +72

    Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

    • @erickidd7667
      @erickidd7667 5 лет назад +3

      truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 5 лет назад +12

      It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 5 лет назад +2

      @@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 5 лет назад

      @@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 года назад

      @@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

  • @raymorrow1491
    @raymorrow1491 5 лет назад +5

    Bill seems so much more grounded and at peace. So much more chill lately. It's awesome to see. Anyone else notice a difference?

  • @dyorama_7433
    @dyorama_7433 2 года назад +1

    Bills yelp from seeing violence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 5 лет назад +33

    "One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

  • @shadowlurker520
    @shadowlurker520 4 года назад +8

    7:17 is priceless when Bill is interrupted by the video he's describing is being played in his peripheral 😂

  • @malk9421
    @malk9421 3 года назад +5

    I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 лет назад +39

    The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 года назад +36

    Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

  • @GollumSs1
    @GollumSs1 3 года назад +10

    "One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 года назад +15

    Watching Bill scream like that can cure depression.

  • @taval29
    @taval29 5 лет назад +78

    Joe "gumpgawmp" Rogan 8:10

    • @lexlavi
      @lexlavi 5 лет назад +3

      Taval Dacres haha you beat me to it man

  • @andrew-rn9ui
    @andrew-rn9ui Год назад +1

    Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

  • @Kam-it1hq
    @Kam-it1hq 4 года назад +10

    “ We’re slower than squirrels”😂😂

  • @AlanGarciaC.1093
    @AlanGarciaC.1093 5 лет назад +83

    6:51 is what you're here for.
    (...or more specifically 7:18)

    • @MikeHawk-tj3dz
      @MikeHawk-tj3dz 5 лет назад +4

      You sir are a champion

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 5 лет назад +3

      8:16

    • @JustD1zz
      @JustD1zz 5 лет назад

      Ohhh settle down YOU! I'm here for all of it.

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 5 лет назад

      That was such an effeminate scream

  • @dcaudill7764
    @dcaudill7764 4 года назад +4

    Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 года назад +10

    "I don't want this on my harddrive."
    Bill knows what's good for him.
    It's a sign of intelligence.

  • @hrithikrana932
    @hrithikrana932 5 лет назад +67

    8:15 My last brain cell at 3AM

  • @redbaron5308
    @redbaron5308 4 года назад +2

    “Nature man, nature man” I love when they said that.

  • @geoffreyf7829
    @geoffreyf7829 5 лет назад +24

    "AAAAAAHHHH, DON'T!" aww poor billy

  • @Dumebi7278
    @Dumebi7278 5 лет назад +61

    Joe “It’s one of the rare places on Earth” Rogan.

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 3 года назад +7

    Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

  • @MadRandomCollectable
    @MadRandomCollectable 5 лет назад +7

    *"See if you can find that... Show it to Bill."*

  • @jakedemarsh
    @jakedemarsh 5 лет назад +14

    Billy 'like a boss' Burr's New Netflix Special 'Paper Tiger' is Fire!! 🔥

    • @jakegraskey
      @jakegraskey 5 лет назад

      Gotta be top 5 all-time stand up special

  • @chopps7601
    @chopps7601 4 года назад +1

    Lol!! Burr was literally scared as hell when that clip came on..that was such a real yell..he said " on my hard drive"

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 4 года назад +322

    300,000 in sunderbans? Really Joe, 300,000?

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 года назад +82

      300,000 over 200 years... 1500 a day every day for 200 straight years. Lol
      EDIT: Im dumb.

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 года назад +49

      @@felixthecat9460 well dammit. You right. Goddamn Marijuana brain. Lol

    • @hashpond420
      @hashpond420 4 года назад +72

      It's like 4 people a day, totally doable.

    • @poisontacoz6864
      @poisontacoz6864 4 года назад +3

      Mr slav is an underrated channel.

    • @CedrickOlausson
      @CedrickOlausson 4 года назад +5

      No 300.000 in the whole of India.

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 5 лет назад +19

    Ole Billy "I honestly don't wanna watch that." Burr

  • @unclerayray7025
    @unclerayray7025 4 года назад +6

    I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

  • @drdeathpranks2762
    @drdeathpranks2762 5 лет назад +23

    8:06 when the pizza rolls are to hot 😂😂

  • @warriorprince4890
    @warriorprince4890 5 лет назад +37

    8:15...Joe imitating a Komodo dragon eating.

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 7 месяцев назад

    "like a dog in a kitchen" haha that was the best comparison

  • @coltonwinkel510
    @coltonwinkel510 5 лет назад +9

    Two of my favorite bald guys.

  • @joebaker7788
    @joebaker7788 5 лет назад +29

    Joe’ 8:06 ‘Rogan

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. 4 года назад +3

    Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

  • @brendanharan4501
    @brendanharan4501 5 лет назад +104

    Bills referring to two Dutch women who disappeared in Panama. You can see the pictures that were in their camera found alongside clothes and various bone fragments.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 лет назад +24

      This might make me a bad person but when bill replied to "what happened to them" with "they found their clothes" i lost my shit

    • @elmeringles8442
      @elmeringles8442 5 лет назад +14

      @sam singh Something along the lines of "if you're great at surviving, you're not good at living" type bullshit. Basically a phrase people use to justify someone else's stupidity.

    • @cianmulvey5552
      @cianmulvey5552 5 лет назад +50

      @sam singh: somebody always has to make it about race

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 лет назад +25

      @@cianmulvey5552 idk man apparently only white people come from first world countries.

    • @devilmanscott
      @devilmanscott 5 лет назад +9

      @@callanc3925 Per-capita yeah, most Europeans come from either rich or average countries, while most others come from poor countries, hence Europeans unless trained for it, have little survival skills.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 5 лет назад +16

    This dude sounded like Patrick drinking milk and said
    “Jamie find that real quick” 😂☠️

  • @RickyPisano
    @RickyPisano 9 месяцев назад

    The Komodo Dragon eating the goat was as brutal as it gets. You can still hear the goat bleating in the dragons belly.

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 4 года назад +8

    Bill: I went zip lining
    Joe: I went sky diving with my whole family....

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 5 лет назад +28

    7:18 Bill Burr's reaction reminds of his "how you know the N-Word is coming" joke.
    XD XD XD "HOT POTATO"!!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 4 года назад +2

    Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

  • @Only2GendersCommonSense
    @Only2GendersCommonSense 4 года назад +5

    One of the funniest thumbnails I've ever seen 😂😂😂